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no
Bleh fortnite for kids lol
rimac ta 4th stage
sorry saar
I actually got that in golden week LMAO
Yeah I think about it
Stupid ahh game.
no you fine saar
Kablaw kaboom
@chevrolet my car go kaboom
Aren’t u top 100 rn
rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
my old time
@cadillac my engine blew up
There are some nice Collab cars getting added soon
But peace ✌️ I'm heading to bed
@bugatti my tires went kaboom
cadillac: sued for misinformation our engines dont blow up like @chevrolet
Have a good night
U to Kuromi.
everyone ban this guy
Wait does mp1 have all tracks now
who is that
ive never seen india in mp1 yet

Why?
@ koenigsegg my car burned down
no
send him a dm
@tesla my car caught on fire

Orion constellation
blud how am i supposed to send one if I dunno who they are
@ford my engine took a flight to LA
no

orion space craft
No thanks. I'm too lazy at the moment.
@somber phoenix


@lamborghini babymetal’s in my car 
@tesla my cibertruck suddenly just became useless metal pieces
Ikr
@tesla i ate you
@chevrolet my zr1x is too fast help

@bmw my traction control failed and my car split in half
i guess bb ro
@artega my battery’s gone
💀
why block him 
bmw: you missed the payment of traction control subscription
why not


@ferrari wdym I cannot customize my car like I want
Ik who that’s referencing
send him a dm yall
@daihatsu im in space
yeah it's common ball knowledge
🥀
be freaky then i will
airbal
@ferrari why did i get a cease and desist for making my car pink
GE-
@maserati my piston rings ran away
major credits gain in todays economy
@raesr my car doesnt exist
💀
@eem is ai
@mclaren oscar piastri stole my car
@range rover my suv is leaking parts
@bmw my car leaked oil
@landonorris is this the world championship hotline

@bmw my car fell apart like a bunch of legos
@mercedes idk why toto wolff gave me a mercedes 918 spyder
must be the air 
@xbox my console is taking flight
the amount of credits you get from ads nowadays:
"mercedes 918 spyder"
@teto i want a poteto
🥀
@playstation please make my console more quieter at 3am
ppl pinging big brands 
@mom please buy me a dad
they might reply you never know 
@plush gust
@nintendo why is the switch so bad
@dad please buy me a mom
@boeing my door flew off mid flight i demand compensation

@you pls buy a you
@samsung my battery exploded
@everyome
Boeing: The best we can do is a partially broken parachute.
@everyjuan
@everyquan

@apple my battery health is at 90% with 311 cycles
seedric 
why is bro doing a floaty 
@motorola my motor left the phone
The 911 GT3 RS has Star Wars decals in Fortnite and Rocket League.
I wish it had those decals in Asphalt Legends
@audi pls bring back the r8
The Darth Vader decal looks great.
Isn’t that the 992
The final lap of a race often reveals more about a driver than the entire event before it. Tires are worn, focus is razor-thin, and every decision carries weight as the finish line approaches. In those moments, it’s not just speed that matters, but discipline, awareness, and the ability to stay calm under pressure. Whether defending a position or making a last-second overtake, the outcome depends on how well preparation meets opportunity. Just like in life, the strongest performances come from those who can stay composed and push forward when it matters most. 🏁
@darth vader obi wan just resurrected
i aint reading allat
@volkswagen my car said das auto and the engine blew up
992 gt3 exists, only in a9c tho
ik
das manual when
No, it is the same 911 GT3 RS that is in Asphalt Legends.
i swear it was the 992
@cristiano i ate your banana
It has a Darth Vader decal, a Darth Maul decal and a Captain Phasma decal.
@porsche my car said mrbeast and it became a lambo
mambo lambo
this has multiple meanings 💀
@porsche my gt2rs mr got beaten by an amg one
@mrbeast pls gib $25||.00||
A few cars that are in Asphalt Legends are in Fortnite like the BMW M4 GT3.
remember the guy who said "chat so fast no one will know i like femboys"
this caused more global warming than leclerc's spin on lap 57 yesterday
on april fools
LPI countach too
some mclarens
you mean GT3?
Yes

@empty shard did u do it with hommage and what not yet?
insert the ram meme
@scuderiaferrari please get better strategists
@ford my f-150 became an f-140
i tried with gt350r but the bounce was too low
@ferrari quit the game
@roblox fix your game
In Fortnite it has decals based on the anime Bleach.
Ur doin it wrong then 
@matt kaufman pls resign
ye ik
(I haven’t played fortnite in over 2 months)
@everyome uninstall the game
The DBS Superleggera is the same car that 007 used, right?
@twilit sable
@nissan my gtr became a gtq
No i will not.. this game is my favourite
i forgor
@lamborghini just reveal the revuelto sv already
how about we just chill up there 
@lamborghini my revuelto got defeated by a sf90 please make it faster
@mosler when’s the land whale
@bmw your “electric” m3 is ugly
before and after starting discord 💀
@exotic elbow
cars
@hennesy where f5 packs 

@pagani pls bring back the huayra
i use arch btw
you should be asking GL that
And the zonda
@stoic galleon ?
@spacex my starship abandoned me on the mars
💀
There u go
triple m
@Gintani do not stop cooking
pluh
?
wilted rose
is there an easier way tho
@gintani please straight pipe a jesko
wat!?
How are you doing?
Yes
Hi cutie pie
@cerulean light you suck
@valvetronic v10 swap the temerario
rare disrespect
@wide roost when u coming back
@restive tusk is gay
Watch this again but closely
So are u
Toss build
0 aura
The edge of the gray box

Or wtv
I did Gng
i did that 💔
@quiet heron i have ap physics exam next wednesday
No

U didn’t
It's the same one?
Mines this Wednesday
U were too far right
yea may 6th
Is it physics 1?
right?
cro I'm cooked
yes
Dms
holy same
See
@twilit sable
your percentage bro 😭 😭 😭
Here’s where I was
ok now i found it lemme try with gt350r
trash vs garbage
Perfect
When are we getting another Mazda in Asphalt Legends?
But stay middle and go left
Lykan evo when
That’s basically Lykan neon
dasil will love this
Dasil biggest nightmare


Yk I’m right
SERCH 
Trion EVO?
I need at least one more Mazda and one more Cadillac in Asphalt Legends
Too free
cadillac ct5-v when
Who the helly is dasil
guy that hates on lykan cuz he cant drive it
A guy who doesn’t like fast cars
Hopefully in the next update.
#1 vanda glazer and lykan hater
What if there was a free try on Lykan
i am number one seedric glazer 
pause
how many seconds that saves?
Imagine actually liking Vanda
like 2-3
I think
my fav car oat is 600lt
Also is this light build or what
light
|| not in al btw||
D class trion 
based i love the 765LT irl
same
L/L/L/L/H
is it hard to perform?
once you get the hang of it not really
before the 600lt my fav car was the OG aventador (it still is one of my fav cars)
I kinda want it in Rocket League
Sonion
Fits the ramming theme
imagine turning around and getting ran over by a vanda 😭
Ikr, it would also be friends with the Fennec.
Because it somewhat belongs to that game
C7 S3 : Spam cars
Like in aesthetics
imagine the battle pass just being filled with spam cars of AL 
@twilit sable doable with all cars i think

where speed
i ate it
i am

@empty shard found out why lekirk got a 20s penalty, after the spin out he hit the wall which killed his steering, so he had to cut a bunch of corners to not crash
bro ended up with the turning radius of a ssangyong rodeus
im gonna play minecraft
its still a pretty stupid reason he got penalized for tbf
with hamilton its reasonable because he can manage the car to not make it do track limits but leclerc cant
dude accidentally double tapped s
yea
bro tried to brake nitro
lowkey this just make the reactions from people more funny
Wahou c'est cool
half of the facebook comments under the penalty post is just complaining about max

is it that deep gng
55K tokens
Max out Battista and 919?

a quarter of it complains about the colapinto collision to hamilton
max 5 second penalty being complained is crazy 💔
idk
"Stop winning"
names not wrong, he's your average reddit
Not like it even matters because it doesn’t change his final position
🥀
no not that
Mamb 💥
i finally made a stop to get new high tier cars with the exception of chiron300
son
ch💥
abu dhabi track?
Get lp or pass
acquaintance
Sp- 💥
LP is a pass…
a Francorchamps
I mean buy or skip
abu dhabi 2021 deserved the back lash but its been 5 years just stop.. they wont do crap about it its been years
where 57

i ate it
that car looks pixelated in the light
Could’ve said buy LP or not, but yeah, seems like it’s worth it for this season
it's a funny coping mechanism atp
random driver got penalised? blame 2021 abu dhabi
Coping as Ferrari fan after seeing Leclerc Spin
8 Sterrato bps and 8 919 bps is all I get from it. I've got the rest
tyres explode? blame 2021 abu dhabi

no
no venom f5 packs blame 2021 abu dhabi 
ww3? blame 2021 abu dhabi
poteto
😨
Trash Spotlight(Cough cough Black Friday)? Blame Abu Dhabi 2021
i was hyped just to get nothing in return.
blatant lie about car getting packs (cough cough blue monday)? blame abu dhabi 2021

@empty shard it just so happens that most of the people complaining are bri'ish as well
Tbf they didn’t specify the packs(token packs or bundles)
they're whot
oh boy
👋
Lowkey how many tokens would I need saved up for BoS
Bi-hish
as many as possible
I mean British
👋 
A lot
Ima assume around like 80k+?
2021: Fall Of British Empire Rise of Dutch Empire
2025: Fall Of Dutch Empire RIse Of British Empire
holy f1 revenge
A million
Driven by: @Varentex and @crazydasher777
Shortcut ideas by: @thekiller-play and @pickle_asphalt
Editing and thumbnail by: @cywphle (with cutie @pickle_asphalt as support :3)
0:00 Intro
0:10 Varentex - The Circuit
1:10 Varentex - Starting Grid
2:25 crazydasher - Straights & Hairpins
3:32 Outro
Music:
https://youtu.be/yPMuaP6X9eY?s...
I’m at 7k, yeah I’d say I’m close enough to 300k
How many can I rack up by the next BOS?
I like the positivity
i can change my name to auckland 
I’m also not buying relay packs in this crappy DS
Change it to auckluck
2026 is the real fall of the Dutch
church
speaking of bwo
gotta praise jquim for joining 
We got "we are not the same" before then "how it feels"
my meme peakest
U can’t share this here

gus images moment
@empty shard
f5 packs when
Zea u can’t share shortcut vids here
tomorrow

YES
idk. do you have a small loan of a million dollars

no
life is
popcorn
so mid
pumkin
"we are not the same"
*Uses the same image
@twilit sable i got it first try in the event but ahh run
that one homelander gif under every reel
Son
life is so





no.
.
jonkler with 1 teeth..
🥀
no.
Cleanse your soul
probably gonna get muted again
Aline
Also u said this car wasn’t buggy
@empty shard
I didn’t
But then it bounce
no.

anyways rip this run
yuuzen was dis
.
thats ai
its literally viggle ai bro
wheres watermark
Damn u consistent
easy trick bro
aeugh
2 in a row
Whyy...
aeugh
@audi my car lost it’s body panels
No
???
Hi
the essay was deleted it seems
uhhh
honestly skill issue
hi guys

Mods, crease this man's Jordans
frl
My bad
I found a shortcut in refined finish, idk if it’s known or not
@audi the quattro system failed
...
what are we doing
ts water mark real gngg
Is it too late to get Sivo back
time to start over?
where's quan 
@twilit sable lwk i think the gt350r still slow even with the trick
How good is this car I have it 5 stars
remembers me to ts i sended when we raided mods
ai slop
ts is ai slop.
it is real trust
The amount of my iq is dropped every time I open this channel
Shouldn't have done that
"Is dropped"
Nice english buddy
map
Thanks
it's meh
should i visit north korea.
nice honda
yes
naw dude
time to use my track car
which one
isnt north korea a famous tourist place
yes
why north korea go to west korea
"How do I seek some attention in a discord server" ahh 🥀 💔
It’s an empire of death
they love their tourists so much they wont let you leave
oh fr?
😁
average nfs race
average pursuit race
holy contrast
I just realized how comical the new loading screen looks 😭
completely unmodded graphics btw
damn i wouldnt play either if it actually looked this bad
revuelto cop cars when
never
looks alright but too much contrast tho
let me find a modded pic
Chat can my ipad live without valo
i made one out of the old ibishi pessima
buh
fuh
devel
modded graphics
lykan faster than ts lap time vro
someone remind me when gauntlet comes back
much better
the jkab look so buns
jekab
I love pizza burgers
why does the absolute look happy
AY
alright we get it already with the screenshot
oh my

holy
i guess bro
lore

deep fried
holy
.
track car
the internet alr moved on man
we js slandering me now
im still your fan 
anti aliasing died in the 2nd ss
Nice 4RS
who know tony lc sign
of course you are
16
wow.

same
I should be heading to bed rn 😭
im cooked
they should make an mp1 that's awesome
idk man im dipping
mods, crease his jordans
inserts crazy driving gif
rinse ✌️😂
ozzy osbourne 🥀
me when i drive the phantom wedge in gta
you mean this
classic > unbreakable (because i can actually 360 the blockers)
pudong + devel is my worst enemy
Whos sabrina
carpenter mentioned
me
i agree

ello panda
well guys should i watch gintama?

son


aline
you
scroll up 
so my wifi is deceased
how 3 shy
jquim when send skills
same emojis
I'm so cooked in arena this weekend
buh
if i had any to begin with
nuh uh
oh
@distant sinew 
heloo people im new
I thought youre not in arena?
I'm so washed

hi new im iris
nice to meet you
@somber phoenix


I am aware
likewise
they kinda stopped so I'm not taking action yet
I just saw who youre paired against
And uh
I wish you luck


lies
I'm gonna have gp2 pace compared to whatever is in my bracket
elite ball
Hola
Hope you don’t mind, but
balls
helao
Why are we getting only 3 opponents. Once in a couple of months this issue happpens
Rock is cooking new asphalt9 update
EVO Chiron 
pls brotato
So that you can play in less intense environment
If this is poor.. then what am i?
son
@bugatti my chiron became roman reigns and told me to acknowledge him
you're driver
you are driver
sonion
this server has memes channel?
I'm bored so gonna do devel combo tracks 
bet its more dry than sahara buhh
holy that channel is like. 2014 type memes lol
works if you are at certain lvl 18 or 19
i guess bro
brain in butt gif
@modern parcel r-roblox.. please 
robux
robust

no
u da real robux
no.
im out
11:21 pm hEre
8 am saar
8:51 for u no?
yes
car
cat
cat
car
cam
Totally
can
8:52 saar
cab
bro finish elden ring already. tf are you doin in beamng
how u get to 1% academy
er wouldnt load
like mozzabella?
STOP exposing me
potato
correct.
no
just for pros?
correct

sar
idk
gng i have 8 more bps before vanda
Like endfield of the arknights
Saar.. when new update?
i think
soon saar
ohhh so the nights of the field for ark ?
Buenos
yea except its actually the day. so its arkday startfield
Blud play arknights: endfield. I bet perlica ask send you 30k 
ohhh because the sun is abt to blow because of the arknight
Skill issue ultima 
end of the world
so r we gonna ignore that?

yes and the particles from the sun land on the fields which makes the fields grow a crop named sonion
ignore wat
@jovial path don blow the candles yet, it ain’t your birthday
i know
7 moths
Lone wolf power before Porsche Of Legend season
blow who tawg 
me
ohhhh buy one get one free corvette stingray because of
WHAT
Moths 
hell nah
thats a guy name
insert hydrogen bomb
REALLTY?
cough cough*
reallty
die
reall ty
what
oops
i didnt say nothing ig
i live on mars
folk
im gonna blow in n out borgor
well atleast no mods on
mid n out
mods ban ts vj vj
Ola
Idkk a woman playing garry's mod? that's questionable..
I second that
i third that
🥀
I fourth it

ofc speedtail 💔 🥀
i sixth it
arash is sixteen
circle of friends ahh
how you so rich
Devel vs 2 ares copy 🥀
tell me your secrets
men.
cuz you bumped into that one grain of sand the size of an ant. fair reaction by speedtail
I not a man
fumbled
He found a way to bypass hori’s wallet
I'm an it
you men
Peak fiziks
blimey look! a bloody cockroach on the road
🥀
i ate a roach once

??????
i ate a car.
was in my food in some hotel in india

what car
devel 16
this car needs to wrap it up bro 💔
waa
He ate Kat
kit was very angry that kat was eaten

big devel
it was the size of the sun
I could run that fast
ayoo
did he remove the hair first?

That’s fur
furry cat
space slime cat
furry.

Devel = sun
send 2-3 dagestan n forget
where even is dagestan
I alr went to Dagestan, and I became 10-time UFC champion 😎
how
is on earth
Raw training by Dagestan

wow!
@earnest tundra 
ur back!! 
oh i live on mars so idk
Everyone knows the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X
is the fastest and best car in the game
welcome bek saar
ill take u back to earth
Can beat Hennessey
no.SRT8 is best
ok
I'm too aline for you
Both better, lancer and srt8
aline.
trash
ok but how are you gonna take me
just 149?
did you change ur pfp and name
is my first run
i changed aline
@dire vine 
if thats trash you gotta look at my time 💀
only first run?

im aline
all while being a loyalist to leclerc
@empty shard youtuber
wow!

wait what
youtuber 💔
that's low
we can do that? lol
Also got the same time 
camaro part was already 35
Same for every evo ticket for any Evo car
who owns 1% academy tho
me
false, it's 150 for enzo and 250 for the S class cars
not sure about the A class ones
enzo is a class
bro i am so tired of using my aventador J cuz i dont ahve any other car in in champ league 😭
cant get out of champ 3
vro what 😭
💔
what
B class cro

Pray that absolute get crashed in race
Should I use f12tdf in mp?
Yes
Yo ur new pfp looks awesome
If it’s free try, to me I alr owned it through mp2

None of the car is more boat than this
old is mold
Bruh.. don't belive in conspiracy.. world is as colourful as it was. Perception changes with ages
Bruh what.. hope ur lavender gets mold as well
It is
Was it tho?
I don't watch gumball so i can't judge accurately
idk why these imgs are so big 🥀
i meant gold. G is right beside M trust
for the forehead
why tf is his head shaped like that
please follow these instructions
bro used all shampoo in 1 bath
can i choose the option on the left?
uninstall?

in-app purchases
Very funny.. shall i laugh?
coz i was an ugly baby (according to Darwin)
Don't. Mayhem event soon
manners maketh man ahh

disconnecting from wifi is another option
just watched interstellar
@pure plaza 
feels like post clarity

WHAT
when humanity’s on the line and u realize how pointless everything becomes
also science is crazy

he ain't talking about that one twinundrum
jet
whale
so back to AL
Am i that damn good :p
oh 
al dev team should take notes from a9c
Some how I managed to watch 20 ads again
Can Battista beat A Elites?
front wheelie drive
holy fitment
obv
yes
cool
basically a motorbike at that point
@unique pewter Hi just wondering - is a8 or a9c absolut faster on nevada?
Are x12 and x20 bonuses way more rare now I jave not gotten a single one this season
why compare a8 cars to a9 again
same
Ok, even better than the r class ones in a9c? I expected that, but its kinda funny
the pre-nerf evo sf90 is as fast as a random C class in A8
the chances of me getting a girlfriend seem higher than getting a x20 ad
they're rarer




