#🏎・general
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"I play asphalt"
Well are you
?
Bruh
New Lamborghini huracan
Until I started playing asphalt
I have it
"I aspire to be homeless"
Hence proved
Of the season pass
no you don't

so his prophecy is true then 
Bro the breakup timing was like RIGHT when I got back into asphalt LOL

liar
The virginity defender
I gonna show the next 2 days
"coincidentally" I've seen a case exactly same to this
Rank
ok
@mods crack this dude's skull
LOL
*her 🐅🐅🐅
Damn
.
What'd I miss
okee
Not much
chat freakoffs
Always who has PlayStation

very much actually 
And you're its king
🦁
I am and Xbox and PlayStation
Im meant to be the freak
Hi tayef
Whar
shush little boy. theres a monter under ur bed
No my emoji is 🐅
In the context of what usually happens here
mr east
Not much
Mine is ☠️
Ask him imperium key
I sleep on a couch
Fh6 or alu which will u choose

why is there two tiger emojis what
scam incoming
🐯
Oh noes not monter
🥀
🐯🐅
🐘
So cutee
bring back the famous 🦛 🗿
theres 6 cat emojis 🐱
cps 

Yo what
True until it invades your establishment and stomps on your property but yeah cute nonetheless
Hey I'm supposed to be the receiver
That's not how you do it
No, it's time for a power shift, it's time for 🐘 to shine
No u give them money first
🥀
Did u not watch breaking bad
There's more chance of you becoming a serial killer than an elephant stomping my house so this argument doesn't make any sense
laughs histerically
bro is jealous
answer yo phone damn it
Serial Killer❌
Serial KDist✅

I’m angry
Potato got banned LMAO
Maybe its different when another person does ut
YEAH
Friday 
Equally as bad
Proof he was just a potato
rofl
Vanda legit needs a nerf
sf exist
nah id rather him be a killer than kdist 🥀
looks a little ai
And sf90 evo
4 star vanda is like 3k rank and already performs better than almost all the B class
This makes no sense
Nuh uh, KD is cool
broo ts shoots like a rockett
Yesss
I didn’t get it yet so no clue how broken it is Ngl
Exactly why it needs nerf
Go KD yourself please
Same, i haven't even unlocked it 💔
wait till bro tries it 
It’s bad isn’t it
stole the line from hugh jacked man
I feel like not playing the game
The game scammed me of gems again
Do it
literally nothing to do
I bought a shop refresh for the holo event
it accels faster than nuclear fusion of uranium 392
its a sign
Rip
vanda or gt3 rs import?
Vanda
Vanda
i already bought 2 for gt3
Far more significant
peak bad luck 😭
alr
thx again
karen
Same ive got 3 for the gt3 just so I can gold accel upgrades
wlx again
Nuh uh this is how you get what you want
aloo pandaa 👽
XD
Panda 
I hate the gt3 so much
I would but, I'm bad at getting KDed
shel fish
Why its good, and less expensive than vanda

Why do all AL Creators suddenly turned to RM?

bro uploaded 5 proofs 
GL is a private equity firm at this point so
bored
Omg the big V
I have 50 more where that came from
- Too spammed
- It’s ugly
- It’s skill issue car
- It’s a 911
- It’s a 911 GT3
- It’s a 911 GT3 RS
yea no one liked 911
Good for gauntlet thats good enough for me 
did someone ping me
Gt3 rs is way better than vanda
🐼 =🇫 🇦 🇹
Dw I'll ping you
911s are the single most overhyped, overexaggerated, over praised pieces of crap

chat how much days left for next update patch?
what
@modern parcel
True
h
more than a week?
I’m still doing gauntlet with the CCGS
He's literally a pro badminton player
What
The GT3 RS is gonna be the new Vanda/Evo Spyder
Exactly i have 5* gt3 and 5* vanda im unstoppable in gauntlet
does bro know
Except i use td
No
Dang, he must be good then being fat and all
It’s never getting any evo let’s be Fr
Yay
ew
I cant wait

Ik it sucjs
thats new 😭
Thanks for the new sticker

So cute

No I meant the Hurracan Evo Spyder
thats NOT a sticker cro
It will be soon™

Gt3 is better than spyder
Way worse than vanda tho
I have it as a sticker too, but im not lvl 44
Agreed
You can skill diff a gt3 you can’t akill diff a damn vanda
huracan so ahh
U dont need to be level 44 i dont think
I am level 30
Check
Do people even use it anymore?
im pretty sure i could at least 2 star aspark if i dont keep buying import would that be slightly better?
Yes u just need a faster car
Did you steal my own SS
Spyder? Ye
How do I do that?
Js go to stickers
Not with same rank no
And have alook
Not as common as it's glory days?
I cant use emoji but i can use stickers
Vanda vs D class
how to gamble
Insanely balanced
Wdym for now
3 more days

Well the more u talk the more u gain xp and ig the quicker u get the emojis
Ha already have
kewl
Nice
also less than 50k levels for gl24

Where is ur gold
we both suck then
Are the collector bundle items good?
Meh hows u
No
Oh
Suck what
Meh is here
Am about to go for a shower
other way of saying premium packs
Nuh uh


at the game
Now to get the 4 bpd for 3*
Eh? They just give you premium packs?
Good to see you too my friend
…
5x
I think collector packs starts getting pricy
bruh i just wrote a paragraph with the tv remote on yt app for 39 minutes but pressed clear on accident instead of search 🥀
💔
idk about that
😂
Rip
Did you not get the paid bundle for the first 20 levels?
You should get it it’s rlly worth it
what bundle exactly ?
いいね
2down 2 left for 3* valour
Its the one for 12 bucks, legend fund iirc
Wat dat mean
don't have fund 
||vanda||
The garage fund
And the legend fund
Those are the few ones actually worth it
I won't do ts man
No it says he is stuck at pro and can't progress further to elite and master
valour useless
and waste of time
Get fund
but free key

I didn't buy the Garage 20 lv. Bundle Packs and it's too high prize in my country

cool
Valour is a good car
when money
drive it good then
It’s 1.5 sandwiches

I quite it after getting key.. It's useless since I'll skip aglaia the boat
Well it is to benefit me for jesko if valour came alongside
yes, i think it was worth my $20
You are cute
Isnt kakkoi=cool
Pandaaaaaaa
But I'm still stuck at Novice....
In Division 5
don't have any suports expect valor
Wheres tian
and 13k isn't gonna do anything
Amy profile picture spotted
Panda is awake
Hellcat wide body
Yep, It's me
Valour is a support?
he's
yes
and the nevera r starter car @open plaza
Waiting for pn before spending
かっこいい is more of a compliment to appearance or action, other is more for conversation
wrong ping
Duolingo lied to me
I kill duolingo
Want a wing?
apparently I tried learning german from it
Nah. Let my bird cook
😂 🤣 still they are very similar but used in different context
Duolingo trash app fr
my longest streak was over 300 days 
He'll be watching u at night
we have 2 amy in the big 26
Nah i watch him at night
I started in February so mine is like 78 rn
Im more freaky
what language 
Yapanese
Damn what happened
🫢
Japanese
learnt a few words
I plan on visiting Japan soon so I gotta learn how to order food
quit because talking in German wasn't for me
We have priorities around here
Learn the customs too
I know slang for bro 
Have been yes
Yay
Tell
Diglet?
Fair point
Tee Hee 😉
haven’t played this in a while
it is nice place, people will be at ease if you are able to converse with them
Use earthquake
That’s what I’ve heard
AY YO
RR3?
I quit learning Dutch
It's difficult translating from English to it
I like peaceful environment— wait. Why am I in this server 
got lost in the meanings and spellings
I tried learning Japanese from it l, I frgt abt it
instagram reels is def something bro 🥀
Unfortunate
oh the download doesn’t work 
erm
why is overwatch coming to fortnite
ill try again soon though
It is?
I got this same reel few days ago
Yum yum yum had some nice kebab

we're talking years ago
Oooo
share saar
Hi Coco
yes
Come saar
Also give the server some kebab
Hi

🥀
shawarma ml
What time did yall do in the Prix?
didyoulikeit
Hows you today?
I did 1:37, yall think that’s slow enough for t4?
Wait. You actually going for this car?

Cool
Eh might as well
I think yeah
Elite D class could use it for rewards
I mean true. You do you ig
oh no anyway (Jeremy Clarkson from Gop Gear)
ngl bro i literally had kebab js a few hours ago, my dad brought me
Also who knows if a funny buff is gonna happen
Peak
Accidentally switches its stats with base Hurrican Evo

Cool... But the one I'm having is very spicy
That would be peak
Anyway time to check if I get acura eip this reset
GT speed all over again
Kebab good


would not consider there peaceful though 😂 in the silence resides a more hidden issue like 過労死 and 外国人嫌い, still i hope you have fun
Kebab life
Elite D Class When? ⬅️
Kabob shawarma best
weekly exist

Ngl this is the best one I had till date
Oh boy
. Well, imma go anyway for that delicious sushi and ramen
Which store is it from?
Ah, of course it is
what is in a kebab
general motors to you coco 
Meat and spices
it is not available in where you are ?
yummy 
It's a meat dish
Imperium Epic 
Hey look it’s a ford miata
It is in Alaska. But culture here is not Japanese culture
Imp epic

@modern parcel
oh wow you are on the other corner of the world 
Kebab is so tasty and so cheap here.. no I'm not talking about McDonald's.. it like 0.1$ for one piece
Yup
Looks like some kind of food 
everything is fairly hard to translate from said language to English

Dude… now I’m hungry
Beef donar and chicken shawarma in a wrap is peak
accha
I mean. Learning how to read and write was difficult too as a kid
We just don’t remember as much
jp?
Bru got caught in daylight
No. English
yummy
ah ok
mcdonalds sells kebab?
I learnt English through exposure 
what do you mean ?
No
Now i know which country you live in
it wasnt difficult for me
I'm only speaking English right now because of YouTube and such 
I guess they sell everythin
if I didn't learn it from yt I would have never learnt it
i have grade 5 level reading and write skills when i was in kindergarten

dead lobbies
bro, are you tracking me 😨
Bro I'm just English is my mother tongue
had*
and extremely sweaty ones too
No the word you used there
good enough for today
😛
right
Is sf90 evo better than cc850?
3*
Yes
brother
no
no
the word i was taught by dog
never
in a million years
who told you that
My bad bro. I gotta work before I can hop on 
NO
should reach LL tomorrow
he's just saying that so dasil doesn't come after him 
dasil can do what?
atleast if lobbies are more full
eat
Imagine differentiating between read and read
pre drift after me
No it's a Indian car... Indian hypercar
Based on Gauntlet score
do you have any tips, i am stuck in platinum 2
Lose to Vanda on Hima with Lykan
my lobster is too buttery
this is gauntlet

I have a tip beneath me
I mean
yes
Use gud cars and have gud skills
read is past and read is tense I think
I'm forgir

You thinking same which i thought at first?
No... His indian friends has taught him only one word. Wish they had taught him some good words too.
I guess it's Vijayvijay
No his irl friends
What does Accha mean
you are my only indian friend kutta ❤️
GE-
Good job beta
Means ok or good
I see
the zagato is STILL free wins in mp2 btw
my dad knows Indian but I don't know a single word even though I hear him yap in it daily 
ok
kab soega
Bru wha.. i literally choke on water
LRA? Or just busted
So ur dad is of Indian origin? 
bara bajne aye hai
@waxen vessel He just ah...nvm
Mine only 3 star :(
LRA
Damn
He said dog... Should I 🔨 him?
yes
19 min left
oh is that what it means
English bro... No violation of rules here
Wu't? 
just busted
no he's from lebanese origin he told me he was taught indian but he can't read it
Well you know in local language it's a ||slur|| but kinda true too in Hindi, idk what Indians think
i won against a regera on norway with zagato
How do people already have rank 1900 sterattos
Oh cool... Even gen z indians can't read indian
They got it 2*
just ate an orange with 5 seeds in 1 slice
Whales
the end is near
Ew
I feel bad for you
It's okay
Here, let me cheer you up 
Yall think this time would land t4?
Or is it safer to push T3 this time cuz less smurfs
Not whale necessarily.. it just need 20bps to reach 2*
I need some thighs..
Yeah it is kinda but ok... Not a serious one... I mean dog is a dog ... Love them
I mean
he knows Pakistani and farisi aswell and a few other languages
Especially when you have them in your pfp 
farisi
I tried this again since E-Tense was kinda easy last time
'Kay fam 👍
farsi
Don't try this at home
Nothing can beat the Real King of Asphalt Legends
Evo lancer when? 
lancer best car 😂 🎉
PFFT!
Heck Yeah!
fih
You know there is a term called "Kutta Condition" in fluid mechanics for lift of an airfoil
I can't try this at home..
AY YO-
good ending:


aline or no
gagag
Yeah it exists, we laugh at class hearing this
Ah, Actual Alien Gamer Move 
cro
these wtf absenteeism guys are either really good or really bad lmao
ni hao cro
i’m aline
luck 
i lowkey used the pythagorean theorem
to calculate the best possible turns
Wow, that's pretty cool
im crine
i wish i was smart enough to do that
Kel me
imagine, imagine
Being beated by just One Class A Car
It's a Vanda Dendrobium
nice amount of g60 bps though
Same lmao
Idc abt that i need acura eip
Fr
panning my mera
cro needs ep
no eips no worries
just get the
What i am happy abt it getting vanda for credits twice today
Too broke to pay 100$
It's not me
rip
funny name 🤭 🤣
A little cry
My wallet's broke after buying LP for 100$ (over 1M Rupiah)
MyMy
In a month?
Yes
crazy
I mean bruh, if LP was 5$, it will be worth it for all players
guys
lancer beat allat by proxy
Rupiah? You live in Indonesia or Phillipines side?
old pic
I'm Indonesian btw
both
how can do both
just do both
Invincible, but I already have Gold Max
tutorial when
Is it better than vanda?
well mine is close to unlock
no.
I missed out on the sl featuring it
you can beat vandas with it but no
damn it
Hey gm
idk im bored
huracans fear it
and out of fuel
Clear the storage of the phone
Then Good Luck to get it 
oh well
still alot of turn
time
I have 256 gb i dont really mind
Quite specific honestly
Same

hot take
512gb 
Heheh, of course
I had 256 gb earlier was full upto 200 gb
the zagato is better than the noble
time*
@opal pilot bro is here
Now i have 512 gb
noble is fun
Rn at 120/512 gb
Yeah, yeah, I know
Im at 105/256
I'll do it in the last few days
ima uninstall racing master cus eh
What's the processor
ts boring af
I'm close to finishing conditions
@opal pilot wait are you still on my roblox friends list 🥀
I need lv30
snapdragon 6 gen 3
and no not for gt3
Old budget phone?
roblox bedwars when

wait
who r u /j
but did i ever friend rq you
I have 2k wins on that
no
now its filled with sweaty kids
i have 11k
lo siento Wilson 

sweaty kid in question:
U didn't think of getting like second hand flagship or so?


with combined accounts ofc
yeah
i think so atleast
blame my mom
disp username should still be cortisol
ah same
Oook understood your pain
2.2k combined

time to check 🥀
a phone is a phone so ill take it
i had 6k and lvl 100 on an acc but it got hacked
I agree
Well I have been free from those hassle as I changed 4 phones in 5 years without taking any money from my family

@opal pilot did i spell it right
@marsh saffron yall know this guy?
I'm finna find my phone from 2019 and run al on it

No
U can on Samsung flagships
his username is connected on his acc
check the linked roblox user
i know that bro
Mac User
U said 2019 phone!! 😡
Is the valour bug still going?
@opal pilot you unfriended me bruh 🥀
still no
give them to me
No baby boy
what would you buy
Sell the account and get a new phone
actually check the linked spotify then check mine
What avatar?

idk

with the names 🥀
Never understood the appeal of ROBLOX
maybe more outfits or a username change
funky friday
Avatar ung

What? Are you planning to get eaten by sharks?
I don’t even know what that means
Your Mac?
my username is so ahh
should just change it to my discord user

Mac n cheese>>>>Macbook ngl
way cooler

One day
How is everyone
It burns itself on this inside already
When switch to windows?
Oh hi tailcoin 
Is this some sort of kid's building block game on how to build a tank?
How's your day

Do i even asked
Go away
GTA vice city had that one cheat code to summon tanks in the middle of the streets

i was just in the gd server
Weakest GD player
???
gah damn
what demons hav u beaten
4 more days until 6* vanda

im feelin delirious
Which league are you in MP1?
oh
si2
Get to plat 2 already
don't feel like it
car

did you p2w
Oh come on, I have a special something for you waiting there
in 5 days both gt3 and vanda 6*
no
nice
i got it off the stage that unlocked today
I know about the gold cgt

And it's also classic
not me problemo amigo 
I'm kinda low
sandbag
get high pos
and do daily
i do but i have to deal with oc vandas and 911 gt3 rs
I don't sandbag, I sand the sand baggers😎
that's it
you don't
skip them

for some reason i found this one guy who got 9 seconds by smhow glitching in himilayas
leap of faith
lol
Tbh they been scarce, people moved on
It's all good times now
alr
Can't see any sandbaggers
sndofiressondcien wave

Reason: Spam
div5 is sandbag infestations
blue rabbit?
I thought there was no point sandbagging in d5]
Ssup gang
Or was it in lower divs
devel:
Reason: Spam
Speedrun mute
I caught a rare snooping 🐳 and his name is @swift merlin
I know
Summon Blu when
In chat
How to spend 31 tokens
how to spend those 4 tokens
refuel:
10000 rank
At stock
Srop
and 3k token fee

Tokens for pack 10x 1500
Ok I srop
scorp
Srop
Elder melaniel
And get x1 or x15 like drive syndicate
I would put at a mid a class car
Sterrato deserved mid B class
Rank like 3980
should stay in gran turismo, we already have our own version called imperium
Willow
No it’s wlolwo
Imoperium
ImPurrrium
here take these ✂️ so you can crop your sticker next time
is the servers tweaking
I’mperiod
I was too lazy
Why does Imperium sound like some element in periodic table instead of a car
What about this car
Meh goober
Gonna play some Asphalt Urban GT once I get home 
No
Yes
what is that thing
No
the impairium sounds just like any other electric car in ts game
Koenisegg
Yes
dies of cringe
Just got a DS
Haven’t owned one in 10 years
No
Yes
No
Yes
If this doesn't turn up like the CCXR or One:1 then it would be good
Ugh fine
Rank would be 5.1k tho 
Whats your rank
Gm
For what?
Put it on a class
Chemistry stuff
Imperium element
Elytron proton newton
Elytron revuelto around nucleus
Slop
Second vid out btw
Me after this mayhem event (no more resources for me)
Baka😂🎉
In terms of Discord
#557
In Al MP, none cause I have played yet
سلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
Oh 
Your panda is very sleepy
Sonopoly
Yes vsn
I feel like iam too late to unlock this considering my garage lvl 
Walaikum assalam
Sarlic


