🪄・off-topic

[bitter vector]

yeah, but at least you can play in PC everywhere

by the official website

but yeah still shame

[tawdry vigil]

the fact NetEase doing local servers/regional instead of global just tells me they havent done this yet, or once.

[bitter vector]

WHAT

Extreme in standard ??

...

bruh I beat him (it's a bot btw)

[frozen hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-laughing-gif-3676435433606054883

[coral linden]

Here i came for show up my not-Asphalt Decal for Racing Master Latam

This time, from a game that I really love (Burnout 3).

[late minnow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NOMa56y_Was&si=Tt9dorLShRlecWJV

[viral orbit]

Ohh nice Amy Rose :DD

[obsidian widget]

the engine displacement https://fixvx.com/Motor1com/status/2037171767513403870?s=20

Motor1 (@Motor1com)

The Corvette Grand Sport is back:

- New 6.7-liter LS6 V8 with 535hp/520 lb-ft torque
- AWD Grand Sport X with 721hp
- Standard Mag Ride, Z06 brakes, and carbon aero optional

What do you think?

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 26, 2026, 2:16 PM

[brisk plinth]

epic pfp btw

[obsidian widget]

thx but i may change it

[brisk plinth]

👍

how many watts tho

ahem...

[calm hollow]

i think it's a meme

[brisk plinth]

?

[calm hollow]

the "japan is turning footsteps into electricity"

[brisk plinth]

wdym

[calm hollow]

https://youtu.be/cJ4eozQ8Cnc

[brisk plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-black-malveillance-mad-gif-17769933109529137952

[clever copper]

lebron

67

[wraith hill]

if you keep spamming i'll mute you

[elder rapids]

Just a good comeback

With unnecessary stuff

[frozen hearth]

?

[proud plover]

This looks more like the c8 ngl

[late minnow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Mvet_AGLENA?si=My2Bt9ij9IiLPjqq

[ember latch]

lebron 67

[next osprey]

@tawdry vigil @bitter vector got this form green points

they expire as well the green points so might as well use it

[calm hollow]

can't believe he'd do this

[grizzled relic]

https://tenor.com/view/l-killer-bean-gif-16629089601247837920

[grizzled relic]

what kind of ads is this?

[bitter vector]

a thing that I learned is that you can customise them.

[calm hollow]

i think originally it was a PSA against speeding

[grizzled relic]

right

[next osprey]

lol

[bitter vector]

another thing is that it act as an different car.

it has a separate RP from the og

[cold estuary]

dorito

[lunar vale]

This art will be my art of the year 2026, A next masterpiece

once I'm done coloring and shading it will be my masterpiece

[cold estuary]

more doritos

[coral linden]

I Have Two Sides

[wild pelican]

folk, that flat spin 🥀

[viral orbit]

Other do you don't know possible like

[analog wagon]

dead

[coral linden]

Not the Roblox Sim Racing

[sand flax]

I was a veteran for this🥀

Imagine after the GTA 6 release

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social/post/3mi2sz3nvlc2c

depths of wikipedia (@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social)

please tell me lore about quebec! I’m doing a show in montreal next week

Likes

452

Bluesky · Mar 27, 2026, 7:09 PM

i could go for the pizza-ghetti

[short scaffold]

they ain't doing on reactor lmaoo

[rocky vector]

BALLISTIC, the F2P tactical shooter that you can play on every device with a screen, is SHUTTING DOWN in twenty days.

We should all hop in together to bid it farewell or even save it from the electric chair.

[civic dock]

Never seen that in Québec what…

[pallid magnet]

yo any of yall in miami for ultra

[ember latch]

oh DE....

[white brook]

https://tenor.com/bkaIy.gif

[calm hollow]

gangsta mario

[calm hollow]

it's apparently in family restaurants and fast food places mostly

and in some places like montreal they put the spaghetti as a pizza topping with cheese on top instead of side by side like the photo

at least that's what the wikipedia article says

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_in_Canada#Pizza-ghetti

[true hull]

I may start using Asphalt Legends songs (including five Dragonforce songs, excluding post-Korean Spring songs) for Season 19 (Villainous Ever After) starts in Disney Speedstorm on April 9th because of Disney Villains takeover

[short scaffold]

classic?

[naive night]

@uncut bridge I don't think that's a Mustang GT Premium mate

[wraith hill]

i don't think he cares

[uncut bridge]

I'm about to change it next week

I got no wifi as of now

And also bad signal for now

[wraith hill]

"i got no wifi"

looks inside
still messaging on discord

[uncut bridge]

I was still searching but the file got corrupted

[naive night]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[uncut bridge]

Data

[wraith hill]

i don't think it takes that much data to edit a discord message

[calm hollow]

dorse

[uncut bridge]

I'm just gonna search the image next week

I can't tell which one is the dark horse

Ok i can't open big ford website

[naive night]

This is the Mustang GT Premium

This one is the Dark Horse

[uncut bridge]

Ok is it this

Ok imma change it

Lemme edit it

[naive night]

that's a ecoboost mustang

[naive night]

this one is the Mustang GT Premium @uncut bridge

[uncut bridge]

Oh damn

I changed it accidentally

I gotta wait for an hour now

Or tomorrow

I'm just gonna dip

[naive night]

k

[chrome nova]

https://youtube.com/shorts/N5jy9VOQ2xc?si=GeuCVLmyhuZXDCa3

@cold wagon Intel is under AMD's skin

[quick wing]

o

[cold wagon]

real

their x3d 2 is 10% faster than x3d with 2x the price

[chrome nova]

But AMD fanboys be still glazing it and buy it at higher prices much like a certain Apple user I know of cough cough

[cold wagon]

atleast apple isnt stagnating

[chrome nova]

Until it suffers choke from Adam's apple

[cold wagon]

apples new iphone is gonna be the fold

or the new glass wing

one of those

[chrome nova]

And the price tag will cost you a liver and a kidney

[cold wagon]

just like samsuing

[chrome nova]

Ye but it's android

[cold wagon]

doesnt change anything

[chrome nova]

Means more compatible

[cold wagon]

still priced high

[chrome nova]

Apple oughta lower price tags if they wanna attract their new fold

[cold wagon]

apple also has better resale value

like nvidia

[chrome nova]

Ofc they do

glazers be willing to buy anything

[cold wagon]

u forget apple is the 2nd biggest company in the planet

behind nvidia

[chrome nova]

For now

[cold wagon]

it isnt glazing if older iphones can still support the latest ios

[cold wagon]

samsung is barely in the top 10

nvm top 15

[chrome nova]

If someone offered me their new iphone 17pro max for half the value after 1 month of use, I'd say no coz i hate 2nd hand use

[cold wagon]

but ur willing to buy 2nd hand gpus

[chrome nova]

What?

When did I say that?

[cold wagon]

if u were offered a 4080 for half the price used would u take it

[chrome nova]

no

I'd take a new one

[cold wagon]

even if its 300 usd

[chrome nova]

USED means NO!!

I'd rather starve to death than use used products

I hate 2nd hands

I may be broke but I have standards

[cold wagon]

1 month of usage is .014% of its usage

[chrome nova]

idc

Use is use

You buy it once, doesn't matter if it's still new or not

[cold wagon]

so u would buy a 4000 gpu than the same gpu thats slightly used for 400

[chrome nova]

It belonged to someone else

[cold wagon]

so a 5090 desktop slightly used

[chrome nova]

If it means I'm its first owner, then yes

[chrome nova]

Never

I want a crisp 5090 or nothing

[cold wagon]

vro doesnt crack

[chrome nova]

Same goes with all tech

[cold wagon]

if i know its been slightly used i could make due

redo its thermal paste

[chrome nova]

If I ever wanted to buy an iphone which I clearly won't, i'd still opt for it to be brand new

[cold wagon]

5090 for brand new when

[chrome nova]

Buying used products mean adopting a child

Which wasn't clearly mine

I'd use my parents' used stuff

But for me personally I wouldn't buy used stuff

[cold wagon]

so u rather use 2nd hand but not buy it

[chrome nova]

When I get a 6 figure salary per month

[cold wagon]

goodluck

job industry is absolutely cooked

my friend applied for 6 jobs

[chrome nova]

What? If it's only from my parents temporarily coz I'd take it as a gift or my right but not from anyone else

[chrome nova]

I'm looking towards government sector or i'm cooked

[cold wagon]

ur cooked

[chrome nova]

As if I didn't know that already

[cold wagon]

but cudos for standing ur ground regardless of appealing

[chrome nova]

I was cooked the moment I was born

I have to deal with it and suck it up

[amber tapir]

5pr1t3_ has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[cold wagon]

LNMAO

GHELLO?

u seeing this

[chrome nova]

❓

[cold wagon]

they hate the word

[chrome nova]

What did bro write?

[cold wagon]

job

and i got warned

[chrome nova]

So?

job

Where?

[cold wagon]

i did it with the *

[chrome nova]

I didn't get warned

[cold wagon]

and got warned

[chrome nova]

Ok let's see

[amber tapir]

tayef_t3 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[chrome nova]

What?

[cold wagon]

[chrome nova]

How's that a bad word XD

[cold wagon]

they hate the idea of that

LOL

remember

[chrome nova]

Oh brother

[cold wagon]

thois unemployment server

[chrome nova]

I don't get why you'd have to censor job in the 1st place

[cold wagon]

LOL no clue

[chrome nova]

[cold wagon]

find it very funny

time to build keyboard

[chrome nova]

Anyways, I'd get a 5090+core ultra whatever that's new and latest on the market by the time I get a job

[cold wagon]

get nova lake

288mb l3

[velvet hollow]

cuz when the meme started every kid came here and spammed it

general was filled with j*b spam

[cold wagon]

how long ago was that

[chrome nova]

Is it a direct competitor to AMD's high end X3D chips?

[velvet hollow]

when the meme started

[cold wagon]

yes

[chrome nova]

I don't get how these stupid memes even get started

Like what's so funny behind censored job smh

[cold wagon]

caught me off guard when i got warned for it

[chrome nova]

People are so afraid of hearing jobs these days

[cold wagon]

yea u wont be able to no life valorant anymorew

[chrome nova]

ngl I'm nervous and scared too, who wouldn't be but making excuses and turning it into a meme is....

[cold wagon]

thats weird kids for ya

imagine disabling the e cores for the nova lake

[chrome nova]

They should meet my parents, they'll be fine in 1 month guaranteed

[cold wagon]

so u get 16 p core 288mb l3

[chrome nova]

52 core

[cold wagon]

a monster with multithreading

[chrome nova]

🤤

[cold wagon]

ur entering enterprice cores for consumers

[chrome nova]

Hope there's no heating issues like the raptor lake

[cold wagon]

and the amount of l3

[cold wagon]

gonna use the 18a node

so its gonna be a absolute unit

[chrome nova]

Isn't it due to launch this year?

[cold wagon]

this year to next year

depends how bad the shortage is

[chrome nova]

Hey nova lake features mobile cpus too

[cold wagon]

probably

cause of the lpe cores

[chrome nova]

So, by the time I do get a job there will most likely be razor or titan lake with rtx 70 series

[cold wagon]

maybe

who knows

[chrome nova]

Imagine 7090+titan lake

🔥

[cold wagon]

i got the psu to support it

[chrome nova]

Ye you'll be the first one to get your hands on it

[cold wagon]

im using a 1200w psu

[short scaffold]

Random thing in a mall

[true hull]

Uhhh what? Where's Captain of the Guards?

[slender ferry]

[ember latch]

gangsta mario cash

[ember latch]

it's actually my own game but it's basically a clone of classic DE

i really wanted to go back to those times

[short scaffold]

Oh

[cold wagon]

@chrome nova

vro also did a drop test on the corner of the laptops and the neo was the only one that didnt break

[chrome nova]

what's this supposed to be?

[cold wagon]

it was a budget windows vs budget mac and pro mac vs pro windows

[chrome nova]

This source is rigged

[cold wagon]

and how is it rigged

[chrome nova]

Wise man once said, never take results from an apple user

[cold wagon]

[wraith hill]

absolute cinema

beautiful section

[cold wagon]

u shouldve seen the one where he dropped them

all laptops except neo got absolutely cooked

[chrome nova]

ok gimme the video link

I'll see for myself

[cold wagon]

https://youtu.be/aJSK3HZlvnU?si=hVObHtKQJp-KORUp&t=1122

[chrome nova]

Oh hell

nah

[cold wagon]

embedded the timestamp

[chrome nova]

This guy

should've known better lmao

I know him

[cold wagon]

js see how 9k gets absoluitely burned

[chrome nova]

Blud just dises windows on a whim

I don't even wanna see his vids lol

I've been to his channel before

[cold wagon]

well microslop gotta step up

im on 10 cause it also isnt riddled with ai slop

[chrome nova]

The guy has absolute skill issue but can't even get basic stuff done and blames it on MS

[cold wagon]

source?

[chrome nova]

@cold wagon

[cold wagon]

crimson desert on that???

[chrome nova]

Source: Trust me bro

He's a nutjob

[cold wagon]

[chrome nova]

Much like Linus Tech tips😒

All gonna clickbait people into getting more views

[cold wagon]

when gamernexus does it aswell ur gonna be like GN is a nutjob

[chrome nova]

I thought he was a nutjob even before I knew him as a techie just by his looks alone lmao

[cold wagon]

crimson desert on arm

[cold wagon]

vros js racist atp

[chrome nova]

I am according to @velvet hollow

[cold wagon]

vro js threw cro under the bus

both of yall being racist is wild

[chrome nova]

I'd throw my own lil bro under the train just to get 1st class ticket

[cold wagon]

then again someoen said ts

[chrome nova]

Which I definitely won't

Coz then i'd go to jail

[chrome nova]

He was right though

[cold wagon]

he aint wrong

[cold wagon]

also got this vro

[cold wagon]

thankfully im on intel

[chrome nova]

Ok, ok, just saying why not you forget the juicy windows meat and just switch to boring apple vegan right away...then again why even put up with windows for this long , just go full mac

[cold wagon]

os vegan

the coil whine on my gpu is insane

roblox making my gpu coil whine

[chrome nova]

Just switch already'

I legit dare ya

to put up with mac

until death

[cold wagon]

buy me ssd for macos

[chrome nova]

Install mac on 128 bit

I dare ya

At least windows XP could do it

or was it 98

I forgot

But ye windows has done it all

[cold wagon]

send me

[calm hollow]

i think i should get the disc drive from my old pc and put it into this one, to occupy this slot i have on my pc case

[cold wagon]

its js roblox that makes my gpu coil horrible

[chrome nova]

It died with my grandpa unfortunately but the point is MS was always there in people's needs

[cold wagon]

alu at 300w makes my gpu quiet

[chrome nova]

Not like money suckers like apple

[cold wagon]

microsoft charged me money to use HVEC

they pay wall a video format

[chrome nova]

[cold wagon]

so that makes ms the money sucker

what is saudi aramco even doing to generate that much income

oil

[chrome nova]

That makes them smarter charging less to earn more, basic marketing smh

[cold wagon]

so this gets invalidated

[chrome nova]

I need to have an in depth economic discussion with you on this

[cold wagon]

so by charging for a video format thats free everywhere else is smarter?

and it didnt even worked right

[chrome nova]

They're like AL. It's f2p but in game purchases, but apple is like forza horizon, buying cost plus in game purchases as well

[cold wagon]

and with f2p theres bugs

paid has more polishment around it

[chrome nova]

FYI intel is at 71st while AMD is at 35th, so does that make AMD>intel according to your previous theory regarding apple in 2nd place

[cold wagon]

u mean for earning?

[chrome nova]

No, total capital worth

[cold wagon]

intel almost geeked themselves off the planet

[chrome nova]

Market cap

[cold wagon]

yea intel almost bankrupt themselves

intels catching up again

[chrome nova]

Well so is MS, you'll see

[cold wagon]

better hope so

[chrome nova]

They did silly mistakes with W11

[cold wagon]

MS needs to fix all the slop they been producing

why im still on 10

less slop

[chrome nova]

Ah...for the record, I just discovered that Gphotos also introduced AI

[cold wagon]

even notepad has ai on it now

[chrome nova]

This AI biz is slowly creeping towards skynet

[cold wagon]

Ai this ai that

[chrome nova]

Next thing you know there are androids flying over your head

[cold wagon]

🫪

Android 17 and android 18

[chrome nova]

Come to think of it, we're on Android 16 now

So, next update's gonna be💀

[cold wagon]

So close cro

[chrome nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-dbz-anime-android18-gif-17872462

[chrome nova]

Yeah the comments pretty much proves my point

Unboxing as a metric

dude's a nutjob

[cold wagon]

[chrome nova]

Most of the comments are just my own statements paraphrased and you say...well just as I said, never trust benchmarks from apple users

They're delusional

[cold wagon]

but how can u also be sure

[chrome nova]

Sure of what?

[cold wagon]

if apple user

[chrome nova]

He is

[cold wagon]

he was glazing the xaiomi 17 pro max so idk if he is

[chrome nova]

Well he can't always be glazing or else people might people might see him one sided

But he was always one sided against windows

[tawdry vigil]

https://youtu.be/ezUbJ_IqOZQ
Makers of Disconnect seems to have some vlog aroune their DJ tour bloopers.

[hearty nacelle]

https://files.catbox.moe/1wjnz9.jpg

[calm hollow]

i installed a dvd drive from an old computer in my current pc, and now it's giving me an error beep code about ram

i might've bumped the 24 pin while i was installing it

and some cables are too tight for my liking

but it looks good (ignore the dust, i did everything i could without getting the vacuum out)

[frozen hearth]

it looks normal

[viral orbit]

Play Roblox TBBF uh that bro Cotroller Xbox like

[elder rapids]

[viral nest]

Train 👍

[brisk plinth]

yall don't wanna see what i found

[viral orbit]

That remember do Roblox TBBF like Controller

[proud plover]

Gibberish ahh

[viral orbit]

YouTube channel is what has been about

[frail musk]

insane luck

[next frost]

GAME.. how SMOOTH do u want ME!! to not let this guy ESCAPE my twisted tech??!? (0.5x speed)

[proud plover]

Roblox😭 🥀

[coral linden]

Here Am I (againg)

After spending more than I wanted, I got the Centodieci.

[astral moth]

Asphalt 8 Concept art of sin r1 in a NYC subway station

[gritty vortex]

tank🥀

[next frost]

Good but racing master never lets me unlock higher graphics than medium 🥲

[dusky canopy]

rush E!

[true hull]

Why I am waiting for the regulated multiplayer (also, Higher by Lemaitre (an Asphalt track) playing in the edited video while still vibing because I wanna wait for Season 19, because I was on Switch :v)

[frail musk]

At least I’m not playing any brainrot games on there

I only play it for this game

[fossil glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQBEKhBVPiI

well look what I find (don't ping tian)

[sharp frost]

This is real piano tiles

[fossil glacier]

@gaunt aurora hello

[heavy spindle]

Niigo Miku flowering!?

[white brook]

Everyone is dumb (jk)

[ember latch]

you just assume every game is a brainrot game 😭

[amber tapir]

cyrus_1267 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[heavy spindle]

LOLLL

[ember latch]

anyways

[ember latch]

ion think they have functioning brains to begin with

[white brook]

They are not focusing on colors well obviously

[heavy spindle]

Anyways meanwhile.

[heavy spindle]

Reminds me of car crash studio.

[white brook]

Like medium brown or Pine cone

or grey

[ember latch]

i'm recreating a memory. one lost to time and greed.

[heavy spindle]

Oh.

[ember latch]

basically driving empire before 2023 (early to mid 2022 specifically)

[white brook]

Teleported in fear

[fleet glade]

progress of c9 haha

[crimson lichen]

@hard mesa

2✨

3✨

[flat hawk]

blisters are weird
when you touch your blister your hand swears that it applied this 🫸 🫷 much force over this 🤏 much area but the blister reports its this 🤏 much force over this 🫸 🫷 much area have i gone crazy

[wild pelican]

im absolutely maddened

[late minnow]

🗿🤘🏻
https://open.spotify.com/track/1TDk2Jmi4dVZhm2dum3Jim?si=i7cnZG47SR2jNNltxXYKoQ

[vapid ember]

A new wallpaper that I made:

[minor stone]

How to get a real person instead of the automated support from Roblox😭

Literally there support team is lazy and ahh

[merry jewel]

https://youtu.be/EIelSyH_hoE

[fleet glade]

very taste and your progress better then uh... i wont progress like you unfortunately.

[fleet glade]

i earned alot tokens and gauntlet coins hmm? i have 2k token and 17-18k

[crimson lichen]

@hard mesa

3✨ 😁

[calm hollow]

i think i heard about this a month or so ago

pretty much they shined some ultra precise lasers at very specific points on the eye to only stimulate green cones in there

because normally the red and green cones respond to wavelengths too close to each other to only stimulate one of them, and the red and green that we see are usually a mix of both

[cold estuary]

bruh

[short scaffold]

flashbanged

thankfully it's on darker mode during fishing

[true hull]

I need to grind more Upgrade coins in Speedstorm before it converts at least around 450 tokens for sure in Season 19 (Note: Edited due to in-game music is muted by adding the song, Black Wave by K. Flay, another menu Asphalt Track)

[halcyon sable]

Haven’t shared here yet, gonna get halo headlights next

[serene viper]

i have the psp ver on another laptop

i fixed an old laptop switching the nvme with another one from a broken laptop

since they had almos the same specs, it worked

excepto the internal speakers

[true hull]

Once Villainous Ever After Update is out in Speedstorm between April 7 to 9, I may start using five Dragonforce songs that used in Asphalt Spotlight

[sonic ermine]

It takes me days to recreate it.

[void totem]

‎

[iron reef]

which car is coming in next racing pass in asphalt 8 ? anyone know ?

[sand flax]

Look how realistic this shot is...

[fleet glade]

Star up + unlock + 3rd epic for htt

[pallid magnet]

Hmmm….

Front end kinda gives…

[calm hollow]

thought it was this for a second

[pallid magnet]

oh yea

that too kinda

marussia

[calm hollow]

im dead

had to walk around different pharmacies, some veterinary, some human, to get all the meds that my dog needs

at least i did get everything

plus going to the vet and back, on foot because going on bus made no sense

[obsidian widget]

this dude likes to post ai it seem

[true hull]

Mother knows best, she is joining for Villainous Ever After (Note: Edited the video because the Speedstorm in-game music is muted to 0% so I added the song during the July 2024 Asphalt Legends Expansion, Bloodstream by Neomi and Jung Youth)

[past rose]

I lowkey thought that was the Inferno Exotic Car

[light saffron]

https://youtu.be/Yb0o-A_u-HM?is=C84fK8wpBz1a4Fmr

[rocky gust]

He post entirely AI stuff

[proud plover]

‎ ‎

[uncut dune]

best lineup of all time

[thick island]

https://b23.tv/45faCCb

New kats

@astral hinge

@tender notch

[tender notch]

i cant open for some reason lol

[astral hinge]

So the 918 asphalt edition had floaty

Which is funny

[thick island]

Yep kinda surprised

[astral hinge]

The dose s clas is crap

[thick island]

dose just like buff Faraday

[astral hinge]

LMAO

[thick island]

918 edition is more like 918 suspension

[astral hinge]

Do I need share ts on other server type thing

But wh

Eh

[thick island]

Open info tho

Why not

[cold estuary]

https://youtu.be/jO0VGgyMsWM?si=AArcuParVBbHKxQH

goddamn kuro slow down

[hollow nova]

@ivory willow https://b23.tv/45faCCb

[ivory willow]

thanks

[fossil glacier]

@shell snow

[shell snow]

[ivory willow]

【Porsche918 Spyder AsphaltEdition Teaser车辆细节展示】 https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1mLXvBCEwk/?share_source=copy_web

[sly ravine]

As a Japanese person, I felt that the Japanese translation of that logo wasn't very cool. What do you all think?

[calm hollow]

why did they translate asphalt but not legends

[sly ravine]

Instead of just using a bold font, if the letters were distorted like on the sign for the Osaka course

[velvet hollow]

will report

[viral scroll]

is there a way to get ad volume way down, was looking for a mute button during the adds, sadly there is none! I do not mind any ads but NOT with that kind of volume

[calm hollow]

usually not, i guess if you don't want sound you're just meant to mute the sound completely (easy enough to do on mobile, probably not on xbox)

and i assume xbox shows similar ads to mobile lol

[next osprey]

Finally a real Japanese person

[sly ravine]

無課金はつらいぜー

[viral scroll]

especially the one from Payop is way too loud (wayyyy)

it was waking me neighbor even

[cedar crystal]

just had some sourdough

[viral orbit]

@fossil glacier @shell snow

Unknown-user

[fossil glacier]

[ember latch]

こんにちは、どうですか?

[shell snow]

Huh

[velvet hollow]

I'll check

@dry shore send it again

i was in a call and couldn't verify

[frosty seal]

Who the frog is unknown user

[viral orbit]

[bitter vector]

Porshe of Legend in RM

[brisk plinth]

how can a message i sent be unread??

[pallid magnet]

….

It’s giving

Same kinda front smug lookin smile😂

[late minnow]

I didn’t know 10’s by Pantera was used in a DBZ movie
https://youtube.com/shorts/gN7ZUVXHXYA?si=AEFhG19y07rKAMlP

[true hull]

Oh god, those another two villains (Yokai and Shan Yu) joining for Season 19 (Note: Edited because the Speedstorm In-Game Music is muted because the Asphalt menu track was edited (War by MUTEMATH) over Speedstorm Menu Music......)

[frozen hearth]

Anyone up for unbound?

You'll get a chance to get mogged by me

[proud willow]

Sorry Linux no like EA

And I don't have Unbound, I don't like Unbound

[patent sparrow]

In asphalt 8 airborne on the London track, you can find these classic asphalt game covers in this area of the track. (Asphalt 5 and Asphalt 6)

Also up here

[quaint bramble]

@cedar gyro how are your kids

[placid ledge]

this happened a while ago before getting changed no?

[naive night]

@fast island It's being held by Flex Seal

[jolly rain]

@outer lily

You saw the New update

[outer lily]

Huh

Game Deleted for 12 days

[jolly rain]

Again

[jolly rain]

King of the legion got a buff

[outer lily]

About what

[jolly rain]

4th chance

[outer lily]

What

How

[jolly rain]

Yes now he has total of 4 life

[outer lily]

With requiem?

[jolly rain]

It never said how only say he has a new talent that gives Him a 4th life but I'm trying to figure out how

[jolly rain]

Idk I need to try that

[outer lily]

Another Hidden buff

h nekki

[jolly rain]

Also finally made it

[outer lily]

They secretly nerfed Raikichi's shield

And now

[outer lily]

Tawp

[outer lily]

Could you show me the talent buff king of the Legend got

[jolly rain]

I'm trying figure out let me show you the patch notes

[jolly rain]

Idk what's is this patch note about.
Why it's says only contain one Actual change

Is this some kind a prank or what

[outer lily]

Dawg that's whole new update

Crazy

Especially the fact that you can increase your attribute just by taunting with sarge

[jolly rain]

Yes why it's says only contain one Actual change

[outer lily]

[outer lily]

APRIL fool's maybe

[jolly rain]

OHh yeah

I totally forget

[outer lily]

"4 lies one truth ahh update"

[jolly rain]

I'm sure that Sarge thing is a lie

Also the basics attack thing is a lie

Vacuum thing and yt thing is a lie

[outer lily]

The only thing that could be true is that Jack's fractures limited numbers

I guess...

[jolly rain]

Yes that's what think too Also maybe king Does get a buff because he's very slow and needed a buff. 🤔

[outer lily]

The buff he got has nothing to do how slow he is it just increased his number of afterlife

[jolly rain]

I wonder what Gameloft cooking for April fools 🤣. I still miss the sight drive

[jolly rain]

It's at least great I mean if you make him fast it's kind a break the game

[outer lily]

"Today we give u the arash imperium mayhem..."

[jolly rain]

Also who is this guy. He had 2$ deal so I bought him. This Guy Is so trash

[outer lily]

D tier hero

Hard to master

But Good if u know how to use him

[jolly rain]

His attacks are so close. Like brahh I'm fighting not on a date 💀

[outer lily]

[jolly rain]

Ahah Also if you check shadow fight discord server. SFA is gone

[outer lily]

[jolly rain]

Yes changed names

[outer lily]

April fools special

[jolly rain]

They really are so invested on April fools. Only if they had the same enthusiasm for fixing the game

[naive night]

Good lord, it's chatoic over at #🏎・general

[uncut bridge]

2 hours slowmode is DIABOLICAL

[calm hollow]

oh god everyone's a mod

[frosty seal]

Tf happened to my rm

[true hull]

Go Go De Tomago P72 is here. (Note: The Eagle by Bishu is playing and edited due to Speedstorm in-game music is muted.)

*Also this is a reference to Go Go Tomago and De Tomaso P72 jokingly as tomato

[hollow nova]

Guys moob mission is live
On yt

[lost field]

uhhh

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/ponett.dog/post/3mifgntea7c2p

Bobby Schroeder (@ponett.dog)

love when a bad movie comes out and critics have to find their own fun in the writing process

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[pine pasture]

Toyota GR coaster
S class vehicle (9999/9999)
Top speed:999kmh
Acceleration:99999
Handling:999999
Nitro:0.01

[naive night]

GMod ahh physics

[sage notch]

april fool from microsoft 💀

[fleet glade]

i use windows 7 but i dont update it

[raven viper]

Is this the right race bro?

[merry jewel]

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxGuEmI1ERYCNija6d8irKdD-yOQyg4yWO?si=8wxW9STO8_BdxM6h

[lunar remnant]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRCqEMQY/

[flat hawk]

night

album cover

also when did they change android role color

[viral orbit]

Awesome

[rocky gust]

lmao

[rocky gust]

it looks like they changed all platform role colors

interesting

[thin relic]

Zamn

[cold estuary]

el condor jumpscare

[true hull]

Pete and Syndrome is joining too for Season 19 in Speedstorm?! (No, not an April Fools joke and this news is legit, and edited because the in-game music is edited to Asphalt Legends music added from Racing Through Fire)

And yes, after Mother Gothel, Shan Yu, Yokai, Pete, and Syndrome got fully, officially revealed for Season 19 in Speedstorm, I will start using five Dragonforce songs that used in the Flames of Fortune Update that used in the Dragonforce Spotlight in Asphalt Legends starting April 9th

[frozen hearth]

wonder who asked

[teal cradle]

I did

[teal cradle]

Done

[merry jewel]

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxFYnPIJcwxxu7sIqmTMI-lhWd34SB6tdB

[grizzled relic]

https://tenor.com/view/jordymarajj-jodiprnt-gif-20989916

[wild pelican]

Yesterday's sprint

[crimson lichen]

@hard mesa

[crimson lichen]

@hard mesa 🤏 😁

[crimson lichen]

[faint dragon]

everything is copilot

[chilly bough]

windows 12:

[hoary marlin]

https://youtu.be/tTC10Kqb0XU?si=BBnaNqTSpsDdOMwX

[cedar gyro]

6:15???

[placid ledge]

guh

oh what

thats nuts

[zinc tapir]

6:15 sounds impressive

Ngl, it caught me off guard right after refreshing YT

[lean coral]

Wow

[zinc tapir]

It also dethroned Xiaomi SU7 on nurburgring lap time as non road legal car

[hoary marlin]

YeE

[hoary marlin]

Third fastest overall I see

[hoary marlin]

Imagine if Max behind the wheel

[tawdry monolith]

who invited him 😭

[viral orbit]

Bro glitch Ads cooker 😭

[frozen hearth]

kerfúsmobile

[civic dock]

nah that's actually cray cray. saved the img

😭

[cold estuary]

ahh, unbound

the game that tried to bring back old titles into this only for it to be a worser version

[merry jewel]

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxUQkipOEFeaZ6mAZFsPH1To-_2wR_yQsQ?si=vrDtZhDGWjGT1Zvj

[wraith hill]

worser

[crimson lichen]

@hard mesa

[wraith hill]

WHAT

[keen osprey]

Finally

[frozen hearth]

Kind of the opposite. Tried to be different but the creative department got a bit off track. Subjective design-wise.

It is to be expected from our beloved Electronic Arts to milk every single drop of context they can with seasonal content

Too bad both criterion and kaizen got put to work on separate fields

and the IP was, legally, put on hold

[merry jewel]

just dropped Chapter 1 of my supernatural romance web novel The Bride of Violet Roses 🌹

a devoted wife, a hidden curse, and a garden of violet roses that remember too much. if you're into emotional, mysterious love stories, check it out 👇

https://www.scribblehub.com/read/2269713-the-bride-of-violet-roses/chapter/2269744/

[chrome nova]

@tawdry vigil Is this self promo?

[pure tundra]

Is this good? (A game development training center held a 3D modeling test)

[mellow bane]

when patch notes ready can you post in this channel here? because my discord banned i cant join a9c server due new acc.

[frozen hearth]

Nah

It's free, nonprofit creative work

I was gon read until I saw the korean name

[keen chasm]

https://youtu.be/i9JM8qkWX9Q?si=-YfxSQIkFBlD7wQS

And i wonder how is it a brick in AL

[frozen hearth]

Game's a mess in terms of balancing/performance according to their real counterparts, but this is #🪄・off-topic and alu ain't for #🪄・off-topic

Fastest petrol-only car on the current nordschleife layout too

[teal frost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770094079102681198/1316981939453825044/6zc5Eo1hDW3vEv0RqU885s86Zp2otSK63MZBiu9D9aY.png?ex=69d09082&is=69cf3f02&hm=9866cc5042f14d59951b3cebb777d0fe061cc451c7590fec7aa95f69ac06b4cc&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[frozen hearth]

[calm hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-burger-ily-sour-please-gif-20944997

[chrome nova]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWo6Q9iiXCG/?igsh=MXdiM3d6YjB6eGI3eA==

felleanimated

What can wrong when doing trust exercises in the justice league… a lot :audio by @notsuperxavier #thejusticeleague #felleanimated

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[cold estuary]

but im not wrong

[obsidian widget]

ah now i realized

they put the franchise on limbo

and not even bringing new updates to the game

[cold estuary]

they stopped updating once vol 9 came

and now the game is a broken mess

[pallid magnet]

boi wut de hail boi

[indigo forum]

@dense finch

[dense finch]

a

[indigo forum]

good boy

[dense finch]

no

[indigo forum]

[frozen hearth]

small little extra I've added to my 2026 gt mk4 livery in unbound

[cold estuary]

if ur blocked ur blocked moment

[wraith hill]

blocked by distance

[wild pelican]

🫩

[wraith hill]

oh wait no blocked by the one who came in 3rd

[winged forge]

GOD BRO 😍

apm beast daddy

[merry jewel]

https://youtube.com/live/UnReU7Bf5U4?feature=share

[fossil glacier]

I'm crine @tawdry vigil

[ember latch]

copilot dr4gs 😭

[white brook]

ME TOO

[cold estuary]

i also found trash

gameloft called, they want their fiziks back

[fossil glacier]

who let asphalt physics be in SRCW server

[obsidian widget]

@tawdry vigil another victim

[crimson lichen]

@hard mesa

[fossil glacier]

ACE 2.0

[obsidian widget]

bro listening to suno while typing to claude 🥀

[white brook]

Kia / Lotus Elan?

[faint dragon]

im new

[mystic ember]

@placid ledge

[placid ledge]

damn

i really want a food stash for myself

[amber hornet]

Fisch Admin abuse and new cars I can build, today is nice

:)

[tulip imp]

hate the new branding

[mystic ember]

I’ll hook you up with the weird knick knacks here

[mystic ember]

It’s not as bad as others tbh

At least it’s not jaguar

[placid ledge]

thank you sir

gah i still miss walkers shortbread to this day

[clear meteor]

What was that

[calm hollow]

oh god i borked my arch install trying to figure out if the screen freezing until i hard reset is a driver issue or a gpu issue

thank god i have another computer and a flash drive

im going to flash the arch iso to the flash drive using the fedora media writer

nobody's gonna stop me from doing that

in case if you're curious on how i borked it: i went into the tty (text interface) because using the regular gui would make the gpu crash a minute or so in. i checked the logs, saw hints that it might be a driver issue, so i went to update them. then the screen froze on verifying packages

i hit ctrl-c to see if it would respond. it didn't. then i started mashing some keys to see if it is indeed dead, and turns out it wasn't, the pc beeper still beeped at me when i was doing stuff it didn't like

and on reboot, lo and behold

i think i know how to unbork it

[proud willow]

Of course it had to be Arch

Nobara would never

[calm hollow]

ok i unborked it

[calm hollow]

tbh it is kinda my fault

i should've waited at least a minute before trying to take back control lol

thank you laptop and arch wiki guide on how to set up ssh on the live iso

and that stackoverflow answer on how to check the upgrade log

[proud willow]

[calm hollow]

now i hope this is indeed a driver issue

and the gpu won't freeze again

[calm hollow]

okay so, it's a gpu problem

it froze when i was watching a youtube video

great

[calm hollow]

i hit reset on my pc and the motherboard is giving me a gpu error

great

perfect timing

[proud willow]

Reball the GPU

[peak nymph]

majorly upset rn

[amber zephyr]

Wassup

[peak nymph]

NCAA

my team just lost cuz they THREW THE SECOND HALF

college basketball

@amber zephyr

[amber zephyr]

🥀

Rough

[tawdry monolith]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D7kotiWm6q4
@nimble kayak @dusty veldt

[faint dragon]

How is my pfp

[nimble kayak]

bro nah ion want the spyglass anymore

😭

stop haunting me

[tawdry monolith]

no

[true hull]

Bro I can win if Go Go Tomato was on my team easily

[wise plover]

Any recently released codes that still work? I haven't played in a bit and I just got back into it a few days ago

[merry jewel]

https://youtu.be/ugBJL0k1Gew?si=IqCZx2hyBhC6g-bB

[cold estuary]

games got me fighting for my life and its only lv10 bots

[proud willow]

All Stars Racing Transformed when

[cold estuary]

when i find the game

[proud willow]

find

[violet galleon]

Today I went to see The Super Mario Galaxy Movie at 1:40 PM

[dusty veldt]

Bruh this is like ages old 😭

[dry shore]

https://b23.tv/2hC3hNg

@static basin

[static basin]

thx

[proud willow]

Wasn't that car faster?

[calm hollow]

ok you know what it might be a balling issue

i booted the pc back up today and it's back to normal for now

im furmark stress testing it to get it to warm up

it's at 66c, so far so good

now hold on why's the core at 680mhz

shouldn't it be higher

it's using all 120 watts

[proud willow]

[calm hollow]

hm even forcing it to highest clocks doesn't work

ok it might be in some safe mode

[calm hollow]

ok probably not

[calm hollow]

ok so i undervolted it from 120w to 100w, hopefully it'll keep it stable

i'll go watch some youtube to see if the issue persists

[tawdry monolith]

Low key what

[dusty veldt]

Wait is that another video?

[tawdry monolith]

I think so
I saw the comment section and he made a comment like 2 minutes ago at the time

[dusty veldt]

Oh nvm its a new vid

[calm hollow]

chat how much worse is the intel arc b570 compared to b580

because it's cheaper enough for me to consider

and it seems that these two are the only two good enough upgrades in the price range i'm looking for

although the b580 is a bit out of said price range

@cedar gyro i don't think that one's allowed

yippee

[calm hollow]

ok new question: how does the rtx 3050 compare to both of these since turns out it's in the same range

i heard nvidia's got better linux support now because all that ai has got to run somewhere, and windows is too heavy lol

[chrome nova]

What

Nvidia on linux?

[calm hollow]

i heard it's getting better, specifically on rtx 2000-3000 onwards

gtx 1000 is out of luck because nvidia moment

[chrome nova]

I'll believe it once it can support Forza, NFS or other heavy games

On nvidia

[calm hollow]

i'm fairly certain it can run nfs at least

ok scratch the 3050

the b570 is a better value at the same price

[wild pelican]

the XLR8 special

[viral orbit]

Bro account new one like some

[lunar vessel]

I was able to unlock everything in this game on 2 day

[viral orbit]

nobody unlock before

Me noob

Bro cooker 😭

impossible why bro egg

[stone meadow]

You got bad luck

[viral orbit]

don't know

[stone meadow]

Wyn don't know

That type of egg makes you explode

[viral orbit]

Ok thank

[fossil glacier]

[lunar vessel]

California?

[nocturne narwhal]

Korea

[viral orbit]

[proud willow]

[pallid magnet]

Lego technic Ferrari 12 cilindri next👀👀

https://www.instagram.com/p/DWZVJIkjkc7/?igsh=MW9nYW41eHUxYW83ag==

ferrari

A record-breaking #Ferrari12CilindriSpider masterpiece celebrates the opening of a new LEGO Ferrari Build & Race experience by the LEGOLAND® New York Resort. It is officially the largest ever constructed – a world-record creation made from 554,767 bricks, weighing nearly 1,800 kg and requiring more than 2,300 hours of work.

Discover more at ...

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[proud willow]

[cold estuary]

looks alright

[dry shore]

I am so excited I just found out Kane Parsons the guy who made the backrooms vids and more on youtube is directing an actual movie of the backrooms bros legit only 20 yrs old and is doing such incredible things

[cedar gyro]

alr thanks for the report

[wild dirge]

Yw

Never seen such creativity to insult smb😭💔

[lunar vessel]

Which one?

[proud willow]

[wild dirge]

what

[pallid magnet]

Porsche carrera gt asphalt édition👀

[raw sleet]

@cedar gyro @brisk pond le epic sim tray

i had to pull out my pixel 3 for this

[cedar gyro]

one handed as well

actually insane

[raw sleet]

its a great phone.

getting neglected by the big scamsung and fartmis

[chilly bough]

porsche mission carrera R

[brisk pond]

Bro wthhh dammm ,

[raw sleet]

android 10 vs android 15 be like

left side resurrection remix, right side lineageos

[raw sleet]

so many layers

[stone meadow]

@raw sleet join

[raw sleet]

join what

[stone meadow]

You are late

[raw sleet]

im actually toxxy

[frozen hearth]

this 97 year old cyanogenmod dev still serves musicfx the old fashioned way

It was still there when I tried los23 alphas

[calm hollow]

don't fix what ain't broken

[frozen hearth]

IT WAS ALWAYS BROKEN
no matter if it is android 7, 10, 15, you had enforcing or permissive settings

the old cy musicfx never works consistently😭

[bitter vector]

Headphone jack in 2026 is pure cinema

[raw sleet]

its peak

cause i USE IT

[frozen hearth]

I wish xperias weren't pricey as heck

[raw sleet]

i was able to get the xperia 5v for 800 instead of 1000

[outer apex]

W or L?

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/morganite.io/post/3mits3bvssk2g

morganite 💖 (@morganite.io)

yeah we can tell, jay

Bluesky · Apr 6, 2026, 5:29 PM

[calm hollow]

are they still making that deus ex remaster

apparently the original one didn't go on sale, while everything else did

i wonder if it'll look like gta trilogy definitive edition still

https://youtu.be/f1RdKezTYNk if you didn't know they released this trailer a while back

they later ended up delaying the remaster indefinitely and refunding all preorders

[proud willow]

So it's gonna get System Shock levels of quality?

[calm hollow]

eh no probably not

system shock was like, a complete remake

this one looks like it's going to play the same, but with shinier graphics

shinier being quite literal lol

[pallid magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyjVC7fKLVg
👀👀

[faint dragon]

My Team is top in Colombia

[dense barn]

Bro, I got the achievements when I logged into the game the day before yesterday for no reason, and I don't understand if I need to platinum the game with the achievement.

[covert pilot]

My shoe size is 44, the same as Lewis Hamilton's number, which is also Fernando Alonso's current age. That size converted to a US size is 11, the same as Sergio Perez's number. 😯🤯

[pallid magnet]

Dayum boi he THICC🗣️

[mint forum]

it's so peak... 😭

[scarlet lintel]

i got my 9x8 back

[proud willow]

no wonder why that setup is so...

um...

"creative"

[pallid magnet]

Evo sf90 w/ damage model👀

[calm hollow]

there's at least one achievement that's bugged for everyone, that's the own 50 cars one, it's stuck at 96%

so for now you can't really platinum it

[lunar vessel]

Not very off topic

[viral orbit]

Different you said not Car

[white brook]

ghostpra

[late minnow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hzL5C_Fw5hA?si=fwWqXETTsYqtb2Zh

[lunar vessel]

Huawei masterAI power 💪

I Challenge anyone who can do better!

"You just have to erase every cars"

[viral orbit]

[hoary marlin]

TOP 10

[worn whale]

Uhh what's this?

[lunar vessel]

This is horrible.. hope you didn't tried any restricted method. Contact CC

Immediately

[worn whale]

ok

[worn whale]

What are some restricted methods?

[lunar vessel]

Illegal method to alter your account or game data. You tried any of that?

[worn whale]

No

I just started playing last week or so…

I have no knowledge on how to alter my account or game data, tbh