🗿・memes

[barren chasm]

get out and obey this senna gtr

[sweet prawn]

Literally superfast

[sweet prawn]

P2W carreer season be like

[sweet prawn]

ppl in traffic cars

[stuck agate]

Me who needed 4

[sweet prawn]

Broken game

[raven nebula]

bro make more original and with context memes

[raven nebula]

touchdrive NOOB

[sharp harbor]

Imagine if the A9 extended the ban for another 99 years-

[empty seal]

When you KD'ed a Whale and win the race.
You Heart and Mind at same time:

[barren chasm]

that has got to be one of the unfunniest jokes I've ever seen
three times in a row

[stuck arrow]

Darn bro, sounds like a YOU problem

[soft hedge]

on cd

[wild copper]

whаt politic CCCR? where no politic

[soft hedge]

a mid efforts meme for today (actually there none):

[wild copper]

oh no 300bp this cаr

[grand flame]

Dragon BKS#5699 has been banned for 1 day

Reason: offensive and bypass

[unban]

Banned until · Mar 8, 2022, 12:36 PM

[winter venture]

bruh you dont even have the senna gtr so dont brag about it

[vagrant stump]

When you mix up the mp modes
and enter plat league race in mp1 with a c class car
that was meant to race in rookie league in mp2
(at least the loss isnt much)

[vagrant stump]

mixing up mp modes and racing with c car in plat tier?
not funny? ok...

[empty seal]

When you are at 1st Position But it is Jungle MP with Slipstream.

[vague dune]

Nobody:
Me: uses apex ap-o as a ramp to get to first place

[barren chasm]

ok?

[knotty nacelle]

#latepost
Got car key

||After grinding in key hunt||

[soft hedge]

my humor is trash so i laughed at the meme above
no mid efforts meme for today because im feeling lazy

[narrow gulch]

I'm the game owner hehe

[wild copper]

eww 🤣

[heavy sigil]

I present to you: A Cringe Meme

[glossy snow]

[winter venture]

When you are in silver league and see golden corvettes and Huracáns (Classic mp)

[sharp harbor]

But then you remember its last day of MP and they all are td players

[winter venture]

@sharp harbor
now me when they troll and kd me, block me and annoy me...

[heavy sigil]

Ping just gone to 999ms very hard

[knotty nacelle]

When you play Asphalt Jungle MP and start from backmost

[wild copper]

Bruh

[vague dune]

But the TD players begin to win

[wild copper]

Gaming. A9 2022 like

[sharp harbor]

Because you completed your mission x69 kd

[vagrant stump]

When gameloft realizes we are supposed to race against Aston Martin V12's instead of Mulliner Bacalars, at the end of the Aston Martin V12 hunt
(cant edit, take this)

[sand cove]

the truth.

[barren chasm]

I don't think that's an A9 meme
at least if you won't edit this because you forgot the A9 part
here's icona comrade anyways because if I don't post an image mee6 will warn me
alright thanks for clarifying it, you might've got a warn from a mod else

[winter venture]

i changed it, might work now

[soft hedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/944058391070908416/Get_fake_but_far_worse.gif
get real
i actually reposted this from myself

[soft hedge]

added a little bit of budget
gaming a9 in 2022
i forgot to change fov but eh too late

[soft hedge]

i posted now what

[knotty nacelle]

Me after GP:

[wild copper]

🚮 delete gаme

[glossy snow]

Classic GP moment...

[outer socket]

When you want 50k tokens from Gameloft for free

[knotty nacelle]

New king vs old king

[heavy sigil]

Where's the funny?- 4 versions and a meme bonus
Use them to backfire unfunny memes, if it ever works

[graceful temple]

Hey you. Yeah, you. I looks 1000 rank lower than ur 3921 rank but that doesn’t mean I lose to H2. Remember you have worse top speed and worse accel. I got good accel to recover some speed after drift due to my bad handling. Your infinite nitro efficiency won’t help either since my Nitro Efficiency also good to manage easily. I can beat you with just some skill so you better watch out as I destroy you. Remember ur car that u grinded real hard or even have paid real money on it and just to it get destroyed by a car you get for free by doing daily task.

[wild copper]

where moment

[outer socket]

Thanks but what do you use for Editing?

[wraith parcel]

No blueprints 🤨

[winter venture]

bro, not funny, not meme

[chrome fossil]

Hail grasa alv

[barren chasm]

this goes for the two memes above

[soft hedge]

idh senna gtr model and im too lazy

[glacial bear]

f2p players be like:

[uncut citrus]

These days of a9

[gloomy breach]

give us some fairness gameloft

[stuck agate]

Emira hates your meme. Now say goodbye.

[heavy sigil]

You'll be shocked

[blazing sedge]

No offense but

[knotty nacelle]

Believe or not, getting demoted from higher league is very painful

[hot badger]

DrUnkLoFt 🍾

[novel void]

[broken tusk]

TD / hybrid players

[spare hawk]

a star hunt requires 105 races to finish:

[stuck agate]

Guess like i have to spend 750 tokens again thanks Gameloft

[winter venture]

i can give you a bp, i have 2 bps for snna gtr ||not unlocked ||

[grand flame]

Sensei Garmadon#9445 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[hot badger]

i'm starting to question my existence

[worldly lotus]

Me: visible confusion

[wild copper]

Rtx. 3080on. This. One

[barren chasm]

A9 only 🗿

[stuck agate]

Ukraine vs Russia join asphalt 9

[outer socket]

When someone post other types of MEMES instead of MEMES

[true fractal]

Tokens be like:

[broken socket]

Just came up with it

[spare lava]

Cringe

[grand flame]

🅱asically#3698 has been warned

Reason: off topic

[barren chasm]

i don't speak unfunny

[gloomy breach]

when you posted off topic memes in this server

[gloomy otter]

sorry for poor editing

[still ibex]

Relatable?

[barren chasm]

stop

[heady oak]

NEVER

[barren chasm]

asphalt 9 + english only 😐

[heady oak]

No 👍
I'mma post memes
Because this is the ideal place
:troll:

[gloomy breach]

Can anyone stops steal memes and post off topic memes and post good a9 memes

[knotty nacelle]

"A normal day in A9 MP"

-Ł Mev

[small sail]

Racism ↑

[soft hedge]

almost never has been
also senna gtr will be finished

[golden spire]

reposted my own meme the second time for dumb reposters

[golden spire]

and repost again

[tall yoke]

every asphalt 10 trailer in a nutshell:

1. steal the crew/wild run trailer
2. remove ubisoft and ivory tower logos to make it look legit and replace it with a10's "logo"
3. upload to YT
4. profit

im not sure if this belongs here but anyway

[soft hedge]

senna gtr will unfortunately skip the next SE due to him not "winning"
taking kinda long to model this thing even tho i could just modify the wing

[empty seal]

My Situation Right Now.

[next meadow]

When u love asphalt 9 but also a cyberpunk fan

[blazing sedge]

More like

[gloomy breach]

Insulting gp losers lol

[empty seal]

Sadness comparison in Games.

[soft hedge]

F16 is not allowed in asphalt 9
Senna gtr caught you cheating
typo aa

[heavy sigil]

Let me borrow your pic and fix it for the better
I wish the resolution was better

[lime current]

your lack of tokens is a meme

[true fractal]

When you see whale and alien players tier 1 for GP

[soft hedge]

Negative filter is kinda messed up for this meme :/

[sweet prawn]

Who has this many tokens, another level of p2w

[small sail]

Actually it's because of Buenos Aires

[stuck arrow]

Bro it’s almost like it’s a joke

[small sail]

A better joke than your post

[empty seal]

When you Face reals players (with Sandbaggers) in Grand Prix.
||React with 🇫 for my Grand Prix races||

[lime current]

the meme part is the skill issues of all the players in that group

[gloomy breach]

im gettin sad if u say skill issue @lime current

[gloomy breach]

barrel roll in buenos aires be like:

[empty seal]

When you try to get towards shortcut way, But the controls doesn't respond and switch to long cut way.

[sweet prawn]

Not only all the speed, but Jesko handling x2

[barren chasm]

nice repost 🗿

[tribal mesa]

(They have the exact same stats but Ultima having better handling ig lol)

[arctic terrace]

I’m the one on the bottom

[stuck agate]

This picture itself is a meme

[stuck agate]

Rip unbreakable and nitro pollution

[amber scarab]

PAIN

[arctic terrace]

I opened a lot of these packs and none of them were blueprints

[lime current]

it's better than watching stolen memes, to be honest

[uneven dove]

The red writing faded away?

[empty seal]

Noob CCGS Spammer: Trying to 360 KD me.
Me: Ridin my Asterion on ShockWave.
Spammer: Got KD'ed.
Me:

[serene gorge]

You didn’t get a joke, but ok. I’m gonna cry about it

[stone thunder]

Me: Mum i want to buy Ferrari pleasee
Mum: but we have Ferrari at home
Ferrari at home: ExOtiC RiDes

[barren chasm]

this message is just a meme in itself tbh
(yes it's old)

[wild copper]

rip russiаn plаyers А9 F

[heady oak]

MrBeast?! 😳

[grand flame]

WHITE#8785 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hybrid fox]

How Unfair the Match Making can be:
Le GL:

[grand flame]

GLADIATOR#5887 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[wild copper]

Lmao

[lime current]

the person who just ghost-pinged me

[stuck agate]

How

[knotty nacelle]

Me rn:

[empty seal]

What we get(lose) from Time Limited Events?
(There are more things to get(lose) in those Events)

And those are my money, which I recently took screenshots of it

[barren chasm]

i think you forgot this channel is english only

[soft hedge]

can one of you dm me the video existed in #🗿・memes (not including raw gameplay if possible)
btw enjoy this meme
Context: the challenger is portrayed as me and protip: to see the text, click the pic

[arctic terrace]

F to all the people who didn’t play the Speedster hunt, I was one of them

[novel void]

[dull ore]

This happens to me even when they just drift

[chrome fossil]

No offense

[empty seal]

Now I'm feeling Shortage of Money.

[worldly lotus]

Me when realizing that I need a V12 Speedster to progress the SE and I’m not even halfway of unlocking it.

[sick lantern]

Dodge nissan dodge nissan and dodge

[barren chasm]

😐 😐

[wild copper]

gemera free f2p

[barren chasm]

please don't post your ugly selfies here

[barren chasm]

@dusky arch possible bypass + non english
and here's realistic mr incredible so this message can't get deleted by trash6

[stuck agate]

Exclusive for iOS players.

[upbeat drift]

So this is what people mean by floaties

[arctic terrace]

How the P1 Hunt is going for me

[worldly lotus]

GL wants your juicy .

[knotty nacelle]

How TD users choose the car

[lime current]

no nitro efficiency

[heady oak]

💀+so close 😍

[gloomy breach]

I don't care about car key cuz I'm too lazy to play

[stuck agate]

U know its a better mp when the first milestone is 100k

[empty seal]

A Devs after seeing my & balance.

[lime current]

am I a joke to you

[empty seal]

Golden Ultima RS in MP2 be like:

[winter venture]

nobody:
featured se cars these days.

[sharp harbor]

When someone having bad day.

Credit: Fantom#4109
Idea: Me

[worldly lotus]

Same here, cheers mate. We’re living in
🇵 🇦 🇮 🇳 rn.

[novel void]

Save it guys, for reply an unfunny meme

[hoary vigil]

I know this is not A9 related, but I can't ping the mods without a image so, I guess caught in 4k?? :/ @dusky arch

[blazing sedge]

Most players' problem mostly bcs tickets issue

[lime current]

this

[upbeat drift]

Removed the watermark

[empty seal]

Getting KD'ed in Multiplayer be like:

[blazing sedge]

If they are noob cheaters, they might easily wreck multiple times bcs can't control unlimited speed(nitro) hack

[worldly lotus]

Well, well, well. Look who came strolling by.

[gloomy breach]

Joining club be like

[blazing sedge]

æ

[novel void]

TD players can feel it /the annoying police helicopter in SE

[hybrid marlin]

Watching A9 devs continue to put legend pass cars in career mode

[silent oriole]

Me figuring out how the heck your club got top 50 in just 3 days with most players aren't even in level 100

[lime current]

[blazing sedge]

Everyone misses the og old SEs

[hardy pollen]

I don't like this…….

[inland swallow]

Not a meme but a show off😎😎

[stuck arrow]

I posted mine in #⚡・community-media so y’all can see

[heady oak]

Not a meme
Just a masterpiece

[swift tundra]

When You play multi-player for the first time and someone crashes into you-
for 5 games straight

[upbeat drift]

AMOGUS

[barren chasm]

this channel was a mistake

[heady oak]

Not a meme
Just another masterpiece

[outer socket]

Memes Only

[gusty remnant]

this is my pinch-hit account number

[next meadow]

Asphalt 9 but its GTA IV loading screen style. And yes there is a video exists somewhere on YouTube

[solemn ridge]

ready for the moyais

[winter venture]

bruh stop reposting, and this is a9 only, not a8

[barren chasm]

been a while since i last used this

[barren chasm]

k mate 🗿 👍

[stuck agate]

just stop

[barren chasm]

real mad huh? 💀

[strong bronze]

who know this feeling ? 😐
(time)

[worldly lotus]

I’m kinda confused.

[hearty shuttle]

Go to post in #🎖・multiplayer bro

[golden spire]

not again

[heady oak]

Average person that don't care if u noob face reveal:

[blazing sedge]

Read pinned message + go to its original channel instead here if it is other channels' pic to avoid confusion

[golden spire]

people reposting memes about making fun of reposters

[stuck agate]

post some memes instead fighting smh

[round fable]

Had enough

[lean parcel]

Just remove that track filter already

[uneven dove]

Well I thought those McLaren free cars were pro (what a noob)

[gloomy otter]

how gameloft hires employees

[barren chasm]

i can see dude's obsessed with me now

[novel void]

#🎨・fan-art-archived

[heavy sigil]

Repost but I change a bit pt.II

[soft hedge]

If you're wondering why did i not make meme for a while, is because april fools is close

[gloomy otter]

had to post it 🤷‍♂️

[spark maple]

Oh wow, Bugatti is a flying [REDACTED]ing meteor, how convenient.

[small sail]

And how is it asphalt related

[true arrow]

Why Gameloft, Why?

[blazing sedge]

GL that about to do massive MP update and add 2 new types of SEs next update:

[median shadow]

Lol

[wet bear]

spin car

[barren chasm]

this doesn't look like asphalt 9 to me
floppa wink so message doesn't get deleted by bruh6

[fickle glen]

Would be cool if it was A9 tho

[empty seal]

Preparing for next P2W Event.

[stuck agate]

Players asphalt

[knotty nacelle]

POV: You're in Tier 1 Grand Prix with aliens

[grand flame]

kaoru#6247 has been banned

Reason: nsfw

[unban]

[golden spire]

after seeing starway event which means even more huracan spam

[long prism]

Hope ya'll do good...cries

[worldly lotus]

Fake transparent pngs are the spawn of the devils.

[knotty nacelle]

I just watched the newest Asphalt 89 video and I can't unsee it 😳😳😳

[summer charm]

This looks like fun
-_- never mind

[winter venture]

you reposted so many times already, i can search your messages you know. 🗿

[robust fulcrum]

kinda scares me a little bit for some reason

[velvet river]

For me is the best

[empty seal]

Me still waiting to see Patch Notes, when it is still loading on 99%.

[tribal quartz]

Wleee 2.0

[stuck agate]

asphalt engine

[barren chasm]

whales when f2p event, meaning they can't spend 69 million dollars on a digital car

[carmine beacon]

My 1st meme
Can somebody especially GL explain this mess

[small sail]

Where's the punchline

[golden spire]

The perfect position doesn’t exi-

[arctic terrace]

Gotta get my signature colors on all my cars

[stuck agate]

Me seeing 69 memes for the 69th time be like:

[stuck agate]

I'm not sur-

[wild whale]

i ran out of ideas

[fickle jewel]

When its Ghost Slipstream so you need to choose a Top Speed Focused car for MP:

[small sail]

Redditor

[winter venture]

stop reposting

[stuck agate]

Me seeing repost memes in #🗿・memes

[wild whale]

anothe 1

[worldly lotus]

That’s karma for not reading the patch notes. (And yes, it bites hard)

[true fractal]

Stage 2 RS no Free try for V12

[winter venture]

gameloft expecting us to all grind v12 cat hunt be like:

[empty seal]

Me after seeing this.

[novel void]

[grand flame]

Blitzi Deer#0528 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[novel void]

Be careful

[wild whale]

kek

[fickle glen]

Slipstream multiplayer matchmaking starter pack:

[soft hedge]

I gave up on making april fools video
dont mind my spelin error

[worldly lotus]

Ghost Slipstream at its finest.

[golden spire]

Slipstream mp in a nutshell

[lime current]

meanwhile ghost multiplayer :

[uneven dove]

Me understanding why there are so many slaps

[worldly lotus]

From Breed Rivals Patch Notes on Starway part:
“… This event will allow you to get the Lamborghini Huracán EVO Spyder up to 4 stars.”

[viscid citrus]

almost there

[glossy snow]

Here you go
POV : You just gold your Lancer

[winter venture]

POV: You just got attention from Bapt Beet

[winter venture]

that's supposed to be in #⚡・community-media , ok?
and heres pepe holding uerk logo so this message wont get deleted by mee6

[stark tide]

Gosh, I'm such an alien

[winter venture]

no ur not, you came 3rd in a fast car in the land of snow, and those are noob AIs

[stuck agate]

Gameloft servers

[stuck agate]

The physics: this is fine

[grand flame]

Dark The Boss#8248 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme

[hybrid marlin]

let's do something different ||everybody gangsta til someone mentions the server||

mods when they think 10,000,000 censors is a good idea

[small sail]

How is this related

[hybrid marlin]

because related to a9 discord it's supposed to be meta in terms of the server itself rdyfguyhbkjn

[chrome fossil]

Ok then?

[hybrid marlin]

Why would a9 mods go after statuses and about me tho

[worldly lotus]

On second thoughts, it may have some inaccuracies.

[round fable]

It just happens

[worldly lotus]

My brain: *slaps me
Stop making memes solely about Starway, will you?

[knotty nacelle]

A normal day in Patheon Split/Saint Peter Kickoff

[glass cloud]

gl leaked code

[grand flame]

MNXRGlitchly12345#2887 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[true fractal]

LP SE be like

[versed mantle]

It's person's car by the way landing on you

[novel void]

And then the car knocked you down

[barren chasm]

stay mad

[steady furnace]

not mine but an actual meme instead of a conversation with a picture.

[winter venture]

rowlet wants to say: pls no reposting.
(btw see pinned messages for all rules)

[true fractal]

GP packs be like:

[silent oriole]

S T O P

[empty seal]

This how Gameloft indirectly prepares A Players for the upcoming F2W(P2W) Events.

[fluid shell]

Taking a picture be like

[austere dock]

newbie card packs

[barren chasm]

If you don't care, just ignore it. That simple.

[young isle]

After me losing the race

[worldly lotus]

Me looking lifelessly at the event’s leaderboards.

[tight orchid]

GL while making april fools event: ||seriously, top 32% to top 16% > top 15% and under apparently||||also getting top 15% is going to be even easier because people are trying to do worse, easy top 100 if you ask me ||

[true fractal]

Tokens be like

[lime current]

who ping

[winter venture]

idk

[empty seal]

That's what they mean by 'April Fools Event'.
THEY ARE FOOLING US!

[outer socket]

When Motorbikes are Added in A

[worldly lotus]

Take my slap!

[next meadow]

I hope this is funi

[stuck agate]

Anybody else received this reward today?

[empty seal]

🥲

[knotty nacelle]

2nd Seasonal Event in a nutshell

[stuck agate]

#⚡・community-media rn

[narrow gulch]

Perfect rank doesn't exist

[stuck agate]

@narrow gulch is AsPhALt

[winter venture]

every time...

[stuck agate]

@winter venture is asphalt

[empty seal]

This is what I see if somebody tries to KD me.

[stuck agate]

Gl:

[wraith parcel]

Fr?
(Idk what i just made-)

[austere dock]

legend league

[worldly lotus]

And, that includes me.

[winter venture]

it’s true. react f please…

[lime current]

imagine still being in silver league + replying to their own meme for more attention

[worldly lotus]

This meme got reposted. Sadge

[soft hedge]

No senna gtr were harmed while making this meme template (the person i replied is the og of this meme idea)
feel free to use the template, no need to credit me because it's template anyways
why are you reading this

[eager solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/icons/502843506042077197/a_765c1875acd38eed231f047572c96072.gif?size=4096 omg where can i join 😏
||jk||

[empty seal]

Me still dreaming of driving A Cop Cars in Multiplayer.
But that dream is still missing .

[stuck agate]

Everyone in #⚡・community-media with their upcoming regera se decal

[winter venture]

shut up
and that is why im still in silver league
also imagine getting attention from putting the same image over and over again
reposter 1000

[graceful hamlet]

why don't you

[grand flame]

Vampire775#5181 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[foggy jolt]

imagine being in silver league 2022

[glass cloud]

shut up
and you're dogwater at the game which is why you are still in silver league
also imagine getting attention from being cringe as hell over and over again
hypocrite 1000

[graceful hamlet]

Imagine being so bad you get teamed on

[small sail]

No hopes for this channel ↑↑↑

[desert sleet]

pls send memes related to
it's been like 4 days and u still comment on others memes here

[grand flame]

Saipphire#4798 has been warned

Reason: Bypass

Pizza Nob#2961 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

Vampire775#5181 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

[obsidian sky]

me whos grateful to be in bronze league

[worldly lotus]

Just 🇼🇭🇾? Please make your own memes.

[stuck agate]

WHYYYY 😭

[stuck agate]

Me in Unranked

[obsidian sky]

my sister who has never heard of the word multiplayer(totally real pic of a 7yr old):

[hybrid fox]

Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
AI cars be like
||SORRY IF SOME1 HAS ALREADY UPLOADED THE SAME MEME||

[lime current]

drop rates

[empty seal]

Every time when I am near to win the race.
That loading screen:

[round fable]

Probably a bad meme
...to whomever it may concern

[stuck agate]

Everyone else:

[unique elk]

Literally crying rn lol

[grand flame]

Ismoking#5924 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[worldly lotus]

Classic MP be like…
Just in case, 182.88 meters is approximately 600 ft.

[lime current]

me who passes them :

[empty seal]

But some have skills with max Asterion (including myself).

[austere dock]

Everyone in #⚡・community-media

[lime current]

the alien who used their corvette because all the other cars were out of fuel :

[long prism]

Superior top speed...been beating hurracan and ccgs with this beast

[hot badger]

where Looper Prix

[lime current]

since when did GPs start right as the update is released + British tour season isn't even over yet

[hot badger]

and when is that gonna happen?

[raven nebula]

im with you

[dull ore]

Sure is XD (have picture of Russian Icona or else bot will kill me)

[worldly lotus]

Who’s excited for the looper prix?

[chrome fossil]

[round fable]

Based on a true story, and don't mess with things too people

[stuck agate]

based on my true story

[stuck agate]

Huracan pandemic is about to begin.

[empty seal]

Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Me: Still thinking that why cop cars are behind us in Credits Heist and in Hunted Event?
What is the reason behind they are chasing us, if we not committed any crime?
Did the Game DEVS committed it?

[grand flame]

GP05#9076 has been warned

Reason: Bypass through image

[gloomy otter]

what's 4 -1?

[lime current]

you in a nutshell

[empty seal]

We didn't purchased it, Gameloft gave us those cars.
(Except P2W Players)

[lime current]

not like I'm any different though

[empty seal]

Me who didn't got any modifications other than car upgrades.

[grand flame]

xMcLaren#6237 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lime current]

@upbeat drift I use both depending on my mood, why

[stark tide]

ok

[silent oriole]

😃 👍

[true fractal]

Huracan 4* stars in Starway event and Huarcan become Spammers in MP

[tired saffron]

Just truth

[soft hedge]

Oh my god the green line and 5 tires leave me insanity
the guy rammed other person accidentally: sorry, it's just a scratch
the scratch:

[summer charm]

When you notice that there’s 5 total tires

[soft hedge]

oops... thanks for reminding me 👍

[heavy sigil]

How long does this Nitro last anyways?

[empty seal]

SUV Cop car: 'slows you down to 67 kmph'
That sedan cop car: 'crashes at your car on rear side'
But that helped to increase car's speed upto 200 kmph!
Me:

[silent oriole]

My friend: Hi, how's your life?
Me:

[empty seal]

Me: Taps anything in A.
ADS:

[last gulch]

The only time I'd get mad if I get the featured bp

[sudden swift]

people: tell us your favourite video game
me:

[true fractal]

BC and vanda MP:

[cinder vessel]

"Dom...Cars don't fly"

[worldly lotus]

Ghost Slipstream at its finest pt.2
Also, I put a watermark on too.

[glass cloud]

that belongs in #🎨・fan-art-archived

[lime current]

it's a raw image so it doesn't belong there either

[empty seal]

Alternate Version

Me: AFK on home screen in A.
ADS:

[knotty nacelle]

When you realize looper prix doesn't have nitro bottle along the track

[hybrid fox]

|| ||

[eager solar]

Meanwhile me

[stuck agate]

Here's the sequel.

[primal pivot]

for you

[graceful temple]

Thanks to Pfizer and McLaren work together so we can have these to survive (Sadly the product can not be mass-produced so getting these will take time so try to avoid them and test negative from that pandemic while it's coming to your garage 😷 )

[serene gorge]

Ricers

[graceful temple]

F1LM:

[arctic terrace]

I swear the career AI is extremely dumb

[worldly lotus]

Is it just me?

[lean parcel]

LPonlySE > No packs for Boss cars

[grand flame]

X Anime#4325 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[worldly lotus]

Card packs.

[worldly lotus]

Wait…

[lime current]

different template

[eager solar]

Me and everyone else who has all the cars

[wet cave]

:/

[lime current]

more like

[empty seal]

Ghost Slipstream MP2: Starts.
Everybody: Enters the race with their best Class S cars.
Me: Tried to beat them with my 4⭐ Centenario and FXX K.
(Cuz I don't have any other Class S car)

[graceful temple]

Me want to troll them:

[arctic terrace]

Indeed (I’m the Vulcan)

[last gulch]

Should I buy one 🤔
Yeah probably worth it
Edit: yall seriously thought I'm dumb enough to buy it lol 😆

[true fractal]

Class S in Legend League Trion Senna Battsia Chiron Nevera jesko SSC F5 be like:

[lime current]

context

[worldly lotus]

||the end is near||

[round fable]

I'm sorry that I had to do this

[lime current]

caught in 4K 👎

[autumn fox]

how did i get here without breaking fence?

[novel void]

New asphalt 9 emote if asphalt collab Pokemon
Thanks @void bobcat for the template

Panik rowlet

[empty seal]

Vision 1789 SE Stage 3: Starts
Me: Moves on to the missions
Cop Cars in the Mission:

(What a grindy mission, those cop cars stick to us like slugs on walls!)

[outer socket]

Alternate Version

[knotty nacelle]

Old King (Arrinera) vs New King (Brabham) in straight track

[arctic terrace]

Some cars surely look hot with the proper kits

[knotty nacelle]

Multiplayer soon be like:

[raven nebula]

guys,someone can pass me the anything else? meme please?

[stuck agate]

Camaro in 2022

[stuck agate]

Those who plays for both

[arctic terrace]

Whale moment

[true fractal]

When you got KD in classic MP be like

[worldly lotus]

Repost caught in 4K.
Edit: Why do I got Moyai’d?

[stuck agate]

Play daily mp for kills

[serene gorge]

Also class mixing matchmaking

[empty seal]

Current situation of people (Including Me), who are still waiting for Lamborghini Huracán Evo Spyder Starway Event.

[worldly lotus]

[stuck agate]

The first thing I see: unlimited limited series

[fickle glen]

My original meme #2

[wild whale]

same.
its funny nonetheless

[desert herald]

Vote now!

[blazing sedge]

Hybrid players:

[narrow gulch]

Wait. ... What!!

[grand flame]

Pro™ | 梦幻の花#3436 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[arctic terrace]

Mee6 won’t allow me to send this meme in video form so here’s the cheap picture

[pseudo sky]

Game loft after British tour season

[hybrid fox]

Me spending tokens on B & A Class Cars instead of S-Class Cars be like:

[lean parcel]

Basically, yes

[graceful temple]

Me:

[autumn blaze]

me after trading sin r1 blueprints to get trade coins to buy sin r1 blueprints

[stuck agate]

Gameloft expecting every p2w se to be

[snow owl]

Find the impostor 🙂

[hybrid fox]

CC GS & Vanda Drivers after KDing:

[bright ginkgo]

think about the past

[stuck agate]

Playing asphalt 9 on a budget monitor 😢 (no bulli)

[empty seal]

Gameloft: Introduces Looper Prix
Me: Ignoring the Looper Prix because I want to concentrate on Starway Event by saving and .

[winter venture]

a hacker

[bright ginkgo]

full form of bmw

[tulip flint]

How can the cops blame me for not knowing which lane is correct?

Edit: nah man they started it 🗿

[lime current]

they're chasing you for a different reason

[stuck agate]

Let me make a meme with it for you.

[lime current]

multiplayer KD calculation systems in a nutshell

[worldly lotus]

Take it a grain of salt. ‘Cause who knows, they might pull a surprise like BOS events.

[worldly lotus]

I’m going to stick to the obvious.

[sweet prawn]

Broken Game Pt. 2

[radiant dragon]

After 1 year of not playing and coming back from another game with different car physics and ur facing noobs(got all races podium finish btw)

[glass cloud]

nice meme bro, also when platinum league

[stuck agate]

You miss the last qualifying practice

[graceful temple]

Me after get Golden Aston Martin DBS Superleggera to finally end my spammers issues:

[worldly lotus]

There’re 3 types of people in this daily MP.
P.S. The original version uses “The Flex” instead of “The all in”

[turbid delta]

This is Multiplayer in Asphalt 9 :

[stuck agate]

Use asterion in 2022 multiplayer

[stuck agate]

F40 headlights be like

[lime current]

🐈

[bright cradle]

Using GT3 RS in 2022 multiplayer

[faint turret]

The driver inside the cars when we Shockwave:

[fickle jewel]

noice

[graceful temple]

But as Asterion Enjoyer

[stuck agate]

Use Koenigsegg jesko in multiplayer

[empty seal]

Me after seeing the new structure of A Discord server.
(Can't really understand what happened here)

[main lagoon]

🤝

[graceful temple]

Asterion Gaming 🤝

[lime current]

stop posting pictures of asterion in 1st, that belongs in #⚡・community-media / #🎖・multiplayer

[lime current]

Classic MP in a nutshell

[worldly lotus]

TotalTime: 85000
This bug was discovered in Final Round 1 in Looper Prix for Arash AF8 Falcon Edition.

[patent raven]

？？？？？

[knotty nacelle]

Sandbaggers in a nutshell

[lime current]

top 5% ew

[dusky torrent]

wow

[empty seal]

Me who reaches below 20% but still Happy with it.

[summer charm]

Not copying just wondering the same thing
Players: GL how do we get this???
GL: Leviosa

[round fable]

Is this relevant to the topic?

[limpid sphinx]

Pic 1: people waiting for starway event

Pic 2: Gameloft enjoying seeing them wait

[outer socket]

A9 MP be like (Sorry for Reupload)

[lime current]

me after getting 11th in Q2:

[white fiber]

When I beg for Ferrari fxxk:

[soft hedge]

Those sandbags is very annoying ngl

[solemn bramble]

why dont u guys just play normally 😐

[worldly lotus]

Me 6 mins. before this post is up: *had a pretty good shot of getting a new record in Looper Prix
Physics: Nice run you’ve got there. Be ashamed if something were to… screw you over.
Physics: *unleash “bouncespension 3000”, “w i d e drift” and “high wall friction” on all of my attempts .
Me who lost 5 fuels I got from rep for nothing:

[serene gorge]

🪓

[solemn bramble]

ds e tense>>

[young isle]

🍦

[white fiber]

.

[worldly lotus]

Is it just me?

[high quartz]

reacting to their own meme

[silver dome]

Bro stop bullying, he’s going to slap you

[grand flame]

thefireenderman#0059 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[sweet sage]

Starters when they unlocked the Centenario

[solemn bramble]

pls just stop asking for it

[worldly lotus]

I looking at you, whoever 360°’d me in yesterday stream.

[worldly lotus]

You are no longer appreciated.

[solemn bramble]

i hope this format stays 😳

[worldly lotus]

If we talk about MP in general.

[gloomy otter]

[lunar crystal]

That moment u realised that the 2022 April fools meme was made last year

[last gulch]

Isn't this looper prix lol

[last gulch]

Just as I read the text I remembered the song tye calling wich is such a great song tbh.
Also these import parts Worth 400k and are super ez to get, like sometimes
Some items have extremely fake value in a9.
If we could trade them with coins I'd be a billionaire already

[full mica]

back after almost 2 months with a basic joke, hi ppl

[stuck agate]

League mixing: exists*

[solemn bramble]

[bright cradle]

fail
(ture)

[urban tundra]

logic

[arctic terrace]

Posted the wrong version, here’s the right one

[glass cloud]

not a9 related and how is that supposed to be a meme

it was so funny 😂 ||I forgot to laugh||

[worldly lotus]

Hunted in SE: *Exists
Everyone:

[magic harbor]

sadly banned reaction

[stuck agate]

And they did it again.

[outer socket]

When Asterion Enjoyers defeat Huracans and Corvettes

[grand flame]

Strillix#8924 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

akkisjoy#9552 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

KingSlayer#5891 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

[lime current]

don't you hate it when

[round fable]

Just why

[round fable]

Another one just for you people

[radiant orbit]

New BMW in asphalt leaked

[carmine beacon]

First meme

[stuck agate]

My mind when playing too much a9 then driving:

[hardy pollen]

How?….

[worldly lotus]

Insert grinding noises…

[solemn bramble]

pls dont repost

[ashen moth]

the hardest game ever

[stuck agate]

The 'meme god' reposting memes

[solemn bramble]

simplest thing u can do to make people actually have fun in mp1 😃 🍦 👍

[round fable]

I don't care, take this L @ashen moth

[hybrid fox]

If "I tried so hard & got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter..." had a face 🙂

[lunar crystal]

Huh? Huayra?

It’s a play of words here. Cuz it sound the same

Sry ik it’s bad. I can’t think of anything else

[grand flame]

『Rꫝᴄʜɪᴛ』#4373 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

[true fractal]

F5 in MP1 Be like:

[grand flame]

Mirage#9676 has been warned

Reason: Bypass

[barren chasm]

A9 noobs when no starway (they aren't patient)

[worldly lotus]

Just wait. It’s that simple.

[eager solar]

Classic*

[worldly lotus]

I wonder how many times the image has been reposted to reach such quality?
||No need to answer it.||

P.S.

1. Also, can we stop hearing about “TD 2.0” Meme?
2. Feel free to use this picture to meme poor-quality images.

[round fable]

Because of you darn reposters, I need to take this out

[chrome fossil]

🗿

[outer socket]

And after getting Blocked

[solemn bramble]

cant imagine a9 alien without punch and floaty

[worldly lotus]

I know I’m late. But, later is better than never.
Anyways,
POV: You are in Looper Prix for Arash AF8 Falcon Edition

[strong bronze]

sus

[graceful temple]

GL: We have matchmaking based on League
MP: (edited but still I’m unranked and GL match me against Silver)

[winter venture]

this meme got reposted so many times everyone knows

[rough summit]

Low performance grand Prix lol

[graceful temple]

Me every night sleeping knowing I don’t spam Corvettes or Hurracan and want to go for F1LM to completely destroy all spammed cars:

[uncut rain]

😏😂.

[graceful temple]

(I selected that just for this meme only, I actually want SCG 007s)

[tall yoke]

unless you are in switch, but still

[stuck agate]

Regera decal rn

[soft hedge]

Community: Sees player drive free trial huracan*
Also community:

[worldly lotus]

Pov: You are in A9 Discord yesterday.

[worldly lotus]

Car/Key hunt: *Exists
Those who grind them:

[quasi fox]

When u think u won't get the last blueprint bcs u gameloft hates u but suddenly when u claim last pack , gameloft loves u and gives it to u(other players be like ) WUT

[fluid shell]

Gameloft:

[tender bane]

itself it's a meme

[stuck agate]

imagine if a dimwit newbie thought it was a good deal and spent 500 tokens for 10000 credits

[worldly lotus]

Edit: Alright, who ghost ping’d me?

[worldly lotus]

Well, that was stonks for them, I guess.

[novel void]

Bt62 SE looking bad feels good for you if you are a whale

[worldly lotus]

Me pleading car/key hunt rng because I don’t want to spend on packs

[silver dome]

Me and My Homies can forget this gift

[grand flame]

Ánti_iconic#7588 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[true fractal]

BT62 SE be like:

[worldly lotus]

Someone: *360° KD you
You: *SW him
Game: It’s not a register kill.
You:

[lime current]

MP2 is boring now tbh

[winged flame]

Gameloft when their entire player-base complain about the Brabham Event being p2w:

[austere dock]

relatable.

[steel willow]

about the status of the ford gt🗿

[silent oriole]

We live in a society

[worldly lotus]

When you flawlessly won Arash AF8 Falcon Edition Looper Prix a Prix event and learned the car’s performance the hard way:

[eager solar]

Bruh 🤣

[tiny sapphire]

.

[serene gorge]

Hungry ahh poor P2W whales

[silent oriole]

Whenever I see someone repost the same meme over and over again

[true fractal]

Vision MP2 daily:

[solemn bramble]

tokens looking better

[frail summit]

made me

[stuck agate]

Only few people will know

[narrow gulch]

Unlimited series exists
Me at last moment

[stuck agate]

#⚡・community-media after every gp

[worldly lotus]

Pov: Your Arash car is 1-2 stars.

[silver palm]

didt recieved key

[winter venture]

people looking at your repost:

[last gulch]

Asphalt 9 censoring every curse word in existence in the game.
That one song where the singer says f%ck that u were safe:

[grand flame]

Black Hole#8392 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[empty seal]

Umm...
That's clearly Singer's trash Autotune's fault.
Actual word is Though.

[last gulch]

That legit 100% sounded like the best word waaat (ignore image)

[jaunty quail]

I dont know about yall but i think im on top of the leaderboard

[stuck agate]

botters:

[solid trellis]

Asphalt21:Heat

[austere dock]

driving in neutral gear?