#💬│english-chat
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im sure, that most of the players use skins, and use the market, so even tho it isnt the main part of the game, it kinda is
the devs don't have to make sure everyone has one
@tough meadow u watching berserk of gluttony?
well yeah, they couldn't give 2 fs, even if they wanted
they can drive different lambo everyday for the rest of theyre lives
alr gn
nah i read the source materal a while back
@faint shard it doesn’t worsen the game that it costs money to get a knife, after all even the devs want money
from all the ru kids that put they're whole life into ut
In todays episode, his sword revealed that to control it, fate has to basically edge his gluttony skill💀
i couldn't give less fs about what you said
Discord's doing this wierd thing again where chat's from my pc take a few minutes to send. It's going quickly through the phone app tho
opium headahh
What?
Yes
tak to brecim mooooc
Real
English only
dm?
No sry
chat goes dead everytime you're online
Why u want dm anyway?
Ofc i would accept a dm that just roasts me
you should
@paper tangle is this something worth pinging you over?
Guys any new promocode
I keep forgetting nightly is a helper
There is the SO2HW2023 or however it is

Other than that, no
i was just joking.. They're from the same country as me, i wanted to know if we have smth in common
I really don’t think so
Hello nightly
Ello
imma go to sleep, cya all, idrc if imma wake up banned, stuff happens
Have a good night
Gotti
aint no way, lil uzi x carti album responded 2 me

hello
Hi gotti, nice DMC pfp

thank you 🙏
(real)
that’s why he’s goated
words cannot describe how much i really wanna play bloodborne right now
but i dont have a ps4
never even owned a console actually
the pain of not having one is immense
lyt 🙏
i will play bloodborne one day
i saw one good edit on tiktok and played a little at a friends house and im hooked, have been for months now
We have one at our house but my little brother throws tantrums every time someone else goes on it
troll em
He’s on it for like 4-5 hours daily
do you have bloodborne ⁉️
No

no reason for me to come to your house anymore
lol
How to start a business with (technically) 0 money invested:
Step 1: buy 3d printer
Step 2: 3d print a 3d printer
Step 3: return 3d printer you bought
Step 4: sell 3d printers
this is so real
where you at
da bowling alley
thats insane actually
I’m a mechanic there
what is your gender
just went into a tournament
if i had a 3d printer i probably would have learned 3d modelling by now


Male 
they got mechanic tournaments 😳
Technically you don't need a 3d printer to learn 3d modeling
So you're just lazy
Stop using random excuses

Who ever fixes the fastest machine wins 19 dollars
nuh uh, i would make funi lewd models
19 dollar standoff 2 card
ion like rigging in blender
try harder
they got mechanic opps now?
Dead

😭
get em john
They arrested my coworker for bringing the illegal wrench

what is the illegal wrench
(It was a gun)
(REAL)

3rd party custom wrench
Fakest Texan rule
skin changer on the wrench is crazy
@paper tangle are you the engineer from team fortress 2 developed by valve and released by valve in 2009 for the orange box that was released on steam and included half life 2 portal 2 and team fortress 2

i knew it

alright its been fun
you guys take care

found out earlier today that I can mute someone 
Thank you
Have a good week
or month
im gonna play tf2 or 1.6 idk ill see
Me when the server is literally public and you keep making excuses for everything
yall take care gang

tomorrow is monday i will NOT have a good day
Take care of yourself more

Monday worst day


It's Monday here in California
It’s Sunday
Daylight savings goes CRAZY here in cali
Monday 6:49am
Nuh uh
me when texas is only 2100km away from cali but it's a day behind

cali and texas be 2 states away from eachother
Mfw Russia and Alaska are <5km away from each other and they're a whole day apart

Literal walking distance
Real
real
real (idk where alaska is)
on the left of canada
top left
or very far top right of russia but it’s not displayed on the map because the idea of a map is flawed
Bro how much time they need to put sunstrike collection in shop
Could be today or this following week
Btw when pass ended cuz i dont remember
It ended like 2 weeks ago
To much time
💀 i shpuld be on the markey long time ago
market
What do u think how much will new knife cost
Under 2k
For sure
Nope
No
Nah
Its now 1020
I am broke
I literally only have 3 gold
Bruh☠️
Sadge
Totally
Its better to spend 20g on spin that on rare statrack 💀
U has 1% chance for knife so its good chance for 20gold
1.05%*
People spent 4850~ gold just to get the knife
Somewhere around there yea
max 1k but then it will be max 700
Unless it’s a good pattern and a good looking skin that the people will actually like
useless
I'm bothered on getting the knife
I just want the stickers
I need it for a new craft
This is so real
Ewalk

If I had no knowledge on the market, I'd believe this
Do u think someone made the craft already
Good thing my IQ is in the triple digits and not double
The skulls
Obviously
Must be expensive tho
Obviously your 130+

Maybe they did this time
They arent
I think Hel is playing TF2 again
Lemme check the marker
At least 3 maxed spins

Each spin is 4820
Ew

it’s like 14550
Cool
Again, this is just from 1 person
it’s him
You can always just put 1, transfer it to someone else, they put another one, and so on until the craft is complete. Assuming each player spent an average of 200 gold (just to be safe). You could make it with 800 gold
Or even cheaper
But I'm playing very safely with the 800 gold answer

You could technically craft it with only 80 gold
But all 4 players would have to get it on their first spin
🦕
Ok yeah this is based off of if they all got it within 4 spins
Should be a good amount
But the way it'll escalate will be
80, 200, 480, 880
80 if everyone gets it in 1st spin, 200 if everyone gets it in 2nd spin, and so on
Again, this is ONLY assuming they all get it under 5 spins

Because then the prices get crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They put me in a zone
Zone 9
Zone 9 with reactors
The reactors made me crazy
I think you can stop there before it becomes a wall
Ok
When you supplement with a tablespoon of pink salt, that definitely contains only iodine and no ferrocyanide, as the label doesn't state it, then you get suddenly bloated and maybe a little gassy 🦉 🦉 🦉
But I made my point
I got 700
Point made and proven as well
Okay @stray violet I can spend 300 and have 1 skull
Or spend 1k for 2 skulls
Or spend 2k on a completed ak
I have that in stickers
I think needs further explanation with drop rates and real estate of wheel after prize claimed

That proves there's ferrocyanide in it, since it reacts with acids before creating gas
☹️
No

Womp womp
I think that's a scam
In stickers 3000+
I will win this yappathon
Or 1
craft
🐓
Did someone say to explain the lore of the so2 market with all it's collections?
Alright

🦕 🦕
What if I just buy the 300 gold craft
🦙🦙
And u just apply thr 2 stickers
Since the st is in the way I wouldnt mind having 1 spot empty
Erm, did someone sa- I'll just sleep
Yes you would
🐔
🛌 🦙
I'm tryinf to justify not having the full craft

And then seeing how long it takes me to get another one in the next spin
🐷
@brittle knoll @brittle knoll @brittle knoll @brittle knoll
eww stickers on a dragon
nah

id rather have a clean dragon than 10 gold skull on it

Fake js
they’re creased
do you guys also have the visual bug of the 6 yrs/veteran stickers on the deagle/p250
or is it just me
the sticker clips through the skin
It's old
You mean 2 years
The 3v3 mode they added is my favorite
Yeah
Maybe a lil earlier
U sure?
August
I love how casual it is while being somewhat "competitive"
The only positive I have for the game
Maybe the gloves
Dc for anything else
Mfw can't see them in 3v3
August sounded too off
I feel broke
🦛
🐷
I hate that fr
Like
Full offense but, I don't wanna be gloveless like some baboons out there
Plague with kumo
Me neither

I feel so basic without my drip
Me exactly
I just cringe when no gloves
Bruh its same without them and with them
Idc
I mean the zombie hand is pretty cool
I feel richer with my fit on
It is
Skin with no skill is nothing
Doesn't matter
I can flex them
collerctor
U can't
/trader
Ehaha
Hahahaha

Anyone wanna play allies now ?


Go to sleep. 
English only here
Ur 2 hours ahead
I’m just waiting for our lecturer to tell us where the class will be held.

Womp womp
@mint ridge
pingles 🤤
shut
No
yes
Let’s go with no
me no speek english 🤡
Good
Womp womp
English only in this chat that’s why
😆
who wanna play sto2 rn @everyone
xdddd

Nice @ everyone ping
rel
Guys, how do you get a beautiful gun?
buying gold
👎
I hate paw 2 win
it really isn’t pay 2 win
@lavish narwhal topgta 😂
No one wanna play tgother?
then just buy crates and cases
Is there no way to win with money from matches?
you don’t win gold but you win credits
use the credits to buy crates
credits/coins
Credits
this is absolutely incorrect, the SM1014 branches gives you 50% more armor!!
i have no clue

😂
I'm noob someone who play with me
i’m new too, been playing for 5 days
I've been playing for exactly 237 days and I'm bad
what does that mean, Anthony

Yo Standoff are u all gonna get add Sunstrike in the shop or nah like how much u gonna make us wait
like a few more months
OK
If its not this week im deleting
😂
Could be tomorrow or the week that’s is coming
Pov the comp' pack
Bruh u said it was after sunday which means yesterday
hi english chat
what regions get u into comp matches
I only deleted it because of the bypass filter
Only letting you have one more chance before you ruin it
Just saying
Idc
anywhere in eu
he just didn’t specify when, after sunday
Alright then if you ask for it I’ll give it to you
Im just tired if waiting
wait more
Give what
the sunstrike
Bruh
He’s not gonna respond now
who let the dogs out
cheese pizza, mayhaps?
mayo de macho
passable
Ok but it’s better than pineapple pizza
The suggestion section got deleted ? Sh*t that a lot of time i dont came here...
i have seen pizza with only sauce and cheese
Got deleted 3 years ago
yeah that's cheese pizza
the cheese is topping the crust and sauce tho, so one could argue that cheese in-fact, is a topping
oh
Cheese is the topping
all they suggesting were get a better server and fix your game anyways
i mean it'd be weird if pizza dont have cheese
mollies went through
Im tired of village btw)
the tdm map?
Village rework
you can't hate on the cow man
(Make it happen)
no
but we keep the cow
I hope so

remove calypso
Naturaly
When will the next season be?
next season
i had a vivid memory that there were 2 cows before, but i was wrong
In 3 years maybe
Best answer ever
😌 thank you
wait no a male cow is a bull
Dude the S5 and S6 were only like 4 months apart
They’re gonna be shorter now
What?
S1 better
just me or the server lagging?
Jocking
😨
mess up my allies cuz i was 300 ping
Or not..
damn
this fckin game
it spikes sometimes
make youre on the wrong server
Me gusta stu

When will the next season be?
tomorrow
nah i was in the good server
Always was
When will the next season be?
they only want to hear what they want to hear
Could be in a couple of months, since we have no information about the next season.
tmr no cap
it's tomorrow, trust me
guys dont jinx it
Brow?
it might actually be tomorrow
I think they gonna jinx it
i want to kms i was 8/10 with 100% win and i lost cuz i was lagging asf
never hide a body under the bed
you are driving me crazy
8/10 calibration 4.12 kd
i have a body of a 16 years old
Yeah, im a COW-boy
in my closet
Dig a big hole and put the body in that hole, and a big chunk of dirt in and before patching the whole add a dead animal so when the dogs come they’ll only find the dead animal body
Or so I’ve heard

smart idea
nc

they them
it's Micheal
it? man has a name 😭
so is ‘it’ human?
What
@paper tangle hello
If I use the crosshair application in-game, will it cause a ban?@paper tangle
why do it tho
my question
So it's okay?
sorry I don’t know your timezone
yeah

iirc he's from california. Yea @paper tangle ?
or was it florida
so like 9 hours behind me or something idk
Using such third party apps can indeed get you banned from the game. We don't advise using this, or any similar application.
Thank you I used it once and deleted it
Texas
I’ve said it so many times

from what I've heard from the rogan podcast, texas is awesome
like it being the free-ist state
the most MURICA!
yep heard that too
everything?
😂
🦛
just lose 10 rounds in a row and you'll get it
Nah I'm bronze 1
you already have it then
You want the badge?
If you want it go to id:customize
If you can’t see it update discord
If you’re using Bluecord, you have to use discord.
That's ewalk, I think
Ewalker is Californian

Who tryna play
Is there anywhere that you can view full page patterns for skins like glitch, haunt, nebula, etc. Pattern skins
For now? I think there isn't any
Rip
would be cool
through the game file
i had the full pattern for tie dye and the damascus one if that's the name i forgot
Only on PC, im assuming? Or how
not sure
Oh lol
people in vk probably have some
Gotcha. I cant read russian tho rip
Hallo
Dnd
See you later eren.🌺
Gmm
dude turned into a bird
on mobile?
Yes
I wouldnt be complaining about racing games if I had a pc
idk how it holds up
modern pc racing games also get a bad rep. Forza 5 wasn't very well received
not to mention NFS's fall from grace
I still play NFS most wanted once every 5 years or something. So nostalgic
I sense a rant coming
Not even close
I was listing games I would play
Don't really car for forza horizon 5
Or motorsport
And speaking of
It's a dumpster fire
nfs?
"Built from the ground up"
Idk what they're doing
Now that I think back
Nfs 2015 wasn't all bad
It definitely had its erm
Moments
But it wasn't bad bad
last nfs game I played was nfs most wanted 2012. I really liked it. Really liked the crashing mechanic
damn that was like 10 years ago
not even jokin
it was that dead
like nothing to report
aside from like 4 today
which is really low
I was even watching chat at work most of the time and there was like nothin

It be like that
I be checking if I get any msgs but it's always youtube notifications
Breh
I need to play crk
moment
on the gloop
Me when

Helo
Hi
How are you guys
Ik good thx, you?
I'm also
Nice to hear that
Nice pig
Hello Semy
🚬🐡
Y'all play this gane till now?
Hi lyst
No
Long time
W
No
Fr
Where are you from
How you been Semy
Mars
ohhhhh
No
Good
Usually oke, busy, and yeah... what about you?
Same but not busy and mostly bored
Well
Bruh I heard so2 added gyro
last season yes
How is going with school?@eternal forum
Oh
But not bad
I am trying
school is good too
Hello fellas
Hello
Hi
Hey
and was never seen again
Is items avalible now i market?
No
It'll be announced on #📣│announcements
Is new active code?
SO2HW23
Good morning chat
Good morning
Gm
@bronze grove I’m heading to bed cuz I got exams in the morning.
good luck with chat today
🐗
gl dude
🦕
Hi
ppl queue up for Hong Kong comp
these dudes keep disconnecting from comp bruh 😭😭
I have 3
L
:3
nah like idk if im actual unlucky or what i just wanna calibrate my damn rank 😭
they kicked you or you was disconnected by standoff?
you mean kick or disconnect?
Manually disconnect
wait please
yurr no worries
Hlou
@floral rover create ticket here https://help.standoff2.com/ru/ in ,,I can’t find an answer” chat, write there your in-game ID, and match in which you was disconnect. Moderators will check your message, and take the necessary measures.
yo I heard ya'll get red auroras sometimes
What you mean by that?
Bet
nvm, too lazy to expand
Do it
id rather not risk a ban
...

True
like I'm not sure where you live but I saw pictures from around bulgaria and bosnia where there's really cool red auroras sometimes
Hlou and have a good day
Very true , trough in not from that side
there are fights every* other day in schools*
Hi
Codes?
Any glove recommendations???
SO2HW23
thats all
Hi
Neuro
Guys why is my ranked confirmation been stuck at 0:00
I tried at least 10 games
But all of them were stuck at 0:00
@bronze grove can u help?
server issue :/
You can play other game server
Ok lemme try
l hope it will be fixed soon.
I sell standof 2 acc
that's against the TOS
Bro delete mesage
Banned
Yeah
Lol
Sunstrike never comes?
Frfr
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😔
i feel like human again after reading this, thank you wise men.
No one has a promotional code


Promo code: getalife69
Thanks ill use it
Are u moaning
I see you greeting like 3-4 times a day and no one replies
he is
active, yes, but wanted? idk
the last time i vc w him he gave the most feminine moan ive heard from a male
aybe become busy and become millionaire
u dont need
damn he even beat your femboy ahh moan?
stop calling me femboy💀
no
u can go from 0 tp millionaire
yes
you can start from 0
nah
grind urself
takes a few yrs
but youll get ther
there
u could like sell ur phone for example
who?
turan and that other guy
hell they even got cherry banned
cherry?
y ea sure
kaffin
💀
What did he do
apparently cherry and turan got into an argument
They both got wrong if its an argument then, why would he get ban
yea ig
if in dms
They could just get that into dms
turan should get role removed
Talk with him to get cherry unbanned
he doesnt deserve it if he gets sm1 banned for him not liking that person
Cherry was active there i dont believe that hes banned for such a personnal reason

















