#general-chat
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He goes to the gym so heās not a gamer
in my defense i was going to refer to the cow so technically it is within context but šššššš
Absolutely.
Imagine his enhanced reflexes. He'd go pro in everything. He'd probably start an OnlyFans. Truly a king among men.
Bro what
LOL
I would subscribe to a chief onlyfans

Id buy ngl
id watch chief stream fs
Or break the controller
there it goes
oh my god he's litterally me
When people who arenāt augmented get into mjolnir it breaks their bones and kills them
hed give commentary as he does a play through of CE-Infinite and be like ānah the energy shields were on the left side this inaccurateā
So a little controller wouldnāt last long
You arenāt me with that kinda comment
skill issue
id simply just handle yk
I was talking about the pepe.

Wasnāt goated with the sauce
hey wtf
guys halo cortana is real look up cortana on windows!
mods BAN HIM
lets all get some fresh air
Help
im sitting outside as we speak does that count
@unborn ledge
Bro I work from home, have nothing to do, and have to sit here
I break the mjolnir
sit outside
Go outside
I can't, what if I have to do something
then do it
then go outside
You just said you donāt have anything to do
I mean I get calls randomly haha
4k
I need to be at my computer for my job constantly to fix things
u got one of them lil headsets huh
yeah the really beta ones
move your house outside
wfh equipment was always bookie when i did it best of luck bro
I have tech support for the government and get called like once an hour to tell a boomer to turn their pc off and on again
Whenās your next break time
where are the patch notes
how come halo waypoint doesnt have the most recent updates pach notes
I get breaks?
i mean shoot once an hour is def enough time to step outside and say hello to nature
just real quick like
but there are people outside
Oh you donāt get breaks? Cool. Ima mute you for the next 5 min to go outside and get some fresh air.
where are patch notes
I just leave my window open year round. Nature comes to me
Patch notes for what
operationās probably right?
the game my guy. Most recent update
i aint mean to put my guy iether yo my b
Patch notes wise is found in the season 5 update. For the new operation/event, you can find it in #announcements
ight thx
Np my guy
https://www.twitch.tv/halo
live now
Had a great adventure many things were seen
Was there a change in MMR with recent update. Two days ago (last time I played) I had my far share of W and L but today, it's constant L against teams that out match my team with scores always being something like 20 to 50, or no flags to 3 captures. Doesn't matter what mode I play I have played 10+ matches at it feels that way
the wanderer hath returned from his pilgrimage
Welcome back.
Second day of a new event. All the higher ranks came back to finish it before going back to CoD
Wat is community play date?
play with them and u can get an exclusive nameplate
There hasn't been a new AI colour since 1st of november of last year
Nor a new AI since Iratus.
Just did two more matches, same results, absolutely stomped on by enemy each match. This is so frustrating
Hate that feeling
Will firefight be it's own category or only matchmaking?
However I got a Series S this week : D and I finally adjusted my sensitivity settings and I'm playing sooooo much better
Turns out I just like my sensitivity like the MCC type titles
I am still on old Xbox one, can't figure out my sensitivity. Just always feels wrong.
I looked at tips online and read what all the settings mean. Someone had a recommendation for a more "old" (like Halo 2 or 3) feeling.
Not sure but I am so excited
Halo Infinite could use some PvE outside of the campaign
Dude same, I can't wait to kick banished butt when it drops
(was gonna say a different word but apparently it's foal language..)
being one of the people that made one of the halo 3 remakes the negative sentiment about sbmm ruining things has me kinda down
i didn't notice much of a difference to quick play tbh
halo 3 on mcc is much sweatier
also congrats on getting in the playlist
Wait that person made one of the maps?
Does MCC have a published schedule for playlists? Ive been trying to make sense of the rotations but I cant š¦
Oh shoot that's p cool hats off to ya mate
Hats off lol
I do use that term idek why LOL it makes me sound like an old British person
We said it at the same time but fr pretty cool to do that on infinite
Yeahhhh
I just noticed in the top-right one of the mod's statuses is "Wake me when you need me" that's so fitting tbh
Bruh I'm British lol
lol no offense tho it just sounds sophisticated and old school LOL
None taken man lmao
isolation
Gonna hop on rn and hope I get to play it lol thx
people going on about sbmm have no idea what they're on about
they're complaining about fair matches and it's stupid
THat's a bit of an oversimplification. It can be statistifcally shown via api that the matchmaker is essentially creating hopeless matches in the most recent playlist. less than 10% chance. Something is definitely not properly configured or its a population size issue
@wispy abyss dont' sweat it, a lot of people don't understand how it works
the maps are fantastic ā¤ļø
i dont mind fair matches but its pretty clearly a snake draft.... and you can't snake draft against a 4 stack. destiny 2 used to have the same issue
those must be anomalies because I've been asking around a lot and the matches, including my own, have seemed to be very fair
and tbf those insane odds have been there since launch unfortunately
fair enough i suppose. One thing i do agree with is that for a halo 3 rewind theme the weapons racks should have been static to allow for more predictable locations. I have always been confused at the "channel based" system
I still dont think its SBMM. I just think that theres no more "BK"s as they used to call them.
Its been 20 years since shooters first properly came to console. More than enough time for a new generation to grow up with them at a young age.
The skill gap has shrunk dramatically, and overall game skill carries between shooters (at least, the basic parts anyway).
why did it only show one image
I always get these vibes from SBMM convos.
Very few people fall into the categories where a SBMM conversation makes sense. Most people are, by definition, average.
I dont have fun playing when every game its required I get 40 kills for my team to have a chance, and its worse when I do that and still lose - but at the same time, with such low populations its harder for the matchmaker to enforce its expectations.
I think its disingenuous to say that people just want to stomp other players and win every game.
Halo has always been good at balancing the teams and keeping it pretty 50/50
I think people dont want to be steamrolled so badly that they look worse than a bot
I agree most people are average, the problem is the skill variance becomes much greater as you go up the ladder
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Not just skill variance but luck/favoritism (not saying there is but most videos I seen have 343 favoring some creators)
But those creators definitely took a long time to keep retrying to get a good play/montage
?? gman what happen
The cutting room floor for most streamers is extensive
BASED
I just want a fair match after all, mcc should learn from this
Like, im not even good and i get pub stomped on halo 2 all the time
i think the true root of this evil is ego
like yeah man some days you get stomped other days you stomp
other times, miraculously, its an even and hard fought match
i deleted my comment, didn't think my point through
but yeah i agree with you ego plays a part
nobody's really carrying every game, we just feel like the main character sometimes
otherwise everybody would be onyx lol
new (returning) grav hammer physics are cool
can you launch the flag by itself?
Man I don't like Construct
Through a mancannon, yep
thats amazing
Will we Ever get to use the HCS season 1 armor kits as armor skins we can customize?
Always have been, I think. As far back as Halo 3
Was Halo 3 Doubles not rotating back into MCC this week a mistake/bug?
I like halo
Is anyone in the mtn dew tournament desperate for another player?
Iām only gold 4 but I can play like mid platinum
thats a good thing
How bad would things be if a banished dreadnought had a flood outbreak
exceptionally
I share the same bday as halo š
Happy Birthday!
am i the only one that didnt know about there being a flood infested cyclops mega construx build?
or that it even existed?
Here is the discount code for the backpack if anyone is interested. GSR010-XCSK3G-HALO
#lfg-competitive could try that
It was the only way to get alpha floods for a while
I still got the figure
who what nows?
Halo 4 flood infection spartans models
oh
The way I see it, it essentially just an example of gamblers fallacy
A couple bad matches doesnāt change anything statistics and probability wise
How can I get my forge map into matchmaking?
did you know: 95% of gamblers quit before they win big
True statement
im fine with getting pubstomed but even with sbmm i still get stomped regularly
stomp harder
I didn't get picked for the Jury 
i want to but i never can, no matter how much i try im always just below average in each and every game. it also makes pub stomps less rewarding because i have no clue if i was able to because i was playing good or only because i sucked so hard the game sent me to super hut juniors to make me feel better
Lot of the games I've been playing have been really even recently
genuinely asking have you considered just altering your play style to the map/gamemode ? for me when i notice im getting rolled ill dial it back and reevaluate my strategy
i kinda want to be on a jury but also i need more moneydollars
ive tried yet little has changed
id wanna be on jury but only for the cool cases and how often u get those
if ur on console maybe try turning off crossplay? try to even out the mmr and then go back
im on pc unfortunately
i also dont really know what im doing wrong/right. if i develop a good habit and get destroyed when following it ill ditch it, and if i develop a bad habbit and i do well since im placed in lower lobbies ill keep it.
i never feel like im making any strives as a player or learning anything
Do you play solo?
yea
Me @ rushdown hammer: bonk mallet go brrr
no and i never will
I like you. Want to play a few matches
maybe, not right now though
got my first ninja today in the "sweatiest" playlist
whats a quigly
It was nice. (Two kills one sniper shot)
oh sick good job!
I only play a few playlist (since i crave pve action), what kind of game types do you play?
btb and squads mainly but i dont really care about playlists
Im currently playing tactical
hola
Anyone having issue with ultimate challenge I hit a skewer headshot but didn't tick it off
can't be a no scope
yes, I have no idea how it works. I've gotten kills with the shock rifle and sniper now, headshots

There is an issue right now where it is not tracking shock rifle kills
S7 sniper (standard, not variant) and skewer should work, scoped in
Oh no, hope it clears up soon :(
Iāve had it for a week. WFH training is not very fun lol
I was hoping it wouldāve been clear by now
the challenge text has been updated in-game
it's now a scoped headshot with the S7 or Skewer
Thanks, Iām stealing this one

Thanks. I was wondering since I got a noscope with the sniper and many shock rifle kills.
it's always been that but now the text is correct and explains š
thank u for clarity sam
If you get that scope icon shouldn't that be a headshot or does that mean headshot also, I got a skewer kill with the kill feed and a scope icon?
I meant the scope icon in a kill feed is for a scope kill and headshot lol
scope icon is headshot, skewer or s7 i believe
is the mini-spawn cutscene gun glitch ever gonna be fixed?
Did you file a support ticket for it?
phew I got it with a regular "sniper" medal
scoped in one shot one kill
might wanna do this one early because people were already crowding around sniper spawn in btb to use the weapon
got mine in fiesta luckily
i mean its only 3 kills husky raid would knock that out so quick
has to be the normal sniper though
regular husky raid
Nah how do I?
Please refer to the Halo Support site for additional information and/or to submit a ticket concerning any issues you may be experiencing.
Does anyone use green for enemy colour that new map critical dew point is my bane now lol
Yeah it just pops more for me
I'm just teasing but that might be difficult with some maps
The human eye can see more shades of green than any other colour
Happy birthday OG Xbox & Halo CE!!!
you can get it with a no scope
Play Team Social and get Snipers
Is btb snipers always been a thing lol might get it now
I done the capstone through Husky Raid and a Flexfire. So if anyone is wondering if the Flexfire counts ā it should.
Hello will it be possible in the future to get vaulted armour items like from fractured tenrai?
We don't know yet.
it does not.
it specifically says S7
What counts as a tactical rifle for the aim game challenge?
Just like battle rifle, sniper, and bandit or other ones too?
Br, AR and bandit worked for me
Commando could work too? Idk haven't tried
Alright
What if there was a mod for Banjo/Halo called Cheif-Arby
I completed the capstone with the Flexfire, not sure what else to say.
Same. Variants have always counted in the past too, so the S7 Flexfire should be the same.
BR and Commando should work, but Halopedia lists the Bandit as an assault rifle rather than a tac rifle so I'm not sure if it's an error or how it's classed in-game. If you want to quickly get through this challenge, play Tactical Slayer.
shaking a fist at god
Is there a way to get a refund for in-game halo purchase? My item is missing and support hasn't responded. Missing helmet from recent sanguine gift bundle
Operations are free to play events with 20 tiers of rewards. Players can optionally buy an event pass for 500 credits, which unlock an additional bonus cosmetic item, bonus XP and an extra Challenge slot while the event is active. You can also optionally pay 2000 credits to instantly unlock the entire event pass (including the same bonuses as the 500 credit purchase). Purchasing an Operation pass allows you to continue progress after the event ends. For more details please visit Halo Waypoint
All refunds must be processed by Xbox billing, but if you've equipped an item from the bundle, the chances of the refund being granted are low.
So what are the chances of armor items being sold separately from the bundle
Hopefully soon cause some of these prices are a bit much
Pedro pascal is going to be Reed Richards in main mcu timeline
This is def a awesome moment for Pedro great actor
Cant wait to see how he does
I do think this is cuz kang May no longer be the big bad of the Multiverse saga while he will have variants
Doctor doom might be the big bad of this
And I also think Loki ending was also meant to happen and Loki didn't stop nothing
reach OST will forever be in my heart
Reed Richards⦠is he the Fantastic 4 dude?
No, Reed Richards is Mr. Fantastic.
He's only in talks, nothing confirmed yet
yooooo
hello
How is Halo CE 22 years old š

me and halo go back to the roots fr
We call that Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
youre right
multiplayer could be better though
like halo infinite
Alright I figured out how to get my game fuel content, you find the codes redeem on mtn dew website, then redeem the items there, then put in the game codes on halo waypoint!
Theres a few items i want separately
anyone down for reach campaign?
Irs helemt for one and shoulder pads from season 2
Be nice if they brought back alot of those old events
I want to get those rak armors from those events
I want to put Grenadier shoulders on Rakshasa
is the rusalka kit for rakshasa?
Just wait a few months
Nope mark 5 (b)
oh thats even better lowkey
I hope you meant graphics cause if not..
Fav armor core?
Mk. VII for regular and Eaglestrike for Fractures
Rak core and mark v(b)
Winning first game in the new playlist is what Iām talking about! First map match made was construct
Any news on what happened to the firefight that was supposed to launch?
If where lucky we get shoulders real soon
i cracked out most of em with just a couple games
When you guys redeem stuff on dew website with your points, how long does it take? I've read a few threads saying your redeemed rewards can take a few days to have codes sent to you for infinite
Waiting on teh game fuel stuff
I'm having issue with register a account for halo promotion, city, state, and zip code I can't fill in
hi
On teh site for the codes from sodas?
Mountain dew yes, I brought 2 12 pack
yeah it's wonky. Just have to keep refreshing and trying
Hereās a mistake I made that yāall should do:
Look up āhalo asmrā on YouTube

BTB/ Husky?
im scared but intrigued
question for the 3 hour achivement do u need to beat ur times to get it or need to do 3 hour game play time
i should not have done it
can someone help me out? Halo says offline and has said that for 3 days but there are people online playing it
Is the new playlist leaving or staying next month?
You may need to patch the game
Disable IPV6. And whether that works or not, be sure to submit a support ticket detailing you're having that issue, your location, and your ISP.
Please refer to the Halo Support site for additional information and/or to submit a ticket concerning any issues you may be experiencing.
Its Halo's birthday today
Can anyone link me to the documentary where Marty O'Donnell is talking about how they came up with the original music for Halo CE and how they only had a few days until Macworld to make it? I can't find the video
Anyone have issues getting into custom games in Infinite? I can almost never join any
I think that match I just played was the first match I've won (in Infinite, at least) where three people left, leaving one guy against us 4, then he quit.
Im makin a halo wars 2 command center firefight map in forge
Does the Bandit not count as a Tactical Rifle?
22 years ago today my senior year GPA met itās match
If I remember correctly, I think only the Battle Rifle and Commando are tactical rifles. The Bandit is an assault rifle
4 TVs, 4 Xbox consoles, 4 interlink cables, 4 copies of Halo CE, and 16 controllers was all we knew
No wonder im not getting credit for the challenge, ty
No worries. https://www.halopedia.org/Weapon_class has information on weapon classes š
John Halo
Josh Hello
Based
oof, just an fyi the official cod discord has way more activity than this one. We need to step it up lol
Imagine wanting Halo to chase trends.
We should get a Snoop Dogg Coating, Nicki Minaj AI. Sell the soul, pay the meat, kill the metal.
That's all sarcasm, but Halo's Halo, CoD's CoD. Different standards, different fans, different concepts.
If we get a talking gun AI thing Im going to have words with 343.
How much of it is complaints about the shotgun meta?
C'mon, they're not all bad
Shockingly, a bunch of idiots wearing plates wrong don't do great against shotguns.
The Eyelander is classy
Theres a difference
COD just took a weird MS Word looking cat and put it on a gun.
Look at this silly billy, with an executioner's sword.
Blunt tipped sword with a flat blade is an executioner's sword.
Why would I need to be informed of an iPod?
I mean, it still works as an executioners sword since the whole point of it is to take enemy heads
You take heads and you get faster, more health and damage resistance(?)
Funny thing is, an executioner's sword was oftentimes repurposed to a sword of justice after it ceases proper functionality as an executional sword.
Sword of justice ?
A sword of justice is a sword used to signify a monarch's supreme judicial power.
Wasnt Cortana named after one of those
Ahh gotcha
EXCUSE ME! She named herself

lorenerd moment

It's cuz there's a secret iPod built specifically for you that you were never informed of.
C'mon merty smh
none surprisingly, they are actually mostly talking about new games scheduled
Anyone else having problems with the doritosdewrockstar website


ya mutha
only works in the us
hi guys, I have a problem with halo mcc bought from microsoft store. As soon as I start the game I have an absurd lag, as soon as I move the mouse it freezes and makes it impossible to play. Does anyone know how to fix it?
p.s. I have already redownloaded the game and changed the nvidia settings for vsync.
You may refer to #1075989764026675210 if you are in need of community based assistance. This is strictly community sourced and operated and is not staffed by any official members of the Support team.
For official support, you'll need to go to the Halo Support site: https://aka.ms/HaloSupport
your first mistake was buying it from the microsoft store

i bought like 2 years ago, and it worked well. 3 days ago i decided to do a halo mcc run bcs i have covid and when i run the game is all laggy when i move the mouse or i press on the keyboard
Slapping a sleeping Grunt realising a second afterwards I had Cowbell & Grunt Funeral applied, next thing you know Iām back up the elevator
where tf is big team infection?
Hello there
Rotated out on the 14th, it will be back
Could be the usual suspects like the drivers or the wrong graphics card being assigned if you have more than one I hope you manage to get it going again
randomly saw someone in my lecture has a masterchief background for their phone, im not the only halo fan here
You should go up to them and say "hey, that's the dude from Fortnite"
Do the Orange Justice

It would take me about a year of concerted effort to figure out how to coordinate my body like that
I couldn't do that with whatever life I have left
I can't even floss (the dance not the tooth care) and I've been trying to do that for years
I was gonna make a joke, but now I cant
I'm wise to y'all now
Like you sensed it just as I was about to type that first letter
4 hours 32 minutes until I purchase a Steam Deck
has anyone here played Halo Infinite on one? how is the performance? what settings did you use?
@young thorn
hes probably at work rn
I Can donwload it and give it a go, i own one but ive not played halo on it yet
ive done reach's campaign on it though and it worked fine
Eh, got that high speed internet š
I Don't tend to AAA game on it, its more of a psx ps2 ps3 & nintendo emulator for me
Finish this game of CS and ill pop it on download, you wanting campaign or pvp?
pvp
if you are gonna do it anyway, maybe try specifically BTB and other modes with huge maps?
Sure, I'll give BTB a go, and report back (:
Only issue is the Anti Cheat, you gotta boot up the non easy cheat version
So, there might be significantly less people playing // more prone to cheaters because it runs on linux
Not sayoing linux is full of cheaters š
Its the anti cheat doesn't work on it

fitting that I saw this today
https://vxtwitter.com/EverythingOOC/status/1725003257171620272?t=LN2t8y5A1ROFgNVy58kYTg&s=19
Can't help on that one, I only played it a couple hours on my steam deck ages ago (when breaker was new). I decided I wasn't a fan of trying to do "serious" PvP FPS on the handheld (as in I played my worst on it and couldn't keep up with everyone).
Absolutely love the machine for a lot of other reasons though.
I'll actually give it another go now I've got expanded storage though, I was cramped for space with no SD card last time. I'll be back with some info.
It also might not have helped that I was just 8 years out of practice on playing with a controller.
thanks ( @smoky token )
damn
I went from 360 to PC in 2014 and my controller FPS practise floated away at some point.
jaysus
9 bucks??
i was more looking at the $100 bundle
I donāt understand
ok just for my own sanity, the Pullman Plate gloves were supposed to be in the super bundle correct?
In my region husky raid is the only played game mode
Everything else has 10min wait time itās kinda ridiculous
Do the base game. I got into Ace Combat after seeing the top gun movie last year, LOVED the ps2 trilogy and 7.
I think the movie licensing on the DLC affects how often they put it on sale.
I think there was a issue with it that halo support addressed
Ace combat is one of the best flight sims out there tbh
what was the issue? that they're not supposed to be in there or that they weren't unlocking?
They werenāt unlocking, they are supposed to be in there (I think)
oh ok
I think they should just play "golf with your friends" instead. Great game
yeah I don't have them š¦
Good lord that $100 bundle get the base game and the maverick pack separately and you'll save major money š°
Wii sports
It's like the exact opposite of MS Flight sim, pure arcade mode.
Got a 45 kill streak today now Iām hard
flying the plane into the volcano was the 360 no scope of wii games
Party animals
Is it team objective oriented like Star Wars squadrons or just plain goofy fun?
(Both are good)
The only multiplayer i've ever seen on it is just free-for-all deathmatch, campaign is def the focus.
arma 3 on sale
pretty sure Sam said she knows about this
that would be a dynf
I'm right here
Hey guys question , does the new h3 playlist have BR starts?
no
stuttering because you just know the facts
my hands are so cold
I swear I always lose my gloves after winters over, always have to buy new ones each year
lies, deceit
just haven't got round to it this time
currently the only ones available to me are fingerless
lets say the average pair of winter gloves costs 15 dollars and you live to be 78. That would mean you have wasted 1,170 dollars, or 941 pound you could have spent on halo infinite cosmetics.
thanks for the heads up
I got you pal
Hey yall! i might be kinda old but this is my first time talking in this server!!!š£š£ļøš£ļø
š š

hey there
I been playing halo since grade 2! and im in grade 8 now! and the most time played on any halo game was! Halo 5 my favorite multiplayer for halo
but favorite campaign was halo 2
i lost a lot of skill tho from playing to much forza man i could show you guys one of my insane cilps on reach
you can show off halo clips in #1076327824924872755
Halo 2 campaign was amazing
Yes
Personally I have halo reach is my fav and halo 2 is second
very nice
Create a thread in #1076327824924872755 for any Halo clips you've made, it will embed there
that was my prime ;-;
^
I got the halo soda
ong?
Yeah
alr
bro š my step brother has like idk 200 subs on yt and i only got 30! I WORKED ON MY HALO SKILL FOR LIKE SIX OR SEVEN YEARS!
people suck these days! they think NBA is better than the good ol halo series
its stupid
everyone in chat currently, i want to start a discussion
what can be added to make life sillier?
An inflatable teapot, cup and saucer
:) Arbiter
flash paper
Having a pet white tree frog (they are very dumb, and inherently very silly)
Oh, carry. Nevermind. Don't carry your frog around.
A minature vacuum cleaner that expels anything is picks up and you can't attach any kind of bag to it
like a dust buster with no back end on it?
Yes
amazing
cool pika emoji
Those are all just sticks with extra steps
M41 SPNKr
M41 SPRKr for you
pocket sized silliness for any bombastic occasion
hi all
look! My first target oh this is exciting
Emphasis on the Bomb in bombastic
I wish infinite, even in the menus, didnt make my series 5 sound like a jet engine š¦
the menus hotter then any BTB game
I need to make a ticket for gloves but I'm so lazy right now
my couple year old laptop feels the jet engine burn as well

Austrelia beat South Africa in cricket World Cup semi final
Ima just leave that there if anyone cares
My coworkers just dipped out on me
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How long does it usually take for the MTN DEW codes to work
I read a few days
So a few days ?
Ok
Yeah I was walking down the soda isle to get some coke but then I saw the code red master chief mtn dew
I literally walked up to the guys pallet that he has before he Stocks it on the shelf
He said they have the purple one and I told him only code red
And he looked at me like he knew I was a og gamer like co4 and halo 3 type og
Does anyone know what shader this is to make the helmet red like that
https://imgur.com/a/zmzNWOG
Just trying to get a red skull spartan
if you cant tell it's my theme
Like hydra red skull orrrrrā¦
Meanwhile I'm just sitting here waiting for firefight and/or sbmm to get fixed so casual playlists don't feel like ranked
No it's actually inspired off of a weapon from Destiny and it's the name of my pc with the skull as it's logo
Red Death
I never played destiny
gymshark black friday sale isnt working again
so many pit variants aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
The one in the playlist is the king
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At what point is someone AFKing in ranked bannable? Cant report them anymore and its been months, every day same person
Why in that halo 2 wallpaper looks like master chief gets the heat mode from yakuza
Plz make the graphics, lighting, textures, VFX look better in halo infinite plz
youāre gonna have to be a bit more specific
I love this game and I been loving the newDLCs that have been releasing the past couple years
Really game.
Four people on their very first game? IN BTB?!
What the actual hell, you made it an 8 v 12!
Hey where's that website that tracks predicted kills, is that Waypoint or elsehwere?
Thats one of the like 8 stats thats tracked on Waypoint yeah
I figured I was gonna be flagged as using innaproriate text geeeeeeeeez
Waypoint says I did as well as I was supposed too I guess but...
How. How do you just drop 4 people into one game at the same time
not a single one of thems ever played Halo before. I saw one of them attempting to melee a teammate.
Like...
Do. Do people not know about Bot Bootcamp? Do they not know about the Academy?
That stuff is literally there for you to get the feel for the game why do you drop right in like its nothing?!
This chat is toilet
Not everyone knows about bot bootcamp or academy
They coulda just been having fun messing around
Look at this cool frog, chat
You would die
What if I touched it
dont listen to trench, its bulking season
If I wanted to bulk I would eat cane toads
goliath frog
protein
a slight acidic taste, very tasty
it's a lava dog
Cerberus
What I really want to do is go to Florida, find a 20 foot Burmese python and slurp it like a noodle
@tulip quest have you done this
No
what are the chances of perishing
Slim
Itās not a reticulated python so it isnāt big enough to eat you
Granted youāll be eaten by a gator or mosquito while your at it but I just want to eat the eater
I have had gator before though
It was like mediocre jerky that was unchewable
It would sit in your mouth forever because it took so long to chew
ive heard its very very chewy yes
I helped it with gatoraid
Gatoraid as in the healthcare system for crocodilians?
They just suck it up and walk it off
Thereās a video of a gator losing its arm because his friend missed the food and death rolled on his arm instead
lol what has this turned into
Wait how, he mistakenly ate it or something?
Croc talk
Trench brought up frogs, and it turned into snakes and alligators. I will talk all day about reptiles if you let me
carry on
So anyways, lost gator arm?
yes elaborate
I am a Florida man and have seen many a swamp cat in my travels
Basically the zookeeper threw in some meat and the croc missed it with his mouth, latched into his friends arm, twisted a couple times, and ate the arm
And they were very calm about it
goodness
Wow, tbh I probably would have done the same thing
toilet....... skibidi toilet?!
You did not just say that
Hmm yes I lost my arm, how unfortunate.
I did indeed said that
I live about 5 minutes from Lake Jessup, which was a big nuisance gator dumping ground back in the day, it has the highest alligator population density than any other lake in the state, driving over the 417N state road that goes over the lake you can just see hundreds of em hanging out and at night you see all the reflections from their eyes
I respect your honesty
Food is food
thats better than a pool
How big is the lake lol
fr
Canāt possibly have enough fish and turtles
About 16,000 acres
Geez
Ok nevermind Theres enough fish
Yeah thatās enough for an entire village
childsplay for badlands chugs
It connects to the St. Johnās river which runs the length of the state and feeds into other massive lakes we have in the state
Half life on steam is free guys
We also get bull sharks in the lakes because the St Johns connects with the Atlantic
You should swim in the lake
Nope not at all, Iāll stay on a vessel on the lakes or the river but I donāt swim in the freshwater here
I canāt imagine having not only alligators but also the most aggressive shark species
All in a lake
All men die, not all men truly live
The cold where I live is more dangerous then anything
Alligators are pretty docile compared to their crocodile cousins, still donāt wanna mess with them or anything, but crocodiles are much more aggressive in nature when dealing with people, and they get bigger, though alligators too can get pretty big
Most averaging at around 10 feet or so, with the biggest getting to be around 14-15 feet long
Yeah Iāve heard that crocs prefer to tear faces off and gators just run away
Arenāt they usually extremely deep
South Florida is dealing with a python problem which sucks, theyāre screwing with the gators and crocs there, interestingly south Florida is the only place in the world where you can find alligators and crocodiles together in nature
I went canoeing in Alaska once and it was like 600-700feet deep
the canoe was 600 feet deep?
Yeah Iāve heard that most of the deer and other mammals are dead or gone because of how many snakes there are
Depends on the lake, Lake Jessup the one near me only maxed out to be around 12-15 feet at itās deepest, most of it is shallow
The lake was š
How many do you see usually? Do you have to go looking to find a python?
it had to fit a lot of people aegis
Thatās been going on for a while right
Iām in central Florida near Orlando, so I donāt see any pythons or crocs, though apparently pythons are making their way up north to the rest of the state
Yeah, since hurricane Andrew
Crazy
I live around the same area and donāt see much
The most I see is just black racers
Some snake guys snake society/habitat thing got taken out during Andrew and a massive load of pythons found their ways into the Everglades
All went downhill from there
I saw a water moccasin up in chieflan once
Iām donāt know if itās common or anything
My dad shot it with a 12 gauge tho so 
Also been reports of idiots dumping infant nile crocodiles into the glades and naturally thatās gonna cause a problem with the gators and American crocs, they get so much bigger, and the Nile crocodiles are breeding with the American crocs, making hybrids
Theyāre pretty common in Florida near any and all bodies of water
Oh ok
I saw that one as well, the invasive species list is wild in southern Florida
Probably the most commonly encountered lethal snake in the state
Donāt even look at all the Florida man episodes, there are too many to count. Itās at the point where you can find one on your birthday š¤£
Thatās where it really gets wild. That list goes on and on
Weāve had a couple rattlers in my backyard, they follow the rodents around. Worried one will follow a mouse in one day.
Florida is pretty much a irl Jurassic park
Jeff Goldblum and Sam Neil
Laura dern too and weāll have the full set
he's already there in central florida :^)
Even the saltwater can be sketchy at most of the beaches, New Smyrna Beach was the shark attack capital of the world for a while, lots of tiny reef sharks and black tips, white tips etc, but recently theyāve found that as those smaller sharks migrate down to our waters, bigger ones follow, tiger sharks and bull sharks, even some great whites who generally prefer colder waters
There was an instance years ago where a big crocodile was seen swimming along a coastline with an alligator pal
Canāt remember what kind of crocodile it was, and generally gators donāt like salt water, but I guess they can tolerate it for a little bit
Stop being weird
at islands of adventure, duh!!
Hop off skibidi peak
Why so serious?
are you the jonkler
Half-Life is free to own on Steam (offer good until Nov 20th) https://store.steampowered.com/app/70/HalfLife/
want to feel old? the game is turning 25 years old this week
š 19
Batman and the Jonkler
lol
I posted this and people ignored me but ok LOL
thank u revenant im surprised no one else posted that
embed power
i want my 10 bucks back
i want my Ā£3 back š¤
I got my first 360 no scope
I POSTED IT BRO š
i hope somebody gives me embed power......... or idk how to get it actually
You need to complete the games on legendary to get embed?
nvm not even a £1 lol
That's pretty cool, good shout
@tawny granite imagine being alone
HA couldnāt be me man
@tawny granite big team battle doesnāt look so big
Love you though š¤¤
Reported for cyber bullying š
on god? no cap?
idk if urs beats it @hasty zinc
You wouldnāt dare
What In gods green earth is that
peak performance
Im with you here.
its a tactical glowstick
The future
the future is now old man
Literally man glow stick š
Special attack: Cancer
idk man lets have chat decide
Yours is better then the glow stick but still
tactical fruity pebbles
What a wicked ability
special attack: Cavities
Literally
I hope 343 makes that coating cross-core
assassins' creed Reach
Gotta mod infinites graphics to compete with call of duty
What heracy is this
what you are looking at is a work of art
Heracy
Yeah modern art maybe
heraC
Modern Art's got its merits, but it gets lampooned into oblivion in spite of them, not because.
How to spell hairissy
I think Aegis takes the clown award for this one.
Hardly.
Yo chat is this real?
I can make worse.
Please no
trench will add wings
It already has wings, so I gotta get creative.
Please let Spartans stay Spartans, before long we gon have a Niki Minaj skin
those are merely feathers
Imagine someone spending 20 dollars on holographic wings
You say this like Hayabusa doesn't exist.
And I thought transgressor was bad
That's because Transgressor's price point is bad.
Thereās a difference. Hayabusa resembles halo. Aegisās looks like itās from Destiny
no aegis's looks like its from the rainforest
Nothing feels worse than being made fun of with GIFs
The coating is cool, it enabled me to make my Dead Space Spartan
the subtle embed flex
I can hear his voice
once the red nose becomes cross core my clownmera will be complete
My eyes burn just thinking of it
Iām starting to wonder why I even joined this server
Not to be rude but you made sure you had no tactical advantages
I could spot you from behind a wall
NGL, I wish this game had a bare steel engraved coating for guns.
Agreed
wen firefight
As a palate cleanser, this is what my armor normally looks like.
ool
Beautiful
Lowkey I bought CE Chief thinking heād be worth it. Whyās he shorter than everyone else š
lol
the temptation to spend dumb amounts of money to get those knee pads and sword
... Because they couldn't change gameplay due to an armor?
Chief's also pretty average-sized for a Spartan.
3 members of Fireteam Majestic are like, at most, an inch shorter than him.
Heās way taller than all the Spartan 4s
He's literally canonically not.
He's 7'2". Spartans Hoya, DeMarco, and Madsen are all 7'1".
Yes, that was artistic interpretation. He is not actually that tall.
I don't even need to look at the GIF to know that lmao
Not really.
That specific part has been hard confirmed as being noncanon. He's not actually that tall.
Well, it isn't a correct statement, so not surprised.
Ok
Spartan IVs are canonically around the same heights as IIs, either way, so š¤·āāļø
Even if it wasn't the case, height scaling is one of the dumbest pissing contests ever devised by Science Fiction fanboys.
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hi halo fans
99% chance
Damn man :/
Hello people
what does this mean
šš
Thank you APG for everything š«¶š»
Where does he go next?
I find it funny how cod kicks you out when you're in a helicopter killstreal thing or sniping in the same spot
Wait wtf happened with apg
he's an airline pilot now
APG: Airline Pilot Guy
Is the SBMM really a thing?
I ask because I played 6 matches of the Halo 3 refueled playlist and won 5 of them
Maybe I am the SBMM...
maybe people just want to whine about what everyone is complaining about without thinking
Maybe it's just a me thing
Halo 2 on Legendary is not that hard to me compared to other Halos as most people say
But I also have a lot of experience playing the Halo 2 campaign
Is halo 3 the best halo ?
š¤¢
It has good in everuthing

Everything*
Depends on who you ask
so by a miracle, I got some promotional Dorritos in Ireland, when I'm trying to go to the site to make a claim, it just says it was blocked by the security service. Why?
Oh what Will your guys answer be ?
Probs the fact you're in Ireland
From an armony of singleplayer, multiplayer and gameplay, my answer is Halo 5
The best Halo is your own personal choice because to pretend there's an objective answer is idiocy.
why should this prevent me from visiting a website ?
Region locking.
thats dumb
Maybe you should write up your Congressperson then.
A lot of promotions are only available in United States, I'm from Mexico and have tried to enter many, very few apply for me
like, I have these products available in my store, why block a player that buys promoted products and actively takes part in this promotional event.
can I use the vpn trick ?
No
Probably to prevent false hopes, as many of these promotions involve shipping a reward to your home. And most of the times they don't ship internationally
Because regions have different legal requirements and different companies have different methods of handling this, most popular being localization. Shipping and Handling costing extra for international customers is another significant portion of the issue, as MCV said.
"But they got [Product] to my country" doesn't mean they can reliably do so with non-[Product] items.
so are those Doritos illegal?
The Xbox Twitter account does the Sweepstakes thing where they give away a free limited edition console to a winner selected randomly. Although I do not know which countries can participate. (It's not like I'll ever win)
Read the second part, it's important.
Unless otherwise stated, it's usually Xbox supported regions. There's a list on Xbox.com. They generally link to terms somewhere in the giveaway/promotion
The Doritos are not illegal, but failing to deliver you a product you won can be, or can be bad optics, issues abound in general. Easiest way to avoid it? Ship the international product and region lock awards.
okay, does anyone from privileged country want my codes? (if they weren't somehow claimed by a guy just taking a photo of a bag at store)
Oh, don't act all high and mighty, the EU got a bunch of Oreo codes and they have the clown car mongoose coating.
I want the clown car mongoose, dammit
I bet you most people didn't even get the Oreo coating because the promo SUCKED
It was easy to get around, tbh.
nah it was not
š¤·āāļø
you had like the first 2 days to do the glitch and then it was hell
Or because it was happening during the game's lowest
One of these days I'm going to start a company that solely focuses on designing microsites for promotional rewards
that's not what I meant
Honestly, if you missed out on a promo when the game's "At the lowest", that problem's entirely on you lmao
"But if the game was better I would've been playing it" isn't an excuse either
You know what I'd take
Dead Space Remake's Isaac Clarke suit as a core or kit for my Spartan as part of a crossover
I'm glad most crossovers thus far have been extremely limited.
lmao clown mongoose is really a thing? (also don't compare one oreo coating with dew loot, like, its obvious it is a whole different level and there is more of it)

Pop Dollie Mongoose
Wasn't the Halo 3 Mnt. Dew promo only for the US too?
ty for nightmare fuel ))
I sent in such a strong message to game for their job listing and they didn't even get back to me 
Nightmare fuel? It's amazing. It's straight up my favorite coating in the entire game.
Always knew you were a clown
I'd pay $25 to just choose my own color like in the previous games
@jaunty yoke You should check out the options Halo Online had. It was nuts.
I was just remembering Halo Online's customization, it was great
Does infinite have the color white yet?
I liked the weapon concepts in that game. The shotgun-Covenant Carbine was neat.
yes
and it's cross core
but not free ofc 
Cross core as a selling point should be a crime š
it's what we've come to 
And to make it worse itās in like $/Ā£ 20 bundle
You know what they could do, the same thing Fortnite does
I donāt think comparing Epic and 343 would be fair.
To make choosing customized things easier, Fortnite just lets you choose everything and rotate randomly through your owned things for every game you play
Infinite could let you select all the cores and start a new match with a random one every time
nah make kit presets that can be randomised
so I can make multiple mk7/v kits and they'll be in the loop
Maybe that's just me, but I costumized all the cores to look how I wanted, and even so, I only keep the same core on at all times because I can't be asked to manually go and equip another one
my problem is weapons taking forever to change again
changing armour - no problem
changing all the gun skins, attachments and emblems - 
And that's one thing
I'd take this QoL update over crosscore for the time being
The other one is that it's pretty cool that UNSC weapons and vehicles can be customized with coatings and some with models
But when will the Banished arsenal get the same treatment
I would like custom energy sword colours like mcc
I mainly want them to match with my Spartan stances lol
blue sword on a black and green Spartan ain't it
Hmmm
I really miss the Halo 2 sword with the predominant white with some blue, pink and purple particles
NGL, I'd love to see this chest armor (The lights, knife, and tubes) show up in Infinite someday.
howbout some holographic pieces that give away your position when hiding behind a rock?
I wish I could find the image I had as a response to this. But I'd be fine with both.
Oop, found it
@serene mountain ahhhh look at you all alone
The scrapped lean mechanic from an early Halo 3 build could have been used in ODST
aaaaaand he's destroying only cover those soldiers are given lmao
That's a really cool pic ngl
40K Space Marine's concept art went hard tbh.
REAL
Not quite as hard as the Dead Space concept art of Isaac being sorrounded by necromoprhs in the dark
I'm kinda sad Spartan Charge got removed from Halo because that sort of 'slamming through a wall with reckless abandon' energy was something Halo needed.
Spartan, SMASH
Apparently Halo fans don't like gameplay mechanics that make Spartans feel more like the heavy super strong soldiers that they're supposed to be
They are really soft rn
Well, they'd rather say crazy things like how doing more stuff that showcases a Spartan's physicality makes them somehow feel like they're playing as "Power rangers" or "Gundams"
The thing that makes Spartans so lethal is that they're extremely heavy and strong but at the same time they're super nimble and move really fast
So they hit like a truck
They are durable as tanks and fast as bikes
I loved one of the sequences in Outcasts because Vale straight up no-sells a squad of camo'd up elites in melee.
And it is not pretty for the Elites.
I get that people love the end cutscene in Cario Station when the Chief gives the Covenant back their bomb because well, it's awesome
But that should serve as an example of what Spartans are capable of, and makes people hating the beginning cutscene on Osiris in Halo 5 feel unjustified
I once said that literally any Spartan who's ever served would've been capable of doing that stunt.
I still stand by that statement.
Same
I don't think Noble 6 is the only Spartan that could have taken Cortana to the Autumn
I firmly believe that one day we'll get a new invasion type mode in Infinite now that the foundation has been setup.
In it you'll probably be able to play as Elites AND Brutes since both are so important to the story. I'd love to see them give the Elites their signature roll and Brutes some kind of charge mechanic.
What if Halo Titanfall
Nah, I'd rather Halo Mantiswarrior.
pls
Mechwarrior, but you're a Marine Mantis pilot.
I don't doubt we can get an Invasion mode, in fact I want it
But does a team have to be a different species necessarily?
I will pay a whole 70 for it and not get it off gamepass I promise
Honestly, that's what I've been thinking for years.
I mean as an spinoff would been great and also would be lore accurate to the books probably
you can see more mechs being used in halo wars
I want the halo equivalent to Ronin
So far the UNSC has a few mechs, yeah. Mantis, Geyrion, Colossus, Cyclops Mk2.
I'm thinking about a lore ensible way of justifying playable Elites or some other species in the current setting knowing that the multiplayer matches are wargames simulations for training
The one vehicle that 343 made that I think was a really good addition was the Mantis
The Phaeton was not half bad either
it fit with the setting for a prototype and was relatively balanced. Yeah that too.
The Wasp is meh tho
Like I said, now that the foundation for infinite is built I'm sure we'll see some crazy stuff. The wasp is too safe.
Also, Covenant Vehicles are usually more balanced then their UNSC counterparts because of plasma not being basically hitscan. That's why I'm a big fan of more of them.
Razorback full of marines all with the Arcane Sentinel Beam
Overpowered killing machine
the ghost is op in infinite
Wraith Tank was probably one of the best vehicles ever made from a balance perspective
The Ghost is definitely overtuned, I agree.
it absolutely destroys on Isolation
Isolation was never meant for the Halo Infinite Ghots, some of the Halo 3 maps should have been redesigned by the forgers with the balance changes in mind. A gungoose would have fit with the sandbox better.
I hate that when you board a Wraith from the front side the driver can just shoot next to a wall and kill the boarder with the explosion radius
Makes front jacking unreliable unless you have a grenade and can plant it fast enough
isolation was never a good map lol, props to the guy who remade it because he did it well, but it's still isolation
Same with Valhala missing a missile podd and energy drain, while also having a skewer that spawns after 3 minutes instead of the instant Spartan Laser. Not enough anti vehicle options.
Beuatiful maps but man....DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE SANDBOX CHANGES FORGERS 
Searching ranked team slayer 4s if anyone wants to play in Halo 3 MCC
The energy drain was busted tho, it paralyzed vehicles AND drained shields
wait
Better then wasting 20 seconds trying to get into the scorpion tank because you got in the turret instead haha
weren't we supposed to get the regen equipment this week
No idea
tip: when you do that press jump to switch seats quickly
The missile pod in Halo 3 was ok but it was obviously an anti vehicle weapon, which always makes me wonder why there was a missile pod in Construct when there's no vehicles in there
well I think it's jump because it's A on my controller to switch seats
probably since is all a simulation, just that spartans like to play as elites idk
i doubt theres elites training in the unsc simulations, but invasion i think is canon for sure
There are, or there were, at Anvil Station
For the invasion gamemode? i mean pretty sure they made that canon
Oh there are
Some Swords of Sangheilios train with the UNSC
But that has been a thing true in lore since the Halo 5 days and they never made Elites playable in that
just went 21/8 and only got 5 points in ranked :/
No, it wasn't for that.
So is combined arms a tie in with the current halo lore?
Ah
Cuz it reminds me of Halo 3 or Halo 5
Mmm breakfast for dinner
Dinner for breakfast
Just stopping by for a second to say that I hope you guys capitalize on what happened over at Bungie by grabbing up both Salvatori and OāDonnell even just for consultation with future halo music. I honestly think the new guys did a good job with Infiniteās soundtrack, but its missing the magic sauce the original duo brought to the table.
Breakfast fans when uniteslow enjoyers come in: š±
I don't want marty anywhere near halo
Maybe none of the 2 want to go back to the series, or Microsoft



