🏎・general

[chrome surge]

Logitech are tech peripherals related, not the brightest comparison with apple

Have you seen their mouse?

Bro..

[white galleon]

Apple fan 🍏

[gusty glen]

their keyboards genuinely suck

[minor raft]

lykan can beat 499p on auckland lmao

[white galleon]

No it can't,are you talking about neon edition?

[minor raft]

no

uhh new code

thanksholo

apparently

[waxen zinc]

Take a look.

What's inside?

[gusty glen]

this is the x60 pro lightspeed, keyboard geneuinely suck

[regal plank]

Hololive pass emojis

[waxen zinc]

picture preferred.

[regal plank]

Still exclusive for now

[minor raft]

not these emotes again

oh yeah btw the code is >> thanksholo

💔

[regal plank]

Hololive pass emojis

[outer glacier]

Pretty trash rewards

[chrome surge]

Thanks for the code bro

[lone wadi]

Why do they gatekeep the actually good emotes

[waxen zinc]

looks like one time.

[chrome surge]

Wait what're the rewards?

[minor raft]

still waiting for those to come to my account

[waxen zinc]

Hololive pass emotes.

[chrome surge]

What emotes😨

Which ones

[waxen zinc]

#🏎・general message dude. It's right there.

[regal plank]

I remember that you needed to watch the Vtubers stream to get it

[minor raft]

and claim all the codes dropped in them

[waxen zinc]

the re-run should've gave this a last second chance...?

[chrome surge]

What? I already have these

[minor raft]

and i did all of that

[regal plank]

Yeah

[smoky river]

Boring 🔻

[waxen zinc]

okay hold on. I'll have to ask them tomorrow again.

[bleak dove]

bro you could have gave them to me instead

[slim scaffold]

hinemori luna

[regal plank]

A small amount of people got it

[chrome surge]

Another batch of emotes I'm never going to use

[regal plank]

Atleast first edition ones is there

I like it

[waxen zinc]

Yes but the point i m saying is this final chance Hololive thing.

the chibi version ones.

[minor raft]

and allegedly their broken system didnt think i completed the requirements so they cant give it to me

[regal plank]

Peak AL

[waxen zinc]

mine took like 3 days after the first shadowdropped during October 2025.

[leaden nebula]

not a single tokens

[formal pivot]

Yes I cried at CC last time but they kept sending me bot responses, they are out of touch with what’s going on in the game

[regal plank]

Normal thing

[chrome surge]

How do they suck

[minor raft]

yeah about that

[gusty glen]

overpriced slop with better alt

[chrome surge]

Where'd you get this from?

[regal plank]

Chibi ones is just your imagination

[minor raft]

noxy’s server

[formal pivot]

I really want the smug one with sunglasses

[chrome surge]

Same as apple products too lmao

[regal plank]

I'm silly certified now

[lone wadi]

They only good thing was the 2 k sp coins cuz i spent everything on epics

[white galleon]

If they gave decals,it would been better 🤧

[gusty glen]

same as chinese phones

[chrome surge]

Except Xiaomi

It's fire

[rare crypt]

What the code give

[gusty glen]

them aswell

ios copy

[regal plank]

Check pinned

[chrome surge]

This bro is so misguided

[gusty glen]

i mean ur heavily misguided

[regal plank]

Imagine paying for a OS with ads

[chrome surge]

Nope, I'm on a straight linear equation while you're on a parabolic path to endless misery

[gusty glen]

ur far from that lmao

[chrome surge]

Nuh uh you are

[regal plank]

.

[chrome surge]

Which one?

[regal plank]

Xiaomi

[chrome surge]

i don't have ads

[bleak dove]

who else plays asphalt on fridge 👇

[rare crypt]

Bruh mid code

[regal plank]

They have

[lavish geyser]

Sup Ezequiel

[regal plank]

Alot

[gusty glen]

hyperos has ads in them lmao

[rare crypt]

I don't use emojis anyway blocks my screen

[regal plank]

Hi

[chrome surge]

I use DNS server block to stop unwanted ads and it's clean

[regal plank]

And the people who don't use it

You're quite defending by yourself only

[gusty glen]

the opinion becomes heavily subjective

[regal plank]

Exactly

[chrome surge]

Sucks to be ignorant ig, you can literally stop ads if in just 2 simple steps

[gusty glen]

wrong use of ignorance

[chrome surge]

Not worth buying 3x the price for that lmao

[regal plank]

Now you're the ignorant

[chrome surge]

Says the guy who can't calculate when his alarms go off

[gusty glen]

awe poor boy needs to be spoon fed

[regal plank]

Checking price range wise

[plain temple]

Guys!!! I’ve finally made it back into career mode!!!

[gusty glen]

literally just learn how time works

[chrome surge]

Now who's being ignorant here

[plain temple]

I completed the lotus season in chapter 3 and now I’m at the D master

[bleak dove]

great job bro, keep it up 💪 💯

[chrome surge]

That's besides the point dude!!! You pay heavy premium for not having that feature is a big L and you're blaming ads on androids which btw can be stopped

[uncut sierra]

Hi

[plain temple]

Thanks man

[uncut sierra]

I’m back

[gusty glen]

yea ads that collect ur data

[chrome surge]

Paranoid as hell

[gusty glen]

id rather learn math than have ads

[gusty glen]

in the current state of the planet? yea im gonna be more cautious

[cloud ridge]

🤪

[regal plank]

Let's end world hunger by providing free food

[slim scaffold]

[gusty glen]

facts

[cloud ridge]

Yea! and house everyone too

[slim scaffold]

nomnomnomn

[frank light]

so uh im faster than a near gold sterrato

[bitter ferry]

Hello pingu 🐧

[chrome surge]

Sure why not, pay them extra for your safety but in crunch times, all fail no matter if it's apple, windows, linux or android....the difference is apple might be solid in protection but will still succumb

[bleak dove]

but after a few hours people will just get hungry again

[cloud ridge]

Hello Rohan

🐘

[gusty glen]

apples who brand identity is security

[cloud ridge]

what are you yapping about gang 😭

[regal plank]

Just create more, simple knowledge

[chrome surge]

Suuureee......

[modern parcel]

h

[cloud ridge]

Farms and factorys for the food...

[strong sinew]

How to fix this?

[chrome surge]

Apple vs Android (Part-I lost count how many times)

[bitter ferry]

Having fun in whatever league you are in?

[bleak dove]

but how is it free food if you have to build a factory/farm for it 🤔 訳が分からない

[cloud ridge]

oh lol yea tbh I would usually say android is much better but with the changes that google wants to make in september maybe its not much better than apple

Android allows for much greater privacy and customisation

[formal pivot]

[chrome surge]

@gusty glen Our little war will end and I will admit defeat once you installed that MacOS on your windows PC and run it smoothly for a full year, that was our original bet

[cloud ridge]

bro where do you think the food will come from? magic genie? ofc someone needs to make it bruh

[gusty glen]

already gonna be having to for school more

[chrome surge]

School?? Bro weren't you in college?

[gusty glen]

yea

university

[chrome surge]

Then why school

[bleak dove]

University is a type of school 🙀

[gusty glen]

lmao

[cloud ridge]

Brain rot.

[agile python]

university is universal

[chrome surge]

Then a school certificate is a kind of a University degree

Free degree

[bleak dove]

of course

[cloud ridge]

[bleak dove]

I dropped out of kindergarten

[cloud ridge]

ofc

[agile python]

u could say u got phd for science when u get the max marx certificate for it

[chrome surge]

No kindergarten dropped you

[agile python]

too bad that actually happened

[chrome surge]

[slim scaffold]

he was too good for kindergarden

[robust pendant]

hmh

[chrome surge]

Says the living dead who haven't been to school

[agile python]

kindergarten dropped its kindness on bro

[robust pendant]

where get

[slim scaffold]

i did

[agile python]

idk, ask a vet

[slim scaffold]

went through walls

[robust pendant]

why a vet

[chrome surge]

Where? Casper's ghost school?

[rocky pond]

When do we gonna see EPIC Wild Cards ever again?

[slim scaffold]

idk, your school maybe

[agile python]

coz i never know where to get emoticons obv

[slim scaffold]

💳

[agile python]

only if ur an alien trust

[chrome surge]

Lies, even ghosts fear my school

[frank light]

where are the acura EIPs smh

[lavish geyser]

@floral bronze that wasnt hard

[robust pendant]

you referring to a veterinarian or a game veteran

[agile python]

1000$ for an class S wild eip

[agile python]

veteran

[slim scaffold]

laugh in invisibility

[slim scaffold]

aheemmmmmm

[robust pendant]

what if it was a vet

[floral bronze]

i mean, aside from the fact that even im not certain if i ever seen one (i had a month of solely destroying sanctum anatomica), its kinda easy, no?

[robust pendant]

what would he say

[agile python]

Sentient Sushi

[rapid yarrow]

how many ccu does this game have

[bleak dove]

i realized the traditional school system is an artificial social construct built to mold rather than educate, and that its standardized metrics measure compliance rather than intelligence. It allowed me to pursue genuine, autonomy and freedom instead of being caged behind institutional walls. 英語 が 下手 で ごめん なさい🙏

[potent nacelle]

guh

[robust pendant]

ririr

[chrome surge]

Typical words of a dropout fr

[agile python]

yo bro tell ur relatives to stop spreading the hantavirus

[robust pendant]

kindergarten dropout btw

[lavish geyser]

Well with onos it was literally headshots werent hard

[rocky pond]

I know but those dont appear in the store?! =S

[agile python]

js realised kindergarten was optional for einstein

[robust pendant]

great

got 10% first try in bee tle

[slim scaffold]

ah

[robust pendant]

I'm so cooking

[lavish geyser]

Now got to opend conduits in demios disruption

[robust pendant]

[chrome surge]

Carrera can cook even in Champ

[cursive knoll]

[agile python]

[chrome surge]

@slim scaffold

[slim scaffold]

🗿

[robust pendant]

infinite glitch real

[chrome surge]

[robust pendant]

so pro

[slim scaffold]

no need to ruin your races for kd vro

[rocky pond]

Anyone know how much RNG thoes the HOLOlive store has on the display for EPIC parts?

[warped hearth]

Hey guys

[robust pendant]

completely random

[cursive knoll]

[robust pendant]

alright

[chrome surge]

Who says I'm ruining it bro

[robust pendant]

I should hop on random tracks more

[slim scaffold]

vanda 💔
yes, it's ruined

[agile python]

yea its always civic eips and owl eips trust

[chrome surge]

You say ruined, I say perfection🤌

[agile python]

99% civic eips

[chrome surge]

KD is an art

[robust pendant]

🦉 eips appreciated

though

[slim scaffold]

✋🗿🤚

[last fractal]

mannn i only need 8 bp to max out my mclaren 650s gt3 and i ran out of tokens 💔💔💔

[robust pendant]

hoot eips

[tall pebble]

Of desperation

[robust pendant]

[last fractal]

Pls help

[robust pendant]

kd is an art of

[agile python]

use teh imola event then

[last fractal]

I did 💔💔

[agile python]

nobody can save u

[chrome surge]

It's an art of painting the road with untold carnage

[slim scaffold]

what help
seek for token vro

[floral bronze]

use the season showcase then

[agile python]

except tomorrow's gauntlet

[trail prism]

[robust pendant]

you love being a vanda driver eh

[tall pebble]

Typical gen z begging

[robust pendant]

[tall pebble]

Have seen in other games as well

[kind talon]

[chrome surge]

No, I KD with any cars I drive

[kind talon]

again

[slim scaffold]

:despair:

[tall pebble]

@kind talon

[kind talon]

[chrome surge]

Hammer him too

[bleak dove]

ugh genz 🙄

[kind talon]

dog

[slim scaffold]

oh wait
i am genZ

hmm

[bleak dove]

you are exception bhai

[tall pebble]

Typical doesn't mean everyone in genz

[chrome surge]

You're GenG

[tall pebble]

[kind talon]

hi genZ

[trail prism]

[kind talon]

[cursive knoll]

[slim scaffold]

😎

[agile python]

flying brick hit harder than stationary force hammer

[cursive knoll]

bro was a decent player btw

[rocky pond]

Dang, I only have 3 left for Noble 🙁

[uncut sierra]

Hi

[bleak dove]

now praise bihar

[charred crescent]

[spark tide]

Ohh wow thanks

[scarlet wasp]

guys can you use a car sim on this game

[steel summit]

Screw bihar, and Screw you too

[slim scaffold]

hmm

[kind talon]

🤓 👆

[chrome surge]

Peak rewards fr

[uncut sierra]

Anyone wanna play ,but I’m new ! …

[slim scaffold]

get out

[scarlet wasp]

guys can you use a car sim on this game

[agile python]

anymore cyclops gets "it"

[kind talon]

tayef go sleep bro

[chrome surge]

Best words i've ever heard from you

[steel summit]

[charred crescent]

[agile python]

aight thats it

[chrome surge]

💯

[trail prism]

[bleak dove]

Only screws I see are the ones loose in your head, Glory to Bihar

[kind talon]

kek

[chrome surge]

You are a genius bro hats off!!

[steel summit]

U must be seeing things wrong then

[kind talon]

[scarlet wasp]

guys can you use a car sim on this game

guys can you use a car sim on this game

guys can you use a car sim on this game

[chrome surge]

NO

[slim scaffold]

shatap

[olive mirage]

🔨

[kind talon]

@scarlet wasp STOP

[scarlet wasp]

what

fr

[slim scaffold]

and what is a car sim
you mean a steering wheel

[scarlet wasp]

like a stiring weel

[rare crypt]

Y'all ready for gauntlet tmrw

[chrome surge]

It's not a SIm game bro

[charred dragon]

Code : THANKSHOLO

[slim scaffold]

yes you can, if you use controller mode

Xinput

[kind talon]

get out

[chrome surge]

If this is you irl, then you're scary dude

[scarlet wasp]

guys can you use a car sim on this game like a streing weel

[agile python]

xi jinpin mentioned

[scarlet wasp]

guys can you use a car sim on this game like a streing weel

[slim scaffold]

bingchilling

[uncut sierra]

Is any new gamer here !?

[chrome surge]

I think you can but idk

[bleak dove]

ask some more times, so you get a proper answer

[scarlet wasp]

guys can you use a car sim on this game like a streing weel

[slim scaffold]

bro didn't see my reply

[rare crypt]

Use vr and racing wheel in asphalt trust

[scarlet wasp]

ok

[trail prism]

Its a honey eating bear!

[scarlet wasp]

mb

[kind talon]

Tayef: IQ 0.5

[uncut sierra]

Pls …

[kind talon]

no

[slim scaffold]

a floating ice cream

[trail prism]

no

[cursive knoll]

how did bro know it was my own recording

[slim scaffold]

yes ||you||

fah

[frank light]

so uh opinions on the aglaia's performance?

[chrome surge]

Imagine the desperation to see blocked messages and even have the will to reply, +1000IQ indeed🫡

[uncut sierra]

U can speak nice,even if you aren’t!

[slim scaffold]

✋🗿🤚

[agile python]

it aint u the cams angles are smooth af

[chrome surge]

I will never make fun of you again bro, sorry....please don't haunt my dreams

[bleak dove]

i am kind of new player, nice to meet you

[uncut sierra]

Thanks bro

[chrome surge]

Yep desperation indeed

[kind talon]

spotted

[slim scaffold]

me

[kind talon]

HAHAHAHA

[uncut sierra]

Don’t argue with stupid people

😏

[bleak dove]

fax 💯

[slim scaffold]

[kind talon]

[chrome surge]

Guy above me is insecure and desperate

[kind talon]

🤓 👆

[charred crescent]

[chrome surge]

Yeah

[modern parcel]

grrr

[slim scaffold]

🤔

[bleak dove]

send your channel, I will subcribe ❤️

[cursive knoll]

you don't need to worry
the views will decrease more

jk

[modern parcel]

[agile python]

yk ts is even more scarier if ur lucid dreaming?

[modern parcel]

it's not asphalt related so no 😭

[frank light]

so guys opinions on the raesr aglaia's performance?

[dark garden]

guy above me is a femboy

[modern parcel]

not like i would regardless

[crystal dawn]

finally good eip

[modern parcel]

but thank you bro

[dark garden]

[floral bronze]

god the doom 3 lost souls

[frank light]

is this a car worth getting

[bleak dove]

i mind not...want to support you

[chrome surge]

@frank light

[agile python]

over fancied chiron

[kind talon]

[bleak dove]

your name is above

[agile python]

i find em very cool

[chrome surge]

It's a reply bro

[bleak dove]

he said guy above

and you are

[cursive knoll]

this is the gif my mom spams in the cringe family group bro

🥀

[frank light]

im pretty sure chiron has 20+ more nitro

[cursive knoll]

don't

[chrome surge]

An IQ too high?

[kind talon]

imagine using alt account

BAN

[trail prism]

I should play Doom 3

[dark garden]

no cro just you

[olive mirage]

[agile python]

ts couldve backfired very bad if he did it while a mod was chatting

[dark garden]

[fleet harbor]

Is anyone reward in giveaway

Or it was fake

[chrome surge]

Say that again Mehawk and I'll make this night your last

[bleak dove]

idk my iq, I will he surprised if I get 100% on the test

[modern parcel]

actually i should check up on my asphalt channel
it's DEAD

[agile python]

make him say it when a mod is in the chat and it will be more fun trust

[modern parcel]

dead

[kind talon]

sadge

[agile python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468816497624743957/1506690548524650546/asaksn.gif

[drowsy fern]

A steering wheel? No

Asphalt isn't a sim

[agile python]

wait i got gif perms

ery noice

[chrome surge]

Will this make you feel any better

[kind talon]

BLOCKED

[agile python]

u cant block me

[chrome surge]

This is the most creative GIF I've seen, nice one

[bleak dove]

shall I make it 2 subscribers

[agile python]

bruh someone put it here and i saved it

[modern parcel]

415 is the highest i got ngl
i keep deleting videos and not posting on them again

[umbral dome]

patchnotes when guys?

[robust pendant]

ahh

[kind talon]

[robust pendant]

Friday 2 cest

[agile python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468816497624743957/1506690548524650546/asaksn.gif

[robust pendant]

pm

[kind talon]

#🤓☝・mod-info

[chrome surge]

One of the subscribers is actually my mom and I did it for her

[frank light]

also dead

[umbral dome]

alright, thanks

[bleak dove]

bro how did you get so many views

[cinder kernel]

What a huge reward from the code..

[robust pendant]

not much

[chrome surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468816497624743957/1506690548524650546/asaksn.gif

Yay

Now I can use it as well

[frank light]

i might've used my evo credit card 🐳

[drowsy fern]

Man yall really don't know how not to spam huh

[fleet harbor]

Is any hololive redeem code available

[agile python]

https://tenor.com/view/car-flying-car-coche-automobil-coche-volando-gif-19204586

technically speaking if u cloned ur mom's yt acct 1 million times then subbed to ur channel then legally 1 million subs

[low hound]

see
kindergarten

[drowsy fern]

Basically

[umbral dome]

any redeem codes guys?

[modern cairn]

Fizik

[cinder kernel]

Yeah THANKSHOLO. it gives 100x jesko bp

Trust

[modern cairn]

Wht

[bleak dove]

wow I dropped out of kindergarten just to join a server thats like one

[young dagger]

🥀

[agile python]

and 100k tokens too trust

[robust pendant]

guys

[young dagger]

💀

[modern parcel]

99.9% generates from shorts

[modern cairn]

I thought 100k thousands

[robust pendant]

how much to 6* jesko

[marble wind]

good morning asphalt gamers

[lavish geyser]

Pandaaaa

[modern cairn]

Heya

[chrome surge]

You get any income from those vids?

[fleet harbor]

I will give you just say to me papa

[cursive knoll]

@modern cairn who is this organism

[stray path]

exactly 12k

[modern cairn]

Whuat

[lavish geyser]

Its 150k creds and hololive emojis and 2k sc

[modern parcel]

i haven't met requirments
im hoping to meet it, but i need better ways to make videos where it attracts views

[lavish geyser]

Hi meh hows u

[robust pendant]

me wan onigiri emote

[agile python]

then yt shorts

[steel summit]

meh as always really

[bleak dove]

so should i make shorts to get subscribers and make money

[robust pendant]

make ai slop

[frank light]

yall give me a track to race on

[bleak dove]

im banned from chatgpt

[lean compass]

whats a good time for R3 in the Sterrato GP using 1* OC

[robust pendant]

dipping down

[cursive knoll]

[lavish geyser]

🫂

[robust pendant]

wtf did bro search for

[cursive knoll]

drawing cars as women

[chrome surge]

Can chatgpt even ban users

[drowsy fern]

Nürburgring Nordschilfe idk how you spell the 2nd half

[bleak dove]

😉

[frank light]

in asphalt silly

[drowsy fern]

Yes it can

[cursive knoll]

my subscription got refunded too

[rare crypt]

Nordschleife I think

[agile python]

prolly how to make a nuke in school quietly?

[rare crypt]

If I remember right

[marble wind]

how to generate unlimited asphalt credits no cheats no hacks real 2026 method unpatched

[drowsy fern]

It's on asphalt

[hearty briar]

Meeeeh

[robust pendant]

I think he told chatgpt about his secret desires

[olive mirage]

car without a hood

[modern parcel]

If you can achieve it
But regardless, if you want to do it, go for it

[rare crypt]

Goth mommy asmr probably

[modern parcel]

erm what

[thin knot]

wha

[robust pendant]

not really

[agile python]

he has a point

[rare crypt]

That would get him banned

[drowsy fern]

No it wouldn't

[bleak dove]

oh wow 1000 subscribers, I still have a long way to go

[lean compass]

yo chat can i ask somet about the GP

[drowsy fern]

Things like bomb threats do

[slim scaffold]

lmao

[rare crypt]

How do U know

[agile python]

no witnesses

[drowsy fern]

Actual illegal stuff get you banned from those

Not odd topics

[drowsy fern]

Cuz I've read its ToS

[thin knot]

who said goth mommy asmr btw?

[rare crypt]

Downloading racing master on my phone rn game anygood?

[drowsy fern]

Find out

[lean compass]

is 1:31:970 good for R3 of this GP using 1* OC?

[robust pendant]

nuclear guides and stuff

[agile python]

that lambo asterion

[drowsy fern]

Yea that'll flag your account

[rare crypt]

Where

[thin knot]

hmmm

[modern parcel]

Yeah, it is a long way. But if you perservere and pull through, all will be worth it. You got this bro

[agile python]

trust

[chrome surge]

What about asking for~~ pirated ~~stuff

[bleak dove]

thks you

[drowsy fern]

Wdym where?

Unless you're asking Shadow?

[robust pendant]

won't hesitate to give

[rare crypt]

How to make homemade pipe bomb

[robust pendant]

but will offer legal alternative

[drowsy fern]

That's fine

[robust pendant]

[thin knot]

use pvc pipe 🤑🤑

[agile python]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-it-down-all-elmo-fire-flame-gif-9371311459488581767

[drowsy fern]

It literally will only block you from doing actual illegal stuff, not disputed or odd subjects

[chrome surge]

In reply it'll say: How to get one way ticket to lifetime prison

[drowsy fern]

You wish

[rare crypt]

Nah I'm downloading the game rn and it went from 75% back down to 55% wth

[drowsy fern]

It just reports you

[robust pendant]

it'll either say the usual I can't do that or just ban

[drowsy fern]

Like flat out and tells you the convo is being recorded

[robust pendant]

[fleet harbor]

Except thanksholo more redeem code available

[thin knot]

restart downloading ez

[chrome surge]

So, it reports my stuff huh, even the ones which are legal?

[drowsy fern]

Nah the ban comes after the recording

[rare crypt]

Nvm it's downloading now

[robust pendant]

right

ok

[drowsy fern]

If you ask for something illegal, yes

[robust pendant]

they monitor us anyways

so what's the point of saying that ts is recorded

it was being recorded all along

[agile python]

better to ask a friend who is experienced in makin em instead of asking a clanker which would be possibly recording ts

[drowsy fern]

If you have a chain of questions that are normal and legal then toss in a random illegal request, it'll record and send all of the questions

[slim scaffold]

bomb

[drowsy fern]

Every electronic device is recording you somehow tbh

[agile python]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-rico-yes-rico-kaboom-gif-24767016

[steel summit]

😂

[chrome surge]

[drowsy fern]

Imagine

[crystal dawn]

chiron why

[chrome surge]

[agile python]

use ion catapult and brrr

it works trust

[drowsy fern]

Ion portals simply aren't possible so this is a lie

The 2nd option is easier and quicker

[muted elm]

and also some big brain scientists like Sheldon Lee Cooper

[rare crypt]

Same music as gran turismo 7 loading video thingy

So similar

[robust pendant]

man

[chrome surge]

So, should I go through with it...nah you're a good alien, so I'll let you off the hook but only if you stop siding with the cyclops cult

[agile python]

pls enjoy😭 i cant

[robust pendant]

I love asking ai models bs questions frfr

[chrome surge]

[drowsy fern]

I stand where freedom and the truth lies

The cyclops stays

[chrome surge]

[robust pendant]

man

y'all know what made me quit this damn game

[chrome surge]

It was nice knowing you blud but time to deport you back to your home

[agile python]

guess im not outta business yet

https://tenor.com/view/doomguy-evil-grin-gif-20903082

[robust pendant]

nice ia

ai

[tender trench]

Slop

[drowsy fern]

I came from earth

[dusky musk]

What in the flip is this AI slop

[drowsy fern]

I live on earth

[chrome surge]

[prime niche]

Shredded chicken is back I see

[drowsy fern]

Slop

[robust pendant]

man

great

[waxen sluice]

Larp. CCXR TREVITA LARP

[chrome surge]

No, he's shredder cheese

[robust pendant]

evora sport.

[slim scaffold]

Shredder

[dusky musk]

It literally screwed up EVERY single Koenigsegg in that picture

[prime niche]

[frank light]

now that i think about it, could sadair's spear come to asphalt as a DS or special event car

[robust pendant]

they look like koenigs if they were made in china by a random toy company there

wth

[drowsy fern]

It would be the 2nd slowest ds car if true

[chrome surge]

You call AI slop coz it's trash
I call AI slop coz it's garbage
We are not that different

[rare crypt]

First car huh

Ignore my user

[robust pendant]

they look right but not right at the same time

[frank light]

oh yeah here's some absolutely amateur gameplay on dipping down showing the aglaia at 1* i guess

[drowsy fern]

Name is instant aura debt

[lone swan]

I already have these emojis that i got from THANKSHOLO 😁

[dark garden]

i just bought a bicycle pump
if you try to be tuff again i will blow your intestines up

[robust pendant]

guis

[drowsy fern]

Let the car actually gain speed before cutting the nitro

[dark garden]

AngyGoku

[robust pendant]

how much for 6* jeko if none of the cars are max

[tender trench]

What do you call this then

[robust pendant]

[tender trench]

[frank light]

thats still something im trying to get better at

[chrome surge]

You'll need an industrial grade blower if you're gonna blow me up

[agile python]

the jeskos are looksmaxxed and kinda innacurate

[robust pendant]

you look at the speed

[loud flint]

[robust pendant]

that's all

[rare crypt]

Nah it's peak

[robust pendant]

[chrome surge]

I call this "it's hammer time"

[drowsy fern]

If you're below 12 then ye sure

[frank light]

sometimes i get tunnel vision

[loud flint]

Why is there a server dispute over an emoji

[robust pendant]

just try your best fro

[chrome surge]

War has no logic

[robust pendant]

[loud flint]

Neither do you

[charred crescent]

Lewis, is that ur crew?

[olive mirage]

[chrome surge]

[agile python]

https://tenor.com/view/2022spa-gif-26947183

[robust pendant]

[charred crescent]

Tell that to dingus Trump

[drowsy fern]

Depends

[supple rapids]

I hope every Vanda user have the worst day of their entire lives, I hope the next time you stub your toe in the coffee table you actually break it, I hope you never be able to sleep for the next week, I hope your favorite pet dies, I hope the next time you KD someone you get jinxed for the next week, I hope every time you enter Asphalt you never enjoy it, I hope discomfort in every single part of your body and I hope you get third degree burns whenever you go outside

[charred crescent]

True

[loud flint]

True

[chrome surge]

Ah....let's keep the irl politics at bay

[drowsy fern]

How about you just become aware of your surroundings...

That also works

[agile python]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[frank light]

guess we gotta start moving to iceland to shoo the electric mosquitoes away

[charred crescent]

Well, it’s related to cars CUZ THE GODDAMN PRICE IS $4.83 RIGHT NOW FOR REGULAR

[chrome surge]

sucks to be you

[charred crescent]

Usuaally it’s $2.80 or some

[robust pendant]

vagagga

[loud flint]

5.19 in AK for me🥀

[robust pendant]

vadar

[low hound]

too much anger for a dummy game

[arctic olive]

Mines is like $4.09999

[loud flint]

Meh be like:

[last cove]

Could someone give me a formula for doing multiple barrel rolls at one go

[charred osprey]

Come to indiana its 3.81

[robust pendant]

you call ts a skill issue in some places

[charred crescent]

Premium is $6 officially. Thats NEVER happened

[chrome surge]

[charred crescent]

💀

[loud flint]

Isnt it like 12$ rn in California

[charred osprey]

ask California

[robust pendant]

just aim properly and do orange nitro

[drowsy fern]

Aim for the tip of a ramp, also tap the brake before going up a ramp

[agile python]

time for u to rest dawg next season is ghost mp1

[drowsy fern]

Like just as you're about to touch the ramp

[frank light]

other than my absolute disaster class of speed management, aglaia at 1* feels nice to drive

[olive mirage]

Yh
I hope when the stomp their toe and it almost done healing they stomp it again and again in an endless cycle

[robust pendant]

all cars?

or certain

[drowsy fern]

All

[robust pendant]

thanks cro

[charred crescent]

ur kidding right

😭

[drowsy fern]

Except maybe really really low nitro cars

That will depend on the use case

[loud flint]

I hope Vanda abusers can’t cancel any of their online subscriptions services

[chrome surge]

This has been bugging me for a while now, which is faster, 360 off a ramp or go straight?

[last cove]

@robust pendant thanks. Really needed it

[agile python]

and the bill to fix the broken toe is squared every time its broken and a 100% crit rate to stub ur toe when near a table

[robust pendant]

vanda

[agile python]

[robust pendant]

np

[agile python]

js the tip of the iceberg

[drowsy fern]

If the car has very good nitro and your tank is basically full/car has good accel then you can get away with just jumping flat

[supple rapids]

I got KD by the same car and wasted fuel in both my Huracan and GT3 RS.

[drowsy fern]

For faster cars it'll depend

[last cove]

@drowsy fern gonna go try it out. Thanks man

[low hound]

and?
you need chilling while playing a game
too much anger seriously

[frank light]

kidding for what

[low hound]

get some breath and play later that's all

[chrome surge]

I see some cars get past me straight while I 360 in air below me

[frank light]

the car or my mid driving skills

[robust pendant]

just learn

is what I was taught

[meager flame]

Yall

[robust pendant]

[robust pendant]

yez

[meager flame]

Mercedes dropped a new GT just now…

[drowsy fern]

Cuz you killed your speed while going up the ramp

[frank light]

i did gain 3 whole seconds

[restive tusk]

alhinaipro. has been warned

Reason: Spam

[meager flame]

What the hell is this

[drowsy fern]

It looks aight

[meager flame]

This is a gt

[robust pendant]

from doin wha

[drowsy fern]

As far as Mercs go

The back is horrid

[frank light]

just better speed management overall

[chrome surge]

i tried going straight and I lead

[meager flame]

Bro the front looks so mutilated as well

[supple rapids]

It happens... every... single... race

[robust pendant]

good job

[charred crescent]

The car…

[robust pendant]

[drowsy fern]

Could be worse, could've been a GT3

[quaint wing]

[low hound]

then it's skill issue

[meager flame]

Fear is far better than the front

[chrome surge]

How does even one get KDed every single race

[arctic olive]

[charred osprey]

Why does front give off gt86 vibes

[supple rapids]

Thankfully I was enlightened with this, or else I would’ve lost it

[meager flame]

Honestly fear is ok ish, looks weird but it’s more bold than ugly

[charred crescent]

Bro, I hate Vandas a lot too, but I don’t rage this hard (maybe a bit sometimes)

💀💀💀

[frank light]

at least the aglaia can float

[meager flame]

The front is genuinely just hideous

[frank light]

unlike the tartar

[robust pendant]

[drowsy fern]

Cuz 360ing on ramps needs the car to be aligned properly for it not to kill your speed as you go up the ramp, the type of ramp will change how important that will be

[charred crescent]

wtf

🤮🤮

[meager flame]

It slightly does Ngl

[robust pendant]

why she got some goggles on

wtf

[meager flame]

See

[drowsy fern]

I mean idk, the back looks AI to me

[supple rapids]

It got to a point gang... I was about to destroy $1,200 worth of electronics

[chrome surge]

Goes to show who really are toxic, the guys who KD or the ones that don't, I leave it up to you

[meager flame]

It looks like a VW

[drowsy fern]

I don't think it's the worst I've seen

[charred crescent]

What the hell is this

[drowsy fern]

But it's defo mid

[robust pendant]

damn rite

[bleak dove]

wow its beautiful

[drowsy fern]

Front looks like Merc's signature front since 2019

[meager flame]

The rear of the new AMG GT

[charred crescent]

Yea see, I’ve never raged that bad… ur insane for nearly destroying tech like that

[meager flame]

Announced last night

[meager flame]

Good lord my autocorrect is as smart as a dyslexic

[chrome surge]

That's why I've been going straight off ramps lately but nitro finishes up mid air with orange

[low hound]

very funny

[charred crescent]

LMFAO… Vandas are always toxic. But if u destroy ur own tech while raging…. U got problems

[meager flame]

Back or front

[low hound]

there's no SF90 this round

[olive mirage]

Not this mp1

[frank light]

it was an old image

[charred crescent]

does Mercedes design team need to get fired?

[frank light]

so yeah not applicable this time around

[meager flame]

The KD kids

They don’t care about winning they just want you to lose

[meager flame]

I hope they do

[drowsy fern]

Well you kinda wanna begin your 360 as the car is just about the leave the ramp, and nitro at the same time to actually have good launch speed while 360ing

[meager flame]

But someone high up green lit this

[drowsy fern]

Anything else will slow you down

[bleak dove]

both

[drowsy fern]

Early 360s usually cause what you're describing

[chrome surge]

I'm not saying that, KD is a part of the game mechanic and someone being sour after getting KDed and complaining and whining is just a lame excuse tbh, I also get KDed but it's just part of the game

[supple rapids]

At least I did it, that's all what it matters :)

[bleak dove]

but i like back more

[charred crescent]

I was not really a Mercedes fan before this, but they had some good models. But THIS… NEW AMG… is goddamn tragic. ISTG I’m never buying Merc unless it’s like pre-2020

[chrome surge]

And you crying about it makes you even a more sour loser than them, either avoid getting KDed or be a man and take the L, move on

[frank light]

some KD players literally shove you out of the map

[drowsy fern]

This design has become their signiture, like Ferrari's square front slop

[meager flame]

Damn bro got toxic fast

[olive mirage]

I hate when I do 360 and the back of the car raises up

[cinder kernel]

Erm

[charred crescent]

Fair point. But there are times where people don’t have to KD you… like, if other guy is passing and I’m chillin, the other guy doesn’t have to KD

[meager flame]

“You asked so I dislike this group more”
“Haha LLLL”

[drowsy fern]

Only way to avoid this is by trying to be more aware of your surroundings, watching your map etc

[olive mirage]

Lose good amount of speed

[meager flame]

Exactly

[naive anchor]

Ii cooked them this is champion 1 btw

[chrome surge]

Yeah I know the drill, I 360 as late as possible but doing so, I get more height than disctance while guys below me overtake with low 360s

[meager flame]

KD should be smth you can do you drop ppl’s position or get them outta ur way

[drowsy fern]

Average physics issue 😭

[meager flame]

Not your main goal

[charred crescent]

@chrome surge @meager flame but I am toxic… and I will go out of my way to destroy every Vanda I see… and ONLY Vandas

[drowsy fern]

TD can't really do low 360s though

You can't fix that part

[chrome surge]

Actually he can bro...that's where you guys are sourly mistaken, you know it's classic, so you gotta have your guard up, that's a rule

[charred crescent]

Targeted toxicity 🗣️

[meager flame]

Vandas deserve it Ngl

[tacit mural]

Why is everyone trying to reason with Tayef
He KD because he toxic
And there is nothing that can change his mind

[chrome surge]

Racist

[drowsy fern]

Naturally it's designed to drift, not 360

[charred crescent]

I suppose so yea

[meager flame]

That’s not toxicity that’s just hatred

Hatred is fine

[naive anchor]

Just use faster car like noble

[drowsy fern]

So when you want to 360, it does a micro drift first

[charred crescent]

Thank you lmao

[meager flame]

And?

[supple rapids]

Man, I keep getting full vanda lobbies, most of them just KD nothing else

[meager flame]

I see no problem with statistics

[naive anchor]

I just shockwave when came in my way

[frank light]

i have a really bad habit of taking ramps up too sharply

[charred crescent]

Thanks for defending my Major and now incoming Masters

🥳🥳

[olive mirage]

the sooner you get ahead of the croud the better

[meager flame]

I think everyone here already knows not to take tayef seriously at all

[charred crescent]

Evo ZR1

[naive anchor]

This is ez

[meager flame]

He’s kinda just a toxic “I’m better than you” basement kid

[uncut sierra]

lol

[meager flame]

LMAO

[chrome surge]

Sure thing bro, if following game rules makes you toxic, then I suppose first person shooters are toxic as well, oh and other games where you beat the opponent are toxic as well....wait, why not just blame every gamers out there taking advantage of a game mode toxic, yeah that sounds right....peak whining

[meager flame]

Wait incoming masters?

Did you get accepted?

[charred crescent]

Bro been insulting my Major and Masters

[low hound]

another drama?

[naive anchor]

Btw guys bugatti tourbilion might not come in game

[charred crescent]

Yessir… got accepted. Signed lease for apartment this past weekend

[meager flame]

Damn defensive much?

[tacit mural]

Ye
Game rules

[charred crescent]

I’m having meetings with profs about the Masters

[meager flame]

Bro prolly still in first year high school

[low hound]

no need to another chiron tbh
nothing bad

[tacit mural]

Bro confuse game rules with game mechanic

[meager flame]

HELL YEAH

[tacit mural]

[naive anchor]

There is no bugatti in fh6

[charred crescent]

He isn’t. Tayef is in college

[charred crescent]

HELL YEA

[tacit mural]

And for that reason, let us all spam 🛡️

[meager flame]

Ok so he just thinks he’s better than everyone else LMAO

[naive anchor]

And planing to remove bugatti in asphalt legends unite

[low hound]

what
did you accepted to what

[meager flame]

🛡️

[low hound]

source is r/Asphalt9?

[lucid wharf]

Crine

[marble wind]

🫟

[meager flame]

Now I can bug a stats masters instead of a major

[naive anchor]

Because of change in partnership

[chrome surge]

Have I ever complained when ghost mode is on?? Sure I complained UB coz ramming but I can get by any game modes coz I'm adaptive and not toxic like the rest of ya'll blaming your shortcomings on Vandas and KDs, like fr dudes

[charred crescent]

MS Statistics. I start this Fall

[low hound]

congratz man

[charred crescent]

Goddammit

[meager flame]

Bro what is this music T-T

[charred crescent]

😂😂

[naive anchor]

At least I am better than vanda

[bleak dove]

expecting to survive ww3 when you cant survive the hit arcade racer game Asphalt Legends (formerly known as Asphalt Legends Unite and even more formerly known as Asphalt 9: Legends)

[meager flame]

I don’t think anyone here is blaming anything on vandas and KD, we’re simply displaying dissatisfaction with the intentional hostility of players. If you’re in college and still can’t grasp that, you may want to reconsider a few lectures in reading comprehension

[lucid wharf]

Tuff

[meager flame]

Nah bro

[charred crescent]

I never said I’m good tho, but Vanda are spammed and 80-90% community hates them… so based on preliminary findings, I am NOT the problem… overuse of Vanda is

[meager flame]

T-T

[naive anchor]

Just play call of duty

[meager flame]

I used to play smth way more toxic than rust

[lucid wharf]

is

[chrome surge]

That's literally called forcing your failures on Kdists

[meager flame]

Was not a good time

[charred crescent]

Play TF2

💀💀😭

[naive anchor]

Then play gta 6

[meager flame]

Aaaaand bro didn’t read again

Lmfao

Yeah tayed how many English classes did you fail lol

[chrome surge]

That's absolute skill issue if you can't handle simple Vanda spams

[meager flame]

Hmmmmmmm

GTA-V’s gunplay was horrible

[gusty glen]

we did it

[charred crescent]

I can handle.. with Evo ZR1

[ebon blaze]

I'm in grief rn, but tomorrow i swear I will be electroman

[meager flame]

If GTA6 makes it better I might

[charred crescent]

[naive anchor]

Btw a new koienegg is coming to asphalt legends unite

[charred crescent]

And actually now I been using SC18 and stuff too

[drowsy fern]

FPS games are toxic though

Like actually

They are toxic

[charred crescent]

SHUT

[chrome surge]

0 but I bet you you aced all with flying colours, goes to show how you're so fluent in it

[meager flame]

Looter shooters are even moreso

[naive anchor]

Who are u

[drowsy fern]

They create a certain type of people

[charred crescent]

Temu Vader… aka Bully Guy

[ebon blaze]

Yu

[charred crescent]

🗣️🗣️

[meager flame]

That isn’t the gotcha you think it is

[charred crescent]

You are Yu?

[arctic olive]

Val worse than cod fr

[naive anchor]

Oh I see a cute cat in my screen

[marble wind]

mmmmmmmm, mcdodnals

[chrome surge]

Then don't play it? Simple as that. But you play the game, you go online and rant about it like a baby....come on..really??

[charred crescent]

League worse than all those

[meager flame]

And yeah my grades were all high 90s lmao

[frank light]

sadair's spear?

[naive anchor]

Yep

[charred crescent]

r u hitting on me

💀💀💀

[ebon blaze]

Bro didn't understand the meme

[marble wind]

no seriously, why did touchdrive do that

[arctic olive]

Oh nah not league

[gusty glen]

i think i broked the game

[naive anchor]

There are romours

[charred crescent]

I undertand. I watched Rush Hour

[marble wind]

feed your driving AI gameloft

[frank light]

watch it be another chimera type of DS 😭

[chrome surge]

Yeah I ain't going for that in an online chat like you bro, that's just dumb

[naive anchor]

No I hit on girl' and i don't hit on half boy

[meager flame]

Bro if all you’re ever going to contribute to h the is chat is “haha I’m better”, “l bozo no good”, “haha I’m toxic L” then please consider saving everyone a headache and NOT interacting with the community

[ebon blaze]

We have bigger balls to scratch

[bleak dove]

like mine

[charred crescent]

I’m a guy….

[ebon blaze]

Why the quality so low?

[meager flame]

Have you not noticed not a single person is having a good time talking with you?

[drowsy fern]

Nah FPS games are an actual societal issue, game toxic and possibly irl toxic are different so in this case, this isn't a valid example

[naive anchor]

They said it would surpass devel top speed

[meager flame]

Crazy redirect

What an idiot

[ebon blaze]

Diego

[chrome surge]

Whaaaat??? Find all the chats where I've said, i am better than you, please🙏

[ebon blaze]

I'm not gay bruh

[meager flame]

Mine?

[naive anchor]

Of tepoo

[charred crescent]

wtf does this mean

[naive anchor]

Worst version of temu

[chrome surge]

Who died and made you spokesman of this server

[meager flame]

Like every single message you’ve sent in the past lmfao. You can’t see it tho can you

[marble wind]

okay, lets assume this is true.

how did you go from mcdonalds asphalt -> big balls

[chrome surge]

Please then show

[meager flame]

Oh I’m not, I’m just stating the obvious here

[ebon blaze]

Bro

[cursive knoll]

agree

[ebon blaze]

My humor is shorts commenters

[naive anchor]

This video is sponsored by ar12

[charred crescent]

that’s tragic… u need help