#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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Ok send me his id i need to check stuff
Bro there are so many people ik who can beat him including me
And yet
KD means nothing
Still brags when beating someone
Even a Noob can get 4 kills no death and leave the game repeatedly for a high KD
If it wasnt for my ping id defently chalenge him just to get rfc his revenge
God its just kills in a game fricking lunatic
I beat him.
what the hell is going on
A player is being an A.H
What is you.r rank
Ok good
Im not playing these past few days my wifi is slow af
And since i end up carrying campers and cluless players without headphones i dont wanna take a risk
momen
The funniest part is when u carry people and then they vote u cuz they're jealous
It happened to me a lot.
Itโs not enough to go around trying to get people to not play with someone cuz u see them as โso badโ xd
We let em lose by themselves
Does anyone have a lot of skins?
My inventory is worth around 50-100 g as a f2p

I mean i dont wanna spend money on it wanna get everything by playing. Unless of course if i wanna get a knife and gloves
Knives and gloves have to be pushed
Earning stuff in games is way more satisfying than buying trust me
I believe you
Im waiting for the next season cant wait for the battlepass
Are there any promocodes avalible?
Nope
Ok
I don't think those in Youtube are lying
Everyday is the same day
people asking for Promocodes
and begs or asks for gold

they just curious
I mean they're not wrong promocodes are like American fathers they barely show up
Damn, everyday?
Everyday
same thing
over and over
and some of them get banned for extreme begging too
i want to go good night
Take care bud
Okay goodnight
promocodes basically dont exist in this game

Have a good night
bruh and who moderates the clan chat
no one
To get promocodes u either need to be flash or be close to axlebolt's ceo xD
Average day in the so2 server
So i aint gonna get nothing
Yup 
Damn it
Unless ur fast as hell and check their socials daily
stand off banning is so bad
like they know its a cheater
but they dont ban
tf
results cancelled bc cheater and then they dont ban cheater
epic ahh game
anyone down for allies
There's no security system in their matchmaking system
But at least we have match id's
Depends but yh u see alot of em there
no mattch replay
Lmao they should just wait 6 days
LmaoV
they got triggered by zhxrm making fun of their religion
so he got triggered and said something that the bot would ban you for
Oh
Ye ik
literally no harm
and he got mad for it
honestly
the dude deserves it
like what

Saying no no things give you a timeout
play allies calls private
Do you guys have any tips for trading skins?
dont get scammed
don't get scammed
Donโt get scammed
The dudes name is CLOWN and he won't get over the joke at all 
he wants revenge
he's like a child at this point

I'm Brazilian, I don't understand anything you say
I'm Brazilian, I don't understand anything you say
What sort of revenge Wtffff
I'm good, thanks for the invite.
Holla
What mean this? Sorry I donโt understand
it means that its a thing of the past and its not worth my time
Ye I guess
morning
zaner
its honestly dumb
like
calling some one a nerd emoji dumb
Resi
Ok tnks
you just need to get it like 5 times
Not here
delete that
that goes to #๐กโclans
๐
after 1 week being timeout I got back
welcome back to the chat
Yes I really needed it
it'll be dead for the next 2 hours
this is correct and misleading at the same time
Hi
Mega would be proud if it was mis information
Hi
axle nice game
I win the tournament 9-0, suddenly everyone dies, no one can respawn and we've been waiting like this for 15 minutes
@silk kraken
cheater in your match, maybe
send
did you try to leave and rejoin?
yes
I even tried resetting the game and nothing
help bro pls
If I lose it, I'll get -100
i think his server died
I've got this bug before, but in defuse
i waited for 20 minutes lol
nobody wants to go out
probably just need to wait until the game ends :/ you can play other casual game modes at the moment
progress from the match is unlikely to be lost (the MMR you gained in the 9 rounds that you've played will still count)
wow
axleman what do you have for breakfast
coffee and biscuits
You mean '''''''
quite the full english breakfast
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he's truly an english man
You mean letter breakfast
you mean lexicon soup
consumable has been eated
bye
Cya
bye zaner
hi
welcome back zaner
Hi
it is 6 in the morning
Bye aza
bye iKo
a cold water is such a good drink in the morning
Bye chow chow
Hi zaner
hi
Hi aza
Hi
Hi iKo
Hi Mommy Elysia~
Hi Iko
coldest water
Fr
carbonated

You mean cold winter special
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special
I thiink

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how do you spell baverage
beaverage
Beaverage
beverage
You don't want to see him beaverage
i think
beverage
beaver
i love oxford english dictionary
bevere
bevere
bevere
Beaver
i sure love english
I love faroese
would you name your son lance
english very hard
Maybe lace
Oh yes
eating a burger with no honey mustard
are you really eating salad or 15 pounds of mayonnaise
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Both is good
(not)
(not real)
salad
I think 15 pounds of mayonnaise will make me puke
And not kilograms as well
everytime i saw someone eating salad, it's like that latte coffee where they ask for more milk than the coffee itself
What the heeelll
busted
What the heeeell
if you nutted in the mayo jar would anyone notice
awe hell naw
sorry its 6 in the morning
Morning activities
i need my full Indonesian breakfast
such a daily routine he has
๐ค
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what's your full America breakfast
the guts
the uh
is it a sandwich at a good day
Yo
gluteus maximus
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hi aFatSxM
is what I mean
hi aFatSxM
glutenful
glutenful
No you just mix it into the jar of Mayo
๐คจ
Bro u always on this server wtf
Bro has experience
you seem like a person who would eat it
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No I feed to unsuspecting homeless people for tik tok clout
bro my stomach is dying
Never visit his home to eat mayonnaise
Bruhhhhhh
๐ค
did you ask what he was listening to
Nah they were probably listing to the voices in their head
i love listening to the voices in my head
Nice economic downfall
I'll feed you the 1.5kgs of Mayo I have in my fridge
does it come with an anime figurine
I love mayonnaise so much
I'll smother it all over your body and turn you into a human kebab
I once joined an Arms Race match and found a player with 25+ kills, but still in level 0 (no weapon upgrades) and its all because of knife users
Sometimes knife users in Arms Race is hella scary than beating a clan of pros
Bro ruined the chat๐
Mayo with sweet chilli goes hard low key
Try the army next
And who the fvck are you
Uhmmm
He is the main character
Ur daddy
He is the best character
2050: he's a billionaire
which part of the human body is edible
What's your favorite pig
guinea
Genitals
All of it except the brain because eating the brain can cause pylons disease
got it
Yes
charcoaled
What if you eat your own tongue
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i don't know what to do with the 57 heads
Thats the best part
It adds the flavour
Well the fatty parts of human flesh tend to taste closer to pork and the leaner parts are closer to beef
ew
So true
Mine tasted kinda bland

you gotta simmer it
Ok you know what?
We need to make some 4skin soup
How do you eat your OWN tongue and TASTE it?
let it sit in pure mercury over night, it will taste like death
.....and poison.. of mercury
But it adds the flavour atleast!
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Eat food breathe air
Leave it in a container of a hydrogen peroxide solution and breathe in the fumes
Kthxbye
Eat sleep die (Cannot) repeat
quite the recipe
Anyone trying to ask ChatGPT on how to make human flesh soup?
wake
existential crisis
sleep
I don't think get will like that
i once asked that
the IRS has my information
Hows the result
and now im in high demand
Well fvck them
They don't know your address
Just use vpn bruh
I mean its privacy invading DUHH๐๐
Zani?
Hello?
One time I actually cut off the side of my thumb, so I ended up eating it
You there?
Zani died
Damn
the irs doesn't taste that good
Fvcking IRS
Oh nvm

Wdym
Zani ate the entire fvcking IRS
i can prove you that irs tastes really great

Dead chat
@paper tangle whats dinner
dominos pizza
filled crust?
Md pizza
papa john's is
yโall know what server for rank people would mostly play in
filled crust
mmfgj;
What ever what you said I agree
I believe itโs Asian servers
Can somebody explain me, how that ranking system works? Because im way to good for Silver I , But way to bad for Silver II.....
It doesnt
Where are the Europe servers ?
@silk kraken really thanks for help my friend
Hong Kong and India servers are the best in my opinion
I sent you a link that explains the ranking system
they're just renamed bruh
Hello
supp
Hm
Who want to Play?
designing a logo for a cornhole team there
moment
hello
1v1 anyone
Hi y'all
Not me
hm people
Ok
hi mommy
I didn't ask you.
Hi viberr
no
He didn't
Do you have any new promo codes?
there have never been free promocodes
Not that I know of
promocodes are meant to be free though
Polls
promo_happy_new_2023
Thats doesnt work now ig
the promocode incident
clearly it was an accident
Clearly
surely the code HJ776QZX doesnt work
I dont have promo code in game tf
theres not even a system that bans cheaters in this terrible game
more cheaters than actual csgo lmao
Theres is
there rlly isnt
stand off 2 team even play on pc which is cheating btw
They still playin
U gotta report them
mobile game is more accessible than pc
I report them
Manually
doesnt work
Via standoff 2 support
But nothing happened
Making a chat request
omd
why tf is there a report button in game then
I lose 3 ranks
dumb game
Bcs cheaters
Who knows
Can we report people here ? Theres a funny kid calling me cute doggy the dude claims he could beat me but he's silver 1
They literally know that people are cheating the mods are just too lazy to ban
bruh
Maybe just block him?
Nah i dont need to his funny enough for me to keep him
But he keeps being toxics to players here
Yea i love to be toxic sometimes
cute doggy
the only reason i aint elite rn is bc of cheaters
Kids are on fire when you told them they dont have mom or smthng like that
Let's calm down atm, what do you need?
Account
im not rlly
tell me your problem
I get rank down every other day
i just like complaining
yeah bro, they keep sending cheaters in my lobby cause they know im too good to be legend
I get in gold 2 next 10 games all cheaters
ok but keep it down for a bit
And agin and agin and agin
so you don't get a ban in here
Bro im toxic my self and say everything maddening to tryhards but i hate seeing people wining in 1v1 and act like gods
No one does nothing
lmao
Wait
Ill make him delete the game tomorow i sent my id
normal
Even when the guy is on my team
My team dont want to kick him but they kick me
Bcs i said he cheats
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Does they kill u instantly for respawn?
Hold up imma send the dms of that kid is just too funny to keep for my self xD
they normally just esp tbh
Or they just exactly peek ur position?
No they just aimโin tru walls and always hit head
Like soft aim
peek positions everytime ofc
Every guy that cheats
Have same hacks
Like guy before him
They all using same cheat
And they all have skin changer
FR
They jumping and no scoping with awmโฆ
Btw @fresh patrol are u close to @daring sequoia
And always in head ofc
Welp
soft cheats are more common now
esp always
I watched guys in my team
With that cheat
In thta case i recommend u record the Match of the cheater and report through the standoff 2 support website
They just aim tru wall
Kinda?? Why tho
For what is then report button
i feel like this game just ignores its flaws
Idk im from ur succubus team and there are still few people i dont know yet
quite the name
Oh yh i saw that one havent met him yet
Whatch #๐ธโphotos
his old username was palacsinta
These are my last 5 metches
Are those cheaters
my clan wars is just carrying kesko
We need a rule in each country which allows us to kill cheaters
what does that mean
But yea
Mods dont care
But i will instal that cheat just for skin changer
If i can
Ngl theres only 1 suspicious match, others just seems normal matches
Btw i sent that kid's dm on #๐ธโphotos he made my day how mad he got xD
just the skin changer can still get you banned btw
Yea for guys who have 3h in game and 98% headshot
Basically he got mad because i asked him what rank he is. When he was insulting a player here
Just normal matches
I mean
They can die with that cheat
Bcs they can only focus on one guy
At time
And we can kill them
chefk so2 screenshots
But if they see us first
first game i got accused lmao
Were done
Theres more that 1 ppl with +10 kills so thats Pretty normal looking at ur team stats against the others
15 kills is normal game tbh
They barely apport something
Nearly 10 per Match is normal
soft btw
wdym
1 kill everyround at least
soft cheats are like radar, wall, silent aim, aimbot those stuff
But skin changer is good ngl
If u forget about the clutch or double kills per round, it could be weird
i mean
Hi
Hi,
You will do nothing even if i screen record
Mines does and I still try to record when i get a cheater
And mods do nothing
I'm not part of the staff
They dont care
elo
the axlebolt team cheat aswell by using pc
i just ignore those match cause it got cancelled most of the time
i cant join a match
cancelled but u dont get rank points back
i do
i dont bruh
elo
your loss
emulator is not prohibited in the code of conduct
kesko is so weird bro
it is bruh
show me then
i got banned for cheating when using pc
on my google account
i never used phone on that acc
That's tough
so that means pc is cheating
i dont know about that, cause many of my friends play on pc
bluestacks?
yeah
emulator is cheating in shooter mobile games cuz u have advantage
Which is easier to play on?
I've only played it on my phone.
if you have good specs yea
but imagine playing stand off 2 on pc against mobile players when csgo exists
like bro
bluestacks delay is cancer if you have mid end spec
people who play stand off 2 on pc instead of csgo are just scared of playing against ppl who dont have disadvantage
I didnt say it isnt
then why did you play on pc
i was faceit lvl 10 2500 elo so i dont get their problem
mm is cancer cuz even with prime theres cheaters
matchmaking is so bad
I hate when cheaters start playing OMG!!!
wheyeyey
i cant get to global without that one LEM with walls
so faceit i go
kesko bro
theyre so weird
Whatโs the fastest way to get coins without spending money
spend 10 gold for 100 coins
Nothing there
rust middle shouldnt exist
I play game for 5 years now
if you hate the game so much why are you still playing it
breeze is okay
And my best skin is ak carbon
valve already said they're not going to make csgo for mobile lol
So2 is basically csgo mobile
at least r6 and val are gonna release
lazy ahh valve devs
why open cases when valve no give new operation yet
doubt val would be out soon
fr
r6 tho
1v1 anyone
its funny tho
ive gotten hackussations in every shooter game ive played
roblox arsenal
csgo
valorant
stand off
roblox da hood
roblox aimlabs
eh
thats it
๐
cop it
Anyone in here french?
new season when
We don't have an exact date for the new season, please be patient and wait until it comes out.
What was last seasons items?
Hot Winter Party
Cool but I meant the items not the nameโฆ
its been a long day today
I had to deal with someone being mad against someone for joking around about their religion
and he couldn't calm down
thatโs a good reason to be mad
kept crying like a child
and then he wants revenge which makes no sense
and some other stuff
you canโt joke about a religion the disrespect is crazy
I just gave up with the guy
you canโt joke about a religion still
he doesn't really make fun of the religion because he is in that religion
and then its just
wth are you on about
I can
ain't my fault for you getting a 6 day timeout

you can never disrespect a religion and even worse if you are in the religion just saying
joking about a religion is disrespectful
wow
I joke about Christianity because most of the time they just change the bible and thats it
like its Wikipedia
I see yo point
I feel like joking about Christianity is ok
Fr
can go either way
cuz its mainly a joke
for the bible
its like reading a novel that changes the first story and then it doesn't make sense
like making jokes out of it is ok
because it doesn't make sense
but other ones like Muslims and Jews
its a big no
for me at least
like for them they already suffered enough
because of what happened years ago
and the other religions idk about them so I just ignore it
except for the Christian Consertitives (idk how to spell it)
they just wanna murder people that isnt white in America for some reason and it's just a bunch of "Americans" wanting their land back even though it wasn't theirs in the first place
anyways
I'm just tired today

if you haven't noticed
I think I'll go to bed in a bit but I'll wait for people that need help
.
yurrr
Yuur
wanna play juice?
Uhh...im watching f&f rn but sure i gues
No
ight
@paper tangle when was this
when was what
also Christianity is just a book series that has no main line series, just spinoffs of the original novel
from different Authors
frfr
frfr
@paper tangle sorry
its ok zaner
Is Christianity still a thing?
apparently so
It feels like is dying
I mean there's about 1.2 billion people who still is in that religion but it feels like they are dying everyday because most of them are old people
there are honestly just better alternatives to Christianity
haha the old pfp back
he has
Man finna send gore fr
Best religion is Pastafarianism
Speaking of there were 2 that I knew my aunt and the other person was my neighbor
They both died relatively close
L


Why wonโt it let me watch an add after the game??
I press watch my screen turns black and takes me to the lobby
Because your not a Pastafarian
You need to worship the flying spaghetti monster
they just got rid of that feature long ago

shh 

๐คซ
Do u even have those medals
why

ididnt ply 2022 cuz suks
Send pic
how
you just do
In here smarty #๐ธโphotos
okey
Bruh another cheater๐ญ
fr?
check t
no
is there a battle pass in this game ?
Yo yo all
Wdym no
You weren't even here my guy
why noy
U said u didn't play in 2022
yes
Some1 alies with me P L S
Sure but I'm pretty bad
I need good players ๐ฅฒ
idunderstand
Someone can boost me for free???
Rip ๐ข
No
Why?
No
Missed or messed?๐คจ
messed
๐ฑ
Sleep.
No
Ok im done

No one is here yet
exactly
they'll be here either way
because im going to be asleep


Good morning uncle Bob
Go to bed๐ฟ
I will in a bit
Or i will call adren
Damm
nah he ain't coming
Hes drifting around the world
roundabout
Man drifting with his white Rx7
i can hear the roundabout song
Ok
AHHH
he screm
Ok
Th hell
I'm batman.
He's jojo
Why u everyday cleaning the floor?







