#🏎・general
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whar started
heh
I got a skirt like this
Katy Perry ☠️
Not relevant to what you said regarding this topic

Basically Vanda lore in Asphalt
Dont Tell Me U stole it from your Mom
⚠️you may be warned for off topic
Your worst mp2 nightmare
... I bought it from the store

with my own money
My best dream 
now top speed go

Wtf
leave vegito alone
nah im kidding
Top speed not important
nuh uh
Best keep the "devs" out of your delusions if you don't want to get banned from making threats
677 rank is top speed alone
its the most important and weakest stat of the car
who are we allowed to threaten?
BRO chill
i dont actually wanna kidnap someone💀
No one, #📌・rules
that's lame
aliens
you should be discord mod
This is my mp1 vanda, so
Just report it properly and have patience
yes
My mp4 vanda
its beautiful
Puritalia F12 Berlinetta
gt3rs slow as dirt
i made the joke before and no one minded
calm down jesus
im not going to kidnapp someone
im too lazy for that

My McDonald's
borger
4
_
3
Of a car
One Thing I Hate about YT is them not Banning those Fake Ai Jesus Videos

@plush gust useful user
Real
Mercedes Benz Valkyrie Black Series

hello
What’s wrong with them
It's obviously a joke but others have gotten banned for less than the threat of kidnapping, as a precaution to avoid normalizing stuff
Theyre Begging For Likes and Subscribers By Using Jesus
Redlin
snoof
Yea get rid of them

Redline - Anna Yvette
But don’t hate them
idk who is that
How’d these get approved
Green blue series

oh
Bro its Not the Real Jesus
i am aware and know when to stop or when a warning gets told
tho tbf sometimes the rule applying is a bit odd but i digress lol
So?
hur
Useless
Ideally there shouldn't be any warns
164th car
fair enough
German Huh
Car
yes
Worcestershire 
Nein
Absolut lobby
Second to an absolut
Same
Gold Imperium 💀
Imperium jesko absolut
Bwo
7473
He famous?
Notice how Theres No Tartarsauce
idk, but he gud
Oooooh
ye
factual
when u passed him on the Cairo 270 back in the 2009 ESL Finals race I cried 😔
😂
I did what
2009?
2009
W
ya, legendary a9 esl race trust
A8 wasn't even alive
Or A7
asphalt 5 eSports (real)
so because im tier 3 im only 7th rn and also because timezones are a butt hurt to deal with and the event times
Maybe a4
*a5 was released in 2009 ok cheers
Tier 5:
Doesn't mean that a4 died instantly
589 kmh drift in A4
Wow
was just saying what asphalt game was released that year
nothing life threatening or smth
Nice info thx btw
Div 4 trust
Whar ??
instant game uninstall
What is your favorite car?
i wish i could but
my credits debt said otherwise
Wut
Can I ask is it easy to put my game progress to another android device just its changed how you do it now from last time I did it
It's really really easy
My account is on 7 devices
I don't want to lose 319 cars
Yeah it is
Never bothered with them
From settings @green steeple
brother 6pl lobby is only +19
😂
good morning gng you alr know what day it is
Saturn day!!
Do I download the game on new phone
Moon day 's tomorrow
taco tueeeeeessssdaaaaaayyyyyy
Lmao
Definitely 5 y/o
Got to LL
Devel was so fun to throw around
And then nuked in Absolut
MP1 is Just Torture
congrats on the last star up for c1 in advance 

A player used this after KDing me
Cruel multiplayer
So I just press link with playstore after downloading the game to new phone thats it
I got mogged by an Onyx
So, it worked ?
😭
No not got new phone yet get s26 ultra tomorrow
well it is just a lower ranked valhalla
Which car were you using ?
avj
can i get to p2 fast por favor
935 killed me too much
@charred osprey h
You will get the new phone tomorrow ?
Yes
no don't get the phone
get samsung fridge
Sorry already paid for it
max essenza
that's nice 👍
just breach the contract and keep your old phone to avoid payments
common car
Forgot to play MP3 syndrome
Stock Film
nice
Its not contract its pay as you go

i dont have max essenza
just what phone are you using rn
S23 ultra
just keep that phone mate it's still useful since 2023 
jason you’re stacked
Ye your probably right but it done now
why
just stay on the ground
We truly need it as an emote
This track has ramps
Are you upgrading or not
even beating a dbs
erm
Yes I paid for s26 ultra I get it tomorrow but it not contract
one time i was in a race i beat an aston martin one 77 with a dbs 
why not use the s23 ultra it's still good
Bro why tf are 3 vanda drivers ramming me into a wall and none of them die

Wtf is this
you got this 
mp1 rigged
Heck yea
I got s25 last year
It's time for me to play Legend league!!
Goodbye 
Love it
The Panamera is an MP1 killer so no problem
I'm giving it to my wife
You have a wife? Blessed man
erm
You're married???? Nawwww dawg that's crazy. Bless this man fr
1 second short
trying to climb leagues so cant really care as long as i get positive score
As long as the opponent you're facing is not using a gold N
Mp1 🗿
Mp2 
Ye been together 26 years
that's why you don't get active every time
and he still has time to play this game
diabolical
erm
just try to keep your speed against that n
free win
Barchetta btw
I want one but they dont make them anymore, theyre selling so fast 
that's panamera's track
racing master
yo look for this
🥀 💔
No I have a son 22 in a wheelchair so he take up my time he and my wife are my life game comes last
crazy that idr beats that whole lobby
W daddy
where idr
finally c1

How did bro's N mess up
Where do you see idr in the image
hypothetically
there is no idr
it does
Nixy losing mind
theoretically, it's not there
Panamera doesn't drive like IDR
yeah
would this kill me
should be doing 3 sec better
idr where
it will be there once i boot up 4th acc
ermmm
Can beat a stock Venom btw

welp you're cooked ig
cooked where
there's a gold solus gt wdym
ok the chances of him being md is close to none
when will you join u.f legends
solus gt might win probably
im not no life enough
are you limited up to titans only?
my mates in legends doing 8k per day
i cant do much rep
noob
otherwise i would've def been legends if i had enough time
also yeah nice solus in first
you cooked buddy
apollo killed me
grind a bit more buddy
i guess bro
maybe after finals
I told you to switch to Devel
yenuienly should be obliterating these lobbies
i would love to
well im a noob so you can't expect much
if you have 150k gauntlet coins
🥀
Noo
🥀
stock apex btw
?
brother
when did kuriya become famous when i searched for asphalt 9 discord moderators
he's tired of seeing sonion
fuh naw
h

use c1 for c1
gonna refuel ccgs

eh
probably from reddit
surely you have an accel car
4109?
want me to do a garage video for plat 3
🐳 h
gold boily boiled owner btw
show us your garage then snuffy

hopefully at least 1 jesko epic in jesko stage
may the multipacks forgive me
hopefully they are garbage 
gng you getting 0 😭 🙏
i need this
mp1 is clazzic right ...
Yes
enjoy getting cooked
both are garbage cars but imola is more
✋🗿🤚 no thanks
use 600lt
erm
he don't know he has 600lt
as expected
imma oc it then
imola slander 
waste 😭
i wish
mola pog car
tell devs to do the funny
u don't need to do that
when imol packs
sonette in panamera
son
erm
W. Congratulations my guy
easy win
don't even have so show ss
ZEEEE
omg
should be 5/5 wins
Traz
ze


wym 5/5
no shot you lost

🥀
eh but plat 2
im content
femboy
at least you didn't lose to the stock one
I’m not yelling sir… just politely demanding
what do you want
Thanks

pfp change when
to what
If I was yelling I would put all caps
💀💀
old pink
🤔
don't be suprised if u get 10
idk if we're going back to that
I need 12 rating

erm why
cute
i can use a different pfp maybe
h
😭

hab no nitro 🥀
eventually
Vanda 🥀
Angrysnuffo
Any new codes??

do not send son
snuff is in a bad mood
lien
?
How?
I ate a frog

Seek help
Penguin next
nothing wrong with eating frog
Chad
Experience?
Frogs taste nice
Gng
Son 🫃
😭 🥀
@unborn zenith what if i cant find my femboy pic


Send it 🥹 🥹 🥹
erm what
“Get yo fat Bugatti out of my face bruv”
Daughter
Shut up stupid boy
this is one for the books
Nephew
brick
SONion
Aren't you that one girl who blocked me coz I'm not from USA
Just a few more BPs and im good to go
Brochacho
U are a very bad person
I didnt even do anything
rude
Idc
😔

you guys playing with fire 😭
why mean
Mazda Mx5 today
Because yes
😢
no ice left
Kid named fire: 
gng
fire noooooo
you lie
I only play with myself (asfault)
What
stop the cap
aspancake

huge sob
✅
I see you hate Sorpasso and Asfane huh
ye
Then lemme guess, are they a slop or what
Im gonna break my monitor, I swear
did he do that

Why?
they are more than just a slop
ig meh
Are they bad drifters
Imma crash out on this game dude
they are bad at everything bro even the design not saving them
Sonion
do not
Why?
Im keeping calm
Play Forza for lower cortisol
fortza
morizon
forza horiSON
real
I got a Temporary WR on fh6
better than getting a temporary record on AL
ok
How many megabytes is the game update on PlayStation 5?
Who beat you
Letz?
His father
No one beat me yet

Currently I have a WR
some people have already found the fastest car in fh6 😭 🥀
But ik someone will
😂
Only player ahead of me has cheated score
Tuff
It’s in #🪄・off-topic
Lol
snuffy can we warn this guy for inappropriate description

Warn him for giving off massive chud vibes
wha
im a loyal soldier 
Spamkervoort

????
Top 10 unemployed arsenal fans
didn't know GL can fix other ppl
Apostate of chud
the
inforcer are always listening
that was a potato?
🔨 right?
I washed my familys car today
Hammer the shy
you can hammer the sy


Hammer you instead

get a pc
hammer
Shyclops wont hurt you
Shyclops: 
what if people react the hammer emoji with shy
Yes but I use my phone for everything
'cuz they dumb

so
toilet gamer
peak
😂
peak fiction is high school dxd
no
no
U need help
teenager spotted
Nah Euphoria
simp 4 2d girls 
Why u up saar
then i would say peak fiction is one piece
peak fiction is honda fit
that cvt kicking in
tomorrow is free
turkish sports & teenager day stuff
Boost sounds cool actually
idk how to translate correct
I can confirm ✅
i'm a naruto guy
even my b-day is same with naruto's dad man 
im gonna start saying that frieren is overrated
Solo Leveling is overrated
Nah peak anime is kingdom
both are
Nah
solo just worse
Yo guys I think I alr know who replaced the last 2 former CMs
best anime is kobayashi san's maid dragon
no cap
Freiren I can watch at least once a month
i still need to check that out
And not get bored

mazen
i can feel backpain
h
h
skull emoji

yo snuffy can we warn this guy for inappropriate description
asphalt bootlegs from Iraq when
Does he talk here
I mean prob not
Bro prolly here for the news and that’s it lol
what about mine
He does...sometimes
i dont use twitter
@soft surge care to explain
where code
gato
Ask snuffo dude
It's zizo
Doggo
zoz
@soft surge you're joining then now?
im gay lets date
@charred osprey

last time
i banned for homophobia...
i need to chill or sleep ig 

ive been gay for a REALLY long time
homo sapien sapien. Some people are “special” are are only homo sapien
💀💀
you don't support us then
neanderthal > homo sapien something
elaborate
Most of us are straight here
cool
bro fr
give acr evo
A Tian a day keeps the Sonic away
what about
A Tian a day keeps the Silver away
this chat is 100% ded 
block snoof sandwich
did snuffy block me holy
No
your daily salary 
oh
redline block me btw
I've heard that sales were like 140 million so far
And mind you it's not even released to public
don't know why actually
@charred osprey 
straight to btf6
Snoofy
is it just me or...
you
are we being blocked randomly
how?, i have just good-enough stable performance
no reason 😭
I’m not blocked? Hooray 
idk actually i'm half eepy
but looks like you broke something in game files or a dumb gpu driver
blonked
you're chad
big fan tbh
LMFAOO
@light burrow pls change your pronouns
first time I ever heard that @low hound
damn, i'm red team if that does something

red team?
amd
AMD
W car
well i'm an IT worker
red team means something different for me 
i'm using amd too
probably a driver fault
check your event viewer log for some anomalies
newer than i7 btw
me poor with i5
is not like i'm against your request, but mind to elaborate why tho?
this used to happen, right after i update my graphic drivers 
I mean I'm hoping my laptop runs fh6
hmmmmmmm
well, u can get banned for it
My gpu equivalent to like 3050 afaik
inappropriate
working since dec 2020 btw
that gap tho
did, everithing okay except for a Sound Driver Crash, but that's not related to my GPU
i5 9300HF here 
hardest turn in the game?
same
probably a broken game files
if you're playing it from steam just verify your files
if ms store just reinstall it
ghost rs
I need to upgrade it
:v
siii 
i see, those are my Global Profile Settings so they apply to every Server, gimme a moment
isn't mini pc more expensive with the same perfomance
i still can ship my old 3050 8gb to you
My room is small and I have very minimal room

So mini pc would benefit me
ah
better now?
ok
ship it to west africa 🗿
@charred osprey
i mean, i'm here for almost a Year, i just don't go to General Chats at all
oh wait that's really small
Wot
here's 5 feet
what the hell
Fanta
i have you as as shortcut
1.5m long table is quite big
Asphalt 🦵 end

🦶
standard office desk is 1.2
My desk is the length of my arm
I currently using 1.8m
case under the table
however, that doesn't mean you can't call me like that, i'm in fact okay if you use those Inappropiate Pronouns to me, i do like being called like that

Yo
Hi
Can u help me @unborn zenith
zeaa secret dev trust

Outlet under desk doesn't work at all
I will give imp keys If I was 1
Stuff will plug in but it won't register watts
extention?
@unborn zenith I just started playing ahalt and I don't know what to do
I wanna get a nicer one
this apartment room is pog
What's size
I know Japanese apartment sizes somewhat
I have like 2 on this window side where i have my desk, 2 on the bed side, 2 on the wall opposite of my desk, 2 on near the door 
i have you as a shortcut 
we almost crossed mid-year
what da actual 
will you say this year is big, for you?
folk
for me?
@unborn zenith
I mean
yea
I just spent 3200 to replace all the carpet in my mobile home 
Can I add you on ahalt legends
yeah my room has 8 outlets in like 4x3m room 
adding friends on Asphalt Legends doesn't bring any benefits tho
And my room is 12x13 (in feet)
Oh
you can ask here what you need
you will get beamed by zeaa if you do that
@charred osprey pong
3.6x4
@unborn zenith what is the username
cro its 7am i have school
a litlle bigger than mine
can i do the zeaa 

it's a little bit complicated
uh huh
in uni my first class was at 9 

im jealous 
wait 9pm perhaps?? 
I remember my college has shifts switching freely
well, what do you think when 9am and still no sun in jan and it look like midnight 
@unborn zenith I can handle it
on every class I switch them all to afternoon

What ever it is
plus when temperature is -20°C even teachers don't want to go 
I don't really want to name it here

It's nothing
this would help you
you can start your progression
Well I'm basically gutting room and buying new bed frame new bed new dresser etc
tayef_likes_hammer
turns out venom can auto float
did you just figured that out like im not being rude or smth
@unborn zenith add u as a friend on discord
where is my skill issue text 
I do not exist 

you are not in my country










