#💬│english-chat
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bruh
i havent played in a little while
i dont sadly
Eh np
Wana see mine?
no idea man we're not developers
july
sure
summer event
problably
Don’t judge me man ok
Hello everyone, I'm new to the Standoff Two Fandom, I've only been playing for 2 months
I would love u forever and always my dude
Tbh its overratted
Dude Karan it is amazing
like every og skin
Karambit
Nah karambit is so boring it has only 1 animation
You will enjoy it in few first games then get bored
Same question
Dang
fun fact axlebolt didnt make the karambit animation
who is from Russia?
Then who did it lol
Sorry but I don’t think anyone is from Russia my friend
Some Americans are sitting here
it seems to be an asset, which i dont know from where cause there is another game with the same animation that is older than standoff 2
Black squad
Oh dang
knowing axlebolt has a better animators now it's likely we get a new karambit animation
I hope so tbh
Bored out of my mind
Minor
Guys i'am give ban in workshop why i' delet ban.?
what’s the weather over there
Is the shop broken for anyone else or is it just me ?
It’s 1am and 19C
I’m boiling in bed
Window open no blanket
Uugh

Its temporary dont worry
Damn
Fs
Idk what to do
I’m genuinely being roasted in my bed
I can’t sleep
I’m so stressed
I'll buy a karambit right away
Chill dont worry baout it you'll just need to focus in front of the paper no need to stress
Its just a matter of focus
Its 19° as you said its cold asl ☠️ i'd be shaking and freezing at this temp
I struggle with it so much
I sleep with the window open when it’s under 10C
What it is about?
English literature analyse non fiction texts
Yall crazy when its under 28° i start getting cold☠️
1h45m to analyse 2 extracts in detail and write my own newspaper article
someone competitive silver
☠️☠️☠️☠️
Damn ,
If it was maths I would be fine I can get 95% on 1 hour of sleep in maths
Do you already have the subject of hat it will be about?
But I struggle so much with literature
No, it’s all new in exam.
Damn they making it hard for no reason
How? When it was 25C a few days ago my head hurt from the heat
You never had real heat , at the time its 34° all day and you are feeling 39° pushing 40 is craaazy
Last year we had one day where it was 40
And I had to have the blinds shut because it was too bright outside
I have quite sensitive eyes
And I literally had to have ice packs under me when lying down
Same here
yeah it’s hot
☠️
Naaaah i never even seen snow
But i know i couldnt
only place that cold affects me is my back, and my hands
For me it’s my stomach
That’s why I wear a jumper in winter
Rosie likes the cold
Instead of being boiled alive in the hot
Geometry dash
I ain’t about too lie too y’all I think I just hurt my thumb in this 4v1 clutch
I hope the phone is okay
My phone?
no matter how cold it is i gotta have a fan
not only does the white noise help me go to sleep, but i just like the breeze.
Rosie can’t sleep in silence either
Rosie can’t sleep at all tonight
Hello sorry for bad English,how to fix the marketplace bug?
Marketplace is shut down for some fixing, should be back up in future
Thanks for the information
Np^^
When do you think the marketplace can be used?
It's been almost 7 hours since the marketplace got shut down
Sometimes takes a few days
Do y'all know why it got shut down?
Someone got a bunch of gold
Bought skins for millions of gold
Then the devs shut down the marketplace
To prevent further gold being stolen
Well so there's a screenshot going on in #📸│photos
Of a guy who stole 8169530000000000000 gold
That's 816953 with 13 zeros
And they bought skins worth millions
Asd
is the market closed for new skins to come out
- inspect in pc *
Scan
@mae 😔
How come?
No
Yo wsg w chu ma
woah
Oh damn
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Oof
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I
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hello
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I'll pass
blue blood
Send *
it’ll be banned
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look media
is anyone else market broken
lil bro had his shi deleted
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:pointandlaugh:
The market is down for everyone.
Yes i have that problem
When it’s gonna be colder
Stop asking
watch him ask why
Rosie tried to sleep for like 30 mins and no results
oh okay
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@woven tulip do you volunteer to be banned?
nah not really, why?
Would drive me up a wall
to test something
will i be unbanned
yes
how will this effect the standoff 2 economy
alr then go ahead
🫡
:wuttahell:
the unban command doesn't work 
how did adren unban me
Does the marketplace price goes down after fix?
@woven tulip what it feels like being ax’s test subject?
Atleast ax isn’t like mayuri
Who now
Mayuri is a mad scientist in bleach
Most sane scientist
Literally takes his enemies in as test subjects and performs horrifying experiments on them
Bro i stepped on dinosaur poop then my little brother tickled a potato that grew in a fork that fed queen Elizabeth the 79' and the crown was made of tv's with paper as the pizza's chicken nuggets
Sounds like what pack god would say
Hi am new
They hate u
damn, now people will think i’ve just joined the server
Can i legally adopt my mom?

my opps hate me ❌❌
Praying on your down fall
☝️☝️☝️☝️
🙏
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Probably
i’ve been banned twice buckaroo, i know my away around town 🔥🔥🔥
People act like he’s rlly cool when all he does is spew nonsense
Rosie’s opps love her
pack god got packed by LTG in a couple words
all LTG said “i heard you were 5’1”
Xd
Acting all tuff and mighty aimt gonna save u from this hammer
i will eat the hammer
i have strong terth
teeth
good night
i grow back
i grow them back
(i’m built dif)
gang
gang where are you
I'll tie a rope to your teeth and pull you across the street in my very expensive charger
you’re not familiar with the fact i’ve taken rope chewing classes (black belt in it) for 4 years are you?
i’ll chew through the rope
i’ll drag you out the charger and steal it
Ho I'm dealing with someone with experience
that jawn mine
You aint ever laying a finger on my green charger
Yes green is better
feller, buddy, buckaroo, son, kid, young buck, boy. I used to be the fastest kid in 4th grade, i topped in at 47.7mph, if i get the jump on you i’m gonna catch up to the charger before it’s out of my reach
then i’ll steal it
Russian Badger Enjoyer is typing…
LOL
Boy my charger does 0-62 in 3 seconds and will leave you in the dust goin 270 on the dash
What thinks you'll ever touch my charger
Lmao
i’ll take a short cut, hop on a bike and catch you off guard once you think you’ve escaped me (i’ve surgically implanted a tracker inside of your intestines)
i didnt type “mouth” my phone tweaking
I think you never seen what happens to cyclists when they don't keep in their lane
don’t worry bro i’m on a bmx bike
i’m not on any ordinary billy bob bicycle
You better make space before my 4000 pound boat crush your bug ahh
He's riding an electric bike
Smh
Yall dont osn chargers
Osn
Had to repeat what he said fr
Lemme see that cat
I got a cat
Lemme see the charger then
🐈
Bro
Aii kid
You got no bank to b
I snell peanut butter
Wdf is my brither doin
Ill be back hollon
U said u wanted to see a cat
let me show you my hellcat

And I showed u a cat
Do you own a hellcat?
Nah lol
I'm just curious
I want one doe
So bad
But yk at the same time i want a Chevy impala
😂
i have to clarify that the image i sent is taken from google, and i am lying
i do NOT own a hellcat
Maybe get a down payment
debt: 
29% apr be like
Only got 18K in the bank
So
And im also 25
15*
😂
Definitely 25
He's dead tho
Blud whaa
Alguém vender gold
change your language to portuguese
sim
H
Hi
Is anyone else's market not loading?
The market is down for everyone.
i admit it, im brown
What
nothing
The market is disabled by a bug to multiply gold? Or was it for another reason?
Bro, do you know why the marketplace is error??
Can't yall read
Apparently in emulator it was quite easy to get a program to have free gold
Gud
Ok
and that’s why the market is down
because some bozo gave himself millions of gold?
ª
all i need is like 60k max
The guys were buying random skins from people who put up high prices?
Probably will get caught but whatever
i don’t even know
I bought some stickers to get Profit, I hope they don't go down due to the market problem
Shouldve put skin at a high price fr
They can't ban me for it ong
Free gold
Rich forever
(Never)
i’m quite confused on how people boost items
do they just buy the said item out till it’s up to their favorable price?
Not sure either
Yo
basically
they gotta choose the one that's inactive, something like Karambit claw for example wont work well cause then people would immediately sell it again to drop the price
Wsp
Inactive you say.
items that gets boosted, are the ones where that barely have any activity in them like new listings and items being sold. so they boost it buying a fk ton untill it's x amount.
If you’re are boosting solo then by purchasing thousands of units of an item at a low price you can start buying out the item at a higher price until the floor stabilizes and you can liquidate.
Most boosts involve hundred of people
Not necessarily
you can't really do it alone with like less than 50k imo
no cause if you only up a price by 1000 - 5000 it wont be as affective in profit
Hi
if you're doing it solo
I think people underestimate just how many units each item really has
and how much it cost.
When do y'all think the Market will be back open bc I haven't spent any money on the game yet but i'm trynna sell shii
Just wait
No one knows
alr
true but the ones available are publicly displayed, well the one's hidden in players inventory, I'd say only 10-15% of the total units is in the marketplace
It’s better just to purchase 10,000 cases before they are removed from the shop. Super fast liquidation period and a reliable 2-4x.
Depends on the time
What,
i have less than 1% of the currently available wrym color in the market rn
Should i hold my wyrm sticker?
Wsp
each nameless and w^32 probably has more than 5% id say
I don’t think there’s a single item in stand-off 2 that doesn’t have atleast 1k editions.
Yes since it has kind of a holo thing
both wyrm stickers legendary and rars
rare*
Okay
what happened to the marketplace?
Mid tier graffiti with less than 10k market editions will be the easiest items to boost over the next few years. If you have the extra gold go ahead and purchase a good position.
Still new
Does anyone know why the game market doesn't work?
yes it went from 20g to 30g real quick then suddenly dropped back to 17g
often requires alot of attention due to boosting ops and the low roi% after a while
Yo guys can I get some help, I literally just made an account and it’s banned… tf lol
gold exploit
lion lord got boosted
saw it peaked 30-33g
then went down to 17 after a couple hours
Hey yo
really?
Game market is not working??????
Ohk but why
maintenance.
Update market?
No I mean why maintenance
it's normal
The rarest graffiti, headshotz, zombie attack, and victory bubble, were under produced. Supply is much lower than demand. Would expect those graffitis to be unstable for a couple of years. The instability comes from the opportunity at hand. I’m currently holding 59 victory bubble and 100 or so zombie attack units i
if they told us we'd know
and you won't be asking
It hasn't worked for more than 10 hours
How long will it take to fix the market problem? Or the game already died xd
Just woke up an i fkn confused
well expect maintenance in the future
been awhile since a maintenance tbh
last maintenance i think was in hwp
.
they are pro
cheat engine was a pretty basic program as far as i remember
👀👀👀
this awm only gamemode is boring , i knew pistol only was better
yeah
i know like you too
How long market fixed?
Can anyone enter competive ?
I can, why?
Why i cant? It just stay in lobby
Idk
Ded game
Hihi
Nawh
yeah pretty sure you don't have a promo code
All are expired rn
Yeah
I think the promocodes will be shown in announcements
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Lmao
And where do they post the ads?
Will there be any difference aftert maintenance in prize?
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probably
Market.
seem not good
It is
😐👍
I wish I had knife
dev, can u make butterfly kumo cheaper pls :v
The cheapest knife is 8.5 in my currency but my dad doesn't like spending money on games
if u spend money on CSGO, maybe your dad will like it
My laptop is legit too bad to even open csgo
@rich crow reference
i play csgo with 15fps
I've been studying my ahh off every day to get a new laptop ngl
Real
They can't and they won't make them cheaper
Wya
My dad does not like csgo,instead he loves cs 1.6 since he played it alot while he was younger with his friends
I mean hi
Currently on the way to a history exam
Strip club
He has like 4000 hours in 1.6
i think i like ur dad
"friend"
Yeah I love him alot,can't not ask for more from him
Very much pain
yo why market down?
At home
Guys when the shop will be on again ?
hmm maybe find a work
I'm underage 💀
Random
maybe 1 day will fix the market
I was at jim earlier today
1-3 days
sometimes i ask my dad for a burger
What did u work on
i know some people who scam =))
Omg russian Badger Enjoyer
Biceps
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mayo is here finally good chat

yea, just a talk
helo mayo
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hows your day
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pretty fine
hi lym
Stronk 💪
Wanna type the lyrics of this song but I dont want to be banned for toxicity
Especially from hel
I got a soft spot for her
Guys I can't Open My Marketplace in The Game. Please Anyone can Help??
The market is down for everyone.
When and where will they notify when the market works again?
Maybe
what phone should i buy to get atleast 90fps ??
So true
I was saying that over and over like 9 hours ago

hii
Did the fireborn market got low or was it this price from the time it come?
When will the market be fixed?
the reason is probably because the fireborn collection went extremely down so they are fixing its my guess
in 1-3 days
No
well that's just my guess
do i spent another 10€ and get 500 so in total i have 1k gold but after that whatdo i spend it on man
fake
there was a dupe glitch
what dupe glitch
gold
dude
jk
good morning
joke joke
hi weed
Prolly that's the reason someone bought m9 blue blood for 700,000g yesterday
hi
799,999g to be exact
its the dude i saw on tiktok
he was saying download this hack and get super big golds
How could someone possibly discover that glitch?
They must be down bad to get a free gold
Post a picture in so2 screen shots of your gold
Why?
it might be you..
I’ve been waiting for some proof that gold was distributed amongst accounts.
you never know..
Trying to get a grasp on how bad the inflation might be
Scroll up and you can see on #📸│photos
You can see ss of guy that bought the m9 for 700,000g
I want to see the gold in your account from the blue blood purchase
I'm not the one that purchase the blue blood 🤦♂️
buttah
Aza
Ah okay
buttah bought the blue blood
No way
real
@hasty wraith we found duper
BUTTAH!?

i knew it all along
if they find the dude of who bought the 700,000g knife what will hapend to him
just ban?
What happened with marketplace
Temporarily closed
U wanna knw the reason
Dupe gold
He should've boosted the new fireborn collection 
Already seen that many times
i know his name but im not snitching
Most prolly he will buy every single akr tiger avail in marketplace
he is watching us rn
This you?
not him
Ik bro
he is duping gold
He bought almost all the akr treasure hunter st
he is autistic
Legit?
fr??
i swear bro i put 400g sniper if it disappears
im suing standoff
jokes 🤣
or is it..
Bro do u have lot of skins in inv
Go and see if ur's are missing to?
ok wait
Yeahh
Lol, How's that even possible?
idk
Ig it's a bug or something
U also go and check bro
im gonna screen share
Not lying
Lol
I bought them for investment purpose
And now they missing
I haven't even listed it in market though
Idk wht happened
nothing is missing for me
Yo can someone help me
contact helpers
hmm
Hope its a glitch
i have a redmi note 12 pro 5g and i cant get 120hz in standoff2 but in other games it works,please help
go to video settings and put fps limit to 120

i did still doesnt work
Clear "battery and performance" data
Or download setedit app
Clear ur battery cache and so2 cache and then on 120hz in settings and ig!
open batter save and close again
Bruh anyone having Marketplace issue?
How to do that
yes
yes everyone dose
In ur settings!
dose
Doing fine
ye how broke
Bruhh my 40+ items are missing
Is market shut down right now
I cant find it?
yh
I got a startrack skin. First time i was about to sell it but The marketplace Error occured
I bought 20 paladin stickers and now I got nothing in my inv :/
Idk, Just broke
Howww
When will it be back up
Wait
Ok
I got the new pink random pattern skins before it shut down
vic
?
go to standoff play training and enable battery save and disable it that might fix it
Nope
Not gonna fix it
Clear battery and performance data is temporary tho
If you want permanent 120fps you need to download setedit
Add settings peak_refresh_rate (value 1)
And user_refresh_rate (value 1)
In setedit
Yes
Wait so it will only work once?
That's the reason why they closed the market
Why would that idiot show the community
Download setedit if you want permanent
why is standoff so easy to crack bruh
can u explain in dms
like cheat engine
please
It happened for the first time bro
How? My game is lagging to much dk the reason
how does you multi millionaire game get hacked by a literally cheat engine
Hello!
Just search on YouTube
Or @sick cave u make a video about how to enable 120hz lol
There's only 7 devs and anti cheat requires a lot of work
tbh so2 should add anti cheat
Way too many tutorial of that on yt but people seem to forgot that people teaches things on yt
Вы разработчик?
Source: I'm a dev that worked on a small indie multiplayer game
More than 7
Yeah xD
why 7 developers
Anti cheat does exist
It's just not good
NGL I would be happy to help them if they pay me some freelance money lol
and that concludes why emulator is a definitely getting a ban wave
they just forget to turn on their damn brains because they keep asking the same questions on discord as if anyone has every answer to their questions and most of their questions can be answered by literally turning on their damn brains and going to a search engine or youtube.

What if one of the dev hacked -_*
i swear if i get banned
Literally a mobile game and these people said "playing on emulator is normal" 🤓
i spend like 100€+
Ong! 💯
damn my abs still hurt
I wonder how many of the high ranked players are emulator users
sad part is that they still suck even with playing with an emulator
In which social network do they notify that they are going to close the market and stuff?
emulator isnt good
Their Instagram or in the #📣│announcements in this Discord Server.
my pecs is already recovering
i don't care
Axlebolt need to ban emulator user or else, The same thing will happen over and over again
like who asked
ngl i feel my abs
keep talking to your self
like the muscle is definitely expanding
mhm
behind the fat🐔
mhm
can't wait until people are going to complain about it
in here

To have abs just do some light exercises and have low body fat, ez
This is character development here
True! 
nah im focusing of tougher abs not visual abs
This is your Character Development Arc

im 13% lean if it's like that
Can't wait for the server bans here
for?
So you're tryna get jacked huh. Weightlifting or calisthenics?
calisthenics
Cool, me too
I'll do weights after im comfortable with most calisthenics workout
im not tryna bulk yet
I'll stick to calisthenics all the way cause I don't wanna get THAT jacked
Calisthenics gives you a mad aesthetic body
there's a difference between wanting a functional body than a body that's just all looks
can be overkill or under kill if going for looks
I'm sticking to calisthenics for cool Parkour stuff + aesthetics
i just want to carry my own weight tbh
Yea like with muscle ups, handstands and shi. Strength over size
Do you know a crazy guy called not cheater?


crazy
2600mmr
How much cost akr carbon st?
Can u send link pls
Can u send link pls
Around 180g i think
DUDE

that seems normal
last week of school going crazy
that's normal here tbh
next day we get a xbox and play cod
wth 💀
yea its completely normal
Есть кто-то из русскоговорящих?
Best knife for 1k gold?
like we had a whole Smash Ult tournament when I was in Sophmore year of High school
no ruski here
Kunai
Okay
Prism?
change language
any knife
🤨
I like kunai
Hello everyone, a set for the ZTG0 clan is open, for some reason it is impossible to find it, but you can get in, who wants to write in private messages
well the cheapest kunai
The prism is so good
Bruh
what
I look for cheap knife and u said karambit
xD
bro
i only have that
like 
i want to get maybe kunai reaper and butterly black widow
maybe not tho
idk
Здрасте
Is new update come or not
No
i
🥲
Sry my english is not good
np
He already has the language roles Weed
moment
It's going to be down for about 1-3 days.
@paper tangle do you think it's weird for a mate to go to your house just to have a gaming session at your place, cuz he can't do it on his?🐓
Ok bro thanks
No not really
moment
Gawk moment
Noooo i today want to buy a knife😭
It's normal tbh
just a lot of people asking
"when is it coming back", "what's the reason of why it's down" or some stuff like that
we haven't had a maintenance in 2023 untill this one tbh
A okk
or least that's what i remember
True
hwp didnt really had a market maintenance
it was up the day before and after it's release
he do be chillin
What is your fps when playing
@silk kraken when you give me the The Legend role (not trolling (real))
idk man

should i change my pfp?
me 90
If you'd want go for it
exactly
We've been attacked by a bunny
and im normal again
nice
Most likely a small server issue on your end
yes
try other servers if possible
Okay thank you
ngl ama play allies

