🗿・memes

[jade thunder]

skill issue

[fluid shell]

@barren chasm @jade thunder

[tall yoke]

Context: This hunt only gave 2 bps per 10 runs. That means you needed to do 150 runs just to get this car

[ancient iris]

😡 he made me mad im reposting meems again @void bane @topaz laurel

[topaz laurel]

Thanks
Now, to everyone else, What do you take from these images

[sage sage]

Hint: the drop rate you just stated is the regular drop rate for all hunts and the drops for infiniti were way way worse

[rigid oriole]

[ancient iris]

reposting because of @topaz laurel @void bane

[ancient iris]

reposting because of @topaz laurel @void bane

[ancient iris]

Reposting because of @void bane @topaz laurel

[elfin robin]

Watch me get warned and not @ancient iris

[blazing sedge]

Bro, just bcs you had small argument with someone at other channel, doesn't mean you have to start repeatedly breaking the rules in this channel that will start making chaos. Sorry to say this but that act is too childish

[ancient iris]

@void bane @topaz laurel ratio😹

[blazing sedge]

The community when the mod reposting instead doing something about repeated reposting and pinging:

[small sail]

Funny how people take this channel seriously

[ancient iris]

@topaz laurel @void bane

[tight orchid]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/929224394885181501/unknown.gif

[empty seal]

And the World War III in #🗿・memes channel begins.

[blazing sedge]

But he pinged multiple times in short frame of time. Did he paid you for letting him to break rules? We here to enjoy and post memes not to seeing a kinda crazy dude ruining this channel by repost spams and spam ping 2 members bcs the small argument they had at other channel. Think about it

[stuck agate]

Me scrolling thru “a9” memes 🗿

[ancient iris]

All because of @topaz laurel @void bane

[sterile steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/541816873361342482/929237327740547123/caption.gif

[golden spire]

me scrolling through the channel

[tall yoke]

nice try

[hearty shuttle]

Go to #🪄・off-topic for your post

[stuck agate]

Our reaction to most of this channel:

[limpid sphinx]

Reaction to everything now :

[empty seal]

Finally World War III in #🗿・memes ended

[stuck agate]

Stop reposting

[empty seal]

When you win Multiplayer with underranked car.

[blazing sedge]

pAy mOonEyyyy

[stuck agate]

Alternate Version.

Underranked car, But got skills

[stuck agate]

Deleted meme, as it was insesitive and no one likes it. I apologize.

[grand flame]

Dave Tave#0791 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[austere dock]

T a i l

[fossil sphinx]

@hearty urchin

[ancient iris]

@topaz laurel @void bane I woke up

[sharp harbor]

cc = credit card

[long prism]

Me : Hey A9 imma take a barrel roll real quick
A9 : Haha, gey rekt !!!

[ancient iris]

because of @topaz laurel @void bane

[jade thunder]

this channel is dead anyway 😃

[ancient iris]

Because of @void bane @topaz laurel

[barren chasm]

god please, i beg, forbid the existence of this channel, and use this to do so

[ancient iris]

@void bane @topaz laurel

[glass cloud]

Go back to doing your missing assignments or paying the debt you owe to some loan shark instead of dwelling here and making yourself look like an idoit

[austere dock]

We can celebrate now

[small sail]

Not related @stuck agate

[white sequoia]

Your brain is so unbelievably small that it should be used in my microbiology studies. At this point, your fingers work harder than it does. Cry about it. Also, yes, I’m very screwed and will probably get banned but it’s so worth it rather than watching this channel go down the drain because you don’t want to do your one and only job.

[stuck agate]

I don't take the channel seriously either.

[grand flame]

PRINCE#4176 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[vestal wigeon]

funny how people do this but the rest of the channel is reposts and reactions to said reposts

[sharp harbor]

meanwhile some player who like highspeed cars:

[autumn blaze]

the petition to demote Alte after reposting and not taking care of the channel

[grand flame]

GLADIATOR#5887 has been warned

Reason: No Russian

[young nimbus]

Seggs

[acoustic stump]

This one message is funnier than the whole channel

[empty seal]

Me waiting for DS4 to end, because of money loss made in A .

[blazing sedge]

My GP time

[urban tundra]

repost from other server

[hearty shuttle]

MP now be like

[long prism]

Makes me think sometimes...

[empty seal]

🥲 They'll always cheat me everytime in the Festive Seasons
And no other way to gain those Blueprints.

[lime current]

same meme, different template

[blazing sedge]

Some peoples still care about the decal

[sage sage]

Massive brain moment

[fluid shell]

Kachow

[empty seal]

Every time when I see the Multiplayer Lobby.

[urban tundra]

ads about asphalt 9 be like

[elfin robin]

This itself is a meme

[austere dock]

Basically #🏎・car-suggestions slowmode

[stuck agate]

Ehhh... Nope

[empty seal]

YEET!

[austere dock]

Money

[knotty nacelle]

This is how GL make appearance of 911 GT2 RS Clubsport in its game

[rigid oriole]

[knotty nacelle]

P2W has entered a new level (F2P can't relate, including me)

[wraith parcel]

I honestly feel that the ds1 is better than ds4 who's with me

[lean plover]

Gl after inventing a9

[stuck agate]

Me making money
When Gameloft makes another key car:

[gloomy breach]

the game is about to unfair

[novel void]

Naran Camry 😳 (photo not mine)

[fickle jewel]

always

[stuck arrow]

Happened to someone in another channel they lucky

[austere dock]

Stress.

[sharp harbor]

When car key can be lost due to a common mistake in race...

[wild whale]

Meh

[knotty nacelle]

Me when almost entered Gold League:

[knotty nacelle]

Classic MP (or Jungle MP) be like:

[gusty prairie]

hmmmm

[stuck agate]

Time to use my good old template

[lime current]

LP players :

[robust quarry]

Loud boi

[stuck agate]

As always

[austere dock]

Me right now

[sharp harbor]

Zonda gp be like:

[long prism]

I am just fed up...

[covert mango]

Interest in car hunt vs SE

[grand flame]

mazen#2269 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: offensive meme

[unmute]

Muted until · Jan 18, 2022, 3:14 PM

[grand flame]

Linkin Bizkit#4670 has been warned

Reason: offensive meme

[timid tartan]

pls🍿

[stuck agate]

good old times :s

[austere dock]

Rip

[wild whale]

When.

[lean plover]

Gl thinking that people will buy lp just for the hyper coupe event :

[robust quarry]

Meme Based on this festive season and Full Throttle btw

[stuck agate]

Bugatti Chiron Special Event

[young nimbus]

Ds1<ds2
Naran SE isn’t as bad as ds events
Gtr hunt isn’t a SE+Ratio

[wild whale]

Anyone experienced this before?

[true fractal]

Waste Tokens A9 Be Like:

[lime current]

When Coob randomly throws in a GIF that makes the entire A9-memes channel go brrr

[stuck agate]

A9 Nabs be like:

[empty seal]

Please ingore me device's graphics.

[young nimbus]

Who ghost pong? >:[

[heavy marten]

[gloomy breach]

me when I disqualified

[proven aspen]

"Mom, can i have the Scg?"
"No, we already have Scg at home"
Scg at home:

[blazing sedge]

No offense

[still ocean]

30fps in races

[rigid oriole]

[gloomy breach]

multiplayer be like

[knotty nacelle]

Coming soon in Elite S Class (RIP King of Accel)

[long prism]

Hehe...

[stuck agate]

not much of an A9 meme but i can see the resemblence

[stuck agate]

This sale deals is truly a steal

[gray tide]

It's the old league

[long prism]

Takes me to a new level of angery...

[slate shell]

More like:

[kind fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cursive geode]

Naran just an overranked icona

[knotty nacelle]

6-stars Car Hunt, not Legend Hunt

[empty seal]

Zonda R Grand Prix be like:

[lime current]

Me : Reads the *Professional : I did 00:39:765 seconds

Also me who did a 00:38.605 :

[knotty nacelle]

When you buy "Festive Season II with Keys" ×10 pack

[fickle jewel]

physics

[stuck agate]

Me when Gameloft

[stuck agate]

Classic Multiplayer be like:

Meme by me ;-;

[barren chasm]

i cropped my own meme wrong lmao

[full mica]

could happen to anyone... specially me

[empty seal]

Classic Multiplayer be like:

[barren chasm]

If you're going to make memes, make them funny. No one laughed at that one.
Besides, why the hell are you using an e tense in gold league?

[stuck agate]

Me when I ran out of money in a9

[long prism]

I just felt its a nice coincidence(and the best I have in other leagues is a 2079 saleen and a 2300 lambo asterion)

[stuck agate]

Always happens with me

[stuck agate]

imagine if this happen

[long prism]

Good times...

[steel yoke]

:(

[rigid oriole]

like it

[past jacinth]

Me: finally doing well in a race
My computer about to restart without telling me:

[empty seal]

Only 1 thing that I can do in Grand Prix.

[empty seal]

But me on different level.

[young isle]

Every A9 F2P player ask this question

[full mica]

I think this is my most basic meme

[empty seal]

A Pro Sandbagger.

[indigo elbow]

Welcome guys to another episode of my self defense course.
to defend against Asphalt 9 players you show to them their mom credit card, suddendly, they realize all the wasted money they used for those stupid events, when they're shocked. You attack. Vine Boom

Thanks for watching, and I hope this increase your survivability

[gloomy spindle]

my low quality meme

[fickle jewel]

starters on gold league be like:

[wild whale]

hunted be like

[gloomy otter]

dont think its funi

[stuck agate]

Huracan players, specially TD ones are the most annoying

[kindred lark]

DS: Neveeer leeeet you gooooo

[blazing sedge]

More like
||although I'm using MD, judging peoples based on the mode is no good||

[golden spire]

i reposted my own meme

[long prism]

Especially for noobs like me

[sly reef]

He back bois

[wild whale]

E

[graceful hamlet]

He meant: what garbage have you made
Edit: dont think im from india, i live in a country close to india and has almost similar language

[tall yoke]

GL apparently can't design something without errors

[knotty nacelle]

Tell me, who is the real "GT"?

[sterile steppe]

i swear i never get to race on these tracks https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/541816873361342482/936741386756186112/caption.gif

[lime current]

I also noticed that and was finding the right template for it

[fickle jewel]

those who doesn't have the cars required in Mclaren Senna event:

[alpine hawk]

"well done"
Edit: yeah I know is old news

[wild whale]

Unfunny

[gloomy breach]

When they announce they will add car filter (seems like a8)

[lunar crystal]

The real thing? Bring back the blocks. Idm either actually

[stuck agate]

And see Apollo N and SCG players passing them

[gloomy otter]

🤑

[half valve]

pov : ur a DS spammer looking at the NSX driver wit bad connection

[full mica]

tried to make the becoming uncanny meme but with the P1

[empty seal]

Players in Credit Heist,
Cop cars after seeing us:

[knotty nacelle]

When your point is 1999 in MP

[austere dock]

One day, I'll get the key

[true fractal]

When you unlocked Key car from GP Be like:

[faint dew]

how i sleep

[full mica]

XL Sport becoming uncanny

[glass cloud]

in top speed

[knotty nacelle]

Old pic

[novel void]

Expensif

[faint dew]

Curve 🙂

[radiant sun]

Spot the difference 🤣🤣😂😂

[robust quarry]

If you don’t know the car ranks:
Huracan Evo and Tachyon Speed have 4,109
Vanda and 918 have 4,099
McLaren GT and AM One-77 have 4,022
These 6 cars have the same rank

[timid wharf]

inspired by Amg_3309

[uneven dove]

Shown by crome

[fluid shell]

Maybe I completely misunderstand this guy…

[stuck agate]

they are the same basicaly but with trash cars

[stuck agate]

Leaked footage of A9 servers:

[wild whale]

Take this

[fickle jewel]

A9 veterans to forgotten cars:

[urban tundra]

From Asphalt 8 server meme channel

[blazing sedge]

A8 and A9 seasons in a nutshell

[wild whale]

Basically tricking non LP players

[indigo mesa]

Facts only

[knotty nacelle]

Trion becoming uncanny

[marble leaf]

，，

[long prism]

I know what i shall do next...

[uncut dove]

what the hell is this

[formal jewel]

Lol

[long prism]

Stirrs me up from within till this day...

[glass cloud]

When you're in a roast argument but your opponent is an asphalt player

[austere dock]

Good old reposting in #🏎・car-suggestions

[full mica]

he couldn't...

[austere dock]

It's not a big deal

[uneven dove]

Nauuu

[austere dock]

Basically #🎨・fan-art-archived failure edition

[uneven dove]

RIP

[robust fulcrum]

turns out there's more pictures of racing legends lol

[austere dock]

Tricks

[blazing sedge]

The sequel

[spare hawk]

Chiron perform wallriding be like:

[uncut dove]

HeHe

[grand flame]

Tuner209 (2 GTC Win)#0171 has been warned

Reason: Not A9 related

[half valve]

how it feels to tryhard LL in a pink Icona :

[empty seal]

When you see the Legend League player in front of Silver and Gold League players (including yourself)!

[blazing sedge]

||When problems breed innovation for making memes||

[austere dock]

Glitches

[placid bear]

The Gameloft Quality Guarantee™️ 👍

[knotty nacelle]

Imagine must finish in less than 1 second

[vocal zenith]

to scale ((real))

[austere dock]

more like t h i c c

[rigid oriole]

ewww

[stuck agate]

ideas i got while a was in the bathroom

[urban tundra]

Yeah, Indeed

[barren chasm]

amr?

[grand flame]

MaZzik67#3748 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme

[grand flame]

CrazyPlazy#6561 has been warned

Reason: spam

[stuck agate]

Today

[round fable]

You are right, it is the king...

[gloomy spindle]

welp wont able to get this since i only have 1 blueprint of it

[supple summit]

boi

[cursive geode]

These sync issues are so annoying

[knotty nacelle]

The game is currently being synchronized with the server. Please wait. (This pic is not mine)

[novel void]

Uncanny furai and veneno

[uncut dove]

Reeeeeeee

[manic jewel]

Players when they get -20 cuz of DC

[barren chasm]

legit

[sterile steppe]

not getting my hopes up tho

[austere dock]

Muiltplayer Hell

[eager solar]

Meanwhile me city by the bay

[stuck agate]

A9 Servers now be like

[barren chasm]

accidentally drew on it

[wild whale]

Standing here. I realise that the game is still Syncing.

[solemn ridge]

The perfect nitro stat doesnt exis-

[empty seal]

Our faces after seeing this.

[wet orbit]

Uh...

[wild whale]

Yis

[eager solar]

Yeah

[autumn raptor]

Me: Mom, can we have Valentin at home?
Mom: We already have valentin at home.
Valentin at home:

[stuck agate]

Bugs in A9

[round fable]

Would you like to try this?

[stuck agate]

A9 MP before and after this update

[crystal fog]

Thrift store gallardo

[fluid shell]

This makes more sense because they are both lotuses and the emira exterior design is based off of evija

[summer charm]

Little late but

[stuck agate]

#flexing exists:

[empty seal]

Gameloft: Added The British Tour Season.
Players: Ok
Server: Synchronizing Issues, And...

[chrome fossil]

all the players who knock you down for no reason on multiplayer even them having a much better car than yours:

[barren chasm]

I have a picture which would define them better.

[tranquil heath]

When Gameloft finally fixes the bugs 😀

[blazing sedge]

The soul is currently being synchronized with the heaven. please wait.

[grand flame]

Marcosgv14#3820 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[stuck agate]

Whats worse than just syncing?

[grand flame]

Vinci100#2092 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[tribal quartz]

Wleee :P

[silent oriole]

Remember that newbies
(Don't mention about "creating" typo)

[hybrid fox]

GL Giving Elite C-Class Cars be like:

[serene gorge]

MP1 now

[silk cosmos]

not really a meme, but the irony...

[jaunty tide]

Current classic series Players without knockdown recovery shockwave

[empty seal]

The Reality of the game.....

[grand flame]

hell_boy#2777 has been warned

Reason: off-topic

[gilded fractal]

sad but true :(

[soft hedge]

the real king (technically)

[austere dock]

Time to run

[empty seal]

Some Life Hacks save your game.....
(Want Some tricks? Ping me!)

[stuck agate]

Police cars have unlocked speed cheat codes

[foggy jolt]

what a9 whales listen to:
||listen to the lyrics to understand better||

[grand flame]

divij#8875 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[grand flame]

divij#8875 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[tribal mesa]

|| Something based on the Switch platform lol ||

[chrome fossil]

[empty seal]

When you see Dirty Silver League players with High Class C cars who doesn't allow you to go in Gold League.

[burnt jungle]

umm

[rigid oriole]

please the best that I have

[winter venture]

its true, shockwave spammers and dirty players!

[austere dock]

More like GT: No Way Home

[long prism]

Perfect Nitro Good

[chrome fossil]

*A better car than mine knocks me down on purpose in multiplayer *
Me automatically:

[barren chasm]

they should draw the whole deck in this case not just draw 25

[ancient willow]

Me when I finish last place in a9 and get a 🔻38

[burnt jungle]

when 2 c class kings meet in mp* edited 2/14/22

[hot badger]

thank you very much GAMELOFT, i never knew that after 16 is 18 then 17

[rancid beacon]

I created my own meme
Hope you like it

[brave tapir]

This is a low effort quality meme, hope y'all like it
Also, this is my first meme ever made

[normal ember]

Arihanna
Me be like :

[lime current]

late meme ik I forgor

the brand "Arihanna" when I search it up the car filter :

[obsidian timber]

Same GT

[frail widget]

My greatest fear

[fluid shell]

Based on an interaction I had last night

[brave tapir]

Apologies for reposting, but this time, I added a lot of manufacturers that were missing there, therefore this is the Improved ver of mine. Enjoy! (Excluding certain ones that aren't in the game, for example GTA Spano). Also, I had to lower the fonts to make room for em certainly)

[gilded fractal]

mazda furai be like :/

[silver agate]

feel free to moyai as i dont know if its funny or not

[knotty nacelle]

Gallardo >>>>>> McLaren GT

[tall yoke]

i looked everywhere and i still cant find it.

[grand flame]

aka gepard#4055 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

DrDistrion#9350 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

Ark#7977 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

Mazda Furai / AGeoGuyInUganda#7784 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

[stuck agate]

[grand flame]

You Know Who#4378 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[radiant fjord]

My original message was deleted, so just in case you missed it, it’s ‘Arrinera’ not ‘arrihanna’

[tall yoke]

stop

[radiant fjord]

Just making sure everyone knows the correct spelling for Arrinera Hussayra 33

[barren chasm]

stop

[foggy jolt]

you spelled it wrong yourself

[radiant fjord]

Damn autocorrect switched the r and y around

[full mica]

stop reposting it please 🙏

[radiant fjord]

Yeah alright, sorry about that

[full mica]

based on a real story
ps: sorry for the watermark

[graceful temple]

When your car finally reached 3* IRL

[frail widget]

Why though

[glass cloud]

The real question is Why though are you using a 2* nsx that isn't even fully upgraded

[austere dock]

Body parts

[chrome fossil]

[glass cloud]

Current mp1 state

[grand flame]

Kimi#2941 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[empty seal]

We are just here to Suffer.....

[hot badger]

oh, yeah baby... let's go

[gloomy breach]

Yes, kinda true

[hot badger]

it was 5 bps untill a moment ago
GAMELOFT you suck

[gloomy breach]

How dare you repost my meme (remember use this meme when someone repost your meme)

[austere dock]

#🏎・car-suggestions slowmode be like

[stuck agate]

when italdesign davinci use shockwave be like:

[full mica]

sadly here an unfunny meme is generally taken as a mistake that deserves being ded [most of ppl will do that*]. avoid repeating that to avoid problems with them :D

[winged gorge]

Real smooth Gameloft

[hot badger]

R.I.P botters
Note : the player is not a BOTTER

[radiant fjord]

Whales when the next p2w event comes out

[burnt jungle]

more than you can afford.

[wild copper]

GL:true is better p2w 🤦‍♂️

[outer socket]

Probably my best Screenshot

[knotty nacelle]

This is you when never knock your opponent down in MP

[stuck agate]

Players when A9 released:
Player now

[gray tide]

When you desperately need trade coins:

[grand flame]

Tanjiro Kamado#9445 has been warned

Reason: Bypass using emote

[barren chasm]

this meme needs someone else ( ! Mazapano)
exclamation mark at the beginning of your nickname is already cringe enough

[stuck agate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/918712787922989136/ezgif-7-d6be8daad11f.gif

[lime current]

you stole my GIF :kekw:

[barren chasm]

Remove this, Sal.

[obsidian timber]

Its Me

[wild copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/927557320383291432/ezgif-7-d857beb284.gif

[lime current]

you ALSO stole my GIF; what's wrong with these people

[grand flame]

Sean Q Kim#0120 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: toxic

[unmute]

Muted until · Feb 18, 2022, 2:59 PM

[gloomy breach]

This almost impossible for me

[manic jewel]

people like me

[long prism]

GL be playin'

[austere dock]

Same

[barren chasm]

legit

[lunar crystal]

Do u see the polar bear?

[rigid oriole]

Your car after get KD

[soft hedge]

get fake

[lean parcel]

Like really, why?

[soft hedge]

Get fake but far worse (just react with 🗿 or 😐 because i already hate it)

[high quartz]

a9 in 2022: releases ghost pack*

[ocean steeple]

Players after completion credits rush MP 😅

[empty seal]

Me after seeing low Milestone Credit Rewards in Credits Rush.
(Increase the Milestone Rewards Gameloft! 🥲 )

[jaunty tide]

Dev also got effected by sync issue
40k, 60k and then 50k

[hot badger]

i consider this as a meme....
don't ask me why with "REACTIONS"
||don't DM either ||

[sudden garden]

😨

[empty seal]

Only Doctor Strange could survive because Gameloft took the issues too seriously.....

[long prism]

Better from the 10k troll GL did initially...

[fluid shell]

My brain is dumb sometimes

[wild copper]

is better mp🤣

[burnt jungle]

same template but different topic

[silver dome]

Ayo ?

[blazing sedge]

Over spin in a nutshell

[lime current]

Venom F5 handling

[barren chasm]

definitely 3
i found out друг means friend lol

[hot badger]

i'd be much happier if i got CREDITS rather than CCGS bp

[grand flame]

Alvin 27#2364 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[knotty nacelle]

*X-Files song plays

[true fractal]

Owl After Kicked Class S Elite

[desert herald]

Everyone: how do you remember all the cars names?
Me: Tim:D

[empty seal]

Me after struggling in British Tour Showcase Daily Event for 100 with Lotus Emira.

[hot badger]

[high quartz]

how is this repost?

[grand flame]

Monkey D Luffy#5724 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[grand flame]

Monkey D Luffy#5724 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[hot badger]

[wild copper]

Мечтай. Всем. 5к жетонов на халяву. Не. Будет. Sorry. Speak

[uneven dove]

Lol sorry emira I mean

[gloomy breach]

[magic tartan]

i knew it would be a repost

[wild copper]

BUY legend pаss 5$ no free nice edit

[empty seal]

Wait.....
Asphalt 9 on Apple Commercial?

[hot badger]

CO-incidence?

[eager solar]

Rip 3rd guy 🤣

[wild copper]

oh no crаsh gаme

[hot folio]

oh no game not loading

[blazing sedge]

The gladiator II

[empty seal]

||(The biggest meme I have made.....)||
The worst Nightmare of an A9 player.

[blazing sedge]

We need more old players and whales like this in the game

[knotty nacelle]

Got disqualified

[empty seal]

||More Worst||
Get Banned Permanently in the game.

[true fractal]

Trion Chiron Jesko Rimac Tuatara Venom F5 players:

[stuck agate]

Me watching a new meme streak start:

[long prism]

You can't download any GL game now

[stuck agate]

You won't need to spend money in order to play.

[lime current]

you will need to spend money in order to win

[graceful hamlet]

They don’t guarantee it coz u need to pay additional taxes for fiziks

[true fractal]

GP Max And Golden Cars in Tier 1

[wild copper]

🗿 nice 10moyаi

[stuck agate]

Ashpalt never existed

[patent wigeon]

This Chanel never existed

[barren chasm]

I'd say more like

[median epoch]

you are ptw but now your bank account doesn't exist

[quiet pebble]

@quiet pebble
Bots in asphalt:

[grand flame]

Ark#7977 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[soft hedge]

For you who said lancer is a king

[low lily]

Hmm a9 black market

[outer socket]

Lancer is the King

[wild copper]

trаsh аgаin 👎

[graceful temple]

This server never existed

[chrome fossil]

🗿

[graceful temple]

Mining Dogecoin with a i5-3570K cpu probably more profitable than invest tokens to gambling packs in A9

[high quartz]

GL 🤣

[graceful hamlet]

Press Print Screen SysRq on keyboard

[graceful hamlet]

Me an intellectual

[upbeat drift]

Me a 1337 h4xx0r

[void bane]

here I stand and I realize, my lancer nfts are worthy of stealing

[barren chasm]

don't be like this
trash isn't worthy of stealing
also here's an eft, extremely fungible token

[soft hedge]

Pov: you're driving 1 -3* asterion in gold leauge mp
death threats
This trash is completely made by me

[rigid oriole]

A Evo when kds a GS

[stuck agate]

Gets banned for no reason after thousands of dollars spent*

[regal current]

This chain ends

[empty seal]

Cop Cars...

[sacred ermine]

If you know, YOU KNOW

[stuck agate]

POV: You made a meme and everyone loves it/agrees

[dusky torrent]

When u get ready to fight hackers in mp

[outer socket]

Unlock the King

[solemn ridge]

Result:

[obsidian timber]

E tence is Goooood

[graceful temple]

Meanwhile:

[silent oriole]

:legal:

[graceful temple]

Welcome to Asphalt 9: Legend where the game is skill-based on ur Monthly Income of your job. The higher income you are, the easier you win the game. (If you don't have a job or F2P then DIE)

[outer socket]

Same

[uneven dove]

Devs forgot to add nano second

[barren chasm]

bro you legit lost to one of the worst cars in the game with a max ds, how bad are you?

[silver dome]

clubs with a lot of player on the team:

Clubs with 1 person:

[outer socket]

Bro its Slipstream, fast cars will win 100% for sure

[winter venture]

exactly。and the hommage might of KDed him too

[graceful temple]

Those spammers: Look at him, he got the worst rank, he’s gonna get rekt for sure
Me: quite kid smile

[outer socket]

When you Beat a TVR Griffith with a Lancer

[empty seal]

||Due to limited characters in the image, I couldn't add more||

[graceful hamlet]

If that wasn’t enough

[empty seal]

||Bro took it Seriously...||

[graceful hamlet]

GS Spammers seeing this be like

[void bane]

call me a pro in nitro management

[silent oriole]

Asphalt 89 after seeing this:

[knotty nacelle]

Jesko experts vs BC enjoyers vs CGS spammers

[outer socket]

When you Beat a laferrari with a Class D Car

[silent oriole]

Me spamming my VLF:

[outer socket]

Outdated Version

[graceful temple]

Asterion Enjoyer vs Corvette GS spammers

[stuck agate]

When the Community doesn't like a meme

[wild copper]

where

[uneven dove]

Feeling pain though

[empty seal]

I Don't Know,
Might be in every F2W Player's Dream!

[graceful temple]

Me: start to play MP
Game: Looking for Opponents
Server: Let me see, Driver 1496 has payed a lot of money specifically the Pagani he’s using. And we have VN_KhoaVu which F2P. It gonna be unfair for Khoa but Driver 1496 paid for Pagani so lets him race with this guy. Don’t forget to add our hitman Corvette GS to 360 him out, help Driver 1496 win this race.

[winter venture]

an addition
gl: hmm, USER ERROR payed for the legend pass, and payed even more to max the lp car. he should have an easy opponent so he won’t come last.

[stuck agate]

my first ever, so pardon my noobness

[lime current]

Mina after she finally gets sick of everyone pinging her when stuff happens to them

[uneven dove]

Say gud bye

[empty seal]

Me: Trying to get better time in Senna GTR Grand Prix.
Physics:

[dusky spear]

Wow, what a twist here

[long prism]

Everytime

[novel void]

Since senna gtr event starts

[knotty nacelle]

"GTR" Emblem

[empty seal]

My Senna GTR's condition in Star Hunt/Grand Prix/Multiplayer.
(Gameloft, please show us some mercy 😩)

[pale plinth]

You see deb,no?
and he is there

[graceful hamlet]

Me rn

[austere dock]

Where's the rim

[empty seal]

Everytime, Everywhere & Everyday Whatever I play on A.
Physics:

[true fractal]

GT4 718 cayman Clubsport after kicked class c elite

[limpid sphinx]

Gameloft after deciding lp price

[molten gulch]

ppl outside: didn’t u sleep well?
Also me: stayed up all night to play gtr starhunt*

[deft chasm]

[barren chasm]

fuzzball weegee doesn't like this.
dude couldn't even spell physics right

[wraith parcel]

Average Evo Spyder vs average apex

[gloomy breach]

delet dis

[outer socket]

This is what a Noob Player cares on an A9 Car

[neat schooner]

This number is becoming god

[sacred ermine]

Handling:

[sacred ermine]

Template from a9 FB group, meme by me.

[novel void]

This is my situation right now 😭

[empty seal]

But you have skills to grind in Star Hunt.

[last gulch]

Me in 91% in a mp race about to win the race to get to platinum
Random vehicle waiting to hit me so i lose all my speed:

[arctic terrace]

I care about accel + handling because the cars feel heavier and slower than the ones in A8

Also here’s a meme

[silver dome]

I would be scared too

[novel void]

Other people: drop rate is so good
Meanwhile me:

[wild copper]

issue sync

[full mica]

does someone use this car expecting getting 1st place?

[prime root]

Asphalt 7 predicting today's gameloft
PD:Asphalt 7 was too good to let it die so soon.

[barren chasm]

what

[stuck agate]

meme by me ;-;

[woven nimbus]

The EVO Gang

[vagrant stump]

meanwhile me:

[vagrant stump]

one more evo lol

[empty seal]

Me still thinking How Electric Cars have exhaust system in A? And How they exert Nitro??

[stuck agate]

Inferno devil ver

[shrewd leaf]

had a dumb idea mid-race (its better in video form cause audio but videos arent allowed here which isnt fun, so heres a gif version instead)

[gray tide]

But where's the restart button? 🤔

[empty seal]

When grind a lot in Star Hunt but you don't get proper Rewards.
(This is just for meme @jaunty tide)

[jaunty tide]

Drops are 40-50 % not 100%

[worldly lotus]

Uhh… You forgot this duo.

[novel void]

It happens real for me

[timid wharf]

I didn't have enough space 💀

[agile lagoon]

real normal mclaren senna

[stuck agate]

u could've added the Corvette C7R too

[graceful temple]

A9: This car have better drift speed than other, I need to use this car despite its top speed is extremely slow
A8:

[snow coral]

name a more iconic duo:

[snow coral]

name more iconic siblings

[rigid oriole]

Another dúo

[barren chasm]

didn't know the STO was in A9 yo
and here's pheesh
y'all don't get a joke huh?

[winter venture]

That's trofeo evo, not STO
The image says clearly

[rigid oriole]

Forgot this dúo 👍 the GT”S

[barren chasm]

when you can't get a joke and these people can't either
alright someone else finally got it at least

[full mica]

let's stop this chain and keep seeing some gud memes
(I'm lazy to make another P1 template xd)

[barren chasm]

here's a senna gtr one 👍
imagine moyaing this unironically even if it's just another meme 🗿

[barren chasm]

my brain trying to understand perfect nitro boosts and what cars even have it

[soft hedge]

noobs driving free trial venom f5 in event

[soft hedge]

i cant stop making mid efforts meme
context: there hated king lancer meme and evija is copying venom f5

[primal pivot]

me and your mother

[empty seal]

Me wondering how people forgot this duo!

[soft hedge]

p1 getting real mad because the chain continued

[wintry summit]

the guy who got crashed

[outer socket]

Porsche 911

[lime current]

Targa :

[golden spire]

so this isnt targa

[lime current]

me after realizing

[worldly lotus]

This will be worse if you paid tokens for it.
I post it again because I forgot to censor profanities in the meme.

[wild copper]

GL stupid trаsh redwаrds аgаin🤦‍♂️

[stuck agate]

I hope something like this hasn't been posted here before, or I'm

[wild copper]

be like Tokens by Аrtem Note

[empty seal]

Me After Seeing This.....
(BTW, From where can I get this?)

[stuck arrow]

Speak for yourself I’m extremely broke rn

[ocean steeple]

😉

[wild copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/948597393048346694/IMG_4072.gif

[true fractal]

When you get Kd in MP

[graceful temple]

You: just unlocked the car and feel proud about it
YouTube:

[woven nimbus]

Bugattis with the same color scheme…

[gloomy breach]

Kd in multiplayer in a nutshell

[soft hedge]

mclaren senna's handling in a nutshell
credit to my friend for making this model
i also want to say the person below me is right

[arctic terrace]

If you 360 on a barrel ramp you’re a psychopath

[trim vortex]

Every gp be like :

[soft hedge]

traffic
i forgot the lighting

[burnt jungle]

technical difficulties……

[stuck agate]

McLaren GT mp series...

Meme by me

[severe tapir]

CAR HUNT:

[graceful temple]

Why always in the middle of MP Races

[trim vortex]

This is not mine 👻👻

[wild copper]

still reset progress there?

[worldly lotus]

Insert DarkVader_Noo.gif

I don’t think you need a translation judging on the mission’s symbol, but just in case:
Knockdown opponents in MP 0/8
Knockdown opponents in MP 0/10
.
.
.
And yes, haven’t done it yet.

[empty seal]

Senna GTR doing 360s be like:

[empty seal]

Hmm...
Very Relative

[empty seal]

Gameloft. Explain me. HOW!?!?

[barren chasm]

please...
yes i cropped this meme wrong

[soft hedge]

i gotta stop using the "hitting (things)" related
so i made it worst resolution

[neat schooner]

I will activate DS E tense Ranked car of my points!!

[worldly lotus]

How’s my British Tour Season experience going?

[snow owl]

Something wrong in this picture...

[glass cloud]

the only "wrong" thing in that picture is your token count

[empty seal]

Your Progress in Passport Event.....

[neat canyon]

*Name of car on blueprint is wrong
Always has been

[snow owl]

Nooo, why BMW 3.0 CSL in GTR bp

[grand flame]

Racing boi#5867 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[snow owl]

Just a edit from me :>

[soft hedge]

my brain is sinking
gotta stop spending time with lighting ig

[barren chasm]

@hearty urchin bypass
and here's a picture of a senna gtr just so I can post here and not have this deleted before a mod notices

[grand flame]

imyourdadlol#2259 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: nsfw

[unmute]

Muted until · Mar 5, 2022, 6:42 AM

[gloomy breach]

I made it bro

[urban tundra]

nice repost 🙂

[gloomy breach]

Also I got this another meme

[barren chasm]

i'd say more like their mom's credit card

[winter venture]

@snow owl

[barren chasm]

You forgot this channel is for asphalt 9 memes ONLY right?

[stuck agate]

look the ranks and stats, this is not good

[narrow elbow]

society if gameloft removed tickets to get into events

[fluid shell]

My car was on top lol

[gloomy breach]

Some asphalt jungle moment

[outer socket]

When your Practice Round Time and Final Round Time is just Same

[empty seal]

How it looks when you get KD'ed in Multiplayer:

[barren chasm]

blame McLaren not gameloft
gameloft didn't design the damn senna nor the gtr version
fix this meme and maybe it's funny

[gloomy breach]

Nice repost dude
Cuz ima delet ur post

[barren chasm]

Got me there. Senna surrenders.

[outer socket]

When someone repost a meme or post other types of memes instead of A MEMES

[twilit compass]

me: wow, 3 blueprints!
but then... 30 Trade Coins

[fickle mesa]

Me when someone KDes me in MP...

[grand flame]

Nashoba#9210 has been warned

Reason: off topic

[vagrant stump]

When you have to race against Bentley Mulliner Bacalars
with a Dodge Viper ACR
to get Aston Martin v12 Speedster bps
that will help us in the future to get Ultima RS bps

[maiden dagger]

SUS 👀

[daring lagoon]

ow

[lime current]

you after getting 🗿ed

[patent raven]

Your practice and your race

[wild copper]

dаmn🤦‍♂️

[tepid osprey]

when you ask ppl to race with you nobody comes and you declare urself the winner by "forfeit"

[stuck agate]

Yes, Ukraine is starting an NFT campaign for financial support.

[barren chasm]

there wasn't a reason to post this

[maiden dagger]

USU² 👀

[wild whale]

my first meme on the channel.

a repost

[wild copper]

feel а 10 ticket 0bp when (repost)

[sharp harbor]

||missed some word so reedited||

[wild copper]

good ideа cаr hunt jesko key аnd hurаcаn where good droprаtes 70%🤣

[wild copper]

trаsh event is better ?

[elder wraith]

Time to leave this cruel world

[winter venture]

@maiden dagger

[maiden dagger]

NO... BUS 👀