💬│english-chat

[hexed igloo]

no, look at the 4years

wtf is that

[rocky stirrup]

Absolutely

[modest gorge]

I meat the prices

They are really low

[rocky stirrup]

The awm 2yrs was around 2k and now it a 8k

[hexed igloo]

cause it looks bad anyway

it deserves the spot

[rocky stirrup]

The akr about 1.5k

[rocky stirrup]

I have the m16....4yrs...

:(((

[hexed igloo]

I've been using the usp 2years blue ever since i got it from the event

[hexed igloo]

sad

[modest gorge]

I am using fiend

It looks good so---

[timid fog]

I had the akr 2 years

but selled in like 2019 for 3k Gold

[rocky stirrup]

Full sticker?

[modest gorge]

Rip.

[timid fog]

Yes

the awm looks good

[modest gorge]

I got 5 years gold charm, lucky star

[timid fog]

2 years

[rocky stirrup]

Nice

[timid fog]

but the 4 years p350😍😍

[modest gorge]

🙂

😊

[hexed igloo]

the 2 years awm was supposed to be v3 sport but it didn't

it has v3 written somewhere on it

[timid fog]

yea

[modest gorge]

oof I gtg guys, Hand!

[rocky stirrup]

Oh yeah and assistance collection rised a lot

[hearty canyon]

intercourse

[timid fog]

what time

was the assistance collection?

[rocky stirrup]

The awm sport last year was 500g

Now it s like 2000

[hexed igloo]

Assistance was the first collection lol

[timid fog]

2000 and?

So i got a bronze

Medal

Of the assistance collection

very cool tuen

[hexed igloo]

bronze medal has no skin with it

[timid fog]

then

ik

[rocky stirrup]

Bye

[hexed igloo]

im pretty sure 500 was in 2020 cause i remember buying it for that much

[rocky stirrup]

My friend posted a video a year ago with it

And he bought it with 500

[hexed igloo]

maybe let me see my purchase history

[rocky stirrup]

I ll ask him

[timid fog]

Uha

[rocky stirrup]

To send me a pic

[timid fog]

Uh

[rocky stirrup]

Ss with your inv?@hexed igloo

[timid fog]

Well

[rocky stirrup]

I wanna see it

[hexed igloo]

my inv is not interesting

[rocky stirrup]

I am curious

[timid fog]

same

[hexed igloo]

it's just full of garbage

[timid fog]

still

[rocky stirrup]

Show me

[timid fog]

curious

Showw

[hexed igloo]

there

[rocky stirrup]

)))

Not that

Show your skins @hexed igloo

Flex on me

[hexed igloo]

i don't have good skins trust me

[rocky stirrup]

Just show me

[timid fog]

still

show

[rocky stirrup]

))

[hexed igloo]

ill just show you the top

[timid fog]

what

WHAT

hooot

[restive portal]

He have origin cases

[timid fog]

yea

[restive portal]

🫠

That case costs more then everything i have

[timid fog]

yws

Ik

great inv

[hexed igloo]

origin boxes

yeah i collect them

[rocky stirrup]

"it's just full of garbage"

Give me that garbage)))

[hexed igloo]

well the top of all of those skins are junks

[rocky stirrup]

Give me them)))

[hexed igloo]

didnt bother to sell them so i let it stack till like 800 items

[rocky stirrup]

I do need 1.8k to buy gloves anyway))))))

[hexed igloo]

eh

[rocky stirrup]

Imma go to sleep, bye

gn

[brittle knoll]

Jingle jingle jingle

🏓🐓

[short prism]

When standoff 3

[daring sequoia]

heyyyyy

[short prism]

Hi

[high thistle]

Could anyone please sell me something:

Or does anyone have any codes?

[daring sequoia]

does anyone wanna play defuse?

bro stop asking for codes

[high thistle]

I asked once calm down bri

Bro

[daring sequoia]

literally check their socials every so often to find them

[high thistle]

Who's socials

[daring sequoia]

they give out promo codes on their socials GOOFY

mans actaully got 1 braincell

[high thistle]

Yh

Ofc

[daring sequoia]

axlebolts socials

[high thistle]

Yh love

[high thistle]

Wanna play defuse

[short prism]

Me

[daring sequoia]

ight 172338440

[quick lynx]

Alguém me dar um skin

[daring sequoia]

me over here casually having a 4.25 kd with a 50% headshot percentage

[high thistle]

I added

[quick lynx]

Please please skin

[fresh patrol]

No

[gray wigeon]

I put gold 10 days ago and it never fell

[timid fog]

Yess

Prr

[short prism]

@trail drum @rich crow that was fun.

Thx for the time

[daring sequoia]

man im doing garbage rn

[timid fog]

4 am

No Case in shop

[halcyon cobalt]

Brasileiros ??

[delicate star]

Guys hello everyone I paid off I bought it for 149gold. Yump beast
Sticker boom Halloween 2019

[timid fog]

lucky

[hallow prism]

Klk

[gray wigeon]

salve

[halcyon cobalt]

Salvado

[paper tangle]

[gray wigeon]

qlfkk, anima uma jogatina?

[halcyon cobalt]

Ainda

call?

[gray wigeon]

tô sem z

[halcyon cobalt]

Passa id pv ai

[gray wigeon]

manda o seu ae

[covert wraith]

Ppl are getting high with shoes glue

lolol

[timid fog]

ik

[sacred barn]

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

[sacred barn]

[brittle knoll]

🐐

Moo

[agile swallow]

sorry i didnt see this message

🛌

[paper tangle]

can't wait for him to be kicked

[faint light]

Alguém pra jg ?

[proper gyro]

ngl i thought this was ember

😭

[paper tangle]

momen

[halcyon cobalt]

?

[cobalt ermine]

What if Scorpion is not removed it's just a offer for marketing ¿

[mighty trout]

.

This stuff sucks

[brittle knoll]

🛌🐓

Sleep in heaaaavenlyyy peace

🛏️🐓

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[modest gorge]

My tier decreased in alliance😕

[fleet herald]

Arcade?

Anyone?

[toxic thunder]

Hello chat

[fleet herald]

Hi

Wanna play arcade?

[toxic thunder]

Im so sorry bro but i have to be gone in 5 mins

[fleet herald]

Aight

[rich crow]

Apparently they were ment to be gone within the hour once the cases offer was finished

[devout bobcat]

He's going to afterlife in 5 minutes. 🦅

@paper tangle when nab. 🦛

[paper tangle]

later

@devout bobcat when dd revive

[devout bobcat]

When I turn 20

[high thistle]

Could someone please give me gold

[paper tangle]

[honest wadi]

How much

[paper tangle]

@proper gyro wake up

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

cat fade

[gray patio]

Got pinged...

[honest wadi]

To bad

[tranquil willow]

Hi

[honest wadi]

Hi

[tranquil willow]

How you get bronze with your name?

??

[brittle knoll]

:popodak_worried:

[tranquil willow]

?

[brittle knoll]

🐤

I fought hard for it

[tranquil willow]

I also want rank in my name

[inner yoke]

go get a role then

[tranquil willow]

How to get a role?

[inner yoke]

somewhere in the discord

[brittle knoll]

First channel

That's not a channel

🐇

[tranquil willow]

Ok

[brittle knoll]

Omg not bronze gang

[tranquil willow]

My I'd 55036271

Play later

[brittle knoll]

Wow can I get autograph

[tranquil willow]

@brittle knoll no

[brittle knoll]

🦜

🐆

Poop

[tranquil willow]

[proper gyro]

truly

[brittle knoll]

Wow they added language channels back

[tranquil willow]

Hmmph

[brittle knoll]

Hnng

[tranquil willow]

Mhh

[brittle knoll]

Wow

I can't flex my muscles that hard

[devout bobcat]

Pengus.

[tranquil willow]

How to get a knife??

[proper gyro]

grind

and be smart

with financial decisions

[tranquil willow]

Ok

Are they gonna reomve scorpion??

[frosty steppe]

Update is rolling out today?

[tranquil willow]

@frosty steppe idk

[tranquil willow]

.

[paper tangle]

Pengus

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

Yes apparently they were meant to remove it within and hour of the shop offer finishing

[tranquil willow]

@rich crow okk

[unreal inlet]

Guys it's 12 March today so at midnight the scorp cases will be removed?
If they'll remove the scorp then any ideas for the new collection?

[frosty steppe]

No clue.

I suppose there’s should be new update, if they want to remove the case from shop and drops.

[thorn bobcat]

Hi

[rich crow]

what phone settings do i need to change to fix fps it barely keeps 60

[unreal inlet]

I guess I'm excited? 😕

[frosty steppe]

I also was planning to invest in Scorpion collection, but after thinking, decided that’s bad idea. So I’ll just farm silver for the boxes.

[thorn bobcat]

I have a problem with the game audio, where do I report it?

I need help:/

[unreal inlet]

No bro don't invest in scorp it will be not profiting.
Even if it profits it will take 2-3 years

[proper gyro]

pinned messages

there should be a link for the helpdesk

[thorn bobcat]

I already deleted the game and it doesn't fix it

[unreal inlet]

Keep it inside your head.
Devs really don't care about anything bad happening in game

[proper gyro]

dont buy scorpion boxes

also if you want to invest in scropion dont do it now

[thorn bobcat]

Bro....

[proper gyro]

wait for it to crash when people rush sell

[unreal inlet]

Lmao you got me 💀

[frosty steppe]

But why?

It seems good investment to buy those boxes.

[paper tangle]

its a bad case

[proper gyro]

just wait for the new collection

and buy those boxes

[rich crow]

When does season 5 start?

[frosty steppe]

You believe prices for new skins will be high?

Hmm…. reasonable enough.

[proper gyro]

its not that i believe

it's just for 5years

that's a reoccuring pattern

its almost factual

[cobalt ermine]

I wnat know also when will be the update

[scarlet harbor]

This game mechanics pisses me off so much but the game is so good ouuuuuuu😤😩

[frosty steppe]

Oh, I see.

Thanks, I’ll save for new boxes then.

However, I already bought some scorpion cases before.

[idle scroll]

when is update ?

[hexed igloo]

whenever

[mighty trout]

Just hop off sekiro

Now my hands are bleeding

i need medical attention

[bold vector]

My game keeps stopping in loading your game profile

[raven oyster]

what you really need is molotov

i guess

as @vast escarp would have said

[agile swallow]

[vast escarp]

stole the words right outta my mouth

[vast escarp]

If i am going to be honest with you, in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view, but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective, i would like to say i have nothing to say.

[rich crow]

Bro

[raven oyster]

hey that's my copypasta

[rich crow]

So good grammar

[vast escarp]

that's what it is

it's meant to be copied

get molotoved

[hexed igloo]

if i wants the creams is hundred economy

[raven oyster]

🐔

[vast escarp]

🐔

[bold vector]

Anyone can help me

I cant solve for 3 days

[hexed igloo]

what

[cobalt ermine]

Took me 3 days to understand and defeating the chimpanzi

[mighty trout]

i still died to isshin

i gave up

[agile swallow]

🛌

[mighty trout]

i dont wanna di this stuff no more

[agile swallow]

then dont

🤷‍♂️

[mighty trout]

but a gamer has to complete it

its in the book

[agile swallow]

its a mobile game

[mighty trout]

.

[hexed igloo]

sekiro bro

sekiro

[mighty trout]

bruh i doubt there sekiro in mobile

[hexed igloo]

Sekiro mobile

[primal dove]

when will be scorpion case remove?

[mighty trout]

cause there isnt

[mighty trout]

March 32

[primal dove]

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[inner yoke]

lol

[mighty trout]

bro dont know

[primal dove]

if it 100% sure?

[hexed igloo]

hi im the developer, pay 3000g and i will release the update

[mighty trout]

Yes

is march 32

[primal dove]

ok

tx

[mighty trout]

k

[hexed igloo]

how is your minutes

[mighty trout]

Bro dont know

bro really dont know

“March 32”

[hexed igloo]

March 32nd

[mighty trout]

bro dont know

check your calender

[hexed igloo]

lets see

[mighty trout]

bro really dont know

my bad wrong text

[heady slate]

Sup

[hexed igloo]

omg there is no 32 march

[rich crow]

Unlock ukraine chat?

[heady slate]

Seems u got nice inventory zani

[mighty trout]

duhh

[hexed igloo]

its bad

[mighty trout]

what iventory

gimme #📸│photos

[hexed igloo]

drawer

[heady slate]

I dont have knife

[mighty trout]

drawer

Which

[hexed igloo]

i got 6 white tees
7 black shorts
and 2 beanies

[heady slate]

I got arcane from box yesterday

[mighty trout]

lol

[shadow inlet]

I assure you it will be on march 32 just like the end of hot winter in February 30th

[mighty trout]

my inventory is better

[frosty steppe]

I heard that’s update should’ve been dropped at 29th February, but it didn’t for some reason.

[heady slate]

From "box" not case

[shadow inlet]

Is that possible ?

Did he crack the code to reality

[mighty trout]

#📸│photos

i got better inventory

i am rich

[shadow inlet]

Give us your luck

[hexed igloo]

run for president

[shadow inlet]

Is everyone from our team like to brag for fun xD

[hexed igloo]

or just run

[rich crow]

? Unlock ukraine chat

[mighty trout]

Vote for me

i am the better president

[hexed igloo]

@mighty trout

[mighty trout]

yes

[heady slate]

Is that possible ?

[mighty trout]

just pin my name or mention my name

To vote for me

[hexed igloo]

i love corrupt democratic country ❤️❤️

[mighty trout]

yes

i will change the country

by making small adjustment

[shadow inlet]

Nah i dont want no president that let their dog step on bees

Sorry lousy joke but still worth it

[mighty trout]

aigh

what we sayin

[shadow inlet]

I feel bad now have a vote from me

[mighty trout]

Votr got me

Vote for me

@mighty trout

[heady slate]

It is possible to get rare weapons i also got epic fabm skin from box few mnths ago

It is but its extremely more rare that you think

[shadow inlet]

Where do i sign ms

[hexed igloo]

she put 2 glizzy in my hot dog

this weekend couldn't be better

[mighty trout]

who she

me?

Gdust

HRAE

[shadow inlet]

Yh

Aint u a girl ?

[mighty trout]

hn

how you know

bish

[heady slate]

Wot?

[mighty trout]

wot

[shadow inlet]

Am from your succubus group

[mighty trout]

huh

what

[shadow inlet]

Yh check it

[mighty trout]

when

[heady slate]

Why u call it gulf

[shadow inlet]

4d ago

[mighty trout]

Youra bit older

[shadow inlet]

Too old yh xD

[mighty trout]

Actully

i am older

Cus i got more level

I am level 2

[shadow inlet]

What level

The game's or discord

[mighty trout]

succubus

[shadow inlet]

Lucky bast@rd

[mighty trout]

haha

[rich crow]

How to get the role of your country?

[mighty trout]

you cant

choose russia

[rich crow]

How?

[mighty trout]

🔨sicckle

[arctic swan]

Sup guys

[mighty trout]

soviet union

[paper tangle]

Update your app to the latest update

[rich crow]

How to get the role of your country?

[shadow inlet]

Wait ember is viberr ? XD

I just realized that

[mighty trout]

yes

[paper tangle]

The go to the channel called Channels & Roles

Then choose your Language role

[mighty trout]

But there no ukraine

There only russia

[shadow inlet]

The guide to reality back in business

[paper tangle]

There is

You're just blind

[mighty trout]

might need to update mine

[rich crow]

I don't have that..

[mighty trout]

Aigh imma upsate

[paper tangle]

Then update your app@rich crow

[mighty trout]

update from whatevrr you download

imma update

be back rq

[shadow inlet]

Actually we got turkish, Portuguese, french, german, russian, ukrainian and chinese

[mighty trout]

hoho

[paper tangle]

You forgot Spanish

[mighty trout]

done

[shadow inlet]

God i couldve sworn i typed it

[mighty trout]

You must be lying

#📸│photos

[paper tangle]

Its literally right there

[mighty trout]

hm

where my glasses at

[verbal imp]

Idk

[shadow inlet]

So u just made me go to #📸│photos for nothing

[mighty trout]

yes

thanks for wasting your time

[shadow inlet]

And how do u feel

[verbal imp]

Moyai

[mighty trout]

Good

normal

Insane

[shadow inlet]

[paper tangle]

My honest reaction

[mighty trout]

🧴🧴🧴

Power of lotion

[shadow inlet]

[mighty trout]

no

[shadow inlet]

Yes

[mighty trout]

🔫

[verbal imp]

Can't sleep so Imma just stay here for a bit

[paper tangle]

Anyways I'ma sleep

[mighty trout]

Go to sleep

your mom texted me

[paper tangle]

Have a good day/night

[mighty trout]

go to sleep

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

The timing is unreal nightly

[shadow inlet]

She sprayed me with her slime get me the bonk bat

[verbal imp]

Gn

[mighty trout]

slime

what is a slime

[verbal imp]

Viber
Please

Just shut

[mighty trout]

what

why

[shadow inlet]

We both know what i meant shadap

[mighty trout]

must i shut

shut what

The window

the door

the front door

the party next to me front door

[verbal imp]

Haven't even held a proper convo with u yet and I'm annoyed

[shadow inlet]

One more world and it will get it

[mighty trout]

🦫

[shadow inlet]

You're gonna have a cowless village on the game

[mighty trout]

annoying people are fun

[shadow inlet]

True

[mighty trout]

this is why discord exist

[shadow inlet]

Depends

[mighty trout]

for my kind to exist

[verbal imp]

Then do that else where

[mighty trout]

So how lunch

i wonder what for lunch

Chicken

mchivken

[shadow inlet]

If they like to annoy you or just born to piss the hell out of u

[verbal imp]

Anyways

[mighty trout]

Mcflurry

hm

[mighty trout]

I am fine with dat

[verbal imp]

But it's 2 am

[mighty trout]

i lile talking to other people

who wanna play chess

[shadow inlet]

By that i meant karen-like people

[verbal imp]

Come on now

[mighty trout]

who wanna play chess

[shadow inlet]

We should play sometime but right now ill surely lose xD

[mighty trout]

Nah nah

i suck at it

I lost my queen to a bot

[shadow inlet]

U play on chess.com ?

[mighty trout]

no but i got an actual chess

[shadow inlet]

Ur on phone right ?

[mighty trout]

how da hell you know

[shadow inlet]

I just guessed

Dont worry i aint pulling up your ip xD

Plus i hate hacking

[mighty trout]

ohh

Chess

you mean the green one

[shadow inlet]

Yh

[mighty trout]

oh yeah i def got that

i already downloaded it

[shadow inlet]

Aight lets go then

[mighty trout]

i am on stage

Advanced

sooo

[shadow inlet]

Hold on lemme get u my account

[mighty trout]

let play dis

[shadow inlet]

I onl layed 3 times and lost all of the matches

[mighty trout]

what da username

[shadow inlet]

Only played*

[mighty trout]

dont gimme da email

idk how to do that

[daring sequoia]

wassup guys anyone wanna play defuse?

[mighty trout]

mommy

wanna play chess

[rich crow]

hi

Who want to help me with gold

[mighty trout]

is johnny sin

[daring sequoia]

who wants to play a game thats boring as heck man

[mighty trout]

😦

why

play

please

[shadow inlet]

What on the black and yellow web site's name u doing here johnny

[rich crow]

srry

[shadow inlet]

A fire fighter, astronaut, plumber, officer, doctor is now being a standoff gamer too. Truly inspiring

[neon wasp]

Hi

Is any update coming today?

[tiny galleon]

bruv

[verbal imp]

No.

Reminds me of something

[neon wasp]

Like what?

[rich crow]

Not sure, alot of people thought it would come about an hour after the offer finished

[neon wasp]

Idk cuz some people said they don’t have scorpion anymore but I still have it

[rich crow]

Yeah I got it to still

[bold vector]

I cant solve crash problem bruh

[rich crow]

I bought a case like 5 mins ago

Hello

[rich crow]

Hello

[rich crow]

Did you clear the cache if your on android

[bold vector]

Yes and reinstalled a few times

But still stopping in loading profile

[rich crow]

Maybe try to restart your phone, if that doesn't work then maybe update your phone

[bold vector]

I tried

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

Hmm when was the last time it worked

[bold vector]

4 days ago

[rich crow]

Has any changed since then?

[bold vector]

Maybe no

[cobalt ermine]

Server may be busy it will open after some time

[rich crow]

Hmm I wish I could help I honestly don't know what else you can do

[primal dove]

wait a sec. there is no 32 this month kn march.

do you mean 31?

[mighty trout]

finLly

[primal dove]

or 1?

[mighty trout]

no

you understood

[primal dove]

i was afk

[mighty trout]

the assigment

[primal dove]

yes

i understand

[rich crow]

XD

[mighty trout]

man took awhile

[primal dove]

but i just check the callendary and realised u trolled

[mighty trout]

huhuh

[primal dove]

im not home. thats why

so

when it will be?

today?

tomorow?

[mighty trout]

April 30 at exactly

00:00

[primal dove]

no

[mighty trout]

yeah they takin their sweet time

[primal dove]

ik thats not on april

its this month

now i know u trollin

[mighty trout]

Saturday 31

Jeez bro

[primal dove]

?

[mighty trout]

dont beat the informer

[primal dove]

what saturday?

[mighty trout]

March 31

[primal dove]

yr just a normal member xd

[mighty trout]

Jeez

[primal dove]

saturday is on 1st

XDDDD

[mighty trout]

yeah

[primal dove]

Yeaha

hahaha

[devout bobcat]

🦕

[mighty trout]

🦏

🦕

[small dust]

[rich crow]

[cinder sleet]

[timid fog]

[heady slate]

@rich crow babies are lovable and innocent

But theyr not good

[uneven tree]

İ need 600 gold

[keen robin]

Guys, why my MMR -7?
Is it a bug?
Check the so2 screenshot

[uneven tree]

70 turkish money

[rich crow]

I love to feast on their pure, clean meat

[broken topaz]

When will they add silenced weapon for the t side

[arctic zealot]

I am silver 1 fear me 💀

[rich crow]

They have the mac10

[arctic zealot]

Mac 10 is dog water

[broken topaz]

Mac 10 is the worst gun in the game

[arctic zealot]

Takes too long to reload

[broken topaz]

I prefer pistol over that

Damage sucks

[arctic zealot]

Yes

I could probably use a knife bette than mac10

[broken topaz]

I'll take the g22 instead no thanks

[arctic zealot]

G22>USP

[barren steppe]

When the New update incoming

[arctic zealot]

Never

[broken topaz]

Probably in months

[arctic zealot]

@broken topaz

G22>USP

[broken topaz]

What

[barren steppe]

In the next month

[broken topaz]

I don't really have a side i just use what i have

But no mac10

[arctic zealot]

What about the one that's above UMP and Below P90

[surreal stirrup]

When is the update coming?

[arctic zealot]

Never

[surreal stirrup]

Shut up

[broken topaz]

Im not gonna scroll up

[barren steppe]

Then there will be a battle pass, for sure, for Easter, which is coming

[subtle silo]

Why

[slim moon]

Pubg Mobile His Did

[barren steppe]

I hope it will last longer than 30 days

[subtle silo]

Is dead?

[slim moon]

yea

[primal rain]

it's not

[barren steppe]

As the one in the ninth month lasted 90 days

[subtle silo]

Oh ok yea been dead

[dreamy epoch]

Is standoff ded

[subtle silo]

No not really

Just not a lot of people know about it

[dreamy epoch]

Hm

[subtle silo]

And most the players are bad bc they play with 2 fingers

[dreamy epoch]

Fr

Actually

Like people with 3 or 4 finger punish them xd

[primal rain]

looking for p350 raider stattrack

[dreamy epoch]

Why do you want a pistol stattrrack

[primal rain]

business

[dreamy epoch]

oo

[surreal stirrup]

I play with 2 fingers and I've managed to defeat many russian pros that play 4 fingers or pc💀

[dreamy epoch]

Even I do

Play on 2 finger

[dreamy epoch]

Do you own any knife?

[surreal stirrup]

Not rn but I'll get one soon

[dreamy epoch]

Cool

[rich crow]

when is scorpion removed? @true streameryonr

when is scorpion removed? @everyone

[primal rain]

@everyone moment

[vapid anchor]

When was the update

[broken topaz]

As always at this point

[twilit bramble]

maybe next month

idfk

[vapid anchor]

Ok thank you

[hot hornet]

Next major update would be 6th Anniversary

But

[hexed igloo]

march 23rd 2023

[hot hornet]

#📣│announcements

With the start of Season 5, the case will become unavailable for purchase in the game store. You can only get it on the Market. The offer is valid until 12 March.

They might start rolling out two seasons instead of one per year

[devout bobcat]

[hot hornet]

Like why the hell would they mention Season 5 that early 💀

[devout bobcat]

Nab.

[hot hornet]

Unless they're switching their schedule, still one season per year but now it releases/starts on like March or later but not later than July

[devout bobcat]

You're nab.

[hot hornet]

No

[devout bobcat]

Nabby nabby nab.

[hot hornet]

Barely anything is happening in this game I forgot I last played it like months ago

[devout bobcat]

I forgot this game exists.

[hot hornet]

Ong 😭

[devout bobcat]

🦕

[hot hornet]

Content delivery is slow I wish we have two seasons per year and both are major updates that doesn't add only skins

[devout bobcat]

New season every month.

[shadow inlet]

I have the same problem and lucky for u i have the solution, you have to connect to another wifi/router. This is the only solution

[devout bobcat]

Requirement: Get bought by EA

[hot hornet]

Nah

it wont work

rank progression is too slow

[primal rain]

fr

[hot hornet]

Crappy matchmaking piles you with bad teammates against above average opponents that are sometimes cheaters

[devout bobcat]

Casually playing ghostbusters song in the class. 🦛

[proper gyro]

Objective: Don't get shut downed by EA

[hot hornet]

And when I say sometimes I meant always

[hexed igloo]

standoff 2 x playstation

[shadow cosmos]

When will be the new update

[hexed igloo]

until i update it

im a dev

[shadow inlet]

So2 on ps2

[shadow cosmos]

I searched it on all apps

[devout bobcat]

Slightly Mad Studio. 😔

[hot hornet]

A little scrolling up would help you

[shadow cosmos]

Ok ty

[proper gyro]

Respawn and EA on ApexM:
🔫

[devout bobcat]

EA killed Project Cars franchise.

[hexed igloo]

my comp matches get insta cancelled now

[devout bobcat]

They bought the franchise and then killed it.

[hot hornet]

I don't think they're shutting it down, more like rebooting it with a more fleshed out structure and agenda

[devout bobcat]

Monopoly moment.

[jaunty delta]

Weren't cases getting deleted today?

[shadow cosmos]

Its 12 march the case didn t desapear

[proper gyro]

which?

[hexed igloo]

the offer is

not the case

[hot hornet]

ApexM

[proper gyro]

naw apexm is definitely dead

[shadow cosmos]

Yes but not the case

I have a case bc i want to sell it

[hexed igloo]

warzoneM aint even in the store anymore

[proper gyro]

true

[devout bobcat]

Battle Royale sci-fi game is a joke.

[proper gyro]

gonna miss apexM movement tech

[hot hornet]

Battlefield had the potential but I feel like it's just Call of Duty multiplayer on a smaller BR map with destruction physics

[shadow cosmos]

Ik that the offer desapeard this morning

[proper gyro]

naw

[hexed igloo]

Ultrakill mobile

[shadow inlet]

Anyone for a 1v1 m bored and banned from competetive

[proper gyro]

played bfM

[shadow cosmos]

But the update or something

[proper gyro]

i hated it

[hot hornet]

Ultrasex

RAAAHH

[hexed igloo]

battlefield sucks

[proper gyro]

People suddenly cannot aim and have severe seizures

[shadow cosmos]

Who lnow when will be the new update

[hexed igloo]

ultrakill tracks are bangers

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[hot hornet]

Standoff 2 is getting better but it's too late

Game already fell off

they had 5 years bro

[proper gyro]

ong

[hexed igloo]

like me

they followed playstation on their Instagram

[shadow cosmos]

True

[hot hornet]

At least we're getting CSGO Source 2

[proper gyro]

that you can't play

frf4

[hot hornet]

Yeah

[shadow cosmos]

So in the march will be the update?

[hexed igloo]

insane

[hot hornet]

rip laptop

[shadow cosmos]

When in march

[proper gyro]

you have massive copium

[hot hornet]

Jokes on you I'm on my brother's slightly more powerful PC

[hexed igloo]

this is like cod players has to constantly change games cause its dead

[devout bobcat]

So2 will never get passed version 1.0.0 🦛

[hot hornet]

I can play CSGO 2 when it releases

[proper gyro]

so2 might be like just a underground game

[hexed igloo]

i love cocksucker:grandorder

[proper gyro]

won't ever have mainstream presence

[hot hornet]

much like Minecraft never reaching 2.0

Yeah

[proper gyro]

lmao

[upper parrot]

Hello, someone can buy kukri for 1000 golds if not difficult🙏🙏🙏🙏

[devout bobcat]

🪳

[hot hornet]

Yes indeed Astolfo best boy

[hexed igloo]

ew

[shadow cosmos]

Sooo in 2 days will be the update?

[shadow inlet]

○_○

[hexed igloo]

5 business days

[shadow inlet]

Says ew to that and not what he said xD

[shadow cosmos]

Bruh 5 friking days?

[hot hornet]

They have ads and all but for once I never saw them on Play Store homepage

[hexed igloo]

not yet maybe

[plush mural]

Uh

[devout bobcat]

You clearly misunderstood it, rookie.

[hot hornet]

It's like you really have to dig in and search "csgo mobil" or whatever to see the game

[shadow inlet]

They did not even post a trailer on youtube and even if they do now its gonna take a while after that till we get the update

[hot hornet]

game fell off more when Ivan left

without him the OST became mid

[shadow inlet]

I just got here to lazy to read everything

[hexed igloo]

not me having the menu music off for 4 years

[hot hornet]

nah 😭

[devout bobcat]

No longer reuploading his work.

[shadow inlet]

I dont even know what music we have on this season

[hexed igloo]

exactly

i dont even know what was the season 2 and 3 tracks sound like

[devout bobcat]

Imagine if Axlebolt office working environment is toxic and Ivan didn't want to tell people about it and just leave with made up statement. 🦛

[shadow inlet]

But i do like the 5 years victory music

[devout bobcat]

🦕

[proper gyro]

they appear to me in ads time to time

but tbh that's due to already biased data on me

[hot hornet]

You guys missed on a lot 💀

They were great

[devout bobcat]

Props to people who saw the ads on YouTube.

[hot hornet]

It always gave me the urge to make my physical manifestation headbop repeatedly

[proper gyro]

ivan made good osts

[hexed igloo]

i only get so2 ads when i uninstall so2

[shadow inlet]

We just talking about the menu themes we probably heared the rest

Cuz the menus music sounds like u have seconds left to live

[devout bobcat]

🦅

[hexed igloo]

Merica

[devout bobcat]

My dad couldn't handle YouTube ads and just straight up subscribing to YT premium since August 2021 🦛

Cope issues.

[hexed igloo]

insane

[proper gyro]

like anomaly gave it some exposure back in 2018 or 19 idk

but he had a meh opinion iirc

[shadow inlet]

@devout bobcat is that really your rank on ur name ?

[vague iron]

Yo is it only me who's standoff2 isn't loading in

[shadow inlet]

Apparently no

Many are complaining about this

[vague iron]

Is it updating?

[shadow inlet]

Thats the problem we dont know and probably dont think so :/

[vague iron]

Go look at #📣│announcements they said they gonna remove the case today bc of season 5

I think they are updating the game

[shadow inlet]

Maybe but the gae works just fine for me

Game*

[devout bobcat]

What? 🐔

[proper gyro]

that's pure copium or you blind ahh hell blud

[shadow inlet]

Have you tried switching wifi ? That happend to me on my other router and till this day the game doesnt work on it

[vague iron]

Wdym

[proper gyro]

jit tripping

[vague iron]

I'll try

[shadow inlet]

The rank's icon on your name is it your actual rank

[vague iron]

"with the start of season 5 the case will be removed"

[rich crow]

Hello

[proper gyro]

probably september then

id be surprised if season 5 came early

[green sage]

hi does anyone have cyber faceit invite link?

[proper gyro]

@hot hornet s5 coming ealry or naw?

what you think

[shadow inlet]

Ill buy cases to celebrate. I always wanted to earn everything on standoff (unlike steam) just by playing and working hard but if it comes out illbe buying cases or knives as a thank you to axlebolt xD

[vague iron]

Thanks it worked

[rich crow]

when will be the new update

[vague iron]

Yesterday willl be the update

[shadow inlet]

No problem. But keep in mind that there's a huge chance that the other wifi will never work on it unless you use vpn

[proper gyro]

to confirm season 5 might be still months from now

it's just the offer expired yesterday

[vague iron]

U mean today

[proper gyro]

that doesn't mean it's season straight away...

@vague iron wanna bet 10k gold?

today only has

[vague iron]

I said the case expired today

[dreamy epoch]

What is new when a new season comes?

[shadow inlet]

I can already smell who's wining

Easy money

[green sage]

@everyone does anyone have cyber faceit link???? or is it ded

[proper gyro]

today has only 8hrs left

[vague iron]

Tf is cyber faceit

[shadow inlet]

Wait there's an everyone feature here ?

[dreamy epoch]

Bruh you have 10k gold?

[proper gyro]

it don't exist

[vague iron]

Nah?

It's 9:23 am

[proper gyro]

it don't work. well we can't use it.

[shadow inlet]

Same here

[vague iron]

Where u from

[shadow inlet]

Algeria

[proper gyro]

timezones. where do you use

[proper gyro]

yea

so???

[vague iron]

Im from Morocco

[dreamy epoch]

Omfg damn

[vague iron]

Ik the update isn't now

[shadow inlet]

I knew you were from africa when u said the time xD

[proper gyro]

@shadow inlet some parts of Europe are already the same time as you

[vague iron]

I thought u were from uk when u said the time lol

[proper gyro]

oh yea algeria

nvm

[shadow inlet]

It depends because sometimes they're an hour ahead of us

[proper gyro]

gmt 3+ moment

[devout bobcat]

Another day, another Delta with a broken grammar.

[shadow inlet]

It weird to talk about my country here

[vague iron]

Moroccan and Algerian in the same chat not fighting (0.001 chance )

[storm stream]

Hi all

[vague iron]

Lol

[proper gyro]

sleeping sounds real good rn

[dreamy epoch]

You a bot?

[proper gyro]

but I've got work to finish

[dreamy epoch]

Mee

[storm stream]

No)

[vague iron]

Go sleep

[dreamy epoch]

Lol okay

[proper gyro]

no

work > nap

[vague iron]

Bro got opps to deal with

[devout bobcat]

I'm waiting for some random turks and greeks children to start a fight here.

[dreamy epoch]

Lmao

[shadow inlet]

Although our people love drama and fight each other alot but i truly dont give a damn about anyone in life too lazy to be racist

[proper gyro]

they be arguing which dead empire is the best

[vague iron]

Yeah Morocco and Algeria should be brother one ummah

[devout bobcat]

🦛

Tf is ummah?

[shadow inlet]

True i dont get why our people are shi-t about it

[vague iron]

Just bc of france tho

[vague iron]

Muslims

[idle scroll]

when is the update

[vague iron]

2098/5/27

[shadow inlet]

No matter what they do we're still a big issues to their country with our poeple's population there xD

[devout bobcat]

🐦

[vague iron]

Yeah

[shadow inlet]

There's more Moroccans. South africans and algerians there more than french people

[devout bobcat]

Yk me @proper gyro. 🦅

[shadow inlet]

How about pakistan and india

[vague iron]

How about Russians and Ukrainian

[devout bobcat]

We don't talk about that here. 🦘

[shadow inlet]

Trust me if a guy from pakistan talks to an indian here it will be so messed up and funny that their ban would make you laugh way more than u can expect

[vague iron]

Turkey>Greece

[devout bobcat]

Although I'm known for my reckless pride, I still have my limit.

[storm stream]

I am Russian

[vague iron]

Bleyt

[shadow inlet]

Serbians>albanians

[vague iron]

Why

[shadow inlet]

They hate each other

[storm stream]

Ahah

[proper gyro]

mfw so2 still exist nearing the end of the 21st century

[devout bobcat]

It's true I'm Putin supporter. 🦘

[shadow inlet]

Agreed

[vague iron]

I like both Ukraine and Russia

[shadow inlet]

Approved

Certified

[vague iron]

But Russia more

[proper gyro]

lemme just observe

[vague iron]

Putin>europe

[proper gyro]

but first lemme get my charger

[shadow inlet]

Putin's a chad and i wouldve loved it if soviet union won the cold war

[devout bobcat]

I'm too scared to put my blanket in the washing machine in my hostel. 🦛

[storm stream]

disagree

[devout bobcat]

Afraid some buttholes might steal it. 🦘

[vague iron]

Nah

[shadow inlet]

Not all of em obviously

[vague iron]

He only wants ukraine

And not all of it land

He wasn't

It's just rumors

From TikTok

He only wants a part of Ukraine

On tv????

He said it on tv?

[shadow inlet]

Not playing standoff 2 with headphones remains the same by hearing bombs near ya xD

[devout bobcat]

Malaysian college is literally Romania Simulator @proper gyro. 🐔

[vague iron]

Ur in Romania ?

Russia don't got a bad relation with Romania

[shadow inlet]

Tourner dans le vide vide

[storm stream]

it's a pity that tik tok was closed in russia(

[vague iron]

And even if he invades Romania y'all have Andrew tate

[devout bobcat]

It's a good thing. 🦅

[vague iron]

And y'all can steal all russian money so they can't buy weopons

[proper gyro]

what, thats like the greatest thing.

[devout bobcat]

I'm anti TikTokers. 🦅

[vague iron]

Just use vpn

[shadow inlet]

The funniest thing was when they renamed starbucks starducks xDDDDD

With ducks logo