🗿・memes

[restive bronze]

Starway events Suggestions Be like:

[shy pivot]

Pov: that one gs that´s coming to kd you

[timid wharf]

Fixed*

[dull fjord]

No , it won't affect my child.
The child:

[last gulch]

Gl on their way to make every remaining f2p event p2w expecting the players to thank them for it

[stuck agate]

Ignore this image but I see the recycling reaction was it posted it here before on smth?

[fast totem]

Drive too fast, go into void xd

[graceful ravine]

Asphalt players trying to read the map

[vale cobalt]

lol check the timings for the meme

[knotty nacelle]

That's a lot of damage

Context: ||There is a bug in Bugatti EB 110 so it looks like being cut in half||

[restive bronze]

When GL Announced Vantage GT12 Car hunt is back

[brazen tinsel]

When I saw GT12's Hunt
Because three days ago I maxed it out 🤦

[novel void]

Rip 599xx evo

[brazen river]

So all ppl who have the car
(Ignore image)

[timid wharf]

So I decided to translate the Asphalt 9 Chinese Version Download website to English and this is the Result 😂 "Genuine National Clothes"

[stuck agate]

My first ever horrible meme made on my phone :/

[solid trellis]

[zenith sleet]

When you know your life in a9 is over

[gray geyser]

I was minding my business where a super duper mid ad came, I hate gl's marketing

[stuck agate]

When you listen to the A9 soundtrack on Spotify.

[dull ore]

When your internet shows full bar but A9 blows your car up and takes 20 points away from you.

[vale cobalt]

the meme is that a ds etense wins against a litral god like acura

[half valve]

POV : you landed on a Huracan with SW and you still get KD (they are undestructible)

[stuck agate]

Really funny

[quiet hamlet]

👀

[pine cairn]

Why is this so perfect

[stuck agate]

There people don't even realize the Z4 has no epic slots

[stuck arrow]

It may not be a good car, but it legit was forgotten, it’s not even in the showcase 💀💀

[stuck agate]

Its the next (mini) season LP car

[lofty yarrow]

🦛

[dull fjord]

Rookies after driving DS E-Tense for the first time.

[steady ledge]

thanks a lot

[tacit wolf]

Speech bubble, yes

[stuck agate]

Everyones reaction because its also has its weekly tle:

[abstract island]

huh

[timid wharf]

"I have a Gold Lancer"

[narrow beacon]

love at first sight vs breakup

[wary herald]

"I have an actual gold Lancer"

[timid wharf]

Cool! I just Tried my best. Sorry if anything wrong.
Ignore this pic

[knotty nacelle]

MP milestones nowadays be like:

[restive bronze]

Car Hunts Nowadays be like:

[visual sonnet]

mine is missing mclaren p1

[solar lake]

me not missing any:

[stuck agate]

No money, no problem. Gl accepts other payment methods

[austere dock]

introducing the #🎨・fan-art-archived starter pack

[stuck agate]

Imagine this

[stuck agate]

Pov: The police car destroyed a potentially good lap

[tranquil barn]

this is how i feel when i play this game

[eager marsh]

Feel free to use

[spare basin]

💀

[lofty yarrow]

Lmao

[knotty nacelle]

Ooh, hell no...

[flat fable]

[dull ore]

When u lose speed cuz u went off a jump on the far side of the ramp, get kd, and wreck in one race

[neon token]

inaccurate but idc

[stuck agate]

Gl rn knowing they got his money too:

[stuck agate]

that's mine but ok

[stuck agate]

Fixed

[restive bronze]

When you bought MP bonus pass but you got banned for 14 days

[narrow beacon]

Top 5 villain backstories

[narrow beacon]

quite a violation...

[elfin bough]

Not really funny, but relatable

[bold drift]

I heard a different story

[stuck agate]

How gl expects us to react when thats worth 1 jesko bp:

[stuck agate]

Naran hyper coupe in a nutshell

[silk sedge]

ssxxaass#4591 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[austere dock]

mmm...

[wheat dew]

Uhm its my exam tommorrow

[rigid oriole]

[hybrid fox]

Icydk

[half valve]

POV : you are driving the Ford GT in MP1

[upper pine]

the rewards at the end of multiplayer will be like:

[queen grotto]

how you expects us to react when you keep posting same img plus whole wallet's worth 1 jesko bp sure

[narrow beacon]

Another reason to commit unalive

[desert orbit]

Now this is what I have expected, thanks for 23 precious tradecoins, 23 bins, 8 sunglasses, 16 weirdchamps, 7 normal glasses, 5 repost warns and 14 facepalms

[quiet hamlet]

K

[scarlet quarry]

bottom : you
top : the guy she tells you to not worry about

[white sequoia]

New season dropped

[summer igloo]

Maxed out the Class B King for the memes

[little topaz]

POV: you spent 1800 tokens to 3 star LaFerrari tired of waiting credit deals in ls

GL, the same day:

[pine cairn]

If perfection had a timing

[limpid sphinx]

🤝

[silk sedge]

RaceR™ | 丹li mคภ#6342 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[languid kestrel]

lol

[dull fjord]

Hides the pain

[broken gate]

Now i have 4* laferrari

[graceful ravine]

If timing had a perfection

[dim imp]

(original fanart by @JSpeedtail)

[spiral pollen]

Apple Store

[steady ledge]

i am bored

[median shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/882158475621314611/899307463701037096/nice.gif

[stark tide]

Another.

[steady ledge]

when you double tap S in the buy tokens shop

[blazing sedge]

just hope they buff the MP rewards back

[queen grotto]

Bro don't leak the exclusive stuff

[austere dock]

video from Alejo Pozo#5292

[scarlet quarry]

Just the two of us
We can make it if we try...

[brazen tinsel]

When you near the Master league then Gameloft gift you -20

[lavish pike]

Next Season :

[stuck agate]

The rewards:

[last gulch]

Credits to @worthy hollow for image

[spark olive]

Ofc it's B class 😏
"Real"

[last gulch]

Gl:adds a venom f5 se for 4th anniversary
Whales: oh great we can finally get venom pa-
Gl:

[stuck agate]

Asphalt 9 classic multiplayer be like:

[solid marten]

Found this on google

[dull sun]

not really a meme, but why there a windows 11 ad? lol

[broken gate]

When My GT-R, AC was Damaged 💀

[quiet hamlet]

Another luv

[jaunty lynx]

TA DA... New MP2

[worthy hollow]

Ok, finally I reach "League" which no one ever did

[limpid sphinx]

[narrow beacon]

Me seeing that one guy wrecking 4 players in a row with two 360s, nitro shockwaving and wrecking the guy in 1st place, sends a laughing emoticon while zooming away at 400km/h and leaving me in 2nd place

[stuck agate]

why am I the husband

[raw folio]

This is beyond science

[agile holly]

They are built diffrent (i wrote the career wrong)

[hybrid fox]

AI Cars in TLEs (iykyk)

[burnt spoke]

Special event done! Such an amazing event especially for people who aren't whales! 11/10! Now to watch Morbius to finish off such an amazing day!

[stuck agate]

Gameloft right now: 🗿

[serene gorge]

We need more hatchbacks tbh

[narrow beacon]

How gameloft feels after giving players 0.2673987123 lancer blueprints

[viral flume]

Really I'm gonna wait tomorrow

[blazing sedge]

There is no tooth fairy
There is no easter bunny
And there's no GT2/3 RS

[raw folio]

Just a spoiler

[restive bronze]

Oktoberfest Event be like: (also sorry for bad endling and Quality)

[dull fjord]

Are you komedi me?

[glad mica]

Am I the only one this happens to?

[stuck agate]

you need the car as 4 star not 3

[icy yew]

True story

[solid marten]

Me after I won against the fastest car in game with a Senna

[stuck arrow]

🤧

[onyx pumice]

Where am I?

[fluid shell]

Consider yourself found

[narrow beacon]

for the people who saw the event and saw this orange triangle of doom & misery

[stuck agate]

Community: GL doesn't listen to us

Meanwhile community suggestions:

[unreal cliff]

GL packs be like:

[restive bronze]

When you only need one blueprint to 4* your car but the rewards in MP2 have been gone

[jaunty lynx]

After 30k Points 🙂

[last gulch]

Ds e tense:I'm used by everyone
Lancer:no i was used by all players
Laferarri in tutorial:

[shadow harbor]

Stealing @timid wharf memes to get reactions

[austere dock]

me when I see an another argument in #🎨・fan-art-archived

[narrow beacon]

Everyone outside the Gameloft headquarters after they give only 1 lancer BP for 69420 barrel rolls

[dull fjord]

huracan :

[merry tendon]

A9 players when they don't get venom F5 for free

[untold aspen]

Im think broken the game again

[brazen tinsel]

If you're having fun to play then go to the Google Play Store and let Gameloft know 💀

[somber osprey]

I can't see my BMW, what should I do?

[stuck agate]

@manic jewel

[brazen river]

Get 1 bp of the i8
(Also not meme)
(Also ignore image)

[last gulch]

Cake on her way to cancel u by pinging too many mods for saying ignore image in a9 memes (she's a karen)

[quiet hamlet]

Best pn boost cars?
(Repost)

[oblique knoll]

gt be like =

[merry tendon]

Asphalt 9 players after getting the worst drop rates in the history of the universe

[eager marsh]

This #🗿・memes needs original and funny memes fr

[brazen tinsel]

what is wrong here?

[sage sage]

No need to elaborate

[half valve]

average gay CCGS driver : is winning

that one Lykan sweater going at him at 421-1 kmh :

[faint turret]

I haven't played since may, I j found this

[stuck agate]

My reaction to anything that's posted here

[sage shell]

So you, look at his discord name
And look who posted the meme on reddit

[raw folio]

Imagine accusing someone of stealing memes without checking both of their username

[last gulch]

Gl:we keep ur mp experience as fair as possible so everyone can have a fair match
The mp "fair" match experience
(I'm not even close to ll,got 4th place tho)

[queen grotto]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/988457728383025162/1020729764039897140/866165083604516875.gif

[silk sedge]

GUNNER#8976 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

thefireenderman#0059 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

krokante sok#9922 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

JerKoV Solstice#3006 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Blitzi Deer#0528 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

i keep dying#3538 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

ME#3872 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

rimac_fridge#4512 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[bleak basalt]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/sJOIAudkvpoRyfP3_cS1SvBYGWV0ldCvaYPskxbPyI0/%3Fsize%3D44%26quality%3Dlossless/https/cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/785280957657251851.gif

[narrow beacon]

i do it because yes
ignore self react

[quiet hamlet]

Unlock the best car in game

[merry tendon]

Asphalt 9 players after getting Chiron bps instead of the king lancer bps

[turbid rune]

😢😢😢😢

[narrow beacon]

pov: using another car in bronze league

the 7 DS E-TENSEs I am racing against:

[cyan lichen]

gameloft in 1969?

[stuck agate]

nasa pc experience

[stuck agate]

me playing mp thinking nothing will go wrong
hurucan and gs spammers:

[austere dock]

[half valve]

the one dude in MP1 that teleports thru the whole map :

[narrow beacon]

me playing mp2 knowing that there is no way i will get 8th place
my internet about to make me go :

[silk sedge]

Thrxx ♡#0999 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Anselm#0824 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[restive bronze]

SF90 SE in Nutshell:

[full mica]

physics kings lmao

[stuck agate]

Everyone: we have lotta hw, work, study to do irl give us better rewards
Gl:

[stuck agate]

me having the best god damn run in my life
the game:

[stuck agate]

Pov: you have been disconnected with full wifi bars

[hybrid fox]

Server:

[narrow beacon]

just got it, and could say that it never failed ||to disappoint me||

[keen coral]

Where meme?

[broken gate]

Destroy In Seconds

[restive bronze]

Tomorrow Car hunt

[stuck agate]

me thinking reaching plat league will be fair and fun
the matchmaking system:

[verbal orchid]

The Huracán spammers

[neon token]

POV: you're in elite league

[neon token]

Mr Venom when he realizes it is an A9 meme:

[robust quarry]

Pretty sure it isn’t
(We never got any Divo mp2 in a9 anyway)
Or maybe you meant “Legend League”

[half valve]

how the Furai acts when it touches 1 grain of rough patch :

[heavy sigil]

If I go to church, will I have more RNG chance?

[proven ledge]

When you found out the real fastest car

[silk sedge]

Otaku Rafi#1763 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[merry tendon]

A9 players after seeing today's hunt

[half valve]

me grabbing the CCGS driver that knocked me down

[viscid leaf]

I was expecting this to be more accurate

[bold drift]

why you little

[torn mantle]

self written jokes

[rapid igloo]

Why back to back classic mp?

[rapid herald]

very real

[vague adder]

The player-base after this update.

[heavy sigil]

I am disappointed that my version is not reposted

[restive bronze]

Nevera EGP alien players be like:

[narrow beacon]

me the exact second i realize there's no "_ attempts left" textbox:

[raw folio]

It bamboozled me

[narrow beacon]

pov: you start as the 8th player in MP1, see a guy wreck 2 other guys with 360, see that one player named Driver 712378 disconnect, then you accidentally wrecked the guy that wrecked the 2 guys earlier, you do a nitro shockwave, somebody hits a wall and wrecks, see someone lose speed because they hit traffic, then you do a 360 on a ramp but that's not all, 2 idiots behind you decided to try and wreck you from behind, so you accidentally wreck them because they were behind you, leaving you in the 1st place.

[burnt spoke]

When you can't come up with an original meme

[narrow beacon]

a9 pairing logic
edit: they will all wreck you so bad, you won't even know what is the meaning of life

[last gulch]

The mp fair experience gl promised

[proven ledge]

Good thing that feature doesn't exist(fresh a9 memes every day)

[faint turret]

"can I sell a car? No.", "do I have a review mirror? No-- you don't have time to look back during races"

[graceful hamlet]

‘’Was this helpful?’’ YES.

[knotty nacelle]

Only credit amount difference

[native junco]

..

[wise karma]

Oh yeah
I'm now gonna hack through all of my lobby in mp2 and get the best rewards...
I will now jump to master league through hacking and hack the stradale sf90 for unlimited fuel and golden max lol....
Since "Everything is allowed to beat ur opponents"

[silk sedge]

Saticubing#2337 has been warned

Reason: bypass

CrudDriver#6155 has been warned

Reason: bypass

F U R Y#7777 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

wspszz#7683 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Cipher2k4#9245 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

thuth amoguth#6039 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Kása Dominik#5355 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Saticubing#2337 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

N9UY3N#5510 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[hybrid fox]

Just a Reminder!
If u see any banned emoji in reaction or bypass then plz ping me or any other mod online 🙂
Thank You.

[broken gate]

Ok Sir!!!

*Ignore Image

[last gulch]

I think the ignore Image guys that post it here should get warnings till muted,to make the server more safe for everyone
(Igonre image)

[half valve]

European A9 servers :

[proven ledge]

Rip old Sf19 stats(fresh a9 memes everyday]

[sharp oasis]

not pog

[last gulch]

Normal players:finally I can flex my 5onyx
Me an overthinker: finally I can flex my 5 onyx that I got by maxing laf p1 sv gs fxxk and icona and spending millions to upgrade them then spend hours on the event to complete all races and waiting for ticket refill 50 times

[restive bronze]

Ferrari Experience Season in nutshell:

[stuck agate]

until u realize u get last place for that round

[austere dock]

me trying to read the meme

[silk sedge]

Your Saviour#6055 has been warned

Reason: unnecessary ping

[novel void]

[white sequoia]

Basically #758350934983442473

[spare hawk]

#⚡・community-media be like:

[sterile steppe]

im not caught up yet

[lean parcel]

A9 Discord server Ferrari Experience era: (ofc I hate this joke)

[honest void]

"Oh boy, I can't wait to see what people have been posting in the A9 Memes channel!"

[knotty nacelle]

Ferraris after MP2:

[rapid herald]

top text

[hybrid fox]

...& that's how I (or most of us) reach LL every time

[restive bronze]

Nevera EGP Tier 1 in nutshell:

[hybrid fox]

🐳

[worthy hollow]

@torpid cove Bro change your nick name to Whale Smith 😂 😂😂

[blazing sedge]

the spam
||imagine the whale emote becomes one of the forbidden emotes||

[stuck agate]

Bye huracan lovers, new spam for mp now

[young nimbus]

Asphalt 10: whales

[honest void]

Gameloft: Whales is to be forbidden from the Discord

Eastern UK players:

[graceful hamlet]

Next car hunt is vencer and its confirmed

[stuck agate]

P2w SE be like:

[ancient chasm]

I found it... after so many years

[stuck agate]

Everyone waiting to splurge their tokens on jeskokey in clash shop:

[ancient chasm]

🙂

[silk sedge]

Who am I?™#5470 has been warned

Reason: stop spamming 🐳 emoji in reactions for no reason

[ancient chasm]

The new special event in nutshell

[knotty nacelle]

-20 goes brrr....

[ancient chasm]

For real tho....

[brazen tinsel]

This is confirmed

[graceful hamlet]

👽

[last gulch]

U stole my image,this is a better zoomed pic of MY image

[graceful hamlet]

Whos laughing now 😂

[bold drift]

🥱

[ancient chasm]

I feel bad for them 😞

[stuck agate]

[ancient chasm]

I hate when that happens 😒

[hybrid fox]

:legal: server moment

[silk sedge]

VEGETA#9687 has been warned

Reason: stop spamming 🐳 emoji in reactions for no reason

[outer socket]

#🗿・memes in a nutshell

[agile holly]

Ok good (it's not a meme)

[stuck arrow]

Somethings fishy about these cars

[knotty nacelle]

Club Clash store soon:

[restive bronze]

When GT3 Continental is got nerfed

[neon token]

New nitro king for the 3rd update in a row

[lofty yarrow]

New Season trailer

[knotty nacelle]

Players who don't have the car:

[broken tusk]

Hmm antartica.

[restive bronze]

Car hunt Drop rates in Nutshell:

[stuck agate]

When saving tokens: gives good stuff*
When im about to save for f5 like cars and im rich : gl making everything p2p and token useless

[austere dock]

Nice job Asphalt 9 👍

[last gulch]

New update comes out
F2p players:we can't play the update we need to pay 20$ to play the season 💀
P2w players:buys lp and gets the most useless targa stats new D car as lp car
Whales:finally we can pay to get new inferno,wait where can we get it?
Gl:

[icy yew]

Here is the beginning of the memes.
They’re good.

[solid citrus]

Me tryna run away from this addictive P2W game while I'm F2P

[robust quarry]

This meme is focused on Nitro stat, not handling stat 🙂

[stuck agate]

Game vs Reality

[austere dock]

Yeet that uncommon card

[neon token]

Gameloft: adds a useless mid d class vehicle with bad acceleration and nitro
Also Gameloft:

[knotty nacelle]

Aliens when Bentley GT3 get nerfed in next update

[last gulch]

Ppl with no gt3 finally going back to playing fairly instead of suffering with gt3 "hackers" in the lobbies

[knotty nacelle]

Wild card in next update be like:

[restive bronze]

When you bought Key packs Jesko you got 15 bps but still no key

[jaunty lynx]

Game said: MEME YOU!

[stuck agate]

Gl: expensive deals and cars*
Everyone: they should still do good job since they getting hella money from whales
Also gl:

[restive bronze]

Clash Tokens in nutshell:

[turbid mortar]

Asphalt 9 in the future:

[knotty nacelle]

When you want to play MP2, then you realize that Superfast doesn't exist

[brave agate]

Mmm Did you get it?

[graceful temple]

If you play both two games, you will know what is happening

[restive bronze]

New players GP in Nutshell:

[ancient chasm]

F for ios players

[grand kelp]

Casual mp2 lobby be like:

[craggy crescent]

Elite (JOE) be like:

[worthy hollow]

Playing MP2 be like

[covert coral]

The game is GLITCHED

[last gulch]

Me: makes an customer care ticket
Gl mod:we will answer it soon
Gl 2 years later

[stuck agate]

My man spittin fax

[last gulch]

Gl seeing whales raging on this problem even tho they know damn well whales gonna pay for any p2w car anyway at anytime even if it's a useless D car they never gonna use

[half valve]

GL's next strategy : You crash it, You fix it

[magic harbor]

comment of the day

[heavy sigil]

Or basically, the drop rates has been nerfed to 0.001%
English errror, yes. Don't judge me

[stuck agate]

Stranger: don’t you have friends?
Me:

[last gulch]

Find the wrong thing about this image

[bold drift]

Tell me about it. AFTER Club Clash 😋

[full mica]

kinda

[last gulch]

Then u somehow get kd instead and end up 8th

[brazen river]

Gameloft: does anything

Community:

[rocky shuttle]

🗿 flying (yes)

[knotty nacelle]

Then, the fizik has betrayed you

[quasi sigil]

Windows 11 ad??

[restive bronze]

When your first to win In Himalayas MP track but your wrecked

[manic jewel]

when you forget to claim free pack before sleeping

[acoustic stump]

When you're photosensitive and stare at the cop lights for too long

[outer socket]

When I see everyone spamming the same image

[solid citrus]

Me getting credits for being in top 5% of jaguar car hunt riot instead of import parts

[last gulch]

A9 server Karen's when they see ppl spamming this image with a funny text (they bout to ping mods begging to mute us)

[merry tendon]

I'll follow in the trend

[stuck agate]

When you and 8 other racers are in MP and the track is in new York and all of you jump out of the Ballon but you and the other 8 see 2 giant buildings and then a 2 planes hit and those buildings fall on you

[brazen river]

Me tryna read the meme above

[stuck agate]

Me when cringe posts above

[queen grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/804954016559005697.webp?size=44&quality=lossless

[manic jewel]

Vegeta on every meme he sees

[timid wharf]

Me when I miss a GP event

[stuck agate]

🏳️‍⚧️ <---Decal inspiration

[craggy crescent]

The color is on yellow but the car is blue (ignore image)

[graceful ravine]

Tell me you had a bad day without telling me you had a bad day
me:

[stuck agate]

What he says 🆚 what he wants

[little topaz]

I wrote that suggestion because I dislike the blue interior of the ccgs that can't be changed

[graceful temple]

you joined the GP but got sandbagged badly

[half valve]

you try gripping a corner but you remember that you are driving a F12TDF

[stuck agate]

My reaction when i see another post of this image

[gilded stream]

My reaction when seeing the same image

[stuck agate]

Me to the pepegas above:

my reaction to seeing people reposting peter dead

[bold drift]

oh it's on, is it?

[full mica]

I tried making something new

[timid wharf]

agreed

[rapid herald]

this is by itself a meme

[stuck agate]

Everyone storming Gameloft hq:

never get any single drop from this pack for vencer bps

[quiet hamlet]

Wat car iz dat?

[stuck agate]

How is my car ????

[worthy hollow]

My drop rate in Sarthe is pretty good
(Ignore this image)

[brazen river]

Me when :large:

[scarlet quarry]

when a9 memes u:

[last gulch]

Smart fella or fart smella (this is from reddit)

[half valve]

good luck

[icy yew]

Don’t worry, it’s edited

[last gulch]

Not the car hunt but the C pax (yeah they don't exist) (like literally
Ping me if u ever got a vencer bp from C pax) (lastly ignore image)

[stuck agate]

Gl thinking the game is balanced :

[austere dock]

uno anyone?

[golden flame]

i'm the unique boi of unlock this car

[glossy fable]

Re-Post

[stuck arrow]

Gameloft employees opening GL hq and seeing 50 lbs of C4 explosives after giving us cars with barely any nitro

[neon token]

The Different Daniel (Dodge Charger)

[worthy hollow]

Players who bought World Animal Day packs:

[mellow solar]

There was a GP qualifier and you forgor

[manic jewel]

Update 👇

[stuck agate]

when i see prices for tokens

[hybrid fox]

Steam :

[quiet hamlet]

What car is he unlocked? 😮

[broken tusk]

Update the game, then you will know

[burnt jungle]

there’s one imposter among us

[timid wharf]

Xbox:

[timid wharf]

When you play an MP race Very efficiently and you still place 8th

[blazing sedge]

most a9 memes nowadays in a nutshell

[bold drift]

When you forget about the new MP format and choose Lotus, to be matched against 7 H2's because you are ranked Silver

[little topaz]

[jagged summit]

MP1 1200-1250 lobbies rn be like:

[stuck agate]

😐

[wicked heath]

Players : we are a joke for you gameloft ?

[graceful temple]

🥲

[ancient chasm]

Peugeot sr1 be like :

[lunar cargo]

guess who's in danger

[restive bronze]

Aljani SE stage 2 be like:
GL must stop P2W SE events

[icy yew]

Stolen from someone but it still applies to our situation

[silk sedge]

VurlEfilnikufesin#1847 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[stuck arrow]

🤓

[acoustic stump]

Im just gonna add this (i was in silver league)

[sand canyon]

Now i understand how painful it is

[blazing sedge]

Press F to pay respect
||*toroidion becomes a hidden car in the game database||

[half valve]

the pain on the R390s face for being in such a bad game though 💀

[brazen cave]

KACHOW

[sand canyon]

Look in emoji

[restive bronze]

Required Car more like RequiredCar2Win? Sorry for bad ending and no photo

[stuck agate]

gl: has issues and fixes it*
Also gl:

[neon token]

locate green car

[magic harbor]

my luck in a nutshell :

[neon token]

⚠️WARNING: SCARY⚠️

[wild kraken]

Another meme (San Francisco map edition, and yes A9 traffic does count here)

[onyx pumice]

I think this is a self-explanatory meme

[turbid rune]

🗿🤝🗿

[silk sedge]

Aniket Pol ( AKT94 )#4125 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[wise mirage]

Aston Martin and Aston Martin made in Italy

[wild kraken]

"Since when was this brick there-"

Instantly crashes into Osaka kei car

[last gulch]

Gl making every season and se more p2w then the other while f2p players struggle to progress in the game

[silk sedge]

thefireenderman#0059 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

the_guy_who_asked#2087 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

lazeeml#4831 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Broireallyneedtherapy#4273 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

diamacracxium#9554 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

SPEED LEGENDS#8399 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[tranquil barn]

How i feel everytime this happens

[stuck agate]

danny: whales C car packs of gp*
everyone: gets its f2p key hunt later

[brazen river]

Every f2p grinding for the hunts later

[stuck arrow]

Me with 2 bps for it

[last gulch]

A car that's not even in this game anymore

[stuck agate]

A9 performance since update recently:

[stuck agate]

me looking at #🗿・memes and seeing ♻️ on almost every post

[teal mesa]

Um

[half valve]

me realizing that this update transformed my phone into a egg fryer :

[half valve]

ok i will change the pic, happy now ?

[silk sedge]

light7me#2310 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[serene gorge]

Guys, is that a hint?

[stuck agate]

People don't have emotes disabled?

[stuck agate]

Me wondering how yall pepegas reposting many pics:

[solid citrus]

Best trade system

[raw folio]

I'm at Tier 9 now

[tulip cloak]

Useless function p2w

[last gulch]

Pro players:u didn't get to top 10 so ur trash at the game,skill issue
Wat skill issue actually looks like:

[dusky solar]

Hello everyone, I stole this epic import part

[restive bronze]

Rewards MP in garage level in nutshell:

[dusky solar]

Asphalt team in a nutshell:

[stuck agate]

Danny rn:

[reef blade]

NSX drivers bro

[silk sedge]

animenoob#7415 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[wise karma]

Oh really!!!

[brave agate]

'

[round fable]

I do not need one more interface to lose more braincells (and sorry for the 'photoshop')

[last gulch]

WHY P2W

[stuck agate]

Token Bank every time you finish a race

[unreal cliff]

tru

[mellow solar]

So what are the rewards here?
GL:

[vapid falcon]

just the truth.

[onyx pumice]

When you find out who came up with the idea of the token bank system:

[stuck agate]

More like the ones who nuked a9 making everyone quit

[stuck arrow]

“Performance”- 🚮

[full mica]

[neon token]

GL about to make a new message that appears after each race saying that your token bank is full:

[chilly lodge]

really?

[robust quarry]

Yeah…

[silk sedge]

ISMAIL😎#8395 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[stuck agate]

you get 1,249 rating in mp knowing next match u gonna race against maxed evos and gs

[late crane]

Me: Mp is so fun, its so competitive.

Also me after reaching gold league:

[late crane]

People trying to make a nice video edit in a bad phone
(yes all gif clips are mine)

[brazen tinsel]

Ready for -20

[icy yew]

[neon token]

Girls: Boys don't know what real pain feels like
Boys:

[tulip cloak]

We painted the whole house and without dropping a single drop of paint other than… What isss thaaaaat?! (interception in the Clash)

[silk sedge]

GABRIEL MONTEIRO#1377 has been warned

Reason: posting leaks

[late crane]

average mobile ads
||(Obs:Thanks to FroggyisFroggo and Flicker, i got some meme ideas because of them)||
||(Obs ²:i made 3 memes today, i think i should stop for now 🐳)||

[jagged summit]

Try not to self-react next time, alright?

[stuck agate]

Blind people:

[golden spire]

what i see (light mode):

[brazen tinsel]

We don't have unlock so we can't get the extra points

[light wharf]

15000 shockwave

[languid kestrel]

how to shockwave 15,000?

[stuck agate]

Me and @frosty torrent having a rare movement of reflection and contemplation over in #📅・events

[covert vine]

Actually, who is Danny VG a "Double Agent"

[verbal orchid]

Trying to get first place With the Peugeot SR1 In multiplayer level impossible

[quiet hamlet]

What is your pain when playing A9?
Me:

[verbal orchid]

Me: Getting close to gold league
The guy with a Huracán, Asterion, Corvette, F1, W12 and Pagani Zonda R

[last gulch]

Me:getting to 1749 rank in mp
Every single gold venom jesko lvn regera trion and every S beast owner in my next lobbies:

[half valve]

"yeah, i play a lot of Asphalt 9. how can you tell ?" (it still works btw, if u want its story ask me on #🪄・off-topic)

[eager marsh]

Waltuh, put your useless bps away waltuh

[brazen river]

Where 🅰️ funny?

[graceful temple]

Something wrong, I can feel it (actual image)

[neon token]

When you realize you can drive on the walls here:

[verbal orchid]

Average NSX user

[stuck agate]

Asphalt 9 Devs Looking at EA Marketing and How they do mircrotransactions (they're taking notes to add those p2w ideas in a9)

[silk sedge]

Hello_there#1215 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[knotty nacelle]

Ajlani Drakuma: Fenyr performance with Speedtail fiziks

[restive bronze]

GL after GT3 got Nerfed

[heavy sigil]

Joke aside, GL really need to patch this as soon as possible or I'll keep crashing & Computer explode

[prime fractal]

it is possible ?

[last gulch]

EA:we are the most p2w game makers l
Most f2p supporters in gl team:

[torn fossil]

A9 at home:

[little topaz]

Wrong channel go to #🚗・automotive-motorsport

Ignore image

[stuck agate]

Gl to f2p users: are u having fun legends?

[verbal orchid]

The Guy who Added the A9 Bank system:

[stuck agate]

Nice crop bro

[quiet hamlet]

When Batman uses batmobile and play A9 🦇

[languid kestrel]

kakao sever is die

[torn fossil]

the most beneficial special pack:

[silk sedge]

a person#6304 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Sword Master#6528 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Pureskillissues#1290 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

I am a noob#2674 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Deathgun MAX#8803 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

human camer#6028 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Builder Shibe#9509 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

stickel aperta#8470 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

??????#7400 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction (poop emoji)

[young nimbus]

Rip bozo

[burnt jungle]

another imposter among us

[tidal briar]

my GP group rn

[stuck agate]

Credit rush mp2 be like

[stuck agate]

Mp be like

[verbal orchid]

When you're gonna win but you go to 7th place because you accidentally scrolled

[gloomy hill]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/903343031783153738/1020436836113461258/giphy.gif

[restive bronze]

Rpm Diamond In Clash in Nutshell:

[worthy hollow]

🐳

[brazen river]

GL: here is a f2p event
Community knowing what GL does

[neon token]

uga buga updata is bogusa

[ashen sluice]

im so close to funny number on steam

[vale cobalt]

rare a9 footage of no players being on ( i have an odd feeling this isnt rare but this is mp2 not mp1 soo...)

[rapid herald]

i know how to solve it, just activate windows

[vale cobalt]

well heres a 7000
and i cant cuz i had it and that technician is bad and didnt put activation code means i have one but CANT USE IT

[onyx pumice]

Rumours say activating windows gives you +10 chad levels in a9

[ivory haven]

not funny

[merry tendon]

When Gameloft doesn't give 10 good car hunts in a row
The community:

[rapid herald]

Is it that hard to do it by yourself?

[mild quiver]

that reminded me of this 🤣

[hybrid fox]

Fixed ||(& thx for the template)||

[wise karma]

Which is in fact legit impossible like this!

[stuck agate]

Sand-bagging gone wrong

[mild quiver]

When you realised credits rush rewards are nerfed
so bad they now feel like normal mp rewards:

(If i didnt put the text, u cant tell the difference 😭)

[stuck agate]

Vision has been added to the "precious mp awards" and there are 85 to unlock and that's what GL does

Gotta grind and play a little longer 🤔

[neon wren]

Me when me when no free car hunt with good drop rates

[cursive quiver]

Gigachad car

[graceful temple]

GL: Car bp drop rate isn't that bad
Drop rate: (don't even exist, don't go full nerd and say it's infinite)

[vale cobalt]

the afieri guy : why didnt i quit!!!!??!?!?(pls dont bring up that i didnt active windows this time also)

[verbal orchid]

Aspark Owl Physics in a Nutshell:

[autumn fox]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691635398081904680/1032914573268889600/Robotnik_Pressing_Red_Button_09102022192418.jpg

[glossy fable]

Nice Reposting

[mild quiver]

PAIN

[blazing sedge]

||those random gameplay images are overwhelming tbh|| this channel is kinda dead

[mild quiver]

ill use an alfieri in honor of him not disconnecting in a match where he will lose 🫡

[vale cobalt]

im having a mixed reaction problem here..

[spare basin]

bro is playing a9 in real
ignore next image i need it so the bot doesnt do funny

[empty seal]

Somebody bring some ice...
Punk got toasted...

[oblique knoll]

ok , here i made a template which i believe the nuke explosion section should be bad things and the saleen s1 is you

[last gulch]

It already a bad offer and yet it's 95% off
Imagine if it was without discount 💀💀☠

[late crane]

camera angles in #🎨・fan-art-archived

[languid kestrel]

ㅣoㅣ

[stuck agate]

Uninstall it then. Who's stopping you?

[glossy fable]

Old A8 Meme + Unrelated A9 + Re-Post + Stealer

[knotty nacelle]

When you get 50 GP Premium Card Pack but don't get key and your clubmate get key only with 5 GP Premium Card Pack

||Sorry for posting too early||

[restive bronze]

Round 5 of R390 GT1 in Nutshell:

[cursive quiver]

Funny number

[tranquil barn]

this is how i feel about the game rn

[silk sedge]

Slinyoggle the fat#5963 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Slinyoggle the fat#5963 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Gút Chóp#6292 has been warned

Reason: bypass

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#2574 has been warned

Reason: bypass

Gút Chóp#6292 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[half valve]

old a9 vs todays a9

[young nimbus]

Wow epic memes

[gilded stream]

🗿

[frozen solstice]

it took that long to tick bro off 🗿 (ignore my dm)

[stuck agate]

unfunny memes ( 2 ghost ping w )

[cinder lily]

@Alpha#8765 why you attacking me bro
You can ignore image in case you don't like nature.

[stuck agate]

Someone won the race without finishing it 💀

[austere dock]

Pls remove gp ghost

[brazen tinsel]

Osaka- Rat Race and Naniwa Tour also.(ignore image)

[stuck agate]

oh yea i forgot

[graceful temple]

This pic is already a meme no need to caption it

[cursive quiver]

Oh well...

[cursive quiver]

Nvm

[last gulch]

Osaka moat final (I die at first 80% of the time) ignore

[ripe zealot]

I never properly understood. What is the purpose of this "Wild Card" thingy?
EDIT: nvm I know now 💀

[brazen tinsel]

Yes this track is not good for low nitro car. But this track is not like the Naniwa Tour. Skip this gif

[stuck agate]

😎

[empty seal]

POV: You drove your white car on muddy routes.
The Car:

[half valve]

the Lancer on muddy surfaces :

[knotty peak]

what

[autumn fox]

Pray with me guys, lets summon a person who will destroy the p2w system in this game

[storm kettle]

New Mercedes leak

[stuck agate]

meme of the day

[stuck agate]

Gl about to do something about it:

[quiet hamlet]

Something wrong in this pic 🤔

[wise karma]

Nah I see everything okay!!!
(Bot won't allow me without image)(above meme)

[wise karma]

I see everything okay with this picture!

[quiet hamlet]

Well now read the sentence carefully then look at the car

[stuck agate]

Cloth + exhaust = 🔥

[rapid herald]

my man is using td

[stuck agate]

New CEO soon? 👀

[stuck agate]

When the sharer is from the enemy club:

[brazen tinsel]

Toyota exist in A9

[ripe zealot]

Now I want this in a9.

[stuck agate]

tryhards:

[stuck agate]

Supra trying to go faster than 155 MPH and Probably losing to a lancer evo:

[sharp musk]

When you in a lobby with 7 huracans and 1 gs

[neon token]

Everyone wanting Toyota in the game
Licensing Issues:

[brazen river]

Here is the gif for that, and yes very sadge

[burnt jungle]

ios caught the spam virus 🤒

[molten iris]

there is an imposter among E-tenses

[stuck agate]

[languid kestrel]

lol

[stuck agate]

🗿 reacts only

[quiet hamlet]

Funy :/

[broken gate]

GG we have 21 players
Nice GL

[cursive quiver]

Seem familiar?

[ancient chasm]

New festival leak confirmed

[vocal spoke]

Best Deal Ever!

[stuck agate]

Remember me

[broken tusk]

hey, why are you copying my club advertisement?
(image is for proof, you can give 🗿 if you want)

[knotty nacelle]

Imagine you must grind 83 bps (from 4 stars) and get key

||Sorry for late post||

[restive bronze]

POV: You are LP player to unlock civic and One-77 but Tickets Refill and Drop Rate is Horrible

[light harbor]

every a9 event nowadays

[nova silo]

The real 95% off

[stuck arrow]

A9 players choosing which event to play

[late crane]

Cibik Honda Event
why the reactions, i just told him to play cibik event

[neon token]

yes this is an image of asphalt 9

[spare basin]

do i need to explain

[austere dock]

Me rn

[brazen river]

Bois we got it, Lacer 🐳👑, credit to @cunning dune

[quiet hamlet]

7th is a hecker? 🧐

[neon token]

Me noticing the venom's speed stat isn't at the end anymore:

[pastel trout]

When a new car comes in store for a limited time and you immediately get it

[stuck agate]

A9 dev team

[quiet hamlet]

What is da Untima doin:?

[obsidian timber]

Come back police

[twin carbon]

average a9 dc chat be like

[last gulch]

Ppl who got this became villains as soon as it was maxed

[amber lantern]

Heh Ferrari... your 599XX is no match for the E-Tense.

[eager marsh]

Can't find the funny

[tired forum]

To the Devs close to the end of the year and Switch team.

[stuck agate]

sound like skill issue

[half valve]

i will do it again

[oblique knoll]

pro move 😎

[stuck agate]

👑

[silk sedge]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#2574 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[versed mantle]

The future of A9 is already told 😱

[dusky solar]

I make reasonable stuff

[stuck agate]

🗿same things

[neon token]

overtime whale population in the A9 discord server:

[verbal orchid]

One Hour of Playing A9 with High graphics and phone heats for some reason

[timber zealot]

Gameloft support

[verbal orchid]

GL When the Bank

[stuck agate]

Ur welcome

[brazen tinsel]

Fury moment 💀🥴

[drowsy kraken]

Can asphalt actually do something good that’s just torture

[elfin bough]

You'll get used to it (ignore image, moyai allowed)

[little topaz]

yeah probably this is the most common situation

[verbal orchid]

Average Huracán User

[silk sedge]

Troller X Troller#4230 has been warned

Reason: Off topic

[stuck agate]

This server, in a nutshell

[silk sedge]

𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝕭𝖔𝖎#5533 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate reaction

[round fable]

I'm one of them they forgot, but ah well, my problem ig

[novel void]

Hard task

[silk sedge]

CrudDriver#6155 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[signal fable]

Found this OG meme on Google.😢

[placid ice]

nice XD

[grizzled ocean]

Trade coin farmer

[serene gorge]

Phantom club clones be like

[stuck agate]

noob 👽

[silk sedge]

Pedrooo Craft#7362 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction (clown)

ExpTable#7989 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Builder Shibe#9509 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

rimac_fridge#4512 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

mashednostrilman#5491 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

The Real Hua Hua#5617 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

VJ19#4210 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

CrudDriver#6155 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: repetitively putting clown images

Muted until · Nov 5, 2022, 8:11 AM

[twin carbon]

@silk sedge

[silk sedge]

🥷 invisible ninja 🥷#8091 has been warned

Reason: Banned reaction

Gút Chóp#6292 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[stuck agate]

End of discussion, once and for all.

[quiet hamlet]

Top 0,000000001%

[placid ice]

my asphalt 9 is still broken bc I got 666 tokens XD

[silk sedge]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[stuck agate]

Gl hq in the future:

[supple idol]

my man's goated, has 30k tokens, 5 mill credits, level 18 garage, but with 12 cars going for a C class Battista 💀

[robust quarry]

Gl:

[stuck arrow]

Yes I know it’s while drifting but it’s still feels like a brick

[neon token]

Me: "I think I'm gonna beat the time!"
The AI about to push me into the slower route:

[jagged summit]

Just look at it, it's hideous.

[silk sedge]

Mike_Ewing#1359 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[silk sedge]

black pawn mobile#4391 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[rapid igloo]

Upcoming LP mission

[stuck agate]

Gl banning hackers:

[brazen tinsel]

When racerbest does stream, Thumbnails of racerbest's livestream

[neon token]

A9 players seeing renault rs 01 and arash af10 in a8:

[jaunty galleon]

so true why is legend pass a thing

[oblique knoll]

DBS and 765lt having almost the same handling
765lt being a weaker version of GTR italdesign but both can do floaties , and have same top speed
GTR italdesign being a weaker but better handling and accel version of dbs

[elder raptor]

ad moment

[quiet hamlet]

Noice

[jovial rivet]

Everyone: "Money can't buy time"

I'm not so sure about that🗿

[brazen tinsel]

[stuck agate]

😐🤨

[jaunty galleon]

barrel physics are so weird

[wise karma]

Oh really? @stuck agate 32 year old man?

[light harbor]

A9 has no chill

[jaunty ledge]

dude what is that name?? im gonna get banned for sure

[brazen river]

Should taken a ss of player id do staff can do stuff, ignore image

[jaunty galleon]

can't have good editing quality memes in ms paint
fr tho 😔

[eager marsh]

Me when #🗿・memes

[autumn fox]

Imagine this car in lp the next update

[quiet hamlet]

Rewind?

[stuck agate]

Waking up super early for that 3 hour Legend store time frame before it ends:

[half valve]

how it probably feels to drive a Jesko (idk i never had one)

[quiet hamlet]

Ads

[grizzled ocean]

💀 💀

[graceful sonnet]

💀