#🗿・memes
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Me with more than 15 cars at 1 bp left to starup including my regera at 1 bp to max
the new chapter for the asphalt manga godly beasts be 🔥
Sometimes using money the wrong way can give you problems 😶
🔥💀🔥
Bruh...
What it feels like to play a9 without a credit card
Asphalt 9 players who bought the legend pass now seeing that the Taycan is free to get
True?
time traveller: moves a chair
the timeline:
How to win in mlp:
It's time for us to go.
Sorry for forgetting GT3 RS and 488 GTB Evo because I only include cars that are often used in MP
Mandy, you can't use that.
Sorry bad edit
worst day of my life
Sorry to repost it again
I must have my own credits for this meme
When you're playing credit heist, but you only have one 6-stars car
MP2 = Stressful
WHY
potato quality is hd for us
(to anyone who doesn't get the joke, there was a guy who unironically suggested this a few months ago and got memed on, hard)
Tried taking a cool pic until that cop car blew it… he aint recovering from that tho.
Nobody:
A9 when you jump perfectly fine off a barrel roll:
Windows:

When it happens with others vs when it happens with you
Something is wrong i can feel it
When the bots are so bad, you won by only drifting ._.
And then this 
Me in Electric Season 1 on a barrel:
also
me finding out the braindead car wasn't exist for player
When driving Lamborghini Aventador J on Nitro Shockwave
Even in real life it handles way better
Reason: reaction bypass
👍 👌
Oh, erm... oh no...
Here they come, Lads
My tier 5 group:
#⚡・community-media be like
tell me
bad meme, bad edit, sorry 😔
Fr tho how?
Leauge of Legends bad
Take this, my friend
This is the reason that cops level is called 'Hunted'
And this might be the reason
And other trashcans don't understand the joke
Wednesday, October 13th 2021.
Depression.
Good News!
GS king forever
That Guy failed to copy my meme
Because I mentioned my name in the corner
See that I posted this meme today at 14/10/2021 8:42 am
Volkswagen. Das. Auto
Laferrari & W70
There Is One Impostor Among Us
Hello darkness
Everything is going fine… until the legend appears.
A PC gamer's dream to even have just 1 BP of:
Reason: Bad word usage
Everyone fighting on who's the new favorite CM
Reason: constant reposts
When Gameloft asked if you had received the rewards from Lamborghini eSports livestream
go with the other bikes!
POV: Listening to this and you will stuck in unranked
MP2
Sorry but I wanted to post this
About to crash
Reason: Bad word usage
Oh boy
Gecko giving daily advice (Day 1)
killer B clаss Sin🤣
I have to reupload this because of you
Ankit has been banned
Plz laugh
For a few secord, I thought its me
I'm ready now, I'm going to anticipate the future so they don't give me moais 🤜🗿 🤛 ⛏️
most because we recently got gt12 hunt
Reality is often disappointing 
After just 2 MP races nowadays.
still is who better cаr new lego саrs ?🤣 mаxed stаts
Sadly, I don't have Tuatara
The original version is better
literally EVERYONE right now
Reason: none English meme+bypass through other languages through an image
Turned out to be pretty stronger
😔 I vote up for 🔺 but
ones won the voting
(But actually 🔻 won)
where legos
Best of luck to anyone aiming to get the key
She forgot to mention 570S Spider and P1 bps
Me
Chop chop, token time is around the corner
Me and the bois : IT'S TOP UP TIMEEE !!!!
Something's wrong, I can feel it
Wait what...
Without a doubt a GRAND PRIX to forget 😔
Probably could be the first GP to literally not feature a key
sorry for big pixels
Why does this car look so funny?!?!🤣 😂
Chargin' the Regera
Here comes another bad car hunt
Lego Senna be like
NOT A9
Evil CGS in MP be like:
Aperture aperta
Whales during mealtime be like:
Nice joke! 🤣
An Asphalt 9 fail in real life:
Because of you I have to steal this meme
stop the cap 'lancerous people' (people who praise lancer memes)
Me: tries to do a risky speedtrick
Asphalt 9:
Credits to @daring lagoon
For idea
Lemme join the trend
f2p players be like:
Relatable?
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Reason: banned reaction
Pls stop
._.
? Ferrari and ACURA collab
reverse those roles, man
oh yeah, this also goes for the people who keeps doing unfunny BPs
You're not alone
Oh no I forgot to punch out
Ready for moyais
Literally the truth
Both car rank numbers are 4,109
Definitely a9😃
.-.
If you know, you know🤣
me thinking how gameloft passed physics test in school
Reason: Bad word usage
This will happen tbh
Reason: Using banned reaction
No one: me starting two years late…
I'm a king lancer fan too guys 😍 🥰 😘
A9 meme!
me with 100 tokens:
Gone
Slaps you with a -20
im one of them
Basically Legend League/ Platinum League
Me when
Kinda cringe
Here is a new template for A9 memes
Reason: Duplicated text
Reason: bypass filter via reactions
A9 community when someone disagrees with them
9yr old me Explaining to my dad to buy me the legend pass
Note: This has also happened to me. I have struggled to convince my father over this.
P.S. Idc if I get moyai'd.
Honest club recruitments be like :
Reason: bypass filter
I mean it's like Enzo V H2 Speed
Well screw it
Time to save 
and you defeat all of them....
Meanwhile
True story
Bruuuuum and fake bruuuuuuum
Why??? Everytime when I have a bad situation... 
me who have none of the cars
True Legends? More like "True Whales" (sorry for low quality pic)
Pretty much Sums up everything we get for the Next Week 
When your parents say to pause A9 Multiplayer
Battista is free in it’s festival in A8, too bad there is no free try car in Vanda event :/
wrong lobby 😳
and it turns out to be this good ?
no epic🗿
Anonymous :
Overtakes everyone by Venom F5
Someone:
Knocks that F5 by 4 ⭐ Centenario
Everyone:
Don't think they can fake their age
"S T O R Y C A R E E R"
True story 
When you lose an important race
The last gp i gets T2 at 4th place qualifying then this happens
Thanks for the party 
"Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture..."
Well i guess i dont have to finish those two career season since i finished my carreer 100%
When it's the start of mp1
How JoJo fans play Asphalt 9
Common stuff (try to find the difference or not idc)
Reason: Constantly using banned reactions
Reason: Using banned reaction
Bad memes though
For those who post lame memes
For those who makes bad memes
just your average platinum lobby
Yeah but why do they stand in such a weird places like that one stupid taxi in rome
That’s their fault not mine 😪🙄😒
Guy in the 3rd position
Odd One Out
Devchat moment
Meanwhile
switch car hunts be like:
To be continued...
React
for survived
React
for wrecked
In cooperation with @daring lagoon
it probably just dont
this: happens
(+why slow mode on)
this meme will be complete 30 minutes later
Asphalt 9 in a nutshell
Let the party begin
both takes your entire E-wallet
(this scam popup came 4 me so i screenshotted)
Just made a brand new meme
An old tragedy i once had....
me, who has to play A9 one low graphs because i have a popo phone and can't afford for a better one:
Reason: A9 only
Me who plays Asphalt 9 on Ultra Low Graphics
I make bad memes ok?????
#⚡・community-media whenever a grand prix ends
😔
2018 was exciting..
Sorry the extra t couldn't get it out
Reason: banned reaction
Reason: banned reaction
Reason: Bad word usage

Reason: offensive meme
IF you know, you know.
Whales are Doomed 
Says 51 but it feels like the 39 handling on the srt
Reason: bypass filter by mems
What we expect vs what we actually get 99.999% of the time:
Everyone when realizing there isn't "significantly" reduced on the dev sentence
-20 goes brrr (I hope they fix MP1 matchmaking system in next update)
ds4 p2w event here
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Reason: Using banned reaction

What? Who's playing A9 in 1942?
F2P players when they see ds3
Reason: Bad word usage
kid you’re lonely 😞
I mean, why use DS-E Tense on silver. even a 2* evora can beat them
I mean, why use Corvette GS on gold league. even a ds e tense can beat them
reduced by 1 Cent
That one hacker in mp
Me: mom, can we have fenyr at home?
Mom: No son, we already have a fenyr at home.
Fenyr at home:
Wait... since when Inferno in class D?
Juast a random gif i made back in early 2020
Yesterday
me : LANCER KI-
everyone else :
Reason: bypass filter
Moyai is gone
Credit: @humble prawn🗿 
How A9 players would read patch notes when it comes out
The perfect matchmaking doesn't exi-
when a car is behind you
Why?
Context: Dude wasted a dollar for a f2p car 🗿
(49php = roughly 1usd)
When you are slowed down by cop cars in Credit Heist or in Hunted Season level
once you see the top-mounted side mirrors that looks like bunny ears, you can't un-see it
You choose a specific car for Multiplayer,
But it's still refilling fuel slots
Hello, for reposting my stuff
Me: I want to get the hennesey F5
My drunken conscience: Why? We already have hennesey at home
Hennesey at home:
When you click "watch ad" to refuel your car and get daily wobble ads
GL while DS4 is happening
new name of lvn
Sorry I hope this is doesn’t cringe 😦
Time Traveler: Throws a pebble
The timeline:
You are one of the richest player in A
, high number of gold cars, credits and tokens as big as your phone number, highest club rank and reputation level.
And suddenly your account gets banned.
me with 570s
(ignore the grammar error in the upper left text)
Me with 7 fuels:
And he 360 KD's you
When you just wanted to double tap nitro but u ended up 360ing someone by accident
Who need to buy legend pass in a9 when you already had Victor in asphalt 8

that Evo you forgot to notice:

Rabbit eating grass
You cant just make the car pink, add blush and pass it off as a anime girl
Me:
Me when Waiting to download: 42069 years left
actual:
the perfect name combo doesn't exi--
Me with LP from the giveaway:
This was from Feuerrm stream
Did u guys happen this after refill tickets for car hunt 5 races?
React
for yes
React
for lucky! some bp
Basically the #🎨・fan-art-archived train
When you get key only spending 120 tokens
Slipstream : You cant be rammed or kded so there is no excuse for losing races
Fiziks and Track bugs :
f2p vs p2w А9
(Literally every one of your "memes")
Am I missing out on Ice Cream?
and jesko but i feel like i see more chirons
yeah i sometimes try moving away from wifi but this always happen
Me: Mom, Can i have C_Two
Mom: we have C_Two at home
C_Two at home:
10 minutes in.... loving the experience
A9 Community every Season Update be like:
A new meme trend has begun.
Lancer king memes be like
Lancer KING
please.
Much better, save it
club race
staged lol

Spot the cursed
Here's another
People often confuse Lancer to its evil twin 🗿 👍
@dusk blade
Reason: bypass through image
Ok here's the patch notes guys 
New update - Against Criminal
Chevy Tahoe police cruiser (Class S) Rank 5780 / 6751
Topspeed = 585.2 -> 600.1(max)
Acceleration = 87.8 -> 96.45 (max)
Handling = 90.76 -> 99.50 (max)
Nitro = 78.52 -> 87.66 (max) nice edit
Reason: trolling+not related to this channel
Hopefully this isn’t the case but you never know
We got an answer
POV: every race in mp1 platinum league 😐😐🥴
I play on Nintendo Switch btw xd
Reason: banned reaction
Reason: banned reaction
When server agreed that the meme was just pure trash
Plz don't repost other's meme
he's russian too

for people who missed car hunt
Reason: not A9 related
Sorry for the delay.
lmаo new texture? 🤣oh no offfice 2D GL
Relevant
These cars were inspired by these characters and I can prove: 
Save it (repost btw)
If only cops were in multiplayer-
When you want to buy Black Friday LP, but your parents forbid it
plamodel vs game
cool and all but #🎨・fan-art-archived
Nice try but:
lmao lol
(Repost For those who didn't understood)
You mean
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Reason: Check channel description
Me when he only has lambo maxers in my lobby
The feeling after you KD the whale off and the win the race.
Is the 4x4
repost again

The lord of eyebrows will decide your fate.
GL again this upcoming end of year seasom
This is a certified a9 server moment
that one Acura NSX User in the middle of mazens
Car hunts be like
Reason: not a9 + disturbing
What a9 has done to me
Ironic
Black Friday season so far
When you are surrounded by the whales in MP.
Asphalt 9 General Chat in General be like
POV: Got Battista from King of The Fall (2019)
Reason: Bad word usage
Me with load balance phone number:
Fixed it a lil bit
:3
My gold league experience
I don't have my favourite manual from a8 so i only use td rn, guess I'm Evil
Pos data: is only related with A
Asphalt pass
Get the out
New gif(probably)
Can't disagree with this one
me who demotes to get reps and milestones
Sorry for Bad Editing 🥲
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/566856654579302410/912578664703619082/2021112300400000-B14300D92ED6F8D3118E6D3BB07BF40E2.jpg some moments caught before disaster 
Getting close to LL in classic be like
Jesus said:
Reason: not a9 related
so & so car , so & so year HMMM
:3
What actually is the case
Reason: not a9 related
RIP
Reason: Bad word usage
you forgor something bro
Every member of A9 Server
||Sorry about my bad edit and my poor English :(||
No offense
😱
@wild copper be like..... leaves server
😅
Deleted* @wild copper 🤣
I just noticed that there's a chain of NINETEEN memes above ^^, making fun of ONE of gladiator's "memes"
Poor @wild copper being roasted by Everyone
REEE6 after 24 off-topic memes and 9 banned reactions
GLADIATOR: simply exists
Asphalt 9 Discord:
we are legit roasting him now @wild copper but its for ur own good
Same here.
It has alredy got so&so stock rank of so&so year.
:chad:
I'm only using new format meme
Reason: bypass through image
reposting the reposted meme by a reposter from a repost
.-. Sorry
Smallest shop I've ever seen
This meme's time range dates back to 2 months ago.
gl after DS3, Divo SE, Venom SE, DS4
Your true disappointment: You'll need an F1LM to progress
Reason: Duplicated text
F5 with 49 handling:
The J
Reason: not A9 related meme
ik i posted it 2 months ago but ima just post it once again
Reason: banned reaction
sorry m8, i know we are friends but
Reason: reposts+off topic memes+none English memes
Popping into Batista event
Raesr looks like a car that should be driven by Batman
This is a majority of A9 Discord community in a nutshell.
This is a9 fr
Credits being used to upgrade cars
players after ds5
Gameloft after ds6
very lonely 
Card Packs Be Like:
while me
||if you don't understand, the man is on a networking tower||
W12 and F1 are having the same Spoiler and Carbon Fiber under it's Front Bumper (W12), this meme is about that
inspired by @stuck agate
12AM? Seriously?
\
That's actually true
My case be like
Me after DS-4
when asphalt 9 video on restaurant
where the minimap gone tho?
:
Might be the biggest joke of all, especially on 
Nerfed cars be like
Meme that only OG players understand
*name censored for privacy
Rip
Gold league be like
If yk yk
Reason: banned reaction
Basically stat cards in #🏎・car-suggestions
Asphalt 9 gold mp
basically you are trying to do speedtricks by riding on top of the wall in real life
maybe it's not funny :p based on a true story though
Don't you just feel sorry for those 2 people who up-voted it....
(as soon as slow mode ends, I have one last meme to post :> )
Glitches saves my car
@lean bone
Asphalt 9 but asphalt 8
Why do you have to betray us Gameloft 
(Ft. Npesta)
MP for Whales
has to be a joke
and i had to make this to illustrate it

Why am I making this at 5AM though :/
everyone:asphalt 9 release in 2018
SC:Facebook
Reason: banned reaction
I don't know If this is a repost If It is sorry
Reason: Bad word usage
Meme by @odd badge
when the person knocked you down in multiplayer wrecked right after knocking you down
dirty players when its ghost multiplayer season
rare footage of an A9 player driving a car irl
True A
Players
betrayal
Corvette and evo spammers when they can't block or 360 and get passed by faster cars in ghost
||For the confused, this car on the right is the Saleen S1, which is going to be a DS4 car||
Issues.
Those are licensing issues.
Same reason why some cars have body parts and others don't.
me with my 3* Asterion
Where funny
i cant find the funi 🤷♂️
The sequel
gladiator haters begone
Please don't hit me
,nevermind idk what happened to the police
Reason: Inappropriate meme
posting this again
Me after I realize that even after becoming a good player in Asphalt 9 I'm still a big joke in real life 😔
O no. An A9 developer is playing waifu simulator
Here we go again
Go succ big air
Me when people start pinging me because I posted an unfunny and cringe meme
Please for the love of god, queen, legendary warrior, allah, dragon,...
I'm late, but not out 
Gladiator : posts a meme
This channel
Reason: not A9 related
💸
searching for jesko key be like:
Congratulations for those who unlocked Jesko from key packs

Me: I want a 1MW!
Dad: We already have 4GW.
4GW:
Gladiator posting memes.
Server Members :
from someone who cant unlock jesko
I call hacks
Rip me plzZ
I am tired of searching,
Tell me, Where's the Funny?
Let's go again🤷♂️
bruh
Gladiator: *posts a cringe/not funny meme *
the community:
Bruh
stock cars be like
my current situation
A little late for post
Why I am still not able to find the Funny?
it is true, even A89 says like that
ready to get some cringy replies 🍿
Where is the funny?
People posting “where the funny” to a pepega meme for the 100th time be like
you can't trigger people with a screenshot
me :
this itself is a meme lol
Is this a fair trade?
Tawp
We are Black and white TV
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/917587449436323870/unknown.gif no key jesko me: not x15bps
you should realize thats a normal day in A9
@wild copper dude this doesn't mean you're not cringe
Credit to Isla
when someone says "corvette is the best car in the game"
Me waiting for special event or something special in A
. But nothing happened .
Reason: Bad word usage
We won Mr. Stark.
@luis_diaz0107#4512 this message was made especially for you
(Please stop+shut up)
Lmao he left due to this message