💬│english-chat

[latent otter]

Yes

[rich crow]

They stare at it for 4 seconds

Easy kill

[latent otter]

Yep enough time to kill them@

[rich crow]

Disclaimer: only works on bronze players

For the small price of

25 g

[latent otter]

Bruh

Im not gonna buy a arcane graffiti

[quick scaffold]

Lol

[long karma]

I got 6 years old Graffti

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Good for u

Broke mfs buy red graffiti’s

Only chance they have at owning reds LOL

I like colect fable things untill the box is out XD

[primal rain]

dude someone got cheat ad at #📸│photos 💀💀💀

cheat

[austere oyster]

can i sent screenshot and ask u if this is not cheater profile?

[long karma]

Dyk i accidentally sold my 130g worth pistol only for 70g lmao

[latent otter]

Lol good luck

[quick scaffold]

Skins don't make u good💀 just for flex

[latent otter]

It will take time

For fable to go out

[rich crow]

Ty kg

Ig*

Kg bahahhaha

[latent otter]

I thought fable will go out so i bought a butterfly and then they removed scorpion

[rich crow]

Lolll

[long karma]

Are there any skins which increases in price range? I bought a awp in 19g and now its 11g

Me want competitive

[latent otter]

Is it revenge collection?

[latent otter]

How many hours you have ?

[long karma]

No? Idk whats that

[latent otter]

Its the new case

[long karma]

I played in season 1 and now i just downloaded it its been only 4 days

[latent otter]

Damn

[quartz lintel]

Pls guys play with me

[long karma]

Can we play?

[latent otter]

What rank do u have

[hallow helm]

anyone selling accaunt/ gold?

[latent otter]

Im selling my acc for 200€

[hallow helm]

Dm

[rich crow]

Not true I owned a factory new awp dragon lore and I was able to get LE

Point disproven

[latent otter]

I just bought 60€ worth of golds today

[hallow helm]

Show me @latent otter

[quick scaffold]

That's just u with hella good aim and timing

Most people in clans only have a 1.30 to 1.50 kd

[austere oyster]

is there any way of waching mach that u alerdy played?

[long karma]

No

[rich crow]

It’s called “awps make anyone look like a pro” theory

[austere oyster]

i dont undrstand how i can get proof of someone cheting than

[rich crow]

My KDR on leetify is like 1.8 or something anyways

[quick scaffold]

Ye

[rich crow]

Screenrecord a few seconds of them cheating

[quick scaffold]

Really

[rich crow]

Submit it to their website

[austere oyster]

i playad against guy that have 9kd

[fresh shadow]

How many matches he got

[rich crow]

My aim is like a 85 but my positioning is like a 65 and my util is a 90

[austere oyster]

im ratnih mach

[rich crow]

My stats are f-ked up

[austere oyster]

14 games

[rich crow]

It’s like LEM GN 2 LEM

[austere oyster]

he have 32 kd in competition

[rich crow]

I mean I played 14 games in allies and got a kdr of 13.4 when I started

So

It’s feasible

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

Nice sawsynth

🐓

[rich crow]

Bro that discord server name

I hope there is no sounding going on in there

[dusky summit]

[verbal imp]

[austere oyster]

u are teling me that is normala to have 9kd in comon statistick with 95% head shot

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[rich crow]

It’s feasible

Didn’t say normal

I said it’s feasible

[fresh shadow]

Damn the headshot rate

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[rich crow]

But in this case yeah he looks like a cheater

[austere oyster]

if u dont belive me i will sent his id

[rich crow]

95% headshots is pretty crazy

@rich crow

[fresh shadow]

Fr

[rich crow]

And 32kdr is odd

@rich crow

Despite being possible, the odds of it happening is insane

[brittle knoll]

Real

[forest spoke]

Bro this is the 2nd hacker i met today this is getting out of hand

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

Vreau și eu

Mod

De

[austere oyster]

or he is just too good

[rich crow]

Standoff

He’s prob cheating

[brittle knoll]

"it's feasible" - 🦛

[rich crow]

I am not a hippopotamouse

[fathom rain]

Do you give me necromancer for 76 g please ?

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[verbal imp]

No

[austere oyster]

but yea i cant report him becas i dont have video proof

[rich crow]

Well that sucks

[fresh shadow]

You could report him in match

Lol

[rich crow]

Next time just have screen recording handy

It does nothing

It doesn’t work

[fresh shadow]

Oh ok

[rich crow]

Most in game reports are ignored

[verbal imp]

Add a replay system

[rich crow]

YES

PLS

[brittle knoll]

"it's feasible" - 🦞

[rich crow]

DEMOS

add demos

[verbal imp]

Thank me later

[austere oyster]

yea

[rich crow]

Please add demos

[brittle knoll]

🐠

[rich crow]

I pray

[hallow helm]

Anyone selling Golds?
Inbox!
Payment :paypal

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

I do but

Your payment is in PayPal

I only accept BFK fades

[hallow helm]

idk bfk fades

[rich crow]

Unlucky

I take titan holos too

[brittle knoll]

U mean kfc

[hallow helm]

Whats that lol

[rich crow]

And iBP holos

Stickers work too

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[verbal imp]

5%

[hallow helm]

What are those

[rich crow]

Actually any 2014 katow stickers work

[hallow helm]

Can i buy them online

[verbal imp]

Charge

[rich crow]

Yes only 5% overpay

[hallow helm]

no

Ty

[rich crow]

You can technically

[brittle knoll]

It's the remaining 5% headshot percentage

[hallow helm]

😂

[brittle knoll]

From 95%

I think

🐇

[rich crow]

No 95 and 5 don’t add to 100

Wrong

[brittle knoll]

O

[hallow helm]

i can do paypal payment need 5k+ golds if anyone there selling lmk

[austere oyster]

can i sent 1 screenshot from his game here in chat

[brittle knoll]

What a bunch of flipping cowing

🐤

[rich crow]

Send it in #📸│photos

[tame rivet]

i just realized there is a hungarian singer named Azahriah

he got some english songs too lol

[fresh shadow]

He got already report or something

[austere oyster]

cheater is Japan flag guy

too

[brittle knoll]

🐧

[austere oyster]

i got game vs him

probably that was 2v2 cheater game

[vale sparrow]

Im toooooo good at so2 movement

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[vale sparrow]

Yes

[brittle knoll]

Bro is so good he's almost bhopping

[vale sparrow]

But fr im

[brittle knoll]

I'm bad

I stumble

Tripped over the bomb 🐓

[vale sparrow]

Look screen shots

Dont ask why this possible

I have more actually legit without this bug

[brittle knoll]

Bruh

🐡

[vale sparrow]

Or those wouldn't be possible

[scenic barn]

i have allies mode i was gold 3 now im silver 2 bc of these dump randoms

hate"

[vale sparrow]

Well play with a duo

[scenic barn]

i cant find aduo

[vale sparrow]

Sad

[scenic barn]

al my friend are not playing stadoff

[primal rain]

stop ghostpinging mr

[brittle knoll]

Create it

🐫

🦙

Stretching complete

[scenic barn]

i spendet 10 dollars for a trigger just to lose

[brittle knoll]

Yo mama llama

[rich crow]

He’s doing it sideways

[rich crow]

L

[brittle knoll]

Nice tiger

🐅

[vale sparrow]

He goes from rv
Out middle to our connector like a sea demon

[rich crow]

LOL

[vale sparrow]

Xd

[rich crow]

sea demon

Rv

[vale sparrow]

Phoon tooo god man

[rich crow]

Real dude

[vale sparrow]

Too much for Zblock

[brittle knoll]

Bro found a duo

It's this easy

🦕

[chilly pelican]

Alguém pra jogar

Vamos ??

[rich crow]

Phoon so good he’s a seed demon

[scenic barn]

good that u dit not missleled the t with an n

[chilly pelican]

Tou entrando agora

[rich crow]

What Niger?

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

What’s wrong with that

[austere oyster]

did anyone ever seen 9k points in 1 game 😂(alianse)

[vale sparrow]

Indeed
He soo good even script wont be that good

[brittle knoll]

Good that u don't addedd another letter

• 🦩

[rich crow]

Goes from ivy to connector like a speed demon

[vale sparrow]

A

Ivy

That's the name

[rich crow]

It’s ivy not rv

[paper tangle]

RV truck

[rich crow]

The fallout on train is ivy

[vale sparrow]

I dont play train ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rich crow]

Train is a w map bruh

[vale sparrow]

I would love to but my friends only play mirage

[versed hemlock]

Guys

Where do i

Report

[vale sparrow]

Where cobblestone :(((((((

[versed hemlock]

A cheater

Help me

[vale sparrow]

Here

[brittle knoll]

🐧

[vale sparrow]

@versed hemlock

[vale sparrow]

There

[rich crow]

Dude you don’t know popdog

[noble shoal]

someone have skins for trade? pv

[paper tangle]

[vale sparrow]

He made train ofc i know him

[brittle knoll]

🐧

[vale sparrow]

I not that idiod

[paper tangle]

Peng

[vale sparrow]

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

That’s the one callout everyone has to know

Popdog

[brittle knoll]

💰

[paper tangle]

Bread

[brittle knoll]

Popodak is in it

[scenic barn]

kind of

[paper tangle]

[scenic barn]

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[vale sparrow]

What do you exactly mean

[brittle knoll]

U czn see he's trying to get out, pushing the sides

💰

[vale sparrow]

U cant yes

[paper tangle]

he's trying to escape

[vale sparrow]

U buy and u get stonkz

[rich crow]

The de frosting has began. Run.

[paper tangle]

Frosting the

Donut

[tame rivet]

wha

[brittle knoll]

💰 🐓

Pranked

[tame rivet]

yum

[scenic barn]

my teamates

[brittle knoll]

Poo

[rich crow]

can I go to jail for sayong n word there?

saying*

[versed hemlock]

Iam poor

[tame rivet]

here? , If u say Nigeria its ok

[austere oyster]

same

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

what about the COUNTRY, Niger located in Africa

[brittle knoll]

Money first

(No scam realll)

[tame rivet]

u can say it , as long as it doesnt have two gs💀

[rich crow]

💀💀💀

[brittle knoll]

Bro has an itch in his fingers

[tame rivet]

nig pp gers

[rich crow]

Someone can be on an alt account

[polar aspen]

I have an account with 100g. with knife, furis box, scorpion box, m4 necromancer, baratas, legendary street, and many other things, if you sell, you will still get 3800 gold for 15e

[brittle knoll]

Bros* have an itch in their* fingers

🦕

[tame rivet]

⬆️

[brittle knoll]

Why you cowing mee

🦕💢

[sonic bronze]

n

[rich crow]

Itchy finger I pull the trigger 🔫

[brittle knoll]

:sauropod_rifle:

[rich crow]

I will give you a moldy sandwich, I can even post it with express delivery

[brittle knoll]

@rich crow #📸│photos

[rugged trail]

Hi

[brittle knoll]

Hi

[rugged trail]

Sup

[brittle knoll]

Sup

🐇

[subtle bridge]

HAHAHHA justiceeeee

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[subtle bridge]

The guy is getting banned

Im so happy

[brittle knoll]

Time to knock eggs

[subtle bridge]

You do you pal

[brittle knoll]

🐧🥚

Grab an egg

[subtle bridge]

👉👈

for me?

[brittle knoll]

He has been resurrected 🥚

Now you knock my egg andd say "truly has been resurrected"

🐓

[idle nimbus]

🐓

[tame rivet]

vibe fr

[rugged trail]

Who wanna play?

[quick scaffold]

I will

[tame rivet]

caw

[rich crow]

Do hackers even get banned in this game?

I saw someone prefiring me consistently from far away

[summer rock]

.

[severe kraken]

;

[rich crow]

I dont know if thats hacks or u can sound from that far away

[quick scaffold]

Thru walls?

Or just from face to face

[rich crow]

No as soon as i peak he prefires

[quick scaffold]

Because he is timing his shot and knowing when ur gonna peak

I do the same thing

[peak spear]

So wait whats the thing we got for year 6?

Is it the sound track or?

[quick scaffold]

Graffiti

Free

[severe kraken]

Salve

[peak spear]

Ok i didn't get it thats why am asking

[lethal pewter]

Hi

Can anybody give me some gold

Please

[peak spear]

Of course my queen

[lethal pewter]

Are You jocking

??

[peak spear]

No my queen

[unreal sluice]

Hewwo

[peak spear]

I shall worship you and bless you with gold

[quick scaffold]

Slide me sum

[peak spear]

Na you good

[unreal sluice]

Hru all?

[peak spear]

Bored

Hby?

[quick scaffold]

Nahh I'm broke

I have 1.87 gold just from selling guns im tryna get charms and stuff

[peak spear]

I got about 20

[rich crow]

sup

[quick scaffold]

Slide me 3 gold

That would be enough

[rich crow]

totally useless

[peak spear]

Na man am saving for the morgan

[rich crow]

graffitis are jus for ppl who doesnt know what to do w gold

yea

also 6 years update reward is lame

like graffiti?

bruh?

why u dont give some cool skin

[peak spear]

I didn't even get it

[quick scaffold]

Oh ok understood I'm tryna get a rare or epic skin for AK-47 too

[rich crow]

i remember when i got giftbox on first anniversary

thats a gift

and not graffiti lmao

[peak spear]

I got the blue demon one for free

And i ain't selling it

[rich crow]

not this

but giftbox

no

[rich crow]

i draw unspeakable things w/graffiti in comp for the enemy team when they change teams

a giftbox where u can get boxes cases, v2 and karambit gold

[brittle knoll]

🐤

Gulp

[lethal pewter]

How can i Make gold

[rich crow]

yeaa

[quick scaffold]

I have it too it's only 1.80 gold for on the market 💀

[rich crow]

that was a free gift

and best goft ever

gift*

[quick scaffold]

But noobs think it's a common just cuz for the skin color

[peak spear]

No the Halloween one

[rich crow]

i got box lol

[peak spear]

Its like 150

[quick scaffold]

Ohhh

[peak spear]

Yee

[rich crow]

lol

but im happy

i have v2

[peak spear]

Night Furry

I remembered

[rich crow]

my naaames proto your security is my motto

install me on your computer

[fluid violet]

Hello I'm new member, my name is Saba

[rich crow]

sorry

[quick scaffold]

Yee

[fluid violet]

👍

[quick scaffold]

Lol

Why?

Ye

Ye

[fluid violet]

It's nice to be in Discord with you, maybe I'm weak but I want to get stronger, I hope you'll add me to Standoff 2 and help me get stronger, thank you in advance👍

[peak spear]

@quick scaffold do you know mob?

[primal rain]

thanks for kind lang

[quick scaffold]

Nah who dat

Standoff YouTuber?

[fluid violet]

@primal rain 👍

[peak spear]

No my friend thinks she knows you

[fluid violet]

[quick scaffold]

Wait wait

I was in this server once I might know her

[peak spear]

Haker

[quick scaffold]

But I got kicked so I had to rejoin after a month

[fluid violet]

My name so2 is KING_KAMER_007

[unreal sluice]

[quick scaffold]

Me and some dude named

Mommymilkers

Made a dude

Deal*

[analog moat]

Guys i have a very important question.

[unreal sluice]

What’s it about?

[quick scaffold]

That I will get my kd up to 3.00 at the end of march

But it's at 2.30 rn

Cuz I took a break

He's kd rn is 4.34

So I'm behind

[fathom nova]

can i play so2 on pc?

[peak spear]

No

[fathom nova]

damn

[vale sparrow]

Emulator

[quick scaffold]

U can

Need blue stacks

[vale sparrow]

Yes

And kinda good pc

[fathom nova]

is it banable?

[vale sparrow]

No?

[fathom nova]

k

[rich crow]

Jest tu polak jakiś

[fluid violet]

Hey guys wath is name for standoff 2 ??😁😁

[vale sparrow]

If u banned u hack

Soo

[jovial trout]

I hack rn

[rich crow]

What code did you get

[fluid violet]

Who ?

[jovial trout]

I cant get banned

[brave shadow]

Yall ever heard of deagle capitan Morgan???💀💀💀 look in so2 screens

[fast tiger]

No

[coral badger]

Anyone from Serbia Croatia Bosnia Montenegro wanna play

[fast tiger]

my friend is a hacker

[rich crow]

Whats bancode 1001 again

I forgor

[jovial trout]

Who is in version 0.23.0 ,wana play compe? I have hacks

[fast tiger]

but there is no discord

[rich crow]

On yo mama?

Swear on your mama?

Yikes

Bancode 1001 is for people who are cheating

1001, 1002 and 1003 are all cheating codes

[coral badger]

Anyone from Balkan?

[rich crow]

But in short, its a permanent ban

Nothing you can do about it

I mean if you can prove it then by all means go and submit an appeal form

But its the same thing every day

[fluid violet]

hey who can give me a knife in standoff 2 anyone, it's true that no one does it but i would appreciate it from anyone

[rich crow]

Someone says "why did I get banned for code 1002 I never cheated"

[fluid violet]

[rich crow]

Same thing day in day out

If you can prove it then go submit an appeal form

If not stop pleading innocence

Its not going to get you anywhere

[fluid violet]

@rich crow wath lol

[rich crow]

Dude explaining and talking about it isn’t gonna help

[fluid violet]

@rich crow its good

[rich crow]

If you have proof you aren’t cheating

You can submit a ban appeal

If not then don’t waste your time typing

I’m not a mod

What am I gonna do with it

[unreal sluice]

Lol

[rich crow]

Like I said just submit a ban appeal

Although I should apply for mod so I can constantly harass people

Dude why did you save give me admin

Of course they’re gonna ignore you LOL

[unreal sluice]

Best reason

[unreal sluice]

Bro thought this was the solution

[rich crow]

Bro said “put me as admin” at the end literally ruined all his credibility

[unreal sluice]

How old are u now?

[rich crow]

He’s under 13

Hold up

Hold the phone

Ayo can we get a mod to ban this kid he isn’t even supposed to be here

You gotta be at least 13 years old to use discord

[native shoal]

yooo how can i get 3g saved up quick this week

I already sold skins

[unreal sluice]

Buy 100g

[rich crow]

You don’t got consent from the discord TOS

[native shoal]

alr i dont have bank account or paypal

[rich crow]

Dude make up your mind

You said you were 14

Then 10

Now back to 14

From 9 to 14 to 10 to 14 to 10

You gotta read over your messages dude

Almost caught yourself a case

Dodged a bullet with that one

The language barrier is insane

[unreal sluice]

Especially if that guy was still here

[rich crow]

Dude

That’s why I said language barrier

This is literally what I mean

[fathom nova]

bro how do i kick ppl from vc?

[rich crow]

I said language barrier is insane because I figured you didn’t speak English as a first language, therefore “the language barrier is insane” means that the language barrier makes it difficult for people to communicate

[rich crow]

In game vc or discord vc

Right click

Kick

[umbral lark]

Anyone allies?

[fathom nova]

discord

[rich crow]

Right click their name

Press kick

[fathom nova]

ight thanks i got these anoyying kids that keep joining

[rich crow]

real

1001 is perma ban

Perma as in permanent

Permanent as in there’s nothing you can do

[unreal sluice]

It’s a ban issued by the devs themselves too💀

[rich crow]

LOL

They really had it out for this guy

[graceful slate]

yo

[unreal sluice]

He got 1001?

[rich crow]

Yeah

He said he got code 1001

[unreal sluice]

9 yrs old In 2020 = 12 now

[jolly dawn]

is there still a device ban

[unreal sluice]

He’s young asf

[jolly dawn]

in so2

[rich crow]

He changed his mind

He said he was 10 in 2020

[compact meteor]

Vukasine

[unreal sluice]

He changed his mind about his age💀

[compact meteor]

Vukasine

[jolly dawn]

srdjane

[compact meteor]

Wat

[rich crow]

He said that he “corrected himself” or something

[compact meteor]

@jolly dawn wat

[jolly dawn]

ur srdjan

[unreal sluice]

English only

[unreal sluice]

Oh lol

[jolly dawn]

his name is literally srdjan

I just said ur srdjan

and chat died

[ashen cliff]

They gave me a God damn 1002 ban after I bought the battle pass bro I've been banned for a whole week.

[proper gyro]

damn woke up pretty early today

slept at 10pm last night

[unreal sluice]

Oh lol

[rich crow]

Ronaldo

That’s not a Spanish word nvm

[coral badger]

Anyone from Serbia Croatia Bosnia Montenegro wanna play

[proper gyro]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

Mfw I actually sleep at a reasonable time

[proper gyro]

lmao

[rich crow]

I slept at 11 yesterday

I woke up at 6

I am still yawning

[coral badger]

I have irl friend called srdjan ahaha xd you from Balkan

[unreal sluice]

Why not anywhere else?

[rich crow]

Probably where he lives

[unreal sluice]

True

[rich crow]

So he thinks that it’s best if he finds people in his region for similar ping

[shell herald]

Who know how to get promo code on so2

[coral badger]

I am only looking for Balkans

[rich crow]

But he’s gotta be more specific if he wants the best ping possible

Like his city

Bruh

[unreal sluice]

Maybe his house number and street

[rich crow]

I hate you auto moderator bot

[unreal sluice]

Along with his login details and bank information

[shell herald]

Who knows how to get promo code

[rich crow]

Social security number

The usual

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[rich crow]

Get insider access

[coral badger]

Anyone from Balkan wanna play

[rich crow]

Anyone compe?

[unreal sluice]

Ask me in my dms

[coral badger]

Idk you from Balkan

[rich crow]

Nah

I'm from romania

[coral badger]

Then good luck finding people

[shell herald]

Im from Balkan

[rich crow]

A ton of Romanian people play so2

[coral badger]

Bruh Romania is Balkan

[rich crow]

Wdym

[shell herald]

Rossie come DM

[unreal sluice]

@coral badger would u play with someone from England ?

[coral badger]

It is Balkan its close to Serbia Croatia and Bosnia

[rich crow]

Pai atjnci luati la muie de preoti

[unreal sluice]

I pranked you💀

[shell herald]

@unreal sluice ok

[unreal sluice]

English only

[rich crow]

Ok muie

[shell herald]

Who know how to get promo code

[rich crow]

I told this guy

[shell herald]

Anyone her from Albania

[rich crow]

Insider access

[shell herald]

@rich crow idk where bro i only join now

[hexed igloo]

mr white looking immaculate

[rich crow]

You gotta get connections

[coral badger]

Oh hell nah you and me are enemies in irl

[unreal sluice]

He actually dmed me I pranked him so hard💀

[rich crow]

What did you do

Did you do the classic 14M1DUM8A55

Code

[shell herald]

Bro i dont have promo code in so2

I dont want codes

But how to unlock promo code

[unreal sluice]

I told him to dm me for promo code and he did💀

[coral badger]

Anyone here from Serbia

[unreal sluice]

U don’t need to be

[coral badger]

I know but his country is terrorists in irl

[shell herald]

@rich crow do u know how to unlock promo code

[coral badger]

They killed my people

Not all Albanians are bad i had Albanian friends

[atomic ridge]

Guys anyone selling an account

[coral badger]

But some are

[unreal sluice]

They not wtf

No “country” is terrorists

Only people in it

[coral badger]

XD you okay

[unreal sluice]

?

[coral badger]

They're army are terrorists but not people

As i said i had Albanian friends

[rich crow]

Is that all that happens

Does he just dm you

[unreal sluice]

Yes

I thought it was pretty funny

[rich crow]

You shoulda taken it further

Actually mess with him and waste his time

[rich crow]

I do but you don’t listen so

[shell herald]

@rich crow can u message me on dm

[rich crow]

Nah

I only dm cool people

[shell herald]

Ohh ok

Can u told me how to unlock

[primal rain]

@e

me

[shell herald]

I never know how to unlock

[rich crow]

I told you

Just get insider access

Get connections to mods

Connections to community figures

Free promo code for 20g

[burnt drum]

Can somon give me a ugly knife ?

Pls

[rich crow]

I have never dmed you

[shell herald]

Where can i connection to community figures

[rich crow]

(reaL)

[primal rain]

you did

[rich crow]

Gotta figure it out yourself

[rich crow]

Uh nuh uh

[paper tangle]

@mint ridge real.

[hexed igloo]

robter

tomorrow is my last day

[fathom nova]

does anyone know how to get better fps on pc?

[shell herald]

Me

[fathom nova]

can you join my vc?

[shell herald]

Only change PC get better PC

[unreal sluice]

Lmao

[fathom nova]

bruh

its not my pc

its the launcher

[turbid cipher]

Hi

[rich crow]

What knives are the best combo with dragon scale gloves

[mellow rover]

Does the ffa affect KD?

[rich crow]

You can’t

All emulators are bad with so2

[rich crow]

Yes they effect common statistics

It caps at like 60-75 Fps

[fathom nova]

yea and im getting even less then that

[rich crow]

Can't you change settings in the launcher to optimise it better?

[radiant tide]

ulan bess

[rich crow]

For pvz2 and clash of clans I can run it at like 200 something but I’ve seen a ton of threads and people saying that so2 emulator sucks with Fps

[fathom nova]

im getting like 20 when i move aroun

[rich crow]

That’s one of the reasons why I refuse to use emulators

[fathom nova]

yea im deleting it

[rich crow]

Idk I haven’t tried this and I’m not interested in using an emulator for shooting games

[mild geyser]

Rkicskjipjjiwdv

[mellow rover]

Damn , i cant even play the game no mo then ☠️

[agile totem]

where is anticheat

[rich crow]

That's fair enough

I only use emulators for clash of clans and pvz2 mods

[rich crow]

What is your kd,mine is 2.10 I think

[agile totem]

Eh my kd is 19

[rich crow]

He meant 0.19 misclick

[rich crow]

Noice 👍

[agile totem]

no

[agile totem]

thx

[long karma]

My comp kd is 0.33

[rich crow]

Pro

I think they should make a pc port of standoff if the dev team gets bigger

Insane

[long karma]

I never finished any comp i always get kicked in the middle

[mellow rover]

5.75

[fair palm]

New Update to much Hackers now

[rich crow]

I found the best way to avoid being kicked in comp

[mellow rover]

[rich crow]

How?

[agile totem]

now they start banning emulator players

[rich crow]

Don’t be bottom frag

Just get more than like 3 kills in the first 5 rounds you’ll be fine for the most part

[rich crow]

Many times I'll top frag and get kicked for no reason

[mellow rover]

How much kills tho? If it's only 19 then cuh ☠️

[long karma]

I was middle frag i just missed my shots to kill 1 guy and they kicked me

[rich crow]

Idk your problem then it doesn’t happen to me unless I’m bottom

[agile totem]

infinity

[rich crow]

Fair enough

[agile totem]

idk

[rich crow]

I do know that people tend to kick you if you like

Do absurdly bad

Like empty a clip and miss all 30 shots

But if you ask me

It takes a lot of skill to perfectly miss 30 consecutive rapid fire shots

[long karma]

I just installed the game 6 days ago what do u expect me to be

[rich crow]

Not a lot of people can pull that off

[rich crow]

I'm so good that I'm so bad

[pulsar turret]

Too many hackers today 😦

[rich crow]

Basically

I only encountered 1 hacker in my time of playing, idk why alot of people get hackers

I played against 2 total

[agile totem]

cuz some developers made a free hack

[pulsar turret]

I got 6 in a row

[agile totem]

and everyone is playing with it

[rich crow]

Out of like 200 comp/Allies game

That’s about a 1% rate

[rich crow]

Doesn't it require root access?

[hexed igloo]

nope

[agile totem]

nah, its just bypass

[rich crow]

Honestly that’s pretty solid if you ask me compared to some other big named games (csgo tf2)

[rich crow]

Fair enough

[hexed igloo]

i love big naked games

[agile totem]

axlebolt made a device ban, but its not working

[rich crow]

Dude

I keep making so many spelling errors

[hexed igloo]

lmao

[rich crow]

One spelling error and my entire argument falls apart

Like it’s a structure from a Lego game

3 kicks and it explodes into studs

[hexed igloo]

math summarised

[rich crow]

Dude real

I can have a 8 step calc problem and mess up on step 2

[atomic ridge]

Waking up Gucci's on my pj's, you know what's up finna be a good day,radio got tydus on replay,walking in the hall with my brand new j's

[rich crow]

It’s not even I don’t understand it’s just I mess up adding or multiplying

[hexed igloo]

its always the root square for me

[winged jetty]

Hello

[agile totem]

hi

[winged jetty]

Haven’t looked here for long time

[agile totem]

• me too

[winged jetty]

Yay, im not alone

With that

[unreal sluice]

Average argument on social media

[rich crow]

I could have the most impeccable and flawless argument

But the moment I use the wrong form of they’re, their, or there, it’s all over

[unreal sluice]

Until they correct you with a mistake in their spelling too

[hexed igloo]

sometimes in my head i was thinking of the word When but typed Went

[rich crow]

There’s another way too

They could just go

“Nuh uh”

And then 9/10 times you’re left with no response

Everyone

Who wouldn’t want gold

This guy is thinking 2 steps behind

[mellow rover]

Gimme

Hope I don't have to give my acc logs to get the gold ☠️

[agile totem]

me xd

[unreal sluice]

Magnus Carlson

[mellow rover]

30€ is enough to buy 2 good knife what is he on ☠️

[rich crow]

Nah he’s Carlos Magnuson

[unreal sluice]

True

[mellow rover]

I aint dm no one

[unreal sluice]

That special zaza

[mellow rover]

Grass flavor one ☠️

[rich crow]

Bong water flavor

[mellow rover]

@rich crow I aint joining no server cuh

[unreal sluice]

Vegan zaza💀

[wheat raft]

💀

[rich crow]

Just give him the gold

No need for servers

Just give it to him

[wheat raft]

Zaza wuth flavor zaza

[rich crow]

[mellow rover]

Ur the one getting paid I aint one of thoses kids u invite

[mellow rover]

Ikr

That ain't free if u have to do sum to get it

[unreal sluice]

@rich crow I want gold for free!!

[mellow rover]

Bro hiding the fees

Who is he?

[unreal sluice]

Lol

[rich crow]

What are the best knives that go with the dragon scale gloves

[unreal sluice]

Knife give “Rosie all your gold” goes best I think

[quick scaffold]

He's basically calling u lame u letting that slide?

[calm light]

What does the surprise consist of that’s been said in #📣│announcements, I’m ingame rn and can’t see anything new

[rich crow]

Ok... wait a minute 👀 you sneaky

[unreal sluice]

Sneaky sneaky

[shell herald]

@quick scaffold come dm

[quick scaffold]

Ok

[unreal sluice]

He’s gonna ask for promo code

[orchid needle]

I have one

I bought a standoff 2 gift card from my buddy eric

[quick scaffold]

Dm me

One

[orchid needle]

OK

Feeling generous today🤷

[unreal sluice]

Meeee

[quick scaffold]

Me

[unreal sluice]

Not u ur banned

[quick scaffold]

Damn

[shell herald]

How to message with dev

Can u tell me

[unreal sluice]

Why @shell herald

[shell herald]

I wanna message them

[orchid needle]

If u give me ur account I will give u promo for gold karambit

@shell herald

[unreal sluice]

For what?

[shell herald]

To tell me how unlock promo code

[unreal sluice]

They won’t lol

[orchid needle]

To unlock you must subscribe to my youtube

[unreal sluice]

They will just block u

[orchid needle]

Then give me ur SSN and driver's license

[orchid needle]

Fat liar

☝️

[shell herald]

Why

Can u tell me who is dev or no

[orchid needle]

Don't listen to him☝️

Here's karambit gold code

3MQ3GAWW81

Give account

[shell herald]

Rashad

[orchid needle]

This is against rules somewhere

Ban him pls

[shell herald]

I need first to unlock promo code

I dont need codes

[quick scaffold]

Anyone here a dev

Rion wants a promo code

[orchid needle]

Tell him

[primal rain]

what did he did

[orchid needle]

Stop messing with people

[quick scaffold]

Tell who what

[orchid needle]

Rion

[shell herald]

Plzzz tell me who is dev

Anyone here dev

[primal rain]

not me

[quick scaffold]

"What did he did "

What did he do*

[primal rain]

thanks grammar man

saved my life

[orchid needle]

Your so welcome

[rich crow]

bro tryna scam ppl

[orchid needle]

No you don't just get a code

You have to earn it or a give away

[quick scaffold]

Yes bro I don't want nobody clowning u

[rich crow]

somehow

[shell herald]

Anyone dev here

[rich crow]

Hmm?

[orchid needle]

Your giving away gold to join your useless discord server

[rich crow]

its a game creator

[orchid needle]

Or whatever ur doing

It's against rules

[quick scaffold]

A world global player

1v1

[shell herald]

Who is he

What is his name

[rich crow]

?

[quick scaffold]

1v1

[orchid needle]

"want gold? Priv dm me"

[rich crow]

If u want i dont play since 1 week

36748302

[orchid needle]

Where did I scam

Are you bi lingual?

It's simple english

[rich crow]

If I was to give 1k gold for someone to drink toilet water, do you think people would do it?

[unreal sluice]

No

[orchid needle]

3000 and I eat the dookie too

[rich crow]

@quick scaffold

[quick scaffold]

Adding

[rich crow]

K

@quick scaffold

Wait i do the update

[quick scaffold]

I added u

Ye u gotta update to see the request

[rich crow]

Yes w8 i tell u when i finished

[tame rivet]

hey folks

damit

[quick scaffold]

Bet that

[tame rivet]

oookayy...

can i ask why?

@rich crow

we can talk here💀

but ok

[rich crow]

@quick scaffold done

Why everyone want to 1vs1 me

[primal rain]

role

wait?

b-boga?

[rich crow]

I dont touch the game since 1 week im bad asf

[primal rain]

is that you??

[rich crow]

No

My true name is Spanks

[primal rain]

ah

sorry

[rich crow]

Np

[rich crow]

Shiny role

I guess

[primal rain]

shinny ahh (loaf)

[rich crow]

Hmm

36748302

Come 1vs1 so

Loaf is not shiny

Ok w8

[shell herald]

@rich crow do u know who is dev

[rich crow]

NO MAN

NO CLUE

[shell herald]

Do u have unlock the promo code

[rich crow]

Wait hold on

Unlock

What device do you play on

This is very crucial

[shell herald]

Iphone 11

[rich crow]

Uhh

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

ios devices don't have access to promo codes

Only androids do

[shell herald]

Realy

[rich crow]

Sorry bud you can't get promo codes at all

Yeah it was implemented a few months ago

[quick scaffold]

U done yet?

[tame rivet]

im gonna track down the first guy

and nobody is stopping me

[shell herald]

@rich crow can u come for only 1 minute dm

[rich crow]

@rich crow gg wp

Im bad lmaoo

I had to train i lost lvl

[mint ridge]

they do.

[rich crow]

Thx

[rich crow]

Nah

[rich crow]

[mint ridge]

one must activate the code via store.standoff2.com.

[shell herald]

Ok

[rich crow]

VVASS

oh

[rich crow]

Technically everyone as

Bruh I didn’t even know iOS actually had a promo code option

Huawei have too

I got a pass with that on my phone

[quick scaffold]

Yo moon

[rich crow]

I have an android phone I don’t have an IOS device with so2 on it

[quick scaffold]

U finna join?

[tame rivet]

u have to buy promo codes😭

[rich crow]

Ye

Spend 50 dollars for 200 gold real value

[mint ridge]

no.

[tame rivet]

oh

is the . so important.

[shell herald]

Who have unlocked promo code

[mint ridge]

yes.

[tame rivet]

me

[shell herald]

Can u come dm

[tame rivet]

me?

[rich crow]

Promo code are not available at every moment

[shell herald]

Moon come dm for a sec

[rich crow]

Only useless promo code are available everytime

[tame rivet]

what they do

[rich crow]

Like a promo code for have a bad skin on a fnfal

[mint ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-mike-o-hearn-gif-13257779959215558930

[primal rain]

adren did u saw that 10/10 clan?

[mint ridge]

did.

[primal rain]

LOL

[mint ridge]

I created it.

[primal rain]

waiy