🗿・memes

[golden spire]

so close

[stuck agate]

mwa gameloft 💌

[weak token]

“Dream big”

[crimson osprey]

Not from me but hey we all agree this

[dawn cradle]

gold league is hell

[sharp harbor]

GL need to back to school

[tender turret]

This is the most cursed thing I have ever seen in car culture

[dawn crag]

Test

[wispy sparrow]

The question is...
HOW many tokens you get

[golden spire]

rip tokens

[austere dock]

Venom says hi to jesko and rimac

[strange ridge]

@hearty urchin scam

[pulsar viper]

C=Corn
S=stearn
G=gross
O=oof

[wispy sparrow]

i saw that vid
shes terrifying

[knotty nacelle]

When you're opening BoS cardpack and you're poor of tokens

[stuck agate]

Since 2018

[sage sage]

Gl: I forgor

[grand flame]

sp00kyBMO#2259 has been muted for 4 hours

Reason: NSFW & Non related content

[unmute]

Muted until · Aug 9, 2021, 4:15 AM

[urban tundra]

🗿

[wild copper]

what bruh

[stuck agate]

Paywall do be big

[wraith parcel]

Pain

[stuck agate]

Plastic Swat Vehicle

[tired heron]

Meme created by meme lord!
The RAM PRASHAD

[golden spire]

I prefer tuatara ngl

[solemn ridge]

When you take a break from A9 only to see this....

[drifting girder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/854380922883276820/874368147849887764/unknown.png

[tall yoke]

Free Pass be like

[stuck agate]

@void bane thx for the idea

[golden spire]

True story

[stuck agate]

I know everyone is thinking this

[wispy sparrow]

yup its powerpoint :/

[halcyon lodge]

3214 (592×500)

[somber stag]

😶

[robust quarry]

Everyone when nitro pollution mode comes in MP:

[stuck agate]

Acura Evo Luck System destroyed my patience

[round fable]

Old meme, and very relatable too

[stuck agate]

Who is the King of Physics?

[tender rock]

Grand Prix in a nutshell : ||i dunno if i had posted it before||

[solid dirge]

The fact that this pack exists is literally a meme

[stuck agate]

Ohh no

[robust quarry]

Asphalt 89 Logic

[golden spire]

foorum intensifies

[stuck agate]

Pay to Play power

[indigo shuttle]

yes very pain

[crystal fog]

Based on a true story

[novel void]

Just the same routine

[crystal fog]

Why are we here
Just to suffer?

[dark zephyr]

MP2 requiring key before GP even starts :aderp: (switch)

[pulsar viper]

This is only me (wait i forgot the another brain)

[austere dock]

rip to the people who don't have elva

[hearty shuttle]

hard to find imported parts

[elfin robin]

Pretty sure that goes in #⚡・community-media

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/727906739885965392/875805878274621450/Screenshot_20210813-234718.jpg rpm keyboard 🤣

[pulsar viper]

Respect aperta in heatwave season

[shy lark]

@tranquil spoke Make sure you’ve got a car with a decent and stable top speed and great acceleration. Great Handling and nitro won’t be worth squat if you can’t outpace a maxed e tense recovering from the same turn within 5 seconds

[sharp briar]

Please note that the DS E TENSE is currently sweating

[stuck agate]

We won't forget you Majesty

[stuck agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829022174656069653/876160438180646912/f85ff814c87c80b1166715a4354bae84.jpg

[austere dock]

See you again jesko

[robust quarry]

Tuatara Watching them being emotional to each other

[halcyon lodge]

GL

[crystal fog]

Terrible meme incoming

[sharp briar]

When your rank is under 1k but atleast you tried (I don’t know how’s it funny to some people…)

[stuck agate]

I know everyone experiences this

[stuck agate]

Me when someone KD me in MP2

[austere dock]

Basically me and grand prix

[stuck agate]

The pain is real, yo.

[brave mirage]

credits to @astral bane

[kind fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grand flame]

Sandas Sathsindu#6327 has been warned

Reason: bypass through image

[stuck agate]

when GS spammers meet in one place

[robust quarry]

MP1 or MP2 not 1v1 Tournament

[golden spire]

At least ones that appear in mp

[halcyon lodge]

3387 (888×499)

[sage sage]

Players: give us a free king pls
Gl: OK here

[west ice]

Cities road where lancer has crossed

[brisk geode]

True reality

[golden spire]

That building in thousand minarets

[stuck agate]

No intent to offend anyone.

[pulsar viper]

When u got aukland but u forgot to use recommended handling cars on it

(and also if u use good nitro efficiency nitro cars instead of good handling cars)

[austere dock]

Basically grand prix

[stuck agate]

Smh, give me my Shockwave

[grand flame]

CorkyGM#1014 has been warned

Reason: Using banned reaction

Данил Истратов#8574 has been warned

Reason: Using banned reaction

[robust quarry]

Feuerrm is an Asphalt 8&9 content creator so he is counted as A9 meme hehe

[alpine hawk]

Why I love asphalt 9:

[urban tundra]

me too, I like this game a lot

[stuck agate]

Game of Thrones

[silk vine]

nice car cheyenne

[tidal rain]

OC

[halcyon lodge]

Vittese.exe

[alpine hawk]

Both are great

[golden spire]

When you sandbag in gp

[stray gate]

Interesting

Credits: Pickle

[grand flame]

A.9.U.F™ ネバーギブアップ#7502 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[grand flame]

Yuutaro#7928 has been warned

Reason: not a A9 related :CatStare:

[crimson osprey]

Wait whoose do i fight? Alien lap xD

[wind field]

Am I a joke to you??

[novel bay]

me driving in asphalt 9

[stuck agate]

driving in asphalt 9 multiplayer

[tall yoke]

Never going to happen, but you get it

[uneven dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864538471896317973/877811188099063849/balloon.png

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/502970338750234642/877771430182416404/image0-5.png

[dawn crag]

True fact checked

[halcyon lodge]

Ofc lancer won

[pearl siren]

You got the whole squad laughing. 😐

[young nimbus]

Totally not me 🙃

[austere dock]

Me as f2p player
But venom needs lp

[elfin robin]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the zeroundo was next

[grand flame]

RDJ#1208 has been warned

Reason: Using banned reaction

[primal sail]

Majority of LP players: *failed to unlock F5 due to paywalls

F2P players:

[tall yoke]

fixed

[stuck agate]

next season leak

[austere dock]

Old kings vs Venom F5

[stuck agate]

Mp2 be like:

[round fable]

More like this

[severe tapir]

CTTO

[robust quarry]

Basically Asphalt Jungle

[glossy snow]

That's why I didn't get LL with a lvl 14 garage 😔

[white sequoia]

You can’t run from your mistakes GL!

[stuck agate]

GL : ** we want this game to be fair **
also GL :

[primal sail]

Remember this guy? (First photo)
This is him now (second photo)

Feel old yet?

[austere dock]

Me with no 911 GT3 RS for Epic Grand Prix

[stuck agate]

Am I the only one that finds this funny?

[austere dock]

When Burst of speed comes backs in 20 months

[primal sail]

A9 newbies be like

[knotty nacelle]

MP2 right now:

[silk vine]

birthday present from gameloft

[stuck agate]

Legit concern right now.

[stuck agate]

When Audi cars in A9?

[tribal meteor]

Thank you very much Gameloft

[ancient iris]

i steal

[novel void]

The true champion

[stuck agate]

Stop bullying GS. GS lives matter.

[knotty nacelle]

When you play Asphalt Jungle

[oak root]

Not OC

[knotty nacelle]

Therapist: Hura-chan isn't real. She can't hurt you

Hura-chan:

[serene gorge]

I hate this

[orchid coyote]

Credits to flamehead for the meme

[peak musk]

But when the gs 360s

[stuck agate]

Numbers: It's Showtime

[golden spire]

noobs be like

[austere dock]

Noobs be like 2

[heady crag]

Ay bro watch yo jet

[brave mirage]

SSC thrust says Hi

[sharp harbor]

Dark Mode pic is collected

[stuck agate]

They're always watching

[stuck agate]

No more free corvette :C

[robust quarry]

If you know, You know.

[urban tundra]

Guess the odd one Part 2

[pulsar viper]

||cryloft||

[hearty shuttle]

Me too

[silk vine]

i hate cops

[ancient stone]

MP match system on switch be like

[robust quarry]

People who just enjoy playing A9 and not complaining about anything be like:

[tall yoke]

Fixed.

[green mason]

me: needs 2 blueprints more for the ford shelby
a9: gives me blueprints for the chevrolet camaro no
me:

[foggy jolt]

noob players thinking, they can full-finish lvn grand prix:
||i'm talking about the lvn hunt, that was of the hardest events in a9 history bruh-||

[knotty nacelle]

Calm down, son. It's just a drawing.

[crimson osprey]

Newbie first time play asphalt jungle: Wait with who am i racing? It is literally nobody there

[heady sky]

My first meme :v

[shy basin]

gl be like:

[heady sky]

Rip my potato phone :v

[dark zephyr]

/late but

[heady vapor]

I bring.
The Top Speed Men

[uneven rune]

True

[stuck agate]

We all know that the A9 community is toxic

[heady sky]

Whale version

[pulsar viper]

Every dirty players that has skill issue in the slipstream mp2 be like:

[urban tundra]

True

[alpine hawk]

Nani? Airplane dorifto

[eager solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/168082128876208128/880312610359234610/unknown.png a9 ppl who have connection issues be like

[bleak haven]

[foggy jolt]

literally divo in a nutshell

[urban tundra]

Gl Hq

[silent oriole]

Hmmm...

[brisk geode]

I was years old when knowing this.

[bleak haven]

Asphalt 9 Easter Eggs

[alpine hawk]

Top mystery in car history:
What is under the hood of THIS THING?

[stuck agate]

I feel sadistic doing this online

[robust quarry]

“I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that”

[novel void]

Repost cuz why not

[alpine hawk]

Everyone like to knockdown anyone in front of them in mp

[stuck agate]

I swear they look similar

[fossil sphinx]

The perfect time doesn't exi-

[solemn ridge]

Auckland Issues....

[stuck agate]

Hennessey Venom F5 in a Nutshell

[round fable]

Welcome to Heatwave Season 2

[knotty nacelle]

GRRRRR!!!!!

[stuck agate]

A9 security cars be like:

[golden spire]

SC20 is 2 ranks higher than F8

[sweet orbit]

what i think about the handling of the ds e-tense

[burnt spoke]

Congratulations on making us reach 1 mil-.. oh wait

[robust quarry]

They didn’t made the challenge about Gameloft YT channel, They made the challenge about this channel because it has a lot of subscribers than Gameloft YT channel

[sharp harbor]

But Then You realise you check Gameloft YT instead Asphalt

[silk vine]

gameloft:who gonna trade 50 tokens for 50 tokens

[brisk geode]

This is the what known to be the 'True Pain'

[shy basin]

This is known as once in a blue moon 🤣

[tired heron]

True panic is here

[silk vine]

wait a minute

[knotty nacelle]

Let's go!
AUCKLAND!!

FYI: Koenigsegg made in Sweden

[light mountain]

And the A9 aliens are (mostly) GONE

[austere dock]

Me: I don't feel so good

[golden spire]

back to school in a nutshell

[sharp briar]

We are brothers

[knotty nacelle]

LP holders after hearing that Legend Hunt will come (sorry for late post and bad editing)

[silent oriole]

P A I N (Not from me btw)

[cosmic carbon]

Normal Venom Physics...

[sage sage]

Players: where a9 on xbox?
Gl:

[robust quarry]

MP lineup in a nutshell

[dim bolt]

Bad meme

[stuck agate]

It's true, ya know

[lusty flicker]

I quickly made a meme based on the Xbox port

[bleak haven]

Giveaways in a nutshell

[stuck agate]

There's no point quitting the race.

[robust quarry]

In A9

[primal pivot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468816497624743957/869435560442355732/GIF-210724_164731.gif

[autumn blaze]

when d class 1 star is faster than a class

[fossil sphinx]

When you trash gs in Auckland:

[austere dock]

Ded.

[timid tartan]

in Himalaya map
my first meme

[golden spire]

Veyron got unfair treatment in a9, just like divo

[autumn blaze]

when d class 1 star is faster than a golden maxed a class

[agile meadow]

not a meme but its still funny (yes this is my game dont ask me how i got here)

[timid tartan]

i dont have to comment

[brisk geode]

Sometimes....

[brisk geode]

MEET the KNOCKDOWN MASTER

[dusky torrent]

Hennessy venom f5's exhaust looking different today😂

[naive terrace]

Every time 🙃

[ruby rover]

Woo approve

[brisk moon]

I wonder if asphalt 9 is going to make it to the ps4 and ps5 🤔

[stuck agate]

A core memory

[austere dock]

Me when I wreck into a wall by accident in A9 mp

[crimson osprey]

Venom F5: Huik huik

[autumn blaze]

Me: is out from the track by 1 pixel
Asphalt 9:

[stuck agate]

They're Kind and Greedy

[stuck agate]

The drift kings.

[stuck agate]

The drift kings of Asphalt 9.
(Fixed)

[urban tundra]

Gl did it again

[knotty nacelle]

MP2 nowadays:

[sage sage]

"We do a little trolling"

[timid tartan]

A9 physics

[small sail]

?

[amber plank]

[elfin robin]

@urban tundra

[grand flame]

novad#2468 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[round fable]

Also the hackers who are sweating:

[south tulip]

awa de uwu

[autumn blaze]

king lancer

[signal inlet]

Broken physics

[maiden shore]

the fake ferrari

[grizzled snow]

:vvvvv

[stuck agate]

Ez

[knotty nacelle]

When you found glitch in Auckland (Ford GT MK II Key Hunt)

[austere dock]

Rip

[golden spire]

this poll was made before f5 appeared

[solemn ridge]

repost zoomed

[stuck agate]

A9 Quitters rise up

[twilit pawn]

Bruh

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/565454075270004746/884280548850278420/Mematic_20210906_090501.jpg don't mind my noob editing skills

[rocky dust]

Gameloft at it again

[light mountain]

Everyone in multiplayer when someone 360s someone else

[radiant dragon]

to all the new players of a9

[radiant dragon]

well i bet now everyone knows this

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/504803848985247744/884376599057805352/received_3453785754850707.jpeg not by me

[glossy snow]

The F5 is the new speed king and physics king

[tribal meteor]

Venom F5 event summary:

[tall yoke]

I totally have lots of fun getting physics'd, being disconnected from the servers, overspinning and then wrecking, and lastly, having to pay thousands of dollars for a virtual car. 11/10.

[brisk geode]

100 x MOYAI for the next meme

[dusky torrent]

Great paint job for mk 2 gameloft 😂 Feuerrm's gonna love this!!!!!!!

[silk vine]

when a9 player use orange nitro in real life

[robust quarry]

Please Do Not The Cat.

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/839000361733193748/884661299752079490/Screenshot_20210907-004421_Discord.jpg amogus

[primal pivot]

mclaren sustail

[young nimbus]

And then there’s you
Failing every floaty you try

[round fable]

Or these guys left out

[grand flame]

the [GD] wave part was awesome#8989 has been warned

Reason: no conversation here only memes

Not_Tremors#0425 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[novel void]

photography edit intensifies

[heady crag]

if you know, you know

[silent oriole]

I don't know if this uploaded in here yet but oh well

[grand flame]

Jugal#8150 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[grand flame]

DriverA8#3353 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

A.9.U.F™ ネバーギブアップ#7502 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[bleak haven]

[pearl siren]

Clearly, you aren't. 😐

[glossy snow]

To be continued

[primal pivot]

you forgor about the nitro

[robust quarry]

Almost

[brisk geode]

This why Hitler is angry. He went crazy when trying to install Aspahlt 9

[brisk geode]

Happy Nightmares Tonight !!!!

[autumn blaze]

to people who say lancer is king

[fossil sphinx]

Everytime I pick a car but F5
A9:

[vivid echo]

But what if you finished in...

[stuck agate]

@robust quarry sorry its because im new at this server and i don't know If is a repost

[grand flame]

Sandas Sathsindu#6327 has been warned

Reason: repost+bypass through image

[stuck agate]

in some cases, yes. some cases, no

[stuck agate]

its just a meme ok?

[silent oriole]

Ara ara UERK-kun

[round fable]

I tried, ignore the obvious flaws here

[crystal fog]

Based on a true story

[silent oriole]

I'm in Elite now. Great

[grand flame]

A.9.U.F™ ネバーギブアップ#4482 has been warned

Reason: irrelevant meme

[knotty nacelle]

Sorry for cringy

[knotty nacelle]

MP lobby in a nutshell

[crimson osprey]

the true king and the cursed one to drive with.

[eager solar]

By me

Yeetko bae

[jade ridge]

took 10 mins to find lol

[grand flame]

sp00kyBMO#2259 has been warned

Reason: bypass through image

[fossil sphinx]

In a few hours

[stuck agate]

Facts right here

[silk vine]

chaos in multiplayer

[brisk geode]

What the hell happened

[glossy snow]

Ghost slipstream is back... ZL1 is dead again

[crystal fog]

Relatable

[austere dock]

me

[grand flame]

𝐌ax from Discord Tech Support#5181 has been warned

Reason: conversations are on #🏎・general

Ziad_A9#5194 has been warned

Reason: conversation are on #🏎・general

[golden spire]

rip 69 cars

[stuck agate]

Gameloft at it again!

[silent whale]

POV : U are f2p and dont get any of them

[sharp harbor]

But then you realise there is again 6 and 9. Just need little edit

[novel void]

I already have one in a8

[stuck agate]

😂😂😂😭

[stuck agate]

Whats happened?🤔

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/504803848985247744/888067031402954822/FB_IMG_1631802042549.jpg

[golden spire]

gl logic= aspark > jesko

[radiant dragon]

when GL gets confused on which car is which

[round fable]

Ignore that poor background

[austere dock]

That one ramp in cliffhanger

[south vortex]

Or that the lambo looks like a ferrari

[knotty nacelle]

When you have 5 ⭐ Huracan Evo Spyder

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/866994469144100874/1626777937706.jpg

[knotty nacelle]

This pic is not mine

[cursive geode]

Every touchdrive player in A9

[crystal fog]

Relatable

[timid tartan]

they already know we wants this car

[austere dock]

Asphalt 9 VS Reality

[ashen wharf]

Types of people in slipstream 1st Place low budget fast boi 2~6th : forgets it’s it’s slipstream 7th : forgets he is in a higher league

[jolly swan]

edit: this is not a repost, i made this on my own computer, and if it is, i did not see it before

[primal pivot]

dont deny it

[glass cloud]

Nobody:

Class D Kings:

[novel void]

Newbies: yayyyy

[stuck agate]

I'm not crying, you are.

||Rip extra tokens||

[knotty nacelle]

DS3 PTSD

[brisk geode]

Thug Lancer

[pearl siren]

😐

[dim dome]

Tonoight on Bottom gear

[glass cloud]

A9 aliens be like

[silent oriole]

Angry Foorum

[cursive geode]

Every stat is important

[grand flame]

Eren Jeager#7324 has been warned

Reason: bypass through link

[round fable]

Is the H2 speed even Electric?

[glossy snow]

For me it's like that lol

[sage sage]

Rip in peace for Alex

[novel void]

Whales when the patch notes is out

[stuck agate]

When you realize that you can do punchies on high handling cars
Aliens:

[tall yoke]

uh

[pearl siren]

Sorry fellas…

[pearl siren]

Here’s why it looks 'weird':

[crystal fog]

If the drop rates are gonna be good then multiplayer is gonna be swarmed with maxed taycans

[crystal fog]

Me steal

[austere dock]

The kid friendly version

[silk vine]

lamborghi cops

[still panther]

I made this a long time ago but it's still kinda relevant XD (Why are u guys saying its stolen bruhhh I made this by myself)

[robust quarry]

Let’s see if you can understand this meme

[sharp briar]

Anyway

[radiant dragon]

when apple loves a9

[half valve]

Gameloft : releases Electric Season
Everyone after seeing great TreZor drops :

[haughty current]

Blinding Lights intensifies

[radiant dragon]

whales be like

[arctic delta]

Is this a joke?

[ancient iris]

"boys will never feel emotions or true sad pain"
reality for me : 😐

[timid tartan]

do this car replace credit reward after the race with tokins?

[sharp harbor]

I still can't cross RP lvl 90.

[supple summit]

Hennesey Venom: has better top speed
Jesko:

[silent oriole]

Enjoy this bad meme I guess

[autumn blaze]

That one track on rome's start in multiplayer be like

[stuck agate]

Based on true events

[sharp harbor]

Then You realise its a common issue for Windows. Age has nothing to do there

[half valve]

then u realise ur playing on Android

[rigid oriole]

Mclaren senna of lego is slow bc is a lego and the legos are slow

[austere dock]

Goodbye Jesko

[rigid oriole]

Venom killer

[silent oriole]

How dare you stole my memes

[crystal fog]

h

[stuck agate]

The Speed

[round fable]

Pls ignore that obvious flaw

[stuck agate]

Heavenly

[bleak haven]

When ur 1 day late to Claim milestones

[austere dock]

That one bug, in the Renault card packs

[golden spire]

unfortunately it doesn't

[stuck agate]

Yes to Jesko Chan

[knotty nacelle]

Finally

[ashen wharf]

It’s stats aren’t right

[grand flame]

enot rellik#1742 has been warned

Reason: racist joke+not asphalt 9 related

enot rellik#1742 has been warned

Reason: bypass using emotes

[glass cloud]

Speed limit in A9!?...

[crystal fog]

Free win

[tall yoke]

Does this belongs here?

[shut saffron]

Patch notes of Drive Syndicate 4 be like:
also, pls dont take it seriously its just a inspect element

[urban tundra]

asphalt 9 review by someone

[radiant dragon]

That might be a review in 2018 which he wrote in 2021 RIP we all wanna go back to 2018 to become whales and get precious tokens

[sharp briar]

Excuse me what?

[wild copper]

exscuse me whаt nice bug

[tender rock]

meme speedrun

[light mountain]

w h a t

[sharp briar]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grand flame]

Sussy Danny#6718 has been warned

Reason: not Asphalt related+bypass through image

[radiant dragon]

will try to post memes everyday 😋

[radiant dragon]

thx others for giving me the cheater board as i cant open my game cuz exams

[austere dock]

P2w events

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829513315293986867/892425426796965928/4k3jy4.png

[silent oriole]

Should have used this picture instaed

[sharp briar]

Atleast it’s not full of garbage

[stuck agate]

Stolen

[brisk geode]

Mocking = 100

[silent oriole]

L E G O

[brave mirage]

King Lancer !!

[radiant dragon]

kinda off-topic, but can relate to this channel

[radiant dragon]

all praise sprout for the first meme uses search option

[crystal fog]

Disappointed 100

[austere dock]

its ok jesko

[fossil sphinx]

First moyai of the channel

[silent oriole]

Something's wrong. I can feel it

[stuck agate]

RIP me

[glass cloud]

Sussy Asphalt 89

[south tulip]

to the ones who are posting that aaaaaaa meme

[rigid oriole]

Lamborghini Taycan ?

[stuck agate]

The sad story of @daring lagoon (give it some time to load)

[silent oriole]

By @pearl siren and @stuck agate

[halcyon lodge]

● _ ●

[stuck agate]

Normal Day in A9 MP

[halcyon lodge]

😂

[silent oriole]

@dapper crow omega gae

[stuck agate]

He makes it look so easy

[halcyon lodge]

When people in this server tries to find the first meme in this server but you can just click the jump button on the pinned messages

[haughty current]

And being unable to race in Multiplayer

Dont forget that trouble

[grand flame]

luis_diaz0107#4512 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[eager solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/495817677101596694/893297639767035914/FB_IMG_1633049093152.jpg stolen

[knotty nacelle]

When Credit Heist is gone:

[halcyon lodge]

A Late meme to be sure,but a welcome one

[stuck agate]

getting the first meme of the channel

[halcyon lodge]

I meant Classic series, slipstream/ghost is complete opposite.(didnt include venom coz even evo cant stop venom

[winter gull]

police cars be like

[halcyon lodge]

A9 noobs on YT in a nutshell

[arctic delta]

When you realize an electric car need fuel to drive

[silent oriole]

lol
Pic by @south granite

[wild copper]

legend pаss king when😆

[crystal fog]

Probably true
Probably not

[alpine hawk]

Asphalt 9's nickname in Chinese communities:

[alpine hawk]

Or...

[light mountain]

Me when

[radiant dragon]

You posted a meme, but u forgor to put the funny part of it

[brisk moon]

Tickets:

[austere dock]

Where's the driver

[stuck agate]

Noobs saying asphalt 9 isnt ptw

"Thats fake"

[golden spire]

gl needs to fix this

[tribal quartz]

Expectation : Huracan bps reward
Reality : Class A+ until Class S+ packs reward

(Wow, many members don't understand my meme)

[stuck agate]

by necro night

[robust quarry]

Also Venom F5 and Jesko: “No, I don’t think so.”

[grand flame]

NIhas#0924 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[eager solar]

[young nimbus]

Meanwhile me wondering why don’t y’all just wall ride the Nevada corner

[halcyon lodge]

King lancer memers in a nutshell btw i 'was' one of them but i dont want to be a moyai

[wild copper]

uhh new mаp😆

[stuck agate]

Normal Day in mp,s

[minor igloo]

So... guess they finally did it.
Hope Gameloft at least lowers club RP requirements for rewards and general grinding, that's why everyone was using them. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Come on! 6 Million RP for a reward?
#NoP2W

[robust quarry]

Repost

[austere dock]

So Squid Game is popular

[sharp harbor]

A9 Meme Powered by 🗿

[stuck agate]

Just to make a WHOLE LOTA PEOPLE MAD:

[glass cloud]

The world if manual accel existed back in the jungle seasons

[nimble walrus]

Time to make EVERYONE mad

[stuck agate]

"Im so good at drifting I dont drift"

[urban tundra]

Corvette GS Spammers Using td be like:

[robust quarry]

Wake up

[silent oriole]

Huracan:

[silent oriole]

Ok, here's my stupid meme

[halcyon lodge]

Not my meme so credits to whoever who made this(Thought we can also relate)

[dusky torrent]

when u r playing the electric season career but then u realize that u can use hybrid/gasoline cars😂 😂 🤣

[half valve]

nobody :
bouncy cars after a jump :

[grand flame]

CompactRacerBoi#1140 has been warned

Reason: bypass using image

[eager solar]

But then when f5 gets blocked 😅

[distant breach]

Creation done by the boys named
@frail knoll , @stuck agate and me

(Comedy purposes only, so don’t take it serious)

[sage sage]

Sure it does, sure it does

[tropic matrix]

Literally every time you’re facing a player with the f5

[stuck agate]

Volkswagen IDR's drift be like:

[stuck agate]

Sure, Asphalt 9 is trash. But it's our trash.

[sick dew]

unpopular opinion

[silent oriole]

Also you when people ask why are you still bad at this game:

[sick dew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/895467028075388949/895469952570630144/5pj5y2.gif

[willow whale]

New Unleashed Event Leaked!

[eager solar]

@odd lance

[eager solar]

If u both are having such a problem why don't you leave the server or stop seeing this channel
Take a meme like a meme

[knotty nacelle]

The old king before CGS and Huracan spam in MP1

[dreamy solstice]

My first meme, i guess

[static marten]

I completed the name
I'm the greatest player now

[weak heron]

Literally a meme tbh

[tall yoke]

global hunts are a joke compared to switch hunts

[knotty nacelle]

Car hunt tomorrow

[rigid oriole]

Trash Hunt .-.

[timid tartan]

let's see players reactions about the coming hunt...👀

[strong ridge]

I miss my GS so much🥲

[tall yoke]

i havent found the funi yet

[half valve]

i have 1 thing to say to yall who didnt find the funny

[nimble walrus]

💖✨Genocide💖✨

[novel void]

Top speed matters

[grand flame]

lukateli#7583 has been warned

Reason: offensive

[grand flame]

mazen, you can't use that.

[grand flame]

™|刀ﾑｲんﾑ刀#4969 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Piyush#2122 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[weak heron]

Fresh memes everyday

[grand flame]

duckery?, you can't use that.

[stuck agate]

Girls - boys have no feelings..
BOYS-

[stuck agate]

Same here.

[bleak haven]

same here

[rigid oriole]

sorry i am cruel 😈

[stuck agate]

Kind of not really same here

[fossil sphinx]

A few days back: Same here

[austere dock]

Good luck on the razor grand prix

[eager solar]

Rap parody noices in the background

[tall yoke]

when no good garage

[knotty nacelle]

You're not alone, friend

[grand flame]

mazen#1125 has been warned

Reason: spam bot command

Asphaltslasher#0035 has been warned

Reason: spam bot command

legendaditya#0078 has been warned

Reason: spam bot command

[half valve]

ur not alone, comrade

[sage sage]

Do I have to explain why this is a joke?

[alpine hearth]

ur also not alone

[gusty prairie]

its painful

[urban tundra]

All the people who have pain are not single

[humble gale]

hehehehehe

[timid tartan]

ur also not alone

[tall yoke]

how is that kind of photos funny

[wispy sparrow]

arent switch hunts just global hunts from a year ago?

[barren chasm]

literally everyone right now