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iris because mcdonalds
me because mconalds
we are not the same
you go to mcdonalds
I go to mconalds
we are not the same
ok i better stop
"oh can i have a burger"
"it's 1.99"
"here's 2 dollars"
"here's the change"
proceeds to give the customer a dollar
I got slimed out
Nah my fault
ai
always round up to the nearest dollar
my friend actually put mconalds on his presentation title
Was the cashier like 2 y/o?
2$ ❌️
1.99$ ✅️
pov u use italicize
pov u are walnut
"I don't have one cent.. oh wait, this one has number 1 in it so must be 1 cent"
Pov you use "pov" wrong
pov we are not the same
1pp%
spoiler alert it's the guy who types 1pp%
pov:you don't know what "pov" means 
pov you don't know what pov means
pov you don't know what "pov you don't know what pov means" means
pov pov you don't know what "pov" means
1ppov%
what the hell is this brain damage chat
no chemical change?
was about to say the same

Idk bro i just mistyped

include cranium damage
Not my mistake the chat is full of pov mconalds kids
@glass mauve
yo where is vray
include emotional damage

👋
vro
vro
pro
this again
cro
@runic matrix is tasty

ok no i no no wanna get warn
whar
keep doing this and I will hammer all of you
FAAAHHHH moment


Lol it sounds like you've been affected before
i believe this chat is not asphalt related
Already
1 warn left am i rite

Yes then 3 day ban
The 3rd warn doesnt make any sense i didnt know that number could warn you
sup chat
Hi Fanta
I Only Have 7 Warnings And 5 Of Them Say That I Send Too Many Caps Even Though I Clearly Have Not Been Doing That
hello jason
I haven't eaten @runic matrix since a couple months
youtube title typing experience
that doesn't count
youtube title ahh amount of caps
Hi fantom!
like warning in here
nah i'm good
I have a warn for rule breaking bait

FAAAAHHHH moment x2
breaking bad
what's fah innit 
Pontiac aztek mentioned
we need pontiacs in asphalt
I also have a warn for ponging random people
man you broke my 13 in 1 shampoo 
^^

Wht
fanta
Dendrobium
What are those 13 things

H2S when you see brain damage
Whar
Shampoo,Deodorant,Toothbrush,Motor oil,Gatorade,uh i forgor
leguge
Reason: troll
Fantom hows ur day
they are 👽
pov ur spamming the unmute button
fantom used H2S on the man
Poor iris
poor irs
i come back from eating and iris muted 
I mean she is probably rich
no shred of empathy for that troll
is female? 
jkab aaah TA aah
mute is too light
Lot of people come to this server
Idk iris sounds female
is male saar
it 
Some are normal
that fart composition what are you talking about
Some are just trolling
her name's iris? that sounds pretty female to me

Hate this game
some are abnormal then 
Helo qwerty
Tf bro iris is platinum and has been in the server for about a week
Are people actually no-lifing this server?
does their role get reset if they get banned?
he's been in here for wayyy longer
the same company that made the H2S also made the battista
He/she lived for this server
im gold and ive been here for 4 years now
their join date does i think
man

What happened to car suggestions?

i guess no one is in charge for now
intersting
7* suggestion ig 
leguge
Nuked
Ys
mitsuika
Leguge

question: what are u guys doing in the DC when you should be grinding the SH

i don't grind sh
bold to assume i grind for sh
i gave up

Uh but my ta is already gold
has anyone asked asphalt about the type of cars that they want to be added?
Nissan altima

Yeah what are you doing here
Bouncing toyota yaris
really good point, imma leave
discovery 2 v8
7 star?! What is going on, the last one I suggested a Racing Technology Norfolk Le Mans car for the Asphalt Legends car suggestion that was used in Asphalt 6.....

Why the Formula e is not in mp1!!!!!!
which formula e
Idk dude 🧍♂️ im not even following the #🚗・car-suggestions
same most of them are deranged anyway
What i know is peepole sugest a 7*
damn give me a break 😭
8* s class car
Helooh negbor
I mean this is a thing
Bro is popular
next ds car
wen
i think a discovery 2 v8 would be cool
i think its about time to add cars that don't decelerate in rough terrains
The formula e gen 2 or 3
nah i broke your break 
one of the only perks missing in this game now
yeah
👋

rally cars will be perfect for that
eem 
man they would need good suspension irl

owah
wtf
that was NOT the wind

mustve been the wind

i didn't see anything
Tell... This gran prix is unfair
ah crap arc de vanda with devel
7*…
let me add the count
its joeover
what
Eem 👋 
it's teiover
it would stay 29 i accept ppl i know 
they should add some rally cars
damn
man lancer is a rally car tho
Lynx

Heha 
tho i think max is class D for them
but msg count increase
mitsubishi lancer evolution
actually

like the ford focus and the yaris
Ford forgus
they wouldn't come close i guess
huracan sterrato is rally or no??


Its a rally car
just an offroad version
if im not wrong
Oh
Ah, ok
Sory
Citroën DS3 WRC when 
its just cosmetic it cant rlly rally like the rally cars
Audi Quatro when ?
mark mccan jump it and the car got damage
Porsche dakar would be great
massive question WHEN is audi

When Aphalt 11 comes out 
Tesla when
Time to spam Vanda
is this the man that destroyed his svj's exhuast
never
go back to asphalt 8
his svj sound so muddy
pretty sure
imagine not beig legend till now
man im stuck in cahpter 2 in a8 
isn't this the man who burnt his ferrari down?
imola lowkey worth the credits now yeah? my next best car until there would be the 570s/er9 both of which are pretty buns in comparison
i can't progress until i 🐳
whole different continent 😭
folk
max er9 is viable
srry, forgot abt it 
have seen many using it
what should i paint this car 
wide wheelbase, one mistake and it will not forgive 
honestly keep that color
look nice
who has 6* imola and not upgrade it
white 🥀
solution for this is not to make any mistakes

honestly any color combination i could think wouldn't fit this car
idk man there were so many good s class cars between now and july bos
maybe black
looks like american cop
still i would have upgraded
I remember accidentally hitting a corner while drifting and it kaboomed 
out of pure glaze
Rip Wolverhampton
Only OG Asphalt Players may know this team
like mid 80 or what
looks cleaner 
fair enough lol
glaze reasons
i only have like 4
idk
no 5 it hink
8 with eip wcs
is it worth it tho idk
wat how
steam does NOT have ads 💔
saar i meant isnt steam is the only way to play it on linux
use ur phone
phone broke
bluestacks
bluestacks but its red
you got a point
fridge not smart 💔 🥀

This game in A9 era had a collaboration with Wolverhampton.
maybe teach the fridge some math
the one that gave decal?
oh my god gameloft logic should have tried with spanish big clubs
that time
actually use waydroid its better @jovial path
when Spain ruled football in that golden era
huracan?
YES
whale react this man
8 whales
And the lambo is five star
C'mon
9 whales
🫵 🐳

h
700 x 500

there goes all of my 10m credits
3500

slide 
The small change of making the highest end cars of each class useful in mp1 makes it so much better, balancing in lower tiers is still cooked tho
Also doesnt help that the rewards are actual slop
already

aight imma save credits
thats so fast 
bro already played for 6h
i just left my laptop run afk for like 3 hours earlier

leave your laptop open for 24 hours 
take a break brother
What if you’re not prepared for upcoming Spotlight? ._.
tutorial pls
mayhem 
911 Gt3 :-:
Thats a good car
Ill take 6* vanda this time
I hope i can at least gold 3 of the stat
gagged a 1:00 pudong run 🥀
imma try to max noble

currently 3*
Alien gameplay
Hi 👋
make the whale into a green alien
hi
hry 
Ur name is a lie I'm more of a noob than u
🫠
Hi eem ✌️
rip 1:00
What star
rip
max
Okay nvm
I'm what my name is fr
Nah 😭 I more noob than u I promise that
I cant do that since mine only 3*
I am lagging
Hru?

Rip
No hand emoji
im fine how are you
how come
Good might head to bed soon it's 11:30pm
👋
go to sleep 
Alo yale
Now real lynx is here
🫵 ❓



👍
☝
michi party
helao skinwalker
Now racing master have revuelto

Nvm ima delete it since the initial d is over
That’s everyone…

Gib the dancing one
pear drill


YES
🫵 ❓
YSYASYSS
Hi
ok


Nah I've seen ur MP stuff u not a noob
👋
🤣

🖐️
🖐️

un-teioed
Don't lie Reborn
Hi teto
Peak cinema 
Hello panda

back from grinding SH
🖐️
🖐️
yeah its like that on xbox too, but not ios for some reason
Its scary now
Yes
floaty took so long to fix i forgot how to double nitro on pudong
DUDE SAME
Triple nitro then
Not controoer blo
wait whats that
double tap or orange nitro what is double nitro
whats double nitro 💀

double nitro bottle at the start to get shockwave
Here
1.) hell vale
2.) Roman byroads
3.) the tunnel
4.) LA boca
5.) out of the center 🫠
oh
make out of the center the 918 ae
looks like a div iii 
oh i thought u were talking about floaties
bruh i got sent to div 4 cuz of AE rank increase
i'm hoping support is feeling sympathetic
I accidentally put eip on carrera to get div 4
Useless when it's 1* not even fully upgraded
FAAAHHH moment x3
I got no points from r1 cuz i forgor 💀

Lie in question 
so what
what teir
Oof
Nah ur MP stuff says u an 👽
depends on what you mean by top speed cars
better than the svj dude
👋
I just accept my fate 🤣 it's Div 3
i would murder that time with my D3 lineup
low cortisol 
And if ya find me do it 🤣
i miss div 3 already
div 4cuz of AE buff
i take down sandbaggers and call it a day

Still probably better than anything I'd be able to do 🤣
stage 5 isn't out for SH yet???
in 4 hours
i mean u can tell from previous events
Skill issue 
4th is Aline
i would be 2nd in that race with 2* OC
if you count my best practice time that is 😭😭
Whos that
nah 1:19 flat is doable with 2* easily by the aliens
Finally i my ebo nsx is done
Yeah 
Huh
Gng what you talm bout
i got 1:18.7 with 2* OC in practice, and i'm not alien
That SV race only happened once you know 🥀
I’m talm bout the mid 19 with 1* oc
I didn’t say you were 
Darkhyper got low 1:19 with 1* no oc so....
Yeah
hyperina
Extreme alien will finish within 30 secs
banned
maybe he means round 2
who
🫠🫠
Em
why do i see fantom reacting
the message above 
I got nub garage
Because I reacted 
Fantom chills and reacts to small things
how do i stop gagging pudong double nitro bottle
Alright guys im gonna head to classes
R1 
i just go a tiny bit to the blue bottle and pray to god that it works and it usually does
Bye ✌️
huh 💀
Hopefully the SE gives some tokens, not like the current 296 gtb
?
not this again
Wait is rantom with kokomi pp different with the ghost one
That's pretty good
no one challenges me🥀 🥀 🥀
:0
It's nub garage 🫠
Imagine playing gauntlet
Alt??
Ur to op
Nu
Main?
Ye
bro probably gl 31 in div 3
Useless team
div 5
Ik that feeling lol
Ok, still, it's good. Don't worry abt it
It's just a game
The worst part is that the other jesko and chiron came 5th and 6th 😭
@strong glacier Are you bantom?
Should've been easy win
you know it's bad when a 1:1 gets 2nd place
No he is phantom
Just Bcuz they have good cars doesn't mean they know how to drive em 🤣🤣
and Ive 3*devel with 49/60 bps
People take advantage of x20 in events, because I think that in the next season we will no longer have x20
Something like Icona, Lykan, SV, normal LaF etc…
Oh we will, don't worry
Just that new players will now get more credits
ye those aren't the best for that track cuz fast cars need good drift on that track
And non ad players are screwed
Yep
Is this bad

ye i was surprised at the rank my time got, probably cuz nobody is doing it. Also depends on star (what my time WOULD get)
And guess what Kuriya said to me 🔨
So non ad players can still get 44 fuel on their venom, but now they cannot use x20 more than 8 times
how is this guy in div iii 
Very balanced, right?
Me 2* no oc
Hbu
same 😭 under 3800 rank to 3880 rank
humble evo sf90 and evo zr1 in div 4:
Man, I am so sad 
Heck with UP non ad players can get fricking 140 fuel or smth like that on a 6* S class
Yaaay
div 3 to div 4
Whats ur time
I don’t even know why they said people barely using credits multiply while left fuel refill untouched
1:10.9 or 1:11.1 best practice
was imperium made what it was because tartarus was a failure?
I used the former way more (even if unintentional)
Yea some sh
I think they don’t do it that way if you asked me
Like players on switch/steam/eg just need one good high S class car, then they can just spam it however they want
Very alienlike
And if they have the leave bug, thats just too broken
i assume thats without any form of passes
they thought tartarus woild be good bc good accel, but the handling sucked
Leave bug?
only gonna happen in practice mode, i just can't set times in actual event
Like imagine I switch to steam. I already have the leave bug, and then with infinite fuel ill eventually reach LL just by spamming one car
Why no try

Some accounts dont lose points on leaving mp race
I thought that the balance would be to give us more credits, GL is hungry and wants us to spend money, because I think that Asphalt is the only franchise that does leave them good money or the little they can earn
Reason: Bad word usage
Ill be back in a few hours
Imp would be just as bad if not for drift accel
i always mess up the force barrel at the end when everything else goes right in the actual run.
Oh i see
I didnt know that it was a bug until I realised you dont not lose points normally
I usually always just left races, now I try not doing that since its so unfair
I dont take the risk btw
I have a similar thought for MP1, They definitely removed Ghost Slipstream because they wanted players to be a lot more reliance for Meta & Evo Cars -.-
So i do a bit normal run
i did that to get 6th in MP2, then i stopped doing it as well
Whats better about absolut than it? Is it also accel?
Raw accel is good yeah

But air accel is garbage
drift is better and more consistent
Yea i miss sleepstream
It matters a ton on tart but for imp you just drift all day
Test
not a big problem, the accel just makes it better on pretty much every map, and is easier to drive as well
i obviously don't have the car, but when it was on free try, it was an absolute beast in mp2
How many tokkens should I save for the bos and when it gonna arrive? I have 30k right now
Me saw peepole using imperum but use blue nitro the whole track

I recognize their true intentions, I just can’t prove it
fastest mp2 free try
Uh yeah?
yeah save up for a different event, u need at least 60k for it to be worht it
This is a crime against humanity
Very Vanda habit 
NOOO MY 57

seeing the vandas in LL always weirds me out
wait does scribbles have imperium i never see him using it
Also peepile still using niteo with blue nitro the whole track in mp2
60k is a lot already bruh ppl saying 40k good
I forgot
Yes brother, they are hungry for money, they are like Mr. Krabs you just want money
well ur goal should be to max out the cars in a multipack, that takes around 60k
saar 🙏
enugulish
60k is amount starts from no blueprint in all featured car
Greetings saar

And thats only 1 pack
Ofc if you have some blueprint already the cost go down
But 60 is just something to aim for
enugulish
engugugagalish 
front run
eemglish 
Today should be 919 street SE
are u still mobile player if you use controller 
I think so
playing on mobile so yes 
excited to gold 499p (missing one epic)
I'll put it more like this. Is the acc new yes am I no.
Dam ur at 3401
I went up to 3408 at one point but I fell down to 3371
then that one gemera race brought me back to 3401
You might have played this game earlier, iirc
On a good race I can hold my own 🤣
Mine already gotten all just need enough credits to gold 🙃
gemera in MP why
Yesh
why not
its... not a good car for those tracks
Lost old acc had to restart 🫠
Damn looks like they didn't update the credit exchages yet
I'm chill with it tho
it’s obviously not good but it frontruns
Hopefully the condition to get key is not bs
Why 919 is street but 917 is living legend
might be able to block or kd when at front (actually works)
But peace ✌️ I'm off to bwd
Well, time to buy the 100-token option! 2 times cuz I need it
i have no car in LL so I gotta use everything I have
street was designed to be road legal ig
i hear low lvl venom has been working pretty well
Iir 919 is a leman car but its a road version
mine is 1*
it doesn’t work
yeah 1* too low
aline
If living legend exists then so is living champion

living platinum where
living gold
Eventually
everything is gold
so 919 is a whole new car while the 917 is a legendary lemans car i believe
Ah
and 917 living legend is modernized 917
dead rookie when 
ced
the new one is a concept, the original was an old LMH car

(917 living legend btw)
Yes its from 917k

LL rank is living legend lol
You could definetly get to LL with LL
living legend league

would be cool if they added the og one ngl
c class 
That would be an A class or S class with a low accel ig
xjr of class B 
Man
I really def love the back of this fast beast
make it go 395
55 accel
95 nitro 
Me when the
We hav mclaren film
STOCK
each upgrade increases nitro by .01 
"car hitbox fails to collect nitro bottles"
peak
film 
bootless 🥀
go away
oh hail nah
Gosh, I have too much epics...
ok what's going on in chat
My car is ONLY 3*!
may i know what the damn difference is
83 bp left
ohh alr
you'll get there soon lil buddy
whar
Takes a bit
how did it crash 
they all dark

No ramps
but then also i need credits
Just shockwav
saar that is similarity i am asking for difference 
why is it so hard to incldue the w12 in elite b instead of the ford? it's literally so easy, the top 5 b class cars
well too bad it's ares panther now
the only different is "None"
well yeah once the car comes out
Why imagine if its rel
wait it's homo? Dang
💀
imagine jkab not in s elite
i am a very quick man to spend tokens
chimera god car
alr I GTG to school cya

Now lets do f5 1* at mp1
i never save
Why is nothing working after update??? #🔥・hot-topics
u da real god car 
poor savings
918 ae enters
@dense dune 
hello for nevera r
credit to token ratio
@tender trench 
tartar sauce is good.. none of us have it tho
hello for tutu striker
huh i wonder what comes after that
hello for boost
baradar
gameloft pls donate 25 mil to me
🥀
i'm currently 65k : 28m
please make a logo for my company lsphalt aagends
i do


What are the old max stats of the Porsche 918 AE again?
brand name slogan here
accel 76
I want TS

time to leave unfortunately
@dense dune 
I feel like the 3 star of my 918 AE matched the TS of the old max 918 AE
Lol
vary tuff intro
mid
i am the only one who missed the stars and stripes reignited, speed festival, 2025 easter eggstravaganza and 20th anniv spotlights
💔
you're not alone
i missed allat but not 20th anniv 
i'm not here
I think 918 ae is quite overranked after buff
Random kid
bro i took a break right after a9 turned into alu
that's what i'm trying to say... i'm in div 4 now. i wish they would nerf the rank
yes yes
fantastic
They will not
Pandastic
Asphalt soon?
Just shoong
can u buy me LP please?
Grind vro
kokakolastic
It's really impossible to grind credits bc of these ad issues for me

u care more about ur wife or the gaming community?
A9c then 1 year and then it will come to AL
lol
The next Ultimate Pass will feature Zenvo Aurora Tur and Zonda R key
this is the one game where ive seen multiple married men have fun
and that makes me happy
If you already have the Zonda, it will be exchanged with 150K 
Good luck surviving vro
can u buy me ulp before u die 
That's more worth than the key 
Let's see wat all the hype is about
i think they meant 1500
You actually have it 🥀
ur like gl 2
i need it way more cro
theres interesting things in racing master aside from cars
lol
uhh
questionable outfits
The only car game that can kill al
Wait thats a global ver
Not thr asia server
Only thing im interested is the open world thingy
Its not that open world
Its grind 2 for phones
SEA
Then you wont find out since alot of is cant play the game
Its no longer great game since the initial d collab is over

Its region locked rn
😛
What is initial d ?
I download it on web
It is more like a forza horizon but with better costumization, great sound, really good graphics, actually a good handling model(you can play grip or drift or both) etc
You are not forced to spend money only if you want to.. unless like asphalt, 1000$ for a ds slop

its mobile only but theresd a version on the website where u can download an emulator for it
If u live mear SEA the it's not
Dude 😭?????
bro
Sea ?
sonion
I live like close to the see
South east asia
Yeah no
south eats asia??
Fr
8may is the release
U mean north america?
Some anime ?
I also play it on PC mainly…
No i am a algerian
Yes
Ic
Ah cool
3/16
I dont watch anime so i dont really know
I only watch initial d live action so no
I think its the most popular car anime
Its a racing movie

Didn't the just say its a animé ?
Wdym
But they usually race in mountain track
Yeah but they created the live action
Someone tell me how is this makes sense.
You get 3 opponents in Mp1 and you win you get 1 point you lose you get -10 
@robust pendant @empty shard
My phone started tweaking at this run 
Ah yeah! I only take the credits + token one, its like a daily reward
Ye.. i farm for cards
bro theyr efree 
Cool and sorry if a offended some of y all since i dont know anime
The only anime i watched was dragon ball and z and super
Hows the survival
They will put them in D class with mid stats.. no thanks

Thats w
There is already lego
Its fine


The one that still blocked me on discord-.-




