💬│english-chat

[rustic inlet]

NO

[brittle knoll]

🐧

[jolly fox]

🐧

hehehehaw

[rustic inlet]

🐧

🐧🔥🔥

[jolly fox]

i win

🐧 where

give

[rustic inlet]

🐧☕

[paper tangle]

🫳

🫴

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🐧

[paper tangle]

He wins penguin

[rustic inlet]

Gime

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

[rustic inlet]

🐧☕

[jolly fox]

what!! i was first 😢

[brittle knoll]

🐧 🐡

[jolly fox]

do i have bad wifi

[paper tangle]

Gloong is that guy

[rustic inlet]

idk u know

[paper tangle]

[rustic inlet]

👁️👄👁️

[jolly fox]

can i have 1

[brittle knoll]

We penguined all over the place

[jolly fox]

👁️👅👁️

[paper tangle]

[rustic inlet]

I forgot this is a so2 chat lmaoo

[jolly fox]

yippiee!!

[paper tangle]

I said when someone penguins first

[jolly fox]

🐧

another

[rustic inlet]

🐧🐧🐧

[jolly fox]

since im first

again

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[jolly fox]

yippiee!!

[brittle knoll]

Penguined all over the place

[rustic inlet]

Imma go watch gore and cute stuff combined

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[jolly fox]

we genguined all over everyone 😩

[rustic inlet]

If u want to see the channel it's called "Cute Little Thing"

[paper tangle]

sounds like

fun

idk

[jolly fox]

@brittle knoll haha like your-

[brittle knoll]

There's a show called happy three friends

[fringe umbra]

Who wanna duo

[rustic inlet]

Happy tree friends

[tough meadow]

That's basically the concept of r/FiftyFifty

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rustic inlet]

Imma watch yt bye

[fringe umbra]

Duo?

[paper tangle]

Have a fun day

[jolly fox]

choose your mother or your father
able: i choose both!
able gets the upper body of his mother and the lower body of his father, perfectly cut

[brittle knoll]

You mean ab exercise

[jolly fox]

guys

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[jolly fox]

i have a question

funny question

[brittle knoll]

Nice troll humor

[jolly fox]

there are infinite boxes

and a prize in 1

you are told to choose any one box

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[jolly fox]

and you can choose to fifty fifty,

that is

remove half of all the boxes

so my question is, would your probability of choosing the correct box increase?

[brittle knoll]

And then stitch them together

You mean

🐓

If you remove half of them then you can see what is inside them

Aaxaxaxaxa

[jolly fox]

whats your answer@brittle knoll

[brittle knoll]

I have no answer

[jolly fox]

bad reasoning

[brittle knoll]

I have no fingers

[jolly fox]

answer or you like chum
@brittle knoll :

[brittle knoll]

You have no question

[tough meadow]

Half of infinity is still infinity

[brittle knoll]

Pls stop with the alt

🐓

[jolly fox]

🤑

[brittle knoll]

What if getting rid of half meant halves of the boxes

Like in the previous joke he told

[jolly fox]

i think

the probability increases

🤑

[brittle knoll]

Lame

[jolly fox]

its so cool

i have one too

[brittle knoll]

@tough meadow

Help

[jolly fox]

@rich crow's mom!!

hahaha

[brittle knoll]

I've been talking to one person with split personality for the past 10 minutes

🐤

[jolly fox]

i have better joke

you look like Buddha

buddha coulda shoulda done some diet and exercise

😆🤣

so funny

ok what do you call

an interdimensional gravity singularity

@rich crow's mom 😆🤣

me

😆🤣

🐟

[brittle knoll]

🐔

🐤

You flipping pig

[jolly fox]

because

it was being piloted by

a 4th dimensional being

in a game

called

[brittle knoll]

Work harder not smarter

[jolly fox]

i forgot the name

of the game

😢

[brittle knoll]

🦕

How much do you sell it for?

🦕

[jolly fox]

my ween-

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

Hi

Help me

[jolly fox]

😨

[brittle knoll]

This guy has an alt

And is talking to himself

[jolly fox]

what do you call

[brittle knoll]

And I am going crazy!!

🦕

[jolly fox]

a fish without an eye

a fsh

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

Either that or they're in the same room

[jolly fox]

ok what do you call

a german man

whos leaving

[brittle knoll]

🦕

My knee hurts

[primal rain]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[jolly fox]

auf weiderschen 😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

.🦵🦵

[primal rain]

Nice legs

[brittle knoll]

I fell on it 3 weeks ago

[jolly fox]

wok

ok

speak

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[jolly fox]

i dont know what

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[jolly fox]

😆🤣

im actually dying rn

(get it

[brittle knoll]

It's an exchange only between @rich crow and @jolly fox

So

[jolly fox]

(get it cuz dying can mean literally and also laughing i cant 😂😆)

ok ok

what do you call

[brittle knoll]

They also respond way too fast to be acting like actual separate people that are not in the same room

[jolly fox]

a marsh

[brittle knoll]

📝🐓

[jolly fox]

a marsh thats white

[brittle knoll]

But also one at a time

🦕

[jolly fox]

😆🤣☝️

but n9

no

you call it marshmallow

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[jolly fox]

fancy

fish

dancing

dish

ifunny

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[jolly fox]

literally me: 😆😂🤣

[brittle knoll]

🦕

Idk

A blowfish

🐡

[jolly fox]

ok ok what do you call

a door thats cute

adoorable

[primal rain]

🐡

[jolly fox]

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

The joke is actually "a door bell"

He's fake laughing

If anything

🦕

Nvm

[jolly fox]

a loose rope

😆😂

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕

[jolly fox]

ok ok

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

They're in the same room I told yall

[jolly fox]

uhh

here i come!

😆🤣

oh

😆😆

[brittle knoll]

@proper gyro you definitely have something to do with this

🐓

[jolly fox]

ok ok

why did the golfer bring two pants

in case he got a hole in 1 😆😂

so if you golf and get the ball in the hole with 1 shot its called hole in 1

ok another

why did the bicycle fall over

it was too tired

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

🦕

This is legal chat raiding

[jolly fox]

ok another

[brittle knoll]

Unless?

[jolly fox]

what did the

policeman say to his belly button

[brittle knoll]

📞🐓

[jolly fox]

you're under a vest

🤣😂

another

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[proper gyro]

🤨

[brittle knoll]

🤨

[jolly fox]

whats the difference between

bird flu and swine flu

[brittle knoll]

You flipping pig!

Nooooo

🐤💢 💢

Let me go!

[jolly fox]

one requires a tweetment and the other an oinkment

😆🤣

ok another

[brittle knoll]

Appoinkment

🐓

[jolly fox]

why are there gates around cemeteries

because people are dying to get in 😆😂

[brittle knoll]

Sorry but both of your pc keyboards are faster than my phone keyboard

[jolly fox]

when a person dies they're buried in a cemetery

[brittle knoll]

Nope

[jolly fox]

and dying to get it also means

want to get in very much

[brittle knoll]

Neither of you can prove it because you're hiding your status

🐓

But you're both on pc

It's obvious

[jolly fox]

why shouldn't you write with a broken pen

because its pointless

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[jolly fox]

canonically i cant be on pc because i cant type very fast ⏩

[brittle knoll]

But mod can

:koak::koak:

[jolly fox]

why did the scarecrow win an award

[lyric wasp]

[jolly fox]

because in his field he was outstanding

😂😆🤣

whats brown and sticky

a stick

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[jolly fox]

hahaha im dying

[brittle knoll]

You mean poop

[jolly fox]

😂😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

🐓

I know my field

[jolly fox]

how do you

check if a vampire is sick

you see if he is coffin

🤣😆

[brittle knoll]

🦕

You aren't !

🦕

You're not

[jolly fox]

why did the farmer get an award

[brittle knoll]

You're being paranoid

😂 🤣

[jolly fox]

because he was outstanding in his field

😆🤣

what do you call a factory that makes good products

satisfactory

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

Funny fact about running two accounts is you are pretty much obviously copy pasting the jokes

🦕

So it's not like there's an active effort of typing on both

[jolly fox]

lies

im looking them up

and typing them out

not copypaste

why isnt your ear

12 inches long

[brittle knoll]

This is the equivalent of "I'm not a robot"

🐓

[jolly fox]

i am my own father

and mine own mother

because then it would be a foot

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

"I didn't create agony, agony created himself"

"I am not a robot, maybe we have bad connection"

[jolly fox]

thats right

youre a stage 4 schizophrenic

in the houdville asylum

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[jolly fox]

please wake up

why did trhe

mushroom go to a

party

because he was a fungi

[brittle knoll]

I already have another theory, but I won't show what I know

[jolly fox]

😆🤣

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[jolly fox]

no i dont

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[jolly fox]

why did the photo go to jail

because it was framed

😆🤣

oki

i go

poo

[brittle knoll]

🦕

When the pay is per hour

🐓

[jolly fox]

to create heaven you dont bring joy

you kill agony

[lost saddle]

[cold field]

where should invest 13k gold? dont have skins

[lost saddle]

Bruh he's gone

Calm

[jolly fox]

6 months for 70k 😭

why dont you invest irl and make 70k

[verbal imp]

What the hell

What did yall do

Honestly

Leveled based matching making???

You cannot be serious

Yall somehow made the game that much more unbearable to play

With that 1 simple change

Tdm is pointless now

[cunning creek]

who play Allies?

[void bronze]

its real

[jolly fox]

yeah?

[verbal imp]

@rich crow #📸│photos message

[upper mural]

Any new promo code

[verbal imp]

I have another screen shot

[lost saddle]

SO2NY2024

[verbal imp]

@proper gyro show him😭

Actually

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[verbal imp]

Play a few games by yourself

You'll understand

[verbal imp]

Hi race car driver

[devout bobcat]

Hi. (Idk who that is I don't watch anime) 🦛

[upper mural]

Thanks bro
Any other promo code

[lost saddle]

Nope only that

[upper mural]

Other than graffiti

[verbal imp]

Real

[jolly fox]

lalalala

[heavy sigil]

What server best for comp

cus us west is dead asf

[primal rain]

Us servers are worse

Russia servers are best

Compared to player count

[heavy sigil]

but then I play on 200 ping 😭

And half the mfs just go afk

[hexed igloo]

France, Poland, Russia, Singapore, Hongkong, Japan

[pliant vortex]

(insert Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson meme)

Could someone please explain how a 7-8 win (we won) can give me -22 MMR....

I went 12/6

[primal rain]

Cem yilmaz

🐔

[next ocean]

cmylmz supremacy

!!

[hexed igloo]

if you're underperforming against lower rank players, it will re-calculate your skill position

[paper tangle]

you are bread rank

[proper gyro]

lbmm is a thing in so2 now

[paper tangle]

level based is crazy

[silent perch]

Name a good pattern based skin

[paper tangle]

uhh

Nebula

[silent perch]

[paper tangle]

[silent perch]

Too expensive :(

[brittle knoll]

Maaan

[silent perch]

[brittle knoll]

Vitamin c immediately dissolved my plaque

🦕 🦕

The back of my lower teeth are now silk smooth

🐔 🐔

Of course I had the one that dissolves in your mouth

[paper tangle]

sadge

[empty goblet]

sup

#📸│photos ....

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[empty goblet]

think not

some youtubers doing this

[next ocean]

xorto playing so21!2;?1!2

[patent shuttle]

Cuz I am tryna quit so2

[patent shuttle]

[next ocean]

real

[patent shuttle]

?

[empty goblet]

nothing

[next ocean]

i hate automod

CMYLMZ

[ancient fractal]

Man i hate these players

[next ocean]

real

[ancient fractal]

Imagine losing every competitive match because of your teamates :/

I'm left alone in every match

Everyone leaves

[next ocean]

thats why you shouldnt play with randoms !!

[empty goblet]

omg!!!!!

[ancient fractal]

I don't have any friend

[next ocean]

damn

what about #1044085342308941944

[ancient fractal]

I don't think I'll get anybody from here

My rank was gold 1
But now it's bronze 2 -_-

[empty goblet]

when i get my new phone

im gonna play with you

[ancient fractal]

-_-
Centuries later...

[buoyant glen]

iPhone 16?

[empty goblet]

1-2 weeks

[ancient fractal]

What's your rank

[empty goblet]

11 pro

[lament smelt]

I buy any So2 account rn 70$

[empty goblet]

i dont played rank this season

[buoyant glen]

What is your current phone?

[ancient fractal]

Oh than okay

[empty goblet]

samsung j4 lol

[buoyant glen]

💀💀💀💀💀

[ancient fractal]

[buoyant glen]

Buy gold for me

[lament smelt]

@buoyant glen for ?

[empty goblet]

economist turkiaaa

[buoyant glen]

My beauty

[lament smelt]

@empty goblet give me head

[buoyant glen]

💀

[ancient fractal]

What's your id?

[next ocean]

we need javier milei as a new president

he can fix turkey!1!1!

[empty goblet]

I write in the evening

accept req

[ancient fractal]

Okay

[empty goblet]

im just tryn sell these #📸│photos

[buoyant glen]

Rich

[empty goblet]

spongebob

[buoyant glen]

Your ak worth more then my whole account 💀💀💀

And life

[ancient fractal]

I need friends

38040240

[buoyant glen]

Im wazowski

[ancient fractal]

Not life

[empty goblet]

krico...

[buoyant glen]

Tnx

[empty goblet]

i got it on 2019

[rich warren]

Anyone want to buy My ake night fury have 4 sticker for 330

[empty goblet]

#📸│photos show me.

[buoyant glen]

[ancient fractal]

Russians have occupied this game

Everyone speakes russian

[empty goblet]

where r u from

[ancient fractal]

India

[cobalt cape]

Slovakia

[empty goblet]

lmao

[ancient fractal]

My server is filled with them

[buoyant glen]

Iran💀

[ancient fractal]

Mfs think everyone knows russian

[empty goblet]

turkiaaaa 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[buoyant glen]

Nahhh💀

[empty goblet]

lol

[cobalt cape]

Bro standoff crash am buy gold pack 34 € and gold Nowhere

[silent perch]

I wanna buy skin under 400g, lmk if you know any good ones :D

Btw guys check out Karambit Nebula pattern 916 it looks good

[buoyant glen]

😔😔

[rich warren]

@silent perch buy akr stat track

[proper gyro]

no good pattern under 400g

[ancient fractal]

Anyone here near bronze ?

I wanna play with you..

[silent perch]

Is it good for investment

[proper gyro]

lmao no

[rich warren]

9000 gold💀💀💀

[empty goblet]

if i sell these things im gonna buy an karambit dragon glass

clear skin

[buoyant glen]

😔

[rich warren]

@ancient fractal me bronze

[ancient fractal]

Do most people buy or invest gold?

[ancient fractal]

Come

38040240

My id

[silent perch]

Also why is Karambit claw over 5.6k now 💀

[buoyant glen]

If i sell myself im gonna buy knife

[ancient fractal]

@rich warren are you coming?

[empty goblet]

how old are u byton

[buoyant glen]

3

[ancient fractal]

Sell your 🍑

[silent perch]

[buoyant glen]

😋😋😋

[ancient fractal]

Thats what made me rich 😎🥰

[buoyant glen]

You go first

[buoyant glen]

💀💀

[ancient fractal]

[cobalt cape]

Help Mee plise 😭

[silent perch]

If there is any pattern better than 916 Nebula I might buy it by selling origin case

[ancient fractal]

[cobalt cape]

Mee3k gold

[buoyant glen]

😔😔

Ask support to help

[cobalt cape]

You me Support

[buoyant glen]

?

[cobalt cape]

Am send messages to Gmail and No Answer

Yes

Am buy gold pack For €34, the money was taken from my account and Goldy was nowhere to be found

Huh

Yes

Sorry for my slow writing, but I'm writing from a translator, I'm Slovak

Hi

Ok weit

[primal rain]

🐔

Thanms

[cobalt cape]

Yes But they didn't come to my game and the money was read to me

Slovenčina

Slovakia

Ok

Am send messages

[next ocean]

where is turan !!!

[silent perch]

#📸│photos which Karambit Nebula patterns looks good?

[next ocean]

first one

vote for robin and kaffn

make so2 great again !!!

[brittle knoll]

The internet is a never ending battle between free thinkers and sheep

😞

😔

🦕

🐓

[lofty stirrup]

[paper tangle]

what

[rich crow]

Yo who wants to play allies or comp? Im pheonix but im on smurf

[chrome jungle]

What rank do you have on smurf?

[rich crow]

Players search is dead fr

[rich crow]

Pheonix i just said

My main is legend anyway

[chrome jungle]

Oh

[rich crow]

Not my fault because so2 gave me pheonix rank on smurf

Ur silver fr

[chrome jungle]

Im silver as well

I played comp yesterday and my enemys had champion 💀

Like what is that matchmaking

[brittle knoll]

Ping

Who ping

🦕

🐖🐔

Who pig me!

Pigging tutorial: deliver pig to someone's exact location

🐔🐖

3 blocked messages

❓
🐓

[rustic inlet]

i came back from the dead

Wsp guys.

what

Sus?

TELL me WHATS happening

...

That was so off topic

Wdym by that

SUS

i forgot whats that.

my dumb dementia deadahh brain suck

👁️👄👁️

ill change it into a poop pfp and then screenshot your message >:)

[atomic socket]

[sudden dome]

Hey guys can help me with a subscription on my channel?

Tăticul_so2

Or Taticul so2

[cold field]

anyone have akr with halloween skins to sell?

[winter root]

Gi guys

[primal rain]

🐓

[cunning creek]

Who plays Allies?

[forest trail]

#1044085342308941944

[rustic inlet]

Yes >:)

imma go rizz up c.ai characters.

Why not? xd

[forest trail]

[rustic inlet]

hello y'all

wsg dawg

[hexed igloo]

bread here is so cheap

[paper tangle]

Bro

You woke me up

2 different time already

Lemme sleep

PLEASE

[hexed igloo]

you have one of those iphone nuclear alarm or something

[paper tangle]

I’m trying to

wake up early

To fix my schedule

[hexed igloo]

bro it's 5 in the morning 😭

[paper tangle]

It’s 3:53 am

[hexed igloo]

this is not sleeping early

[paper tangle]

but still though

Let me sleep

My schedule is off

like

Broken

[hexed igloo]

set an alarm for 5am

[paper tangle]

O

[hexed igloo]

now you've fixed your sleep schedule

[paper tangle]

No

[hexed igloo]

thank me later

[paper tangle]

What ima supposed to get with 1 hour of sleep

Death

[hexed igloo]

to build discipline

go sleep now

[paper tangle]

What discipline man

*

Anyways lemme@sleep

[hexed igloo]

yeah, go sleep old man

yeah

this happens sometimes

do you get a receipt though in your email

cause you can contact support to get your gold if you do

[wet slate]

Why nobody playing in Singapore right now

Is this game dead

[hexed igloo]

obviously

[wet slate]

Why

[celest crater]

should have added gyro early, as with time improved gyro settings

[wet slate]

Yes and maybr should fixing the server and voice chat instead giving skin in every update

[primal rain]

What

Explain from start

It may took up to 5 working days

Tell him to wait

So he didn't bought it

Tell me

Did he got charged

Just tell

🐔

Is there a transition in transition history

If he says yes

Tell him to wait 5 working days

Dude how can I know his bank app

It depends

Should be somewhere in main banking page

[rustic inlet]

Am back from the toilet

[primal rain]

Visa is payment card service

[rustic inlet]

🐧🚽🧻

[primal rain]

Not a bank

He should say something like

American express

[rustic inlet]

what were y'all talking

[primal rain]

Something wrong about payments

[rustic inlet]

u were talking ab visa payment stuff

oh 👁️👄👁️

It's gonna transfer to your account when gta 6 releases

[primal rain]

He is probably a 11 year old using his mom’s card

Man he is very underage

Tell him to wait 5 days

[teal dome]

[primal rain]

Not problem

[hexed igloo]

?

then he should ask the bank

the bank has to know if he actually purchased anything

[primal rain]

Nice ekber

[primal rain]

Yeah I was about to say that

But he doesn't knows what is a bank

🦕

[hexed igloo]

wtf

[proper gyro]

the no receipts thing is such a lie

lol

[timid fog]

gg

[prime mica]

Hi

[primal rain]

🐔

[timber shoal]

qq

[sick crater]

no

[atomic socket]

Just complete some matches

[proper gyro]

97% on bronze2024

[atomic socket]

And get it

[hexed igloo]

not sure yet, cause the Veteran progression is still new
your 97% progression might be saved, but same reason it's still new so we dont know

[atomic socket]

It won't be saved 😭

[proper gyro]

it'll be saved

[atomic socket]

Ahhaa

[primal rain]

You will lost

Check #📣│announcements

🐔

[atomic socket]

cherryKaffn

[primal rain]

You mean iBro max

[atomic socket]

No I like your other name better "+

[primal rain]

Better?

A legacy standoff 2 chat character “iBro max” reborned last day

[teal dome]

your progress won’t be removed.

[primal rain]

And you are calling it bad huh

[proper gyro]

wanna be Romanian

[primal rain]

Wait what

How

[atomic socket]

Nooo

[proper gyro]

yknow Romania nab country

[primal rain]

Romania pro

[proper gyro]

cuz nabber dimmer lives there

no

romania nabbest

[primal rain]

🐔

[proper gyro]

bottom g

[primal rain]

You nabbest

[primal rain]

Are you sure about that sema

I thought veterans were resetting every year

[proper gyro]

veterans changes every year

but they changed it

where it dont do that anymore

nabber

[primal rain]

Dude

[atomic socket]

😂

[primal rain]

Are you dumbest human ever lived

He asked if 2023 one will reset

And sema said yes

How the hell is it possible im asking that

[proper gyro]

2023 will be gone

progress will not reset

it changes

not reset

nabbber

[primal rain]

I hate you

[proper gyro]

nuh uh

[atomic socket]

Hehehe

[steady canopy]

Lmao

[proper gyro]

there's edit

[primal rain]

🐔

[hexed igloo]

The "reset" that was stated were the Players that somehow received the 2024 medal so that they don't have a head start

[atomic socket]

[steady canopy]

[proper gyro]

axlebolt with nabby gameplay

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

What a nice pig

Credit: antix

Throwback to when he ordered a hoodie with kokodak logo and got lowkey scammed

Because the print was messed up

🐓

🦕

[sleek flume]

[tough meadow]

"gloong" has a lot of free time today

[brittle knoll]

1 blocked message

Wonder who that is

❓
🦕

[empty fossil]

me

[brittle knoll]

Dang why are you blocked

[empty fossil]

I forgot

👀

[brittle knoll]

I was 10 trillion years old when I learned that not everyone u can get along on discord once is a good person

🐓
🛹

Took me that long to realize

[empty fossil]

old man

[brittle knoll]

😞

[empty fossil]

how are you not 6ft under yet

surely old age must have ended you by then

[brittle knoll]

🦕

I am 50772 trillion years now

🐔

[empty fossil]

🧐 I need to bring you to the lab to study you

[brittle knoll]

You don't need to study me

Just do research about keto or water fasting

😂 ☝️

[empty fossil]

ok then

byebye, have a good one mate

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

[empty fossil]

my pleasure

[rich crow]

Yo guys

[brittle knoll]

More like, not everyone you think is a friend is necessarily a good person

Like

For example a racist friend

🐔 🐔 🦕

You don't think much of it at first

[onyx gyro]

hello

[tough meadow]

I have a friend that legit does some gang activities that I can't mention here

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[sterile seal]

wow

[buoyant glen]

[bronze hull]

done got my ranks to elite, how do i confirm the role🖐🏻😜🤚🏻

[verbal imp]

Ok

[verbal imp]

Real

No

You won't ever see that 200 gold again*

Is what he meant

[brittle knoll]

Your hands are cold

[old zinc]

Bro

…

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🪄

[old zinc]

[verbal imp]

Running on fumes

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

Your hands are cold also

🐔 🪄

[bronze hull]

yea them hands real cold rn

[brittle knoll]

Axaaxaxaxax

[jolly fox]

yes

how did you know

[brittle knoll]

You pig

🐤

[queen prairie]

Shouod i get karambit scratch universe or dragon glass?

[hexed igloo]

yes

[teal dome]

please, check your direct messages.

[bronze hull]

okayy

[cedar yew]

E

Ni||ceca||r

[empty fossil]

who are you hinting towards?😭

[drowsy timber]

Hello, why do i have stutters on my iphone x (with 100% battery and 256gb storage) i changed mu settings to low, it didnt make any difference. I remember how my older iphone 7 handled the game better than this:Dd idk how

the fact is that other games run without problems, but this one stutters

[bronze hull]

can i see the full graphic settings?

[drowsy timber]

It dont make any difference, i can make all high or low, i will have stutters on same things

[bronze hull]

even the fps settings?

ooo finally blue role

[winged hawk]

😂 ☝️

[vale sparrow]

hi

[sudden scarab]

is there no way to atleast ban appeal? I am an og in this game (late 2018 guy) and was wondering... is the anticheat fixed for those who jailbreak/root yet?

[proper gyro]

no?

why would they

that's an open device

[sudden scarab]

yea i'd thought so

jailbreaking an iphone lets me cheat :/

[void bronze]

yeah

thats the same with root

[proper gyro]

in fact

it does

[sudden scarab]

nah i mean i literally just jailbroke it a long time ago, no cheats/tweak injection, still got banned 2019 ig

[void bronze]

same

[proper gyro]

it don't matter if you gonna download cheats or not

[ember stream]

Yooo same,it happens with me too

[void bronze]

happened on my iphone 5c lmao

[sudden scarab]

can i read the tos

[proper gyro]

jailbreak is a potential to cheat

[sudden scarab]

many of them are smart enough not to cheat and only do it to sideload apps/customize their springboard

i learned it the hard way, but never even got a warning message saying that my device shouldnt be jailbroken

i would have stopped playing, instead immediate ban (havent even joined a game)

this was a long time ago, im just finally ranting after many years of regret

[void bronze]

yeah

[sudden scarab]

i have an old clip from mid 2019, can i send it here somewhere

just to revive old ui nostalgia

[void bronze]

#📸│photos

[sudden scarab]

its a video

[void bronze]

you can send a video there too

[sudden scarab]

ok

[void bronze]

unless its an embed link then #🎥│so2-videos

[ember stream]

Yoo guys,I am kinda new

[void bronze]

yes

[ember stream]

Is there any benefit by joining clans?

[void bronze]

you get a cool tag next to your name

[ember stream]

Ohhh

[proper gyro]

Login prohibition
Sometimes, we restrict a user's ability to log in to the game. This does not mean that their account has been banned. Most likely, it means that issues were detected on their device, and if these issues are solved, then the individual can continue playing Standoff 2.

Here are some of the violations for which players can be blocked from logging in to the game:

Using root access on the device.

Having software for hacking the game installed on the device.

Altering the game files or breaching their integrity.

Using an unofficial version of Standoff 2.

Suspicious files or apps are being detected by our security system.

Functions such as these are used by cheaters and can damage the game files. What's more, using them is unsafe.

@sudden scarab

[ember stream]

And why are the skins damn expensive ? 🗿

[proper gyro]

cheap

of compared to others

🐔

[void bronze]

they have to make money somehow

[proper gyro]

2k

[void bronze]

like 2k for an m9 lmao

[proper gyro]

kara gold 16k

[sudden scarab]

i shouldve saw that sooner, maybe a warning before a permanent ban would have worked out

[ember stream]

How to get gold faster?

[void bronze]

grind

[proper gyro]

i mean it's also common sense

[void bronze]

thats what im saying

[proper gyro]

the phone companies don't encourage jailbreaking/rooting

[sudden scarab]

if other games worked out fine and only this game triggers a ban, well i wouldnt have known

[rustic inlet]

Wsp chat

[sudden scarab]

ofc they dont, its a take it or deal with it situation

[rustic inlet]

Eyes bloodshot rn

[ember stream]

I have been playing standoff since 2 days and I Got nearly 0.30 gold,is that a good grind ? 💀

[elfin island]

Is there an actual market for skins?

[brittle knoll]

Guys

🐡

[void bronze]

what

[sudden scarab]

again im only ranting after years of regret, not really asking for anything back

[brittle knoll]

Coffee grounds have a chance for a little bit of bug protein

🐓

[elfin island]

Like mfs are spending racks on skins

[sudden scarab]

ggwp

[void bronze]

yeah?

[rustic inlet]

What are y'all even talking about???

[proper gyro]

if you just care about that, might as well quit

[elfin island]

Damn

[rustic inlet]

My deadahh dumb brain can't handle this

[void bronze]

reading comprehension

[brittle knoll]

Spoken like you never struggled in your life

[ember stream]

I don't really care but I get a little motivated by skins so yea

[bronze hull]

nah, js buy bp and do the gambling thing🧖🏻

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[ember stream]

Nvm I am a f2p player 😔

[bronze hull]

u got knife at the last level, sell it and buy lot of case

[proper gyro]

the more you pay attention to your gold balance the more unmotivated you become

[bronze hull]

yea yea then open them case

[ember stream]

And I don't gamble so..

[void bronze]

there are free stuff in the bp too

[proper gyro]

just enjoy the game really

[brittle knoll]

What, you don't have money? 😂

[brittle knoll]

Peasant

[rustic inlet]

FAXX

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[bronze hull]

yea lol

[brittle knoll]

Yee

[ember stream]

Wait so today I leveled up my battle pass and got the arcane dragon graffiti,how much would I get for it when the BP is gone?

[rustic inlet]

Don't be a damn ugly sweat or tryhard just enjoy the game

[bronze hull]

no no please u don't understand, just gamble and you'll surely won 🫶🏻☺️

[sour star]

💀

[brittle knoll]

Many people don't play the game and just care about skins

Same in cs

[ember stream]

🤨

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[bronze hull]

i got that black red butterfly on my last gamble

sooo

[void bronze]

idk it depends
but usually its more than 200 gold

[bronze hull]

better try it for yourself

[ember stream]

I am gonna just go with uncommon skins,who cares about tiers

Fr

[brittle knoll]

99.9% of gamblers quit before they make it big!

[proper gyro]

gacha players when the banner is a rate up .05% on a featured character‼️‼️

[bronze hull]

yea yea this

[brittle knoll]

You could've gotten a better win, try again

🐓

You can do better!

[rustic inlet]

Huh

[ember stream]

Yoooo oke! I don't really care about skins tbh

[proper gyro]

the first time they try a new feature it's always gonna be cheap

🐔

[rustic inlet]

Are yall talking about gambling?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[frail gust]

Anyone Brazilian here?

[ember stream]

But guns do look more better with skins does not matter if it's uncommon or legendary

[rustic inlet]

Cool

[rustic inlet]

Pretty much

[bronze hull]

after this, i sell the butterfly after 1 week or smth, then buy more cases

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕 🦕

[sour star]

@bronze hull what is ur ingame name? Vile?

[bronze hull]

whoa wth

[brittle knoll]

Real

[bronze hull]

how'd u know it

[sour star]

i show

1 sec

1 min

until cooldown

[bronze hull]

pls don't send my bad gameplay results

for god sake

[brittle knoll]

Real

[sour star]

one good one bad

)

[brittle knoll]

Pls do pls do

[ember stream]

My phone is 4 years old 😐

[brittle knoll]

🐓 🐓 🐓

[bronze hull]

NOOO

[brittle knoll]

Axaxaxazaxa

[sour star]

soloQ warrior

[brittle knoll]

Aaaaxaxaxaxaaa

[sour star]

fr

[bronze hull]

plsss 😭😭😭

[brittle knoll]

Aaaaaaa

[bronze hull]

no way

[brittle knoll]

Xaxaaa

[sour star]

soloQ warrior u r

bro

[bronze hull]

r u perhaps playing on Netherland?

ah nah

[brittle knoll]

When I say axaxaxaaa I imagine that drunk russian angry guy

[sour star]

@bronze hull u went 4-12?💀

[brittle knoll]

That laughs then sounds angry

[bronze hull]

kwiwjsuswkwknwkwnw

[sour star]

yez

[ember stream]

Gimme money 🤑

[bronze hull]

i knew it

damnnn

[sour star]

bro got carried by 2 finger player

and SaY

[brittle knoll]

Money is easy to get

[sour star]

💀💀💀💀💀

[bronze hull]

KNEW IT

😭

[brittle knoll]

In romania too

[ember stream]

🤨

[sour star]

and he went 4-12💀