general-chat

[formal tinsel]

3 dots?

[obsidian token]

i dont think its likely we'll see anything else

[formal tinsel]

oh no! you went blind?

As you say?

[jade gust]

At this point, I really don't see us getting a Battle Royale because of a few reasons. Like how the market for Battle Royales is very saturated thanks to games like Fortnite, Apex and COD Warzone existing or how Halo doesn't really have anything to bring to the genre that'd make it stand out since many key gameplay details of Halo have already been done within the genre

Like, I know there's a group of people who talk about how an ODST themed BR mode would do numbers but honestly, I don't think it would by virtue of it needing to live up to not just the sky high expectations of that small group, but also needs to be enticing enough for the wider community to all be on board for it and be appealing to people who are hardcore BR game fans for them to hop off the ones they've spent years playing to try out a Halo themed BR

[signal wedge]

you can play Halo battle roayel in fornite

with the fem spartans and Master Chief skins

[fallow iris]

Real

[cedar turret]

And if you put cheese on your head it can be a Royale with cheese

[polar inlet]

I forgot I was in here, what’s the latest news with halo I should be concerned with

[heavy bronze]

Anyone know Best movement settings on halo 5? Didn’t play it in a long time but I honestly liked the movement better then infinite

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/oscars-standing-ovation-clap-clapping-applause-gif-5089552

Halo 5 moveset was the series' pinnacle for actual supersoldier movement vs bipedal floaty tank simulator.

[hybrid plover]

halo 5 is peak

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[wise pecan]

Lol

[vagrant kettle]

Back to the grind 🙁

Good thing I had yesterday off and will get Thursday and Friday off too

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-good-morning-goodmorning-have-a-great-day-butterfly-gif-3043997314892147946

goodmorhnig &aegis

Wow

@viral dune good morning icky spartan

[waxen rose]

This statement is supported by a real Fred enthusiast

[viral dune]

Good morning spork@molten pelican

[molten pelican]

Good morning icky spartan

How are you

[obsidian wyvern]

does sproj really deserve a good morning

[molten pelican]

What did I do vro

[wheat ridge]

Halo 5 deserves a crossplay remaster

[fading cosmos]

Does anyone know what color pallet spartan jerome is

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/rvbrain-rvb-halo-raining-sad-gif-12643018

[signal wedge]

Halo is doing something this October

[forest fossil]

so yesterday someone on kammyshep's discord had to go and shoot coyotes that were hunting cattle. after watching a horror movie on skinwalkers

[jade gust]

To give you an actual date for things, HCS is beginning on 24th of October and there will be announcements relating to projects Halo Studios have been working on

[polar inlet]

please please please something related to mendicant/offensive bias just slightly please

[jade gust]

We will see. Mendicant I doubt, but if Halo 7 is announced, I wouldn't be surprised if there was something teasing Offensive Bias appearing, but mainly because they were teased at the end of Infinite

[polar inlet]

praying we see maethrillian or something

[jade gust]

I just hope we learn more about the Endless, as that's something which feels like the logical thing to continue with

[polar inlet]

this is true

iirc the original story for 5 was gonna be chief searching for offensive bias before the storyboard was changed

I just need it

[fallow iris]

[polar inlet]

but nonetheless I’m excited to see what they have to say

I thought 5 was pretty good

[fallow iris]

Could be worse

[polar inlet]

gameplay wise but

action sack was pretty baller and warzone

[fallow iris]

At least its not Infinite

[polar inlet]

what could’ve been,.,.,.

[fallow iris]

Infinite looking real finite

[polar inlet]

we love layoffs

[fallow iris]

But I always look back at the games with a big smile

Everything before 5, excluding Halo Wars 2

[polar inlet]

I love all the games

just infinite could’ve been great

[fallow iris]

I dont hate any Halo games

Two of them just dissapointed me a lot

[polar inlet]

I’d be lying if I didn’t say I played the heck out of all of them

I just can’t get the legendary ending for CE because skill issue

[rare cedar]

y'all know what day it is today?

[polar inlet]

Thursday

[wheat ridge]

Sunday

[olive blaze]

I need some homies to play halo infinite with tonight, my friends all cry and say it’s too hard and I’m trying to play some matches tonight

[polar inlet]

not me, my rank is garbage

not sure if I broke gold 3 even once

[olive blaze]

I’m just looking for casual not ranked lol

[polar inlet]

how many games do I need to execute to reinstall

[forest fossil]

amen

[polar inlet]

yowza

[polar chasm]

Wonder what other characters we will see in the new Halo Book

[forest fossil]

i hope we see more on the banished in edge of dawn. like more vehicles / weapons

[polar inlet]

little chunk of the greater ark

[deep night]

honestly I have no one to play with cause they don't like anime 😑

[viral dune]

Good bro how about you

[polar inlet]

I mean jojosba is baller

Is hot oj really that good

[jade gust]

Two days until Legends ZA

[viral dune]

Yeah

[polar inlet]

will I get hospitalized if I microwave some Tropicana or do I have to put it in a pot

[polar inlet]

sorry, do I have to do that with Simply

[waxen rose]

National Dessert Day
Get yerself some strawberry shortcake

[cunning karma]

Wait is today national dessert day??

[waxen rose]

Waiting eagerly to see my GOAT fennekin again

[waxen rose]

Correct

[cunning karma]

WHAT THATS PERFECT ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

[polar inlet]

happy b

[cunning karma]

THANK U THANK U

[waxen rose]

I think today is also the Be Bald Be Proud holiday

[waxen rose]

Happy birthday!! I hope you have some amazing birthday treats today

[deep night]

Happy birthday

[pulsar heron]

happy birthday sentie!

[forest fossil]

which commander shepard is best. male or female

btw the same person who did the voice of palmer did the voice of the female shepard

[deep night]

F

[forest fossil]

true

[hasty zinc]

good morning everyone!

[molten pelican]

Not bad bro enjoying the fall weather

How's the weather down there for you

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-images-gif-6173013205711729723

[rare cedar]

No

Today is

https://tenor.com/view/chewsday-gif-27241927

[waxen rose]

British people 😔

[rare cedar]

Weird amirite

[wheat ridge]

I can't believe the "a new dawn" video is already 1 year old

[waxen rose]

Weird
Certainly terrifying

https://tenor.com/view/blueberry-cat-halo-halo-5-master-chief-locke-gif-15054103219541448801

[paper sun]

MT

[rare cedar]

I…. How…. What

[waxen rose]

Berry…

[rare cedar]

‘Member berries?

[waxen rose]

‘Memberrr?

Yeah I ‘memberr

[rare cedar]

Ya I ‘memberrrr

[fickle drift]

Hi guys

[forest fossil]

"do not be afraid. i am peace, i am salvation. join your voice with mine and we shall sing peace everlasting"

GRAVEMIND!!!!

[polar inlet]

Time for my daily doublefisting redbull

[forest fossil]

morning?

[viral dune]

Morning

[rare cedar]

Better be sugar free

[viral dune]

Rainy, it's the best

[rare cedar]

It’s 16 Celsius outside

Shiver me timbers

[deep night]

I love rain

[fickle drift]

Winter is best

[potent ocean]

hey guys

[forest fossil]

is it just me or would the automatons from helldivers 2 fit perfectly in the banished from halo? btw ITS AN OPINION!

[deep night]

absolutely not

watch terminator

[forest fossil]

i have bruh

[deep night]

lol

[forest fossil]

and i ment as the style of them into the banished

[deep night]

could add em as modified plasma sentinels

[forest fossil]

exactly

[deep night]

plus halo wars 2 vehicles

[normal owl]

In keeping with my namesake's Halloween costume philosophy: same costume, different year.
Also, we ended the night with a group where 4 girls wore Santa costumes and 1 girl wore a pink sweatsuit. I just thought they were doing Christmas something-or-other until I was informed hours later that they were Mean Girls, which I've never seen.

[hybrid plover]

get off the train tracks!!!

[hybrid plover]

mean girls? that’s all of em! kidddingggg

[normal owl]

We were keeping it rail.

[waxen rose]

What is that in American terms

All I know is Kelvin

[civic stone]

289ºK

[waxen rose]

Ah! Only a little chilly

[civic stone]

Yeah

[waxen rose]

It’s 273ºK

Nice and rainy here

[muted rose]

It’s 60 in Fahrenheit

[waxen rose]

That’s nice flip flop, tank top, shorts weather

[muted rose]

Pandas temp is 60, the 273k is like 30 or so in Fahrenheit assuming he means kelvin

[waxen rose]

I’m surprised it isn’t already snowing here
Last year we got snow in September

Rain rain dont go away

[pulsar heron]

it's apparently 15°c for me. it does Not feel like it

[marble cedar]

Which game is that?

[waxen rose]

Halo 5: gone berry picking

[marble cedar]

Arbiter Ranger?

[waxen rose]

Is it the wind that’s making it cold?

Or is it toasty

Becoming toast

[marble cedar]

Marathon same as Battle of Marathon in Halo? Both made by BUNGIE

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[waxen rose]

Is it already time to sleep? it’s 10 am
Oh well, i’ll take any chance I can get to nap

[paper sun]

No naps !

[waxen rose]

My plans have been foiled

[deep night]

:( I see no rain but wind

[jade gust]

There's no Battle of Marathon in Halo

There are references to the Marathon games though

[waxen rose]

Battle of Marathon…
Everyone is mad that Kelly won so they start a shoot-out (I know nothing abt the battle LOLL)

[marble cedar]

You can correct me on Halo. I dont know Halo you guys. I actually dont play Halo.

[blazing cave]

I love Halo

[dawn marten]

You think halo is coming to switch

[waxen rose]

Absolutely…. Not

[dawn marten]

Figured

[candid solar]

Trenchbird is coming to Switch though

[waxen rose]

Finally omg it’s been 5 years of waiting

[gilded adder]

It's ridiculous how dead this discord channel is for MCC, and yet I've seen games with much smaller player counts, and have a far more active discord, wtf is going on

I feel like there's gotta be some sort of hidden MCC discord cuz the player count and inactivity for MCC in this discord server is making no sense

Solo queue driving me crazy

[hasty zinc]

$50 paypal and I'll invite you to the secret MCC discord /s

[gilded adder]

Lol

[jade gust]

There's no secret Discor- Aegis, you weren't meant to divulge that /j

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/eu9NwctLbFm.gif

[pliant hatch]

there isn't a dedicated MCC channel here

[gilded adder]

Yeah, and yet no dedicate MCC discord server

Yet the player count is like 8k daily

I've played games where the player count is like 2k, and it isn't this dead

Either too many old heads playing MCC don't know discord exist or

Something is up

[pliant hatch]

it's in the #halo-discussion channel or #1076337363770417172.

[gilded adder]

No one making groups though

Everyone in here playing infinite

Which makes no sense cuz the player count there is much lower

[dawn marten]

Im playing MCC rn actually

[gilded adder]

Inv me

For the love of god, inv me

Get me out of solo queue

[dawn marten]

I dont have a membership

[gilded adder]

You don't need membership wtf

[pliant hatch]

no they aren't. they were literally talking about MCC this morning in the halo discussion channel

[dawn marten]

Im tryna play halo 4 rn

[gilded adder]

Idc, I'll play anything

I just don't wanna deal with solo queue

[gilded adder]

No one is making groups in those channels

[obsidian wyvern]

you need live for Xbox

[gilded adder]

The LFG channels are almost exclusively looking for people to play infinite with

[gilded adder]

Oh damn

[obsidian wyvern]

the lfg for infinite is dead as well anyway lol

[gilded adder]

Far more alive than MCC

Almost every post is for infinite

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah but how many people in there actually play with one another

[gilded adder]

Why is the halo discord so dead?

There's no drama here, no real reason to stay away

[pliant hatch]

then make one for mcc in the lfg channels.

[gilded adder]

Yet the player count is pretty ok, so wtf

[gilded adder]

I'm not a mod

[obsidian wyvern]

I think you're looking into it too much lol

people just don't use the lfgs

[gilded adder]

NO, because I don't wanna play solo queue, and YET I ONLY FIGHT SQUADS

[obsidian wyvern]

they make friends elsewhere and play with them

[pliant hatch]

I'm talking about a post

[gilded adder]

I know for a fact they are squads, because they keep spawn trapping my teams, and I ALWAYS have one guy leave my team at the start of every game

[jade gust]

You can post in the LFG channels without being a mod

[obsidian wyvern]

that's just MCC in general

[gilded adder]

SO WHYYYYY do I always fight squads and yet I can't find a single person to play with???

[obsidian wyvern]

it's why I quit matchmaking there

[pliant hatch]

this server is always dead during certain periods.

[gilded adder]

There's a hidden MCC discord somewhere, because what are the odds I keep finding squads

[obsidian wyvern]

every match you get someone afk/quitting/griefing

[obsidian wyvern]

people have friends, crazy

[gilded adder]

Exactly

[gilded adder]

WHERE do you get friends if there's no discord server???

[obsidian wyvern]

clans as well probably which 😬

[jade gust]

There's no secret MCC exclusive server being kept hidden from you

[gilded adder]

You telling me 4 homeboys know each other every match I play?

[obsidian wyvern]

sure

[gilded adder]

I wish I could find a clan

[obsidian wyvern]

#1076334026090094602

[gilded adder]

LIES

[pliant hatch]

there are multiple servers for halo with mcc channels. You just have to find them.

[gilded adder]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-theory-explaining-gif-12901943281765003956

Damn it

[jade gust]

I'm not lying

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-arbiter-embed-epic-fail-gif-21042802

[gilded adder]

I want permissions too

[blazing cave]

you want a lot lol

[obsidian wyvern]

you have to find the secret MCC discord to get perms

[jade gust]

You need to do a bunch of stuff to be able to post gifs here

[gilded adder]

😭

[blazing cave]

beat all campaigns on LASO

[gilded adder]

It's all one huge conspiracy...

[blazing cave]

then you get rewarded

[obsidian wyvern]

that's too easy a challenge

[jade gust]

Do they still do the baked beans test or did they remove that?

[gilded adder]

The MCC discord is a secret society

[blazing cave]

EASY?!?!

[obsidian wyvern]

easy yeah

the MCC discord is harder

[gilded adder]

To dominate public servers, and only the select few are allowed to taste such power

I wanna join the cult

[near pond]

Planar fps play and a transversal, spherical ocean with central gravity?

[pliant hatch]

I'll help you out. Look up halo customs or halo syndicate servers.

[gilded adder]

Ok

Whatever it takes to get off solo queue

[hasty zinc]

your persistence has paid off, meet under the Gateway Arch in St. Louis in approximately 147 hours. Bring 2 rolls of toilet paper, blue crocs (size 12) and 14 strips of Cinnamon Toast Cruch bacon

[near pond]

How about that for power, we pause until it's built, and keep the thread on point.

[worldly venture]

Bad mistake to make this public. Im coming.

[jade gust]

You didn't specify the brand of toilet paper

[hasty zinc]

1 ply, brand doesn't matter

[naive surge]

They probably do need sacrifices...

[obsidian wyvern]

what's that dog one adv

[jade gust]

I don't know, I'm not a dog person

[pliant hatch]

the sandpaper ones

[obsidian wyvern]

it just used the dog for its adverts lmao

[jade gust]

I kinda avoid buying brands with dog mascots

[faint mantle]

Sorry, they have **BACON? **

[hasty zinc]

yep

[gilded adder]

Oh god, crocs? I'm reconsidering my choices...

[waxen rose]

Step 1: find the secret halo 2 cutscene where master chief eats a chili dog (0.0002% of people have found this)

Step 2: invest in halo coin and lose all your life savings

[waxen rose]

Heart attack waiting to happen

[naive surge]

Is this what you eat with hot orange juice

[jade gust]

That confuses me as a vegetarian

[gilded adder]

I'm 100% willing to sacrifice the non believers of master chief for this server

[deep night]

Dang battlefield be rich with players lol

[waxen rose]

“Non-believers of master chief” do they just think he fake? Collective delusion? 😭
Idea so silly it got me giggling

[jade gust]

They need to be true believers of Meowster Chief. Which is just Master Chief with cat ears

[naive surge]

Master chief is a psyop by oni to keep the masses in line for the doomed war

[faint mantle]

Is it... good?

[severe crystal]

I wonder when the Halo 5 Armor will come out

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/405th-steve-downes-halo-kitty-master-chief-meowster-chief-gif-12439169404076061087

[severe crystal]

🚫

[waxen rose]

pink master chief for the win

[gilded adder]

That's a sin

[blazing cave]

thats crazy

[potent ocean]

hi

[blazing cave]

this honestly makes me mad

[waxen rose]

What😭

[jade gust]

Nah, that's Donut in that gif

[severe crystal]

LOL

[gilded adder]

I draw the line at making master chief a furry

[waxen rose]

Bro so hater

[severe crystal]

💯

[blazing cave]

makes me so ANGRY! 😠 grrrr

[waxen rose]

Chill out

[jade gust]

This is what I'm talking about for Meowster Chief

[waxen rose]

Im imagining the angry roblox mp3

[blazing cave]

now thats fire

[gilded adder]

But I have my pitchfork and torches ready...

I brought enough for everyone

[waxen rose]

Y'all like meowster chief but hate donutpurr?

[blazing cave]

donutpurr!?!

[jade gust]

I wish we could actually use the cat ears on the Mark VI helmet in Infinite so bad

[blazing cave]

now im REALLY angry!

[jade gust]

Or even add it to the kits for Chief

[gilded adder]

I'm seeing a whole lot of heresy right now...

[waxen rose]

Not to be a cat nerd here but
I really want them to add oriental cat ears to the helmets
Or folded cat ears

[blazing cave]

you know whats funny, they are doing a "meowing" contest today at my college

university, i should say

[obsidian wyvern]

🤨

[waxen rose]

Y'all meowing at one another?

[blazing cave]

winner wins cat food or something

[obsidian wyvern]

this reminds me of when I was coming back from uni and I saw 2 different people barking or something

[blazing cave]

like the best performing "meow" from a contestant

[jade gust]

I see no heresy here

[waxen rose]

I read something years ago about mass hysteria decades ago in a village and all these nuns would only meow and purr and nothing else for months

[jade gust]

Sounds like a normal university day. You're gonna see all sorts while there

[naive surge]

Friends of mine does these hyper realistic barks and i can never tell if its her or her dog coming through the mic

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah it was barking

[jade gust]

I once saw a rat waiting to cross the road at a zebra crossing

[waxen rose]

My friend loves to growl and howl its crazy how realistic he gets with it

[blazing cave]

i wish we had a "dog" AI in infinite that just barks

[naive surge]

Small zebra

[blazing cave]

idk about cat tho lol

[naive surge]

It just barks and you get subtitles of what its trying to communicate

[blazing cave]

facts

[waxen rose]

Halo 7 master chief finds a cat and the cat helps him solve puzzles he cant reach or smthn smthn Pokemon lets go Pikachu

[jade gust]

Wait? Do you not have zebra crossings in the States?

[jade gust]

Because now I think about it, I don't remember seeing any when I was in Texas

[naive surge]

We dont have that many zebras in the states

[waxen rose]

We keep those in zoos

[jade gust]

So you don't have these?

[waxen rose]

That's a cross walk...

[severe crystal]

No

[jade gust]

Also bonus points to who knows the name of the road

[severe crystal]

Well the cross walk yes, but what the HELL are those lines

[naive surge]

We just call that a pedestrian crossing

[jade gust]

You don't have specific ones named after animals?

[waxen rose]

No…?

[jade gust]

Y'all really don't have whimsy over there

[misty marsh]

They only have the traffic light ones

[jade gust]

We have Zebra, Pelican, Puffin, Toucan and Pegasus crossings here in the UK

[misty marsh]

Cause American roads are too wide and they don't love pedestrians as much as the UK do

[analog knot]

just casually drops abbey road

[jade gust]

I feel like I should've remembered this from when I was in the US back in 2023

[waxen rose]

Trucks here in the us dont stop for pedestrians

[obsidian wyvern]

never heard of a Pegasus crossing

[misty marsh]

Same reason why jaywalkings a thing over there

Crossing roads in the US is a headache and a half

[waxen rose]

May be illegal but ion see anyone enforcing it

[jade gust]

Basically intended more for horse riders and really not common

[misty marsh]

I'd never get my steps in if I lived there

[naive surge]

Not all states have jaywalking even if a lot of police forget that...

[misty marsh]

Yeah i always wonder what the point of that law is cause what are they gonna do if you jaywalk

[normal owl]

throw you in jay-l

[waxen rose]

Give you a 600 dollar ticket with interest

[misty marsh]

Not like you have a plate printed on ur forehead

[obsidian wyvern]

did nothing today

[misty marsh]

[waxen rose]

Bro was on a journey

[misty marsh]

Id believe this

[obsidian wyvern]

it doesn't track my steps at work and I find that to be tragic

[normal owl]

I mean, if you can see that there are thousands of pounds of metal being driven by people who are no more intelligent than you--and you don't exercise proportional caution when placing your human body in harm's way, you can't expect traffic to just stop for you. Hence the stop/go lights.

[waxen rose]

Driving in my car…

[normal owl]

Unless you're in a place like downtown Detroit, where people just roll the dice.

[obsidian wyvern]

you just cross whenever you want here lol

[waxen rose]

You can be walking on the sidewalk in Detroit and still somehow get hit 😭

[normal owl]

Not anymore! ...because every other street is half-blocked off for construction or delivery vehicles.

[waxen rose]

Construction for the copious amounts of potholes too

[naive surge]

I swear they wait until the fall to do 90% of road construction

[obsidian wyvern]

that happens here too lol

they like to start when school starts just to inconvenience everyone

not over the holiday when there's less people on the road

[waxen rose]

They smell the rain in the air and go home and say “we’ll fix it next month!!”

[normal owl]

My very first street crossing in London, I almost got hit, and I would've 100% deserved it because I looked left when crossing...forgetting that traffic comes from the right from you left-siders in the UK.

[waxen rose]

The UK needs “American” streets just so the Americans dont get confused LOLLL
Just like 2 streets at most
The rest are regular
Keeping the Americans in a confined space

[naive surge]

can we bulldoze three quarters of london so we can build some stroads, itd make me feel more at home when visiting

[pulsar heron]

london has enough stroads

[analog knot]

Needs more single family homes with no shopping nearby, and less public transit /s

[waxen rose]

Needs more 5$ for 1 burger mcdonalds please

[naive surge]

tower bridge needs 16 lanes pls

[analog knot]

Who wants mixed use zoning, gross, we need at least a 15 minute drive to do anything

[waxen rose]

Ahh… reminds me of home 😍

[obsidian wyvern]

I really can't think of much to do here in London lol

[naive turret]

Lots of sightseeing related areas and historical sites, which loses novelty value if you live there

My main reason has been going to Heathrow to transfer elsewhere

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[naive surge]

if im ever in london again i need to visit the swan and miter and pour one out for the vagabonds we lost along the way

[waxen rose]

I wanna stand on the brick that marks the starting point of the great london fire

[misty marsh]

It gets tired out quickly

Just a food place eventually

[molten pelican]

Run people over with your car

[misty marsh]

My favourite is getting black snot after going on the tubes

[obsidian wyvern]

that i can do everywhere

[molten pelican]

True

Pittsburg is like a bunch of dynfs driving around

[misty marsh]

The bakery on pudding Lane

[obsidian wyvern]

really only go in to watch a movie and eat at this point

my friends are now addicted to go karting so that rarely happens anyway

[misty marsh]

I go there to meet up with my old uni friends that graduate every now and again

Otherwise I only go if I need to shop at Westfield specifically or to commute between home and uni

[obsidian wyvern]

not the bad westfield i hope lol

[misty marsh]

White city

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah that ones chill

[misty marsh]

Stratfords more convenient for me though

Plus I love bunsik but the shops are just better at white city

[obsidian wyvern]

stratford is asking to get stabbed

[misty marsh]

Eh I spent the first three years of my life in Luton I've seen worse

[obsidian wyvern]

esp with one of my friends being loud about everyone, he always starts trouble

[obsidian wyvern]

that bad huh lol

[misty marsh]

My cousins are the same these guys don't know how to shut up in the wrong places

[hybrid plover]

gotta kick em under the table

[misty marsh]

From the dad lore I've heard yeah

[obsidian wyvern]

only been there once so never really heard anything ab it

[misty marsh]

My dads got scars like Marcus from gears

He was a brown kid growing up their in the 80s so

[granite sky]

the UNSC is researching how to genetically enhance dogs and give them power armor as well

[waxen rose]

I would love to see dog handlers in a halo game!!
Maybe thats bc I am a shadowing vet…

[sudden hound]

Any chance Helioskrill makes it into Infinite?

[blazing cave]

it did

[sudden hound]

Wait really?

[muted rose]

Like 4 operations ago yeah

[sudden hound]

Geez.... Been sleeping in infinite 💀

[desert bridge]

Waiting for vale armor set to get in the exchange

[blazing cave]

im going to have to grind for those credits

[sudden hound]

Imagine my surprise yesterday when I logged in and saw Promethean weapon cores for human & banished weapons

Wanted to see if there was any armor but my hall of armors was glitched

[blazing cave]

at least Infinite has moved away from Reach and Banished theme cosmetics 😅

that was such a drag lol

[muted rose]

4 operations of banished slop

4 operations of spiked shoulders and covered fishbowl helmets

The infinite customization has not recovered since

[blazing cave]

yeah it was cool for a while

[forest fossil]

what if when you die someone pulls of a VR headset and says "how was the simulation"
thats going to keep me up at night

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

Wait wat
Aegis i need your help

[hasty zinc]

sup

[forest fossil]

high charity

[meager linden]

You can see my regular nickname or customised as my profile?

[hasty zinc]

what do you mean

I see shadow rider

[desert bridge]

I’m already saving up, I’m at 40k right now

[meager linden]

Yes, but there's catch
Lemme

[meager linden]

It is the same form as nickname?
Cuz discord just got updated, and customisable names now can appear on server

[hasty zinc]

I don't see it like that

[blazing cave]

theres been so much in the exchange lately that ive hit 0

[meager linden]

Looks like it's only visible for me, thanks

[desert bridge]

I nearly never change my customization either than my weapon skins

[forest fossil]

glory to the banished

[blazing cave]

yeah i only ever update customization with the latest rewards and exchange stuff

[forest fossil]

gravemind helmet

[hybrid plover]

lil wayne

can we get lil wayne in halo

[fathom stream]

Bruh

[hybrid plover]

just an idea idk

i’m kinda the idea guy

[waxen rose]

Wade is having visual delusions again 💔

[normal owl]

And, more importantly: the food from the weekend:

[obsidian wyvern]

bruh

I hope I don't have to see this in servers

id like it to stay simple

[waxen rose]

Omg now I am drooling.

[forest fossil]

what if the covenant invaded super earth?

[waxen rose]

Sushi is a need right now after my midterm exams

[meager linden]

Looks like it already happened, but only for PC and visible not for everyone

[normal owl]

You deserve it after making it past that milestone!

[half elbow]

What kind….

[waxen rose]

Maybe ill ask my grandpa to take me out to my local sushi buffet on the midterm break

I know he enjoys the company

[half elbow]

Stacy’s Mom has got it going on.

[cosmic pulsar]

^ real

[forest fossil]

we do not care

about food at the moment

[normal owl]

That works out perfectly: he'll definitely appreciate the company. Time with loved ones is a resource that gets scarcer and scarcer, so it's wonderful that you want to give him that time with you. Hope you guys have a great time!

[waxen rose]

I love spending time with him and listening to him yap about his war stories

[waxen rose]

I do !!
Time for an early dinner
Maybe a snack or two

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah, lame

love making it harder to read names

[meager linden]

I'll fix it, but tomorrow
I hope they added the setting "to see the profile only to you, not for the server"

[obsidian wyvern]

i mean its not a you problem, i just wanted it to stick to profiles

like i had trouble reading this first try

[normal owl]

O I A 3 9 half-pickaxe

[obsidian wyvern]

discord will do everything except raise the free upload limit to something decent

i read g1a first

[normal owl]

I could see that

[meager linden]

After hospital, I'll change then

[forest fossil]

...

[obsidian wyvern]

this is a nice change though, havent seen the option myself

seen people without nitro have it too

[meager linden]

They should add more tablets for games😭

See you all tomorrow after when I will return from the hospital

[normal owl]

Wishing you good doctors, a smooth operation, and a rapid recovery

[meager linden]

For recovery I'm already without hope, because it will be with me for my entire life, and operation more like kidneys CT

Gilbert's syndrome
Currently I have that syndrome, and don't worry, it's non harmless for me

[pulsar heron]

wishing you good results

chronic illness can be hard, i hope you have a good support system my friend

[normal owl]

Whew yes I just looked it up and saw it's harmless. That's a relief!

[half elbow]

Hope you’re doing okay, even though I don’t know you lol

[pulsar heron]

i know you've been here a little while now but welcome to the server, sweepi!

[meager linden]

Thanks everyone for the good words

I appreciate it

[deep night]

I definitely need therapy

Halo infinite matches has fried my brain and I feel too angry

[dawn marten]

Hey my sisters husband only speaks Spanish is there a way to get the voice acting in Spanish or is that not available?

[obsidian wyvern]

should be in settings

[dawn marten]

And now its trying to update for some reasons

It started like downloading the games again

[granite sky]

🪦

[hybrid plover]

downloading or updating?

[glad aspen]

https://x.com/SteveDownes117/status/1978153135890702578

Steve Downes (@SteveDownes117)

Repped for our girl, @jentaylortown, in Chicago this past weekend! Jen and I can’t wait to see you guys at the Halo World Championships in Seattle, October 24 & 25!

PS: BIG NEWS A’COMIN!! 👀👀

#halo #haloworldchampionships #hcs #seattle #stevedownes #masterchief #jentaylor

X · Oct 14, 2025, 5:37 PM

[forest fossil]

i have found the ultimate guide to halo infinite customazation
https://cylix.guide/

[dawn marten]

Updating

[blazing cave]

I ❤️ Cortana!

[forest fossil]

so do i

and the weapon

[noble wyvern]

Wort wort wort

[noble wyvern]

Cars 4 is fake

[waxen rose]

Yeah cars are generally fake

[misty marsh]

Cars don't talk I think

[steady jolt]

Tell that to KiTT

[obsidian wyvern]

my car constantly tells me its fine to crash into the bmw driver in front wdym

[hasty zinc]

also don't teslas have like full AI talking modes now too?

[fickle drift]

Hi

[candid solar]

Teslas have a great deal of tools, none of which are bigger than the owner of the company.

[muted rose]

They’re not tools that like, make it a better car

QOL features is the best way to put them

[forest fossil]

😐

[waxen rose]

Revenant marks down a tally on their windshield on how many pedestrians and BMWs they’ve hit
There’s so many tallys that he cant see anymore

[naive turret]

Scratches them on like Emile

I’ve seen the car, it’s pretty grim

[warm trail]

I’m so good with the sniper people be calling me church

🥀

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/church-sniper-quitting-rv-b-red-gif-13882392

[noble wyvern]

H2 jackal snipers on legendary: I am a joke to you?

[forest fossil]

rvb

[limpid nova]

Has anyone played longshore or daylight maps in squad battle or does that come later?

[obsidian wyvern]

why would u put me into a 1v1 game across the world bruh

right not playing infinite for another 2 months

[molten pelican]

Based

[misty marsh]

Bmw drivers have magic powers when it comes to making people and things angry that's an exception

Sheila supremacy anyway

[granite sky]

how about those trucks with lighthouse headlights

[granite sky]

why are there no ford rangers in Halo

[icy jolt]

[vagrant kettle]

Watch the TV show, there’s a 2001 Chevy Tahoe

A 550 year old Chevy Tahoe

[rare cedar]

[fickle drift]

Halo Mobile

[forest fossil]

😉

[noble wyvern]

If you have the original halo ce disc look at it cus the image on the disc is mirrored sometimes if you look at the warthog

[upbeat magnet]

Can halo studios please turn off cross play with PC. Let pc go up against pc and console vs console. Every single multiplayer game pc players always end up on top and there is an obvious clear and cheating advantages that PC players have and use.

[deep night]

True

[tight remnant]

I want to be able to play with my friends and enjoy gaming with others

And cheating allegations... those don't happen often

[obsidian wyvern]

skill issue

[still dawn]

Pc players would be looking for a match for eons, plus you can keep up with M&K just get gud

[upbeat magnet]

There should be an option to turn off crossplay. I know I am not the only one who is exhausted with pc players.

[obsidian wyvern]

skill issue x2

[tight remnant]

The thing they do need to nerf though about mouse is the vehicle advantage

[upbeat magnet]

Why is it every time someone makes any comment about an actual issue. Someone always thinks its cute to say the over used comment "skill issue" be original and have more of a substance of a comment than that.

[dawn marten]

In halo 4 I just die a whole lot the laso must be worse than hell

[tight remnant]

make the turrets and turning less fast

And also increase maximum sensitivity on controller

[deep night]

Cry harder

[obsidian wyvern]

controller legit has the advantage in pretty much all halo games

[obsidian wyvern]

are you not the one complaining about pc players lol

[tight remnant]

Let's keep it civil guys

I play on PC with controller

[obsidian wyvern]

people saying pc usually mean kbm because they cant differentiate the 2 🥴

[dawn marten]

I thought it did have an option to turn off crossplay?

[deep night]

lol. All I said was true cause I agreed to something. Now pls child. the adults are talking

[obsidian wyvern]

so you are complaining about them

[hasty zinc]

ew

[naive turret]

Yikes on a bike

[upbeat magnet]

Exactly. An option. Instead of making it mandatory. They had the option in infinite rank a while back but took it off.

[obsidian wyvern]

they got rid of it within like a month

[vagrant kettle]

For the most part I agree
It should be optional I think

[obsidian wyvern]

lets make a dead franchise even more dead yesss

[deep night]

so? Yet here you are arguing

[dawn marten]

That's actually a good point

I go away now

[vagrant kettle]

I just don’t like losing

[slim sequoia]

who does!

[obsidian wyvern]

i will not play

[hasty zinc]

what CE remake?

[vagrant kettle]

I am… inevitable

[slim sequoia]

which one?

[deep night]

isn't halo studios having drama for ce remake

[naive turret]

There’s drama for lots of things that haven’t left the rumor mill

Because people thirst when in a drought

[slim sequoia]

them using unreal 5 isnt a rumor though right? i feel like that was confirmed at some point

now THAT is crazy and worth drama

[hasty zinc]

they are using Unreal for some future project, they just haven't said what it is yet

[slim sequoia]

ah seems legit

they are using unreal 5 for a new show that's biblically accurate to the games!

i still gotta finish season 2 of the halo show

[deep night]

honestly I'm just waiting for some goodness from halo and if not I'm just gonna stay in mcc

[slim sequoia]

yea cant beat mcc custom games!

[deep night]

mhm

[obsidian wyvern]

mccs probably never gonna actually die

[dawn marten]

If halo 7 doesn't come out on xbox one im gonna scream

[deep night]

More like infinite-less

[naive turret]

I’ll get my ear plugs.

[obsidian wyvern]

wdym shut off

i dont see why they would

[still dawn]

Yeah I dont see anything else they release scratching the H2 itch for me

[dawn marten]

I decided im gonna play laso CE

[still dawn]

👀

[slim sequoia]

dang, booted infinite for the first time of the season and NO tactical or snipers? absolutely tragic 😭

[hasty zinc]

they need to just leave the old games alone

[obsidian wyvern]

i mean i doubt theyre making much from mcc anyway

[hasty zinc]

I want new stories

[deep night]

Unlikely if ce remake is not having a great reveal

[hasty zinc]

what CE remake?

[dawn marten]

Ah yes blood Gulch remake would be interesting

Though Im attached to old blood gulch

[blazing cave]

Cant wait for Halo Infinite 2.0 to be announced

[still dawn]

The only thing that would have me gassed about remakes of the old franchise is if they added the heaps of stuff that were cut from them during development tbfr

[hasty zinc]

eh, we've already seen most of that stuff

[naive turret]

Not like they have a bloat of unresolved characters already but weeeee

[hasty zinc]

I can't say I wouldn't play a remake of an older game if they ever did make one, but I just want new stuff

as long as it's not ODST

unless they remake ODST into an actually good game

[obsidian wyvern]

no need, its already good

[naive turret]

Halo 4 on the other hand

[hasty zinc]

you don't mess with perfection

[naive turret]

Aegis it has Gondolas even you can’t attribute perfection to it

[obsidian wyvern]

i bet even aegis skips that section

[waxen rose]

You can’t do that, I eated them all

[still dawn]

You are now exiled to Atropos

[obsidian wyvern]

see aegis hasnt said no

[hasty zinc]

as long as there's not a copy of ODST or Reach there then I'm fine

[hasty zinc]

shutdown right?

yeah I skip it

[waxen rose]

Real halo 4 fans hate halo 4

[deep night]

lol

I play infinite ammo on it 😂🤣

[dawn marten]

Halo 4 is cruel to me

[naive surge]

in tHeOrY sbmm should make that a non-issue. players with an imput advantage would place higher and get put against similarly skilled players of the same imput and higher skilled players of an imput that is disadvantageous, the tech+skill would average out.

[dawn marten]

I saw the same portal that's in doom in halo 4 but blue

[deep night]

lol

[analog knot]

They are right, no?

I know people on controller with horrible mmr and on mnk with high mmr, it is valid 😄

[deep night]

True but it disgusted me :3

[dawn marten]

I think uh I found a bug or some kind of glitch
I was in the wart hog and those tank enemies flung me onto the side of the place and the enemies disappeared

And now its playing acting like I defeated them all

It was the infinity mission in halo 4

[cedar turret]

Without more details it is hard to tell, but it sounds like you just despawned them.

[waxen rose]

Heh
a win is a win

[dawn marten]

I even got it recorded

[forest fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-chat-good-night-halo-halo4-master-chief-gif-25760784

[deep night]

yea definitely despawn

[dawn marten]

Is there anywhere to post it

[deep night]

maybe #1075989764026675210

[dawn marten]

Won't lemme post it on there

[deep night]

Hm, idk

[dawn marten]

I tried making a fourm and wasn't an option for video in the message

I dont really need help I just want to share the bug

[deep night]

i dont if you need permission to post a video here

[hexed geyser]

on Duo again agies?

[empty lantern]

whats the fastest game type to get these 50 games out of the way so i can play ranked on an alt account

Seems like Rumble pit is fast

[stone falcon]

Well that's two instruments I can play "Blow Me Away" on now 😎

[rough quest]

What would help me level up heroes of reach pass quicker?

[hasty zinc]

earning xp

probably firefight with XP boosters

[waxen rose]

Are you learning Dwarvish or what

[hasty zinc]

spanish

and when I get around to it, Klingon

[waxen rose]

Smh you gotta learn how to speak cybertronian

[worldly venture]

Grah ror fa ren?

[waxen rose]

Something something starscream is the best character

[safe dawn]

wait do we actually have a full description of the language?

ik we have characters for it but they're just the english alphabet but funni

like standard galactic

[waxen rose]

I mean you can certainly translate english into cyberteonian using fan translators

I dont think hasbro has delved into the full linquistics of cybertronian for their silly little guys

[safe dawn]

sad

ik there's at least a small amount of spoken cybertronian in the live action movies, I don't remember where though

it was in either TF4 or TF5

bro this translator didn't even try 😭 it's just robot emoji speak

[fading cosmos]

Didnt know gamepass was that cheap compared to ps plus

[worldly venture]

All the decepticons say it

All the NPC ones only speak cybertronian and Megatron and Starscream sometimes say it

Shockwave speaks it too

[desert bridge]

Sup

[fickle drift]

Is there a way to level up op passes with survive the undead
challenges progress slow af, but are there any bonuses for lasting lots rounds/time?

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo
Currently writing from hospital reception
It will be my first CT, so I'm scared as hell

[strong prism]

ello everyone good afternoon

[meager linden]

Good for you

Just did CT, currently waiting for results

[gusty bolt]

So like

I love the wart hogs that are on halo

And the ghost that has a machine gun built inside its badass

[void sandal]

Which do u prefer?

[eager shale]

Ghosts

[void sandal]

Cool I prefer hogs

[eager shale]

Hogs are nice but they need an extra person

[vocal turtle]

hallo !!!!

idk if this is the right place to say it but im a longtime halo fan that just never realized there was a discord for us! so hi everyone :3

[signal wedge]

HOG RIDAAA

[jade gust]

Well, this is the official Halo Discord so I'd say you found the right place

[vocal turtle]

HOG RIDAAAAAAA

[vocal turtle]

i would hope so lmao

i genuinely have no idea how i never knew there was an official discord after all these years im embarrassed tbh

[jade gust]

It's been round for years

Like, I've been here since the early days of it being public

[vocal turtle]

i wish i'd known omg it's So Over

i would've been here from the start if i could have 🥀

[obsidian wyvern]

you missed out on everything

[vocal turtle]

damn...

[rare cedar]

From everyone having image perms for 30 minutes to the constant argument if sprint should be in Halo to why Halo 3 is the greatest Halo ever made.

[jade gust]

But Halo 4 is the greatest Halo ever made

[signal wedge]

I didnt even know discord existed before 2019 so

[vocal turtle]

crying

[vocal turtle]

i missed sm

[steady jolt]

Additional recap items:

• Noble 6 is alive, at least 4 times a week
• Bungo versus Tree four Tree
• Dead game
• Awakening the nightmare in the season pass
• How many beans would it take to fill Onyx?

[vocal turtle]

4x a week is pretty good

[vocal turtle]

this uncannily sums up most of the general fandom discourse

i probably won't be the most active member but i'm sure i'll show up every so often to yell and cry abt cortana in great and painstaking detail 🥀

[signal wedge]

I mean James was considered dead before he appeared in the latest book

[jade gust]

James had leeway where there was always the possibility to be alive. Six was very definitively stabbed by multiple Elites

[vocal turtle]

i cant believe that happened... im so sorry.... spoiler??????⁉️

[dawn marten]

Mb

[signal wedge]

tis but a scratch

[vocal turtle]

tis but a flesh wound ....

[jade gust]

And if Six somehow managed to walk away from multiple energy sword stabs, the planet around them being glassed definitely would kill them

[signal wedge]

his titanium suit protected him trust

[jade gust]

Also like, thematically, it'd just ruin Reach if Six lived

[vocal turtle]

nahhh they were just built different... (tears of person in perpetual denial despite all these years)

[jade gust]

The discarded helmet says otherwise. Kinda need that to protect your head

[signal wedge]

😔

[vocal turtle]

i love my six but this is the truth imo

[vocal turtle]

bro wdym... they obviously had a skull made of titanium (niche lore detail)

[signal wedge]

bone graft made of ceramic

[vocal turtle]

but of course

[vocal turtle]

my argument is null bc i don't even know if titanium is remotely bulletproof and it definitely could not be energy sword-proof lmao

[signal wedge]

lore wise? those things cut trough UNSC Titanium like hot knife

trough butter

cant even tank plasma pistols

[worldly venture]

Yea

Just keep playing, I already finished the op with this mode

[rare cedar]

Hahahaha I forgot about the last one

[vocal turtle]

oh absolutely

do u think any sangheili would be willing to make me a teeny tiny energy blade so i could slice butter more efficiently 😔

[dawn marten]

I need a energy blade pizza cutter

[vocal turtle]

for real bro

[signal wedge]

finger blade memory from the Halo show

[vocal turtle]

oh my god lmfao

[rare cedar]

There’s one in the halo tv show

[dawn marten]

Energy blade men's razor

[vocal turtle]

we don't speak about this........

[signal wedge]

energy blade but you need the high ground to activate it

[vocal turtle]

gillette if it was goated

[vocal turtle]

crying

[vocal turtle]

the sangheili must have truly next-gen manscaping tech

[rare cedar]

Let’s not make it weird on your first day

[vocal turtle]

well

[obsidian wyvern]

reach had the smaller ones too

[vocal turtle]

what shall we discuss in that case

[indigo lotus]

I remember seeing that watching the show last year

[obsidian wyvern]

couldnt find a better image, couldnt be bothered to watch reach again

[vocal turtle]

oh my goodness gracious

[blazing cave]

Now you got to do Jega’s wrist energy blades

[obsidian wyvern]

ill fall asleep watching infinite too

[vocal turtle]

i Would like to see

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/google-gif-google-gif-for-messages-google-gif-gif-1045234766527568383

[vocal turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

[vocal turtle]

why gif no work 🥀

[sharp aurora]

we don’t get gif or image perms 💔

[vocal turtle]

ohhh makes sense

i was not aware 🥀

we ball regardless

[atomic perch]

hi

[fair cave]

hey

[vocal turtle]

hallo

[fair cave]

how's everyone doing?

[dawn marten]

I heard if you play all laso campaigns they give you image perms (j)

[fair cave]

bet

[vocal turtle]

so why don't i have image perms 🥀🥀🥀

lmao

i did it once and Never again lmao

[fair cave]

lol

[vocal turtle]

all campaigns on laso is something you gotta go to therapy for afterwards kdjcndj

[fair cave]

fr tho

anyway, ima go back to playing halo 3 ODST see ya

[vocal turtle]

omg hell yeah have fun

it's raining here tonight for the first time in forever it rly feels like an odst night

[dawn marten]

Ive been playing halo 4

Im kinda starting to like it somewhat

[vocal turtle]

donut don't make me cry ough

[vocal turtle]

i'm a halo 4 truther but it depends on which aspects we're talking abt

[dawn marten]

Well at first I hated it

But last night I ended up finding a bug

[vocal turtle]

ooo which bug

[dawn marten]

Despawning enemies

[vocal turtle]

omg wait which method

i remember doing that back in the day but i barely remember how i did it

[dawn marten]

Getting flung into the air

I pressed the record button on my Xbox quickly

[vocal turtle]

i wanna see lmao

[dawn marten]

Dunno where I can post it

[meager linden]

If Halo related to #1076327824924872755

[vocal turtle]

oh should we move the convo? sorry i just got here :>

[meager linden]

Why tho
If convo don't break the #rules-and-guidelines you can talk about

[vocal turtle]

okay! :} was just making sure

[vocal turtle]

u can dm me for it if u want, i miss h4 content lol

[obsidian wyvern]

hes saying the video will embed in show and tell

[meager linden]

Remind me that I need to change my name style

[vocal turtle]

oh im silly thank u

[dawn marten]

I put it in the wth post, also why can't I see show and tell on my list here

Oh there it is

[vocal turtle]

weird, #1076327824924872755 shows the very beginning of the channel and has a hard time letting me scroll to the newest additions

might just be a discord moment

[vocal turtle]

we shall

[dawn marten]

https://discord.com/channels/471722331820130324/1426421660591984713

[vocal turtle]

yay found it!

[blazing cave]

Me too

[vocal turtle]

nice pfp 🫂🫂🫂

[vocal turtle]

https://discord.com/channels/471722331820130324/1426421660591984713

[blazing cave]

nice pfp 🫂🫂🫂

[vocal turtle]

hehee thats my girl...

[blazing cave]

Cortana is the best

[meager linden]

The Weapon

[vocal turtle]

u get it

[vocal turtle]

i will agree to disagree 😔

[arctic crypt]

I think you get 1 gate every 10 waves, something like that. It caps at 5 gates / 5500xp for your pass.

[vocal turtle]

well that's cringe ☹️

[vocal turtle]

i tire ...

[blazing cave]

Same

[vocal turtle]

based bio btw

[blazing cave]

That’s one of my favorite lines from Cortana lol

[vocal turtle]

me too don't make me cry lmao

is it also censored in infinite? or is it just mcc not being caught up? either way that's whack :/

[vocal turtle]

i'm curious which is your fav halo

[languid vessel]

oh jets i recgonise your name

from when i was in this server ages ago

[vocal turtle]

wait fish am i crazy or did you have a halo twt acc ar some point ur user looks so familiar

[languid vessel]

i do have a twitter. i make art sometimes (havent in ages cuz of school work)

[vocal turtle]

sorry for the random questioning 😭i was a big account on halotwt like 3 years ago and then i went kinda MIA for a long time up til now so it's rly interesting seeing people around the community that i vaguely recognize

[languid vessel]

ah all good mate no worries

i do the exact same thing with recognising names from various discords and twitters

what was your twitter?

[blazing cave]

The best one

[vocal turtle]

oh lord i'll be so embarrassed to link it now LMAO

[vocal turtle]

but of course

[languid vessel]

jets you have been here a while right or am i mixing you up with a tf2 server

[blazing cave]

What’s up. I love-it dah Halo

[languid vessel]

oh okay this is the sefrver i was thinking of

[blazing cave]

I created my discord account because of Infinite

I’ve been here for a while

[vocal turtle]

okay wait i logged back into my old twt and it wasn't as mortifying as i thought

[languid vessel]

thats good to hear

[vocal turtle]

i was @ cortanakissr and i made a few posts this year but i mostly have been IA since like 2023

[languid vessel]

i see

[vocal turtle]

even if that acc was extremely cringe to me, i still got a like from jen taylor on a cortana edit i made so i guess i partially win lmao

[languid vessel]

yhell yeah

sorry if my messaging is sporadic, currently in an infnite match

[vocal turtle]

that's genuinely the best excuse lmao

and dw 🫂

[vocal turtle]

probably my magnum opus https://x.com/cortanakissr/status/1476460018979328005?s=46&t=MNHWYTEWyKmbgwNzNW2M8Q

[normal owl]

Post-purchase transactions are a part of life. Curious how crazy surge pricing will get on this:

"Southwest plans to offer a last-minute Priority Boarding option. Prices weren’t disclosed and will be dynamic, as is the case with its current Upgraded Boarding. The asking price for a Phoenix-Dallas flight last week: $93 one way.
And it really means priority in this new world order. There will be a separate Priority Boarding line, Southwest says. And people in it will board before Groups 1 and 2.
That means there are really nine boarding groups. The only people who will board ahead of you in the group are passengers with disabilities." --WSJ

[waxen rose]

Post… purchase… transactions..

[vocal turtle]

sorry attorney that i don't know you well but omg. southwest screwed everything over so bad recently im so irritated

[languid vessel]

push teh purchase back

[vocal turtle]

free carry-ons were like the only reason everyone (including me) loved southwest and now they're adding all this it's wild

[languid vessel]

bro it sounds like airplane stufff is sos different in the US to australia

[waxen rose]

Gotta stick to the tried and true method: drive halfway across the country in yer car for 13 hours /ns

[normal owl]

The ubiquitous practice of selling stuff to the customer after they've made the primary initial purchase, which gamers often believe is a phenomenon somehow unique to modern gaming and unjust.

[vocal turtle]

it's actual torture nowadays i hope it isn't so bad in australia

[normal owl]

Yeah I know a few ardent Southwest flyers and they're all angry about the overhaul.

[vocal turtle]

that was me 🥀

[waxen rose]

I can understand the unjust part
Esp from me coming from a impoverished background
I aint got extra moolah to spend

Unless it's coffee hehehe

[vocal turtle]

i flew frontier recently because of all this and i almost died because my bags were even more expensive than the new southwest policy and the seats were cement and the plane was so insanely cramped it felt almost inhumane

[wheat ridge]

found you

[languid vessel]

in aus we have quantas, jetstar (owned by quantas but budget) and a couple of others and it just seems kinda average overall

hello dea

[wheat ridge]

in how many halo related discord servers are you in?

[vocal turtle]

i just wanted to fly cheaper but it somehow ended up being the same price but physically sm worse

[waxen rose]

Just wait to you see the new “seating arrangement ideas” images thatve been floating around 😭

[languid vessel]

HBS, SGT blair, HCJ, a HCJ spinoff, streamer, LSH, r/hi, blender guy from twitter, archive

[vocal turtle]

I SAW. we are so cooked.....

[vagrant kettle]

I like delta
My grandpa flew for Northwest and then for delta when they merged

[vocal turtle]

halloooo

[waxen rose]

I dont want the bottom seat
Basically getting put in the blast zone💔

[languid vessel]

also do you guys not have two boarding things, one for the front and one ofr the back

[vocal turtle]

delta and united are pretty okay but the extra fees for bags are wild

[vocal turtle]

i always get the back so i can pay less but southwest Ruined it 😔

[normal owl]

Almost had the same experience lol. The rep was nice enough to offer me the option to step back from the counter and remove literally 1 pound of luggage to avoid an extra $100 charge.

[vocal turtle]

that sounds like frontier omg

[waxen rose]

Had to get rid of your master chief plushie omg no💔

[vocal turtle]

he's a heavy and respectable plushie

[waxen rose]

please dont leave your master Chief's at the air port
It might overwhelm him

[languid vessel]

wait hte back is cheaper??? i think its just you pay wahtever for the fflight andf you get whatever seat you getin aus

i may just be uneducated as i havse nveer bought a ticekt for a plane myselfg but whatever

[vocal turtle]

oh yeah if you pay the cheapest possible price you will probably board last which = back of the plane but it is cheaper and ur also closer to the bathrooms if it's a long flight

[waxen rose]

Yay

[languid vessel]

interesting

also are you arlgiht if i call you maddy

[vocal turtle]

please don't let john get overstimulated :( it is not good for The spartan :(

[waxen rose]

Make sure to walk your spartan outside every 3 to 4 hours

[vocal turtle]

actually i have never gone by maddy so it's just madeline, but i also like being called snow if you want a shorter name!

[languid vessel]

easy peasy

[vocal turtle]

he needs outdoor exposure or he may explode :(

[vocal turtle]

thank u!! also what can i call u? :}

[languid vessel]

just go with jish

jish is waht veryhhone calls me

[vocal turtle]

got it! :}

[languid vessel]

also apologies for my typing i am trying to get my messages out before i respawn adn my discord laggs like hellsoi get half a message out before it appears in the text box

[vocal turtle]

help ur fine 🫂🫂

[vocal turtle]

the only thing that this tells us is that ur balling

[wheat ridge]

hello

[waxen rose]

Do not feed him past midnight or be may duplicate :(

[languid vessel]

i think it tells you that i am dying a lot actually

[vocal turtle]

oh god what will we do with Two johns :( we can't let him do mitosis that's Too many child soldiers 🥀

[waxen rose]

Omg help me i accidebtaly fed him at 1 am last night omg they wont stop duplicating somtone help

[vocal turtle]

nahhhhh it's fine ur simply balling on levels that we don't rly understand

[eager badger]

Lead me to heaven when we die🎶

[languid vessel]

im playing slayer...

[vocal turtle]

my statement stands

[vocal turtle]

oh god we are done for

[vocal turtle]

that's what i'm sayin

[eager badger]

[waxen rose]

There's 5 of them now and they wont stop saying the same halo 3 quotes in unison

[languid vessel]

i need a weapon

[vocal turtle]

that's a little bit fair

[eager badger]

[waxen rose]

I dont have enough crochet hats for 5 Johns

[vocal turtle]

he does need a weapon that's true

[magic shore]

https://tenor.com/view/bojangles-sir-purr-carolina-panthers-dancing-dance-gif-7177713270637943017

[vocal turtle]

they're gonna have to fight to the death :(

[waxen rose]

John fighting ring

[vocal turtle]

john on john violence .... 💔

[blazing cave]

Halo 3?!!!

[waxen rose]

This is an arrestable offense 💔

[blazing cave]

You think anyone got the gremlins reference lol

[vocal turtle]

i did lol

[vocal turtle]

delete the whole server /j we cant have john on john violence

[waxen rose]

LOL

We gotta take it all down now

[vocal turtle]

my god it's past 5am for me i better sleep

[waxen rose]

Sleep schedule is somehow worse than Revenants

[vocal turtle]

it's actually 5:53 rn so even worse than u thought 🥀

it's okay i have nothing to get up for tmr but still lmao

[waxen rose]

Not okay!!
Imagine the hoard of sleep debt you now owe

[wheat ridge]

someone once got muted because they wouldnt go to sleep

[waxen rose]

I dont think mods can do that anymore

[vocal turtle]

thanks for being so welcoming tonight everyone i super appreciate it :3

[vocal turtle]

that will probably be me someday

[vocal turtle]

the official Board of sleep is gonna eviscerate me

[waxen rose]

You owe sooo much sleep to the bank bureau of sleep rn

[vocal turtle]

for real i owe probably a full year's worth of sleeping hours

okay i shall be back tmr bye guys! :}

[waxen rose]

!! Bye

[dawn marten]

I played mcc out of order

[stone falcon]

Time to glass the area...

[languid vessel]

adios, im also going to bed!

[waxen rose]

OMG

They're all dust this is a tragedy

[steady jolt]

lol @obsidian wyvern 😂

[hybrid plover]

morning halo

[magic shore]

👋🏿

[hybrid plover]

i brushed my teeth. bout to chug hot oj

[obsidian wyvern]

i got muted 3 times for not sleeping actually

[dawn marten]

What if i just add 'and" to my user name a bunch of times with a bunch of names

[waxen rose]

Double and O’ and Jelly and Donit