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my parents don't like me working I'm gonna be able to this year 
Gameloft hired me to promote their nerfed ulp
can we fish react this guy 

welp I'm not participating on this one
Done 
with pleasure
Anyone bought U.P. this season? 

its Formula Chiron now 

auto correct forgot to remove from new phone
Hi Vulkan 👋
Bread and water? Unrealistic 

Lmaao
A full fledged meal 
Hulo chat
3 times a day
Kat 

From which country are you?
alien kat appre (also u liar
ry)
We are not going to talk about it
eating water and drink bread

finally
should i
So milk and cereal? Show me a table full of food worth 1$
ds17
Yea if you want it obv
yess
is bro predicting the future
it'll be a support car for tartarus
?
trust
500 currency per blueprint, id say, sure maybe..?
tata
tete
Gold arash omg I'm so crine 
guess ye
turtur
Im gonna gold the arash soon also
ds17 main support car is a fridge
That decal is so nice looking, also congrats

the stage 13 has a bug
Is it smiling 
time is too low
It lowkey looks like a whale smiling 
@junior raven
I already spent like 10k
if I joined DIV 5 cuz of u 

Hulo nixy

How many ppl have u taken down
alo
Forg :p

How many people actually care and watch this ? 
What’s up
the wild soverign
Nixy

why not me 
quite a lot actually
🫵 ❓
@strong glacier
It's fantom
Yea
okay stage 1 of SL is peak for credit grinding.

holy moly
i should go make noodles
And i eat those
fantom is boy? I thought fantom is a girl
lefantom
I wanted to eat noodles
go make em
Woah. No need to hate 
I want to eat noodles too. But my doctor has said no packaged food 
I eat 2 package noodles for breakfast
So go hunt some noodles in the wild
I didn’t hate , I asked a question
Caborana
nice pasta

My liver might fail
If I eat noodles

this event feels so rewarding
That's the dish tho
Ah ok
1 vanda eip:
it has to come with bacon

Yeaa
nothing like good old dr. stone knowledge (yes i am talking abt that noodle)
@strong glacier Tf, why did you react skill issue 
why is there one free eip for each car though 
dope
:3
shouldn't it be like 2-4?
Who knows
Better luck next life 
So close
Classic way of gl trolling us

:3
because there are myriad of different types of noodle, and most of them aren't ultra processed category
:3
at least I'm close to gold
I can get soba or rice noodle. I forgor 
@junior raven new old ahh screen
I am sorry
i like it
balloons tower defense?!?!
I can’t imagine not being able to eat anything, how did your ancestors survive for you to turn out to not be able to eat basic noodles
Bradar I am Indian
👍
bread
rice
butter chicken best food
Blons
its so good
go get one then
bully activity
India is more vast than butter chicken. Half of the country is vegetarian
👍
Ok
Biryani
As an Indian I have no idea what you guys are talking about
So when you receive your nationality you get a debuff ?
India invader
I'm a Hyderabadi

Let's not talk about it. I am feeling insecure again
What's the spotlight gonna be

can I come one day 
Is it out?
My guy, it already started
Yeah?
Yesterday
The starway sorry
Sure
Starway idk
It also started
Battista?
Pish bosh event
Where
yay 
It's Vencer starway, who cares
Fufu hows you doing
I haven’t seen a Starway in years
Who said Battista was in the starway, btw
I would've liked it ig

who
Yea I already Maxed it so it ain't even gonna appear for me
👍
gameplay on my third control method (keyboard)
It Was already maxxed for me even before it's starway was a thing
Got 9x8 with in 2 epics of gold and nearly halfway to maxing mustang now 33/70 gained the owl so now 266cars
Same hehee
Tbh idk how i did speed trick like before u get respawn guess gl blessing us
Also, the supports are more difficult to obtain than the main starway car

walls
Is there any event codes?
so was it tilt -> controller -> kb
no
rn it is controller tilt kb
No, not yet
Nice
Plus not a guarantee even then
Oh idk because i never saw it's starway
Th?
EW
Lol
i got unexpectedly way too better at controller
Hii
ggez way to go
Hi
Hieieee

Some people like famous did make tiramisu pizza
but why did gl remove evo cente and lykan for 2 seasons.those are the only cars that i have and gl has taken them away
this season is not breakables so i can't reach legends league without them

How are you
These are the supports Viper ACR, the Ferrari Monza SP1, the Lamborghini Huracán Super Trofeo EVO, and the Lamborghini Countach 25th Anniversary.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nou2PQzPeUg&si=azWRIEpXUrwkFPp4
does anyone know what club is this guy in rn?
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ew ew ew
Son is protm
Finee

shouldnt utopia be available as 6* free try tho?
yh
L collector track makes its fiery return
he is not in that club rn thats why im asking
Ohhh I don't have lamborghini countach 25th anniversary
Bro i hate that track
Same

sonion
Don’t ask the song
What abt Super trafeo?
last season i got to legends league without those cars
Should I practice rail grind?
god im raging so hard at my internet rn
but this season is unbreakable
Wait leme check
i can't do without them
what song is that

Never to ever
Warframe broo hows u
He literally said don't ask 
4* locked
gng i cant even do my endterm assignment in this internet
Literally 
You don't
you son of the b-(jk don’t ban me 🥀)
ok minor who clearly never has experienced academic pressure before
hahaha
jesus christ
I have countach, but no Super Trafeo
But remember, Countach appears at Ls after garage level 21
And vencer is available at garage lv 13 and class C daily event
Ohohohohohhohoo
Oh shoot this car
levandar
I didn't use it
no 💔
Peak reference

I'm serious I didn't upgrade mine
did fanta have a chatgpt response
❓
YouTube handle name says it
Vandalism
You watch bleach?
Aizen is my favorite villain 
im speechless
@modern parcel my tilt skill looks like a noob compared to my current controller skill 💔
I watch bleach but I didn't finish it
eem2 is the run done on controller
at least you can tell wat instrument were used 
he is not in pro master anymore 😞
delicious food for eyes
Lesss Goooo he's gonna appear in cour 4
Wht is this?
aline
food

then probably left the game i guess? or in other Pro Divisions?
Manipulator 
Oh i completed it's manga and brought tybw arc volumes
I know that it is food but food have name
Goddamn
😋
I wouldnt be able to replicate this on tilt bro 💔
"You have 5 new discord notifications"
Chicken Chili Crisp ramen

how to how 
Can jesko come already
Boiled chicken or fried chicken?
❌

idk, i took it off reddit
i DO have alot of notifications
It's boiled chicken hehe
Eem got suggested friend as "eem"
this chicken parm sandwich looks so good
one more
why does bro have so many
I made this
#🗿・memes thx
justy
Does gt-r50 available in VIP store?(Except holilive and LS)

I mean BP
Hello and GN
wat is this decal 
Another decal that GL forgot
Why always me
Send bro #🗿・memes
Idk I can't😿
Steam version got blocked
That's what I know
Lemme send
Add me caption 
I have X Box version
going to bed now>
Let me finish this race
🫵 ❓
@modern parcel GN 
#a81ca
gn 

Entrem
i can send it too
||having hopium of they reverting credit and token nerf of U.P. in current season||
Then send

sure
Frog to make you feel better
X Box
microsoft store?
Yall bought pass or nah?
Legend
@hasty vessel beat my icona time when 
Yes


Try running the game as administrator does it work
Vets don't need pass either way lmao, their garage is already rich
ULP this season is absolute waste lmao
@solar briar done bro
Well I just reinstall let me try this 1st

you're saying that every season u used to get 20m credit and 10k tokens?
If it doesnt work try contacting a mod when they are online
I can't 🥀
If I don't come online tomorrow just know who it was
not sure if its 20 or 30m but yeah that much (i dont buy it tho)
omg every season that much is steal from f2ps 🙁
Should I wait for any change if devs suddenly announce for U.P. or just buy normal pass?
20 mil
but now reduced
to js 10 mil
js wait for an official statement
I am waiting .... maybe they'll rethink. no hopes tho
Alr I am giving them a week
guys I have a theortical situation

Which one of these is the better one owl or time attack and why
for me owl drifts sharper
time attack. more stable slighlty less stiff handling
time attack in general is better
dies riding a wall
higher accel output and drifts at a higher speed
Extremely managable
what would happen if I happen to gold every legend store car and keep a few would these cars keep appearing in rotation since there isn't anything else to show?.
even though it's much stiffer
Agree
very true
If you can manage chiron wallride you can manage every car wall ride
@unique pewter Quan,my funny guy, what do ya think should I do?
yeah ik that just can't imagine difference between f2p and p2w
bro istg i found owl wallride worse than chiron
Also @unique pewter my school started 

idk
I found my chiron slowly climbing more often than owl
I don't buy anything in this game so I have no idea what's worth atp

Damn
hello Quan
cars are actually turning into spiders?
Hi, where do we get codes to redeem?
like I never cared about what's in the paid pass until recently with the ulp nerf
918 spyder time to shine 
Hey Quan
How's you today? 👋
doing alright
i wish
(i wish spiders would climb a wall and die js like owl)
Very f2p I see
The nerf was honestly bound to happen
and noone will 
Time to clock out. I might get unalive because of high blood pressure
I have entrance exam in 2 days 😭
evening power nap
I did and my club mates
What entrance exam?
I am awake since 5 am
oh damn, I didnt know they also give out old gen emojis 
Damn, I love this car
Holy waste 
dayummm
lol

@tardy tide VITeee
T-3
No I haven't asked you yesterday🤔
oh no rip
What is VITeee now?
Is noble worth blowing 32m on
A new day to use my newly addition to my list of usable mp1 cars
beast if you're skilled
yes
how many epics till its good
⁶🤷 ⁷
the car feels good
full 16
All of em 16
oh damn I got 2
16 ig?
better start buying
@wet sundial did you fill second shift bitsat?
I should grind 64m creds so I can max vanda and noble
yes. 24th may

they’ve been left at stock for like a year now
Watch my comeback 
I'm honestly enjoying stage 1 spotlight afk grind
I fill mine tomorrow
stage is mega short and I'm putting 0 effort for more credits
hi me live
grind grind grind. you have a full month
they give good creds?
do I need to watch ads multiplier tho
how much creds does it give is it 5k
it's 7.6k base
more like 7k
yes
oh yea with the new ad system 7k is good now
but because of the new ads change that made x12 and x20 rare
lol
yall fw this gt3rs color?
ye
but also gives x6 and x8 ads for 7.5k+ races
tuff
it actually beating SH Stage 6 on average lmao
not much diff ngl
I'm just doing s1 spotlight
so are u also appearing for viteee 
I get that special hunt gives more credits
i found 10x most common idk why
but I ain't doing allat
i alr got a gold ta should i hop off the hunt and afk grind
the free try golden Mustang one right?
I don't want to actually race for credits
i havent gotten a 10x yet idk why
no, i appeared today
I'm chilling with that
maybe i should hop on spotlight for cred grind
"pefection"
mine's tmrw 
it's also alright for rep
damn, really wish I can use ads rn 
Chat is SD 8Gen 1 tuff or nah
Players: guys we need more credits
Devs: alright guys so we lowered the chance to get extra credits but we made it more consistent
Ye. I can make it up
rip 🥀
jee level?
Oh yeah, and it's only 2.5 hrs long
😭
More questions less time
perhaps, yes. not tough, but lengthy af

2/3 :)
😭

the spam trio is almost complete

Yeaaa
Btw what chapters should I do
bitsat 1 was pretty good for me
Unlocked sf90 today hehe
almost gl30 so ill fit right in with every other "pro" player
nice
I Only scored 100 😭
i scored about 170
ofc i wont get anything
but it was worth an attempt
I wasn't prepared since it was 1 week after Jee
Ye, did you Study for vitee thou?
um
yeah
Why does the floaty bug still exist man my gauntlet is done because of it
Hi everyone
i did 175
(its useless)
Tuff game
I'm also enjoying this bonus from mp races 
918 ae cooking champ3
Chat I can explain-
No
wait this also means team pursuit is actually even more valid as a credit farming source now
et tu brutus
banda electrics
“You shall die”
-Vergil probably

damn 
hello and good morning
tp is...?
Why only 8 doublers for no ad consoles and apps?
Hello and goodnight 
team pursuit
team pursuit
It's a bit annoying, progress is even slower now
how are u
I have no answer for it
it's a stupid nerf but obviously I can't do anything about it
Hi
Finene 
If you use MORE(48k) tokens:
You?
nice
hello
Yeaa i obviously will
i need sf90 evo parts, without that my 4695 sf90 is basically same as 4395
Im ok
I broke after spending..
I don't remember ur old name lol
Only 2000 token left 😭
ill have 162 total blueprints for owl at the end of this spotlight by my calculations
It was TFK Colin
holy
Bro, I have 500
Cheer up..
bos in 2-3 months and guys spending tokens
... Doesn't ring a bell but I friended u for a good reason Ig cuz I don't just friend ppl like that
ah I see
I needed SF90
tbf its only worth if u have 90+ accel part
No way I'm reaching GL 55 in 3months ngl
bcz now the game doesnt offer any sf90 evo parts in se's or events
im gonna need 15 more bps or about 8 refreshes to 4 star the owl by my calculations
at some point in time that person impersonated nurechav
3 star is still nice tho
that could be the reason
Can they extend SH just for me 
no

Nikke is crazy
Already done
In 3 months
there's usually 1 SH every update
i just got my vanda to 2 star
wasnt mentioned in this updates patch notes. maybe next one
This update is Nevera TA
1 update is 2 seasons
the last patch notes were for the 2nd season of the current update
oh sorry, i got confused
hehe next update = new maxed car
Kinda miss when we did have PN for the whole update
every other patch note
best event for f2p players ||who got no job||
thats the pattern 
That led to BoS incident 
I refined it to every other patch note 
Which incident
Too many trollys
Free key lore

Which bos event free key lore
explain pls

all of them
Was that really cuz of PN
is porche 911 gts good???
I honestly do not like these 1 season notes at all
Abuse it
before when it was for both seasons in an update we had time to prepare
Yeah fr
uhhhh
Yeah now it’s uh
GL gatekeeping fr
Oh guess what x car is coming next update
Or more specifically
This car is getting evo!
Don’t have creds? Because you spent on something else?
you buffoon
sry i meant porche 911 gt3 rs
Oh yeah it’s good
is it good??
also remember when patch notes were detailed and not vague at all
you now have a patch note to prepare 
Although it needs to be fully max
i have 3 star
Nowadays patch notes arent only vague tho, theyre literally wrong many times
Would list every element of they season down to the most minute of details
if something was paywalled
Also top 5k rewards not being in mp1 is kinda weird
they would straight up go "you need LP to play this event"
At this point it goes both ways
When it’s something good to it’s also vague
Anything about ULP rewards nerf or are they keeping it?
No news yet
Damn
Holy nice spotlight
How did you not know though
Well welcome back ig
Nitpicking but
What does this even mean, it just completely jumps away from multipliers
Holy nice tokens gathering
How can I? The server disappeared from my list and there was a kick message from the bot, so I thought that was it for me
Plus events could have already come out with the different changes in mind
you know how this is also misinformation
Why not implement it everywhere
Lol hehe was worried
this is not the first time a mayhem was used for a new addition to the game
guess what debuted in a mayhem?
Yeah I was about to mention
Relax time
Whar
Precisely second time
that's right, it's the first ever mayhem
The literal first mayhem car was a new car
the 499piss
how could they literally forget about it
@chrome surge your back
They’re not in on the past year of events
*y'orue'
Someone got kicked out from out class server and never came back although we talk offline, so I thought I was out permanently too
Same person that wrote the "inspirtional" quotes in LP page 
That apple guy was missing you
What quotes
It’s aight when gold, if not it’s hot ahh
Lol @gusty glen
Slaps his back
"There was a spider"
Is any mod online
Where is he? Lemme ragebait him a little more
Ts
2 people is streaming
should have heard me reading it
Fire dragon is the one started first so dont ban him
actual fire writing

Quan


free quan audiobook
Im saying that
Let's go spambling...🗣️💨
@unique pewter
what's wrong
It’s like getting one person Thats learning to speak English and talking about cars for the first time throwing buzzwords together

Iz that illegal
My join date got reset😭
It is

I say that because it reminds me of certain people here that speak English weird
if the first guy who streamed in the channel doesn't have an issue with it
No names though
it's fine

They must be bri"ish
it's kinda an unspoken rule atp
🥀 holy rules
But other 2 did

i agreeings with you
I’d like to think our English isn’t that bad
Then again
Aye bro
There are people here that fail English as a subject

Gimme a bo''le of wa"er
there's no one complaining
Shut up
Fr?
English language mind you, not even English literature
if the streamers are not comlaining I'm not gonna do anything
Alr then
"aight, thank you for the car ride, now make me your ex passenger"
Alr man
There are people in my senior college class with me that still have a grade 3 in English
Those same people are the ones that force me to have a 2 hour lunch

Vro go sign up as the next DS story maker
"delete me from the car"
It shouldn't be your native language then ig 
Please remove imperium
👍

By the way the exam was 3 years ago
The initial one
They haven’t passed since then some of them
Fusion 
Hi
their brains prob made ex-knowledge of that english right after the test
"connect me to the earth 🗣️💨"
what ya doing?
Preparing to cook
oh, have a good one 😋
butcher lore
peaky blinders 
I can be wrong, meh
I never pan fry chips so I’ll do that rn
cook noodles
Is the multiplier threshold to trigger has increased?
Yes
x3/6/8/10/12/20.
You can get higher multipliers regardless of earnings now
Cap removed?
Yeah
Just wanna be sure.
yeah
Lol Uwah
.
That’s what I meant my bad
My internet is tweaking 
brb tian is using phone
???
yo anyone have max onyx
PB for stage 6
I m at PC, what are you saying?
What!?
Oh you got to be kidding. Bro has uploaded like 15 videos a day 
I always see u using discord on phone whar
TS1 can put a fight against ZR1 EVOs... on non-classic?
how easy is it to beat vanda's time at metropolitan 
In onyx?
why are they talking in ielts listening exam
yes
I’d say doable since it’s quite straight
just curious
Idk what vanda runs typically though
or maybe its not better ... ?
56.3-55.7 iirc
that's my class when they speak their own accent
even tho it's arabic like bruh
their
For a second I thought it was not in English, then I listened closely 
What format is current MP1 and 2?
both unbreakable.
Do you understand what they’re on about

I think I can try do around that
Tian
Let me cook my food first and I’ll get back to you on it
something something unarmed something summer solstice
Why am I Lurking
what did bro huh
Hi tian
👋
how are you? 
did 58.9 in a 3400 ranked one
@tropic whale 

what, where and why?
playing MP1 for tidbit before gear grinding Nevera Time Attack.
Oh, Good luck
Good luck unlocking nevera time attack
His sciatica acting up during winter and summer solstice 
what the stink is a sciatica
Steelix
Numbness sensation in the leg
I learn something new every day
Affecting the sciatic nerve
When you are older than 30 years old so around my age 🫤
Which basically goes from the top of your back to your feet I think
Yeah it’s common when you get older
Oh no my chips are burning
Man the last Mp1 was so damn fun. I reached champ 3 with Carrera GT alone and was about to reach 2 but didn't have the time. KDing Vandas and ZR1s was hella satisfying
what the stink
bro's back
more nagging💔
so much for someone using an xbox
I'm not using Xbox, don't even own one
its good
Skill issue
hi
Yes bc i want ai to eat half my ram
Hiii
With salt sprinkled
Also @gusty glen do your tech guru thing and check out my issue on the intel server
What did bro break
Guys spotlight chapter 1 is goated for farming credits, even a 10x give around 50k iirc
At what stars you had it 👀 ?
Gold OC
ts was NOT fun💔
Aw man I need 10 bps to 5 star it
reaching LL while maining a cgt was HELL
It was so fun for me that I got addicted and watched ads on refules and spent tokens coz I was getting 1sts among gold vandas and evo zr1s
uh, who was the person told me about the brake was auto pressed despite it's not pressed by player?
oh nvm it's on report list.
sounds like a hardware issue
use the ssd on ur other laptop
if it does the same thing the ssd is cooked
I don't have the tools to open it
Finnnnnaalllyyyyy THE F2P EVENT
either ur laptop powerrails are shot or the ssd is being fried
As a workaround I'm unplugging it before shutting down and replugging it only after booting but keeping it plugged in while in off state forces it to not detect the SSD
And when that happens I unplug it again and start up, and it automatically boots up as usual
yikes, might be a failed powerrail on the ssd slot
the ssd uses a different power patrh when on battery
Then why does it only respond to DC
Wait...think it has something to do with those diode rectifiers on the SSD right
laptop has 2 different power pat hs
ac mode and dc mode
dc is battery, ur ssd works on trhat
ac mode is the smoking gun
the ac rail on the laptop is failing
cause if ac does not detect it at all
even restarting evedrything then its the rail failing
Ah....so should I be concerned
I need to rule out if it's the adapter or not

how does the credit multiplier ads differ for higher grgs ?
And hes back 
Who spycy
🤓
if it was the ac adaptor the laptop wouldnt even charge
ac rail on the ssd is failing
Also weird thing I noticed that even on charge, the battery suddenly falls to 86 or 94%
From 100
battery calibration glitfch
spycy 
No
actually
Man this is a diseased laptop
can't u just say hi back or smthing
on way home finally!
To all those frustrated by ads credit nerf:
Lets make effort together to affect GL a bit.
PLEASE DO NOT WATCH ADS UNTIL GL CHANGES NERF!!!
We MUST act together!
gg
Tell that to millions of users out there XD
As if GL even cares
the laptop is js giving up
🥀
I think it's showing signs of old age after 9 years of service🥀
True, but it will affect their profit from ads
GL: you really think we care!!? 🗣️
well no wondewr
Hell no. They don't give a damn and their income source is already fixed from LP passes and in game credit purchase system
Lil carbon
@junior raven binge
Obesity moment
idc
morbidly obese moment
redline 
howtobasic is dead 
Even so it was a strong laptop, and no budget neos can ever hold a candle to it🫡
rip
i loved his videos
Isn’t howtobasic a program
Did someone buy legend/ultimate pass?
I am worried a little bit
Any news regarding the ultimate pass? Will it be updated with 20 mil credit and 10k tokens?
No
Just that the feedback has been received
no a nickname for me for some reason 
Sad 😢
It’s an intentional change
Real
Who the hell is back. I'm Tayef. I don't know anyone by the name back




