#💬│english-chat
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i watched all 5 seasons and plus seasons in 1 summer
Welcome to the standoff 2 chat, here you will commonly find these 3 types of people, standoff 2 addicts: people who will come here to beg for updates everyday; anime addicts: will constantly talk about anime without interruption or getting distracted; emoji addicts: will legitimately use an emoji as a reply, it is up to the reader's interpretation to even come close to understanding the response, even less if they have ios. These will almost never ever interact with eachother, so 3 different topics may always be happening. Enjoy your stay 🐓
I watched all 171 eps of black clover in 2 weeks
Lol
must say true
im
I’m the anime one ik lol
non of em
I can sometimes be standoff addicts and emoji
🐔

what the flip
🐓

🌈
Ayoo
Damn
nice
this means multiple ding dongs
Bal
Siemaaa
.

kaffn
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Gum
hi
Hello guys
@primal rain how are u
are we always living in the past? 🤔
Can somebody tell when will space vision come on maarketplace
No one knows omg
🍿🦔
2 kills on bronze?
Кто в сети
Where did you see judging
Hi I am using iphone 13 pro max and i can't play 120fps but even Poco x3 pro is 120fps please help
It doesnt support 120 fps on iPhone
i want some cheeseburger just to eat, i’m talking ketchup, my friend mustard on the beat. You gotta put a lot of lettuce please, because i like to have a lot of green. I remember eating outside with my whole team, now a fella gotta stay home cause of quarantine. I want 2 McChickens and fries cause I’m hungry, you look broke! Like my fries you looking salty 🧂 Get me McFlurries, makes the oreos drip drip. Straight up out McDonald’s with no tip tip, and I want a pint of pepsi i’ma sip sip, you gotta buy them bakes cookies that chocolaty chip chip - and i want 50 apple pies 🥧 i didn’t forget that, if you mess up then i’ll punch you 🥊 i didn’t forget that. And if the machine is broken then you gon’ get slapped, you not my homie now if you do not come back. You gotta hurry now! I know you heard that, young fella stomach stomach grumbling cause I wanna big mac, why you still looking at me with that ugly ahh hat. You gotta go now! so you better run fast!
Hello all
I can play but i dont have a mic sorry
Hi I am using iphone 13 pro max and i can't play 120fps but even Poco x3 pro is 120fps please help
ios problem
Why
Dms
i mean apple
That sucks
I want to know why it is not supported I want a solution
ask apple
Hello
apple support idk...
Welcome to the game
Doesm this game have a giftcode?
Why 60 when playing 120 After all I paid a lot of money for this phone
Other then gift cards you buy
It's like that for all iPhones I believe
Damn
I played with 60 frames for awhile before I got a new phone you'll get used to it
How to report someone cheating
Go to team log and press name then press report
Will I sell this 13 pro max now, will it not get 120 fps?
i know bozo but it doesnt work
Need video proof
help.standoff2.com
okay, how old are you? if you don't mind asking because it's for kids. to be fair it is rated 16+ in some countries
kids amirite
🐓
you know it's when we can buy the knives of the pass ?
around 2 weeks if the phase 2, does not affect the normal release schedule
Ouf
it's always been 2 weeks average
the longest one was 3 weeks and a half? winter fun 2021 iirc
🤔
So guy from russia i typed my standoff 2 id
And bought gold from store of
Standoff 2
Will i get gold?
Why
isnt the store for russians only
Ye
are you russian
yeah but can you even make purchases on there
Yes
I’ll teach 10individuals to earn $30k or more within 72 hours for the crypto market but you will pay me 10% of your profit when you receive it. Note only interested people should apply, drop a message let's get started by asking (HOW)
👎👎
thats crazy susan

omg real!1!!!!1
ask HOW
ask HOW
So will i get it?
why not just buy ingame
Bro some russia guy on tiktok live did it and sended me 3k gold
Bit i didimt get it rn
Yep how the f it's possible
marketplace, Anthony.
Bro on hack 🙂
Marketplace ?
just put your skin for high price and let them buy
Put a skin up for a high price and someone buys it
¯_(ツ)_/¯
hi zani
hi cave
@polar dagger high price ?
Like gold
For instance put a skin for 1k and if someone wants to give you gold they would purchase that will give you 800
@north ridge just put it at that price 🙂
Hello
Got to be a legendary or higher
@polar dagger ik
i just bought some skins lmao
Rares and commons are to hard to find prices for
What type
@polar dagger i am poor btw
I spent 2 dollars on 100g i guess
thwre are some rares with low stock
On guns
Ejj
I am too
I don't have legendary skins but only one I have
i didnt buy a knife yet
Fair enough, enjoy
Thanks
@rich crow I didn't also bruh
Setting’s for iphone 13 pro max pliz
Setting’s for iphone 13 pro max pliz
Setting’s for iphone 13 pro max pliz
i'm thinking about buying a knife
Setting’s for iphone 13 pro max pliz
there used to be a bug where you can instantly see the Recent item that was put on sale, but it was patched
Stop
@rich crow you rich as f
Wdym
Setting’s for iphone 13 pro max pliz
It's 2 dollars
Ok
@rich crow what?
If you're lucky enough you can get a knife in investments in a year
@rich crow who told
Its 5 here
Setting’s for iphone 13 pro max pliz
😭
What do you mean
?
how much gold
Like 7 or 8 gold
Buy collections that don't come out anymore
that's not expensive
@rich crow ik but for me
It's expensive
sell it
rrrrrrat
thank you for disclaimer
My dream is buy butterfly knife
Amma check if i got it
Yeah
I'm emoji addict
🐔
intresting
hello TheFatRat - unity (deluxe version)
@void bronze this you
Daym
I mean, i spent everything on guns lmao
@primal rain breath air
Anyone up for allies ?
What collection did you buy?
no
@zinc kiln yep
I didnt buy cases
stop breathing 🧛🏿🧛🏿
I got them individually
@rich crow so
less risky lmao
Please stop pinging
@cerulean sigil come dms
Just say Ioue whitout the ping
ttt
You don't need cases to buy collections
rrrrrrr g
Just go to Market place and check the filters
I got random collections
Bro russia guy from live sended me gold he legit purchased it and i dont see it in game
i didnt check em'
How is that possible
U forgor promocodes
i just bought stuff like poseidon avm and casual glock
Those will stay at that price for awhile
Do u have karambit?
I've never Search erected rats kissing
Nah
(you got scammed)
what
Probably go up 3-4 gold
I didint he typed my id i saw my pfp he bought 3k gold
My day is ruined
And purchased it
How much is the cheapest knife?
(doesnt mean its real)
Bruh u should have spend gold on knifes i have like every knife skin but not every colour also i dont have dual daggers skin
nah
Legit standoff site
nah
I only spent 2 dollars lol
100 gold
crazy
So i maxed out my guns
Ohk also i was joking i dont spend money on games
But i got akr nano with 2 stickers 🙂
cool
this is a private message from your banking services, we have detect a breach on your bank account, please confirm that you want to transfer a big amount of $25,000 to another account.
lmao
U cant hack ppls bank account whit game id
U dip
S
Anyone wanna play allies i am fed up of randoms bruh i got 100- today ;-;
Can you play in like 3 houes
Hours
Lmao
i got temp banned for leaving...
i left a match because i had to go to a store
I would be sleeping after like 2 hours cuz its night here and i got school tommorow
Damn alr
W priorities over games
Guys my friend got banned in so2 because he top up many golds and he got banned and the reason was "fraud" like they accused my friend for being a scammer
Can someone help us
@supple heron
I'm sorry, if you would like to contact directly to our moderator please refer to the dial that was sent to your email An*******62@gmail.com
W now stay banned
He invested so many golds and then he's account got banned
St u bro
@supple heron can we talk priv i wanna report something
this might be the real KanKan, chat
Nah
this MIGHT be Keandrian Qynzel Jones
this is not Jacques Bermon Webster II🙅♂️🗣️
this drop gets me everytime
you can feel it inside of you
bone chilling
omw to Egypt ong
idc if i get trampled under a crowd i’ma be there
Bro tryna hit the Pharaohs
come forth
who my barber think he is
@leaden oak
lil fella think he support 😨😨😂😂
Man I could use some unranked comp rn
this gremlin was making sure he's helping
@silk moth
you can't sleep, ken hasn't dropped the album yet 🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️
Does anyone know the promo code?
utopia
When you guys think s6 will come out
when 16*29 out
What
I need golds guys can anyond help?
next week
This month ?@hexed igloo
There are no active codes that I'm aware of
ily Bron Bron
So next season is next week??!
plug: nuh uh ☝️
I dont like ja
!!!!!😨😨😨
Dayum
jahames
Jahams
😦
Jahams for president of usa
Whomst
I'm talking about standoff
If you want gold just invest or buy gold
is that a cops profile picture
ooooouuuuhhhhhhh stretch dis ahhh uahhhh uahhhhh 😡😡🤬🤬
me informing my good friend “stretch” that the meal he served me is not good
Cromwell add me pls
who is cromwell
My nick
ok
will add
👌🤌🤏👌
throwing gang signs
Hi
Can you contact me when the promo code arrives?
It's really hard to redeem a good promo code
Indeed
Atleast the one with gold in em
They gave everyone a promo code around Christmas so that coo
Better than nothing
Yeah
Sillyou add me?
What's your username
Still better than nothing
Wanna do a fuse im bored
K
Just bored tbh
29882705
Anyone down to play
Imperial
Guys pls anyone wanna play allies or comp i am so fed up from randoms
I hardly play defuse rn .. the teams are so unbalanced or so bad , that I don't find a good oponent and I leave .. always
I'm gonna wait for season to end I just do scrims
Sillyou
???
Will you play rn?
Yeah just like a match
Guys pls let me play with u too
I joining in game
Send id
Ok
On which app u speak?
@polar dagger 75590222
Someone G3 allies eu server?
Can it be heard footsteps from game?
@polar dagger did u send me request?
Js ina? What means this
Just in a ig
Alr
@torpid vault is that real?
so guyss
i dont remeber selling my m4 skin
but its sold
and i havent played standoff in 12th 13th 14th and 15th july
the heck?
i mean, no one can really do anything about that lol.
if i were you i would change my password wether it’s facebook or google
no dude
i had a dude
who had access
but i changed
idk wth
btw
wanna play allies?
and is 20 kills in comp good for beginner?
nah i haven’t played any ranked in a month, can’t anyways
what bout defuse?
@silk kraken got any advice on how to help this dude get rid of a 3rd party on his acc
no dude, i’m in church rn. I can’t play
oh ok
i had kukri then tanto then butterfly then karambit then sold it for acid glove and jkommando got scammed and lost gloves then i bought kunai then i bought jkommando again and now here i am with no knife
me thinking why i bought stattrak night wolf instead of stattrak lizard
tbh i could have bought akr stattrak sport
i agree
Sport goin up
me too
slowly
lizard is a ugly skin
maybe it is worth it
nigthwolf is worth it yes
is stattrak sour worth it?
surreal to think i’ve been in this server for nearly a year
next month will be a year
not really
lucky
damn
not really
when i played comp someone in my team had leather
blawg been in here for only 16.4 months!1!1! nab!!!!!!
Great now again
steam beasts are daaaawg shid
huh
it was like
eyster
day
confusion is a sign of denial
whats the best ak skin pls dont say its carbon
tap king
the 2021 halloween epic one
i forgot the name
night __
that can fit in my wallet
tag king is not that good
nightfury
its decent
i use it
i like it
with the tree charm
its cool
my stomach is absolutely annoying me
forgot the name
farts
what not taking enzymes with 1 ensure 2 hours ago does to a feller
he did not jsut fart
yall seem really cool
was st damascus berreta worth it
no
thx 👍👍👍
why would you buy a berreta skin
idk just feeling to want one
Blud
Hi
Hey who wants vs çomani id
you id?
You I'd
Ok wait
Hi

Hey guys. Who wanna play comp with me tommorow?
Me
who wants vs you id
Id
?
Common vs
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One for playing competitive
Now?
Anyone down to play?
Ok wait
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acceptance
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Mista white
bruh someone play allies with me
i need rank
3 more games
Mista white we need to cook some goddamn food im hungry im tired of cooking meth
1-2 weeks
It's been 2 days?
How I can get ban în standoff
my reaction 
Slv
Why tho? Legends pass took like 5 days?
This gonna take longer?
lately most of the battle passes are going to take 1-2 weeks
eat chips
like the FIreborn pass
jesse
it took around 1-2 weeks
I see
hi
and they are coming out faster than before
unlike that one time with the 2021 BP
which took like idk
half a year
to be in the market
so don't complain about it at least
they're trying their best to go as fast as possible so it can be in the market for all players

and they will announce it in #📣│announcements
Ej
nightly
have a good night SyreX
if you want vs you id
22450006
which sever most people in asia?
did you blocked me
Accept me
Accept me
Can I join if yall going comp?
10€

I want ZeusX2 in SO2
bacc
burger
ima go to slep
gn
Does anyone know aquos r3 phone?
have a goodnight Dexxed
My question is it has 240hz display then how much standoff2 fps i can get?
i want some cheeseburger just to eat, i’m talking ketchup, my friend mustard on the beat. You gotta put a lot of lettuce please, because i like to have a lot of green. I remember eating outside with my whole team, now a fella gotta stay home cause of quarantine. I want 2 McChickens and fries cause I’m hungry, you look broke! Like my fries you looking salty 🧂 Get me McFlurries, makes the oreos drip drip. Straight up out McDonald’s with no tip tip, and I want a pint of pepsi i’ma sip sip, you gotta buy them bakes cookies that chocolaty chip chip - and i want 50 apple pies 🥧 i didn’t forget that, if you mess up then i’ll punch you 🥊 i didn’t forget that. And if the machine is broken then you gon’ get slapped, you not my homie now if you do not come back. You gotta hurry now! I know you heard that, young fella stomach stomach grumbling cause I wanna big mac, why you still looking at me with that ugly ahh hat. You gotta go now! so you better run fast!
🍔

@woven tulip that's spam af
Chill.....
@long karma tried to Google it I got no clue bro
nah, i typed it all out
you mean text wall
not a copy pasta
flood
Sure sure
a text flood is when someone spams a long message
If you typed it all why then lmao ain't nobody gona read all that random stuff that's spam
i only sent it once
Ok then..
idc if nobody reads it
You id
its not spam
It doesn't fall in the catagory of spam in here
so he's fine
I thought he didn't type it my bad ok
Why’re you trying to use God to make me 1v1 you
175579703
what
god is not real, do not ever talk to me again (do not read subahibi )
🤦♂️
Hiya
he is real
do no talk to me eve again
Accept me
common Hermis W
1v1 me ur worthy
I sleep well at night knowing God has a good path set out for me
what is lovr
baby dont hurt me
dont hurt me
no more
hurt me
no mroe
ur slwo

Atheists should die
give gold
I think that's a bit too far
im atheist
no we shouldnt, we atheists or atleast me aint asking all of u to die
🦕
Yeah u prolly right
maybe
it's better if we drop the religion talk
Ok
@paper tangle @paper tangle
before any of us gets muted for this
Messi > penaldo
yes
@rich crow
ember help
hi
I do not fear a mute
me rn (right now)
cool
help
give gold pls

no, stop begging
give gold pls
i love chewing gum
Ok bronze > legend


what’s schnawg wondering about 🤣


:ddios:
Idiot
real
@brittle knoll kokodak is thug⚠️⚠️⚠️


very real
Yes


Bruh i am bored asf
i chew like 4 gum in a day
i go hard in every fit
:SmokeTime:
you real for that bro
ok
Bro talking to himself
burger fit
when i see some real shi, i gotta acknowledge it

sex
🧀


fr
no (cap)tion
very real
damn
Everyone reject me😔
Me asf

me asf
🧀 🍰
me while listening to lolicore music
cheese
so real
@paper tangle
no
please
also stop pinging me unless its very important things like someone needing help or something
it's a important thing
someone needs help
It's not

I need clan
kool your system
someone needs help

🐔

that's good food
who have an account to sell?
hi weed
buying and selling accs can ban u
and hi
okey,
guys if i build a skin w only furius colection item is the item i recive from furius collection?
yes
giv some
sori bro only have enough for me
ty
F
is bulding skins worth it cuz i have litteraly like 150 commum skins in my inv
time to make kids cry in tdm
if it’s common, uncommon skins go ahead
personaly no
nope
with rares, epics, legendaries. Don’t bother.
but sure
youre not gonna profit from it
eyah
hi everyone
ok ty
hi pedo
ayyo
who knows
ok
he admitted to it
no i didnt
i hope you know im joking 😭
even if ye he may troll
u go to jail
?
what
fair enough
Alguém ???
did i say something wrong
Brasil?
by that he said hes a pedo
yes they should
Alguém pra joga agora?
real
stupid
sex
Suzumebachi
me fr
hi rosie
hello
lol
totally
are you being serious
you’re stupid to ask that
Wtf
no hes serious
It’s pretty obvious I think
Anyone wanna play allies
I will excuse myself
i need a shoe cleaning kit
yeah
bye nox
so cringe
theres a possibility he isnt a troll
my friends in the front: Yo bro you ok?
me in the back of the 2023 GMC Sierra 1500 Denali Ultimate, off the snapchat Percocet: 🦔
🦕
ma intreb dc nai prieteni
invata sa vorbesti
U are
nu ms
cwingeeee
cant even speak your own language
fr
dont have to
Yes you have
Yes you do
nah
not older than 14
16 💙
nah im good
gahahahha
play Subahibi
hell naw
yeah
very cool
fr
indeed
i don't think he's scared to go in to the vc
i think he just doesn't care
yeah
im supposed to be playing valorant
nahhh
yeah noticed#
a lot
I just came
nope im clueless too
Dang
yes








