🗿・memes

[grand flame]

gladiator570 has been warned

Reason: not a meme, keep this chat only for memes, no discussions

[solid sinew]

innocent ahh meme

[vapid cosmos]

Think harder what to buy when you have money

[stuck agate]

As if he's the final boss💀

[inner idol]

dont forget to touch grass

[grand flame]

gsftgsgsgsf has been warned

Reason: not ameme

[paper kayak]

me trying to survive in gauntlet division 5:

[grand flame]

glace0nchai. has been warned

Reason: not a meme

f14tomcat0878_64211 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

mysticvega has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[inland frost]

Whyyyyyyy?! 😭

[onyx minnow]

Bruh

[nocturne thistle]

its the other way around..

[silk magnet]

lykan neon edition at 3272 rank:

[rain mountain]

-20 moment

||(Also, MC20 GT2 is fixed now so there is no need for concern for that)||

[languid storm]

[analog vector]

The reaction of the guy who had 30k clash tokens spending half of tokens bc he couldn't get jesko key seeing GL giving 1k+ tokens after he did it:

[pearl star]

Last meme before I go to sleep

[grand flame]

f14tomcat0878_64211 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[pearl star]

I’m awake

[topaz nest]

Still mad about the injustice done to Chiron 300+

[magic seal]

[topaz nest]

Stop scamming me and give the goddamn Chiron PS EIP’s

[onyx minnow]

Yeah it's from the pizza in ur oven

[onyx minnow]

Me when I get nailed by an electric car in ALU

[royal thunder]

new collab leaked

[grand flame]

jonathas0110 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[analog vector]

Vanda/toxic drivers after you stayed on his side with a distance of 10 meters

[onyx minnow]

Me driving the Camaro the 112th time of failing the escape race

[languid storm]

Me after maxing my buggati pursport from spotlight...
(Next agera 😭)

[thin flax]

[silk magnet]

370z neon edition:

[nocturne finch]

When you made a bad timing in gauntlet and the sweats sees it:

[autumn flower]

Everyone after eggstravaganza event:

[vernal nexus]

Gasp

[modern junco]

When GL discovers a glitch that makes them lose money

[void bobcat]

In reality:

[thin flax]

My experience:

[hard scaffold]

N Vision after the slightest bump ever

[granite heron]

Huracanda most of the time when I try KD'ing them:

[plush musk]

is it really worth it? (should be the other way around but im bad at editing apparently)

[onyx minnow]

Me making sure I KO'd the Vanda Electric

[feral bolt]

Ahhh so this is why its tagged as a flying game

[onyx minnow]

Me trying to see what car is in front of me in Shanghai

[grand flame]

frickinfloren has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage via image

[harsh timber]

#1139169751806005349 material

[jagged summit]

Just a weird feeling I have atm
If someone at GL sees this PLEASE prove me wrong

[stuck agate]

leaks for vanda buff

[inland frost]

GL: Is this a suggestion or a criticism?

[round fable]

I love gold 2

[plush musk]

Me: I'm financially responsible!
Also me:

[nocturne thistle]

Remember when we pretended this as a supra

[stuck agate]

VANDA in spotlight🗣️🔥🔥🔥(due to bypass reactions i deleted the leaf one and i hope there will be no bypass reactions in alu again)

[grand flame]

gladiator570 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[junior sundial]

When other mp1 player wrecked vs when i wrecked in mp1

[inner idol]

mp classic core

[grand flame]

gladiator570 has been warned

Reason: Off topic, not a meme.

f14tomcat0878_64211 has been warned

Reason: Off topic

francoredbird has been warned

Reason: Off topic

vdruid50 has been warned

Reason: Off topic

[sour flame]

What I got from the Seoul festival packs that had the Lambo and Ferrari keys

[onyx minnow]

Every wreck I see from the Lego Corvette

[grand flame]

mustangpro5377 has been warned

Reason: don't post ai prompts

[exotic warren]

I fear for my life when I see a shockwaving car right behind me

[slim belfry]

I don't know how this will be useful in gameplay but I swear I shall protect him with my life

[analog vector]

Nissan 370s neon reaction

[edgy wave]

There is no third option

[dapper summit]

i was really excited for spotlight tommorw gameloft

[onyx minnow]

When you steal something from the store with no code tag on it

[safe meadow]

thanks to Spotlight, I got sent to:

[loud mural]

Spot light is delayed

[brazen river]

[grand flame]

akito_tanaka6157 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate

[hidden adder]

World's biggest whale: Snuffo "El Panales" Whaleson has been captured by Asphalt Security after Drive Syndicate 11 🥀

[grand flame]

simppogger7500 has been warned

Reason: Off topic

[nocturne finch]

When that one pro player find you made a worse time in gauntlet as whole (You in division 5 and you abouta be farmed crazy)

[zinc venture]

My brain when watching a random tip n trick video:

[urban bone]

Mp2 be like

[finite storm]

Rip Spotlight event.

[grand flame]

kaschmirschalen001 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[novel void]

Us after read the agera rs spotlight changes in #🔥・hot-topics

[analog vector]

Some people after the spotlight “nerf” (still free to play and easy event)

[wispy sparrow]

Toyota.

[manic spade]

The kids in ALU discord server when they see a slightest nerf in the balance change (they can still get the cars maxed):

[untold kettle]

Just a meme

[grand flame]

unknown0209 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[novel void]

My 2* tutu will be smoked in ghost ss mp2 if more people unlocked devel

[hidden adder]

Speed Festival Spotlight Memorial (be ready for drama next 10 days(thank you spotlight ))

[narrow spoke]

Waiting time to buy blueprints

[grand flame]

johannesburg_n1 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[viscid crag]

Posted it again award

[vernal geyser]

jesko --> devel 👍

[grand flame]

f14tomcat0878_64211 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[solid sinew]

Top tier event balancing
||ignore Figma elements selection||

[onyx minnow]

Police car wreckage in ALU be like:

[onyx minnow]

Every ALU player with music on in the background while racing

[pure steppe]

Lightning flashbang

[rain mountain]

Peak hitbox

[junior fulcrum]

grinch car

[potent current]

erm actually I can't star up my cars anytime soon

[serene canyon]

When you mix Vanda Electrics Dendrobium and 360 spammers
ALU multiplayer be like:

[winged otter]

“Yeah bro, I crashed out because I was a pixel off the music note”

[onyx slate]

How people react when speed festival (they are still getting them free cars)

[jagged summit]

All of them have expired btw

[junior fulcrum]

i just want the Agera RS, is that much to ask? waits for the refresh

[grand flame]

geoplexrobloxofficial has been warned

Reason: not a meme

glace0nchai. has been warned

Reason: Bypassing text perms to chat in a meme channel+ not a meme

.ray5 has been warned

Reason: not chatting here , not a meme

[junior fulcrum]

see? even 1 silverback gorilla can beat all Vanda Drivers

[manic spade]

Me when I look at the International Family event and there is no VIP points in it

[pulsar smelt]

My reaction:

[winged otter]

“Asphalt physics is not broken”

The physics:

[onyx minnow]

1st: what kids thought ALU was going to put in the garage 2nd: what ALU actually put in...

[autumn flower]

Stock Devel Sixteen

[honest hound]

When since ALU became a Pilot Sim 🙏

[stuck agate]

omg guys i just got the lego senna gtr is it good👽

[edgy wave]

Hehe is no longer posting “caption this”, so, I’ll do it instead
Caption this, would you?

[inland frost]

real or fake? 🦛

[solid sinew]

can't wait for it 😍

[junior fulcrum]

dont worry guys, i have spare keys for the Lego Technic Mclaren Senna GTR

[onyx minnow]

No key...

[low wren]

In regards to recent events 🥀

[urban bone]

Me every mp season

[onyx minnow]

Ferrari F40 taking after a Mazda Miata?!?!

[edgy wave]

People who spam :

[slender wasp]

Ik I have done this before but here's the better version

[bronze hound]

Pov when you are broke to buy supercars irl, You land in these games

[grand flame]

ramsfalcon has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[onyx minnow]

Look at these beautiful couple! oh wait a minute...

[grand flame]

restingengineer45296_42430 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[edgy wave]

No one notice this, obviously

[onyx minnow]

now you see me! now you don't

[autumn flower]

We want bugatti tourbillón in the game!

Gameloft: is in the game.

The Bugatti Tourbillón

[stuck agate]

Never forget your spammer roots

[grand flame]

_gaurav_ has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[grand flame]

mrsir789 has been warned

Reason: not ameme

edmund_nish has been warned

Reason: not a meme

akito_tanaka6157 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[serene canyon]

When you maxed out the Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut but you got defeated by a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo at stock

[rain mountain]

ppl when something big (for the worse) happens in game:

||ganked by vandas be like||

[serene canyon]

If the Vanda Eletrics Dendrobium was a real person, happy with all its fame
Me be like:
P.S- Thought it was cool so I made it using ai

[faint kraken]

POV you realise that the Speed Festival is over before you unlocked the Koenigsegg (my first meme, so it's bad ik)

[manic spade]

When the ALU creators post their GP references with 1* oc/ 2* and their times are the same as the times you got as 5* oc

[zinc venture]

GL history in just 1 picture:

[mossy pasture]

On my way to find RDC killerspec

[grand flame]

cargodan5000 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[grand flame]

cargodan5000 has been warned

Reason: Bypassing Swear filter via reactions

onekid.io has been warned

Reason: Bypassing swear filter via reactions

[worldly spire]

RDC_Killspec is a member of my club of which I am the leader (PD: retro meme)

[hard scaffold]

collab when??

[zinc venture]

Really

[pearl star]

@frosty torrent and everyone else who suffered in gauntlet on this track
This meme is for y’all to explain your pain

[vernal geyser]

"Bro just get the car from the legend store"
my legend store:

[void fiber]

Congratulations! You’ve recieved this reward:

[low wren]

"VANDA"
Light what are you-
"CLASSIC MP1"
Light that's not how that works-
"TRANSACTION"

[autumn flower]

Upcoming Asphalt Unite collab:

[zinc venture]

Me after 32700102163264128 hours of grinding when going to touch some grass:

[jolly pulsar]

If you don't about sonic with whom gameloft has collaborated with, here's sneak peak to our collaborating partner.

Hope the collaboration be as beautiful as it is😊😊

[royal thunder]

Leaked screenshots of the upcoming update

[peak hollow]

You've heard of Devil May Cry, now get ready for

[low wren]

How whales feel after maxing out a car knowing that it won't be relevant for the next 5 years (It will never be)

[void bobcat]

Me when

[grand flame]

bihapus has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[stray meadow]

"AMG ONE will be a GP car"

[autumn flower]

Supra Kids when the new GR Supra Sport Concept is class D and not class S:

[junior fulcrum]

asphalt legends unite x mario kart when?

[onyx minnow]

Me when I get my prizes from grand prix and not getting the key from the key possible packs

[jagged summit]

Place your bets

[inland frost]

"hey man, play ALU it's peak"
the peak = trickshot 😎

[weak scaffold]

Kinda outdated since huracan decal was free long ago, but I found this image and decided to make it

[grand flame]

4lt1ma73al13n7 has been warned

Reason: off topic

[junior fulcrum]

me as an employee for Gameloft trying not to be late on my first job

[grand flame]

4lt1ma73al13n7 has been warned

Reason: where's the meme?

[kind reef]

teorema

[inner idol]

cc850 one make race

[novel void]

Me after defeated 1* devels in 3 races a row with 2* Tuatara (mp2 ghost ss)

[stray meadow]

MP2 in a week's time being full of Sonic decal Ultimate Aeros

[shrewd leaf]

first time using kdenlive to make funnies

[gilded remnant]

rip 105x overclock chips 💔🥀

[frosty torrent]

sonic after he found out about the asphalt collab

[void fiber]

POV: You still graduate even tho you played more ALU than studying and focusing in class:

[grand flame]

sam_kt_747 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[inland frost]

which one of the two should I look at? 👁️

[grand flame]

4lt1ma73al13n7 has been warned

Reason: off topic + bypass

[pearl star]

Sonic’s advice to alu players

[graceful temple]

I don't think I'm ready for late June SH yet

[open nymph]

[zinc venture]

I have the money

[vapid cosmos]

please add more venom 😭

[grand flame]

restingengineer45296_42430 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

restingengineer45296_42430 has been warned

Reason: stop misusing channel

[white fox]

live teorema gameplay

[patent stream]

This update...

[dapper summit]

Gameloft adapting 🥀

[grand flame]

remyeb110 has been banned for 4 weeks

Reason: NSFW

Banned until · Jun 25, 2025, 8:38 PM

[junior fulcrum]

im already at 5th stage of grief, acceptance

[grand flame]

darknezz_san. has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[stuck arrow]

He’s made it to asphalt 💔

[analog vector]

GL after seeing the community loving something that they put in alu (they gonna make it worse)

[vestal marsh]

Pinnacle of Greed Season
Credit: u/light7me from Reddit

[pure steppe]

Puritalia Berlinetta in its natural habitat

[onyx minnow]

Me when the screen turns dark on my phone when I'm in a bright room

[royal thunder]

riyal

[daring spindle]

When you instantly forget the conditions of an event as soon as you start the race.

[ancient river]

Collector Mode On Spotlight Event Pretty Summed Up

[junior fulcrum]

😒 me to those who got hyundai n vision 74 from codes that are too impossible to redeem

[grand flame]

slammin9848 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[zinc venture]

GL when players want free Event decals:

[jagged summit]

My only guess as to why the Spotlight Pass is so expensive rn

[cinder vessel]

along with bolide and trion

[grand flame]

akito_tanaka6157 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[grand flame]

4lt1ma73al13n7 has been warned

Reason: Off topic

[inland frost]

Porsche Targa 4S

[onyx minnow]

Who can relate

[worldly spire]

Retro meme👀

[grand flame]

superethanol10 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[sleek olive]

"yes, I do have the sonic emote"
The sonic emote:

[stuck agate]

Noobs using max free try cars thinking about me using a worse car but better skill

[novel void]

🥀

[stuck agate]

Me hating that annoying car in ALU but still drives it
The annoying car:

[grand lagoon]

.

[unkempt comet]

In regards to the spotlight event

[junior fulcrum]

that one ring you forgot to collect at Carribean

[weary hearth]

me when knockdowns are enabled.

[rancid relic]

GL's plan for next season
After this season nothing will surprise me...

[analog sun]

Holy spam lobby 😭🙏

[weary hearth]

simple meme tbh

[analog vector]

When you make a sandwich kd on someone and he reacts with rice emoji in multiplayer

[trim current]

My first meme here

[weary hearth]

predicting the future

[topaz nest]

Inconsistency

[trim cape]

3 years of work

[sterile coral]

When the wreck is soo legendary that you look at the screen like this
" There's nothing we can do"

[cinder vessel]

when u have maxxed support cars

[stray meadow]

When you're in MP classic and you're the only one with the new car (you're gonna die 20.001 seconds later)

[weary hearth]

if you're in near EST

[void bobcat]

We'll get there. Eventually

[stark umbra]

[grand flame]

stylish_raccoon_82922 has been banned for 1 week

Reason: NSFW

Banned until · Jun 15, 2025, 1:23 PM

[tawny hound]

the season after that

[stray meadow]

Cheese.

[grand flame]

balls89177 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[grand flame]

balls89177 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[valid estuary]

Regarding the recent trend I have seen lately

[plain bluff]

Me when gameloft give free cars but it's from old patch

[rapid herald]

sonic promoting p2w

[silent niche]

reupload coz old one was confusing

[novel void]

What if

[serene canyon]

It is true(sry for my writing)

[nocturne finch]

No one:

Gameloft the next day:

[void fiber]

When playing ALU all night takes a toll on your sleep schedule: (She went to sleep at 7:30 but didn’t wake up until 4:30 in the afternoon the next day)

[stray meadow]

Finishing 2nd in MP2

[grand flame]

feuze27 has been banned for 3 days

Reason: bypassing mute

Banned until · Jun 15, 2025, 6:33 AM

[grand flame]

djjmxtrix has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[languid kestrel]

extraordinary sale

[quaint ibex]

Identical Porsches

[novel void]

Nitro pollution but a lil better

[valid estuary]

Green streak

[grand flame]

armnawaphatth16 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate meme

fordgt135 has been warned

Reason: bypass in image

[grand flame]

reincarnation777 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

redhead97 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

f14tomcat0878_64211 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[light canyon]

image leaks of the next spotlight
(my first meme ik its bad)

[round copper]

where are the x10 x12 x20 ads ?

[languid storm]

[languid storm]

Good MP1 will be fine for me..

[sour snow]

GL when the question is making a good update:
GL when the question is making bugs and poor optimization:

[grand flame]

cheah.0425 has been warned

Reason: not a meme + bypass in image

[grand flame]

_sigma_male_ has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[jagged summit]

honestly it's more like

[grand flame]

superethanol10 has been banned for 1 week

Reason: Misusing channel

Banned until · Jun 25, 2025, 12:43 PM

murasaki.0000 has been banned for 1 week

Reason: Misusing channe;

Banned until · Jun 25, 2025, 12:43 PM

nelizzunite has been banned for 1 week

Reason: Misusing Channel

Banned until · Jun 25, 2025, 12:43 PM

[serene canyon]

Me carefully listening to the Songs in the Sonic Spotlight Event to find out what all songs are nice(I did not watch the Sonic the Hedgehog movies)😂

[round fable]

a fate worse than death

[grand flame]

xxrockerxx0267 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

explosive_cow has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

nopoku406akagoldbomber has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[light canyon]

how i feel after some huracan tried to 360* kd me but my trash wifi saved me
(im bad at making memes and i know it)

[grand flame]

umakanta1921 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[fickle mesa]

Me when Vandas

[gilded remnant]

This must be Bob's doing

[split grove]

ALU Devs when they discover an event condition is broken (again)!

[ripe sparrow]

Such troubled souls.....oh dear Vanda mains~
(Sarcasm)

[vernal nexus]

Pako car chase simulator but asphalt

[grand flame]

thatcubingkid has been warned

Reason: swear in meme

xxrockerxx0267 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

eeepc2000 has been warned

Reason: off-topic meme

[grand flame]

restingengineer45296_42430 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[inner idol]

its flexing time 👀

[serene canyon]

ALU if there are no spammed cars(especially Vanda and Huraćan)

[pearl star]

The one dude who couldn’t afford a decal and made it for himself like he bought it

[grand flame]

nopoku406akagoldbomber has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[kind reef]

💺

[slender wasp]

Gameloft should really up the credits available lol

[hidden adder]

as usual

[grand flame]

f1_bingewatcher has been warned

Reason: keep it respectful

[sour snow]

Alu lore

[inner idol]

spotlight pass: may can help you?

[novel void]

Just GL behavior

[trim current]

Rimac Nevera Heart Attack

[ashen trout]

they about to start fighting

[ashen trout]

why

[sterile coral]

Me when free Venom F5

[jagged summit]

This would apply unless you've already unlocked it/are close to unlock

[round fable]

in light of recent events

[exotic warren]

Not even close buddy

[grand flame]

warmachinerox06 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

kurukurumon has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

sjia2s has been warned

Reason: not a meme

akagepard has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[jagged summit]

Absolute W

[sterile coral]

Stage 4 exists

[inner idol]

doing race look like wanna exam...

[grand flame]

rayzor_blade9338 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[bold oyster]

Vanda kids behind their screen after kd:

[mossy pasture]

Me praying gameloft forgets to put star requirements in BOS like the last time:

[analog sun]

Can be my personal experience or yall experience

[valid estuary]

I may or may not have been inspired by the guy above

[inner idol]

skip but u missed 5 stuff in every stages :')))

[ashen trout]

Nobody else see this?

[ivory rover]

[heavy cave]

all 3 6* nevera ta packs having coins vs all 3 6* nevera ta packs having import parts

[empty ether]

POV - when u wish for something good ….
GL- for no reason…
💔

[sterile coral]

When gameloft finally give you a decal

[grand flame]

akito_tanaka6157 has been warned

Reason: Inappropriate reference

[languid snow]

having no tokens in the big 25 🥀

[valid estuary]

Hot take: Resetting to Bronze was the better MP format

[inner idol]

who doesnt want free bugatti from that event 😭

[vapid helm]

my yesterday's MP2 (or MP1) race in Paris went like:

[hidden adder]

how it feels to see Nevera free try on MP2:

[ripe sparrow]

TA Stage 6:

[vernal nexus]

Hyundaimogus

[thin agate]

[stray meadow]

Their other games have this same problem as well

[grand flame]

f14tomcat0878_64211 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[limber badge]

ferrari 296… gtb…?

[nocturne finch]

That one stat carried me at the end

[worldly spire]

Retro meme

[feral bolt]

Wish i could say the same 😭

[junior fulcrum]

cavedivers tryna fit into small spaces be like:

[onyx minnow]

Me trying to finish the last chapter be like:

[hidden adder]

Welcome to Traditional Spotlight post. Now we have most american spotlight ever.
Now, enjoy with early minutes of spotlight

[fickle mesa]

Ppl crying abt spotlight
Meanwhile hehe:

[grand flame]

charcoal2108 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[brave ledge]

Play healthy!

[languid snow]

and then its green streak 💔🥀

[autumn flower]

Stars and stripes Spotlight starts

My brain bringing intrusive thoughts out of nowhere:

[weary ridge]

Some of you can relate

[novel void]

Why 🥀

[heavy cave]

get your 2 venom bps in the spotlight shop now!! (relay packs)

[grand flame]

matrixious has been warned

Reason: misuse of channel

[valid estuary]

What was going through their heads when they decided to add a common and easy to find resource and make it expensive😭

[exotic warren]

Was funnier in my head

[grand flame]

kjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkj has been warned

Reason: not a meme

danil_istratov has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[sour snow]

How the members feels after having PRO™ at club name (they're bellow garage level 10)

[grand flame]

djjmxtrix has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[winged otter]

Alu players debating and arguing on which update was better or not: cough cough refresh nerf

[grand flame]

cargodan5000 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[novel void]

The future ghost ss

[thin agate]

How F5 owners after seeing 4 bps on stock for star up but lack spotlight tokens, then tryna buy with credit and realise you lack a credit

[rancid relic]

• OK MR TRR, you have been hired by the richest company in the world!
• Thank you very much sir 🙂
• Where to send your fat salary?
• Directly to GL!

[narrow widget]

my first meme

[inner idol]

hennessey senna gtr

[valid estuary]

Hennessey Venom F5 < THE GOAT (Lotus Emira)

[junior fulcrum]

just my luck

[inner idol]

and then gave " " emoji

[brave ledge]

I did it 💀

[covert sequoia]

The one time I actually want Tokens -> star tokens, and it decided to give me this 18 times in a row

[brave ledge]

@silent fable
To clarify: Autoplay only opens at VIP level 5 and I'm only at level 2, so don't rush to judgment.

[grand flame]

takinainoue26 has been banned for 3 days

Reason: Racist Meme template

Banned until · Jul 12, 2025, 2:08 PM

[exotic warren]

Very scary

[grand flame]

extremedemon has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[wet orbit]

Hmmst

[grand flame]

gianluca999 has been warned

Reason: giant walls of texts and AI promots are NOT memes

[inner idol]

dont be sad...we have nevera TA 🦛

[grand flame]

cargodan5000 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[vapid helm]

now i do feel really bad for F2P players (even for myself) that expected to have free nevera key from SE

[narrow widget]

(servers were up two mins later 😭)

[torpid cedar]

Your reaction on opponent's car in mp2 ghost slipstream at 4k rank bracket:

[grand flame]

akito_tanaka6157 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[brave ledge]

My imagination sometimes for no reason:

[analog vector]

How the 10 days of f5 spotlight really feels

[hidden adder]

Remember: Eating huracans can give +2 luck and +20-30 content creator skills.

[novel void]

Stock Mistral at 3k rank bracket

[frank vigil]

the whole ALU community praying for the next bos key to be glitched:

[limber badge]

how to scare bwo (best way only):

[hidden adder]

alriiight end of the season is incoming
it was a good season tbh (free venom or neveras etc.)
see you guys until next season's memes

[narrow widget]

zl1 for me

[jagged summit]

(it's Classic MP1 btw)

[brave ledge]

Although there is no drop rate yet.

[brave ledge]

The reason I'm ahead of others:

[brittle sail]

MP2 lobbies this week:

[serene canyon]

Same Same but different
React 💯 if you agree

[thin agate]

Tommorow the spotlight will end
me at 9bps left and waiting 4 f5 bps stock back to back:

[elder verge]

Don’t forget, im Title card

[nocturne finch]

Meanwhile in Buenos Aires or Chicago (If you skilled with 2 star Senna):

[inner idol]

rip and rip 💔

[exotic warren]

Inferno jumpscare

[narrow widget]

instant kd

[onyx minnow]

My honest reaction when I'm surrounded by DS e-tense while I'm using a 3 star Ferrari F50 in mp2

[silk magnet]

roblox asphalt ripoff

[inner idol]

skill is important for use f5

[analog sun]

yes

[narrow widget]

POV: GL fumbles with R390 key (ik im late)

[severe atlas]

random citroen user:

[exotic warren]

Saw the space time continum stuff and thought about this

[jagged summit]

Meanwhile, the staff at San Diego Harbor:

[languid snow]

since alu is speculated to have a rebrand i guess its time we start saying our goodbyes

[silk magnet]

i hope they add back the adrenaline nitro on the anniversary update

[open nymph]

2 months after the sonic crossover too

[novel void]

F2p players after venom spotlight:

[valid estuary]

Players when 15x bp drop

[languid snow]

leaked footage of my tokens next season

[exotic warren]

Unless they begin everybody in bronze league

[ashen trout]

Game name: Speed Storm

[harsh timber]

Context: I golded the P1 with before the patch notes for this season was announced

[heady vapor]

Based on true discord chat event

[lucid forge]

Friend : it's just a weird section , it cannot be that frustrating to do
Meanwhile that section :

[torpid cedar]

Devs hired a good arborist

[serene canyon]

Me listening to ‘Thirty Seconds to Mars’s’ Life is Beautiful since my life ain’t Beautiful

[light canyon]

i might have accidentaly reached 0.0MB/S now

[fickle glen]

(couldn't find a better template)

[vernal geyser]

lancer bps are the last thing i will need

[stuck agate]

My honest reaction when I saw Silver Lightning needs bps and not a key

[exotic warren]

Ah yes

[jagged summit]

Arash Imperium ❌
918 from Temu ✅

[serene canyon]

Big Daddy of Ares S1-
Arash Imperium
(BTW they almost look the same)
(React TRUE if you agree)
This also works I guess @jagged summit

[fickle glen]

Low-end laptop/pc players after new update (absolutely fried)

[sterile coral]

Damn bro I don't have credits, I hope there's nothing good in the legends store
The Legends store:

[torpid cedar]

The tree that inspired developers to recreate:

[shut tulip]

After the style tokens were added

"Mom can we have a 911 GT3 RS?"
"We have a 911 GT3 RS at home"

911 GT3 RS at home :

[onyx minnow]

Honda Civic Type R in U.S. Midwest be like:

[blazing sedge]

MP2 grinding experience

[valid estuary]

Don't ask about the pfp I lost a bet

[stuck agate]

Do 10 pushups every time you get KD’d

[stray meadow]

Stop making my memes accurate

[grand flame]

mirkom_a9 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[shy steppe]

It solos the venom btw

[narrow widget]

esp spamda and huraspam

[slender wasp]

I'm finding this WAY too relatable atm

[torpid cedar]

Go to private lobby if you didn't get it

[grand flame]

vanda_noob has been warned

Reason: not a meme

4lt1ma73al13n7 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

fordgt135 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[inner idol]

asphalt 9 legends 3.0

[inner idol]

"welcome to salty spitoon classic mode"

[grand flame]

.realres. has been warned

Reason: not a meme

enxevity has been warned

Reason: not a meme

akito_tanaka6157 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[valid estuary]

[grand flame]

ez0_monty has been warned

Reason: not a meme

ez0_monty has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[stray meadow]

The Revuelto will win

[grand flame]

realx12 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[onyx minnow]

When your the only one that doesn't temu wifi

[torpid cedar]

Different types of syndicate drivers in team pursuit

[potent pendant]

Don’t ask me how I found this

[novel void]

My imaginary reason why I'm in cheaterboard, I do nothing bad in AL

I guess I'm too skilled when facing noobs and get reported by one of the noob

[hidden adder]

20th anniversary lore

[novel void]

Citroen Survolt unlocked in Asphalt Legends*

Asphalt 6 and 8 veterans:

[mighty tendon]

made by arcadex2

[shell marten]

gameloft cooked😔
fact: ||asphalt urban gt only has a car means it is best car of game too XD||

[sharp lodge]

Gold 2 be like
2% using normal cars:
The other 98% of players:

[empty seal]

Why they did it again?

[grand flame]

colcol1010 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[open nymph]

it happens every time, it's like they do it deliberately
at least i already have the ie at 3*

[zinc venture]

Me keeping top 1 position for more than 30 seconds

[grand flame]

gamingwithharsshiv has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

yungtoastbruh. has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[exotic warren]

Mp2 be like

[zinc venture]

Me somehow maxed all DS cars

[mental talon]

me who just started playing again ( i missed out the venom spotlight)

[limber badge]

“hey, who beat you in gp?”
the guy that beat me:

[halcyon lodge]

[grand flame]

fordgt135 has been warned

Reason: Bypassing swear filter

[novel void]

Everyone else after an mp2 ghost slipstream race

[inner idol]

irony of DS

[grand flame]

cargodan5000 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[ripe sparrow]

Vanda and its mindless zombie bot drivers have destroyed humanity....

[exotic warren]

The perfect asphalt legends way to spend your time ☺️

[valid estuary]

[violet veldt]

GUYS i think i know what this button is for

[grand flame]

nastylizard456. has been warned

Reason: not a meme

99993391 has been warned

Reason: not ameme

[valid estuary]

[grand flame]

f14tomcat0878_64211 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

thedude0869 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

ace02853 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

fc2699 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

geoplexrobloxofficial has been warned

Reason: not a meme

untilted_16._51481 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[manic jewel]

can't find no memes here, have this template try memes with this https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/286646496/Both-Buttons-Pressed

[shell marten]

🫡

[hidden adder]

[valid estuary]

This might be good enough

[slender prawn]

Newcomers will never know…

[grand flame]

space.v.7 has been warned

Reason: meme and car not found

[stray meadow]

....ok

[exotic warren]

yay! Super stressful situations!

[grand flame]

space.v.7 has been warned

Reason: enough with non memes

fc2699 has been warned

Reason: misusing channel

[grand flame]

chole_bhaturee has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

ez0_monty has been warned

Reason: channel misuse

eeepc2000 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

_pigeon69420 has been warned

Reason: trolling

[onyx minnow]

My honest reaction when I've been leading the whole race thru with a 2,144 Dodge Challenger and then getting passed two seconds before the finish by a BMW i8 roadster in Paris

[shell marten]

how to make trap in gauntlet (part 1)
if u didnt understand: ||the guy kept all things at level 0 and made acc. in max which nismo gives 84😔||

[exotic warren]

Peter Griffith and lotus

[onyx minnow]

Everyones car when they hit a jump in alu

[worldly spire]

Old meme👀

[exotic warren]

Well... So um... Vanda with 90 handling stat... Wait isn't that overclock??.. uhhhh... Ummm devel with 560 kmh??...

[grand flame]

untilted_16._51481 has been warned

Reason: bad word usage in pic

[golden lava]

Chiron variants

[vale anvil]

🗿🗿

[covert yacht]

My rating when I play a normal mp game:

[hot drift]

How getting KDed by a Vanda looks like

[exotic warren]

Mp2 be like

[weary hearth]

if you know, you know

[grand flame]

fordgt135 has been banned for 1 day

Reason: continuous misuse of channel despite numerous previous warnings and posts take downs

Banned until · Aug 8, 2025, 10:05 AM

[grand flame]

f14tomcat0878_64211 has been warned

Reason: troll post

[grand flame]

4lt1ma73al13n7 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[rain mountain]

Classic MP1 lore:

[grand flame]

xz3trx191 has been warned

Reason: where is the meme?

[vale anvil]

ERA of Speed

[grand flame]

pineagainagain has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

gumballwatterson0347 has been warned

Reason: not a meme stop posting it over & over

[exotic warren]

All must bow before the weird spaceship car thing

[narrow widget]

what's a kilometer 🦅🇺🇸

[grand flame]

johannesburg_n1 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

restingengineer45296_42430 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

f14tomcat0878_64211 has been banned for 1 day

Reason: trolling and misuse of channel

Banned until · Aug 12, 2025, 8:23 AM

[serene canyon]

Friend 1: I finally got the Arash
Friend 2: Oh really
Sees that it is the AF10
Friend 2 be like:

[grand flame]

darkwingeent has been warned

Reason: misusing channel

[inner idol]

risk of devel wanting

[surreal harness]

5 laps at asphalt

[grand flame]

dragonbks. has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[limber badge]

always keeps happening to me

[near jewel]

another good event ruined

[acoustic basin]

What the jelly 🥀

[fringe summit]

channel's first meme re-uploaded, credits to : imposter :v (yes, I had nothing better to do)

[stray meadow]

Pain

[hidden adder]

when you kd'd by vanda in classic mp

[exotic warren]

Me

[onyx minnow]

Style wise

[lethal maple]

[nocturne finch]

Absolute Cinema 🖐️ 🗿 🖐️

[shell marten]

new season is trash

[grand flame]

abysss5695 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[halcyon lodge]

When you using Chiron and that one section where you gotta wallride comes up

[grand flame]

1084anshu has been warned

Reason: not a meme and learn manners

[grand flame]

derthebigmiddle has been warned

Reason: bypassing swear filter

[grand flame]

zakaihanaki_09769 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[half geode]

Me when Special hunt/ good car hunt

[nocturne finch]

The whole bloodline of Rimac family is DEAD with EVO chiron next update

[frank vigil]

i meant "remove" not "kill" apology

[novel void]

Osaka mp1

[grand flame]

projectpiano_ has been warned

Reason: Not a meme, off topic

[wind meteor]

My mind whenever I see Speedtail

[inner idol]

old memes but always related when this happen

[limber badge]

My mind every time when i look at this car:

[limber badge]

what vanda haters agree 💯

[grand flame]

onepunchcar has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[void bobcat]

5★

[grand flame]

jake0417. has been warned

Reason: troll post

[stray meadow]

Main car of LEGO Spotlight

[silk magnet]

just let me practice devy and the venom in private lobbies not mp2 😔

[oak vigil]

My honest opinion on EVO Tuning

[digital depot]

I hate this task so much lmao

[grand flame]

shubho_gameboy01 has been warned

Reason: misuse of channel

gg9372 has been warned

Reason: misuse of channel

scarface_012 has been warned

Reason: bypassing swear filter in image

[slender wasp]

Who actually actively uses this?

[vestal marsh]

I think they should rebrand the company as

[torpid cedar]

Low rank venoms in mp2 bullying free try cars:

[grand flame]

viktorasphalt789 has been warned

Reason: not a meme + offensive + bad word usage

[narrow widget]

as an american, im disappointed

[inner idol]

can they remove forever spammers cars from mp1

[worldly spire]

2019 old meme because my club is celebrate its anniversary🤩

[grand flame]

theracer_01048 has been banned for 3 days

Reason: multiple infractions of bad word via pics

Banned until · Aug 26, 2025, 6:33 PM

projectpiano_ has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[inner idol]

broken matchmaking ahh moment

[stray meadow]

Now we know why they did this

[grand flame]

cudrive has been warned

Reason: misuse of channel

[vague moon]

thank you for using my new meme template, its what i wanted 👍
anyways heres a meme again
bruh

[hard sedge]

asphalt 9: 🗿

[hollow brook]

memes that are (probably) not relatable

[grand flame]

eeepc2000 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

whitepika has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[near jewel]

they're the same f car

[grand flame]

anonymus._1 has been warned

Reason: keep it respectful

[novel void]

Imperium in a9 china is slower a lot than global

[narrow widget]

this true?

[grand flame]

shubho_gameboy01 has been banned for 3 days

Reason: continuous misue of channel and trolling

Banned until · Aug 29, 2025, 12:59 PM

[olive copper]

Lancer is 👑

[nocturne finch]

[zinc venture]

Someone who knocked out the Vanda:

[narrow widget]

what if...

[grand flame]

jontholiyt has been warned

Reason: bypass in image

[grand flame]

nihasxgodpro has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[frank vigil]

no offense to vanda main but this is definitely relatable

[grand flame]

yahyayazgi has been warned

Reason: not a meme

itsmykoone280 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[exotic warren]

Not again

[unkempt scarab]

The Gameloft i know usually has unnecessary moves:

[grand flame]

mboht has been warned

Reason: not a meme

jhaz95 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

theracer_01048 has been banned for 3 days

Reason: stop posting trash

Banned until · Sep 2, 2025, 6:57 PM

[raw island]

The sequel to the first one i sent

[silk magnet]

🙅

[grand flame]

diegogtratty has been warned

Reason: The last guy got warned for the same pic, don't follow his footsteps.

[lucid forge]

Devs when evo tuning pass will make an appearance in future :

[frail pond]

caption this:

[narrow widget]

when you're playing 1k mp and the next track is Through the City

[high sundial]

Bro, I don't know if I'm the only one, but sometimes I get confused when I see them.

[manic jewel]

Caption this https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/247113703/A-train-hitting-a-school-bus

[novel void]

4109 racing master

[inner idol]

[green dew]

Context: Between 2715-3015 cars

[limber badge]

how they thought the new class c nissan will be the king:

[manic jewel]

caption this https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/89853322/obama-medal

[naive lance]

💀 MP1 LL rn:

[inner idol]

its all about money money money