#🗿・memes
1 messages · Page 15 of 1
The b ruh 🗿
it took me 5 minutes to make this so the one who get moyai'd must be me
🤌
I fixed it
Repetitive but true and sorry for spelling mistake
Me explains the legend pass
My parents:
the j50 car hunt already happened on may 5, they should just choose some better cars
Ready to buy the key packs

Sequel
The rich guy after spending all of his tokens and still get no key
me who got jesko with 120 tokens

Literally @rigid oriole responding to any meme thinking he's cool and an amazing memer (he's not)
Prepare your tokens and wallet, guys
your momism
bruh
Bruh you too
repost
GLADIATOR running after posting meh memes so here it is(sorry for bad grammar)
ye
@dusk blade
Reason: Bad word usage
is the summary of yours and here
WHAT
uωu
Drive Syndicate is back.
F2W players
||basically the player becomes poor and homeless after DS4||
Gameloft after DS4
sorry if I'm using a lot the gladiator meme
where funny
@half valve
i did ask for the funny doe
arash 
physics
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Ppl in any Asphalt related server (especially this one) reacting to any post:
So I decided to modify your photo to photo that community will recognize so here it is(illustration purpose only) (get ready for 😐 and 🗿 )
The sus feeling when someone gonna KD you
A9 Every time you land a jump; this is fine
Me when I open a daily pack and get nothing useful
Y'all literally made a Moyai animated emoji from my meme or was it added a while ago? (Reply and just add an A9 meme)
A9 players when they see Gemera is 5000+ rank with 418 km/h
i couldnt think a meme of asphalt 9 now so heres a meme about this channel
bruh🗿
king of the game
DS4 is comming soon.
Me:
peoples saw my drawing they say: is this elephant or a bicycle?
Vanda looks like a fish lol
Reason: this is English speaking server
oh no hes bacc at it again
Reason: ping mod for no reason and off-topic
GLADIATOR: comes back after the ban
This server:
he doesnt have a brain, let em be
Pain.
So, DS4 is comming.
What will be gonna be Fun to play or empty the wallets.
(Please ignore that little sentences written on the GIF)
(CTTO)
jesko cаr in gаmes
Whales on their way to unlock another 5000 rank car
@small sail
basically he is going to create more mess here
Just Thanks 😅
its turned out she is on heaven
Cops are trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
A9 players when they realize they can't buy a car irl using blueprints
no legend pass for us 
🗿
Thug-light
Gladiator posting memes.
Everyone:
We're still gladiator
Reason: Duplicated text

Reason: Bad word usage
Merry Christma-
After the C2 renamed
lol nobody will understand because the 85% of this server speaks English and don’t know what does Nevera means so bruh you all and the mean is funny but if you think is cringe ,so bye lol
banned for spam :nooo:
A9 players when they drive the venom f5 in the cairo 360 turn
how about stop taking money and start fixing these issues? 😃
Cop cars in A
be like:
Alternative version.
Are you dumb?
C2 stands for concept 2 but now it’s not a concept anymore so the company renamed it to nevera
Also it’s not GL’s fault it’s the company who renamed the car
(Also nevera is just better than c2 lol)
DS4 is very near.
A
Players:
Me still thinking about DS4.
@everybody who didn't understand & @undone stream
now this makes sense
This is the truth
Every innocent people who likes career and its design seeing the new one right now:
Me driving my henessey on full speed
The police car :
Alternate version
Oh wow, use my chat as a meme, how funny
Anyway here's a sequel for my last meme
F2p people : oml black friday season is the most f2p season ever
Gameloft listening this
Next update
Another one
POV : You're G5 Entertainment AB
The players who made in-app purchase:
What pain looks like :
PC players can relate.
Everytime in Multiplayer.
THAT WHALE PLAYER:
90tokens 1pаck when🗿
Its still going 🗿
No funny bro
H
No offense
(ahem)
no offense #2
(not sure if its A9)
(but it has some relation)
nice reаson bypаss
gg
Reason: Bad word usage
How many times do you see this everyday
Ok, Nitro is same as Asphalt 9 ,just more achivement 
When you touch the Knockdowned car.
when GL update their game be like
When ur playing multiplayer and lose because of bad wifi
I feel you bro
Reason: bypass using emotes
#⚡・community-media everytime a new season starts
POV: U r left with 1 card to get a 3* GS but ur credits r against u
trаsh hunt gаrаge level gs when
A9 players when they drive irl
Me when I see repost memes:
A9 players when they try to bounce off the rails to get extra airspeed, but they forget that it's real life
yay ds4
Master Chief ❤️
Fact Lancer outshines venom in both Handling and Nitro
When you start playing DS but you skipped the very first conversation
Driving Gamera in Money Run be like:
This is the way how cop cars slow you down.
Me seeing the DS4 conversation between the bots.
Bugatti Divo: Reality
Reason: Bad word usage
Credit: unknown
Looks like an angry moyai
🗿 🗿
There is an impostor among us
(cringe but had to do it after seeing this)
cope
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
People suffering. Because they got Arash AF10.
My skill in a nutshell:
A9: warns users to not share, bot, abuse, or glitch. Also A9 when users do it:
This is how Knockdown Camera works.
It rather be like due to bad drift at that rank 
The story behind :
the reason she left:
My car VS The AI's car
windows is shuring:
Multiplayer matches when the wifi doesnt work for five seconds
My life in a nutshell
Barrel Roll in reality.
A9 when we asking for a top speed oriented track but they decide to make another twisty track
But intelligent people do something else on twisty track
the car paired to the track is good tho
Everyone when Gallardo syndicate packs not coming to store

Me when that one aggressive guy who knocked me down got wrecked by his mistake
When you Knock maximum number of cars at a time in a Syndicate race.
Me still couldn't reach rank upto 2049 for Saleen S1 for the next missions.
(Yes I'm serious)
Rake
TikTokers during the Devious Lick trend 😈
da icona of c class
how A9 aliens do it:
I gonna go for it
👻
I wasted all my
650 to upgrade Saleen S1 to Rank 2079.
One thing that I always think about:
Why does my car goes upside down whenever I fall on sideways of the car?
Me waiting for emptying slots of Hazard Level And ads doesn't work after seeing 2 to 3 ads.
Me after doing this cuz some guy only pressed 🇼 and
:
Same here, Pal
When a9 love u
Barrel roll
(This is an edit, but it still sounds like something they would say)
Whales be like: pathetic
cries in organs lost
A9 players when they realize that cars irl dont have nitro
Gladiator.
🤨
Yo wait a minute
yes i know this kind of formats is dead but i had to do it
@tall yoke thx cuz your meme gave me the idea
happy monday, legends
😔
Asphalt 9 3 years later
the chasing never end
A moment of silence for GLADIATOR.
The a9 community when they saw gallardo packs and its epic price:
basically if you dont understand, most of CGS players always do 360 and 360 is spin
the beyblade also spins
and therefore, they both are the same
every car in this picture :
Do you mean:
Aggressive Player Logic - In a Nutshell
This car is made for farming....
Pain
skill issue
sorry it wasn't funny
Whales after completing DS4 using his entire credit card:
What is that?
They took the rear bumper off and made it look like a car.
there is no difference between the two
And I use E-Tense, because I don't have other best Class D car.
This also proves that we are not same.
4 years ago....
Class D multiplayer in a nutshell
Ded
When a9 gives u a second chance
me after realising ds4 is worse than ds3
when you have finished the ds4
Vivendi too
RIP my friend..
-RBC
🔫
DS4 is very tough to complete missions.
And that's not fair.
Chiron speen
#floaty_car_irl
One message removed from a suspended account.
My man bout to get a free gemera 
A9: *makes a campaign against cyberbullying *
me remembering how they bully us with p2w events:
Today's scenario 😁
Meanwhile
Not related to a9 but still-
@tender rock tokens are
🗿

Not even Mina cares
Whales: I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich too understand?
Reason: image bypass
Reason: off topic
Grindy f2p players after seeing the chiron event
Jesko looking at gemera having a higher rank than him
Meanwhile venom f5
😐
everyone in mp1 lobby gonna be soon:
Greatest gift ever 🗿🗿
Explain this to me please. Anyone?
ds4 be like
😫
missions: giving ~500 sc per race. Also last mission: gives 3k sc
"Chiron SE is the best event" they said
Drifting radius of Ford GT be like :
Landing of Aston Martin Vulcan be like
MP be like:
Whales after DS4
a9 only + english only 🗿
@ancient iris @sick cave
@dusk blade
The perfect number doesn't exi-
Reason: off topic
Reason: off topic
it was time for 599XX Evo to return... 🗿
tbh saleen's rear spoiler does make it look like a duck
no one understand my previous meme lol
Gameloft to F2P players:
This is how you get disconnected from Multiplayer in A
in reality.
Anyone remembers the event that started A9's P2W journey
Cop cars in DS4 Event be like:
ratio potato L
Merry Christmas yall
Merry Christmas, everyone!
wow even reported me as underage user
Really?
🈷️ self meme
@jade thunder family 👪 👨👨👦 👨👨👧
Eww cringe
When you give santa cookies and sweets do get what you want
Merry Christmas🎄
People who bought the Victors lp, and this lp
This how Gameloft makes Cop Cars in A
to beat your Best Class-S cars.
but you wreck due to fiziks
Reaction below:
(Bot script)
When you by mistake take the lower side of Barrel Roll ramp in Multiplayer.
i said it for fun bruh
hmm sus rank 
The sus thing is the reactions
When you meet a guy from the same club as you
every f2p players in DS4
owo
I'm you but after quarantine||* (mask and bedraggled hair)**||
uwu
Huracan players:
If you don't know, VLF Force 1 was inspired by Dodge Viper, especially its engine and body
While the ds4
When your car doesn't obey on your Touch Drive controls in the game.
Me trying to make maximum wins in DS4.
This is how Cop Cars slow down when they see Finish Line.
Each season in 2021 in a nutshell:
Unfunny meme I made.
Spider-man Trezor isn't real, he can't hurt you
Spiderman Trezor:
Still thinking that, where's the funny?
ok
nice repost mate 😃
Me driving elise/etense and watching the car go 282kph the entire race
This feels true for me
When you take a 360 in multiplayer
The worst Multiplayer match happened yesterday.
Like i genuinly think i need at least 4 epics, i have a maxed vette with no epics rn and I could only get a 2:05
the accel is so bad, lykan feels much better
gift stockings are a complete disgrace
@dusk blade reupload this pic because yes
😁
Whose cat walked over the keyboard
Gladiator posting a good meme for the first time!
People after seeing Gladiator finally posting a good meme
Gladiator after posting his first successful meme
When GLADIATOR actually post a good and original meme
The perfect club motto doesn't exi-
8k/hr rep requirement
When your luck is good (no editing done)
For those who did not understand - getting an epic from uncommon card is very rare
(Sorry for late reaction)
Congratulations, finally you made a good meme.
As DS4 has started. Here’s the finished version of the DS history
Thought of it myself
What kind of drugs did they smoke?
Bruh XD
This is not GTR-50
It's Nissan GTR Nismo
Arash AF10 is Legendary Ride?
I mean like
GL:we talk about the bugs About the game
The game:
Was there any reason to pine me?
And then you all realised that Gladiator stole that meme.
bruuuuuh cаr trаsh triller?🤣
Don't make me repost this again tbh
Literally everyone after realizing it
GL be like
only read if you're a car nerd/didn't understand what I said||(in case you don't know, Trion Supercars introduced the Trion Nemesis in 2012 yet they still didn't make the production version(if you ask me they ditched the project). Hennessey Venom F5 is a relatively new car, which is ALSO in the shell car phase. Both cars don't have their engines developed. Meanwhile Devel motors recently introduced a V16 engine that produces 4300 horsepower, which they plan on to fit in the car. So don't roast the Devel Sixteen there, it's not right)||
**Everyone **: Roasts Devel Sixteen in #🏎・car-suggestions , claiming that it's fake
Meanwhile Hennessey Venom F5 and Trion Nemesis still being in the shell car phase irl :
Also everyone : Roasts me 
Ratio
The community after realizing it:
Æ
Ah yes the devel
Ok Mr. car guy
But it's your own meme 
Right
Nobody:
Gameloft logic:
Gl listening to the community about the ds4 be like
So close
Uhh, plz stop debating about devel sixteen here
This is relevant for all A
players.
in French in the text ... Asphalt 9 :
.
Save this if you are about to lose an a9 argument
Some F2W events backstab you.
Well, in my case currently
High End S class cars with upgrades be like:
Meanwhile my case
What is worse than only 1 bp left?
Yes, one point below needed rank
Nb: This pic is not mine
Daydreaming A
Player sees the road divider as ramp.
Then lands on the divider or the rail on side of highway thinking its a speed-trick
Hmmmmmm...
When the Alfieri Is sus
Wrong server
Nice job. You stole my meme lmao
In Style MP be like
Saleen S1 glow up
Once again
heres some more quality garbage
Gamer
hax
The whale player's feeling when he/she overtakes the 1st position player.
The words on off-mic of that whale player.
This is how we turn cars in hairpin curves of the twisty tracks in A
.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I have one token,||AND SO WILL YOU.||
(btw I actually have 2500+)
When your device says no to A9
I had this idea for a long time but couldn't find the template to fit it
Ghost Multiplayer Slipstream be like:
@crimson stone
alr time to do the new mission all i have to do is
I’m addicted to making memes 
Whales satisfied after completing DS4 and Chiron Special Event.
GL: In your dream 🤣
Look at the times to understand
7:35pm
7:33pm
gtr nismo is not that bad
This my meme you fool
dirty corvette drivers after 360ing an innocent guy
oh this gonna be so relatable since B class MP plus it's Classic mode lol
http://img2.safereactor.cc/pics/post/гифки-песочница-привет-авто-приколы-87262.gif (drift drivers cаrs А9
ayo rip sleep for 7 DAYS 
lets ignore the fact that the drifting texture sticks to the ground's axis and doesnt care about your cars rotation but that just makes it better right?
Happy new year all
Players requesting Gameloft to reduce Paywalls.
Gameloft:
And I still suck
Happy New Year🎆
a cringe meme i made
MP
mp1 rn be like:
Happy New Year to Everyone 🤠🎉🎊
(repost) Nerfed redwards gp scg007s key Happy New Year🎆 everyone
@stuck agate after seeing that his meme has been stolen
Me trying to manage each and every event in A
.
Happy New Year everyone
_Happy New Year to All_
Me got tired and no enery left after playing all events in A
.
Lmaooo🤣 td, players be Like:
Average gold league fan
Happy new year y'all 🎉
Do you guys really think he can understand English? 
nobody: ... Most of the community:
Actually is a short server rule called "No repost" and the rules got pinned here
when u r damn serious about making ur new year happy😂
Fixed. King x King version
||Lancer bp all
tho||
The "Nobody:" in your meme:
@limpid sphinx by the way, this meme is stolen
Shut up
then fan crushed by f1lm 
Indian guys on YT:
Manual Control Players VS TD Players
@ancient iris
TC go brrrrr
more like tc of whales after getting max venom
More like whale's TC after getting top 1 in True-legends Vanda event
The driver in the domino's car
We need to find a way to permanently block this from the server and other accounts
dunno if its cringe
Or asking GL to have a ghost season in MP2 
More like
Riding cars on Nitro ShockWave be like:
For e.g. Huracán Evo Spyder,Chiron,Venom F5,ect.
Straight track according to gl 🥴
Meanwhile,
High IQ players (including me) shockwave'ed them at their back.
gladiator in a nutshell
How hackers do stunts in A
Multiplayer and other honest players see them doing it.
Young people be like
Young peoples who pretended to be +18 old in the survey and got the reward:
@untold umbra
man I did the survey and got nothing
I’m sorry if I missed the whole joke part of this but it is my natural instinct to do this so, basically A9 needs internet to play because it uses internet to save data on the go or on other accounts that it is logged into (eg. Facebook, apple, etc.) and older asphalt games didn’t need internet to play because they didn’t implement this kind of stuff. (and also you need internet to get online for multiplayer but that’s an obvious fact everyone knows and there are more reasons A9 needs internet to play but I’ll keep it short)
@austere dock when saw his meme was stolen + hiding his username
The community:
This is how traffic cars spoil your important DS4 race.
do i seriously have to repost this 
gladiator:
@stuck agate
sorry i don't speak pelmeni
Yes Yes You@wild copper
Classic MP this season be like:
you know what to do but can you execute all the tricks in one run?
@austere dock be like:
by @stuck agate
When gemera is little bit expensive than lvn
welp
unfunny meme i made
Legend League be like
Crewmate : theres 1 impostor among us
EDIT : THE IMPOSTOR KILLED THE CREW AND WON
The Truck was the imposter and the others cars were crewmates.
True A
players of San Francisco jumping off from one building to another.
nah this 
When the game helps you, but they call you a bot😔
So relevant for me
Who is imposter | funny among us video 😱 🥵
🈷️
Repost wars
That train in U.S midwest
In general, all updates are always like this.
POV: When im typing ".Car Alex,, in #🪅・bot-commands and i see this.
Yup.
SCORPZ: steals and reposts memes
The community:
Reason: Posted an invite
Why did i make this.
Here with some popcorn, also inb4 this gets reposted
Car hunt in a nutshell
Sometimes I regret of suggesting a memes channel
can you not
please leave this server
please stop spam memes
Sorry for terrible grammer did it in like 30 seconds
But ig @wild copper gets the idea
A9 after inventing drive syndicate events :
GLADIATOR: whines and complains about a9 being p2w
Also GLADIATOR:
If you want that, first post an original meme first
It was our wallet that Gameloft broke the money with this event
Yo mo(m)
It do be like that
me after seeing that people didn't notice that the meme was stolen from @stuck agate and posted by Sc0rpz himself:
Reposting gone wrong
(Caught in 8k)
me after snitching on @untold umbra for having a swear in the meme 😩🥵🥶 and yes this is an original meme first original Iv made
Bad connection notification:
🗿
Reason: banned emoji
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/928047616938364989/601klo.jpg I got reactions hehehaha
@ancient iris
i made an authenthic meme for once 🙀 😱 
One upvote and I'll delete this channel
one last post, probably (found on reddit)
Reason: Unfunny, Bypass
@ancient iris running to the mods to tell them to delete a meme that offended them
Plz
Yes
Yes i took this photo from this channel from someone
@ancient iris @wary ermine
Everyone's feedback is important
No.
Reason: Bad word usage
@nimble walrus
Me and @radiant sun waiting for gl to give more bps of f12 be like
please
POV: You're CGS user
A9 French player in mp will be like
Whoever deleted this earlier, please ➡️
This is not off topic, is it?
My day goes worser and worser as I get KD'ed by every player in every match.
Feel free to screenshot this free A9 NFT
its supposed to be a gif not a png (this is another version, but still)
Me keeping eye on each and every player in every Multiplayer match.
Trying Times
btw that creature isnt me its our reposting friend sc0rpz
No more "wheres the funny memes" get screwed
First meme i made 😳😹🥶
gladiator and its clones realizing they are not funny after being told for the quadarillionth time
and they still wouldn't care
e
.
Car hunts.
Repost from last year but I made it lol
Reason: Duplicated text
Get The Out
@wary ermine spamming the same garbage and ruining the meme channel:
Real life scenario
Mehh
Not a staff disrespect, but any mod plz, do anything about the trolls, also for members, ignore these rule-breakers, don't sent any emotes or reaction, just ignore them.
This channel is a dumpster fire right now
This channel has became a warzone between
Meme Makers VS Meme Reposters
@hearty urchin can you please ban that clown @wary ermine ? They're ruining the meme channel 
Good Luck Reposting. Everyone:
@wary ermine isnt even trying to hide
Fuuuh. Finally.
It's more like this.
GLADIATOR is not a reposter, that user doesn't post much memes that's why his meme are not that funny.
One more thing That user rarely uses English language.
@/GLADIATOR#5887 being blamed for other's act
Playing A9 is nothing less than problems.
Reason: ping all mods for no important reason
Poor Traffic cars being humiliated by us in A
.
Great job mods 
One of them got busted already at #🎖・multiplayer
A normal day in Buenos Aires Credit Heist
About what happened many hours ago
@pearl siren It is for the non-binary that you speak
😔
@wary ermine 
@pearl siren
No
But if one of y’all anger me I’ll do it again
In a nutshell
Mini gladiator rn
me who got with 3 single pack tries
FYI, the chiron in the picture is in the air
POV: you played A9 with a keyboard in your previous life and you were so good at it that god turned you into this
A common dilemma for A9 players, especially who don't have enough tokens for refilling tickets because both events require tickets
Me meanwhile
That wise mistake in making choices in TD controls.
Nice bypass 🗿
@hearty urchin bypass
You 🗿
he after seeing this
Member not found
Just a stuff i made back in Drive Syndicate 3
Worse than Auckland track
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/567042187443961858/928857304349175838/2021-05-26_2.png reposters when their told to stop.
fish 
ME Choosing Car for Multiplayer
mb, I thought it was normal mp
@fluid shell @hexed spindle yall do realize this meme above is stolen right? (the "this is fine" cop car meme post by rodaniel) the original one is the one i replied to