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@dreamy stirrup thoughts on dibu martinez?
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Bro small jonse reference
@faint mantle muerty more like muerto
That's the idea 
Congratulations for catching the reference
You've earned yourself a star
@unkempt mortar
Im spanish so thats hiw
I believe in them
Valid
its strong but I have a feeling, it could be lower into 5-7 bc of their new focus on UCL
Brooo saaame
Basado
Based 😎
anyone know what happened to "tossin a nade" voice line? I really miss it

Who said it
Chief?
iirc they got rid of a bunch of voice lines
no one of the voices in multiplayer
Oh yeah
Matthew Mercer
Halo 4 Is it an incomplete game or very bad?
did you mean: halo 2
in which case it's both
halo 4 mp is good single player eh
In Halo MCC players shouldn't be able to choose which games they want to play. Because when I search only for Halo 4, I never find a match and that's because the players only search for Halo 2 and Halo 3. Sometimes Halo Reach or Halo 2 Anniverssary, but almost never Halo Combat Evolved or Halo 4.
excuse me?
It should be: "choose slayer or objective" "4vs4 or big team"
halo 4 aint THAT hard to find a match in...
as much as i wish more people played (insert game) that's a horrid take
True
# Concern #
Same here I think it’ll catch up to them
Ok ok hear me out when I say this. If you ever do another play through of Halo Infinite campaign (one of the best btw) during the 1st mission when you blow up the ship. When the explosions start and you have to run through the ship play the free bird guitar solo. You will not regret it
Ok I’ll try that
Honestly I do it everytime it’s brilliant
Can 343 industries please fix the shotgun its hella goofy how far it shoots
Sounds like a skill issue ngl
I mean, it’s better than in other halo games where it had the range of a punch
It’s almost like it’s designed how shotguns act in real life 💀💀💀
Dude it's shoot too far this aint fortnite
Shotguns have almost a 30m range in real life wdym?
I mean that’s the type of shotgun they were going for because all the Fortnite kids would rage if they tried to use the normal shotgun
‘wiDEr aUdiENCe’
DE BRUYNE OUT FOR 4 MONTHS?!
Why do you wanna add realism to a franchise with super soldiers and aliens
✨ weapon balancing✨
no. i mean yes! absolutely
Bro anit no skill issue every time i use it, it's too overpowered and i hate it bruh
How can they 'fix' the shotgun if it isn't in the game
What you're referring to is the Bulldog and its working as intended
they should add halo wars mega bloks to infinite
as in you can play with them while you play infinite
Ok ok but can they at least change how i get chasm and cliffhanger in team slayer over and over
90% i always get those 2
map veto
Wtf
I KNOW I KNOWSW
HUGE
Spork slander over here
Nuh uh
what an era, remember when your lobbies coudl actually veto maps if you guys didnt want to play them
no such thing
I was defending spork
So that's not gonna happen because people have conflated Veto with Voting and shunned it by association
now im confused
Idk
oh shoot
Ok, so l-let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that, perhaps, I, Ben, were to ask you, Stacy, to the prom, right now. Now let me ask you, in that situation, would it not be in your best interest to say yes? I mean the answer is obvious, right? Now let's suppose, that in fact, I was doing so right now, in this room. Now, hypothetically, what would your response be?
Wow
yes
All I saw was Profanity spork because he sucks
Let’s gooo
😂
anyways
I just want a good game dude
they never really seemed all that different tbh, you'd either vote for the map you wanted or veto'd the ones you didn't want to play. I could have sworn the game only let you veto/vote back in the day when you played atleast on one map the game itself force chose no?
honestly i cant remember how the system went
did it let you veto one and the other two were rng picks?
yeah bro but prom is like next year
Bro remember that time we had a debate on what sporks can do
They're pretty distinct
Veto is just a re-roll in the map / gametype weighting system, an 'oh god not this' button that a majority of the lobby needs to opt into
Voting on the other hand is 'here's three visible options and a reroll' which any one player can influence, and frequenlty ends up in the same thing getting played over and over.
which was anything and everything 10x more efficiently than humanity combined
Remember when you could vote for the next map on MCC matches?
Much better than the current system fr
@fluid compass whats your top songs for utopia
Best of the best
Oh aye I loved playing nothing but H3 Longshore and Avalanche non-stop /s
of course
Veto
You have a GT
map voting usually ends up with ppl picking the same 3 favorite maps
how did it work though i guess i got it right the first time with veto
Halo CE LAN matches had a button to delay the start of the match, any player could press it and ruin the fun for everyone lol
Why did the developers ever add that
was there anything wrong with that? its not like you wouldn't eventually play on other maps. There were enough players so that the variety stuck
Yes there was something wrong with playing on Guardian 5 times in a row
Ok they can leave the bulldog the way it is
well yes bc thats subjective to everyone, could use more rotation, now im not exactly talking in terms of halo but in general
doesn't really sound like the people were a problem it sounds more like the design was flawed if it kept presenting guardian after every match instead of 3 new maps
No see, if Guardian didn't come up, then people would dogpile 'none of the above' until it did come up
Exactly
yes more maps could be presented to vote on
oh thats a thing
then they could have kept veto they should have removed none of above and made the system choose 3 maps that you hadn't played let alone the one you just played on to keep it fresh and keep it more variety
just completely gutting it and forcing a map by automation has been a catastrophe since the game will iterally choose the same map over and over if you're unlucky
Variety was a bit complicated in the first year because Halo 3 launched with only 11 maps and had to wait over a year to start getting new ones... which you had to pay for
Yeah I mean I'd prefer Veto tbh
But like I say it isn't happening because people have it associated with Voting and don't make the distinction
i could have sworn getting launch site 3 times a row has been a problem in infinite so its not like the alternative map picker has been any better
battlebit.
like having veto would also only work if you could stay opt in to stay in lobbies
It's pre-game so not really
yeah but hypethetically what if you got the same map you just played because the lobby broke up and you moved to a new lobby
GOTY candidates this year:
-Zelda TOTK
-Baldur's Gate 3
-Starfield (maybe)
-Resident Evil 4 Remake
-Spiderman 2 (maybe)
Which one is winning?
Then you have the 'not this' button which is better than the current system without enabling folk to just pick the same thing all the time.
battlebit is winning no questions.
no you wouldn't need not this option if the game just shuffles maps correctly and has a stay in lobby feature. the chances of you playing on the same map would diminish compared to not having the option to stay in your lobby
I mean I'm with you on bringing continuous matchmaking back sure
I wish there was an option to play any completely random match without any specific playlist for when you can't decide on what you want to play
its prob never going to happen sadly, now that hidden mmr in shooters is popular among devs they would have to do away with that particular thing just to let the game shuffle post game lobbies
A match composer would also have been fantastic but it's basically a pipe dream at this point
is master chief collection ever getting another new season
why does 343 think 1000 credits is a reasonable price for a single hcs team shoulder effect
its 3000 to get one teams skins from the shop 💀
those armor effects are ugly too
Depends on what your fit looks like
it won't fit anything unless your plan is to be a walking billboard for a team
$30 for a Skin set smh 343 is trash
Yeah true but then again the skins are pretty bright to begin with
I only paid for the game that’s it I ain’t spending more on it
Wish Bungie was never bought from Microsoft… They did such a better job with Halo than 343 has honestly
I earn all my stuff 😂
Most of the skins actually are decent tho unlike the shoulder things
Actually tho
bet they will end up doing some sort of team bundle in the future
343 just here for the micro transactions… Player base is honestly shrinking because of it.
You will be missed greatly Bungie 😞
as if bungie isn't doing the same with 4 dlcs and cosmetic shops a year
SBMM is a big problem as well… The matchmaking system is worse than CoD honestly
Isn’t that why they added ranks or is that not used
to be fair the matchmaking system pretty much sucks in every game with ranked not just Halo
Ranked has SBMM but so does regular multiplayer. Either your team is stacked and you dominate the other team or you get a team of bots that have never played and you get dominated it’s rarely a close match
in social its always 2 or 3 players on each team that are fragging out
Yeah every game with SBMM sucks because it should be solely connection based and random makes every match unique and different
in my experience most social games are very close
Char
You donate 1 kidney and you are suddenly a hero
Donate 10 and you are suddenly under investigation
except for fiesta and btb
imagine griffball ranked 💀
and I don't mean close in a good way tho, usually one person on each team fragging, other 3 even or goosing
yea in 4v4 its one maybe two players on each team fragging
in BTB its about 4 on each team
For me when I play quick play I’m dominating while my teammates are all double negative and we lose or my entire team dominates the other team lol
One time I played quick play slayer had 32 kills and we lost
i dont really mind in social too much to be honest
It’s like when you do well the game puts trash players on your team and expects you to carry them
@unkempt bolt Exactly! Same here!!!
the match where i got my btb kill record of like 70 kills my team also lost
ive had teammates go 1 - 15 and i lose a lot but i dont mind it cus its not ranked
Yeah and for me in ranked my teammates rage quit 9/10 and then it becomes 2 v 4
Even for ranked I seem to always be put on the losing side
maybe your KD is too high 🤣
Its not even my fault, last 10 matches I played I was top of team postive kd and most objective time
Yep same!
My season 3 ranked win rate was 27% and its probably the only reason I'm still stuck in diamond hell
After I hit platinum I just gave up on ranked because I constantly would get teammates who would quit mid match
I stopped playing this season cuz I had unstable internet but someday I gotta suck it up cuz i want the onyx emblem
Now I just dominate in quick play and BTB and do crazy stuff lol
i dont care too much for emblems
And since high diamond players are "good" by most standards you would expect me to have a good win rate in social
most other people similar rank to me have 60% rates even plat or gold players have like 50%+ in social
I swear the matchmaker hates me cuz my social win rate is 44%
Current Destiny Eververse dumpster fire
I know this is a Halo group but I’m ready for Xdefiant to drop mainly because it doesn’t have SBMM
Don't hold your breath, it doesn't have stable net security either, like basically every COD game
Screw it I’ll roll the dice 😂
i tried the Xdefiant beta it was alright
le funny number company
It’s was great I loved the beta
The medics seemed super OP in that game. I assume they are going to be nerfed on release
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
nah
man i need to finish pathfinder wotr so i can start baldur's gate 3 while it's still fresh
Hello
Yo.
💗 💗
343 give us a PVE mode next season 🙏🏼
It launched with one
That’s not campaign
Bot bootcamp
I want firefight
That wasn't what you asked for.
343 give us firefight next season 🙏🏼
Agreed Infinite needs some sort of PVE mode eventually, firefight would fill that niche well
I want to play as Marvin Mobuto and slaughter flood.
I want a Marvin Mobuto mini game.
Let me play as a traffic cone, I can't really feel immersed in infinite, the human form I'm given isn't enough
If only old cod was playable
Like seriously if you do something like cheat in old COD game or make Team Fortress 2 spin bots I hope you get stuck in a public restroom with no toilet paper.
Bot bootcamp isn't in the game
Huh?
It was removed due to career xp exploits for now
Firefight would be a cool addition honestly.
Wow ok didn’t know that
As long as the red hunters get put on steroids, I want them to make mythic hunters from halo 5 look like child’s play
I’ve actually recently played firefight on Halo:Reach for the first time.
What did you think of it?
Kinda sad it took me so long to play firefight.
Enjoy it, Didn’t really understand a lot of it but I enjoy the hour I played it.
Yeah I didn’t really research it before hopping in, was still pretty fun
ODST has flood firefight now which sounds fun too
Gn
Especially with how fun Infinite's covena- uh I mean BANISHED can be to fight, there's some real MP potential there
Yeah Also would bring back a lot of players and keep them engaged.
I can already hear the screams of terror if they make the Chieftain from the Harbinger fight into a boss
That dude was insane
Lol, I could see that as a bonus round
Dual wield gravity hammers.
Or even beyond that, just porting campaign bosses to this theoretical firefight
(btw sad we have to think of a theoretical firefight nowadays)
Wasn’t forge AI gonna be a thing eventually? Might be possible to code one somehow
That’s like OW2 PVE stuff
Plus dual gravity hammers would be hilarious. Imagine the funny ragdoll potential 🤣
I tried GMod with friends a couple times, so much dumb stuff to do lol
One decided he wanted to summon a tornado and nuke it
Needless to say our games crashed
I’d say that’s valves best game but they are just a publisher
wonder if anyone’s tried to make TTT in forge yet
Is there any way to use an item that’s part of a kit without wearing the kit?
Aside from dinh's coating, the season 1 hcs kits, and I think part of thom's and rosetta most of the kit items are obtainable through battle passes and such.
343 please add map names in the title screen
But I can’t use Emile’s knife shoulder
It’s so cool looking
I can’t even use the one without the knife that’s not part of his kit
Which is so stupid because then it just exists for NO reason because nobody else uses it I don’t think
LFG Ranked Arena in 10 minutes.
hi
It's in the winter update battlepass
Which is entirely free
Go check it out, it's only 30 tiers iirc
It has cqc cqb and mark v helmets as well
@amber iris
hi?
Never saying word again idk why I did that but yes many thanks
i want to report a gitch
Go submit a ticket at halo support's website
ok
Uhuh
Now I just need a good helmet
And I’ll consider making the swap from rakshasa to mark V
the halo community is interesting
Hello
hui
anyone still play halo wars definitive edition?
no

who broke waypoint? getting internal server error
well that's weird....working in chrome on my pixel 7 pro but not working in edge on my windows 10 PC
something's definitely wrong....but what?
works in firefox on the same PC
so there's something not right with edge probably
Try incognito mode in Edge and see if it works
If it does, it's probably a corrupt cookie or something. Should be able to clear any Microsoft/Waypoint/Xbox cookies, hard refresh (CTRL + SHIFT + R) and try again
yeah works in inprivate on edge
cleared out the cookies and now it works
Putting on the ODST and reaching soundtracks for work today. Guess I'm gonna be crying today 
Hey everyone!
I hope you're having a good morning (or afternoon/evening, depending on where you are in the world 😛 )
Does anyone know where I can find some custom game maps and mode recommendations?
Bruh cmon I’m on the moon why no respect?? :.(((
Today is the best day to play it as it’s raining
At least for me I don’t know about you
Well, he said world, not earth🤷♂️
Oh
The moon isn't a planet.
He was left out.
This is a catastrophe.
No one have ever said that it is lol
The moon is in fact a tooth.
yes it is bc I said it is so it is now I've decided
so um im making a halo cosplay but i need some help i guess
so i've already finished the helmet
its an odst helmet
should i go full odst
you should go full spork
or make a spartan with an odst helmet
or make a sort of kitbash with both pieces of mjolnir and odst armor
might look a bit contrasting
yeah if you were gonna change it up id go all the way not just helmet
i mean cant you equip the odst helmet in game?
I have no idea im a f2p player lol
Same though probably not for long
true but i havent found the pepakura (templates for the foam) files for the odst armor other than the head
then I would go full ODST personally
that nice.
but i dont have the files
i only have the odst helmet
but the rest are for mjolnir mk 5
well idk any of that im just answering your question which was "should I go full ODST" lol
I used to not like mk5, but now I do (probably because of red vs blue)
well i kinda wanna tbh
then there ya go👍🏻
the files for mk5 are insanely hard (especially the chestplate area)
I'm at peace now i have athlon
Too many to choose but FE!N, Hyaena and My eyes are some of my fav
dang I thought FE!N had the weakest feature from carti but my eyes is underrated
I also not a fan of carti so im bias there
you have no idea how many times ive heard that word in this server from the day I joined and never asked what it was, I still have no idea what you guys are talking about but it has to be important
oh looks nice
Hi, my name is Caboose 🙂
that was very climactic
hello Michael
Hello spork
howdy hey
halos largest flex🔥
Having I love bees copy of halo two had left the chat..
It’s true
Damn that was nice
The entire enemy team is skill issue
the most Impressive thing about this whole video is that I can watch it without clicking a link 
Thanks for that panda 🙂
no they're messing with a true soldier
Ok

Nope, but I support them

Uh oh, I guess you are the person who wiped the poor guy down in #halo-discussion
oh gotcha so what is that like?
The one time I helped with gear issue it was a silly day.
Oof lol
9-5 as in .950 right
Maybe lol
I hope one day 343 expands the customization to legs, separate gloves and knee pads and back slots and chest attachments for knifes and other things
spartan with panda dunks
I want my Spartan to have a flanged mace.

Losers want knives, winners embrace Spartans being like Knights.
and 2-3 attachments on the helms would be lovely
I want my spartan to just go assasins creed style
Give me poncho Chief and I’m good
you know rak had a poncho for concept art so maybe it could happen
That’s fair but I love carti and hearing him on a song with Travis just gets me so hyped
yeah that makes sense fs
chief with a tortilla chip sombrero
Spartans with Tridents and Spears.
I mean, if you think about it, attaching a bayonet to the front of an S7 is kinda like a spear.
I actually really hope we get a Sniper Rifle reskin someday that gives it a ghillie wrap.
I know that's like, generic remodel #1 for video game snipers, but still.
that figure never fails to make me chuckle
🤣
Amazing
He looks like a
A what? Grouse???
Snuggy
and if you want to cosplay him..
apparently. I've done research on this particular item in the past and there's not much there
H2A, looks like
mmmm
I don't think so
the only time we saw an elite in H2 without armor was in the branding scene and the mauseoleum and that background doesn't fit either
idk it looks too good compared to the elite CGI in the show
Been a while since I watched an episode so idek. Trying to think where else I’ve seen elites
Definitely not forward unto Dawn
I asked the person who posted it
Here is some of the work I did for the new Halo TV Series on Paramount Plus. Back in 2019 I was at MrX and got the amazing oppertunity to be Lead Creature and Blendshape Artist on the show which was wicked since I grew up playing it with friends and family. I had the chance to rework the Sangheili from what we originally ingested and try to brin...
Sol was right
@pliant hatch
oh, nice
GG @fossil skiff
oh neat
Hi
@signal granite thinks my status message is real and harrassed me in the dms lol
don't know why you told me to stop doing what I am doing when I have done nothing 🙂
💀
I’m just gonna say donkey Kong barrel blast as a joke
Agreed
I was incorrect
Gremlins!
The halo TV show elites looked amazing
Sadly still awaiting a good P+ deal since I foolishly let my T-mobile perk of 1 free year go too long without claiming it.
But I might just spring for ad-free. All of the major ones except Max have ad-free as half the cost of premium, but man those same ads clobber you over the head over and over and over again.
My experience with Pluto tv in a nutshell, but I won’t complain much because the on demand is amazing
Man I wish there was still Gamepass ultimate halo rewards, especially for the xp boosts
You don't know what you have until it's gone 😂
Yee just play for 4 hours I believe
Still think a game pass armor coating would be cool 👀
I’d still wear it honestly
Gimme an Xbox emblem for the sniper and we’re good to go 
I'd LOVE to see some Xbox themed stuff - coatings, branding, etc
Series X and S charm when
that would be sick
My Porsche 918 in FH5 had a gamepass uhhh paint job livery. It looked sick
Can't find it anywhere on the perks page?
Sorry for the ping
Livery*
Yes that’s it, thank you. Brain no work today
it's not on the perks page it's on the main page
Ah, that's where it is. I hadn't looked a whole lot but noticed it didn't show up in the perks anymore
Anyone have $1.2k I can borrow I am about to make a horrible financial decision
I found a 9 stringer
is venmo ok?
no
The tuning is C#, F#, B, E, A, D, G, B, E.
Oh thanks
I can assure you that he's alive ◯
I'm screwed though I've been in Canada for the last 2 weeks and only got a chance to come on today
get your 4 hours in today
I wonder how it tracks playtime
like could you idle it and redeem?
With a timer
I set myself up for that
gottem
In all seriousness, I would assume it would go the simple route and use the playtime tracker every Xbox game has, so idling would count in that case.
if anyone wants to play halo infinite duck hunt pls play 😦
I wish this server had a meme channel
this seems bad for an all onyx team, why can't they party up together idk
https://twitter.com/halodotapi/status/1691825028633879020?t=eJfNrAqBy_HgUzNMaq2Atg&s=19
such a weird change

aegis became a cat apparently
huh?
Cat
When Halo Infinite launched, Ranked Arena had separate playlist options for input as well as Fireteam size. In order to fix an issue we combined them, and as time went on, we’ve kept them combined in order to promote a better matchmaking experience (ping, time to match, and skill). We also combined them to have […]
yeah but I can't see why they would do that
keep 4 stacks and bring back the solo duo queue
yeah bringing solo/duo queue back would kinda fix this whole issue
that way both sides win
ppl can queue with friends or not play w 4 stacks
exactly
maybe onyx 3/4 stacks only match 3/4 stacks
Better than a straight up ban
they picked the worst possible way ngl
Four separate playlists: for 1, 2, 3, and 4-person fireteams 
*people riot in the streets*
not enough ppl
No matter what options they pick, a chunk of people are gonna be unhappy
And they'll be vocal about it
People gotta choose their chunk: happy or unhappy.
for solo duo, there weren't enough people in season 2, where let's be real the game was at its lowest point. this should be significantly better than then
Has halo Infinite improved since launch? I haven’t played since then and I found out it to be pretty boring back then
@normal owl did you have time to review my lawyer talk from yesterday?
It has improved, and it is guaranteed by me personally to be worth your time.
Let me look back and enjoy.
Did they at least add super fiesta? Cause I don’t remember it being there at launch
yes
super fiesta is in the game
and it's good imo
Oh nice, gonna try it out tmrw
as someone who hates fiesta, I really do like super fiesta for some reason
Powerful plea for the jury to consider milk-first a cereal offense. 
I guess it’s cause halo infinite is more fast paced compared to older games
milk first is straight up illegal
That's high treason
It was a bowl'd argument, while still understanding that lay juries need to be spoon-fed proofs to reach the desired conclusion.
Cereal, then Milk, then Spoon, then Bowl. It’s a no-brainier.
I still think they should add more body tipes
The ones we got in the game look all the same
It's just boring
Is this like a snapshot of a deconstructed bowl of cereal?
🥣 + cereal + 🥛
Would be quite a mess each time if Bowl was last lol
"The flavors are good, but I hate having to rake all the wet cereal from my countertop into my bowl."
I picture H8 scooping the ceral and milk off the edge of the counter into the bowl
It’s like a sandcastle you’ve got to pat the top of it
pro tip place your hand over the cereal when pouring the milk so it doesn't overflow
Key factor: ensuring the hand is still out of the milk's way.
"It's getting everywhere! But my cereal is staying down."
pour between gap in pointer finger and thumb
like Bishop did with the knife in Aliens.
I have cereal eating down to a science
Replicating and repeating it is delicious.
upgrade from regular bowl to plastic mixing bowl
Are we the same person???
It's such a luxury and relief to have that generous extra edge for the cereal's ebb and flow without spilling over and having that in a larger portion.
nothing beats eating a giant bowl of cereal and watching your favorite show
life is just so good during those moments
Totally vibing with that. And when you look down because you're out of cereal...but you're an adult so you just grab the box and pour more in without being denied permission.
when you finally get done with the cereal and then you are treated with the cold sugary milk
Do you switch cereals halfway through, like a multi-course cereal dinner?
I've been experimenting with mixing cereals
Frosted Flakes and Fruit Loops: amazing.
2/3 lucky charm, 1/3 cinnamon toast crunch
you dont' want the CTC to overpower the marshmallow
My daily routine for a few years was having breakfast in the morning, usually cereal, and watching an episode of a TV show before work.
A fine balance
livin' the life
I greatly admire your ability to wake up earlier than critically necessary to get to work on time.
I work from home, so getting to work was the easy part
oh my gosh, you just made the biggest case for WFH
I've been slipping recently with my sleep schedule
*sleeping recently
True
Still get up early enough to start early, but not enough to squeeze in an episode before work
ok I'm getting cereal now
Although, I technically could, just means I would have to end my workday later, and I don't want to do that
I want some too so badly now.
Agreed: work tries to creep into Life.
Getting done early and looking at all the extra time you have to yourself feels good
I usually defaulted to a more "grains" kind of cereal first, like frosted shredded wheat or crispix or cracklin oat bran, then followed with the more "dessert" kind of cereal, like crunch berries, froot loops, etc.
today's menu is captain crunch with berries
We are a cereal hive mind here.
cereal killers
I'll post in clan corner
Reminds me, there was this indie game called Cereal Killaz announced a while back. Wonder how it's going along.
still in development
All Cereal Killers members must maintain a rank of Stainless Steel or above.
no longer dead weight huh
Why do I lose 15 points when I disconnect from a ranked game
Dang you're right. What an identity crisis now.
because you're ruining the match
idk any cereal that skins to the bottom of the bowl
No, we have to stay DeadWeight: that's the true nature vs ardent passions.
sinks*
shredded wheat
I was just gonna say
is that like weetabix
no idea
How am I ruining the match I disconnected
...
Gotta scoop around the murky milk like a guy in a movie thinking he killed his opponent in the water and unable to find him.
Some people purposely disconnect and there's no way to tell, so they assume the worst
you lose CSR because anyone can just disconnect internet or close the game and say "oh I disconnected"
whether intentional or not, you've probably just lost your team the match
have to treat everyone equally
But yes, @obsidian wyvern , if you can get a hold of flavored frosted shredded mini wheats in the UK, treat yourself to Blueberry or Strawberry. They are very good.
Really need to get back to having cereal, been skipping breakfast too much lately
bing with my Coco pops
milk is extra cold today, sheeesh
bro autocorrect
Just the way I like it
it's so good
milk is a strange one, sometimes it's super cold, sometimes it's barely cold
even if it's been in the same spot in the fridge
As long as its cold, it's good enough
Is someone sitting on the milk carton right before you use it sometimes as a prank
it's how I stay cool in teh summer
Is it being hit by moving air?
I'm not a fridge expert, but probably?
that makes sense too though
like if something is behind it blocking direct air
I think it's obvious that the milk sitting is the explanation.
Not an afridgecionado?
wow nice!
that's actually impressive
Took me a sec to figure out if would translate well to text
Could be dependent on how much stuff has been set in the fridge as well, or ambient air temp maybe
Elephants On the Move?
Like if you just came back from the store
Egg of the Menu?
haha we know, congratulations though for real!
i do not do well with praise, just give me my money and let me do my thing lmfao
already trying to find a hole to slink back into
my dad is up for civilian of hte year or something
he had to get new pictures taken and everything
Yeah the best hole around, because you're the best employee of the month
same, someone today at work forced me to call my manager down just to praise me and it was so awkward lol
Those are the best pictures, when you can tell the person would have wished literally anything else.
How do you get nominated for civilian of the year?
true lol
he's a DOD civilian
and a DAD of the year!
be straight to HR after a scuffle from that, i am grateful this is a remote work project now LMAO
Good for all of you guys though! I would be so proud of Dad despite his begrudging acceptance of the nomination lol. And Solis and Rev, while uncomfortable, it's awesome that you're being recognized for the quality that you truly bring despite not trumpeting yourselves!
Was that a trumpet?
yeah idk why it went away
Sam, what would make your dad's day even more: letting him know you also told a bunch of strangers on the internet and they all congratulate him.
praising us when we didn't want praise smh my head
Pictures suck
Nuh uh
Bold statement.
bold and brash?
bro yeah like cause they say 'smile' and you're trying to not do your best jerma impression LMAO
I hate em, partially cause bad smile.
I think enough people are chiming in that the Onyx change is a good one, but the 1500 isn't the right starting point.
https://twitter.com/Lucid_TW/status/1691864300460142834
343 could make that starting point be different before launching this, if the pre-feedback is strong enough.
@HaloSupport This should apply to only to 1900 or 2000+ csr not just your average onyx player. Close but not like this.
"The Bold and the Brash" doesn't quite have the same ring.
Looking like I’m about to be sentenced or something
Hang on I clearly haven't been paying attention, what's this about Onyx CSR?
ohhhh as in having your picture taken. I was like "wow just a blanket statement of condemnation huh".
We know you are no heretic… 
I love how I'm in my late 30's still quoting spongebob
that cartoon had a big impact apparently
Hard for it not to
For years and years, my driver's license picture was hideous because, when I got my picture taken, I thought it'd be funny to pull my face back to make it look like I had a huge double-chin. But the low-res of the camera flattened out the image and made it just look like I looked terrible. Then they kept renewing my license without a new picture.
It was quality entertainment
#halo-support-news Onyx players will only be able to search in a max party of 2. (starting at 1500 CSR)
Is this to prevent sweeps for high rank vs onyx players?
yes
but all it will in turn do is create more smurfs
and in turn lower the ranked population
because why would u want to queue with a full 4 in a team based shooter, beats me
/ s
like they literally had this issue solved all the way back to when the game released
Not that it will create more smurfs but IMO it'll have the opposite effect I think. I don't think punishing high skilled players is the move.
I'm glad all of this doesnt' apply to me lol
well either way, if u play ranked you basically better get used to only playing with one other person
lol same
Me neither.
Like there's players like Lucid and Spartan yeah having them show up on your team is marginally an advantage but players at their ELO are always gonna be at their peak
it doesnt apply to me either, still care tho
I don't know enough about how any of this works
Watching Onyx players fight is like that one Michael Jackson popcorn gif
Fun for viewers
Yeah at that point it's just a case of who messes up first lmao
Where missing 1-2 bullets gets you killed. Probably.
“He missed the headshot!”
You make your headshots every time?
it's to prevent 4stacks of onyx players dominating the playlist.
Have a quick read of the article posted in #halo-support-news
My Theater Mode Isn't Playing Back The Same As My Video Recordings
Players Facing Wrong Directions
Do my placements and dip 
lol its a trash idea whats wrong with playing a comp game competativly with a team with comms thats the point where else can they play
add solo duo q if ya wanna again also i win alot with a duo lol 4 stacks aint all that prepare diamonds for the smurf waves
I know I’m getting old now because I’m having a hard time reading this
use your brain to add a , where you need to im in game no time to type it all out for you.
That's ok, you do the work. We'll wait.
less typey typey more pew pew then
busy de ranking a smurf
so i can play with my friends since i guess thats not cool anymore
If I had a dollar for everytime someone said “I can’t do XYZ because it isn’t cool anymore” despite there being obvious reasoning (if flawed implementation), I would buy Elon musk himself
reasoning doesnt matter if its objectively flawed

which in this case, it is
yeah man i just killed this guy in broad daylight cause i wanted to
at least i gave u a reason tho
its like when 343 axed splitscreen coop, least they gave u a reason right?
right.....
I think you need to see the definition of reasoning, because that’s not what I said at all.
You made something up and then attributed it to me.
Reasoning can be bad.
I don’t think it’s very flawed to want to give other players a chance against onyx players. Maybe the implementation is, I don’t know, but the actual purpose of the update is not that bad.
If I have a mouse and keyboard connected to my Xbox, but playing on controller, will it affect auto aim?
Why would we give others a chance against onyx? Onyx vs Onyx should be already "Even" Same rank
Anyone did the weekly challenges this week and get the light bike thing?
Hello guys
you implied it then later double down on it lmfao. the purpose of the update is to stop onyx players to stop matching against 4 stacks, sure it may solve one problem in the cog but that also creates more issues that are argueably worse in the process such as alienating players who enjoy working together as a full team
you LITERALLY said "despite there being obvious reasoning"
lmfaooooo
not gonna waste my time tbh
you yourself said you dont play ranked so you shouldnt even be giving input tbh
Same
🤦♂️
If this update is a bad idea, then the data will prove them wrong. Just let time work it out.
what update
Playable Elites.
Just kidding lol
honestly the update is pretty dumb imo but you can't satisfy everyone
magine
warning: jumpscare
Where can dommy mommies be found
👋
wonder if it'll just be like a £15 discount lol
people say the elite controler is gaming perfection??
With Amazon, it’ll be maybe a 2% discount
They used the wrong picture for the Kinect, how embarrassing.
pfft haha
I only ever hear people complaining about issues
And no, that’s not gaming perfection. That controller is maybe a 6/10
👋
well if you’re annoyed by something you’re more likely to talk about it on the internet
Gaming perfection is obviously the Teletubbies games on PBS kids
While I'm sad that your pfp no longer makes me hungry with a picture of a delicious mcdouble, I support you expressing yourself with a new picture.
Hahaha, its actually a funny story. It’s not Einstein because I think I’m smart, its Einstein because me and my friends were jokingly doing Oppenheimer role play the other day
Always Wonder what happened to triggers down, final boss , carbon and str8 rippin. Guess they just departed and joined optic or faze? Etc
Literally just Strauss yelling at Oppenheimer
That’s all it was.
It’s funnier if you were there.
I haven't seen it yet, but I'm looking forward to it.
My profile is usually an inside joke
Surely the better alternative would be to just only have 4 stacks only play other 4 stacks
McDouble was part of the “McDonald’s menu” lineup
either that, or just give us 2 playlists again
this is a brand new sentence
Maybe roleplay is a bit of a strong word
I was gonna say, but you do you.
‘Historical reenactment’ then
Yes, considering the amount of yelling there was
Hamburgler
Now that wasa cool cat
And then way back when, the missing spartan was a joke that Miranda’s “to war” line in 3 caused a Spartan to get lost in transit, costing her a valuable asset
H3 Miranda made some poor choices
To say the least…
Definitely a nepo baby
after Keyes was turned into a flood and had a hole punched in his face I wouldn't be using him to gain advantage in any scenario
that's all people will think about if she mentions him
"Nice face, you must get that from your dad!" 😭
cracking up IRL
John Halo
hahaha
anybody have a pc and want to play halo 2 campain by any chance ?
Halo high school: Miranda has an embarrassing secret spread by Mr ONI

God why do I keep joining trash lobbies
What?
It’s a explanation of an old server name I had
In relation to the Miranda face joke
Oh nope that’s a different message you replied to
I'm giving in, I'm doing my swat placements because I'm bored
where did big team social go
current playlists will always be shown here:
https://support.halowaypoint.com/hc/en-us/articles/17920041655188
Idk dont ask that please
ty
Why are knew halo games full of
Full of what?

anyone else think the Ui is crazy in Infinite?
in what way
navigating them is counter intuitive
could you provide an example?
like when you are in queue and try to look at the shop or something then getting back to that tab is like 5 steps
f1 > customize > shop
or try to cancel queue if you arent on the right screen
Never had that issue. Left stick cancels anywhere right
idk i dont use controller, if there is a button to cancel i dont see one as an option for MnK
when you're queueing, it should say on the blue bar on the far right
How in the world had i not noticed that ever
I always clicked through tabs trying to get into the tab to click on cancel search
Hello guys.
Spartan chatter music hits different
spawning in the middle of a map.. in swat 😔
Ultimate theme mashup be like
man, i'm pretty disappointed in how swat plays 😦 the spawns are horrible, you only win your fights if you have better ping and the game decides not to blank your headshots, i've lost count of how many times i've been killed and THEN the person comes around the corner or out from behind cover, I get headshotted around corners when I am taking cover from a fight etc.
Hey guys
too many network issues for it to be a good playlist
its not the same
I don't get it
you haven't watched the punisher?
hey THEPUNISHER
even if you have high ping you get peakers advantage especially in swat
no
you're missing out
honestly with all of Infinite's issues, I've just gone back to MCC H3 MP.
there's a guy in r/halo that just comes in and says hey guys and he is our national icon
thats it
it’s “hey guys” at home?
I guess it doesn't hit the same way the other dude's does lol
what other dude?
you, dude
What cereal before milk does to a person
😮
Because we have a bot command to post it
But it isnt the same
have it on a random timer
I am a new author and would love to publish a book into the official Halo Universe. Does anyone know how or where I can contact someone who does?
if you want an official book in canon that'd be pretty tough to do as a new author
pretty sure all the folks that wrote halo novels have had a lot of years writing novels before Halo
fanfic is ofc always welcome tho
Well, the one who wrote The Cole Protocol was new when he wrote it. It says it when he's thanking Eric Nylund for excepting new authors.
ah. I understand now
did the person leave or something?
then why does the bot post it if he still does
he hasnt posted in a week
@vapid siren could you direct someone who I can talk to about publishing?
we need our fix
it's over
It's ok if you can't
ah ok, thanks. I just didn't know what was happening lol
the discord has collapsed
billions must be banned
idk who that'd properly be aside from sam forwarding on, but if you just pull up like that idk how itd pan out ¯_(ツ)_/¯
True. But I need permission to publish. And a # of pages.
So I need to find someone who can help. And as far as I know 343 has no official email.
you would probably have to contact MSFT
is the light bike supposed to be a tron reference?
absolutely
Silly Aegis, we all know even after death, AIs can't live for more than seven years
the domain would like a word with you


if you don’t know the difference between “excepting” and “accepting” then I doubt you will get into any kind of program
also the days of Eric Nylund are long over
Ok, that's true
xbox is kill?
But it's worth a shot and it was a typo, sorry.
Servers down???
apparently
did the servers just die
It's not chewsday, innit
yep looks like it.. i just got dc'ed
hopefully thats them getting rid of ranked swat
Please refer to the Halo Support site for additional information and/or to submit a ticket concerning any issues you may be experiencing.
of course when I'm trying to get this dumb 4 hours done
it revoked my firefight priveleges
it brought a plague unto my house
servers down?
finally was having a good ranked game and was about to make up for a couple losses 😭 hopefully the servers going down means i won't get any csr loss 😛
Halo Infinite is Down!
time to play MCC
making its way downtown.
unless it's an issue that affects both games
@vapid siren man, what a week
about that
well there you go
Now I have to watch White Chicks, lol! Thanks! ❤️
time to play HW2 online
time to play Age of Empires 3 Definitive Edition
sprinting fast
Spartans pass
and you're flag-bound.
Annnnnd... I love you!
Time to play old school RuneScape
Here comes the server down spam, good luck mods 
f
it already happened lol
aw how wholesome
quick someone ping downdetector 
I just enabled a double exp token and then ….🤦♂️
F
-200 credits
thats unfortunate lol
looks like they are back for me. Booted up the game again and was able to get connected
someone unplugged the power cord
who hit off the servers?
wasn't me I swear

❤️
knew it
id just hit onyx and stop if i had that time
you knew NOTHING, AjiZu!
no point in losing it again lmao
@calm fiber they still dont know of our plan to take over humanity
YOU'RE A LIAR
🎵 you're playing with the big boys now🎵
ah one of the best animated films!
No joke, Through Heaven's Eyes is on one of my Spotify playlists. That soundtrack had some bangers.
extremely underrated
Just finished building the 2019 Lego millennium falcon
MCC is working
it is
Yeah
The space combat section in Reach is so boring 😔
fr tho, no clue why bungie thought it was a good idea
cant even play with my friends hard days work crack a beer run MM with my 4 life friends nopeeeeee
H2 will be good the day enemies stop spamming button combos on you
yes you've had your lamentations all morning
you can leave constructive feedback in #1039633978841374720 but at this point, i think we can leave it out of general 🙂
Just that time of day and now sadness my old friend
Why do players pretend they care about splitscreen but then they didn't know Infinite has had it for multiplayer since launch
ill leave it in there but i doubt anyone cares lol
Are you gonna blame 343 for making online play the rule when that has been the rule ever since Xbox Live was conceived?
The daily Halo is dead comment
Huh the online is fine rn they need to fix desync and people not getting beat down etc
halo is never dead we love it to much
Keep coming back for more
I've yet to experience any desync that isn't common in online games
Ive got clips where im 100% standing behind a wall for a full second almost then my buddies pov i was still in the open and he shot me in the head i dropped dead standing still. Trust me play 2k onyx and you will see the issues. On lan the games great.
mcc had this issue couldnt find a game logn que time etc
I have no interested in ranked modes
WERE BACK BOYS
Well then you woudlnt experience the issues we do in Br fights
AND GALS
Infinite's back up?
Its been up
hell yeah
Why would I even want to play ranked. MLG is not gonna call me or anything
finally i can stop playing Halo 3
Imagine downloading MCC again
As an honest Halo fan since Combat Evolved, this is the best state I have seen the franchise in since 2001! As a loyal Halo fan and Xbox Live Gold member for the past 22 years,
I have never enjoyed the series as much as I do today. I've never seen a game developer more committed and better suited for the Halo franchise than 343 Industries. They are by far
the best game developers on the market. We must back them and trust the process! I have to admit that 343 Industries is simply the GOAT, far better than Bungie ever was or could ever
hope to be!
THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT! 🌞
Imagine downloading heavy games
Cloud gaming master race
i keep it installed for Reach and 2, still nothing beats those games
Ah yes, armor lock and button combos the games
Ucs?
H2 is understandable, reach is not
I should specify Halo 2 Anniversary, 2 Classic hurts to play, physically, also I think Reach players have an agreement to just... not use armourlock
I've never really struggled with desync
Last time I checked, clouds are really friggin heavy
The fact that Halo 2 doesn't have the screen arrows that show up when you get shot makes the game unplayable, and sometimes the game glitches and you can't hear Battle Rifle shots, so you die without any clue of where you were getting shot from
I'll get desync every now and then
We're also in NA, so we get the best servers, that's a good thing to keep in mind
I played a Warzone match yesterday and got that nice summer 2016 nostalgia
Not many people still playing Halo 5 but the ones that are, you're legends
YES. You're the legend.
I wish I could play 5, the lack of a PC port makes it kinda hard



