💬│english-chat

[worthy maple]

Hi @paper tangle

Cat festival?

Where

Ohhh

[paper tangle]

[worthy maple]

Cat reveal

[worthy maple]

I went to a cat cafe here in Hong Kong

[paper tangle]

Is it the right one

cool

[worthy maple]

It's like 100 hk dollars per person

Lots of cats

I mean lots

[paper tangle]

that’s cool

[worthy maple]

do you have any pets?

[paper tangle]

No

[primal rain]

I can imagine his cat

It's like garfield

But more fit and more fluffy

[paper tangle]

Lasagna

[primal rain]

(in my mind)

@silk kraken real?

[red plank]

Hi

[vernal gull]

Anyone heard about subject X update

[primal rain]

Everyone did

Project X

Axlebolt X 00pium

[▻::◅]

[rich crow]

this would go insanely hard

all my fellas 🗣️🔥💯

[primal rain]

💯

[unreal sluice]

@rich crow sup

[rich crow]

might watch baki wbu sis

[unreal sluice]

Not much

Just watched the new ep of dead mount death play

[primal rain]

No

This it not a dating server dude

[cerulean star]

Hii

[rich crow]

my brother in christ
you're on discord, on the standoff 2 server of all places

🗣️🔥💯

[cerulean star]

[queen prairie]

Where the bros at🗣

[void elbow]

yall when is update?

[queen prairie]

Its in

[noble dagger]

[paper tangle]

SyreX

[noble dagger]

Hello

[paper tangle]

where you've been

[fierce citrus]

something is happend

[cerulean star]

Nicepfp

[fierce citrus]

.. anyone notice

[primal rain]

SyreX

[fierce citrus]

yo guys 💀

[rich crow]

Butterfly Legacy 2.5k

[fierce citrus]

do anyone notice..

[rich crow]

I'd say probably not

[fierce citrus]

from 10k gun to 1k

💀💀

anyone here know

what's happening

[sweet verge]

Hello

The game got upd?

[warped night]

Hello Is there any axelbot administrator here?

[fierce citrus]

did you see the market

I'm recording video rn

[sweet verge]

No

[fierce citrus]

fr

[sweet verge]

Ye

[rich crow]

Lmfao fr?

[sweet verge]

Ima bouta get on

[rich crow]

Damn the devs at it again lmfao

[fierce citrus]

yes.

[sweet verge]

So what if its 10k to 1k?

Easiernto get?

[quartz vault]

Yo guys

[sweet verge]

Yrs

[quartz vault]

Is the subject x update available?

[fierce citrus]

i don't know why alot of people go on it today

[quartz vault]

Is it?

[sweet verge]

What is
.

[fierce citrus]

.

[sweet verge]

Subject X

[quartz vault]

Yes

The new update

[sweet verge]

What is it

Oh

[quartz vault]

Haven't you heard

[sweet verge]

I saw but

[quartz vault]

There's a new update coming soon

[sweet verge]

Idk

Oh good

[fierce citrus]

omg

[quartz vault]

There's a vid on yt

[sweet verge]

How soon?

[quartz vault]

Idk maybe 2 days later

It will be available

[sweet verge]

Oh goof

Good

Yess

Ima star grinding cuz i dont got ranked yet

Still

...

[fierce citrus]

💀

[sweet verge]

🥲

[quartz vault]

What level are you guys

[sweet verge]

Im like 7

On da game

[quartz vault]

Oh

[unreal sluice]

Uughh why am I hungry when ik I can’t eat

[sweet verge]

?

[quartz vault]

Don't worry you will level up gast

Fast*

[sweet verge]

K

[quartz vault]

Just keep practicing

[sweet verge]

K

[fierce citrus]

No one notice

those gun got buy so fast

[sweet verge]

Ima get on the game now

[fierce citrus]

💀💀

[quartz vault]

Ok

We can play together sometimes if you want

Oh yea and please if anyone knows working promo codes please tell me

[high bobcat]

Hi guys

[quartz vault]

Hi

[high bobcat]

I downloaded Standoff few days ago and im trying to get better

[quartz vault]

Nice

[high bobcat]

Do you know any good guides or artciles?

I looked up on YT but all I see is some simple FPS stuff

[quartz vault]

Fix your crosshair to something more accurate

It's really helful

Helpful*

[high bobcat]

Good idea, im on default one

And it feels off

[quartz vault]

Yes

And turn it to that fixed mode

[high bobcat]

Is it bad idea to have acceleration on?

[quartz vault]

When you walk the crosshair gets bigger right?

[high bobcat]

Yup

[quartz vault]

Yes

[fierce citrus]

i think there is a hacker in here

[quartz vault]

So it the crosshair setting go down

[fierce citrus]

those gun got buy so fast

[quartz vault]

You can find the button to make your crosshair fixed

[fierce citrus]

even the price is high than normal

[high bobcat]

Which gun?

[fierce citrus]

💀

[quartz vault]

What do you mean bro

[high bobcat]

Thx for help

[quartz vault]

You're welcome

[delicate parcel]

Hey

[sterile seal]

YO 2027 BIRD

[delicate parcel]

Who want to play allies

[delicate parcel]

Oooooo 2027 bird

[quartz vault]

Me please

I really wanna rank up on allies

[delicate parcel]

Me too

Give me ur id

[quartz vault]

Bro I'm bronze

Your silver

You must be a pro

[delicate parcel]

In not ranked

[quartz vault]

Hold up

[delicate parcel]

I'm silver in competition

[sterile seal]

erosion

Talk with me

[fierce citrus]

💀

[sterile seal]

you good mate?

[sweet verge]

I play one match and

[quartz vault]

113849418

[fierce citrus]

it's happening again guys..

[sweet verge]

Some one says

[fierce citrus]

anyone trader here

[sweet verge]

To

[quartz vault]

Send me a request guys

[sterile seal]

Yea

[quartz vault]

If you wanna play

[sweet verge]

Oof the otherbteam

[delicate parcel]

Done

[sweet verge]

Anyone tryna play normal

Match

?

[fierce citrus]

do you ever seen some skin got alot of people buy on weird price

like bots or something

[sweet verge]

@quartz vault i will add you

[fierce citrus]

this is weird af

[sterile seal]

Not really tbh just tec9 tideye

Can u give me an example ?

[cinder night]

I feel sorry for you..

[rugged trail]

Hi

[sweet verge]

?

What about it?

Is ranked good?

[sterile seal]

Hello pookie

[rugged trail]

Soup dude

[rich crow]

[cinder night]

Here’s a warning

[sweet verge]

Wdym

[cinder night]

Your about to have to deal with trash teammates throwing you

[sweet verge]

Oh ok

Ye i have had some trash teamates in defuse

But i do tdm now

[rich crow]

defuse teammates bro💀

[sweet verge]

Fr

[rich crow]

the npcs of so2

[sweet verge]

Lol

[sterile seal]

Salade man hny

Hbu

[brittle knoll]

maaan

sound:1

🦕🐔

[cinder night]

I only do tdm as a warmup after I finish aim training

One thing imma add to my warmup is headshots when I’m crouched

[sour star]

top

best playurs

[stray violet]

Wait it out

Or go to the link in the pinned messages and make a report about it

[paper tangle]

wdym you cant

[stray violet]

He's clearly unable to can

[sour star]

site is blocked

for him

[paper tangle]

insane

[sour star]

i think poland blocked

[paper tangle]

damn

guess the russians hate poland

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[stray violet]

Honest reaction:

[sour star]

i think its poland that hates russia

bc poland banned the site

or its his device

[paper tangle]

thats crazy

[sour star]

but i think its bc its banned

[paper tangle]

my reaction

[sour star]

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

My reaction

🐇

[peak grove]

Sup yall

[cinder night]

Then why are there Poland servers?

[paper tangle]

because the devs made it

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[cinder night]

[paper tangle]

🐡

[covert wraith]

What a wonderful day

[stray violet]

Luis vive!!!!!

[paper tangle]

nah he jus woke up

[covert wraith]

Not for much

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

Cuz Ukrainians are also in poland

🦕

[paper tangle]

spsssshspshps

[covert wraith]

There is a riot here and daily shots

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

[paper tangle]

thanks

nice diplodocus

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

[covert wraith]

The president just sold the country

[stray violet]

I bought it

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[paper tangle]

ewalk became president

[covert wraith]

I didnt knew that was posible

[paper tangle]

how does a president sell a country

that's my question

like

[covert wraith]

Now this place looks like mad max stuff

[sour star]

i sell austria for 900billion

thats how

[paper tangle]

insane

[stray violet]

He placed it on Facebook marketplace

For $8

[brittle knoll]

🦕 🦕

[sour star]

stonks

[paper tangle]

[covert wraith]

Also I got fired again cuz that

[sour star]

broken cant do anything

[covert wraith]

But I have money now so can survive

[sour star]

from/by?

[stray violet]

I lowballed him and got it for $5

[sour star]

nice

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[sour star]

which country u own now?

[stray violet]

Idk I'm thinking of flipping it (not talking about money)

[brittle knoll]

🦕

You flipping pig

🐤

[sour star]

most likely not

[covert wraith]

I own a minecraft world not a country yet

[stray violet]

The entire landmass is gonna go 🔄

[sour star]

did your teammates get it back?

[sour star]

[covert wraith]

Im from panama, you can look up for news to understand the situation

[brittle knoll]

What my blowfish sees when he pranks me lying upside down

[sour star]

then itll never be refunded

happened to my friends aswell

[cinder night]

Reasonable

[brittle knoll]

😔
:blowfish_flipping_died:

🐓

[stray violet]

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

[sour star]

[stray violet]

You mean jig

[brittle knoll]

We had to go bald

[cinder night]

8$ for a country is kinda expensive Ngl

They scamming us

[stray violet]

Good thing I got it for $5

[cinder night]

How?

[stray violet]

Lowballed

[brittle knoll]

Nice cow

[cinder night]

Did you do something strange to get them to make it 5$

[primal rain]

Thanks

[stray violet]

I told him his people sucked

[paper tangle]

he's just really good at business deals

[stray violet]

And I can find other countries that speak the same language

[covert wraith]

🦕

[stray violet]

He said ok and let it go for $5

[primal rain]

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[paper tangle]

🦕

[primal rain]

Nice brothers

[stray violet]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

🦙

[stray violet]

#📣│announcements

[paper tangle]

its already been announed

in that channel

[primal rain]

Soon

[paper tangle]

#📣│announcements

[primal rain]

Just got trailer today

Probably yes

[paper tangle]

I'm betting next week

[stray violet]

I'm betting is not gonna be today

[primal rain]

I'm bettin 2 days

[brittle knoll]

Nice gambling addiction

🦙

[primal rain]

Thanks

[stray violet]

90% of gamblers

[brittle knoll]

99.9% gamblers quit before making it big

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

Nice jaguar

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[brittle knoll]

Nice alien

Is it cake? Let's find out

[primal rain]

thanks

[noble dagger]

Kaffn

[brittle knoll]

🦩💨 🪓🐓

[primal rain]

Syr

[brittle knoll]

Thank you syr

[paper tangle]

you

eat food

[grave steeple]

How do yoh gain levels qiikly

[sour star]

get 40 kills in defuse everz game

or 25

or u get 45 point

s

for 1k xp

[grave steeple]

Thx

[stray violet]

I just ate 3 hours ago

I do kinda want to snack on something

[paper tangle]

same

[raven oyster]

plant the bomb/defuse to get more points

planting/defusing gives you 4 points.. a kill give 2 points, assist give 1 pts

[paper tangle]

just do everything possible

[raven oyster]

🐷

[stray violet]

[raven oyster]

didn't know there was only 9 hours left.. had to play allies in russian server, because Singapore is dead let alone getting dune for the map

[primal rain]

[raven oyster]

all that effort only to get the ump skin and the scorpion sticker

[paper tangle]

[rare dagger]

I eat 2days ago 💀

[primal rain]

Who has even faster one

[raven oyster]

|| ||

[rare dagger]

Only

[somber harness]

how do i report?

[raven oyster]

report button

[austere jungle]

👍🏿

[paper tangle]

what kind of report though

bugs

[somber harness]

no hacks

[paper tangle]

hackers/cheaters

[somber harness]

yes

[paper tangle]

then

[somber harness]

i got video

[paper tangle]

give me a bit then

[primal rain]

You can report him. Go to in-game settings and follow the steps below:
“Game” > “General” > “Help And Support”. After that, you will have a pop-up support tab. Click on “Send us a message” > “Continue” > “Report a player” > “Cheating” and follow the instructions. If you fill out everything correctly, the Support Team will examine the information and take action against the offender.

Important!
Be prepared to attach video evidence of the violation and the player ID.
Complaints must have video proof to be considered!

[austere jungle]

im the goat

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

@silk kraken give him the link

[primal rain]

[stray violet]

Not reading allat btw

[paper tangle]

clipboard go crazy

[raven oyster]

tldr

[stray violet]

Frfr

[somber harness]

link?

[primal rain]

I wrote it so

[stray violet]

Pinned messages

[primal rain]

Do it in-game as i said

Better

[teal marlin]

Hello someone from România?

[raven oyster]

help.standoff2.com

[stray violet]

@brittle knoll real?

[paper tangle]

i think

not real

[teal marlin]

He is Romanian?

[lusty tendon]

selling Stiletto "Viper" for 1150, average price is higher so im making it the lowest there is i need gold for a different knife

[raven oyster]

@primal rain

[primal rain]

No

[stray violet]

Kafffin is turkiyeish

[raven oyster]

you are from today

🐗

[somber harness]

i was chating with a bot

i dont know if the message will be received or no

[vast escarp]

yo is your name pronounced kaffan or kaffin?

[primal rain]

kaffin

[vast escarp]

nah

[stray violet]

Kafoon

[vast escarp]

r(af)eal

[stray violet]

[raven oyster]

you switched a and e

🐷

[teal marlin]

Go watch photos boys

[raven oyster]

when did they change the name of the channel

[paper tangle]

like

5 days ago

[stray violet]

Real

[turbid oak]

[vast escarp]

🦍🦍

[stray violet]

Speaker going crazy rn

[paper tangle]

is it because of the 808s

[stray violet]

Yeah this goes crazy

[paper tangle]

[silk kraken]

I was doing stuff

[stray violet]

Hi I'm stuff

[paper tangle]

cat reveal when

[rich crow]

Hello

[split mauve]

Ill like to report a cheater and I've got proof

[rich crow]

Contact comms officer

[stray violet]

There's literally a report button in-game

[split mauve]

Ik

[stray violet]

Then?

[split mauve]

But that don't work

[cinder night]

Then this one wouldn’t work either

[split mauve]

Yes but there's most of the time a mod on discord

[cinder night]

Bud do you think you can just send a video of someone cheating and think the mods finna spawn and ban him?

[stray violet]

So2 players when the cheater isn't insta-banned when they press the report button in-game:

[sonic bronze]

Real

[split mauve]

Tru

[cinder night]

Like bro your not special there gonna ban the guy eventually you just have to wait like everyone else did

[split mauve]

@silk kraken I've got proof

[stray violet]

Omg

[cinder night]

So2 has thousands of people on dawg your not special

[split mauve]

What

[stray violet]

Bro you're literally my favorite person in the server

Bro pls accept my request

[split mauve]

Whi

Who

[stray violet]

Ponzi

[split mauve]

Ok

[cinder night]

Yay

[dapper shard]

Anyone up for compi 2 slot?

[split mauve]

Nah I'm good

[raven oyster]

🐗

[smoky fable]

Yall every just do 10 crate unboxing

And just get shotgun skins?

[split mauve]

@solar pecan

[sonic bronze]

Nice

[distant kraken]

When is the new update dropping?

[split mauve]

Idk

[sonic bronze]

Idk

[distant kraken]

Today?

[sonic bronze]

No

[distant kraken]

How long after the season ends does it usually take?

[split mauve]

Bro I need an admin or. A mod

[simple marten]

[simple marten]

Why

[raven oyster]

shortest season was season 5 which lasted for 5 months

[split mauve]

,hacker

And comms officer is down

[raven oyster]

true

[primal rain]

Do you want to report?

[sonic bronze]

Wow he gonna force you to eat the bugs

[split mauve]

Yes

[sonic bronze]

Chaotic

[split mauve]

Yes sir

[vast escarp]

why have they not fixed this smoke bug are they waiting for the end of the event

[sonic bronze]

Wdym smoke bug

[primal rain]

Go to in-game settings and follow the steps below:
“Game” > “General” > “Help And Support”. After that, you will have a pop-up support tab. Click on “Send us a message” > “Continue” > “Report a player” > “Cheating” and follow the instructions. If you fill out everything correctly, the Support Team will examine the information and take action against the offender.

Important!
Be prepared to attach video evidence of the violation and the player ID.
Complaints must have video proof to be considered!

[sonic bronze]

Nice story

[stray violet]

Smoke goes off automatically when hitting the ground instead of bouncing

[sonic bronze]

I hope the mods dont ban him

[vast escarp]

molly dissapears but smoke still "extinguishes" the nonexistent molly residue

[distant kraken]

5 months for the new season to drop?!

[smoky fable]

They are saying they don't know when the new season is gunna happen

[sonic bronze]

Yes

[distant kraken]

Well being a Halloween season, im assuming it would drop before the 31st correct?

[primal rain]

[distant kraken]

That makes no sense

[sonic bronze]

Agreed

[stray violet]

Usually before the the 31st

[distant kraken]

Why drop a Halloween season after Halloween?

I’m sure there will be Halloween stickers and charms. What’s the point if you can’t play with them during Halloween?

[sonic bronze]

Nah

[primal rain]

@rich crow I just found out that guy in the pink uniform says “I'm g-y” and joji (tick tock tf2 song creator$ same guy

[vast escarp]

because they want you to go out and have fun

[rich crow]

just now

you found out filthy frank and joji are one in the same

you found out just now

[primal rain]

yws

yes

[rich crow]

Thenoob

[vast escarp]

filthy frank was joji all this time?

[primal rain]

@rich crow what if

Filthy (opium) = joji

[split mauve]

@primal rain it won't let me send clip

So can I send u clip

[primal rain]

You can't

If you do it correctly you can send your clip

[split mauve]

Ok

I'll try again

[sonic bronze]

Do tomorrow or later

[rich crow]

@primal rain what if you painted your whole room red

[primal rain]

Doja cat reference

[rich crow]

Hungary players?

No that’s a

That’s a commit bye bye! Reference

[primal rain]

Reported

[rich crow]

Uh oh

Now it’s my turn to bye bye!

[primal rain]

But guess what

[rich crow]

No more spookedtf2

[primal rain]

You cant

no nitro? xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdcdx

[distant kraken]

How old are we

[sonic bronze]

Find food

[primal rain]

[rich crow]

Yes I spent all my money on cs2

I don’t have spare cash for little things like nitro

[primal rain]

Is it good

[rich crow]

I’m getting my money up not my funny up

[rich crow]

The game or my investments

I'm Hungary small speak English

[primal rain]

Investments

[vast escarp]

no

[primal rain]

@rich crow why do you have kanye west currency

[rich crow]

That’s rmb buddy

And plus it’s on buff163

[primal rain]

Totally agree

¥

[rich crow]

Hungary players?

[primal rain]

No, I just ate a toast

[raven oyster]

@primal rain

[rich crow]

Country hungary

[sonic bronze]

I still have money to buy Bread

[primal rain]

Why do they hungary

@rich crow

[rich crow]

What

[primal rain]

How did you sold 188888888 items?

[rich crow]

Buddy I literally told you I had cs2 investments

It’s all liquid

A bunch of stickers and skins

Mostly low end and cheap ones

[primal rain]

How much in USD

[rich crow]

I still have my expensive ones on hold

Uhhh 300k rmb is about 43k usd

I think

Give or take 1k

[primal rain]

low and cheap (10k each)

[rich crow]

No that’s middle of the pack

When I mean low and cheap I’m talking like 150-200

[primal rain]

Which is still 10x of my whole inventory

[rich crow]

Lololol

[rich crow]

No money xdxdxdxdxd

I am so egoist

Lololol

[marsh fossil]

Sinong pinoy?

Labas!!!

[stray violet]

@proper gyro

[primal rain]

No nitro?

[rich crow]

I’m getting nitro in a few days

I asked nicely

And someone said he’ll gift

Free

[primal rain]

He is dumb

[rich crow]

Yes he is

And I exploit it

For my own monetary gains

[primal rain]

Imagine gifting Nitro to a girl who has billions as a poor europian teenager

[rich crow]

And he doesn’t know I can afford 1 year nitro for the left of my life

[primal rain]

Would be sad

[rich crow]

Trolololol

I’m not billions bro

Don’t overstate my wealth

[primal rain]

Fake

[primal rain]

Oh sorry

I mean

$$$$$$

[rich crow]

Actually I don’t even know how much money my family has

Like exact amount

[primal rain]

Who does

Maybe very poor people

[vale comet]

Hi

I want players

[verbal imp]

I'm literally silver 1

[rich crow]

I know my own worth

But family combined idk

Maybe like 3 sandwiches

[primal rain]

My current worth is:
845 YTL

[sterile seal]

Mine is 300k$

[primal rain]

(0.00003$)

[verbal imp]

How much is that

UNREAL

[sterile seal]

💀💀💀

[primal rain]

0.00003$

[sterile seal]

I make more than you with just 1 skin sold in cs go

[verbal imp]

My net worth are my shoes 💯

[primal rain]

Out of joke

It's like 30 bucks

[sterile seal]

Ik

Damn rich

That's like 2k gold

[rich crow]

I can buy you

Let me buy you

[sterile seal]

me too mommy

[primal rain]

And your servers that filled with sellable personal informations

[rich crow]

Uhh.gif

How much u worth

[sterile seal]

a few cents

[verbal imp]

So true

[primal rain]

Nah girl get out

Maybe yes if you let me live with emily

[rich crow]

I will buy your whole family

[rich crow]

For 1 stfn ak Vulcan

[verbal imp]

I love selling my users information for extra cash

[primal rain]

You can't

[verbal imp]

Money glitch honestly

[sterile seal]

I've already got that soo nahh

[primal rain]

You can buy me but not my family

[rich crow]

Not you

Kaffn family

[primal rain]

no👉👈

[sterile seal]

sure for how much

[rich crow]

He has a harder work ethic

[sterile seal]

me and kaffn are family related

Soo his family is kinda my family

[primal rain]

Dude my dad is really mystery

[rich crow]

Kaffn can you confirm

[verbal imp]

@buoyant willow hardahh pfp

[sterile seal]

Aw nah I thought you were gon sell it for 200

[primal rain]

He can even be a irl heisenberg

I really can't figure out his financial statement

[verbal imp]

How much (I'm broke but wassup)

[primal rain]

No

[sterile seal]

124k is starting price

[rich crow]

Kk he is not part of the deal

[sterile seal]

Why do me likes this bro

[primal rain]

@rich crow

Do you have howl

[sterile seal]

2,52

[primal rain]

(howl)

[sterile seal]

howl the m4?

[faint cypress]

I just made 1.2gold

[carmine umbra]

I want to speak with upper management

[primal rain]

Howl the m4

[sterile seal]

Gainzzz

[primal rain]

What's wrong

[rich crow]

No it’s not good liquid

[sonic bronze]

Rich

[sterile seal]

I have it

in so2

[primal rain]

I have it irl

[rich crow]

I literally got more profit from buying like 30 Doppler karambit

[faint cypress]

Im new stop joking

[sterile seal]

Proof?

[faint cypress]

1.2 is not bad

[sterile seal]

Chill

[primal rain]

Ask to sofia

[carmine umbra]

I have a very, very big problem

[rich crow]

Hi new stop joking, im Sofia nice to meet you

[primal rain]

I showed it to her

[sterile seal]

1.2 is pretty good

[primal rain]

Tell it

[faint cypress]

My name is not stop joking

[carmine umbra]

Are you an administrator?

[sonic bronze]

No but he can help

[primal rain]

I am not but I can redirect and help you

[faint cypress]

What shoyld i buy with 1.2

[carmine umbra]

I have a problem with the servers

[primal rain]

@rich crow what about loaf (bunny, not server)

[carmine umbra]

I don't expect he can help me

[silk kraken]

he is a furry looking for a cure 🥲

[rich crow]

Hi not stop joking

Nice to meet you

[rich crow]

What about loaf

[primal rain]

NO

DONT

[vernal pine]

We have a problem with the server in the game. The Internet becomes slow when we enter the game. Why don't you create a special server for my country?

[carmine umbra]

@silk kraken

[faint cypress]

I need a group invitation

[sonic bronze]

[sterile seal]

A knife imo

[carmine umbra]

Can I talk to you privately about a problem related to the game? @silk kraken

[vernal pine]

@silk kraken

[primal rain]

If your zone doesn't have enough players to get a special server for it, they won't open a private server

[faint cypress]

There is literally no knife . Only a graffiti for 2.some

[silk kraken]

can you describe the problem?

[faint cypress]

Knife graffiti

[sonic bronze]

@silk kraken he have the problem with the servers

[sonic bronze]

.

[primal rain]

And about Mohamad guy

He wants a server on his zone

[quiet harness]

no

[primal rain]

Yes

You can't stop me

[quiet harness]

the devs don’t care don’t bother write them, wasting ur time, only on russia they care

[dreamy summit]

1 minutes after end a season, knifes from season could have very low price?

[carmine umbra]

The servers are not strong in my country and I have good internet, but I cannot play on the available servers now

[quiet harness]

never buy battle pass just buy some gold and buy knife after it market

[primal rain]

If you know to, they do

[silk kraken]

which country?

[dreamy summit]

Yeah I asked for this

[faint cypress]

I want to buy an ak 47

Someone have a good one for 1.2gold

[dreamy summit]

1 minute after end a season, knife could have very low price? I want to buy it

[carmine umbra]

FROM IRAQ I have a suggestion, which is to add a European or Middle Eastern server because you have a very oppressed Arab community

[quiet harness]

i’ll pass

usa is the best country

[silk kraken]

you're from Iraq, right? what ping do you get on the Turkish server?

[vernal pine]

I hated the game because of the servers. When the internet becomes weak, we need to solve our problem

[primal rain]

Too far

[faint cypress]

Who are you?

[dreamy summit]

Someone from poland?

[primal rain]

Russia servers would work better

[vernal pine]

is so bad bro :((

[carmine umbra]

The Turkish server gives me fake internet

ping*

[vernal pine]

yes

[dreamy summit]

Waiting for end today season is op or no op? I want to buy skins and knife from season with very low price

[faint cypress]

What are the axlebolt guys? What the do

[primal rain]

Axlebolt: Developers
Community supporter: Support and help team
Helper: Trial staff

[faint cypress]

So u cant ping them hu?

[primal rain]

Yeah you can't

[carmine umbra]

First, there is no Arabic language in the game. Second, there is no server available for us, such as the Middle East or Europe @silk kraken

[dreamy summit]

Thanks for help NN

[stray violet]

[faint cypress]

They busy doing nothing

[primal rain]

Momen

@stray violet @stray violet @stray violet

Lost in istanbul

[stray violet]

I'm lost in istanbul

[faint cypress]

@stray violet @stray violet @stray violet

[primal rain]

[faint cypress]

Stuf stuf

[stray violet]

[primal rain]

@stray violet @stray violet @stray violet

[faint cypress]

Ill stuff u while ur asleep so u wake up

[primal rain]

[faint cypress]

When he goes to bed

So i ping him

[primal rain]

Poor ewalk

[verbal imp]

I thought it was AFFORDABLE

[primal rain]

Wait

[verbal imp]

My inventory is like 1/5 of the value mane

:c

[primal rain]

2x ?

[carmine umbra]

First, there is no Arabic language in the game. Second, there is no server available for us, such as the Middle East or Europe

[verbal imp]

I mean yeah but idk what skin

[carmine umbra]

You don't know the laws well

[stray violet]

Carbon

He said that

[verbal imp]

Lemme see this ak

[carmine umbra]

[stray violet]

Yeah but it's not even a completed craft. And it looks bad on it

[primal rain]

145 is good tho

[stray violet]

50k-60k real price

[primal rain]

But if you have bad position

[faint cypress]

@stray violet

[stray violet]

145 is mentally deranged

[primal rain]

[sonic bronze]

I cant

[stray violet]

Yeah but not 145k good

145k is for a fully crafted 4 gold skull stat th ak

(last time I checked)

And yours is nowhere near half the value of it

Yeah I wonder why

Blud buys a pixelated banana and thinks he's a marketplace pro

I'll be laughing at the final price

That's if you say it

[sonic bronze]

Relax

[stray violet]

You're spitting blasphemy and I'm blocking it

[sonic bronze]

Let him cook

[stray violet]

I've been checking the market daily and I've never seen it under 25 recently

[verbal imp]

Less than 20?

[stray violet]

The only ones that are 16 and 18 have only 3

[faint cypress]

Hey stuf

[verbal imp]

Idk about that

[primal rain]

There is an old man with some cats watching chat

Nobody can do wrong moves now

[sonic bronze]

ik who is

[primal rain]

[faint cypress]

Tell stuff to be quiet

[stray violet]

Axeman

[primal rain]

@stray violet be quiet (credit: Hertha)

[stray violet]

No

Get yellow role then tell me what to do

[primal rain]

[stray violet]

The hell

[primal rain]

Noted it

[sonic bronze]

AxleBowl Role

[primal rain]

Because I will.

[verbal imp]

My got

[faint cypress]

How to make yellow role ? blue coment tt

[verbal imp]

I need a yellow evo 5 in my life

[sonic bronze]

🪓

[verbal imp]

I will spend my lifesaving on and only that car

[primal rain]

Yes but

[faint cypress]

Im higher than yellow role

I rule them

[primal rain]

It would be kaboom in some years

[verbal imp]

Evo 5 go brrrrrr

[verbal imp]

Then I'll build it up again

There's a shi ton of 4g63's blocks

[primal rain]

Then it will booming again

[verbal imp]

And if i really wanted to

I could go billet aluminum

Kinda over kill if ur only making 650

[stray violet]

Gonna buy a 4090 to play tetris

[verbal imp]

Actually that is really over kill

[primal rain]

Nice ewalking

[verbal imp]

Literally would be the most efficient 650hp motor ever

[sonic bronze]

Hablas english?

[primal rain]

Viet npo

[verbal imp]

Yes cuz my shi bottle necks hard

[rich crow]

Wsp guys

[stray violet]

Gonna connect it to the first MacBook ever

True gaming right there

[primal rain]

Even last MacBook can't play cs2

[verbal imp]

I'm glad you totally understood

[sonic bronze]

Sad

[verbal imp]

Unreal

[sonic bronze]

Yes i use unreal engine

[primal rain]

[verbal imp]

Unreal 5 or no game

[sonic bronze]

Unreal

[stray violet]

[primal rain]

:CH_Penguin1::CH_Penguin2::CH_Penguin3::CH_Penguin4:

[stray violet]

🐔

[rich crow]

Intel Core i7-11800H 11 Generation is my love

[brittle knoll]

🐔 🐔

[verbal imp]

He's listening to neva 2 much

[primal rain]

I just spawned him

[verbal imp]

(Sped up to perfection)

[primal rain]

The iBro max

[proper gyro]

welp

[rich crow]

Bruh nobody is speaking with me

[sonic bronze]

iBro max

[faint cypress]

Penguin penguin

[verbal imp]

Yu is here

[proper gyro]

i might be dumping gold to Halloween

[stray violet]

The 2 people I summoned just spawned in

[primal rain]

No

[proper gyro]

skipping s6

[primal rain]

Dim came for me

[proper gyro]

looks horrible

[primal rain]

[verbal imp]

And it is

Didn't even get the one skin I've been hoping for

[primal rain]

@proper gyro I found your daily mission concept art from 2020 check dms

[faint cypress]

Give me axlebolt rank

[primal rain]

Ok

[proper gyro]

no shi it's in #🌅│fan-art

[pure onyx]

Standoff anticheat is just bad asf

[proper gyro]

🐔

[primal rain]

[pure onyx]

I'm I'm being honest I'm playing this game since ssn 1 and 90% of the hackers are still here ruining games

[proper gyro]

I've been playing since 2017 and i have played against a total of 4 blatant cheaters

🐓

[verbal imp]

Dam I'm glad you just found this information

They should give me 30k for free

[proper gyro]

this game has to have some kind of trust factor, y'all trust factor gotta be hella low🐔🐔

[verbal imp]

Lemme buy all my shi and quit fr

[sonic bronze]

Ask to content creator

[verbal imp]

Butta

[sonic bronze]

Or AxleBowl Employee

[verbal imp]

I'll ask butta for 30k

Maybe he'll kneel

For me

🙂

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp should i make Halloween sticker concepts? just read the rules for hcc2023 ion think they accept those

[stray violet]

@sick cave can I make a loan from you? (I have no plans on repaying you after it btw)

[proper gyro]

purely cinematic stuff rn

[verbal imp]

You can try

Make it actually cool

[verbal imp]

No me

[glass hatch]

[verbal imp]

@sick cave I want mah neuros, living flame, burning fist and phoenix gloves

[glass hatch]

Stonkes when the smoke and moli pay off

[verbal imp]

And the knives to go along with them

[proper gyro]

im gonna be late for school

[verbal imp]

Get goin

Stop watching shylilly

[glass hatch]

[verbal imp]

[proper gyro]

just woke up

i wanna sleep more

[glass hatch]

[proper gyro]

just finished exam yesterday

[verbal imp]

He been watching ahylilly

[glass hatch]

[sonic bronze]

Tf is this

[glass hatch]

[paper tangle]

you mean shylily

[fierce citrus]

[verbal imp]

Isnt it not 2 Ls?

[glass hatch]

[verbal imp]

Someone is talking my name outside

[glass hatch]

[verbal imp]

Should I be curious

[sonic bronze]

Im outside

[glass hatch]

[verbal imp]

Or should I be scared

[paper tangle]

you should

eat something

[glass hatch]

[verbal imp]

Not at my front door

[proper gyro]

nice my black slacks are missing

[glass hatch]

[rich crow]

Are you guys going trick or treating

[glass hatch]

Yea trick or treating the ct's with bombs

[verbal imp]

I'm not

[paper tangle]

Are you guys going trick or treating

[proper gyro]

a 19y.o man would not trick or treating alone

[verbal imp]

We dont do that here (sadly)

[rich crow]

Suck my as you stuttering parrot

[paper tangle]

I would

[glass hatch]

[paper tangle]

Mae will

[glass hatch]

[rich crow]

Uhh.gif

[sonic bronze]

Nice

[rich crow]

Crazy how I replied to one guy and 2 people answer in his place

[verbal imp]

I'm not 19 so I would

[rich crow]

That’s wild

[verbal imp]

🙂

[proper gyro]

trick or treat 1300bucks for a pc please

[glass hatch]

[proper gyro]

:)

[paper tangle]

Their just really good people

[rich crow]

Actually it would be “they’re” since “their” is possessive

Noob

[glass hatch]

Just play standoff that's all you need

[rich crow]

Trick

[proper gyro]

id rather kms

[paper tangle]

autocorrect

[rich crow]

You get castration instead

[paper tangle]

But I wanted a Kit Kat

[rich crow]

too bad lololol

[verbal imp]

I want a kit kat

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Sofia gimme

[paper tangle]

Or a crunch

[sonic bronze]

Same

[paper tangle]

I like that chocolate