🪄・off-topic

[leaden dome]

It's written there..

[faint dragon]

Ok

[keen chasm]

Pog

[spiral plinth]

[faint dragon]

Pog deez

N

U

Tz

@keen chasm deez nutz

[keen chasm]

Well, sorry to tell you its is not funny

[faint dragon]

Am I trying to be funny

[keen chasm]

Probably yes

Well pinging peoples to only say deez nutz maybe bit too annoying for some or maybe most peoples

[teal frost]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CajpznVo65P/?utm_medium=share_sheet

lotuscars

Recreate the first British all-electric hypercar with theSpeed Champions Lotus Evija.

Available now! (link in bio)

Likes

222

Instagram

[green igloo]

Geef me en clapp papa

[sick sail]

ey

its a joke.

[wide fractal]

Oh no

[sick sail]

Oh. Nato is playin A8

[stark hare]

A8 u gud brah ?

[royal palm]

Gud

[sick sail]

"STAY AWAY!!"

[keen chasm]

Umm, I'm afraid that also counted as self-promotion so idk

[sick sail]

No Self Promotion bruh.

[stark hare]

hope gins dont see it lol

[keen chasm]

imagine clauwudia see it instead

[fringe star]

Absolutely no promotion I created a YouTube channel because it shows my skills.😁

[stark hare]

Clawdia sees off topic 💀 ?

[keen chasm]

0.0000000001%

[fringe star]

We are players as well, support is enough. You don't even need to follow up.😂😂

[keen chasm]

Well, it's counted as promotion bcs you posted a screenshot about your channel and said "please follow me" instead just posting your video so if mod sees this, you might at risk

[stark hare]

Vro what's thr risk it's a warn though

[keen chasm]

Yesterday, someone got muted bcs self-promotion

[robust osprey]

@clever bronze promo

[stark hare]

Yeet

[robust osprey]

Oh wait

oof

[keen chasm]

oof

[fringe star]

Ok

[dull widget]

🤣

Cold

Lmao

[plush bay]

When gameloft doesn’t want you to win 😂😭

[frozen hearth]

No allowed

[plush bay]

Oh sorry

[scarlet dock]

imagine perfect nitro in air

[ancient ibex]

LMAO

[ancient ibex]

thats minecraft

[scarlet dock]

yes

in my very arrogant opinion, it's the best game that was and ever will be made

[ancient ibex]

XD

this is 9 asphalt legends only

[sick sail]

Nut Impact

[scarlet dock]

this is #🪄・off-topic

everything that's not A9 goes here

[sick sail]

yes

[dense merlin]

I could win with camaro on the race only with Pininfarinas maxed

[scarlet dock]

#🎖・multiplayer

[ancient ibex]

oh

[ancient ibex]

LMAO

[scarlet dock]

because everybody that's still in silver league is absolutely pepega

[ancient ibex]

my time with that car 1:24:394 seconds

[scarlet dock]

do you actually know the variant

and under what conditions do you get to know that

[ancient ibex]

no

[scarlet dock]

it could be The Cave

but that lap time is too pathetic that way

I think it's uh

Scotland - Wildlands, I believe

[scarlet dock]

take 2 because fiziks

[dense merlin]

There were a lot of corvettes in silver ;_;

You can see there I am silver boi

Guys,what controls do u prefer?
Me:Tap to steer

[teal frost]

#🎖・multiplayer

[sick sail]

Wh-What??

Hell naw

[plush bay]

I didn’t notice that

[scarlet dock]

tap to steer because I'm too lazy to do a controller setup

[plush bay]

I think tap to steer might be better bcs if you tilt you may have problem seeing the track

[dense merlin]

Agree

[scarlet dock]

no because tilt to steer can use progressive inputs

[scarlet dock]

controller/tilt to steer > keyboard/tap to steer >>>>> touchdrive

[dense merlin]

I saved car of major player

I liked how he painted this Huracan

[opal ermine]

What is that game? Definitely not a9🤨

[opal ermine]

Controller Player🙋‍♂️

[dense merlin]

Need for Speed No limits

[dreamy verge]

guys

want to join pro team?

[amber tapir]

IndianComputerService#8724 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[opal ermine]

What do u means

Mean*?

[dreamy verge]

pro team

the club

asphalt 9

[opal ermine]

Oh

Sure

[dreamy verge]

ok

here are the requirements

[opal ermine]

Just left my club today

[dreamy verge]

😃😃

[opal ermine]

Brah

Na

[dreamy verge]

jk lol, here are the REAL requirements

[opal ermine]

I better be w out club

[opal ermine]

I only get Gold second one, yesterday I got Ruf 39, and Sunday I got Garage lvl 12

[dense merlin]

I want but I can't play every day cuz exams

[opal ermine]

So this isn’t something for me

[opal ermine]

Bruh

[dreamy verge]

ruf?

[opal ermine]

I play only those daily events to make my Centenario on max

[opal ermine]

Rep level

[dreamy verge]

you need to atleast be GL11 minimum

[opal ermine]

How much club points u have

[dreamy verge]

you are GL12

[dense merlin]

Nicholas I huv only 12 lvl garage with 46 cars
300+ on club every day

[opal ermine]

Got*

[dreamy verge]

1.5M+

[opal ermine]

🤨

[dreamy verge]

300 rep a day

[opal ermine]

Show me

[dreamy verge]

🤔

[dreamy verge]

ok

[dense merlin]

Can I join?

[opal ermine]

How can a 1,5m+ club not have 20 ppl

[dreamy verge]

sorry, min club requires atleast 2k rep

a day

[dense merlin]

I play on manual
Tip:alien 50%
Fps:18

[opal ermine]

I‘am still waiting

To see if ur club is real

[opal ermine]

Bruh

I know this club

[dense merlin]

I heard that Pro™ has minimum requirements club, is that right?

[dreamy verge]

yes

[opal ermine]

Saw it today

[dreamy verge]

alpha is 2k rep min a day

[opal ermine]

But I don’t give a care

Bcs

I‘m Sigma

[dreamy verge]

sigma?

[opal ermine]

😸

I don’t need club

[dreamy verge]

oh

[opal ermine]

🤓

Imagine

[dreamy verge]

aight

[opal ermine]

I bet A9 will be destroyed by dumb updates in 3-4 years

[dreamy verge]

the entire community bets

[opal ermine]

Like they did to A8

[dreamy verge]

nah

it'll prolly take 1 more year

[opal ermine]

2018 was the best A8 time

M2 se

R8 se

Man

[dreamy verge]

yeah

[opal ermine]

So much fun pushing noobs away

[dreamy verge]

a8 was such a gem until all the cars in the game got nerfed like heck

[opal ermine]

Or the full nitro

[opal ermine]

Yeah

[dreamy verge]

anyway

[opal ermine]

Dezir was the king of D class

Man

[dreamy verge]

you were saying you were gonna max out your centenario?

[opal ermine]

Yes

[dreamy verge]

mm

[opal ermine]

Saturday

4 more

3*

[dreamy verge]

do you have this car yet? (or like close to unlocking it?)

[opal ermine]

No

[dreamy verge]

mm

[opal ermine]

Nitro of this guy is pretty good

[dreamy verge]

did you play it's car hunt that came 1 month ago (or so..)

[dreamy verge]

ye

handling is 2nd best in the game, I believe

[opal ermine]

Never saw it

There was just a free try

Event

[scenic glade]

Skyline r34 cartesian artwork still in progress for my school project bruh bruh bruh🗿

[opal ermine]

ok

[dreamy verge]

oh, the it's football time event

[opal ermine]

Right

[dreamy verge]

anyway, was the car easy to drive?

[opal ermine]

Sure

Rezvanzi also a god

Got scared of the acceleration

Man this was fast asf

[scenic glade]

I miss asphalt 8 matchmaking heheheh

[opal ermine]

Yeah man

[dreamy verge]

yeah, now matchmaking is the same as a9

basically

[opal ermine]

A8 was just mich better

[dreamy verge]

yes

[opal ermine]

No td

🥱

I miss to play

[scenic glade]

I remember the moment that my Rank 1698 veyron won against rank 1860 pagani huayra bc in multiplayer

[opal ermine]

Spend a lot of money

[dreamy verge]

one thing I hate about a8

we can't use nitro in the air

[opal ermine]

I remember when I won against the r8 se players w my m2 se wich was only maxed

[opal ermine]

Yeah but this was better

You saw more r8 se in mp than m2 se

[scenic glade]

The physics in a8 is more accurate than a9 tbh

[opal ermine]

Yes

For real

[dreamy verge]

100x more

[opal ermine]

Y’all saw my video?

[dreamy verge]

atleast in a8, cars don't do a backflip when going on a ramp

[scenic glade]

A9 physics go fake crashing that causes u anxiety lmaooao

[opal ermine]

#🎖・multiplayer

[opal ermine]

Istg, then the car flips on back then if u drive near the wall u crash😒

Sorry for bed englush

[scenic glade]

I also hav bad ingerish

And typing issue

[dreamy verge]

wallride issues

[opal ermine]

👁👄👁

[scenic glade]

Meanwhile Sector 8 map for drifting tryhards:

[opal ermine]

Rimac c_two ❌ Rimac Nevera✅

[opal ermine]

Yoooo forgot this og map

[scenic glade]

Trion nemesis got buffed sooo goood

[opal ermine]

I swear

[scenic glade]

And audi R8 SE turned into a legless rolling chicken

[opal ermine]

This car was good

God*

Every car in A8 had pretty good nitro stats

[scenic glade]

Then the mercedes amg clk SE got nerfed to death

[opal ermine]

Nobody likes this car

Liked*

I don’t even know if someone owned this car😹

Remember hayabusa

Man

This bike was a class

S*

[scenic glade]

New MP system allow maxed dart GT users go to elite league easily 🗿

[opal ermine]

Bruh

This dude still exist?

💀

[frozen hearth]

No afal in

[dreamy verge]

bro

I had almost max ccgs at GL11

I was at 4*

[elder rapids]

Btw I'm facing a problem on md,if I'm trying to turning the car in any direction then it's not getting staring

[dreamy verge]

md?

my device?

[dreamy verge]

maybe, try reinstalling your game?

[elder rapids]

Dis issue

[elder rapids]

Manual drive

Let me reinstall

[dreamy verge]

oh, you have to reinstall

[elder rapids]

Ye, doing it

[gleaming mural]

Uff guys i found this old picture of A9

[sage notch]

The real life villain of Nintendo is really Bowser

[gleaming mural]

And then this club rewards😭😩

You get 100K Coins at 7.5k points 😩

[teal frost]

#🏎・general

[gleaming mural]

bruh in general i can’t post screens

i dont know why

[teal frost]

Dude u can now.

[wide fractal]

He's in Bronze, you can only upload images if you are in Platinum

[teal frost]

Now I see

[willow chasm]

is this related with ingame rating? or separate system?

[wide fractal]

Ummmm... Platinum level in this server

[willow chasm]

what level for platinum?

[wide fractal]

45

[willow chasm]

whoa

[dull widget]

😂

[elder rapids]

What,rpm? He's not even a rpm member and also gl8 yet

[wide fractal]

Haizzzz... Yet another noobs trying to be like pro by adding RpM, Pro, Ł,... into their name

[frozen hearth]

Why are you even posting this here

[dreamy verge]

correction: RpM Messier Man Ł

[glad lagoon]

What? The rock path always works for me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[glad lagoon]

Dang, I got Platinum League at Garage level 10 lol. I'm at Garage Level 12, so I almost qualify for Delta...😅 😕

[dreamy verge]

I got plat league when I was garage level 9

[glad lagoon]

Sh** it's STILL scary...even in the morning 😅 😳 😭

[dreamy verge]

here's an old pic

[frozen hearth]

#🎖・multiplayer

[glad lagoon]

Haha...I got in by one point with like 3 hours left in the Season...😅 😩

[dreamy verge]

rip

[glad lagoon]

After MANY losses lol

My score was like...

📈 📉 📈

📉 📈 📉

📈 📉 📉

[dreamy verge]

what's soo hard about not giving me this game?

like, pls give

[glad lagoon]

What, the bumper?

[dreamy verge]

yes

the last item this game gave me of the ccgs, was this

[glad lagoon]

Honestly, I hate when some of those cosmetics are so subtle that you barely even see it lol

Like, if it's THAT subtle, then I don't want it lol

[dreamy verge]

like this

[glad lagoon]

I want something bold that I can flex on other player's with to compensate for my low self-esteem 👌

[dreamy verge]

yeah, like this

[glad lagoon]

lol jk, I'm not depressed

[glad lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-binoculars-gif-10150805

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-is-going-on-in-here-goofy-disney-binoculars-cute-gif-16538509

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-binoculars-looking-see-you-gif-12342176

https://tenor.com/view/rafael-nadal-rafa-microscope-tennis-tennisgifs-gif-20844960

https://tenor.com/view/calculation-math-hangover-allen-zach-galifianakis-gif-6219070

[keen slate]

THE

math

https://tenor.com/view/math-calculating-formulas-confused-little-girl-gif-19737617

[frozen hearth]

?

[glad lagoon]

It's a trick!
They're both the same
😏 👉

[winter granite]

I’m sorry you feel that way against reality

[gleaming mural]

bruh whats wrong with you

so you say there is no war?

ok then i can’t help you🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ Belive what you want to belive but it’s makes me laughing what you say

[winter granite]

im also sorry you feel the need to overgeneralize what you do not want to know and ignore what you need to know to compensate for your rather unfortunate worldview

[flat ridge]

thou art stupid

[long wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-eyes-burn-cannot-unsee-burned-in-my-memory-gif-4950537

[winter granite]

dont worry, what you believe in is very, very questionable (:

[ancient ibex]

rip

lets dance

[winter granite]

Oh, and also, don’t interpret my apologies as sympathy. It’s pity. I feel the need to clarify that since if you believe type of stuff you believe in I KNOW you can’t read

[winter granite]

Spoterfy

Ok but I literally don’t?? Our family literally uses the tv to watch Chinese soap operas on YouTube??

[ancient ibex]

lmao

[winter granite]

I don’t know, how come your parents never pushed you to complete basic education?

[ancient ibex]

idk

[dull widget]

Lmao is man living in a dream?

🤨

[dusk ibex]

so u believe the Covid 19 is fake ? right?

u didnt have to have TV to see the pandemic
i saw a lot of my friend like u that didnt believe it but then some of them got it

[dull widget]

Sad reality

The type of ppl who won't believe until its dead-infront of their eyes

[dusk ibex]

even then they wont bro

[olive sequoia]

🚶 🚪

hello chat

oh well

🚪 🚶

[dull widget]

Helo fuzzball

And bye

Each to their own 🤨

[olive sequoia]

yeah um

[dull widget]

🥲

Fine by me ig

[dusk ibex]

so why do u think what u believe is true ? can u explain it to me

[dull widget]

🥴

[dusk ibex]

u didnt answer my question

u know i dont watch TV at all bc of where i live

only the thing i saw with my own eyes .

[dusk ibex]

i guess u cant explain it then

why do u think what u believe is true ?

let just talk about covid for a moment

so u didnt even bother to visit a site for vaxination?

and u think he got blood cancer bc of the vaccine

i know for a fact that some vaccine may cause the cloth blood but the % is very very low

no lower than that

i myself got my 3rd vaccine a month ago and i didnt feel a thing

and what is ue proof of this exactly

its kind of funny bc for 2 month i was in ICU for my dad . in fact it was one of the spike of covid . and i was in the hospital take care of my dad b4 he died he was 82yo and i saw a lot of elderly died bc of it too . so based what i saw in there .they r lying to ur face

that not the case bro .

and u know it

[frozen hearth]

21

[dusk ibex]

ur believe based on the Ministry of Health released
but i saw it with my own eyes and not just elderly ppl was dying from it even young ppl . ppl in my age was dying from it

[frozen hearth]

9

10

[dusk ibex]

this one

yeah i know about the mistake they do in hospitals ofc

[reef bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-argument-discord-roblox-roblox-meme-discord-roblox-gif-20702374

[dusk ibex]

but covid was world wide . we were not talking about vaccine in the 1st place i wanted u to proof that Covid 19 is fake

oh am i

really

bring it on

[long wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-julia-popcorn-popcorn-mask-eating-gif-17789318

[dusk ibex]

dude i was in the hospital for my dad for 2 hole month . doctors were everywhere . ur entire proof is based on internet? really?
i'm living in a country that all they do is filtring truth .

i'm glad that u or anyone close to u didnt get covid 19. and u didnt see the real horror up close with ur own eyes

[long wasp]

dont feed the troll bro, hes the type of guys who would say nothing is wrong with him even tho he is in intensive care or whatever you call it in english

[dusk ibex]

but u should know with this believe u have. u might already be the cause of some death in ur area . bc i know ppl that dont believe in covid usually dont were mask at all

yep i know it

i told u i dont watch TVs

so the test arnt real as well?

yeah i have

and what is the proof of this?

[reef bobcat]

still going

[dusk ibex]

its funny for me its that all u believe is based on Internet or some other ppl told u and my believe based on what i saw with my own eyes . and u told ppl dont watch TV thy r lying to u but a lot of info from TV is based on Internet

[elder rapids]

Probably one of the most hype ost i listen i hope you would like it... it's tekken 7 evo version pretender ost

[dull widget]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[dusk ibex]

so i am a troll in ur eyes 🤣

[elder rapids]

It's not embed fail, I'm on phone bruh

[winter granite]

If there is anything to be learned from my prior exchange with this deluded dimwit it’s that teachers do deserve more respect and better pay because they dedicate such a large part of their life to make sure people grow up to be contributing members of society. I truly sorry that you never had that kind of role model in your life, not even your parents 😔

[dull widget]

Was jk

[elder rapids]

Ok

Which one i should go for? Both almost costs around
1,715$

[dusk ibex]

u said it is based on internet not me . and the other one was the Ministry of Health released

what rest

other ppl?

what did u exactly see with ur own eyes

?

[winter granite]

It’s a matter of prolonging this pandemic with your opinion-induced actions for the past two years so my immuno-compromised family is continually at risk

[dusk ibex]

and?

[winter granite]

Never been in an airplane crash but I still believe in that too

[dusk ibex]

@faint dragon did u go to the hospital after 2020 did u go and check the vaccinated site . i guess the answer is a big No

so whats ur proof of ur believe exactly

Internet - Ministry of Health released - and other ppl believe

gimme something real

do u know where the hospital is

go and asked them

i dare u

yeah run away

bc u didnt even see it with ur own eyes

[pastel wren]

@warm kayak._.clips on Instagram (edited)

[glad lagoon]

I like how colliding with the wall didn't wreck the car, but that tiny bump at the end did 😂 🤣 💀

[pastel wren]

tiiin🧱‼️

[rare gale]

am broke

[chilly ferry]

Gaw damn

[dreamy verge]

should I?

[dreamy verge]

love how the route clicks in a9 matches up perfectly with the sync of the backfire in the bottom game

(I have a feeling that it's gran turismo)

[shrewd carbon]

xj220 is slow car

[severe flame]

Th is this ads

[indigo imp]

@loud tapir ur favourite valo agent?

[rotund cedar]

h i t t e d

[wide fractal]

Why are you guys fighting over vaccine

[willow beacon]

Rich boi

[iron warren]

a very nice way to put it

[iron crown]

Pinterest image 😳 that bmw grill

[knotty valve]

cant wait for the next bmw

[frozen hearth]

That's a radiator

[knotty valve]

no its the new bmw

it's all grill

you can literally see the wheels and you call that just "a radiator" 🙄

[scarlet dock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zaq6AnHmfvg&ab_channel=WorldCartoon131

@storm rampart

[storm rampart]

solid run.

[pastel cipher]

r/woooosh

[frozen hearth]

That's a subreddit

What about it

[willow chasm]

how can a person know how to operate discord and yet be so oblivious of r/woooosh that he doesnt even feel embarrased when he's been whoooshed.

[frozen hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-tone-watch-your-tone-watch-your-gif-24091847

[winter granite]

whats a radish torrent

[dreamy verge]

please give a epilepsy warning

god

[scarlet dock]

I didn't ping you

[dreamy verge]

still

beginning of a video

put like

an epilepsy warning

[dreamy verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-surprise-hit-pan-fail-gif-8180218

[frozen hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/i-said-watch-yo-tone-metal-gear-rising-gif-gif-24125618

[dreamy verge]

https://tenor.com/view/evo-x-gif-23595654

[frozen hearth]

?

[dreamy verge]

is my tone better now?

[winter granite]

https://tenor.com/view/i-said-watch-yo-tone-gif-23779961

how the slap

schlpa

[dreamy verge]

https://tenor.com/view/pengu-explode-explosion-gif-16788891

[winter granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/864708891404664852/948422728162099300/more_of_bee_being_assaulted.mp4

b

[rich monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-i-am-speed-meme-kid-gif-14031709

[dreamy verge]

[frozen hearth]

Can you not

[dreamy verge]

not what

what's bothering you?

[frozen hearth]

The fact that you didn't read the channel desc

[dreamy verge]

bruh

[rich monolith]

ohh

[dreamy verge]

I can't send pics in general, that's why I sent it here

[rich monolith]

yea

and you can also aend off topic

[frozen hearth]

And?

[dreamy verge]

I still don't understand what's bothering you

[frozen hearth]

Can't you follow a rule?

[frozen hearth]

You don't? You just stated it

[dreamy verge]

bruh

literally the admins don't care

[frozen hearth]

<@&469459051105878016> Please, care.

[dreamy verge]

if pings were on, admin would've muted or kicked you

[dreamy verge]

k imma stop taking a risk

[winter granite]

everybody shtushtsutup tuopp
dodng demeno

[dreamy verge]

god

I forgot how good FH4 looked like

[fiery marsh]

whats going on

[frozen hearth]

And how do you know it's off?

[winter granite]

dngon demmne

[frozen hearth]

Ok but look at this uhh

Uhhhhh

[dreamy verge]

guessed for a community to turn off pings

[dreamy verge]

idk

[winter granite]

nice astomm artin valkyrie

[fiery marsh]

so nothing is happening then

to ping a mod for no reason

[frozen hearth]

People keep posting (general) In here

[fiery marsh]

so?

[frozen hearth]

(off topic) is not allowed in general

[fiery marsh]

this chat is free rain to do what ever

[terse moss]

Uhh what?

[dreamy verge]

see, I told you they don't care

[fiery marsh]

except the explicate things that are ruled not allowed

[frozen hearth]

You joking phan?

[terse moss]

They beat me in round 5

[frozen hearth]

channel description

[fiery marsh]

my guy

[dreamy verge]

yes, and they'll beat you in round 100

maybe

[fiery marsh]

in this chat you can talka bout anything you want

[dreamy verge]

nah you'll win lol

[frozen hearth]

aig done seething

[dreamy verge]

no offense but, ||stop being a karen||

[fiery marsh]

general is game specific because peopel will ask questiosn there and talk about the game there expecting nothing else to flood the chat for answwers or debates

here

its anything

:/

[terse moss]

Trying to get 1 position in GP

[fiery marsh]

anything else?

[dreamy verge]

my lobby filled with aliens bro

[dreamy verge]

maaaaaaaybe

[dreamy verge]

this all started bcuz he didn't understand a joke

[terse moss]

Maybe I met all alien members in Asphalt 9

[rich monolith]

forza’s view are just soo good

[dreamy verge]

even FH2 looks good still

[rich monolith]

FH1 ALSO. ok

[dreamy verge]

yes

btw

can like

[rich monolith]

what?

[dreamy verge]

someone

give a body part for a car

just wondering

[rich monolith]

hmm like what car?

[terse moss]

If FH in mobile

[dreamy verge]

I need a main power back bumper for the corvette grand sport and the thunder bold tire for the corvette grand sport

[rich monolith]

idk tho

[dreamy verge]

I'll really appreciate it if an asphalt admin gives it to me

[winter granite]

ralsei mercebe bdeznz

[dreamy verge]

cuz

corvette grand sport is my fav car in the game

[rich monolith]

then we can’t apply “horizon” or it feels weird

[rich monolith]

mine is f5 and lvn : ) ai hate gemera

[terse moss]

Guecilla 2.0

[dense dagger]

Asphalt 9 China (A9C) Event list for McLaren P1 Car Hunt [Posted in-game news Mar 1st, 2022]

[reef bobcat]

so this chat has free rein?

yay

[sick sail]

https://twitter.com/NFSNL/status/1498859605560021003?t=F9sGh0J23rm7lVzB-_QZNg&s=09

Need for Speed No Limits (@NFSNL)

☀️🌊 https://t.co/9qmOgqpx7i

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[tawdry vigil]

Why.
Found from another server.

[scarlet dock]

what the.

[white idol]

Dog went from eating homework to doing a doodle on the computer. Teacher will never believe him now

[scarlet dock]

imagine being the one responsible for coming up with that idea

[faint dragon]

hey

hey

[scarlet dock]

what

[gritty trail]

https://youtu.be/NDAuyjPyLs8

@reef bobcat

[reef bobcat]

right route?

[gritty trail]

Yes

[reef bobcat]

is it harder

[gritty trail]

No

First time in my life i go right

Did this

From this

[reef bobcat]

I have to beat 23.1

he takes the right route so I thought that made it faster

theres also that s-bend thats interesting

he doest drift at the second part of the s bend that goes into the pit stop part

[tawdry vigil]

Gee, now that's new level.

[gritty trail]

Yeah

[gritty trail]

I didnt drift either perfect nitro

Its a really complicated track to master i have 2 corners specifically that cause me trouble

My strongest corner is the last one at the blue paint curve

[tawdry vigil]

The corner before the starting line with pit stop area... while i do save shockwave for the exit, that video tells me that keeping speed and nitro is much better than just shockwave at exit to the area..

[gritty trail]

Full speed into it extreme sharp drift and ton of speed lost then immediately shockwave and i won like 1 second out of my opponent

[tawdry vigil]

Placed 1:24, so eh... didnt mater. :v

[gritty trail]

Yeah i was surprised i was 360ing to shockwave before

[tawdry vigil]

Does it floaty?

[reef bobcat]

the 1st guy in my group did a floaty

at the end of the s bend

and SWed late too

[tawdry vigil]

So it's a yes on floaty part...

[reef bobcat]

eh

[tawdry vigil]

I take it so-so?

[reef bobcat]

all the ref runs I saw didnt use them

[gritty trail]

I used to do this before

The barrel roll ramp i do floaty

[reef bobcat]

it takes too much time to get speed back

what if your speed was like 180 all the way

[gritty trail]

With perfect nitro it is

[scenic narwhal]

Yea. Its faster than the straight route

Using left my best was 1:23:6

Using right was 1:22:9

[reef bobcat]

thank

[scenic narwhal]

Well goodluck

Only few hours left

I recommend using Hypers route

[red garden]

Floaty ain't worth it atall

[tawdry vigil]

It didnt really float....

[scarlet dock]

at least they got nitro from the 360

[reef bobcat]

yeah helps with SW

still not convinced its good enough to get like sub 23

[red garden]

1. The car drops alot of speed by just regular drift in 1☆
2. It's literally stuck to ground

[glad lagoon]

Is it me or does Asphalt hit different when you got a hot metal playlist?
🔥 🎸 🔥

[scarlet dock]

true, floaty capabilities are on par if not worse than Lamborghinis in this game

[reef bobcat]

@sacred python post what you see

I still dont get what you mean by 'account got deleted'

[scarlet dock]

they may be referring to that either uh

...which platform are they on, anyway?

[reef bobcat]

win

[sacred python]

it won't let me send the image

[scarlet dock]

go to #👋-welcome

click on

you can then upload files

[sacred python]

I turned on my pc and opened Asphalt 9, when it opened, it gave me the tutorial as if I had never played it, then it asked me my age, my gender and if I accepted the policy (as if it were new) and suddenly it told me the game I had unlocked the mitsubishi (the first car) which had already been unlocked before, and it appeared that it was level 1 (when I was already level 9) :c

It's like I've never played it :c

help pleeaseeee

2 years with that account :c

[scarlet dock]

check if you're logged into Xbox

[scarlet dock]

by this do you mean your previous account's garage level is 9, or did I misunderstand something

[reef bobcat]

well, level 9 isnt that bad

you can get it back in a few days

[sacred python]

xd

[scarlet dock]

yeah, since you don't need that much garage points for GL9

you can kinda speedrun there

[reef bobcat]

Im thinking they did this as a punishment

[smoky solar]

So this chat is active

Hmm interesting

[scarlet dock]

sometimes

[reef bobcat]

you probably used some third party software that the anticheat detected

[sacred python]

yes

[scarlet dock]

or Xbox glitched out, I mean it does happen sometimes

at least it's better than A8

if you don't connect the account with anything else it just randomly resets

[sacred python]

capable and I'm doing something wrong, how do you check my xbox account?

[scarlet dock]

download the Xbox app

log into your Xbox account with the A9 data

if you have an alt this may be confusing

I accidentally connected through my alt and was thoroughly confused for an entire week when I tried to change devices

now I'm RTX powered

[sacred python]

I'm going to try it ;D

I hope it works

[scarlet dock]

if it doesn't work you can actually start over

because GL9 is pretty easy to gain back

a few weeks if not a month

maybe two

depends on how much you play

[sacred python]

I play every day but getting level 9 cost me a lot :c (it's supposed to be easy)

[scarlet dock]

I actually didn't mean that

"how many hours you play per day" instead of "how often you log into the game"

because if you leave this game alone for more than 24 hours it's not gonna go well

of course it's ok to do that

after all we play for fun

I'm saying that it's not a way to be competitive

[reef bobcat]

ask for pointers here if you decide to go along with the level 1 acc

you dont need to pay and youll get to level 9 or more soon

[sacred python]

You haven't played it for a day, maximum 2 days

[sick sail]

ye

[arctic ridge]

Cool BRZ and Toyota

[scarlet dock]

they're basically the same cars, I think

don't they share platforms?

[teal frost]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cah6mAgswk6/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

sbroof

A gift for Sebastian Vettel when he visited Renault Design studios some years ago…

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[dull widget]

Ew lmao

[teal frost]

if you said this on F1 discord server, you're doomed. 🥴
Just saying.

[dull widget]

🤣

I can imagine lmao

[teal frost]

Thanks to gogila for telling me how toxic is that server. :pepe_laugh:

[dull widget]

Kekw

[royal nacelle]

Guaranteed BPs gone fm REAL money packs, that's unfair though. hope #✔-dev-chat-suggestions reconsider this and bring back the Guaranteed BPs on money packs at least.

[dull widget]

Kek

Allow me,

[scarlet dock]

what the heck.

[dull widget]

💀

[winter granite]

honse

[faint dragon]

yikes, why is the rear white

[scarlet dock]

because... CAR

[arctic ridge]

I am boring

[scarlet dock]

bored, or boring?

[gritty trail]

Never said it did

[arctic ridge]

I was bored :/

I am bored in A9:/

[dull widget]

🤣

I thought those were bees lmao

[dull widget]

😂

[sick sail]

the 🗿

[sick sail]

Subaru and Toyota did a collab and decide to create Subaru BRZ amd Toyota 86 in a same factory

[dull widget]

🫀

[arctic ridge]

my heart is broken 💔

my girlfriend left me

[stark hare]

Ayo , I wanna steal ur pfp

[arctic ridge]

I'm a loser

[dull widget]

Rip

[dull widget]

🐈

[stark hare]

😆

[arctic ridge]

beautiful cat

[dull widget]

Indeed

🫀

[dusk ibex]

bc of this
#🪄・off-topic message

[wide fractal]

Russian being Russian eh?

[wide fractal]

Very nice art for Suzune

[dusk ibex]

i just dare him to go to the hospitals that cover Covid 19 patients and ask and see the truth with his own eyes . but he is too scared to do that

[stark hare]

A ping

[dusk ibex]

i dont have enough money to check the war but he might have that . if he doesnt believe he can travel there too 🤣

[wide fractal]

Ok maybe we should not talk about it, I don't want to go into trouble. I have enough with stupid politics

[arctic ridge]

⅝⅞⁶⁸⁹ⁿ

[dusk ibex]

ok

[rustic epoch]

https://youtu.be/iVn_JFuEBbc

[marble panther]

B

C

[pliant jasper]

Dunno how about Devil drift but FXX K is bad enough

[shrewd carbon]

"where ultima rs test drive?"

[faint dragon]

Who cares about gf if mom goes she never comes but if gf goes another one can come

[faint dragon]

Need help mate? Feel free to text if you still feel low.

[topaz pond]

Thank you matey, looks innocently beautiful, innit?

[dull widget]

Yup😆

[candid sail]

@teal frost

[dull widget]

Rip

[candid sail]

[dull widget]

what happened to f5 btw💀

[candid sail]

Hennessey is playing everyone at this rate

[dull widget]

💀

[candid sail]

They said, "Tuesday" when asked on F5 top speed run, and deleted the response as if they weren't suppose to spoil. But the day came and went and all they did was tease, then nothing

[dull widget]

f

[candid sail]

If they did run, then I guess they didn't hit the speed they wanted

[dull widget]

rip

[reef bobcat]

😋

baked it myself

[velvet hollow]

show face

[reef bobcat]

with cake mix

[reef bobcat]

if you use csi levels of tech you can zoom in on that spoon's reflection

[topaz pond]

Looks tasty :)

[velvet hollow]

or u can just flip camera

[topaz pond]

Ingredients?

[velvet hollow]

is that ur bed

show me around ur room

[reef bobcat]

dont wanna show my face

will scare away the cute girls

my room is in a dorm

[velvet hollow]

i wanna see sammy's life

show me the dorm

[reef bobcat]

geh

[topaz pond]

I wanna see Sammy's wife

[velvet hollow]

cmon

[topaz pond]

life*

[reef bobcat]

youre just looking for reflections for my face

fine heres a selfie

[reef bobcat]

im looking im looking for one

[velvet hollow]

no

i want the dorm

[wheat hawk]

lmao nice recovery

[velvet hollow]

how far is ur college from home

[topaz pond]

I too stay in dorms

[velvet hollow]

why

[faint dragon]

dried baguette

[topaz pond]

Because my home is very far from our uni

Like I would lose 2 hours if I commute daily

[wheat hawk]

whats a dorm

[topaz pond]

?

Like a hostel?

[reef bobcat]

i can see the building from my window

[velvet hollow]

what

did they kick u ?

[reef bobcat]

what

[topaz pond]

oh no

[reef bobcat]

the dorm isnt in my uni

Im talking about the building with the lecture halls

[velvet hollow]

not that

ur house

[reef bobcat]

Im living alone

no need to spend on transport

I can wake up as late as I want 😋

5 mins to walk, one of my classes is right around the corner

[velvet hollow]

you're an idiot

my question is

how far your is campus from your home, aka your parents house

[reef bobcat]

pretty far

another island

[wheat hawk]

island

[reef bobcat]

like 20 mins of driving

[wheat hawk]

swimsies

[velvet hollow]

that's not far

[reef bobcat]

montreal is mountain island

[topaz pond]

20 minutes... wish I was that lucky

[reef bobcat]

it is far when you oversleep because the mornings are so cold

also its 20 mins when its not rush hour

[velvet hollow]

come live with me

[reef bobcat]

why

[wheat hawk]

iirc you have to travel for 2 hours right

[reef bobcat]

list the possible benefits

[velvet hollow]

hmm

safety

and calm place

[reef bobcat]

am I in danger of waking up to lost physical possessions

[velvet hollow]

no

[topaz pond]

4 hours if I go back home.

[reef bobcat]

why do you want a guy sharing your bed huh

[velvet hollow]

we won't share

[wheat hawk]

when the one-sixth of the day wasted

[velvet hollow]

you get your own room

[reef bobcat]

sus

[velvet hollow]

4 by 4 meters

[reef bobcat]

now that I think about it that person you flirted with was a twink

[velvet hollow]

i didn't know he was one and i didn't flirt

[woven rune]

🤣

[reef bobcat]

you did, and then tried to share with me

[velvet hollow]

no i wanted to rid of him

where is the furry guy here, owner of offtopic

[reef bobcat]

dont ping

[wheat hawk]

@topaz pond why change nick

[velvet hollow]

whats his name

[reef bobcat]

something

wont tell you

no ping

[velvet hollow]

@winter granite hello u here

[topaz pond]

It's kinda weird, sometimes students share dorm rooms, what if they... nevermind.

[reef bobcat]

dang

[woven rune]

[wheat hawk]

E

[velvet hollow]

they do lmao

[reef bobcat]

I have two female roommates and we barely talk

[velvet hollow]

huh

[topaz pond]

That's acceptable.

[reef bobcat]

I met them once and they pointed out which was the shared cutlery

that all

[topaz pond]

I'm talking about guys.

[woven rune]

аnime huh

🤣

[faint dragon]

afiq is in urgent need of waifu

[rotund cedar]

so funny haha 😂🤣

[velvet hollow]

u live with 2 females?

[topaz pond]

@woven rune What's so funny about it? 😕

[reef bobcat]

we got plenty on our plate to think about that kinda stuff

[wheat hawk]

when the unfunny

[velvet hollow]

ikr

[reef bobcat]

2 girls and 2 guys

[velvet hollow]

bruh

[topaz pond]

Oh my..

[velvet hollow]

but why

[topaz pond]

ara ara

[faint dragon]

perfectly balanced

😎

[wheat hawk]

lmao

[velvet hollow]

are they hot?

[reef bobcat]

I dont wanna live with only girls

[woven rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/888845362012508170.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[reef bobcat]

eh one of them looks like a rabbit

[velvet hollow]

perfect

[reef bobcat]

if thats your thing yeah sure

[faint dragon]

two genders are necessary

[velvet hollow]

no but for real

[reef bobcat]

I didnt talk to the other one

[velvet hollow]

each has their own dorm room or what

[reef bobcat]

I helped her dad move her luggage up and that was all

yeah own room

[velvet hollow]

isn't it just a flat with corridors and stuff

[topaz pond]

Friends with benefits :)

[reef bobcat]

its got shared kitchen and several bathrooms

[woven rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/861650898870992897.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[velvet hollow]

and u never heard any sus noise?

[faint dragon]

i haven't talked to another female except my family members since 2 years.... so if some she comes towards me , maybe i could get a heart attack

[reef bobcat]

lol I do

but they turn out to be like

dogs barking outside

[wheat hawk]

almost same
me 3 weeks ago

[reef bobcat]

my old apartment defo sus noises

[faint dragon]

me 2 years 🇫

[reef bobcat]

dude was bringing his girl over almost every week

[velvet hollow]

baguette show palm

[reef bobcat]

no

[faint dragon]

@topaz pond naughty boi

[velvet hollow]

why not

[topaz pond]

Don't you have friends 😕 I see no harm in having a regular friend..

[velvet hollow]

show me view out of window

[reef bobcat]

you're going to save it and print it out on a piece of paper and then hold hands with me

[topaz pond]

Look if you don't interact at all, it'll get pretty weird in future..

[velvet hollow]

what i won't

[wheat hawk]

i was the same for 2 years as well
before final school visit
then i made some friends and met some "females"

[velvet hollow]

but that's a good idea

[reef bobcat]

blizzard

[topaz pond]

Nice

[velvet hollow]

bruh

brick of wall

[faint dragon]

i have friends but no female friend , here people make even talking to a female as like having sex with them , F---- society

[rotund cedar]

wall

[velvet hollow]

wall of brick

🥴

english moment

[rotund cedar]

when the wall is wall

[reef bobcat]

pic of an evo from my old apartment's window

[rotund cedar]

brick

s

[wheat hawk]

hmm not that much

[velvet hollow]

ur old apartment is a lot better

[reef bobcat]

I dont care about the view much

[faint dragon]

nosy people

[reef bobcat]

been seeing this street for several years whats the point

[velvet hollow]

u can count the cars

[reef bobcat]

kids like to see cars

[wheat hawk]

i meant like irl yeah
but not on discord , that much
right?

[faint dragon]

i recognise that window , see you soon

[faint dragon]

yeah

[reef bobcat]

I mean yeah I miss seeing sports cars out my window

[reef bobcat]

the room has my old roommates gf have fun

[wheat hawk]

when the normal cars

[faint dragon]

[wheat hawk]

jaggie

[velvet hollow]

lovely color

[reef bobcat]

I used to see lots of sports cars

[wheat hawk]

when the A9 irl

[reef bobcat]

a different targa

[topaz pond]

Bro...
Ignore them, this is a planet where both genders co exist.. think you can survive without ever interacting with another person? Don't do that.. just treat them as you'd do to your other male friends.. well almost
That's it. There's no need to get any weird ideas or anything. If you think this way, you'll have problems in adjusting to working female co-workers.

[wheat hawk]

is that the newer one
looks nice

[reef bobcat]

this was the same street but outside, urus

[velvet hollow]

whats the rarest uve seen

[reef bobcat]

porsche SUVs are common here

[wheat hawk]

when the cake be talk gender

[topaz pond]

It's true

[wheat hawk]

yeas

[reef bobcat]

Ive seen a tributo, a ford gt, and a red av j

[topaz pond]

I hate when people think this way

[velvet hollow]

sammy u know french?

[reef bobcat]

a lil

[topaz pond]

Oui

[velvet hollow]

there's no way u saw an avj

[reef bobcat]

a few cusses and enough to talk to shop ppl

[reef bobcat]

it didnt have windshield and was long

[velvet hollow]

dude

[wheat hawk]

isnt that j

[velvet hollow]

there is 1 AV j in the world

[dull widget]

Long

[velvet hollow]

only one

[dull widget]

😳

[faint dragon]

yep , idc about society. when offline schools open... then you know

[reef bobcat]

wdym just one

[velvet hollow]

they made only one car

[dull widget]

There's only one

Lol

[wheat hawk]

when the sus intensifies

[faint dragon]

and i have that car at max

[reef bobcat]

then its some other car ig

[dull widget]

It's probably something else you saw

[topaz pond]

I once did see an Aventador. That's all. No other exotic cars..

[velvet hollow]

u know how lucky u are if u've seen it

shoulve taken a pic with it

[wheat hawk]

dw
its gonna be weird for sometime then okay
thats all
believe me i almost went thru the same

[reef bobcat]

last car I saw in my apartment

[velvet hollow]

i see a porsche boxter and a taycan

that's about it xd

[dull widget]

I've seen a mclaren a few times

[reef bobcat]

tributo right

[faint dragon]

yeah , weird for few days and then it fill be fine , thanks

[wheat hawk]

i saw gallardo
the india speciale whatever

[reef bobcat]

saw this while walking home from a 30 minute trip to get my vaccine

[wheat hawk]

is this sarcasm
i cannot understand from mere text

[faint dragon]

nah , it is straight ans

[wheat hawk]

straight
sus

[velvet hollow]

that's about it

[faint dragon]

sussy

[wheat hawk]

when the jokies

[reef bobcat]

sv