🪄・off-topic

[faint dragon]

🗿

[craggy edge]

Oh yeah, Bang bang 💥🔫

[faint dragon]

"there are plenty of fish in the sea!"
The fish in question:

[dull widget]

🐈

[dull widget]

What's that

My god

Lmao

[minor turret]

Yes

[faint dragon]

Idk but i don't like it either

[dull widget]

Damn neither

Lol

[craggy edge]

Screaming like a Siren Head

[faint dragon]

How to basics little cousin

[craggy edge]

Elite Chiefs be like:

[tawdry monolith]

he destroy, kicks, and throw everything LOL

[faint dragon]

Ouch

[faint dragon]

He once threw a wok like a frisbee

[craggy edge]

Rip headphone users

[tawdry monolith]

LOL

[tawdry monolith]

that, i gotta see

[faint dragon]

The poor snek :(

[tawdry monolith]

HAHAH

[craggy edge]

He's surrounded by Cobras

[faint dragon]

Wholesome stuff

[faint dragon]

I don't think the cobras will try to attack after seeing that

[craggy edge]

Yeah, when man slaps one from above

[craggy edge]

Mmmm, a man giving candies to soldiers, very nice 😏

[craggy edge]

@lyric trail be like:

[dull widget]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[faint dragon]

Dyno is gay, react if you agree

[craggy edge]

🤣

Lol

156 notifications from one bot

[faint dragon]

Zamn they released the countach LP-800 on A8

I'm sure that will definitely go well

[craggy edge]

Woah really?

[faint dragon]

Just released the trailer for it

[craggy edge]

Ok, thx for info.

[tawdry monolith]

would it be pay to get? if not, i might go for it

[faint dragon]

Idk ask people who play A8

[tawdry monolith]

idk who plays a8 here...lol

meh i'll find out

[craggy edge]

I play A8

[faint dragon]

Hold up i think you can get it for free

[craggy edge]

How?

[faint dragon]

Hmmm

[craggy edge]

New Festival, nice

[tawdry monolith]

hopefully i can get the countach

[craggy edge]

Anyway I'm out, later 👋

[tawdry monolith]

bye

[faint dragon]

Does it mean you can get it for free?

[faint dragon]

Aight bye

[tawdry monolith]

yes i think you can get it for free...there is a premium as well.

[craggy edge]

If you have premium, you can get it

[faint dragon]

Nvm it is a free car lmao

[tawdry monolith]

i haven't gotten an update yet..

nvm i have it

[smoky solar]

@sonic portal Ello

[sonic portal]

• Meow *

[smoky solar]

kar

UU came on windows :kek:

[sonic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/pogchamp-pog-pogey-poggers-twitch-gif-14340727

[little tulip]

🤣

[dull widget]

Cringe #

Unbased

[teal frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961627714618527815/995304487558316032/5751CD13-6F4F-4BFE-92DD-80D4A454948C.png

[dull widget]

Vettle ain't be lookin happy

💀 💀 💀

[sonic portal]

Geez

[teal frost]

won't judge about it tho

[fringe verge]

https://youtu.be/cSbw0PlAVDw

[faint dragon]

@fringe verge Shutup if you can yourself noob.

[plain topaz]

what.

[fringe verge]

what its a noob run 🤣

[proud willow]

You

[faint dragon]

Dababy!!!???

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/Vm8ka-Sk_lQ

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/PKs73A-TIWM

[frozen hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-scott-my-beloved-heart-love-locket-gif-20942345

[proud willow]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-mustaine-dave-mustaine-megadeth-metallica-gif-22551214

[teal frost]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-scott-teleportation-gif-18488388

[frozen hearth]

is tom scott real

[pliant jasper]

Just shockwawe nitro and get away

[frozen hearth]

que

[jade citrus]

Watching a 2012 Toyota Sienna shockwave nitro would be hilarious

[pliant jasper]

If it works, it works

A9 universe gives every cars chance to sw

[sick sail]

So funny 😐

[teal frost]

https://tenor.com/view/anchorman-what-what-did-you-say-gif-13930968

[dull widget]

They're doing it wrong bruh 💀

So very wrong

[leaden dome]

100% he got the wrong picture just to spread hatred.

That man is a top tier islamophobic.

[serene galleon]

Lmao

Dudes passing out in the photo 😂

[rapid topaz]

YouTube commented on this video

[serene galleon]

Yep that do that for clout points

Whenever they comment it has to go through corporate first

And then it’s a whole process of accepting it which takes a while

[frozen hearth]

Really?

I thought someone superior to the social management team was behind that channel

[dull widget]

Yikes

💀

[jaunty tulip]

I wish my nans were like that

[jaunty tulip]

iM a giRL gAmErrrrr

Nah it goes better with Slim Shady

With that description I'm not surprised you don't 😂

[dull widget]

Ikr

Lmao

[teal frost]

https://motorsport.tv/embed/Yi365AdW-lamborghini-huracan-tecnica-makes-dynamic-debut

[flat ridge]

best huracan

[teal frost]

👍

[craggy edge]

Deja Vu with Bus, but it's nearly fatal
https://youtu.be/udjDhpo-JpA

[dull widget]

💀 💀

[winter granite]

Quite fond of gay people

[stoic trench]

where's the homophobic dog

[winter granite]

Its a non homophonic fox

[reef bobcat]

@sharp delta what can I do with xbox game pass ultimate

[sharp delta]

Play hundreds of games (EA Play included), get extra points on MS Rewards, Cloud gaming, and perks for different games

[gleaming hornet]

What does Fast & Furious have more in common with, DC or Marvel?

[snow hinge]

my nephew just came back from Toronto where he saw Megadeth and Lamb of God

[snow hinge]

It also overlooks certain other common killing rituals. Pity a turkey on Christmas Day or Thanksgiving lol . . . you don't want pigs? Free ham!! 😋

[proud willow]

I'm beyond jealous

[craggy edge]

Ain't that a little wolfe?

[craggy edge]

You're not the only one who has PROed Battista

[snow hinge]

he was pretty stoked, he got a nice LoG shirt 🤘

me I remember young Mr Mustaine from his Metallica days lol

[proud willow]

Man...
I wish I lived in any developed country

[snow hinge]

Well speaking English for a start is a good thing

There are hundreds and hundreds of universities all over the world you could go to

And even if I live in a developed country I don't see too many big shows here, my city is out of the way

[jaunty tulip]

Like what country

[faint dragon]

😶

can i make it ? 🙂

@polar perch

[polar perch]

I don't think so, last star takes 85 bps

[faint dragon]

😔

[polar perch]

but you can miss this car

it's not a good one at all

[faint dragon]

yeah

[jaunty tulip]

Me touching poison frogs

[proud willow]

The problem is...
I'm not made for universities

[proud willow]

Texas (I'm full aware that Texas isn't a country)

[faint dragon]

How many shotguns do you own?

[jaunty tulip]

Oh yeah

[jaunty tulip]

[proud willow]

1 nerf vortex

[faint dragon]

💀

Bruh

[jaunty tulip]

Prepare your bulletproof, I also hope you are not of a skin tone that the police despise

[faint dragon]

Mayonnaise

[jaunty tulip]

ok for that part don't worry, just for the bulletproof vest and the quiet child

[proud willow]

I could be the quiet type

Yet I'm not that kind of "postal"

[jaunty tulip]

[proud willow]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

[jaunty tulip]

[cerulean topaz]

It can’t really be that easy to set off a claymore

Really? Just touching it sets it off?

Also, I own something that’s basically a homemade flash bang

https://youtu.be/zVQ9LyW3Jb8

[odd lotus]

still no respond from gameloft

[odd lotus]

nice stun grenade

[faint dragon]

it's actually really easy to activate it

if it senses anything, itll explode

[frozen hearth]

https://twitter.com/Fan22Club/status/1545620848727322626?t=1pzwDhLdWAtHWdclkxz5Mg&s=19

FightClubFan22 (@Fan22Club)

How Half-Life characters would react to being asked their pronouns!

~A thread~

Likes

22399

Retweets

5555

Twitter · Jul 9, 2022, 4:08 AM

[cerulean topaz]

Can you set it off by throwing it?

[faint dragon]

yes

[cerulean topaz]

I know c4 is weird

[faint dragon]

bru

[cerulean topaz]

You can throw it, heat it up, touch it etc, and won’t go off

The only way to set it off is with a fuse or blasting cap

[faint dragon]

or the controller

[cerulean topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/myth-busters-c4-explosion-when-in-doubt-gif-14612449

https://tenor.com/view/myth-busters-adam-savage-i-think-we-need-more-explosives-explosive-bomb-gif-5174205

[snow hinge]

they are remote controlled ambush devices

[serene galleon]

i just recorded a 40 second clip and its 1 GB in size

[cerulean topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/interesting-batman-very-interesting-thinking-gif-16421084

[snow hinge]

just like assault rifles, made only for killing, armed with steel ball bearings

[cerulean topaz]

I am very surprised one of my favorite tv shows hasn’t used them

[snow hinge]

can also be directed

just lovely

[cerulean topaz]

https://youtu.be/Gxm_qpKh7Jw

[snow hinge]

military ordinance, probably not allowed

poor cement truck

[cerulean topaz]

I know they did something with hand grenades once

[snow hinge]

I like when they deflated the train car

and ofc explosions with FLAMES and FIREBALLS

[cerulean topaz]

That was an implosion, not an explosion

[snow hinge]

it was cool either way

I'm surprised they never teamed up with the Top Gear guys, that would have been a demolition derby

how about that caravan derby ? don't get to the finish in time and it explodes 🙂

[cerulean topaz]

https://youtu.be/lrhwwK0vAPI

They don’t use real ones, but they do make their own

[snow hinge]

he's wearing a skirt 🙂 nice touch

and stockings

[jaunty tulip]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/843662454805757952/991777862325645372/IMG_2694.gif

[pliant jasper]

M e e l e k i l l!

[languid musk]

get real

[frozen hearth]

BOILED

[flat ridge]

is that crab?

[winter granite]

Imitation crab?

[flat ridge]

i would assume so idk

and why does this one noodle be a cheerio

[frozen hearth]

Sosig

[flat ridge]

no

[serene galleon]

When you boil hotdog don’t you love drinking the foam on top?

[proud willow]

It's boiled sausage with chicken flavored noodles

[frozen hearth]

You could've made a sauce with a crushed tomato, garlic, quarter of an onion and those sausigis

[proud willow]

Shut up chonker

[ruby forum]

surimi

[dull widget]

😂

[frozen hearth]

Have you even seen the thread

[faint dragon]

not really

[frozen hearth]

Why 🗿 right out then

[faint dragon]

the title

[frozen hearth]

it is j

[faint dragon]

j?

[frozen hearth]

jason

[faint dragon]

ok

[faint dragon]

me no speak tacos

[jaunty tulip]

Just watch it, ignore the language

[faint dragon]

💀

[faint dragon]

bruh why

[jaunty tulip]

Best way to cut pizza

[dull widget]

Ikr

[dull widget]

Criminal

Fbi are on their way

💀

[jaunty tulip]

Noooooooo

[dull widget]

https://tenor.com/view/traffic-fbi-open-up-raid-gif-13450966

[jaunty tulip]

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[jaunty tulip]

[faint dragon]

me when

what

[jaunty tulip]

[proud willow]

Pvta madre que buena película

[frozen hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-gif-23608962

[jaunty tulip]

[azure prairie]

guys guys to win anything in any game or real life use this

https://tenor.com/view/keemxdaxtruth-lmao-dead-nope-gif-14774804

orbital fish cannon

[azure prairie]

i have a few weapons and martial arts

try me

[dull widget]

Hot Moms near you:

[azure prairie]

ah yes

perfection

[dull widget]

😎 👌

[azure prairie]

also i saw a car in the video

i think it was a dodge hellcat?

no

It might be from the Volvo car company

[jaunty tulip]

Dr Distrion and me on the race

[azure prairie]

Man thats a good race

Its a really fair race

Who won?

[dull widget]

Joe balls

[azure prairie]

Bad.

the person in the go kart is like what in the world

[jaunty tulip]

Probably the Huracan (that trashcan)

[azure prairie]

yeah

probably

[jaunty tulip]

And second the Vanda (that toilet)

[azure prairie]

yep

makes sense

[jaunty tulip]

[azure prairie]

someone else in the race has a go kart

2 people apparently

and the others?

everything else other than a car

[jaunty tulip]

That Big container is DrDistrion Apollo N

[jaunty tulip]

And that car with a umbrella is my Apollo IE

[jaunty tulip]

lol

[azure prairie]

i agree with your server display name

[jaunty tulip]

[dull widget]

Da bama

[jaunty tulip]

Lesgoo

[serene galleon]

https://youtu.be/IwAIwRrs6xs

[serene galleon]

Lol

[faint dragon]

Hello, Pete's pizza and abortion clinic
Where yesterday's loss is tomorrow's sauce.
What can we do for ya?

[split niche]

rare car????

[serene galleon]

Disgusting

[dull widget]

Idk if my mind is saying this right but that's sus

😵‍💫

[faint dragon]

no we turn yesterdays loss into tomorrows sauce!

[serene galleon]

They turning babies into sauce

That just feels wrong to say

[dull widget]

Ohhh abortion

Didn't see that

Still yikes

Not as bad as I was thinking

But yikes

[zinc nexus]

Dead chat

[jaunty tulip]

The Supreme Court:

https://tenor.com/view/sparkles-and-champagne-sparklesandchampagne-opto_edge-gif-25486986

[faint dragon]

God damn

[craggy edge]

American planes

So good to see 60FPS back

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/IMqXGpZbrOc

[dull widget]

Cyber🐔

[jaunty tulip]

No way! A clip of @karmic wolf getting top 1 on time

[abstract token]

Youre gl 11 how i reached 1 mill in gl 8

[craggy edge]

Wow noice

I'm level 13 rn

[leaden pecan]

New car :)

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/MLm7uP6Vasg

[lavish parcel]

i keep upgrade cars

[lavish parcel]

ty

[craggy edge]

I have it too

[craggy edge]

You're welcome

[lavish parcel]

i have it on 4 stars and its my best car in my garage currently

[craggy edge]

While i have it at 3 stars rn, and it's excellent 👌

[lavish parcel]

ye

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/FKlA57uRPiE

[karmic wolf]

Sorry but THE HELL

This guy's trash driving is better than urs bruv

I had 1.12 in Cresent moon event

[abstract token]

What am i doing here

[frozen hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/cinderace-ballin-gif-24123358

[vapid radish]

Asphalt 9 China (A9C) Event List for Regera Legendary Weekend [Posted on June 12th, 2022]

[sterile steeple]

🤘

[azure leaf]

hi lol

[craggy edge]

Bike is Maxed out 👍

[faint dragon]

🗿

[proud willow]

I'm still wondering if bikes would if in A9...

Probably not
But I would like to see a concept

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/662ZyPIjBfM

[pliant jasper]

Chair.

[jaunty tulip]

Nab i got 1:10 and even tho thats a bad time

[sick sail]

"It just standing there.. MENACINGLY."

-Patrick

[elder relic]

No

https://youtube.com/shorts/mHh4kJak3Mc?feature=share

[raw bough]

@earnest palm yeet

[snow hinge]

You know I am all about science and empirical evidence, but this impossible beauty could make me wonder. The 125MB high res pic is spectacular 🙏 https://webbtelescope.org/contents/media/images/2022/031/01G77PKB8NKR7S8Z6HBXMYATGJ

[elder relic]

137mb for a picture

[snow hinge]

waayyy back in the day, like late 80's, I got hold of a CD with a 5 MB picture of Mars on it, we had no idea how to open a file that big lol

[elder relic]

is that a tb

[frozen hearth]

forty eight, seven hundred and fifty one terabytes

[snow hinge]

there's no shortage of huge files on the NASA site 🙂 this same pic was taken by the Hubble and the difference in resolution and clarity is wild. The new telescope also processes the images much faster than Hubble; minutes as opposed to days

they also had a chart pic showing water vapour in the atmosphere of an exoplanet, it showed up as it transited its star

[dull widget]

😂

[jaunty tulip]

[fringe verge]

https://youtu.be/fF7FbNBI-ys

[serene galleon]

Screenshot the image and then delete the original

50 tb is gonna take up like multiple hard drives just for one file how do you even do that

[frozen hearth]

Good question

[reef bobcat]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/y4dJ8xYd4kVFsNUWlwl5BgetAPC7QcudSyQ3pfhIWB8/http/cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/5647945/e2b2b02828fff11f1cca40779580bb97a95f430c.gif

[sharp delta]

This game looks pretty cool. Should've never overlooked it

[reef bobcat]

in this game its normal to be completely at peace and running for your life in the same two seconds

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469815636311146496/991501765868531762/Subnautica_2022-06-28_20-32-54.mp4

my pc is potato but trust me the graphics look better

then there are fish that are so powerful it can control the minds of AI

read the bottom

[sharp delta]

Lmao that error part 😄 I like it

[reef bobcat]

when you hear this you want to turn back

[sharp delta]

I'm guessing there isn't much ways to "defend" yourself right?

[reef bobcat]

uhh

I guess there are

I opened a time capsule that a player left in their game, in my game, and they gave me a heat-blade, its your primary defense

[iron crown]

@shut wedge 👀 👀
||https://twitter.com/asphalt/status/1546872019161055233?s=20&t=ayRdoJeY8asV_V8MaoANzQ||

[sharp delta]

Interesting. Was that Co-op you were doing?

[reef bobcat]

nope, singleplayer

connected to net

you can create an endgame rifle to create a purple statis field that stops them dead in their tracks and then you can hack away at their neck

someone made this meme to show how one of your submersibles can fend off that fish by electrifying the outer shell

the problem is that theres too MANY enemies and not enough defenses against them so you can only avoid them

[sharp delta]

Damn. So this game is actually hard to play too
Going on my games to play list

[reef bobcat]

and often you will be sailing through dark water so you need sonar, or as the fans call it, the nope-o-meter

its pitch black, you make a pinging sound, and the ground lights up in red to show you what that sonar sound wave has hit

have fun

[serene galleon]

You probably don’t want to turn back because there’s so much good loot

I remember I found a power cell charger and cyclops sonar after that message appeared

[sharp delta]

Thank you for introducing me to that game Some of those fishes really do look terrifying

[serene galleon]

That game is really amazing I also recommend it

Right now I’m playing through it for the third time

And it’s a pretty long game

[sharp delta]

I got it for free a couple years ago but it just went into my backlog of free Epic Games giveways library

[serene galleon]

Yep that’s just one more reason to play it

However I do not recommend the new subnautica below zero

That game is bad

I mean that game doesn’t even have a giant submarine…

[plain topaz]

ok

[frozen hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-nagle-cat-serval-sogga-pizza-gif-22801273

[reef bobcat]

pfft

[proud willow]

@frozen hearth I prefer the other draw style pfp

[frozen hearth]

This one is a comm I made her like 5 years ago

Same artist

[proud willow]

You draw?

[frozen hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-broken-cat-cat-drinking-cat-licking-cat-air-gif-20661740

[frozen hearth]

I sketch

(never finish stuff)

((lazy as hell))

So I never post my works, nowhere

[proud willow]

Ok then

[frozen hearth]

Honestly I feel awful about them

[proud willow]

You'll never reach that Patreon furry wealth with that attitude

[reef bobcat]

he's on his way

[proud willow]

Kinda

[frozen hearth]

Not really

I'd post my posterior online before my art

Which I'd never do

[peak kettle]

relatable

almost swore

what did you sent

dm me

[faint dragon]

Aight 💀

[faint dragon]

Open yo dms

[peak kettle]

oh wait

right

how do i open it

i frogor

[faint dragon]

Turn this on

[peak kettle]

oh alright

already open

[frozen hearth]

hello for hacked account spam

[faint dragon]

Still not working, hold on imma send a request

[peak kettle]

mobile

i cant dm you either

[frozen hearth]

Check safe direct message settings

[peak kettle]

oh wait

nvm

[plain topaz]

what.

that's from years ago

[frozen hearth]

ok minor

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-dance-cat-vibe-cat-vibing-leila-gif-24155594

How are gas prices btw

[plain topaz]

i'm not american

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-floss-gif-22005667

[frozen hearth]

ok but how are gas prices there

[plain topaz]

stink

[frozen hearth]

darn

[fringe verge]

@fringe stream here

[fringe stream]

oke

[fringe stream]

id prefer 2x barrel rolls in the start fr

and rail ride at the bridge

but its a very clean run

[proud willow]

🤓

[fringe verge]

thnx. Tbh i am scared of this car's fizzics so had to play safe

[fringe stream]

yea maybe rail ride will cost in mp

[fringe verge]

yeah

[fringe stream]

but barrel rolls is safe as long as u dont hit the tram lol

[fringe verge]

yea XD

[fringe stream]

and u r using closed cam

[unreal coral]

[fringe verge]

because of Racerbest

[unreal coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLwms9kMBoE&list=RDMM31j4DIpgY9U&index=10&ab_channel=DubstepGutter

h

[fringe stream]

lol i always use action .. i cant predict sometimes whats ahead and how much input should be given

action is significantly at higher altitude so it gives a better view

[fringe verge]

ik. I used to play with action

[fringe stream]

altho ive seen many pros used closed

btw i wanted to ask

how do i make my screen tilt like starr park

[fringe verge]

i think he uses horizontal tilt

[fringe stream]

i tried using that but after screen recording it wasnt in view

that looks very cool ngl

[fringe verge]

strange

[fringe verge]

yeah it does

[fringe stream]

imma try n do it agn

but first m gonna go play gta

[fringe verge]

pog

i'll have to continue with fh5 after my exams🤣

[fringe stream]

do i have to tilt horizontally too?

or i can just tilt like i used to

oh it works

but m using f5 rip

[fringe verge]

oof

[fringe stream]

so much sensitivity

[fringe verge]

f5 and c1 (before they changed it) had way too sharp drift radii

[fringe stream]

now ik

u have to use hz+closed

it doesnt work on hz+action

[ruby forum]

cring

[unreal coral]

blame my youtube recommendations

[faint dragon]

Welp

Anyways i got my meme stealing license

[ruby forum]

u got muted

[faint dragon]

Yes i did

[proud willow]

Dumpstep
In 2022

[faint dragon]

@fringe verge Alien run

[faint dragon]

Chad

[dull widget]

Lol

[teal frost]

https://twitter.com/jarno_opmeer/status/1546906885441425410

Jarno Opmeer (@jarno_opmeer)

No stream tonight will touch grass and eat food outside of my room.

Likes

1792

Twitter · Jul 12, 2022, 5:18 PM

[craggy edge]

Touch that grass

[plain relic]

Got Sesto in a different game 😁

[jaunty tulip]

Chef

[dull widget]

Big onions

[teal frost]

@hallow scroll check recent suggestion in #🏎・car-suggestions . He suggested the car which already in the game.

[jaunty tulip]

Johncenaaaaa

[faint dragon]

Nice file name

[faint dragon]

Death is the final Solution

[dull widget]

😎

[brazen seal]

Yo did a guy called winchester dm you guys about someone faking your steam profile and stealing his 100 dollars?

[dull widget]

Don't click it

High chance its a scam

[teal frost]

https://www.mclaren.com/racing/team/indycar-champion-alex-palou-join-mclaren-racing-2023/

[teal frost]

Yea

https://youtu.be/U3hEFSV1THA

[brazen seal]

he said to login and help him do something if not he will spam report my acc lol

[dull widget]

Defo a scam

[brazen seal]

yea

[faint dragon]

anyone playing racing master?

3rd beta will launch today

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/Hvk63LADbFc

[crisp fractal]

@hallow scroll

😕

Why?

[winged iron]

@hallow scroll

please comeback

[hallow scroll]

No please

[winged iron]

why?

[hallow scroll]

Just can't tolerate some ppl

[winged iron]

did i do something to offend you?

[hallow scroll]

No... 😅

[winged iron]

but please reconsider joining back

server is literally dead without you and Switch

[hallow scroll]

Then i wouldn't be talking to u here... Haha

[faint dragon]

@peak kettle why ping

I was eating pizza

[peak kettle]

oh ok

wait what

u r muted

[faint dragon]

?

Yes i am muted

[craggy edge]

Red Impostor singing a song

[craggy edge]

Why did you got muted?

[faint dragon]

Idk

I forgot

[craggy edge]

It seems that you have said a bad word

[faint dragon]

I couldn't care less tbh

[craggy edge]

Ok then

[faint dragon]

Anyways bye nerds

[faint dragon]

@peak kettle bru

[peak kettle]

lmao

[faint dragon]

Mate I'm busy with something

[peak kettle]

do ask

just take your time

[leaden dome]

Ngl I had my doubts looking at the videos...
It's a shame...

[leaden dome]

Now what happened there?
🍿

[faint dragon]

yes

the game is huge

[craggy edge]

Lol

[craggy edge]

BIG datas i see

[faint dragon]

yeah

[craggy edge]

Which platform you use?

I use Android mostly

[frozen hearth]

Bongus

[frozen hearth]

That's android 🗿

[craggy edge]

I was just asking

[frozen hearth]

But that's android 🗿

[craggy edge]

Ikr

[faint dragon]

android

i also have iphone

[craggy edge]

I see

[hallow scroll]

Some ppl won't change, now i regret joining back last time like a shameless, if someone don't have ego that doesn't mean xyz will keep hurting it...

[leaden dome]

Dm

[faint dragon]

[pliant jasper]

Exit and wait

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/VKio2RvUDsA

[zenith moss]

Ace Racer has a proper anniversary

[proud willow]

Why YouTube is full of shock stuff?

[zenith moss]

Starfall wish with premium cars and skins, event to make tons of premium currency.

[zenith moss]

Cuz you watched some and the algorithm is now recommending them to you.

[proud willow]

No no

I mean
There's gore and stuff in the surface

[zenith moss]

Ah you mean that. No one said the algorithm is good.

[reef whale]

Any half decent game will have an anniversary rewarding players. This A9 is a bad joke but we’re used to being starved

[zenith moss]

I grew tired of it and quit

And this board doesnt include everything

No things are mentioned like the new 10* map with unique gameplay mechanics money giveaways etc.

[reef whale]

If only Asphalt 9 was managed by people with the slightest foresight, it would be so much better

[flat ridge]

how are you muted but still talking

[reef whale]

Too bad we’re stuck with the donkeys running the show

[zenith moss]

Have you seen Disney Speedstorm?

They want to use the same business practices as here in a game targeting CHILDREN

[reef whale]

Because this discord is like their game, full of flaws

[zenith moss]

Not "suitable for all ages but actually causes gambling addiction" but actual children.

[reef whale]

Yes, it’s disgusting. Wish they would get put in jail for inciting gambling in underage players

[zenith moss]

The progression system is exactly the same as A9's with the campaign events etc.

Except a chunk of the career mode is a seasonal thing

which can be taken as the "special events" section of A9

Except the main reward from them is just battle pass XP

And even during the test not owning the pass means you will always be a few levels behind.

[reef whale]

I’ve been playing A9 for nearly 2 years, so close to quitting. Such a dissapointing game

[zenith moss]

I quit after the first Regera event.

Game went downhill after that pretty quickly

Game had so much potential during the soft launch period but that's how Gameloft games work, play them during the tests and forget them on launch.

[reef whale]

Oh yeah, the regera rerun special event a few months back was another total scam. Hardly any rewards compared to original special event

They make everything cost more tokens and tokens have never been so hard to get

Literally making us grind 24/7 for peanuts

[zenith moss]

Ace Racer made a step towards that direction as well

They removed the first x10 pull fragment pity, increasing the cost of obtaining a "premium" car by 50 pulls

That increased the cost of obtaining said car type by 25$

Aside from that we have been getting more resources then ever, doing an average 400 pulls per season on f2p banners

The problem is how they decided to keep buffing older premium cars to the point of straight up making them broken

The Jesko is borderline unstoppable now.

[reef whale]

I feel like Asphalt 9 doesn’t update cars enough. They should try to find a balance so that more cars are used in multiplayer

It’s boring to always see the 5 same cars being used

[zenith moss]

It removes debuffs from his entire party every 7 seconds + charges 4% ultimate energy for self while it's ultimate which originally granted it a small speedboost of 30km/h is now 100, going from 300km/h on average to 370.

[zenith moss]

They did balance cars. they nerfed the OG Ford GT to oblivion only to sell the Mk2 later with the original stats.

[reef whale]

MK2 would be ok if it were C class car

It has no business in B class

[zenith moss]

I follow A9 on other news outlets hoping for a chance to return but the devs are just making it harder and harder for me to return

Theres no point in doing so.

[reef whale]

Corvette gs, AM vantage, Apollo IE, DBS, porsche Gt3, huracan evo so many better cars

[reef whale]

True, they are shitting the bed even more each season

Actually embarrassing

My 12 year old cousin can see everything what’s wrong with this game and the management cant even be bothered to fix it

[frozen hearth]

Grey role

[zenith moss]

Theres no reason for them to fix it as long as ppl play the game and spend money on it

[reef whale]

I guess it’s because people keep paying

[reef whale]

Yep 👍

[zenith moss]

Gameloft is a company where ppl vote with their wallets let that be time (watching ads to refill things, or forced ads) or actual cash.

[frozen hearth]

They keep adding so many cars they forget about the rest

So they occasionally add boring/paywalled rerun events

but that's for #🏎・general

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-jump-cute-gif-7775619

[proud willow]

Stupid sogger

[zenith vigil]

https://youtu.be/QpeoVxdVCxA

[frozen hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-stare-zoom-gif-23970280

[frozen hearth]

him

[serene galleon]

https://youtu.be/5zZyiY23OpY chrisfix made a video about my car what are the chances

[thin relic]

Emo Pichu

[frozen hearth]

Raw

[humble sapphire]

https://youtu.be/mkq0QC-BjuU

I found this

[zenith vigil]

did you extract the obb file in the obb folder

[humble sapphire]

Well i haven't try yet

[proud willow]

I don't wanna download Russian files

[regal timber]

embrace mother russia

[regal timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjHWaif2mHM&t=33s&ab_channel=CanalÁreaDroid

this works if that doesnt

[zenith vigil]

portuguese

[regal timber]

most likely the games gonna crash once

but 2nd try should work

[zenith vigil]

btw thats a modded version

with infinite money

and shaders

[humble sapphire]

Soo it should look better

🧍‍♂️

[regal timber]

theres a regular apk?

[zenith vigil]

ofc

[regal timber]

oh

[zenith vigil]

theres not a single apk

[rotund cedar]

I hate how it's easier to find modded apks than unmodded ones

[regal timber]

f

fr

[humble sapphire]

Noo??

Ok but seriously i want to try this game but without mods and stuff

[rotund cedar]

I had to spend some time looking for unmodded apks last time I tried downloading the game

[proud willow]

Based

[humble sapphire]

I want to finish that game too,and i can say i am a king of asphalt ✨💀

[zenith vigil]

have you played

asphalt 6

and asphalt 5

[rotund cedar]

I am Rich™️

[humble sapphire]

Asphalt GT

I think it was called

[proud willow]

Where the not modded APK at

[humble sapphire]

How

Give the apk and obb

[rotund cedar]

I'm playing on Windows

pfffft

spEEEEd

[zenith vigil]

honestly just keep looking for it

[proud willow]

@rotund cedar SPEEEEED

[humble sapphire]

😦

[zenith vigil]

eventually you'll find it

[humble sapphire]

Apk pure frw

[rotund cedar]

nice delayed input

[humble sapphire]

Ftw**

[zenith vigil]

and experience the insane gameplay

of asphalt 7

(heat)

[humble sapphire]

💀💀

Thanks dad

Ok i give up

I will play some GT on psp instead

[rotund cedar]

I can't see a thing

[jaunty tulip]

asphalt 6 when?

[jaunty tulip]

android ?

[rotund cedar]

Yeah

wait wait wait

@humble sapphire I had an idea

[humble sapphire]

This is cool

[rotund cedar]

So... I have A7's apk and obb files downloaded

Maybe I could send them to you somehow?

[humble sapphire]

Oh

Yeah

Google cloud or smth?

[jaunty tulip]

I have that game but for iOs

[faint dragon]

what game

[frozen hearth]

Gurantsūrisumō PSP

[faint dragon]

[frozen hearth]

Or gran turismo for boys

[jaunty tulip]

Me when mute

[proud willow]

That is not cool
It's empty

I would like PSP GT if it had some events instead of that... Quick play thing

[sharp delta]

https://rmunlimited.net/rmmanualinstall/

[faint dragon]

@sharp delta ok im installing

There is app in zip?

[sharp delta]

There's no zip. It's an apks file

[frozen hearth]

@faint dragon on fone?

[faint dragon]

Huh

[frozen hearth]

You're playing it on a phone?

[faint dragon]

O ye

[frozen hearth]

what fone

[serene galleon]

new phone who dis

[faint dragon]

🗿

[winter granite]

https://imgur.com/xVafiMl

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[frozen hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-gif-22266338

[winter granite]

the farte

[faint dragon]

chonky ferret

[faint dragon]

this looks like a cod completionist skin

dimescus or sum

[dull widget]

🤣

[proud willow]

I need my PS3 back...
But it's in my mother's house
And I hate my mother

And my Xbox...
And my Wii...
And my PSP so I can mod it...
And my 3DS so I can play that 3DS Kirby game...

[plain topaz]

ok

[faint dragon]

Ok

[peak kettle]

still muted?

[faint dragon]

Only a couple hours left I'm guessing

I'll be unmuted at 10:25am

[zenith vigil]

do you think power league should have replaced power play

[hearty elbow]

lol

[zenith vigil]

i personally hate power league

[hearty elbow]

nah don't spam me with questions that brawl stars def team should know

[zenith vigil]

power league is such a miserable gamemode

[hearty elbow]

lol I am diamond 2

[hearty elbow]

for noobs

not saying that you are neccesarily one

(don't mind my spelling)

[zenith vigil]

i will stan power play forever

[serene galleon]

we'll be right back...

[loud fjord]

damn, no noot noot.

[dull widget]

🤣

"if ur gonna screw up, make them wonder how"

[jaunty tulip]

what is the point of being muted if you can post here 🥶

[faint dragon]

Idk

[jaunty tulip]

lol fr this is gameloft ceo?

[faint dragon]

Nooooo

He already dead bruh

[jaunty tulip]

F but his soul still eating money from LP

[faint dragon]

Oh god

[jaunty tulip]

[jaunty tulip]

GL after scaming a kid with LP that wanted Countach

[jaunty tulip]

noooooooo 😭 😭 plsssss nooo

[faint dragon]

Damn

I feel sorry for you

[jaunty tulip]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516358914108030997/992412228726829117/2BD1261A-69FD-4DC5-A0A5-E163188134A2.gif

[jaunty tulip]

Asian trick

[faint dragon]

I use this trick too

Super efficient

[jaunty tulip]

[jaunty tulip]

using dall e mini is funny

[jaunty tulip]

[winter granite]

Ayo send this again!!

[jaunty tulip]

[winter granite]

Frfr

[faint dragon]

Ay yo

Nah

We already know it

[jaunty tulip]

Dallemini funi

[faint dragon]

I think imma go insane

[jaunty tulip]

use it on the right moment

[faint dragon]

@rigid zephyr

Wakey wakey

[jaunty tulip]

cup

[faint dragon]

[jaunty tulip]

Best song

[reef bobcat]

zr1 in subnautica

[faint dragon]

Zamm

[frozen hearth]

lad bought a droid for gaming

[dull widget]

🦛

[proud willow]

The Turismo

[faint dragon]

Live Samsung s7 performance

[loud fjord]

every time i listen to Bury the Light, i feel motivated.

[frozen hearth]

What's that

[loud fjord]

u know what, nvm

[frozen hearth]

meme normie spotted

Everybody knows devil trigger > btl

[loud fjord]

yea i know i don't talk about memes all the time

[frozen hearth]

These vergil memes burnt my love for the song.

[serene galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994458295580504075/997001673564241940/Minecraft_2022-07-13_21-46-22.mp4

[mystic aspen]

https://twitter.com/naeta_4/status/1547245543931359257?t=Omwr9e5VSjpb5bbA-WwGrA&s=19

なえた (@naeta_4)

やっとjeskoでも出来た
#Asphalt9Legends
#NintendoSwitch

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 13, 2022, 3:44 PM

[faint dragon]

Real

[mystic aspen]

Real

Legit

[faint dragon]

💀 god DAMN

[rapid topaz]

Loreal paris

[solemn dagger]

Damn Daniel dolphin sounds

[mystic aspen]

Jesko goes brrrr

[rapid topaz]

Apollo hunt is needed more than Hussarya

[abstract oak]

No

[rapid topaz]

U have apollo?

And hussrya how many ⭐

[abstract oak]

4*

[abstract oak]

2*

[fair night]

Hi

[jaunty tulip]

Finally no muted anymore

[faint dragon]

Yeah

[jaunty tulip]

Thats nice

[faint dragon]

Bru

[jaunty tulip]

Thats me trying to get some money for LP

[faint dragon]

Understandable

[pliant jasper]

Komedy

[jaunty tulip]

🤔

[peak kettle]

clover what are you doing there
help me grab the bags

[jaunty tulip]

[loud fjord]

is it possible to remaster or remake asphalt 6 or no?

[dull widget]

No

[loud fjord]

ok. just asking this if it's possible.

[spark sail]

i literally unboosted for a reason

so that i'd stop getting random friend requests

but i still get them

[plain topaz]

ok

[sonic cape]

i think you should leave

so you won't get friend req

[teal frost]

https://www.motor1.com/news/597781/pininfarina-battista-series-production-start/

[loud fjord]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4PNXGdAoWA

[spark sail]

great idea

[faint dragon]

well thanks Gameloft

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/Wtio2BiFc64

[rocky fiber]

I caught a glimpse of a Nissan GTR at a dealership. I stopped and saw a bonus surprise too!

[proud willow]

That splitter looks fake

[craggy edge]

Aint that Almighty GT-R?

[craggy edge]

I got these during the event

Pagani is now POGani
Also, good race

[sage notch]

What the hell. A kind of an ad or instruction about nuclear bomb

But here the thing, after the bomb explodes, electromagnetic will likely disrupt any electronic devices

[craggy edge]

Hmm... weird advices about evading a nuclear explosion

[sage notch]

Which renders the 3rd pretty much useless

Unless you know how to use old style radio

[proud willow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-descent-into-madness-is-complete-madness-going-insane-insanity-mental-gif-22579930

Thanks to Auckland

[kindred sundial]

if you all ready have it , you gonna get just 2 tradecoins 😂

[faint dragon]

i don't have it

[topaz pond]

Either these are the steps to follow during a lethal outbreak or nuclear fallout, but yes as you've pointed out, the latter seems unlikely if one is to consider the effects of such an accident. So what is it?

[proud willow]

Nude woman 🤤

[flat ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23501265

[jaunty tulip]

[keen geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/740155295040536641/943241664745582692/x6jc2gc68ph81.gif

The entire shrek movie in gif format

[frozen hearth]

How to enable sound on gif

[flat ridge]

hmm

[frozen hearth]

Can you caption the vid, I don't understand

[flat ridge]

my speaker broken, please type out the video

[proud willow]

I'm blind

[lyric glade]

[dull widget]

Damn she stupid

[spiral zodiac]

bites the fan's cable instead

[dull widget]

The crowd isn't helpful either lmaooo

I'd laugh hard if any man can bite fabric like that

💀

[spiral zodiac]

Plot twist: denture falls off

[dull widget]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[jaunty tulip]

[jaunty tulip]

Invisible Gf

[jaunty tulip]

Oh s*** it seems your phone are ruining the png's

Send a png again

[faint dragon]

Looks about right

[jaunty tulip]

Not much, Black BG

[faint dragon]

[faint dragon]

[jaunty tulip]

Me when i see Rage Bull Season

[jaunty tulip]

Fax show

[elder relic]

[jaunty tulip]

Asians

[faint dragon]

I can relate

My no scopes are worth a nut

[jaunty tulip]

[dull widget]

Or stepmum