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🫵 👽
Me bad trust
🫵 
The car in background didn't fit to pic
💋
🫵 
HEY HEY
💋
Ur my panda bro
Verysleepypandawan.
10/10
what is going on
what name
9/10
Wrong route at the start and end
Blo dont get the sw
Yis
?

yup that's why i gave 9/10

Nuh uh

Greetinginator
Keep going @jovial path
Hehe hamer

maybe i should stop trying to do this as soon as i wake up
New MP season tomorrow so enjoy TA hunt till then
need to improve the nitro management and racing line but overall doing good, 8/10
How can one be so bunz
Bro just had to wait till shockwave

already someone said bout it but wrong route at start and end

bro i just woke up
@tawdry oracle

A random run with stock car and top 10% already. I am so bad on phone tho
What time you do on 918.5 ranked
Any site that displays total players of a particular event?
If you updated it
then go have a better sleep
no
1* oc 9.9

Whale
Don't be like me
?


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BoS (non key cars) really cost 30k?
why is it always me
It depends on your car status when you look at then
Why bos
im asking summer one
The car mostly bad
Not Black Friday

?
80+ acceleration cars
Why ?
Pookie
?
Fufu hi
learn from circumstances
Idk
Hi
Confused
just boycott asphalt if you don't have tokens
Yo.
Hi Sam
?
silverpants
flashback
What's 9 9
@junior raven, if you don't mind.
📸

^
Sf 90 xx ( stradale). Since when did this happen
@junior raven do you know when the Ferrari j50 sponsorship comes?
bro how you guys have such good editing?
Uhh
bro removed it fast 
Tuff car like wdym
Check this
its randomly
nahhh bro it was never there
imagine editing an screenshot
Bettr than SF90 if it didn't have evo
It's drift is weird.
💔
Still accurate Im pretty sure
Ik, I luv that
are we deadahh
I mean, it jiggles and struggles to exit it when you stop braking. It annoys me.
no problem its just an emoji
They wrote regular sf 90 but picture of the xx
How good Gemera if how much to get
bro didn't read the rule
The chosen one ah movement💀
For the same reason I don't like Pagani Utopia.
is it just me or is that shockwave effect looks a bit off?
like there's some shading on it
i like it 
Not bad
i got reshade on
no ads?
@sturdy hatch
i have something to say but i will be a nice guy this time bcoz my another acc is ban for 250 weeks

alt account
ban
alt 
I don't, because it's a really con for controller. I can't fastly exit the drift.
lol
rip
smartest alt acc user:
Better than alu?
Nuh uh
It's 25 gb lol
meh

gacha
asian 3d girl models
gacha pro max
if you want 60fps you need to pray nearest holy thing
Slider sunday ? 

@waxen zinc 
chat who wants asterion eip
Not for ios ig
is it on PC?
Me
no saar I have it golden
it has pc version
no one
whar is it called
“Alu”

you can sell it to a newbie for riches 
racist master 
I like that note. Let's kiss.
enjoy
Blackline whale
...
Gross
sometimes you gotta learn how to shut your mouth 🥀

Bro still remembers black line bruh
Buy a ticket for Almaty in Kazakhstan and fly up here.
alzheimer's worst nightmare saar
Fr
Bingo.
i hate misinput 
@normal socket YIX OLA
Perhaps, I'm lying about my gender in purpose to avoid attention
???
who dares summon me- hi ghostie

Woah
skytiic
🌹

not even bps lmao
@thin latch
trash rewards
Cmere pookie
not even stardale 
GL too poor to give us bps now 
So ur not male
stardale
come sta
spam
i
Privet sammy, how is u
It depends on how you want me to be
vandale.
sup 
I'm great. You?
Van-dale
tired but all is well, thank you
💋
No 3rd party
Shoulda given us Tachyon speed atp too 
lil depressed but pretty good otherwise
wbu
Where the brown skin short haired tomboys at
No tys
Yes or no
I choose «or»
Why u ask me
I choose you
tired but well,
hope things brighten up for you
I gotta drain my resources
Corny vruh

cra
HOLY
I'd do it just to have money to visit @flat ibex
Brother I owe like 75 buck to mi cousin
Lol nope
Can get it now
By changing country 
its often the better version that are worse in asphalt


yippe :>
Give to snoof
Ok who's the dev that made the 2 barell roll in a single go condition in Ferrari se?
absolute hippo
yo 😭
@flat ibex do you know how to cook?
if we can get champion 1 but we can stay champion 3?
Unfortunately, no.
Weh
i can cook 
Leave my pookie.
no
NO 3 Party
@jovial path im about league why question (?)

Where's the pic where u lose to a Hommage in F5 at?
New car
😂

Infact already played it for a while
Even I beat him in Hommage lol
Erm no

those who know
no

How was that?
It has controller support ?
Oh my god 😭
DLSS graphics
Pc emulator
What, if you like other's attention, then go ahead. I don't need to be cheated
?
Not sure about controller
UE3
then use it
Happy tears

You're forgiven.
cant wait for global release (its gonna fry my phone's battery)
Wdym with "I can be whatever u want"
Nah
Isnt so heavy
Bout my gender.

Already.
Lol, I didn't actually mean that
Is it true ?
I don't save it
Show me
@tender trench where's the pic
I don't save emberrasing moments
WE need to see it
Lol

Check your cloud bro
iirc it's around 14 gigs for everything
Why did I get pinged for this
Nice..
nice TC
We need the @left night pic
Where he looses to homage
I'm a gato
Pls

I have it on PC but I'm in phone rn


Kedric 
Someone send me a reaction gif related to this
Take your stupid Vanda out of LL

I dont have it
Weh
phew thank god
Damn cartwheel
6* ?

why
Saved it
im going at 224 mph
Your ruining LL🥀 🥀 🥀

Oh 
im out of venom fuel
u.....
YEEES
I only need 5 epic today i only got 2 i will never do this shyte again
NO
I'm close to reaching 3* now
Started at 0 bp
sup guys
that hurts me.... u know that
Should I continue with ts or end the suffering
Sup

i feel so tired
fffff
spam
We actually gotta stop bullying him like fr
I'm starting from 0 too vro. Without legend pass , without spending token. To 6★. And also grind over 30M within less than two weeks.
K




Lancer in LL when?
When next race?
So u can make up
i'ma go grind
in few minutes
I guess I gotta start grinding more 
Yeah but its like pretty easy tho, the wave is super hard yeah but rest is free
With whoever was there when we played
I mean it would be a free easy demon if it wasnt for the wave
As redemption
I see lancer all the time in LL
Yeah just dont go outside. Eat only 1 time a day. I didn't even bath
Planned attack
Btw how many races did you do every day ?
120 Min
just say 2 hours gang
That's ez
I do 5 mill a day average
More than that
Nah i prefer 7200 seconds

they aint even let bro reach the ramp 😭
And unholy amount of ads
Per day?
Yeah I'll try to 



Can Jesko beat Og nevera in Auckland?
@stuck atlas Dont have light engine 😭
How
Yeah i swear i'm traumatized from those crazy amoumt of ads 
I got 6 BP in 12 HOURS
Alright
I gave up stage 1
What's your tune rn ?
my luck sucks 🗣️
LMAO
Did you learn chair tai chi ?
I got the same in 12 minutes
Swear to GodI dont have High S class car so its worth it. I need to reach Gauntlet divison V so i can unlock zevel
Hell no dont remind me of that, fricking insane how every ad is "download my app and become fit"
How does it do in MP2 ?
Hopefully you didint find the perfect ai partner 
insert 3 headed dragon meme here
Mp2 is probably the worst place to test it, itll get matched with stock venoms literally
Yea , that's the only thing I'm getting every time I press the button
What is the the meaning of stage 6 grinding all day and only 2 epic 
Is the song I'm listening to visible technically when I use SoundCloud?
no

???
K
LMFAO
I'm listening to questionable music that's why

4099 that's a funny number
See 2% this peoples think i'm robot
What stage are you in now ?
define questionable

🤣 Ez win
No
Vanda
this is the dumbest attack scheme i've ever played
Wait this car ain't good for this track 
Lol
How this dude thought this was a good idea we shall never know
thankge
🌹
speedtail isnt a good choice but ig ur sandbagging so
double roundabout
Holo tuff
Imagine usin Vanda
only rewards saar
Nope, decals
Dont need to imagine, i am already doing that
soupbruh vs fridge
decals are a reward 
Nuh uh
Ig ya lost ur skill then 🫠
No i didnt?
Gotta use a crutch car.
ignore bmw z4 gt3
Dude i am already using stock devel in mp2 dont wanna torture myself more
☠️
brrt vs ev reverse sound 
Stock??
70ltp7 unevo hommag race
Yes
3pi=9.425 extra seconds of my lifetime for not opening up the calculator

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lobby code
Yeah same thing here , the only cars I have are the starter S class cars and the venom , Pur sport , One:1 etc in 1* or above
room inv
That's not just torture 😭 that's the 9th layer of hell

stock veyron > all mp2
wannabe z4 vs microwave
heartbreak
broski
mango

just ate one
Teorema EVO.
fridge*
no one wanna join
Lol
andrew late
I wanna
what is my asphalt palylist bro
Thats the best candidate for the next evo S class car
Ive been saying that
too late
overload veyron would be fun 
Will it work ?
sonion ring
I'm tired tho
worked
yo why agnes tachyon kinda tuff
Cmere
Should have used Evo Hommage
sonbrebro

@left night
larp or not 

I was mid race bro
im gonna be overdoing this 
Chat
yes saar
Yh?
I replaced my nickname «Tall Mommy» with «MA | Arachnid»😔
Jonathan is cute.
NOOO
eb11
eb 
Yeah i saw that
Imagine not using ™

U guys did t pay for trademark so tm not real
I couldn't do it since I was on keyboard of laptop.
🍔
laptip

You can't paste the copied text into game. Damnit.
Fun fact now its impossible to put ™ in the name, its disabled now along with a lot more characters
Weh
U guys did t pay for trademark so tm not real™
Pookie, u gotta find a way bro
Snuff said yestaday.
Actually you can
For obvious reasons
But it blocks most characters now
Imagine using 2 appeals in one sentence🥀
trademark

Guess they got tired of the bazillion people with ™s in their names
?
«Pookie» and «bro».
dookie bookie cutie patootie pie
Pookie
Bro.
who tf uses ccxr for leap
Who is this 
Yeah bro, imagine using pookie and bro in the same sentence dude, thats like so stupid man, people are crazy like son what are you doing son thats now how English works bud
The gap 
They just forget that Koenigsegg isn't the same in game as irl.
Pookie
I kinda wanna say they a hacker but then there might be BWO trick there I don’t remember
asuna ultra
Chill, bro, chill.
In that case they need Jkab
No, they need anti-skill-issue.
Fr
How dare you
Ccxr not beating ta there
i bet a bit too much gng
100% a bwo trick, bro is a gl60 player, no way he just hacked
How ???
It's not surprising if it is
Def BWO cut
i threatened the drive syndicate
why is this guy here
:
ok well-behaved.
You’d be surprised
upcoming starway
?
golden week.

should i get
If the guy was like GL11 or something then hed probably be hacking
My time with the spotlight has ended now
yes 
Lmaoooo
Called they want 💵
Stock
Gib me 12 5* S class cards to fill my Speedtail.
Don't have sadly
fill your speedtail?
I maxed out my Carrera GT in this event , and got to champion 3 with it 😭
ayo what

To fill me gap in 12 missing BPs.
Both ways nice
Ayo 😭
Mine's stuck at 5*.

my speedtail is 6*
mayo to 🍔 .
Look at this whale
4* 53/54
They’re a cheater I just checked and there’s no BWO on this track
Hell yeah
WHAT no, chat, stop being weird. Y'k what I meant.
Nuh uh
Atleast not one known to the public
Show us garage then 
Yeah we know 😳
7 star 17/25
we arent 

uh uh
at least us 
Shows tartar and I'm happy
I upped with abuse only Onyx in time, sadly😔. Didn't catch the Starway fix.
someone here definitely knows what they are 
?
😭
what are you 
Well it’s not a BWO trick atleast to my knowledge there is none on this track so they are likely cheating
Btw how can I get EIP for it ?
Cedrek
saar i do not have tartarus
👽
you
No whalien
ls
yes fill him with love
Why those guys are so obsessed with me. I'm a dude.
I only fill ara


even better saar
I'm exclusively using the Onyx and Carrera GT for plat 1 and champ 3

Roadblocks
obsession isn't only with girls bradar
mnc

ya
me? have absolut? nuh uh
yessir
hop on roblox
No mo vanda
🪞
actually i wanna play nds rn
Cuz u my pookie
🐳
ok
fr?
At which garage lvl ?

hop on mbappe dictator obby
Whom did he say that to?
im gonna play nds
what 😭 😭
AV=Aways Vanda.
Credits liaba
himself
Imagine losing to Vanda in big ‘26
buy 2 ip
Yeah I'm cooked
I couldn't understand AVJ in drift. It's light as hell in direct handling but heavy in drift
turi ip ip ip
DragonForce 935 good btw
I only fill ara
vanda if it didn't know what it's stats were
How much does it cost tho ?
🥀
Who said you're the rider?
Wdym
dunno I'm not lv53

Same 
are you K.O?
mods

Chat is wildin
whar
Whar
chat is going crazy 😭
Whar
all your fault 

Bro wanna join?
guys whats better for gauntlet, 935 or invencible
Real. My friends are more sane than this


what did i do 😭
nothing I'm lying 
I love to hear this chat
Noo
Oil up
beautifyl
🥀
hello basu
Smart 
I might graduate before getting to lvl 53 😆
A bless to m'y ears
Dm me then
olive or sunflower
0x0=1.
im screenshotting this
motor oil 
@bleak dove have ever heard of fruit of evolution

Ok
I won't send ya anything personal, bruh.
its bad dont bother, just refer to list i sent
Tokens 🥲
Ok time to watch
Is the golden week supposed to be SF90XX
ig bro
Okay
Blue
So it wasn’t bugged lol
@jovial path my healthbar so low
Bro, the?

cleanse (corrupt) your soul in ma
💀
bro what
Ali
accha dog
halo coco
His xp is low 
Nou
Yo?
Blue Monday
Green Tuesday
halo coco 
The map so cool that I had to screenshot
alright that was NOT the wind
Learn more hindi... Saying aacha in everything won't work @bleak dove
I’m only good because I have you supporting me
aacha
aacha
Hi
hey Coco.
hi coco
🌹
@left night @vital lance hi
Max when
Ah that's good to hear 
Coco hi

im first in grand prix for now W/L
broskis
Watching FoE now

Better than this
Dinnerbone
coco...no
Why
Next DS car:

breh
the big t
ai slop
whatever you will end up regretting
Bc
heheh
i kinda want lasagna
Anyone reacts this?
@fossil dirge gat this man
i cant :<
Give me too
good job man
tounge younge sahul
I don't have emotions
learn
nice photos, i especially like the 3rd one
no ingredients at all for it bro
tuff ayanokoji
tong tong sahour
whats ur rank in gp for now???
I forgot to play 
False statement
bung bung bahur
Bruh
tal
lol
Smae
totally your fault 
6ni- *gets banned Reason: saying the n word
*
then say bohot acha
mods ban him again
steal his balls 

.
The 
what did i do im first
my xp is still like. this
3 rounds already
nothing 
Bro what
Which one
AYYO chat chill
valhalla
Btw something happened at the hospital today
👍
both.
@bleak dove never knew you are into gorillas
Gimme
🍴
Propaganda
gimme
My Italian heritage just turned on
chat gets freaky at night time
Guess what ?
btw i dropped after 3 episodes
Give me the pasta
I already sold my soul to that place (I did 3.6k reps).
That's not me yk, it's faker
so not like i watched all but it sucks
9e1flm
Ara is back
join
This lowk looks good
well-behaved.
real 
ひどいな
Oh no. I'm back to where I left.
?
english cuh
yes i like noodles
english damn it
It’s 9:49am here 
11:24

Bro is same old as Satoru and still acts like a teenager.
1:49pm
あなたには心がないのですか?
Fr guys chill
11:20 pm saar
10:50PM.
saar go to bed
Are you in USA?
25 pm
ur clock 4 mins behind cuh
same saar

🇨🇦
Sf90 things
Greetings neighbor 
no urs is 4 mins fast\
人の心とかないんか😢 💔
Indomie 👌
im flash
From over the mountains
Why chat so freaky rn?


Hi guys I'm new
Sometimes I abuse Lykan in MP2 and realize after all races that I abused myself instead.
You and Snuffo fly over here to AK when 
Hi, new.
So like what do you guys do here
Hiya
Welcome to Asphalt community
WHERE
Jk
Oh
the asphalt community loves food
So do you guys launch like any tournaments or something like that
Bro's already traumatized bcuz of freaky chat, like guys chill

Yes 
It's ok I'm a little freaky too

Reason: Bad word usage
is that a boat
brada
💀
And seeing this
It floats pretty well
So you guys host tournaments?
no explanation saving that 💔

#fwakuevosf90

No big text
What community doesn’t?

Not in a disrespectful way
Yh
“You shall die”
-Vergil probably
Intresting...
ok saar
banned
Bro
gone
Ur a mod
Reason: I said no big text (it's a rule)

It's 2026

can i use g word here
alright see you later chat
leave and don't come back pls
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