general-chat

[vagrant kettle]

Based France????

[trail cypress]

Chat gpt doesn't even talk to me anymore it's like broken

[waxen rose]

Another tweet going in my quote book

[fierce zephyr]

Idk what they did to it but I be asking it a question and it just gives me an answer abt another topic

[waxen rose]

The ai got tired of answering stupid questions ig /lh

[signal wedge]

I hate chat gpt. Gemini is just superior

[waxen rose]

Gemini wants me to eat 3 rocks daily

[signal wedge]

Look I know I might be melting some rivers using it. But it’s a very useful tool

[floral pollen]

There's also the genius inventions called braincells and having a search engine

[waxen rose]

Then you get stupid ai summaries that pull from reddit💔

[signal wedge]

Yes but I need concepts and ideas not a search

[floral pollen]

Ngl
Most Reddit threads that Google pulls up aren't that bad
I've had a lot of helpful ones

[signal wedge]

Reddit is useful if you search on you own. Some 8 year old answer can be useful

[waxen rose]

Trying to find a skull in keyes and Reddit summary tells me to just ‘find it’ okay where💔

[signal wedge]

Did it stutter

[waxen rose]

I know I needed to ‘find it’ but I needed a textualized answer

[steady jolt]

I've been enjoying copilot for a few different tasks:

• can use it to search stackoverflow for code help, without actually having to search stackoverflow
• can use it to generate code/function comments without needing to install JSDoc
• Got it to pull all the commit logs from my branch, way neater than I can do via command line

[trail cypress]

I think odst was absolute cimina

[steady jolt]

Never get it to write code though, that's just a straight up nope

[trail cypress]

My service just like kis

[waxen rose]

Copilot is so fun to delete
I say haven spent 4 hours trying
I mean it's good for certain folks but just has no use for me and thats okay

[signal wedge]

I’m used to Windows 11 now. Makes me wonder why I held it off for years

RIP windows 10

[waxen rose]

You can still have windows 10 if your laptop looks enough like a Nasa 1963 calculator computer

[signal wedge]

More powerful than my current computer. It had to generate fake moon landing footages!

[trail cypress]

Wth why my comment disappeared

I didn't even say nun bro😔

[signal wedge]

Please go to school

[waxen rose]

“Clearly its fake because the flag is not fluttering in the moon wind” or sum

[trail cypress]

Yo anyone else drop out of school

Just me, cool cool

[floral pollen]

Mfw the moon doesn't have wind anyway:

[waxen rose]

That's why you bring a fan to space

[signal wedge]

Panasonic AC

[floral pollen]

Me (mostly)
I've homeschooled like my whole life
And went to a private school for a but but it kinda fell apart

[waxen rose]

Its okay master chief was also home schooled
If you consider a military base a home

[signal wedge]

I dropped out of school when I tripped on that rock at the school gate when I was 12

[trail cypress]

Wow

I feel like I belong 😌

[signal wedge]

Nuh uh. Quit discord now

[trail cypress]

I knew something was amiss

[floral pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378120168827261019/1440032318864625765/caption.gif

[trail cypress]

If I quit discord I'll just have to be resist on Twitter I guess 😔

[potent plaza]

????

[trail cypress]

🤔

[potent plaza]

nice bio dude

[trail cypress]

Who mee???

[potent plaza]

yes you

[trail cypress]

I see you have good taste then

My bio is very nice Indeed

[vagrant kettle]

🤮

[trail cypress]

I think you might be sick

[waxen rose]

Whatever you say

[trail cypress]

Oh and yours is better

[waxen rose]

Yeah bc it sparkles

[trail cypress]

Oh right right

Well I got like a moon thing on my pfp 😞

That's cewl right?

[waxen rose]

Loud incorrect buzzer

[zinc bear]

Loud correct buzzer

[trail cypress]

Man what I do bro I'm just a silly little guy trynna make it in the world 🥀💔😔✌️

[zinc bear]

Does he know?

[trail cypress]

Know

My frame?

Like Warframe

[zinc bear]

Worst game oat

[floral pollen]

Warframe mentioned

[trail cypress]

I don't play that anymore

Warframe is fire I got a doggy

[waxen rose]

I think I got the second part of the horse person idk

[zinc bear]

I installed that game and deleted it right after

[floral pollen]

It's my 2nd most played game on Steam lol
I almost have 930 hours iirc

[floral pollen]

We need to play again sometime bro

[trail cypress]

Holy cow, that's insane I don't even have that many on battlefield 4😭

[zinc bear]

Battlefield 4 is peak

[waxen rose]

Sure

[trail cypress]

Bro I only play awsomesauce games oml

[zinc bear]

You play warframe so not really

[trail cypress]

I play sea of thieves though

[waxen rose]

at least they dont play 40k

[zinc bear]

Sea of MID

[trail cypress]

Bro you just hatin on me because I'm better 😔✌️

[waxen rose]

I bought sea of theives after my friends pressured me and I legit played for 3 minutes and uninstalled it

Looking for a place to sell my dvd lowk I HATE gamestop

[trail cypress]

Ok other than halo what do y'all play

[zinc bear]

You def don’t have a better bio than me

[zinc bear]

I’ll buy it and then refund it!

[trail cypress]

I do though bud

[waxen rose]

Deadspace

[trail cypress]

What about dark souls 3

[zinc bear]

Mid souls 3

[trail cypress]

That's fire

[floral pollen]

I play games a lot lol
Just from my Steam library even tho, you can tell what I play often lol
Halo Infinite I have over 2100 hours
Warframe I have almost 930
And then Helldivers I'm pretty sure is 3rd with 92 hours lol

[waxen rose]

I got elden ring and thats it

[vagrant kettle]

No Linda = bad

[trail cypress]

Bro what is yo problem with me🤣

[zinc bear]

Maybe the bio

[trail cypress]

What's wrong with my bio friend

[zinc bear]

Halo MIDfinite (ragebaiting)

[waxen rose]

You say while having like 60% of its achievements

[zinc bear]

Does he know??

[floral pollen]

Bro is evil today damn

[trail cypress]

Tell meeeeeeee

[vagrant kettle]

Hey guess what, pronouns
(Dropkick please 😁)

[trail cypress]

Drop kicked

[zinc bear]

Master chief has pronouns btw so I’m a little confused

[floral pollen]

Peak game (I have 75 hours on my laptop, and over 100 on our Xbox lmao, it's my comfort game ngl)

[waxen rose]

I tried beating it but id rather enjoy playing a game than rip my hair out

[floral pollen]

It's not that bad once you learn it tbh

[trail cypress]

When did MasterChief say that

[zinc bear]

When the refer to him as he/him in multiple books/games

[waxen rose]

I wonder what he/him could be in the lexacon

[trail cypress]

I'm talking about you wear lipstick I say mam and you be rate me and curse my whole bloodline

😭

[floral pollen]

It does have MP
Which I think is cross platform
It's just rly limited without mods
Which you can't get on Xbox 🥀

[zinc bear]

What?

[waxen rose]

My copy is ps4 so…. (id wanna buy ps+)

[zinc bear]

Make a new account get a free trial

[floral pollen]

Damn
We need to get u a PC bro 🥀

[waxen rose]

After I pay off my car and get a xbox x

[zinc bear]

Talm bout some WE that’s YOU

I have like the funniest image I would send if I had inheritor

[floral pollen]

Mb, I was speakin French

[trail cypress]

Let me explain further, there this human who is wearing lipstick and I say "how is your day going MAM" and then continue to be rate me because I assumed their pronouns were her or sum and they're actually a frying pan like c'mon 😔✌️

[waxen rose]

Anyways

[trail cypress]

It's all just jokes people chill out

[zinc bear]

I tried bloodborne idk if that counted as a souls game. That was pretty fun but hard

[waxen rose]

Its fun yuh

[zinc bear]

I did play it on a ps4 so it was like lagging every 2 seconds

[trail cypress]

Bloodborn is actually awesome I love that game

[floral pollen]

It's a Soulslike, yea

I'd play it but I don't own a PS

[zinc bear]

Does Elden ring count too? I LOVED Elden ring

[trail cypress]

I do have to say ds1 remastered is probably my favorite though

[floral pollen]

Yes

[zinc bear]

Man maybe I should try dark souls

[waxen rose]

Dark souls try not to give me a heart attack challenge impossible

[trail cypress]

My PC almost died when I bought elden ring

[zinc bear]

Good

[trail cypress]

Meanie

[zinc bear]

Maybe it could’ve gone to me and I would’ve played peak 🥹🥹

[floral pollen]

DS1 is proving to be painful ngl
I started it a while ago
I should go back to it sometime

[waxen rose]

Dark souls isnt nearly as hard to beat as fnaf security breach was on first launch sigh
Those were good days

Love bugs in my games

[zinc bear]

Fnaf security breach launch and fun in the same sentence 😂😂✌️

[waxen rose]

They aren't in the same sentence

[zinc bear]

They are

[waxen rose]

Because of YOU

[zinc bear]

Proud security breach hater until the day I die

[waxen rose]

I love you fnaf but sb was so… so…

[trail cypress]

Fnaf 4 is my nemesis

[zinc bear]

Story is buns after 3 tbh
Should’ve ended there

I loved the lore up until 6 but still like
It was all over the place and mainly created by theories

[waxen rose]

I love listening to old matpat videos
Its like listening to a man slowly go crazy

[floral pollen]

I've never rly played a horror game ngl
I've played a bit of Lethal Company and REPO
And Subnautica if you count that, which I do bc it's like 50 times more terrifying than it seems

[waxen rose]

Lethal company aint horror im sorry gng

That's as scary as the monster under my bed tickling my toes

[zinc bear]

Lethal company is horror sorry gng

Still counts as horror

[waxen rose]

Maybe im evil I just hate lethal company

“Breaking news man hates all that is good in the world” 💔

[zinc bear]

Lethal company is fine
Very boring playing single player

[floral pollen]

To my point of I've never rly played a horror game
Lethal and REPO are like "goofy" horror bc of other ppl being there too

[waxen rose]

Another Friendslop game to add to the pile

[trail cypress]

Bro I used to play horror games with my girlfriend 🥲

[floral pollen]

Idc what anyone says tho Subnautica is a horror game
Genuinely the most terrified I've ever been playing sumn

[zinc bear]

Hate friendslop games
Like okay Mr “has all the friends” you enjoy this game get out of here

[waxen rose]

I need to make a list of what I hate bc I am breaking character

[floral pollen]

Also bc one fish hitting your seamoth sounds like a bomb went off

[zinc bear]

What I hate list
1: master freak
2: Dallas
3: trench117
4: sov

[waxen rose]

Subnautica I love the huge fish’s tadpole babies and then suddenly they grow up and it's a leviathan.

[waxen rose]

You'll never guess what that last nickname is short for

[zinc bear]

Sovanica?

[waxen rose]

I mean only my really really old friends from like 2018 call me sov and the longer version of it

[zinc bear]

I just invented a new word hollup

[floral pollen]

The sea dragon is so terrifying bro
The whole lava zone is

[waxen rose]

“Wow you’re russian so we’ll call you sov” really creative guys

[zinc bear]

Someone call John dictionary and add sovanica to the list
Right under Damian

[zinc bear]

Son I’m crine 😭😭😭

[waxen rose]

Met them on roblox so we were all dumb

8 years later and im still friends with those 2 people wow

[zinc bear]

My old Roblox friends used to call me “day”
When Ian is right there like
How did you get “day” out of Damian 😭😭

[waxen rose]

Day is a cute nickname awww

[zinc bear]

Hell naw

[waxen rose]

Ian reminds me of a rude kid from my avid class with the same name

[zinc bear]

Maybe I was the rude kid from avid class 👀

[waxen rose]

Im so scared I thought you were homeschooled 💔

[floral pollen]

I love how General sometimes just devolves into a group chat for the 3 of us

[waxen rose]

No one is awake

[floral pollen]

Still tho

[zinc bear]

Mods have to watch all of our 3 total brain cells connect

[waxen rose]

We are a hivemind
Small but it counts

[zinc bear]

We’re like flood spores

I’m the one with the 67 hands

[waxen rose]

explode

[floral pollen]

3?
Nah bro I got 2 braincells /lh
-# (I really don't ngl)

[waxen rose]

Got nothing going on in my brain

[zinc bear]

I got 0.5 ate half of mine in the womb

[floral pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378120168827261019/1440032318864625765/caption.gif

Fastest reactions in the west

[waxen rose]

I am Dareal twin so we share

twin to twin mind communication

[trail cypress]

Bro I haven't talked to my Xbox friends in 5 years🥹

[zinc bear]

Talk to them maybe that’ll help

[waxen rose]

The message button is right there idk

[trail cypress]

I'm just so happy 🥹

Why ain't nobody talkin bout halo no mo

[zinc bear]

#halo-discussion is where you can talk about only halo

[trail cypress]

Dang why everybody so edgy today 🔥

[waxen rose]

That means no hello kitty island adventure allowed in # halo

[zinc bear]

You literally asked lmao

[trail cypress]

Uhm nuh uh

[zinc bear]

Where’s aurora im bored now

[waxen rose]

She’s casting a curse on a certain discord user

[zinc bear]

Beware the user who speaks in aurora

[waxen rose]

I've seen her witch brew… horrifying

[floral pollen]

Getting ready for bed before my mom gets mad at me

I'll be back shortly

[waxen rose]

Did you paint yet

[zinc bear]

Damn 💔💔💔

[floral pollen]

My room?

[waxen rose]

Yesss

It better be pretty pink

[floral pollen]

No 😭
We don't even have the paint rn
It'll be a few weeks at least

[waxen rose]

Wow you should drive down to my homedepot and ill give you 50% off bear paint

It'll just take... 8 hours to get here

[trail cypress]

Brooo I thought this server would be funny or something, y'all are just too wholesome on my life bro🥀

[floral pollen]

It comes in waves lol

[waxen rose]

Bring up “humans are forerunners” and this server becomes a blood pit

[floral pollen]

True

I should actually go
Brb in a few mins

[trail cypress]

Nerd to nerds TS ain't nerd tasticle

[waxen rose]

You want nerds? Go to Reddit r/halo 😭

[trail cypress]

Bud, we are nerds

[waxen rose]

There's a hierarchy

[trail cypress]

Eugh

[waxen rose]

Not a good one and there's no honor in it but it's there

[trail cypress]

Last time I got banned from reddit so I'm good unfortunately

So what are you lot doin for Valentine's 🥲

[raven elk]

If I can I'll be playing halo

[waxen rose]

Trying to get my chud bf to play halo

[trail cypress]

Sounds nice

[raven elk]

Don't have anyone rn so I guess its back to reach for me 😭

[trail cypress]

That's sounds really nice 🥲

[waxen rose]

All he knows is Minecraft eat hot chip and lie💔

[raven elk]

What about you man, what will you be doing

[trail cypress]

It's not all it's cracked up to me anyways you're better off without a partner

[trail cypress]

Sitting on my bed eating potato chips and crying because I don't have my PC and my girlfriend left🥲

[raven elk]

Yeah I'm probably not ready for a relationship now anyway, I'm a fair bit younger than everyone else here too so probably not old enough to get into dating 😭

[raven elk]

Damn I'm sorry to hear that man, hope everything is ok 🖤

[trail cypress]

Trust me you'll never be ready, take it from a loser alright, relationships are like potato chips its good the first five minutes when you have all the chips but when the bags empty it's stagnant and you have no more chips

[waxen rose]

Holy r/im14andthisisdeep quote

[raven elk]

Advice taken, thank you man and I wish you all the best in the future

[trail cypress]

14, you still have time to learn it's ok

[waxen rose]

What??😭

[raven elk]

I AM 14 and this IS deep 😭

[waxen rose]

Yikes!

[raven elk]

I did say I was a lot younger than everyone here 😭

[trail cypress]

Man all you youngins

So much life still in y'all🥹

[waxen rose]

I feel like Revenant rn. Soon i’ll be blaming all my halo problems on newgens

[trail cypress]

If I only I could go back and meet her again 😭😭

[raven elk]

I'm spending my time just taking slightly varied of tiny halo action figures, am I cooked 💔

[floral pollen]

I am return

[trail cypress]

No you're just fine, you'll be alright I can tell🥹

[waxen rose]

To chaos

[floral pollen]

I can tell

[trail cypress]

Why did she have to do this to me, now I sound like I'm 30 and divorced 🥀💔✌️

[raven elk]

Thank you Elder Ggagey

[zinc bear]

NOTHING I HATE Valentine’s Day

[trail cypress]

You are welcome youngling

[trail cypress]

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

[fickle drift]

why? 😨

[signal wedge]

Valentine’s Day. It reminds me of that one time I received a gift in high school

[zinc bear]

@waxen rose can you be my halo infinite valentine so my mom doesn’t ask why I haven’t had a valentine this year again

We will match cat ears for 1 photo

[waxen rose]

In a friend way sure

[raven elk]

Bro my mom would kill me if I DID have a valentine 😭

[zinc bear]

Insane

[trail cypress]

Yo crazy y'all have such a beautiful friendship

🥹

[zinc bear]

Wait til I disappear for another 20 days

[waxen rose]

I have lots of valentines
My grandpa is my valentine
My mom is etc

[zinc bear]

Valentine broke my heart.. now I will never take off the Emile helmet.. /j

[fickle drift]

not even for snacks and stuff? 😔

[trail cypress]

It's been 3 weeks and she found an edge Lord bro

[zinc bear]

Lil Debbie will be my valentine
Her oatmeal cream pies are goated
I could eat 2 boxes a day smh

[waxen rose]

Watch me go crazy for 3 hours after and then lock in

[fickle drift]

Cheating on @waxen rose is crazy work 💀

[waxen rose]

What??

[zinc bear]

We aren’t dating

[waxen rose]

Y'all 😭

[zinc bear]

We are just friends smh

[fickle drift]

But the halo pic…

[zinc bear]

I don’t date short guys

[fickle drift]

The cat ears…

[waxen rose]

Okay pal

[simple wave]

Master sergeant grade 3, and reclaimer completion are nearing.

[trail cypress]

If I can pass on any advice to you youngsters before my time is up it would be to never take for granted the bonds you have now because life is like potato chips, if you don't take it slow and eat all the chips you have no more chips and then it sucks

[waxen rose]

I still need to buy those

[zinc bear]

Also like we are WAY too far apart to date

[floral pollen]

Ngl I swear I'm taller than like most ppl I meet

[waxen rose]

Plus you dont even like warriorcats

[zinc bear]

I eat all the chips and then buy more chips so your opinion is trash

[zinc bear]

Not taller than me
I’m a 5’8 343 warrior

[trail cypress]

I can tell you're gonna fail in life poor poor thing

[waxen rose]

Okay pal😭

[zinc bear]

Warriormid ✌️✌️

[floral pollen]

I'm 6' 😭

[trail cypress]

5'8 is crazy

[raven elk]

Thank you for the advice great wise one 🖤

[fickle drift]

I’ll buy you some more chips

[zinc bear]

6’?!!! WHAT

[simple wave]

I guess when reclaimer is done I’ll have progress on MSG3 (master sergeant grade 3), going closer to lieutenant, so yeah the next step near

[waxen rose]

Yeah she is tall

[trail cypress]

Of course little one

[floral pollen]

Dutch heritage moment

[simple wave]

WAIT WHAT

[trail cypress]

Yooo finally someone who isn't a leprechaun

[zinc bear]

Mexican heritage for me moment 💔

[simple wave]

That’s awesome actually

[signal wedge]

Carlos

[zinc bear]

What

[waxen rose]

Aren't I like shoulder height with you Rora

[floral pollen]

Idk how tall are u

[waxen rose]

You know how tall I am

[floral pollen]

I genuinely forget 😭

[waxen rose]

My head reaches your shoulders methinks

[zinc bear]

He’s 2’8

[waxen rose]

I AM NOT

[trail cypress]

Standing on his money

[simple wave]

Aurora might be a TEENSY bit taller than me

[zinc bear]

I’m 5’8 and when I stand on my money I’m 5’8

[waxen rose]

You have no money

[zinc bear]

That’s the joke

[trail cypress]

Yo same, 6' and when I stand on my money 3'4

[waxen rose]

I had to explain it for anyone new to the stream

[zinc bear]

What does calc stand for?

[waxen rose]

Calculator

[zinc bear]

Ohhhh ok

[raven elk]

I'm sorry to hear about the breakup man and I know it hurts a lot but if you need a random 14 year old to talk to I'm here

[waxen rose]

Its slang btw

[zinc bear]

Yeah I get it

[trail cypress]

You you a real on bro, you're my friend now, we're making soft tacos later do do do do do do do

[zinc bear]

🫩

[trail cypress]

Oot music is peak

[raven elk]

Yippeee

[floral pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265636854431219772/1297946528643809385/silly.gif

[trail cypress]

😎👍

[trail cypress]

How you do that😮

[zinc bear]

Sticker

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.

[zinc bear]

Like that one dude who runs the server

[waxen rose]

Me when stckr

[floral pollen]

Inheritor role

[trail cypress]

Me no have sticker

Me poor

[zinc bear]

Ok son

[floral pollen]

Wait it says that, I'm stupid

[waxen rose]

You can be poor and have the inheritor role
I should know

[trail cypress]

Oh

How I get role then

[zinc bear]

You’re not poor. You’ve never had to ask the ants for seconds.

[trail cypress]

I'm not very smart someone guide me

[zinc bear]

Maybe read a few messages above

[floral pollen]

Pretty much just be active for a while

[waxen rose]

Boy… I am so scared

[floral pollen]

Also observe cute bug

[zinc bear]

Oh my go

[waxen rose]

I didnt read the caption and went “thats a Pokemon I think”

[trail cypress]

Looks like a used qtip

[waxen rose]

See I grew up on Pokemon moon so I KNOW this

[zinc bear]

“I grew up on Pokémon moon” son I was there midnight release for the first ever Pokémon game you NEW GEN

[floral pollen]

I still have never played a Pokémon game

[waxen rose]

YOU ARE NOT 40

[trail cypress]

Gotta catch em all it's just you and meeee, Pokemon you're my best friend in a world we must defeeeeeeeeend

Peak

[zinc bear]

That’s only like 24 years off not too much

[floral pollen]

I really wanna finish the render I was working on rn ngl

[waxen rose]

girl do it now I need more Rory renders

[zinc bear]

No one asked me for Nikolai renders sigh
I wish I had real friends

[waxen rose]

You dont even have blender

[zinc bear]

Who decided that?

[waxen rose]

Me because I decide things

[floral pollen]

Whenever I get my laptop back I will prolly

[tranquil wedge]

Is it okay to share leaks here? I heard a leak about when Halo CE is being released. If true, I am super excited that we wont have to wait to long. Super excited.

[waxen rose]

Its not okay to share leaks

[zinc bear]

There’s rules that say you cannot so no

[tranquil wedge]

Okay, thanks. I wonte share it then.

[floral pollen]

-# I am maybe the stupid so bear with me
If u want me to do a render with ur Spartan lmk
Honestly I need ideas sometimes lmao

[zinc bear]

If you can’t render Nikolai Fortnite dancing then hell naw

[floral pollen]

I like making ppls Spartans in Blender

[waxen rose]

Ivan and Rory being besties now!!!

[zinc bear]

/j lol but yeah I’ll let you know if I can’t figure it out myself

[floral pollen]

I have negative clue on how to animate 💀

[zinc bear]

Who’s Ivan 😭😭

[raven elk]

Is there anyone else here whose spartan is based on a megabloks figure 😭

[waxen rose]

I thought I told you Ivan's lore
That must've been Rora

[floral pollen]

Okis

[zinc bear]

No lmao

[waxen rose]

I forget what I tell people (bipolar)

[tranquil wedge]

My spartan has the bunny ears and peppermint coating.

[raven elk]

Love that coating

[zinc bear]

My first bipolar “friend” yay

[floral pollen]

Bc funny, I need to find the pic I have of 146 (my main OC) next to a normal SIV lol, holup

[tranquil wedge]

But my squade mates have been telling me to change it to black. They said i would look cooler if i was black. i am not sure they like the bunny ears ether. But hey, Im bunny.

[waxen rose]

Sigh
This may be my clue to make a carrd.co on all my halo ocs (like 90 of them who are actually fleshed out)

[zinc bear]

You should make a straw page
It’ll never be better than mine tho

[raven elk]

BlackBunny would be cool. But then again peppermint coating is peak

[tranquil wedge]

Thanks

[waxen rose]

I could only dream
I wish I was allowed in toyhouse but I have no friends links sigh

[zinc bear]

I actually gotta update mine

[raven elk]

[floral pollen]

Old 146 armor jumpscare, but
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373507940375461989/1377419029282558082/image.png?ex=6986706f&is=69851eef&hm=c2ec5832270af263070455286e83809d4fa6899ee60f811bf0efa89b3dc9431e&

[waxen rose]

Im so scared

[zinc bear]

Tall ahh spartan

[floral pollen]

(She's 8'3 in armor)

[waxen rose]

Rory scares me because why is she 8’3

[zinc bear]

My OC Benjamin is 6’7 /srs

[floral pollen]

I sent u her lore ages ago I think bro

[raven elk]

I tried writing halo OCs a long time ago (it was a Spartan III fireteam on reach defending new alexandria) but gave up instantly because I was too scared it wouldnt fit in with the lore 😭

[waxen rose]

And I ate it up

[floral pollen]

I have like at least 10 ocs I think 😭

[zinc bear]

Made him this height cause I hate him

[waxen rose]

God I love my halo oc lore because half of it is drama, and 2% of it is actual Haloing war things

[raven elk]

I love writing so maybe I'll give it another shot but I barely have any time nowadays 😭
All my free time is going to stopmotion now

[floral pollen]

What's the other 48%? 😭

[waxen rose]

Dont hate on Benji he didnt do anything wrong

[zinc bear]

Well Alr
I drank my tea and I should sleep
Dream about Linda halo..

[zinc bear]

He’s short as hell compared to Nikolai’s 7’5 height
And he’s also ugly

[waxen rose]

Father issues

[floral pollen]

Fair
I love writing too, I just get braindead easily
I've written loads of stuff tho

[coral yoke]

dereal what the hell happened to you

[zinc bear]

What

[raven elk]

Damn, I'm sure the stuff you wrote is awesome

[coral yoke]

who handed you that ph.d

[zinc bear]

Icky

[floral pollen]

If u want/are ok with it I could DM u some of it

[raven elk]

I'd love to but I'm worried I'll forget about it since I can't read it rn 😭

[waxen rose]

Wait Dareal can you have multiple linked strawpages on strawpage like carrd does

[zinc bear]

Prolly

[waxen rose]

Like a page within a page wooooaah

[zinc bear]

Alright well I should go to sleep now
Drank my sleepy time tea
Took my Tylenol
Throat isn’t hurting for now

[floral pollen]

Honestly fair 😭
I can still send it anyway if u want, or not, idm

I'm just bored rn lol

[waxen rose]

Go read poetry
Thats what im doing

[floral pollen]

I'm prolly gonna watch YT tbh

I honestly don't get in reading moods for anything often

[raven elk]

Would you mind if I ask in maybe a couple months when I have more time, I'll try to remember

[zinc bear]

Wow no one said goodnight to me
Maybe I deserve to have no friends (trying to depressbait)

[floral pollen]

Np :3
I'll prolly have more by then anyway lol

[waxen rose]

Goodnight chudly

[raven elk]

Alright thanks a lot, cant wait to read em

[zinc bear]

Goodnight Fredly

[floral pollen]

I'm also on like every day usually, and I see pings and stuff lol

[meager linden]

Good no electricity morning people of Halo

[meager elm]

Is a Mod On

[tranquil wedge]

Ill be your Mod.

[meager elm]

I meant like the ones that Run the Community

[tranquil wedge]

Ya, ya, Ill run the community if you want. 🙂

But seriously. Mods seem to appear in the right hand side of the screen. It does not appear to be there any.

[meager elm]

Bruh not u

[hazy flax]

I'll be your mod aswell

[tranquil wedge]

Some one see if they can get John Unysheks attantion.

Just joking about that. dont any one go spamming any one ells

But, hmm, i do wonder where all the grown ups have gone. I guess the house is ours now?

[meager linden]

If you want to write a message to the mod, write it to Modmail

[sand nest]

Can Anyone Imagine Master Chief Playing As The Main Hero In The Movie Demolition Man?

[brave oyster]

isnt that the one with stallone?

[sand nest]

Yeah Playing As The Character Named John Spartan

They Are Making A Sequel Of The Movie

[soft dune]

John Spartan 😭

[deep flare]

delta ring>halo(except halo reach)

[thick furnace]

new bo7 battlepass just straight up has an odst in it

[gusty sparrow]

Who plays that game

[thick furnace]

its a pretty good game

[kind hedge]

Black ops 2 is better then bo7

[thick furnace]

if you're playing just for story yeah

[kind hedge]

Zombies mode is also peak on it

[thick furnace]

bo7 probably has the best zombies

cursed mode is pretty neat

[hidden estuary]

U is the best zombie

[kind hedge]

What do you mean by that though?

[deep night]

Halo infinite on drugs at night

games be trash, players be trash, everything be trash

[jade gust]

I think they're planning on turning you into a zombie

[kind hedge]

That explains it lol

[jade gust]

The good news is I have experience killing zombies

https://tenor.com/view/hunk-re4-re4r-remake-re4-remake-gif-12387693636802497754

[deep night]

Halo infinite is gonna be the death of me

[signal wedge]

Touch grass

[deep night]

Hahaha

[meager linden]

I wanted to do it too, but now I'm touching the snow and ice

[signal wedge]

Jon Snow

[fickle drift]

Ah ok thanks

In case a military soldier would slide, can they shoot while sliding?

In Modern Combat, why can’t we shoot while sliding? I mean, we can do this in Call of Duty.

I guess we can shoot while sliding in Halo 5

[jade gust]

I imagine most soldiers don't practise shooting when sliding in the real world because they'd be risking sending rounds somewhere not intended

Like, it looks cool in fiction, but as a practical way of engaging an enemy, you're sacrificing accuracy for very little in return, with a potential of even hitting someone you don't want to

[fickle drift]

Ooh ok, thanks for telling me this.

[ocean wolf]

I like to grenade my own soldiers in any halo game

On top of killing them

I love killing keyes in the mission a lot in halo ce

[silent apex]

lmfao

[ocean herald]

Drop shotting and sliding when you shoot in CoD is complete fiction

[silent apex]

chief's gone rogue

[deep night]

the sliding mechanic in infinite is dumb ngl

[jade gust]

Sliding is fine, we just need it to be accounted for more in the map design. Like give us small holes we can slide in in the middle of a firefight to reach new areas on a map

[deep night]

eh true

[jade gust]

Aquarius has a nice little cubby which is sealed off in most modes but Infection and it's great sliding into those last second as a zombie chases you

[ocean herald]

I always wondered if when you slid, should we be hearing the screeching of metal lol (at least on some maps)

[jade gust]

Most likely when sliding over metal

But I imagine it may be a sound which wouldn't sound great so it wasn't implemented

[ocean wolf]

Yknow i always wanna know why the spartans on my team in ce always die in the first part of belly of the beast aka inside the covenant ship

I also like to see chief to explode in ce

Why not anyways

[ocean herald]

the marines?

[ocean wolf]

Ye

I eat potatoes with the green stems coming out of it

[ocean herald]

in my experience they've always been unhelpful (unless you give them a power weapon) across all the games lol

[ocean wolf]

They are just dead weight and to only see if there is an invis enemy

[jade gust]

CE's marines are definitely not great. But that's kinda true about most of the marines in all the games

Like, Halo 3's Johnson is great (When the plot doesn't demand he be captured or killed)

[zinc bear]

Bro spoilers

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/sgt-johnson-halo3-halo-343-343guilty-spark-gif-20915991

[zinc bear]

Bro I totally haven’t played halo 3 once in the past like 19 years it’s been out

[ocean wolf]

Halo reach is absolute cinema

[zinc bear]

Annndddd yep I’m going back to bed

[ocean wolf]

No

I want to see cortana dying

Because she annoys me

[naive spindle]

Ngl Summer seems too soon for Campaign Evolved to release it needs to be on the 25th Anniversary like CEA was for the 10th...God it's been 15 years since then already

[obsidian wyvern]

when GTA 6 comes out? doa then

[naive spindle]

Inb4 they just delay it again

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't think any company wants to risk it

[ocean herald]

nov. 19th 2026

[stuck ruin]

I still don't know why HS haven't announced anything about what the next Halo game will be. (Not counting the remakes.)

I just hope they actually cover the rest of the Endless plotline as the new book has got me worried that they will just base the next game after the book and confuse the hell out of the players that don't read the books.

[haughty wraith]

Dumb as they may be, gotta have battle buddies lol

They usually draw fire though, they're helpful on legendary

[steady jolt]

They're just not ready to share any details about it yet, which isn't a bad thing

[obsidian wyvern]

halo 2 marines are cracked though

they can actually hit their stuff

[ocean wolf]

I only kill them for fun

[haughty wraith]

[ocean wolf]

[meager linden]

@zinc bear congratulations
Your name now in Halo waypoint

[zinc bear]

REALLY?

WHERE

OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND IT LMAOOO

Lmao it says darealmasterfreak that’s awesome

Thank you halo

[dapper bone]

hi

[vagrant kettle]

Wheeeeeerrrreeee

[zinc bear]

Right under the mister chief drawing at the bottom

[vagrant kettle]

[zinc bear]

@ocean herald you’re on halo waypoint too

right under my name lmao let’s goooo

[noble nexus]

Anyone here playing Infinite on steamdeck? Having a hell of a time trying to get it launching. Even tho it used to work a year ago

[ocean herald]

What

[zinc bear]

Right underneath my name. At the bottom of the UNSC heroes page under the mister chief drawing

[ocean herald]

ohhh lol

[zinc bear]

Really wish they didn’t use my display name lmao

[haughty wraith]

that's wild

[vagrant kettle]

They left out your doctorate ☹️

[zinc bear]

Now I’ll have to explain to my mom why my username is “master freak” 💔💔

[ocean herald]

my full comment was edited though lol

[zinc bear]

Lmao that sucks it was probably too long

[haughty wraith]

Where are yall seeing this btw

[zinc bear]

Halo waypoint

[vagrant kettle]

https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/anniversary-angle-unsc-heroes

[zinc bear]

At the bottom underneath the mister chief drawing

[ocean wolf]

Can i be in halo way point too

[zinc bear]

Too late pal
Maybe next community spotlight

[haughty wraith]

I shoulda submitted my odst art lol

Next time for sure

[zinc bear]

I’m so happy lmao

I just wish it said “darealmasterchief” and not master freak lmao

[haughty wraith]

Yeah banger comment

Johnson is the goat

[ocean wolf]

When does it happen

[zinc bear]

Idk they’ll announce it tho

[ocean wolf]

When

I got a master chief figure so i think i can win

Maybe @zinc bear

[hasty zinc]

good morning

[zinc bear]

If you didn’t notice my 10,000 messages I’m on halo waypoint

[hasty zinc]

oh nice, where at?

found it

nice!!!

[forest fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342049800270647348/1469093613723189330/a81kk4.gif

[forest fossil]

morning

[hybrid plover]

happy uuh

happy friday

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[zinc bear]

Sorry got distracted by smash bros
I think it’s so funny how they put master freak instead of my actual user lmao

[forest fossil]

i just found out that a warframe in warframe named jade was pregnant but was forced to become a warframe as punishment

https://klipy.com/gifs/shudder-seinfeld

[simple wave]

Last night I finally got 4 perfections in a row - first time in a WHILE

[ocean herald]

We

[simple wave]

Is inheritor from activity or?

[ocean herald]

Yes and being good

[zinc bear]

Us.

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.

[zinc bear]

Wait you’re on waypoint too I think @simple wave

Yeah you are LETS GOO

[jovial blade]

Remember reach.

[tacit atlas]

reach was a mid planet, ngl

props to the covenant to glasssing that bum planet

[jovial blade]

Bro I’m gonna glass your house 💔

[tacit atlas]

🎉

wowza

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[zinc bear]

Remember Fortnite

Damn you wade

[glad aspen]

https://x.com/Halo/status/2019540552241545662?s=20

Halo (@Halo)

@GnySgtKabar 🤭

X · Feb 5, 2026, 10:36 PM

[zinc bear]

SIX SEVENNN

they put that in there for me

[robust salmon]

REACH STANDS

[tacit atlas]

AT BEING MID 🗣️

[robust salmon]

THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE MARINES DID

[sinful kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/banished-glassing-halo-gif-7221955415421060125

damn

[simple wave]

But I am active and good in the discord though…

[zinc bear]

Yea but you got on halo waypoint so be greatful

[simple wave]

oh uh okay then

[hasty zinc]

doesn't the base in blood gulch/coag in H2A have a big 67 on it?

[zinc bear]

I think

They put it there cause of me. Darealmasterfreak.

[simple wave]

💀

[safe summit]

Hi

[simple wave]

Today I finish my final infinite pass reclaimer. MSG3, then closer to Lieutenant.

(Master sergeant grade 3)

[hasty zinc]

Metal Solid Gear 3

[simple wave]

lmao.

[zinc bear]

When you can’t even say

[hasty zinc]

yep

logged in just to check

idk how I remembered that

[zinc bear]

How did you get a coating for the h2a mp guns?

[simple wave]

H2A guns have skins.

[zinc bear]

Is that new? I don’t remember that

[simple wave]

Been around.

[hasty zinc]

I exchanged points for it

[zinc bear]

Didn’t know that

[jade gust]

Been in H2A for a few years now

[zinc bear]

I don’t play H2A much since no one’s really on so ig that’s on me

[hasty zinc]

also

these textures don't look right

[naive lagoon]

Good morning

[jade gust]

There's a bunch of weird things with H2A MP to be fair. Take a look at the machine gun turret on the Warthog and you'll notice something fun

[hasty zinc]

oh wow

[jade gust]

Yep, it's using the wrong decals

Since the decal it should be using is a Halo 4 UNSC logo decal (Like in Halo 4) but for some reason it's using the Reach UNSC decals

[hasty zinc]

it looks like a lot of the textures are just low res

[naive lagoon]

I preferred the Halo CE anniversary for graphics

[indigo lotus]

I remember several years ago on btb on h2 anniversary multiplayer march on Relic remake map I got a hail merry for throwing a grenade in the teleport room in back of the base and when I went back through the teleport, I got a hail merry medal. It was by luck

[naive lagoon]

I've got a song stuck in my head

[hasty zinc]

it's raining tacos?

[naive lagoon]

Freak on a Leash by KoRn

[runic wagon]

@indigo lotus 🤓

[simple wave]

Great song actually

[naive lagoon]

Petition to call tomatoes that you throw at people "shamatoes" because they're used for shaming others in public

[hasty zinc]

sounds like a name for fake tomatoes

these tomatoes are a sham!!

[naive lagoon]

True. We shall call sham tomatoes "shamatoes"

[waxen rose]

I was summoned

[jade gust]

Yeah, that's another oddity with H2A MP too. Honestly, if it had been given a little more time in the oven, it would've been fine

[fickle drift]

Ah ok thanks

[analog knot]

🙁

[jade gust]

Honestly, and this might be a big hot take, but I kinda wish they had added some of the H2A MP exclusive stuff into Halo 4 in MCC

Like, maybe not whole mechanics like dual wielding but some of the weapons would've been nice in Halo 4

[analog knot]

Ive heard this echoed for a few years now, yeah. Its a hard loop to solve - H2A is one of (if not) the least popular games in the collection....but if you put more effort and dev there, does that change? Clearly it was decided no but idk

[zinc bear]

Master freak on a leash

[waxen rose]

My original sona design had a leash so this is funny to me

[zinc bear]

…👀

[waxen rose]

I woke up freezing cold like an ice cube

Wow like the artist im going crazy

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/vfRb.gif

[jade gust]

Oh yeah, I do agree with that sentiment, at this point, it's stuck as the least popular MP game in MCC but I don't think doing anything will really change that

[ocean herald]

if they did rotational playlist and maybe brought more focus to the "season" passes dedicated to that game during that period they could breathe life into some of those playlists

my biggest gripe is invasion is locked behind a ranked playlist that NO ONE plays

[analog knot]

The community forge maps in H2As various playlists feel much better than most of the dev ones, I do think if that playlist ever came back H2A might see more love. But its been what 5 years? And even then its temporary, idk. Too many hurdles.

[simple wave]

Would be awesome to get the unicorn nameplate… wish I had the time man

[zinc bear]

Give me your account info and I’ll play for you

(Don’t I am lying)

[waxen rose]

Ugh why didnt they schedule it around MY time ugh so INCONSIDERATE

[zinc bear]

I’m available at 11 since they love me
Hence the reason why I’m on waypoint

[waxen rose]

Im having lunch with my grandpa hooray

That's was better than getting some last unicorn…

[analog knot]

fomo over a nameplate, do not give in to the corporate wishes 😄 (but I hope if you're able, someday you can obtain it)

[simple wave]

I just don’t know much longer they’re gonna do these play dates and I 100% always have to work when they run em.

[waxen rose]

Id only fomo on a silly name plate if the unicorn actually did look like the last unicorn
My favorite childhood movie sigh im crine

[zinc bear]

I’d say they will go on until the next halo multiplayer

[jade gust]

I'm gonna be honest, the H2A Forge maps all look pretty bad to me due to the materials used on the Forge pieces

[meager linden]

For one sec I thought it was Halo 5

[analog knot]

Oh I didnt say they were all that amazing visually, but neither are the devs (that lighting is uh something). Some of them are really nice though, see them in escalation slayer but I'll tell you I dont know any of their names

TLDR I would be fine w/ H2A getting more love

[meager linden]

But H2A MP looking neat

[vocal oyster]

https://x.com/i/status/2019804886117065138

[hybrid plover]

i need some gogurt for my toes

😤

[meager linden]

Webi wabu night people of Halo

[obsidian wyvern]

what

[balmy pagoda]

Good morning peeps :3

[main ridge]

What is going on in the Forge Show and tell section

[hasty zinc]

nothing, I handled it

[meager elm]

Hi

[hybrid plover]

mobi mabu to you

[hybrid plover]

rev. pink lemonade

[zinc bear]

Rev. I was featured on halo waypoint.

[naive turret]

Rev. Hi. 🌊

[obsidian wyvern]

hi

[hybrid plover]

bruh

im so happy its friday

im drinking lemonade all weekend bby

[muted plinth]

Yo

[simple wave]

Dude I squeaked out surviving with a TINY sliver of health. There was boom on and I grenaded a few enemies!

(One of my matches last night)

[simple wave]

Clip isn’t in my captures I’ll get it today

[misty marsh]

Hi

[obsidian wyvern]

pink lemonade

[obsidian wyvern]

hey

[zinc bear]

I was featured on halo waypoint
They didn’t put the 67 tho

[misty marsh]

I saw darealmasterfreak

[zinc bear]

Yeah no 67 tho 💔💔

They also corrected my grammar unfortunately

[misty marsh]

Theyre saving ur digital footprint man

[zinc bear]

What If I want a digital footprint?

[simple wave]

Wait I do have the clip!

[hybrid plover]

well congrats!

[robust salmon]

I'm wondering if the next game will be called Halo 6 or Halo 7?

[simple wave]

I gotta be more careful when the boom skull gets applied.

[hasty zinc]

we already had Halo 6

(Infinite)

[simple wave]

Well, Halo Infinite was technically halo 6 yeah.

[robust salmon]

so the newest one will be called Halo 7

[hasty zinc]

the numbers are done

[hybrid plover]

Halo 7 Return of the Halo

[robust salmon]

therefore, the last two main Halo installments will be Halo 6 and then Halo 7

[zinc bear]

67

[robust salmon]

an intellect too high?

[simple wave]

I definitely can even use the boom skull to my advantage, when I have grenades/a SPNKr!

[robust salmon]

if there were five grenades going off with the Boom skull on, that would be five big BOOMS!!!

[simple wave]

Maybe even with Cindershot?

[muted rose]

13 habits of highly intelligent people

[waxen rose]

Well aren't there like 9 halo installations so wouldn't it be funny to make 9 halo games

[waxen rose]

Number 1
Burp loudly
Number 2
Always say “excuse you” loudly after someone sneezes

[meager linden]

Cindershot is OP with BOOM skull
And it's true, idk how it's working, but I killed Escharum just in a few shots(3-5 shots)
But I did this in campaign, not sure if it will work in MP

[hasty zinc]

7

[zinc bear]

67

[simple wave]

That’s insane.

[hearty flame]

8 but we blew a couple up

We do a little sploding

[simple wave]

Next time I get Breaker, and get a Cindershot, imma use Boom to my advantage.

And with SPNKr, yeah I gotta be a little more distant.

[obsidian wyvern]

do you only play firefight btw

[waxen rose]

Quickly, make more so our number of halos can match the number of games we can milk dry out of this franchise

[naive turret]

[hybrid plover]

idk i like milk

[zinc bear]

343 retconned more there's actually 70 rings now so that means we need 70 games

[raven elk]

There have been more than 2 wars in the halo universe, when will we get halo wars 3 😭

[waxen rose]

start making games NOW NOW NOW! That means you Dareal need to get to work

[pulsar heron]

number 3 always point out that you can remember how to spell necessary by remembering that "it is neCeSSary for a shirt to have one Collar and two Sleeves"

[zinc bear]

Hell naw

[waxen rose]

Get to work boy, them halo fans are hungry

[zinc bear]

Gonna go to gamestop to trade in my stick drift controllers
Should I get 20 Funko pops or halo mcc?

[pulsar heron]

8000 funko pops NOW

[warped goblet]

He’s a freak

[zinc bear]

SIR YES SIR!

[waxen rose]

I am evil and put my stick drift ps5 controller on eBay and didnt say it had stickdriff and I got 60 bucks

[warped goblet]

A master freak

[waxen rose]

That's me

[zinc bear]

Bro I just bought a ps5 controller for 60 recently an it had stick drift

[waxen rose]

Heh… gyulp…

It says where you got the package from please dont show up at my house

[pulsar heron]

its fine just respond to any emails like youre a mother of three who sold the controller to make a point to your rambunctious son and you dont know what stick drift is

[zinc bear]

Fortunately for you I was joking

[pulsar heron]

oh i didnt see dareal's message. joke ruined i shall put myself in the stocks

[zinc bear]

I'm selling my ps4 plus psvr plus my ps4 game collection so hopefully I can get my $300 and theres no issues with shipping

[zinc bear]

Yeah you gotta change your username again

[pulsar heron]

yessir

[waxen rose]

“I am a single mother of 3 surviving on 2 dollars an hour and you’re criticizing me? How dare you. Just enjoy your controller!”

In my acting class my most played role is the divorced depressed single mother so in cackling 😭

[pulsar heron]

"not my fault. it broke after you had it. you broke it. if anything you should be paying me as an apology for breaking my poor son's controller. signed karen xoxo"

[zinc bear]

I thought that’s what the person who sold me a $160 ps vita that had a broken stick would say

[waxen rose]

My poor son jimmothy is CRYING because of you

My angel is crying and you will pay.

[zinc bear]

Luckily he was goated and was like “oh I tested it before it must’ve broke during shipping it’s ok I love you” and I sent it back and got a new monitor instead

[meager linden]

I wonder if it's counting as roleplay?

[waxen rose]

No not yet I will be a single father of 13 in 8 years so it's just a mirror /j

[zinc bear]

I’ll be a single father of 67 tomorrow

[waxen rose]

TOMORROW?

[zinc bear]

Yuh

[waxen rose]

Like father like son

[hybrid plover]

sobe

[zinc bear]

Wait I’m gonna miss the halo community play thing
I gotta go to GameStop at 11 💔

[waxen rose]

Its okay ill use my mind powers to play your account for you

[robust salmon]

I LOVE consoomerslop! I NEED soulless plastic figures to show how much of a good little CONSOOMER I am!

[zinc bear]

Only reason why I’m going to gameslop is cause of their stick drift deal rn and I’m broke

[robust salmon]

on kirk sometimes gamestop has good deals on used games

[misty marsh]

20 funkos not even a question

[zinc bear]

Not borderlands 3 tho they offered me 18 cents

[hexed geyser]

should i attempt to play infinite with a n64 controller tomorrow

[zinc bear]

Yes

[hexed geyser]

cuz im getting the 8bitdo 64 controller

[zinc bear]

Oh also @pulsar heron I asked you if I should get the 8bitdo keyboard set a while ago and I finally got it. It’s actually really nice, thanks for the recommendation.

[muted rose]

Number 3: Play halo 2

[zinc bear]

Best keyboard I’ve had in a while

[waxen rose]

Number 5: say halo reach is “peak halo” and that halo hasn't been good since 2008

[muted rose]

My iq is for halo 2

[waxen rose]

You may be my spirit animal

[muted rose]

Unlikely, I am single celled

[waxen rose]

Organism is still an animal feller

Can still munch on grass and bug about

[muted rose]

False an animal must be multicellular

[hexed geyser]

funny that we're both getting/ gotten a 8bitdo product

[waxen rose]

You mean a mammal

An animal can be a water bear
My favorite bear

[muted rose]

I am those weird things in tide pools

[waxen rose]

I will scoop you up and put you under a hot lamp

[muted rose]

No please this small puddle in California is my home

My life is algae and skittering on rocks

[waxen rose]

Dry up muahahahaha

Toxic waste incoming

[hexed geyser]

speaking of rocks & lamps i miss that orange rock lamp my mom had

[muted rose]

We have microbes for that

The green goo will be neutralised

[waxen rose]

Put the slime in kids food
Let them consume the goo

[muted rose]

Only the strongest can survive

[waxen rose]

We bringing back survival of the fittest
One slime lunch at a time

[misty marsh]

Ur an amoeba

[waxen rose]

The sisters? The amoeba sisters?

[hexed geyser]

i hope they get ben back for halo 7 or something

[waxen rose]

Ben? Talking ben?😭

[muted rose]

Not all of us eat brains

[misty marsh]

I wish I knew who you were on about

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/amoeba-sisters-gif-18241085

The sisters from amoeba sisters from youtuber biology channel youtube

[misty marsh]

Okokok I need a trigger warning before I get 10th grade biology thrown at my face pls let me forget

[hexed geyser]

Breaking benjaman

[waxen rose]

My college professor made us watch her videos 😭

[waxen rose]

That band aint coming back m8

[hexed geyser]

ok

[misty marsh]

Missing out on freesciencelessons

He highkey carried

[muted rose]

There’s plenty of good science channels

[waxen rose]

I love love love biology so I eat every amoeba I find

[muted rose]

It does help to find one who does something specific

[misty marsh]

Mm protein

Mm Protists

[jade gust]

I would hope not, eating brains is pretty bad for your welbeing

[muted rose]

Mmm malaria

[waxen rose]

Looking at a harmful dangerous virus? Yummmm

[jade gust]

Breaking Benjamin isn't a single person, it's a group

[hexed geyser]

ah ok

[waxen rose]

They wont see me coming
Probably because they dont have eyes

[misty marsh]

Add it to those old 2016 YouTube food challenges

The pizza challenge and the spinner lands on amoebas

[hexed geyser]

how should i map my n64 controller for infinite

[waxen rose]

What diseases can I get after eating this plate I found in a laboratory muckbang

[misty marsh]

Sounds like the title to a filthy frank video

[robust salmon]

we ALL miss the GOAT like that 💔

[meager linden]

The what I am I reading?💀

[waxen rose]

The spinner landed on the rat plague awww mann

[robust salmon]

on EVERYONE'S SOUL here Filthy Frank was peak YT

[muted rose]

I mean joji is a good artist im sure he’s doing better

[misty marsh]

He scared the hell out of me I cannot lie to you

[waxen rose]

I hated his pink body suit skit

No one invited bro to the function 💔

[misty marsh]

Nightmare fuel

I can't unsee it whenever I hear that one shakira song

[waxen rose]

His suit is a whole tmi disaster 😭

The one time ill say “COVER UP!!!!”

[pulsar heron]

YAY im glad

[misty marsh]

So many people still do that now on tiktok in like spiderman suits and whatever it's terrifying

[robust salmon]

pink guy was great tf u mean

[waxen rose]

That is not my hero😭

[robust salmon]

can't forget chin-chin

the internet used to be so unserious... what happened 💔

[waxen rose]

The internet used to be terrible what happened

Stckr tweet 💔

[steady jolt]

https://www.youtube.com/live/JV7FnAZGsvU?si=Nm05RJiCo59aUpaN

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-spiderman-no-way-out-gif-24163541

[feral oriole]

halo master chief

🤣

[cedar turret]

That requires someone to have never broken a zipper to think it would be an issue

[hardy bane]

Pls tell me they arent rushing the remake and releasing it early..

[hasty zinc]

they aren't rushing the remake and releasing it early

anything else I can help with?

[cedar turret]

please tell me I can have a ham sandwhich

[hardy bane]

Thank u bro 🥹

[hasty zinc]

mmmm

ok you can have half of a ham sandwich

[cedar turret]

Nah, out of ham

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/t3or.gif

[cedar turret]

Put a pork roast in the crockpot instead

[ocean herald]

Someone PLEASE tell me Reach is better than Halo 4

[cedar turret]

You can't just ask people to lie; you'll have to settle for Reach's mp being better than 3s

[waxen rose]

Sorry I ate it I got hungry

[waxen rose]

Someone PLEASE put this chud out of his misery and tell him reach isnt better than halo 4

[cedar turret]

The story is worse, but funnier though

[waxen rose]

You can hit the nae nae in h4 so that gets brownie points

Also my favorite gif came from h4

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-halo-master-chief-343industries-arrest-that-man-gif-24582900

[cedar turret]

"Go to your room! Go to your room and put on people clothes! or no desert!"

[meager elm]

It is

[waxen rose]

Dont give him false hope

That kinda thing is regulated to Tuesdays only

[meager elm]

Gtv

[silk sable]

We all know it is don't lie

Reach is better

[waxen rose]

I never lie
In fact I got a ‘tell truths’ ring on rn

So that means I gotta tell the truth

[silk sable]

What are you speaking about

[waxen rose]

How truthful I am

[silk sable]

??? (Dawg Reach is definitely better than 4)

[waxen rose]

Definitely not

Halo 4 peak where is Dareal #1 h4 fan

[silk sable]

We all have our opinions ... But we can all agree that the worst Halo game is Guardians

[waxen rose]

Why are you still lying

The worst game is obviously Halo 3

Halo five… fred mention…

[silk sable]

WHATT.???!!!!??!!??!?!!?!!!?!!!!!????

[waxen rose]

?!?!?! Yeah

Im a 343 ENJOYER
Feel fear

[silk sable]

... You're too far gone

[waxen rose]

Like im a bug or sum😭

[candid tusk]

🪲

[waxen rose]

Would you put me in your bug box if I were a little beetle

[candid tusk]

No, I don't think I would.

[floral pollen]

Correct!
-# (I've also literally never played H5, so)

[waxen rose]

I see how it is. I'll be flying away and tell my beetle army about this.

[silk sable]

https://media.tenor.com/Zju6cOWhQdMAAAAM/halo-cartoon.gif

[waxen rose]

Be prepared for an infestation
A... Halo 5 infestation?

[silk sable]

Guys I feel sick inside at the 343 enthusiasts

[waxen rose]

Just dont be sick

[floral pollen]

Also tho CE Legendary its just painful
I never wish to play that again

[tacit atlas]

what a weird way to type reach

[waxen rose]

Ce is cute only because of mc and thats it
That's literally it

[raven elk]

Foehammer

[silk sable]

GUYS WHAT ARE WE ON ABOUT

[odd walrus]

Anyone actually plays halo at all?

[silk sable]

Yes

[waxen rose]

We never see her unless it's for her death

[odd walrus]

Amazing

[raven elk]

Still a badass

[floral pollen]

Nah, never heard of it
-# /j

[tacit atlas]

on hating reach, duh!! glory to covenant for glassing it 🫡

[waxen rose]

Glory to the covenant for Glassing it!!!!

[raven elk]

Have you no respect for the millions we lost???
My whole unit was wiped

[tacit atlas]

sounds like a shrimple issue

[silk sable]

Guys ... Why do we hate Reach have we never played Halo 5: Guardians??

[waxen rose]

Who is we bro 😭

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[floral pollen]

Reach, 4, and Infinite will prolly always be my fave games
At least until we actually get a new game

[tacit atlas]

it literally made everything bad, like how tf they made playable elites on only 2 gamemodes and removed the costumezione of them FOR NO REASON

[orchid crag]

GG!! How do we claim the unicorn ice nameplate after matching them?

[waxen rose]

Beat or die in the match to get it

[steady jolt]

It gets automatically applied to your account

[orchid crag]

Oh sweet thanks- I’m reloading now to see

[steady jolt]

You'll get it within the next week or 2, as it's a manual grant

[floral pollen]

It'll be granted sometime after the playdate iirc
Sometimes it takes a bit though

[orchid crag]

Ohhh ok. Thanks so much for the information!! It was so exciting to finally match them during a playdate after all these years of trying

[silk sable]

What is thoust speaketging about?

[orchid crag]

Got them on their very last match too!

[waxen rose]

How buns reach is

[orchid crag]

It was a tie - 2-2 on Husky Raid. What an epic game

[floral pollen]

I really wanna try and get it someday lol
My laptop just can't run Infinite atm, so I haven't been able to play in any of the playdates for ages

[waxen rose]

I keep telling you to save and get that pc

[orchid crag]

Ahhh bummer

[floral pollen]

It's hard when I'm not getting payed rn 🥀

[waxen rose]

Stop spending the money you have now then

On
Checks notes
Warframe

[orchid crag]

I’ve wanted the unicorn ice nameplate for years!! I’m so pumped for this. Wish it was for MCC too but I’ll gladly accept this for infinite

[tacit atlas]

and also the loadouts and armor abilities, literally useless besides sprint. /srs thanks for listening my ted talk fgdgfdgdgfdfg /j

[floral pollen]

I am
I just don't have a lot anyway
Plus my mom wants me to pay for half my laptop repair which is like $100

[waxen rose]

Stupid chud laptop

[fierce zephyr]

Lets hope halo 7 has the same story as the book of edge of dawn unless they jus abandon infinite and start over again

[floral pollen]

Yeaa 🥀

[waxen rose]

“Dallas you should get a pc” when you dont even have one either 💔

[junior horizon]

If h5 came to pc I’d play it to my heart’s content

[floral pollen]

Unless I'm rly mistaken, I think Edge of Dawn was at least vaguely meant to set up for H7

[floral pollen]

Still tho bro 🥀

[waxen rose]

I like my ps5 and xbox

[fierce zephyr]

It should be but halo studios can be unpredictable especially with the fact we never got the promised halo infinite campaign dlc

[waxen rose]

My physical games

If I get a pc it should have a disk drive so I can play rdr2 hooray

[steady jolt]

There was never any promised campaign DLC for Infinite

Nothing like that was ever announced

[waxen rose]

The dlc was catears
Be joyful

[floral pollen]

Most PCs don't have disc drives now
Plus I don't think console discs would work anyway

[orchid crag]

Thanks again so much for the quick reply. You guys are awesome!! I’m still so pumped got the adrenaline rush from actually matching Halo Studios during a play date!! After all these years.

Can’t wait to get unicorn ice when it comes in— I’ll be logging in to check for it daily, thanks.

[fierce zephyr]

Idk then but it was a thing spread around for a while