🪄・off-topic

[sharp frost]

More used to that

[static juniper]

im tryna clear mania beta speed rn

HOLY ???

[sharp frost]

That maps fun

[static juniper]

bro

ur actually the best mobile player ever wtf

u got a yt channel where u post scores?

[sharp frost]

You haven’t seen those Chinese players

[static juniper]

do u have proof of dan clear in video?

bc i wanna see ts

[sharp frost]

I have the replay file for malody but that’s it

Didn’t bother recording

[static juniper]

ic

its fine then

imma try and find malody gamma speed

btw gamma mania is beta malody

[sharp frost]

The gamma map is from osumania

[static juniper]

what is it called?

[sharp frost]

Malody supports osu map file

[static juniper]

is it relfec?

[sharp frost]

Reflec stream

[static juniper]

oh

wait

then is paradigm downrated?

bc relfec is easier than pradigm

im talking about paradigm speed not the jack map

[sharp frost]

Oh

Idk that

[static juniper]

oh ok nvm then

[sharp frost]

Malody has paradigm shift which is like e-

[static juniper]

e-?

[sharp frost]

Bit below epsilon

[static juniper]

oh ic

wait wha

[sharp frost]

It’s a whole different song

[static juniper]

yeah ik

its really fun imo

if u wanna see some scores check my channel

in bio

idk why i havent uploaded my speed scores yet

even tho its my main skillset

[sharp frost]

【【Malody】拇指打“We Luv Lama(1.2×)”C97.33（Stream γ+）-哔哩哔哩】 https://b23.tv/rCZjEAp

[static juniper]

something like this right?

[sharp frost]

Mobile player, thumb main

Ye

[static juniper]

98?????

wait thats you?

[sharp frost]

No

He’s crazy tho

I don’t usually upload stuff

[static juniper]

is that only thumbs?

[sharp frost]

Basically

Ye

[static juniper]

thats crazy

more impressive than epsilon on kb

im genuinely so bad at jack

[sharp frost]

【【Malody/ε】Sample Epsilon C判96.25%ACC-哔哩哔哩】 https://b23.tv/WhSfmWj

He moved on to mania and does pure accuracy plays

[static juniper]

ic

[static juniper]

whats the second map?

[sharp frost]

Shadow of cats 1.4

[static juniper]

ohh

i recognized the song but couldnt name it lmao

[sharp frost]

Basically top tier garbage

[static juniper]

i was waiting for forgotten lmao

[sharp frost]

Sample version

I do recommend you not get into dans, play other stuff then play dans

[static juniper]

the fact that he can use multiple fingers for the long jacks makes it possible lmao

[static juniper]

i do

[sharp frost]

Myuka did that on forgotten on his initial clear

[static juniper]

double setup??

[sharp frost]

Kinda

Just alternating hands on the same key

[static juniper]

oh

[sharp frost]

And for just dans, on Malody I have done barely progress on them

Really didn’t bother playing those maps over and over again

[static juniper]

oh lmaop

i play maps over and over again

but its not dans

i just dont download stuff

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/lachm.page/post/3lvf6apo6ss2l

Gene Altered Roll Slop (@lachm.page)

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[sharp frost]

And I do find stream maps particularly fun

Though this one had more of an easier pattern

[static juniper]

is this

like 230 hs?

what song is that its peak

[sharp frost]

250

[static juniper]

wtf

im a tech stream guy

[sharp frost]

Eviternity

This one on the other hand is much much harder

[static juniper]

oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIDprFrlDK0

bro my jack is so bad

this is 120 😭

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8fGC5qMY50

[sharp frost]

I got a map you may like for practice

[static juniper]

aight

my sessiopn is long over tho

[sharp frost]

https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/2067984#mania/4326633

single stream

[static juniper]

not even gonan try and pronounce that

[sharp frost]

Basically delay

[static juniper]

https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/1996732#mania/4149957

this is my fav stream map

[sharp frost]

Don’t let the low star count fool you, the single stream is a bit techy

[static juniper]

aight

ill try it

[static juniper]

what rate?

[sharp frost]

Any rate is fine

I had a random run of 99.3 on malody c judge

For base rate

[static juniper]

aight

ill try baserate too ig

my acc is dog tho

@sharp frost

1.15 doable asf

[sharp frost]

@static juniper decided to play this while laying down in bed

[static juniper]

holy car

wtf

i think i can also get a 7 miss run

or at least under 10

but its 10pm rn

and my fingees are cold

[sharp frost]

https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/140097#mania/350094

You have to try the main difficulty

[static juniper]

i can barely play this 0.9

[static juniper]

main?

[sharp frost]

It’s actually diabolical

The highest diff

[static juniper]

oh

its easy

[sharp frost]

There’s only 2 ss on the board

[static juniper]

mania the entire top 100 is prolly ss

[sharp frost]

Different one

This one is ranked 2014

Yours is the more recent one

[static juniper]

o

[sharp frost]

Trust me you won’t see it coming

[static juniper]

its from sdvx

i expect something

i just dont know what

[static juniper]

DAWG??

why is there gamma tech mixed in

nvm epsilon tech

[sharp frost]

Just a short burst

At best beta-

Judge e

Also the ending split trill

Supposedly this map represents a difficulty breakthrough on sdvx for the first lv16

[static juniper]

not that bad

[sharp frost]

And then drops this pile of amazing tech

[static juniper]

?

[sharp frost]

Sdvx originally had lv15 as highest diff, this song gave birth to the first lv16

[static juniper]

o

[sharp frost]

So naturally people decided to map this as crazy as possible

[static juniper]

bro even the 2 goats struggling

[sharp frost]

https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/127305#mania/323070

More unexpected mapping

[static juniper]

i have 0 7k pp

[sharp frost]

Nice

[static juniper]

mb had to correct it

even tho i do have 7k pp rn

[sharp frost]

Playing too much 7k makes me not wanna play 4k

[static juniper]

Lmao

7k is fun

But anyways I'm sleeping now gn

[vocal tiger]

tell them to add the exorcist camaro

[obsidian widget]

deserved a better in game model tbh

hope legends debut can fix

[cedar gyro]

@true shadow @wraith hill random low roll wifh 2 fails + 2 night owls bakushin run

at this rate I'm making king halo as my main sprinter

[wraith hill]

zamn!

[craggy panther]

@jade valley playing sonic beta and its great way better than Mario kart world

[patent sparrow]

I found this murcielago picture and it has the same number plate as the asphalt 2 game cover

[merry jewel]

Pinnacle of Speed Season [Update 40] - Asphalt 9 : - Legends China Version Patch Notes English Version are live!

Thank you to everyone for helping us today. ❤️

Click the link below to read the patch notes PDF document : -
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kWtGWcbAbPbZFVSIYvAd4wGnlpLxJToH/view?usp=drivesdk

[true shadow]

Umazing!

[outer lily]

@chrome nova

Wanna know about sfa?

[chrome nova]

Is it a game?

[outer lily]

Ofc

Wait

[chrome nova]

Wait, I'm going out now, you can tell me later.

[outer lily]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nekki.shadowfightarena

Check out

[tawdry vigil]

i cant-

[inner bough]

Peak

[chilly bough]

peak

[royal widget]

@faint dragon as I was saying...

[flat hawk]

tag run sucks but its so funny sometimes
i got 10k score and the 2nd guy got 6k at the end of the match LMAO

[calm hollow]

lol i realized my older monitor has a nicer brightness change

on the newer one it just changes instantly, but with a couple second delay

but on the older one it does a fade which also starts immediately

[neat crane]

Did my son teach you that midoriya??

[faint dragon]

[neat crane]

Guess you want a 1v1

[royal widget]

Can we do this on 24th dec?

[faint dragon]

@royal widget You know true darkness... so know that there is a path back to the light. You can still do it!!!

@neat crane @royal widget The essence of being a hero is when you care about others. A hero's heart exists only for others! If you stumble down the wrong path, you'll end up falling off a cliff. "EVERYONE CAN BE A HERO"

[calm hollow]

so on crossworlds

[royal widget]

[calm hollow]

i kept getting error 1-6-0 in every multiplayer race and i had no idea why

turns out it's because this 2025 unreal engine game has its physics tied to the bloody framerate

apparently

at least turning down the graphics fixed the issue for one player, im reinstalling the game to see if it does for me

if it doesn't, im actually going to be less mad

because there's no way sonic team just overlooked the physics tick that unreal has built-in when doing their physics

but that would also explain why the game only had 60 or 30 fps options

[faint dragon]

This guy doesn't understand!... Endeavor, let's finish him off!...

[calm hollow]

it worked

https://tenor.com/view/yagami-judgment-lost-judgment-cry-sad-gif-1214028373006190696

lowering the settings bloody worked

sonic team

it's 2025

why tie your physics to the goddamn framerate

if this was another server i'd use a different word

also yeah i did finish 12th, mystic island sucks to race on with the river half-pipe

and steer assist doesn't work in multiplayer

and it's also at like 540p 30 so it was very disorienting

[calm hollow]

man im so pissed off at sonic team

framerate-tied physics in 2025, which are also the reasons for you getting kicked out of the race if the framerate is below the target

[faint dragon]

Here I go!!!

[lofty pike]

I have to ask, does EA only hold the license for the BMW M3? Like we have never seen it in any Asphalt games.

[faint dragon]

A tricky question!!

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/kakashi-gif-26460665

[royal widget]

Has that dude played football with his life on the line? Didn't think so

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/sharingan-naruto-itachi-itachi-uchiha-mangekyō-sharingan-gif-16466767997160404000

You dare to challenge the Great Authority!? Haha, look how carefree you are!

[calm hollow]

i don't think they do

[calm hollow]

usually if there's an exclusivity agreement then it's with a manufacturer

[royal widget]

Iirc there was an M3 in a8

[calm hollow]

like with porsche

until like 2015 or so porsche was mostly exclusive to nfs because of the agreement they had with porsche unleashed

asphalt 8 and earlier had ruf cars, which are modded porsches, until they got replaced with porsche once the exclusivity expired

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-gif-20978579

[faint dragon]

Wow

[craggy panther]

Yagami

[calm hollow]

yes

screaming

[unique ember]

fair and well designed boss

[craggy panther]

On lost judgment i know the exact scene

[calm hollow]

yeah that's where it's from

it also makes for a funny gif despite the context

[craggy panther]

The scene of a character’s murder

[late gust]

Reg Oversized Nameplates - feel free to share/drop a reaction 🏁

#1243514792715751487 message

[wide spoke]

@marsh plover bro tried to raid ma💔

[marsh plover]

kek

what a loser

[tight onyx]

Idk why I am saying it in off topic, but if some high official see this, please give me permission to be able to send messages in memes channel!!

[calm hollow]

you can only send asphalt-related memes in memes, no messages

any message without an image gets automatically removed, and if the image isn't a meme it gets removed by a mod

[teal frost]

@drowsy comet @sick sail Happy National Day

[flat hawk]

hors

[neat crane]

Why not now??
You scared??

[neat crane]

[neat crane]

What😂

[faint dragon]

Have you ever felt so broken inside that you wanted to cry non-stop? Well, that's how I feel right now!

🥀

My girlfriend broke up with me this afternoon.

[glacial dawn]

?

[faint dragon]

Sorry I was wrong, it wasn't you

[glacial dawn]

Alr

No problem

[faint dragon]

@sturdy grotto

[sonic portal]

Juan

[chrome nova]

Gamedite even raiding my dreams💀

[tight onyx]

how about this TwT... no permission to begin with. And no history of Ban or Restrictions either

[neat crane]

🥀

[neat crane]

Noooo🥀🥀

Imma send larry to get you @analog wagon

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-cat-chat-larry-meme-chat-meme-cat-gif-10061556685042597078

[analog wagon]

but I have an mp5 with a grenade launcher

[neat crane]

No worries

I'm a top tier gangster

Really wanna mess with me??

[neat crane]

Is this fortnight??

[analog wagon]

DUDE

[neat crane]

Idk man
I've never played it🤷🏻‍♂️

[analog wagon]

team fortress 2

[neat crane]

Ooh...

[neat crane]

Never played that either🫠

[neat crane]

[analog wagon]

my mind questioning why everyone fear job

let me test if everyone actually fear job

[sonic cape]

move on to your next joke pal it's getting stale

[devout fjord]

Remember when A8 was good back then?

No pay to win

Just fun and stuff

[calm hollow]

then you need to get at least level 5 in the server

[flat hawk]

you mean less p2w

[devout fjord]

P2w just make me going to eat food in the dumpster

[tawdry vigil]

https://x.com/Adverse56/status/1961905805579473141?t=issP6A3KyY7ITCOUcYUWrQ&s=33

Adverse (@Adverse56)

My friend didn't install CS: Source

X · Aug 30, 2025, 9:36 PM

[sturdy grotto]

?

[merry jewel]

Jujutsu Kaisen Culling Game Arc will be broadcasted on January 2026

[true hull]

What the

[uncut drum]

Finally

[true hull]

Wait, that's illegal.

[flat hawk]

i dont like samsung but dex is so peak

[calm hollow]

loud screams warning

you know, a lot becomes more clear about war of the worlds 2025 when you find out who's one of the producers
of course timur bekmambetov produced another screen recorder movie, and of course he filled it to the brim with product placement

[marsh plover]

nah it was kinda obvious that it was a glorified amazon ad when a cheap plastic drone you'd get on amazon for 5 bucks manages to dodge alien laser weapons and becomes the saviour of the world through prime overnight shipping

also buddy was happy to be an amazon driver yea nah they aint fooling us

[plush sinew]

@chrome nova @raven bear

[calm hollow]

apparently the other producer said that amazon actually didn't order them to instead the amazon ad, they just wanted it to be grounded in reality
and that sounds a lot similar to the excuse bekmambetov gave to the question about his new year film franchise ёлки and why it contains so much product placement

i think in the ёлки interview he said something along the lines of "if a character is holding some "myphone" instead of an actual iphone, then the story's not gonna feel so real" lol

https://bsky.app/profile/tyxi.bsky.social/post/3lwsezgvf622t

Tyxi (@tyxi.bsky.social)

This is what happens when you make a mistake

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Bluesky · Aug 20, 2025, 2:29 AM

rare to see a vib ribbon meme

[marsh plover]

grounded in reality is hilarious

they aint fooling nobody
that thing was a glorified amazon ad and imma die on that hill

[calm hollow]

true

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/semifreqsonic.bsky.social/post/3lxpadry3us24

Semi Frequent Sonic Facts 😾🔥 (@semifreqsonic.bsky.social)

Throughout the Sonic Riders series, the Babylon Rogues would wear their protective eyewear when participating in races.

In Sonic Racing Crossworlds however, they no longer put them on, keeping their gear on their heads.

Are they stupid?

Bluesky · Aug 31, 2025, 1:53 PM

ngl i like limp bizkit's music

it goes hard

[calm hollow]

woo

[craggy edge]

Viking

[calm hollow]

lol nice freezeframe

[calm hollow]

wow, first time from yakuza 5 they put that in the tutorial lol

never seen the word without the -ious ending lol

[cedar gyro]

@true shadow

[craggy panther]

Got to love yagami a lawyer now pi

[calm hollow]

he's been a pi for most of judgment 1 as well

[craggy panther]

Played both

The adopted son of a tojo family patriarch

@calm hollow have u played most yakuzas

[calm hollow]

he decided to stop being a lawyer after okubo allegedly killed his girlfriend after he acquitted him of another murder charge
he did become a lawyer for the last chapter ||to defend okubo from that charge and ayabe from another murder charge||, but then after the finale he decided to stay a detective

[calm hollow]

yeah

[craggy panther]

Yeah along with everyone favourite sidekick kaito

[craggy panther]

Theres one cutscene that keeps me laughing every time when higashi calls yagami a u know what

[calm hollow]

idr that in judgment 1
keep in mind that im playing with the japanese dub, and english subs are different for jp and en dubs

[craggy panther]

Think its in lost judgement

Yeah but all of them are well written

And honestly apart from infinite wealth ive played all of them and live every yakuza game

[calm hollow]

i haven't played infinite wealth, gaiden and pirate yakuza yet

and the ishin remake too, haven't played that

and also haven't played the ones not on pc (the two original not-kiwami ps2 games, kenzan, dead souls, original ishin, the two kurohyou games, and 0 director's cut)
kenzan, og ishin and kurohyou are all japanese-only (maybe there's some fan translations)
0 dx is just 0 with a couple extra cutscenes and a new multiplayer mode
ishin and the ps2 games got remade
i might play dead souls one day out of curiosity

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/screwy.bsky.social/post/3lxph6tnww22v

Lumin (🎂 @ 9/23) (@screwy.bsky.social)

jesus christ Joker's Extreme Gear spawn animation is hilarious

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[craggy edge]

https://youtu.be/DDOLJayy9Cs?si=O1QGA6r9hZ3JHWCF

[sharp frost]

【【Malody】拇指打老Delta切 The Empress“女皇切”C97.43（Stream δ-）-哔哩哔哩】 https://b23.tv/SyjfEFo @static juniper

[crimson lichen]

@hard mesa

[static juniper]

Bro delta????

[sharp frost]

That thing is more like gamma diff stream

[calm hollow]

lol the newest technology connections video

alec converts grams of water to ounces, then to fluid ounces, then to gallons, and then finally to liters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzClLWL-Eys (at 10:45)

[calm hollow]

why does my main monitor not wake up from standby sometimes

it did that before i plugged in the second monitor too

[hard mesa]

Unlock faraday👌 congrats

[crimson lichen]

[calm hollow]

why does that image look weirdly ai-upscaled lol

what kinda phone upscales screenshot crops

[hard mesa]

The turtle porch👀

[marsh plover]

[calm hollow]

who in lrclib snuck in the "thank you" in the lyrics smh
maybe they're based on a live performance lol

oh and "ready?" before that, definitely based on a live version

i thought maybe it's how youtube used to randomly insert "thank you" during silences in auto subtitles

i found the exact live performance it was based on lol https://youtu.be/gdyRiIs07z0?t=195

one of the comments scared me into thinking ben kowalewicz (the lead singer) died

he didn't

whew

[solemn salmon]

Yo this game has lykan now!??

[rustic nymph]

WHT game is it??

[flat hawk]

gangstar vegas

this guy a newgen for sure

[faint dragon]

I thought they made it a Chevrolet 🥀

[true shadow]

It just might be real

[solemn salmon]

game has gtr and rolls royce and aventdor,but they are p2w car,this lykan too 😢

[solemn salmon]

this game keep adding new stuff but the map ,ui and graphics has almost 0 update and looks the same like 10 yrs ago

but still fun

[flat hawk]

the shop ui looks the same

almost

its fun yea

but janky

like, you could farm loot by killing the people in the diner near the garage

it doesnt trigger the cops for some reason

[solemn salmon]

i barely farm those task tho,the most valueable thing to farm in game is the street cred event(if the main reward is good ofc

[cold estuary]

bruh

[marsh plover]

alibaba GTA

[solemn salmon]

at least its free

[true shadow]

@cedar gyro got so many mood downs and a 12th place finish, I don’t think I’m touching the game anytime soon today

[cedar gyro]

happens

[true shadow]

My runs yesterday were pretty good so had to get bad ones eventually

[civic dock]

@dusty veldt continue here

[dusty veldt]

Doesn't matter

General is dead anyways

[civic dock]

Oh

lol

But the recent videos are fire though

Lithium batteries one
Math ones
Téflon being the most subtle poison to mankind

[dusty veldt]

Yeah but

They don't have the old charm in his videos

And now they put sponsorships in-between the video instead of at the end

Like seriously

[civic dock]

Aaah that

yea

they didn’t have those before

[dusty veldt]

And now there are like 5 hosts

[civic dock]

Tbh for me it ain’t that much of a deal breaker to stop watching him completely

[civic dock]

Oh?

[dusty veldt]

Yeah I still watch his videos

[dusty veldt]

Every video a new guy seems to be travelling around the world

And narrating

[civic dock]

Just not as legendary as before? I only started watching him a few months ago

And haven’t seen another host yet

[dusty veldt]

Been watching him since 3 years now

[civic dock]

I saw his associates, the young chemist for example is pretty good

Ohhh

You are an informed man

[dusty veldt]

Those 'associates' are just the company trying to diversify the face of the channel so that if Derek stops working, they have a backup

[civic dock]

hmm

[dusty veldt]

If you watch his vids from 3 or 4 years ago, you'll see only him

Now there are like 5 dudes

[civic dock]

oh

veritasium lore goes wild 💔

[dusty veldt]

Tbh if Derek stops appearing in veritasium, I'm gonna stop watching completely, and it doesn't seem far off considering half the video he isn't even narrating

[civic dock]

That would be sad

He’s like the life and soul of these discoveries

[dusty veldt]

I remember watching a video where they explained how corporations have started buying yt channels because they're losing television

[civic dock]

ah

[dusty veldt]

Forgot who made it

I was surprised by how many channels are owned by corporations

And most of them don't even reveal it

[civic dock]

Like how vivendi bought gameloft and slowly killed a8

[dusty veldt]

Yep

Basically

[civic dock]

Even now actually it’s still vivendi behind a9

Just… they’re adjusting

[dusty veldt]

I know. That's why a9 is so p2w

[civic dock]

Yep

It’s still interesting to see that the game didn’t get more p2w like a8

After unite it went better

[dusty veldt]

It's headed that way

[civic dock]

Now we’re kinda at a flatline

[dusty veldt]

That's because they were trying to help Playstation players get progress quickly so that they're on par with players who've been playing since long

[civic dock]

Maybe in a few years but for now a9’s worst years are before unite. That was a dark part

[dusty veldt]

True

But with evo upgrades and stuff I'm feeling we're headed in the a8 path

A8 literally had PRO upgrades, that's basically evo

[civic dock]

I know cuz i remember being so happy to finally max Acura nsx and get a 3K rank Car (which was only 1 packs of x2 I think per milestone reward, now it’s 5)

[civic dock]

Eh, evo is more strategical, pro was a « oh btw there’s more than max now »

[dusty veldt]

Lol yeah then they made it the most common car

[civic dock]

Evo ain’t bad tbh, since there are a lot of combinations possible for different tracks, speed or handling

[dusty veldt]

It's basically a more complex version of PRO, with gambling included

[civic dock]

There’s a lot of good potential in Evo is what I’m trying to say

[dusty veldt]

If they remove the gambling part and let us buy specific parts instead of choosing random

It's gonna be the best feature

[civic dock]

Who know how they’re gonna evolve

[dusty veldt]

Yeah

It might go down the path of a8

Or it might get better

I don't think they want to make alu like a8 unless they have another sequel planned, which makes no sense since they removed the number from a9

[civic dock]

Tbh for Camaro it’s perfect. U get the evo cards by randomly playing (mp/daily events…) and slowly will max the car. I understand that getting all evo parts in like 1 or 2 days takes the fun out of the « progression » part of evo upgrades

I don’t see evo cards with Enzo and Chiron anywhere so that is bad tbh

[civic dock]

Exactly

[dusty veldt]

Exactly other carsare gatekept

[civic dock]

Until they have a new flagship game, they’re playing it safe with a9

[dusty veldt]

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised they bring a new game next year considering vivendi

[civic dock]

The more f2p a9 gets, the happier we as players get… but the more frustrated vivendi gets…

But also they have to find a balance to not lose too much player base

[dusty veldt]

Yeah that's the issue

[civic dock]

Before unite they were at the limit of losing everyone

I was at the point of quitting

[dusty veldt]

There were a lot of rumours about a10 back then, so it made players more convinced to leave a9

[civic dock]

Then unite came, mp packs were brought to 5x, new maps, new easy getting cars, cross platform, Lego cars that were easy to get (easy to max for Lego vette), solo private lobbies, private lobbies with everyone from every club, gauntlet that revived the purpose of 30" tracks instead of being « oh look a fancy place in Caribbean » in PLs, rotating cars in mp packs for diversity

[civic dock]

Yeah I kinda remember a bit

[dusty veldt]

Tbh they did make a lot of things better, but at the same time they managed to make things worse

[civic dock]

hmm, like what’s worse rn..?

[dusty veldt]

Well the new bps system

Now they can get away with giving less bps for a car in events

Example ds

[civic dock]

Hmm, you would rather quickly progress through stars and slowly unlock cars than quickly getting cars and taking forever to max?

[civic dock]

Ohhhh

True, 15x instead of like 50x or smth

[dusty veldt]

Well id prefer the old system because now we get lesser bps and need the same amount to max it

[dusty veldt]

Exactly

And first spotlight being OP was a well planned stunt

And they conveniently promised to do a spotlight every season

[civic dock]

Tbh the car they nerfed the progression (Survolt, low rank) wasn’t that important so it’s ok… but maybe they’ll nerf Mosler event that way…

[dusty veldt]

That way they can keep players engaged hoping for a better spotlight

[civic dock]

Our expectations were sky high

well for me after the speed festival one my expectations went to the « oh another Grindy event »

[dusty veldt]

100% mosler needs 300bps to max but only like 40 to unlock, they'll conveniently place 20 bps and say 'you're halfway to unlock'

[civic dock]

This Lego one for example, I only did races to get epics to gold my Lego vette. After that I only profit off the free spotlightcoins and credit bought spot coins

[dusty veldt]

They made it like that by making the first spotlight insane

Now we'll keep hoping for a similar spotlight

[civic dock]

Fr

[dusty veldt]

Same, I haven't played a single race after getting the 3 epics

[civic dock]

Well now silver lightning the event f2p gives u 15/30

[dusty veldt]

You can actually fully unlock it without spending a token assuming you have enough supports

If they made such an event with the old bp format, they'd have to put 70 bps

Anyways imma go play mp and check my rank in gp

[civic dock]

Tbh Lego Corvette is the funnest one to drive. Grand sport killer since its slightly faster than it with nitro (+19 km/h!), nice accel, 3600 rank

[civic dock]

Nice talking

[dusty veldt]

Yeah it's basically ccgs with better acc

[civic dock]

lego Ferrari is mp2 beast

Lego revuelto too

[dusty veldt]

Erm there are better cars for mp2

[civic dock]

I match f1 lms

[dusty veldt]

In slipstream stock huarya r was op

[civic dock]

At 2500

[civic dock]

Ahh yes

[dusty veldt]

And in green streak I am somehow able to win consistently with camaro zl1

[civic dock]

But in normal ghost the superior nitro of Lego fxx is going to be useful

[dusty veldt]

Yeah

[civic dock]

Ah u just haven’t met me yet 😈

Green nitro mode is nice now

Tbh

[dusty veldt]

It feels like normal ghost now

[civic dock]

Yeah

[dusty veldt]

I don't know if I like the new one more than the old one

[civic dock]

Ohhh, an interesting thing to do: when race starts, do a 180, race the other way. When u force respawn, THEN start your race. They buffed nitro generation everywhere compared to old green nitro mode, so first place ain’t gonna feel like the Great Depresion anymore. But u get so much nitro at the back it’s so fun

Even with zl1

[civic dock]

(My in game name is the same as discord 👍 )

[dusty veldt]

Oh

[civic dock]

When there are no super OP cars in your lobby, doing comebacks like that can be super fun

[dusty veldt]

I see

I'll try

[civic dock]

Passing everyone like Francesco did in the first race of Cars 2

well gl

[dusty veldt]

Yeah cya

[sharp frost]

Nice difficulty jump

[sharp frost]

@static juniper

[static juniper]

Same guy?

Cuz wtf

[sharp frost]

Different

He’s jack main

[flat hawk]

cute!!!!

[keen osprey]

Worth or reopen?

Help

[spiral canopy]

why do u want to reopen it?

and why asking here? barely anybody here plays asphalt 8

[keen osprey]

Oh

Well i thought ppl still play

[spiral canopy]

yea some do and they are mostly on the main server for asphalt 8

not here

[spiral canopy]

by the way ^

the car is mid, but u got a car, why not just keep it? u can try for better cars on the next ad-relay

[keen osprey]

I keep it

[raven bear]

@brisk pond do I checkbox all 4 options like proton mail, drive etc

Or uncheck them

[wraith hill]

they're not relevant to the VPN so uncheck them unless you want what they offer

[raven bear]

Unchecked them

Let's see if ads works

Nice, it does

[flat hawk]

guys is my left ear cooked

[devout atlas]

@haughty mist

[brisk pond]

Uncheck all

[raven bear]

Been watching ad, works nice

Also if I watch some on Android

Will it take it from 40 of windows

Or totally separate

[brisk pond]

Nice , remember its limited so use 20 on tickets first then on anything else

[brisk pond]

Windows is seperate

[raven bear]

If I use all on ad credits and ticket refill using android. That works too right

[brisk pond]

Yess

[raven bear]

Aight, I care more about ad multipliers

[unique ember]

proton is funny

[craggy panther]

@jade valley cant wait to race as ichiban

[faint dragon]

Bruh

[hoary marlin]

top 100 in dirt rally 2.0 with default setup

[dense prairie]

Почему не срать уже, что ты щас делаешь

Мне похер что у тебя с навыками.

Сам приебался и ржешь с того у кого какое время.

Запомни. Плохой скил в игре не показывает то что ты плох как человек.
Выебыватся временами это не для меня

Я иногда забываю что ты несовершеннолетний, это принципе может объяснить почему ты просишь внимания.

Товарищ, повзрослей и хватит доебыватся до людей

Все

Хватит

ПОХУЙ

у тебя таковой репутации 0

[chrome nova]

<@&469459051105878016>

[calm hollow]

<@&469459051105878016> petah the gamdite is here

oh right someone else pinged them

[dull widget]

Thanks

[dense finch]

brother needs to get a life

[tall mural]

[amber tapir]

artem.note has been warned

Reason: English.

[tawdry vigil]

and brother needs to stop his crashout.

[dense prairie]

I'm sorry, it was last time

[spiral condor]

Gumbite momen

How many accounts has he created?

[dense prairie]

He's creating it all the time, no doubts

[tawdry vigil]

his crashout is getting beyond insanity at this point.

Anyway...

move on.

[dense prairie]

Can it be removed with time?

I promise to not do it again

[merry jewel]

Good lord...

[spiral condor]

[spiral condor]

1 month i think

3 strikes and you get banned

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/mariobrothblog.bsky.social/post/3lxs22vxkpk2y

Supper Mario Broth (@mariobrothblog.bsky.social)

The intro to Game & Wario shows a world map on Wario's wall. While roughly corresponding to the map of our world, it shows some differences in the shapes of the landmasses. Most concerningly, it appears that in Wario's world, Europe does not exist.

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Bluesky · Sep 1, 2025, 4:38 PM

[dense prairie]

I'm not active on this server so anyway I won't reach these 3 warns

[calm hollow]

not if you keep talking back at gamdite whenever he pings you

[craggy edge]

This seems useful 👍

"Cheater" 🤣 🤣

O. C. D. ?

Never heard of it...

That's more like it

[timid quest]

🦀 Europe is gone 🦀

[calm hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/270272381401038858/1412164183058944211/wrong_car_keys.mp4?ex=68b74be1&is=68b5fa61&hm=fa31d3a937269ae92366c3fae5743750c762214a8cc1739369972b03ca4e4262&

[wispy tundra]

Alr so
c00lkidd Insanity M4
I would like opinions on this, I haven't drawn for months.

[tawdry monolith]

that looks cool

i never played forsaken. the other day i tried to, but the game wasn't working 😃

[wispy tundra]

Yeah rn is full of bugs

[tawdry monolith]

couldn't even get the game to work 💔
once i joined game was just met with a black screen

[wispy tundra]

Here a laugh of this kid I think

[tawdry monolith]

Yea, heard his laugh a few times

Wasn't his dad also voiced as well?

I've seen many videos on forsaken ngl

Which actually, it's just voice lines or animations 😅

[wispy tundra]

No yet

[wispy tundra]

That's cool
Be careful w the fandom they are-
Quite problematic

[tawdry monolith]

I'll be fine 😅

Don't even know where it's located.

[wispy tundra]

Better

Anyways

I hope they fix those bugs soon because they've already kicked me twice, of course, scripts.

[tawdry monolith]

The only character(s) I know are c00lkid, chance

uh is there 1x1

[wispy tundra]

I hate that guy

A lot

[tawdry monolith]

then another guy's name that starts with an M

[wispy tundra]

I prefer Jhon Doe, c00lkidd, Eliot and Guest

[tawdry monolith]

well i've never played forsaken, nor know what it's about

[wispy tundra]

Mafioso?

[tawdry monolith]

yea that guy

[wispy tundra]

That guy is cool

[tawdry monolith]

He sounds cool
10/10 may be a fav despite never playing

[wispy tundra]

In fact

Mafioso and Chance have a backstory actually

Chance has a very large debt with Mafioso

[tawdry monolith]

Haven't been keeping up with their lore. I only know a little bit about c00l

[wispy tundra]

Well

Little by little

[tawdry monolith]

true maybe one day i'll invest in the lore

I also played 99 nights in the forest for the first time like..2 days ago?

What other games are popular...

[wispy tundra]

Eh, is funny with friends
Alone or with random ppl... Is a pain

[tawdry monolith]

i played with friends
so i liked it

i was also introduced to twenty one.

[wispy tundra]

Cool bro

Well I have to go

Have a good night/day

[tawdry monolith]

alr, nice chatting with you. same goes to you - hope you have a good day/night

[raven bear]

Hey, it's not able to connect to game server, shows ethernet icon instead of wifi

What can I do to correct this

[brisk pond]

When this happens try disconnecting wifi and reconnecting, or try reconnecting the vpn

[raven bear]

I found a trick, restart pc snd immediately start game so it doesn't falsely connect ethernet

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/VzWO_eBvoVg?si=qbLSFAK1rtbsvV9h

[glossy ice]

Just a little sketch, nothing much

[heavy spindle]

Teio with a formula e gen2

For @cedar gyro

[true shadow]

@cedar gyro thanks gold ship

[cedar gyro]

that's crazy

[cedar gyro]

🥀

[true shadow]

Its so over

[civic kiln]

what an interesting game

[craggy edge]

2,6M points, incredible 😲😀

[calm hollow]

okay chat has anyone played lost judgment here
why does yagami keep jumping off the rails here? i'm not pressing any extra buttons or mashing them or anything, just holding the stick forward after the jump

@craggy panther

[craggy panther]

Not sure

Grind trick maybe forces him off

[calm hollow]

wait do i have to charge my jump

because im not in this case

okay it doesn't work still

ok apparently grinding on rails is only possible in the skate park

[fringe mantle]

you guys play roblox

[calm hollow]

gotta love the rubberbanding in the chases

[hoary marlin]

[dusky canopy]

Wiped the background lel

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/delta-and-cid-match-gif-9186467245048731215

[calm hollow]

i'd post a gif that came up in my mind but it's a swear word

if you're curious, look up caddicarus's ps1 disney games video and find the moment where he said something like "oh look, the game is... PAWSED"

gotta love how quickly you can deal with random encounters in lj

[bright night]

6 years ago from today, I made this old art

And today, I remastered it

[cedar gyro]

@wraith hill training rice shower is actually like

quite painful

there's more mood down events than special week 🥀

[wraith hill]

like i said

i think i might make an ace mayano top gun instead of mcqueen icl

because my stam cards are so terrible and i dont have spe welfare

i cant get gourmand reliably without sacrificing mlb creek

maya has inbuilt maestro and i can get cooldown from mcqueen story ssr

then pray i get bofa event

[cedar gyro]

[wraith hill]

in fact regular maya would be better than wedding maya for this

because she has innate bofa

[cedar gyro]

atp I'll build ace special week just because of inbuilt gourmand

[wraith hill]

tbf

it doesnt matter anyway

theyre not gonna win races 🥀

[cedar gyro]

getting cooldown is quite unreliable for me

🥀

[wraith hill]

theyre just there to look nice while golshi wins

[cedar gyro]

real

[wraith hill]

ah damn i forgot it's the same case as gourman

ugh

[unique ember]

repost time

[craggy edge]

Cool laptop 💻

[wraith hill]

the stupid gold skill

why cant it be guaranteed man

[unique ember]

(i wished i couldve gotten haru over 1000)

[cedar gyro]

guaranteed bofa is on vodka card (power card moment)

this stinks

[craggy edge]

Hm.. thanks

[cedar gyro]

you uhh

need more stamina

[unique ember]

you did say that

and yes this was that exact image

[cedar gyro]

even for sprint/mile that is nowhere near enough

[true shadow]

165, god damn

[craggy edge]

Whatever you say...
Seems like i cannot reach higher levels, but oh well...

[unique ember]

wait can i post balatro images here without being banned

[cedar gyro]

@unique ember here's the general stamina thresholds for each race length

there's also this to show how detrimental lack of stamina is

[craggy edge]

Woah, the Harvester 😲

Seems like the Harvest season just begun 🚜👨‍🌾

[ionic mica]

[dusky canopy]

Stormrider 🗣️
I installed tomb rider

[craggy edge]

Cool

Btw, what's the brand & the model of that laptop?

[dusky canopy]

ROG Zephyrus G14

[craggy edge]

Nice, what's the RAM/ROM?

[normal river]

Inspiring..🥲

[faint dragon]

@craggy panther

We can chat here

[craggy panther]

@faint dragon i like talking to u

I think ur nice kind warm and friendly

[faint dragon]

Great

[faint dragon]

Yes you think like that
But others thought that I'm an AI person because I'm too kind

[craggy panther]

Most probably think that about me

That im some weirdo

Who tries to be sweet and kind and nice to others

[faint dragon]

I don't think like that

[craggy panther]

@faint dragon u can always have a hug with me and talk to me

🫂

[faint dragon]

Thank you

[craggy panther]

I see someone genuinely nice and friendly in u someone who wants people around to talk to needing to feel wanted and in i hope not weird way cared about

[craggy panther]

I like ur profile pic it expresses who u are

[faint dragon]

Great

It's only an outside Look of me

[craggy panther]

🫂

[faint dragon]

You don't know what I'm feeling inside

[faint dragon]

Great

[craggy panther]

U know what im going to say to me its what truly defines u is whats in your heart

[faint dragon]

Golden and Kind
But it's so easy to hurt my feelings

[craggy panther]

I say the same about me

Im kind hearted have my own issues and often misunderstood but i can get hurt easily

[faint dragon]

That's why I hate myself

[craggy panther]

Why

[faint dragon]

Depression is hard for me

Too Hard

[craggy panther]

Id say u should hate yourself

[craggy panther]

Because people like u are so rare and that’s something special and i maybe not the best person or know the best things in social life but u are someone i think is special and should be proud of who you are and know some people me being one like for that kind golden hearted individual

[faint dragon]

I'm not proud of myself

I hate me

[craggy panther]

Roskana

🫂

I am proud i met u

[faint dragon]

I don't know what to say

I'm sorry for the late response

[craggy panther]

Its ok

🫂

I see someone who is so warm so friendly and kind and actually genuinely nice to talk to and like a car i like and i think is a good person to of met and talk to

[craggy panther]

A very kind warm and friendly hearted person

[faint dragon]

I don't know what to say
Really

Thank you 🫂

[craggy panther]

Ur welcome 🫂

I just hope its not made u awkward or uncomfortable

[faint dragon]

It's really fine

[craggy panther]

@faint dragon its another problem i have im unable to read social emotions and when i go to far

[faint dragon]

It's okay

[craggy panther]

Im so proud to of met such a kind sensitive and thoughtful person like u

[faint dragon]

🫂

[craggy panther]

🫂

How are u feeling now

[modern sinew]

chat, is this real?

[faint dragon]

A little bit better

[craggy panther]

Im glad i could help u feel better as i wouldnt like to see u hurt your too nice a person to see that happen to you

[craggy panther]

🫶

[faint dragon]

Can I be your Friend?

[craggy panther]

Of course

[faint dragon]

They're selling me some Louis Vuitton sneakers for $500! How do you see that I bought them?

[faint dragon]

Can I DM you?

[craggy panther]

Would u be happy with a friend like me

[craggy panther]

Yes

[faint dragon]

Yes 🖐️

[craggy panther]

Id want to make u feel better if i can be ur friend and support u

[faint dragon]

Accept my Friend Request

Please

[craggy edge]

Nice loading screen 😃

[craggy edge]

Comparison:
||Harvester from the R. A. C. E. & the Farming Harvester||

[faint dragon]

No

[craggy edge]

Excellent art 🎨
From 1 to 10: ||1 Billion||

[wispy tundra]

Stupid kid

[normal cave]

https://youtu.be/VX9jXCmgYD8?si=dL6UIr-65hVuNgwN

[marsh plover]

lmao

[bright night]

Too much overated but thanks man
Will also be working on a summer Red Fox for the simps

[craggy edge]

Hahah 😂, ok

Good luck

[calm hollow]

:)

[calm hollow]

holy crap

ichiban holdings canon

[faint dragon]

I was going to run the red light, but we better respect the law!

[sage notch]

just go on a rough terrain

[devout fjord]

It doesn't matter if the world is gone mad

Sing a song

And we just hold on yeah

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/triple-q.bsky.social/post/3lxvxmxabo22v

Triple-Q (@triple-q.bsky.social)

I seriously was not expecting to laugh so hard at Ninja's voice in this video this is actually one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time

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Bluesky · Sep 3, 2025, 6:05 AM

[sharp frost]

0.7 @static juniper

[calm hollow]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheBlueGuy69/status/1962995314627117085?t=vY3xf7kLXUSozhUls5ZZqw&s=19

TheBlueGuy (@TheBlueGuy69)

I edited that one Wii U ad by removing the kids inner thoughts and now I'm horrified with my own creation

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 2, 2025, 9:45 PM

[flat hawk]

gaming so hard rn

gonna add streetlights to the new road (pic 5)

[teal frost]

Dicovered that Spotify desktop app runs on Chromium

[calm hollow]

yeah

where's the spongebob squidward chrome meme

everything uses electron nowadays, which uses chromium

[analog wagon]

the sun is leaking

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/vinesauceclips.bsky.social/post/3lxbmzfzjwf2m

Vinesauce Clips Bot (@vinesauceclips.bsky.social)

Spread your wings and fly.

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Bluesky · Aug 26, 2025, 4:02 AM

[rugged crescent]

Copy this text:

[teal frost]

https://tenor.com/view/valve-valve-guy-half-life-half-life2-portal-gif-24740578

[analog wagon]

the sun is leaking

[quiet heath]

New Porshe hyper car is coming.

[wraith hill]

@cedar gyro coping

no long s is wraps

[cedar gyro]

🥀

unfortunate

[wraith hill]

oh my god

i forgot to buy mcqueen uniq

oh no straightaway spurt either

i forgor

[teal frost]

@rocky adder thinking about buying those ferrari f1 merch knowing that those are expensive

[true shadow]

@cedar gyro oh, word?

[cedar gyro]

[true shadow]

Sometimes, I wonder if they really lean onto the luck part

[heavy spindle]

Mejiro McQueen WITH A 9FF! CRAZY!

[wraith hill]

kikuka sho right

that race need 450 stam minimum if everything goes well

[true shadow]

Yeah, I got unlucky earlier and lost to a 3%

[teal frost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Jzgp1jNiQ

[rocky adder]

If you support ferrari, merch is worth it. It costs like $75 for a polo, and $230 for a jacket

[teal frost]

have u seen those monza editions?

pretty neat

[clear meteor]

Rich boi

[cedar gyro]

@true shadow @wraith hill

rice shower my beloved

[teal frost]

https://x.com/IndyCar/status/1963265316839948446?s=19
@sick sail @rocky adder

NTT INDYCAR SERIES (@IndyCar)

NEWS: Colton Herta has been named as test driver for the Cadillac Formula 1 Team and will not race in INDYCAR next season.

X · Sep 3, 2025, 3:38 PM

[sick sail]

haven't watched indy in a while dunno who that is

[true shadow]

A rice shower build that’s been successful

[cedar gyro]

umamusume is rng game

[static juniper]

Holy goat at 7k

[hoary marlin]

He moves as an F1 test driver

[true shadow]

What in the huh, how’d you win that? The odds are what? 65/25?

[faint dragon]

@velvet hollow Hi, would you accept my friend request?

[cedar gyro]

iirc it's 85/15

I ended up getting terrible rng afterwards

[cedar gyro]

my golshi had worse stats than rice shower lmao

[calm hollow]

man im sleepy

[true shadow]

Damn, game literally said we gotta balance that out

Oh yeah, is it the strength chakra?

[faint dragon]

@acoustic timber hola ADMEGA, aceptarías mi solicitud de amistad? Y te regalo un galleta

[cedar gyro]

it is

[true shadow]

I see, will do that next time too

[craggy edge]

||Feeling the storm is closing in||

[civic dock]

Peak advice right there

[faint dragon]

Its go Time

[raven bear]

[azure jasper]

crazy that Herta will be in F1 soon

[calm hollow]

https://bsky.app/profile/wario64.bsky.social/post/3lxxbfqtn2b2v im not sure if this belongs here or in #🏎・general

Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social)

32:9 Ultrawide Handheld Gaming - AMD Z2 Extreme www.youtube.com/watch?v=sehu...

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Bluesky · Sep 3, 2025, 6:33 PM

do you think this will improve your gameplay

[raven bear]

Or get Vsauced

[civic dock]

👽

[craggy edge]

Good luck

[faint dragon]

Thank you

I Finished that

3 minutes ago

[craggy edge]

Excellent

[faint dragon]

[craggy edge]

How much you earned right after transporting the cargo?

[faint dragon]

46.989€

Without any damage

[craggy edge]

Excellent

[faint dragon]

[craggy edge]

Now that's what i call it: Perfect Transport

[faint dragon]

Real hahav

[frail musk]

Interesting top 4 songs ngl

[faint dragon]

2 Get Lucky is still a Banger
For me

[craggy edge]

Some reward after the System Maintenance

Only 1 booster? You gotta be kidding me

[faint dragon]

I don't play this dead game

It's not Asphalt 8 anymore

It's a Asphalt P2W

[craggy edge]

Ik, A8 isn't the game I once knew

450k FCs & 185 tokens, that's fine

[faint dragon]

A8 is dead
It lost his prime in 2019

On lockdown

[craggy edge]

Yeah...

[faint dragon]

Every car costs tokens now ?

Or how it looks

[craggy edge]

Even the Festival event, in which i managed to grab cars in 15th tier, went gone forever

[craggy edge]

Yeah

Literally every existing vehicle

[faint dragon]

Why are you not gonna quit this bullsh£t game

[calm hollow]

sunk cost fallacy maybe?

[craggy edge]

I did made a pretty good progress since 26th June 2021

Also, I'm not P2W-type user

[calm hollow]

so sunk time fallacy

[faint dragon]

And I had a Prime in 2021 in Asphalt 9

And now I lost it

[craggy edge]

I did felt like I had the urge to get more than now...

But, it felt like I didn't needed this

[craggy edge]

By Prime you mean?

[craggy edge]

Damn...

[faint dragon]

My Best Time

When I was unbeatable

[craggy edge]

Mmh, i see

[faint dragon]

[craggy edge]

Btw, this turtle 🐢 emoji is so awesome

[faint dragon]

Yay

[craggy edge]

Which turtle is your favorite?

Mine's the pond turtle

[faint dragon]

Pond Turtle ?

This is my Favourite Turtle

[craggy edge]

Back in April 2023

[faint dragon]

Tutel

[craggy edge]

This little fella got scared when i was going to take a photo of him

[civic dock]

relatable

[civic dock]

when u make a virtual machine inside a virtual machine

[remote harness]

Soon I become the machine

[civic dock]

Im searching for a meme but I can’t find it