🏎・general

[junior raven]

Now it’s rank abuse slop like asphalt 8

[minor raft]

sir

🥀

[astral gate]

kill 8 billion people

eat whats inside

[restive tusk]

cerealified has been banned for 252 weeks

Reason: threats

Banned until · Jan 10, 2031, 2:50 PM

[pure plaza]

threats after coming back aft 5 years

[keen zephyr]

5 years of returning just to ragebait

[junior raven]

That was quick

Bro unleashed 5 years of anger

[minor raft]

just the usual speedrun

[light kelp]

Actually tho no accel in air for devel still in unfinished version

So i think they didnt do much for the car

[junior raven]

Now it’ll be 10 years since playing

[cloud goblet]

no air accel is intended

[light kelp]

The insane drift still in official release

[steady terrace]

A9 started the revival after ALU expansion

[cloud goblet]

would it top imperium?

it had 86 accel 556 drift

and strong nitro

[sharp raven]

of course lol

[junior raven]

Yeah

[cloud goblet]

peak

[minor raft]

certainly

[light kelp]

With air accel also

[junior raven]

It has way better drift and little worse accel

[light kelp]

I wonder whats stopping them with air accel for devel

[junior raven]

The trade off from the drift itself is way too much

[sharp raven]

profit

[junior raven]

The future

[sharp raven]

theres no gain

[light kelp]

And imperium too

[junior raven]

What could you provide for money that beats devel that has air speed

[trim cargo]

[cloud goblet]

more nitro

can we get nitro cars

[sharp raven]

nitro is a skill thing

[junior raven]

I want nitro cars

[light kelp]

U dont need nitro when u are at constant 550+

[sharp raven]

it wouldnt affect performance a lot

[junior raven]

But I think they’re allergic to adding more than 40

[light kelp]

Devel is almost breaking the game

[cloud goblet]

helps in dumb maps

[midnight raptor]

That's why venom is better

[junior raven]

Thats free though

[cloud goblet]

not every map is pudong where nitro is useless after 1st ramp

jesko still relevant cuz of its nitro

[heady shuttle]

Yeah i love the nitro on that

[junior raven]

And then everything after that has less than 50

Except tutu

[unique pewter]

what's with gameloft refusing to give high end S cars more nitro

[junior raven]

I find high speed high nitro fun

[unique pewter]

that would unironically have more variety than the floatyslop 0 nitro stuff we're getting nowadays

[sharp raven]

its relevant because its fun to drive

most new cars suck to use

[cloud goblet]

yeah

chimera is alright but like

[sharp raven]

like haha imperium fast but who actually enjoys driving it

[cloud goblet]

everything else pretty much cancer

[light kelp]

Imagine the car dominating mp1 is a high accel with accel drift slop

No cool stuff like chad f5

[junior raven]

Soon

[light kelp]

😭

[junior raven]

It’s coming at some point

[brave minnow]

Yes.Also my problem

[junior raven]

It’s a matter of when

[sharp raven]

give f5 revo good nitro

make it fun

[junior raven]

And which AI generated car it is

[junior raven]

-80 kmh

[minor raft]

nerfed to oblivion

[light kelp]

F5 revo in c9 is insane

[sharp raven]

exactly

[light kelp]

Not as good but promising

[rose acorn]

Why is 5G so fast??? Wasn’t even like 30 seconds

[cloud goblet]

that's exactly why it's not coming to us

[junior raven]

Im telling you F5 revo will make mazzanti look good

[cloud goblet]

AL is allergic to insane

[junior raven]

Because it’s faster than 4G

[deep frigate]

Mazzanti? Where? Can't see it

[minor raft]

theyre allergic to way too many things

[light kelp]

They did it with old devel

[sharp raven]

silver lightning moment

[junior raven]

Well not here duh

[light kelp]

Who knows when they will release a damn breaking car again

[cloud goblet]

devel lore is too long

[abstract forge]

They immediately backpedaled hard after old devel

[junior raven]

I meant stats wise since it’ll probably be nerfed into a whole different car

[cloud goblet]

if anything they ran out of time to fix it and released it busted

[brave minnow]

Backward nitro

[cloud goblet]

at least that's what they tell

[tawdry oracle]

[unique pewter]

oh right the fact that they copied Silver Lightning's PN judge from C9

but then to just nuke every stat of it

just makes timing for PN painful

[light kelp]

That is interesting concept actually

[cloud goblet]

why don't EVO have something like that already?

[light kelp]

C9 devs actually brainstorming stuff

[cloud goblet]

Shelby wouldve been stupid if they gave it a PN that gives it +80 kmh

[junior raven]

A lot of the higher ends are quite interesting ye

Have more unique attributes

[bleak osprey]

that's one long oc for TA

[minor raft]

r class funny

[bleak osprey]

[sharp raven]

i expected this after the hommage air speed

but so far boring stuff

[junior raven]

Like going faster in shockwave or insane PN boost

[tawdry oracle]

damn true

[light kelp]

Having a seperate class actually really good

[minor raft]

is tartar the same in c9

[light kelp]

U can make all insane stuff there

[junior raven]

Pretty much

[loud flint]

[tawdry oracle]

heading to the end tho

[light kelp]

Devel with old drift in c9 btw

[tawdry oracle]

i'll miss this

[light kelp]

[junior raven]

I don’t think it has air accel penalty but besides that it’s the same

[light kelp]

And people making insane times with it there

[sharp raven]

noooo my cc850 oc :(

[minor raft]

oh right they had a chiron ss 300+ that actually goes 300+

[sharp raven]

imagine

[junior raven]

Yeah

But it’s in R class

[cloud goblet]

i think what happens is C9 doesn't care about licenses

[junior raven]

Only problem

[cloud goblet]

or idk

brands still have a say

[loud flint]

C9 does what AL refuses

[cloud goblet]

maybe c9 just ignores what they say

[junior raven]

Their contracts are hella different Thats for sure

[tawdry oracle]

oh eip wc bundle is here again

[sharp raven]

but like 300+ straight up goes that fast

[tawdry oracle]

for whales stuff

[loud flint]

C9 makes great cars, AL makes some good cars

[minor raft]

wait so

[sharp raven]

ours is somehow turned into an immobile snail

[junior raven]

x3?

[tawdry oracle]

ye

[junior raven]

For what seems to be $20

[tawdry oracle]

that we used to

exactly

[cloud goblet]

ours follow the official speed

[minor raft]

if a new car arrives to al before c9 does they have the same stats right

[cloud goblet]

or

maybe they wanted bolide the best idk

[junior raven]

If it’s AL first then yeah

The change is less significant than the other way around

[unique pewter]

not all the times

[minor raft]

and al never copies c9 stats

[light kelp]

Imperium is good example

[sharp raven]

but like

[minor raft]

or

[light kelp]

C9 mid AL king

[junior raven]

Imperium went from dead in the ground to kind of the game

[light kelp]

[sharp raven]

ours doesnt go 490 stock

[unique pewter]

for example they increased Striker's stats by quite a bit

[cloud goblet]

ye ours gets official speed

[minor raft]

oh right that

[junior raven]

What is C9 Lykan neon stats again

[unique pewter]

but it's still not that great considering that they make it 5600 rank or something

[spiral scaffold]

Devel:

[cloud goblet]

440 km/h is what the car is

[junior raven]

Because I think ours is better

[abstract forge]

electronic limiter

[cloud goblet]

but absolut went with its theortical speed

530 kmh

[unique pewter]

so they basically turned a 5000 rank car performing like 4700, into a 5600 rank car performing like 5000

[junior raven]

😋

[sharp raven]

who tested the top speed of the imperium irl

[cloud goblet]

devel claims that speed as well

[sharp raven]

can i talk to them

[junior raven]

The people in our dreams

[cloud goblet]

despite car can't go more than 100 kmh

[subtle notch]

The car can drive?

[cloud goblet]

sadly

[spiral scaffold]

they need the GPS service from SSC from their first Tutu run

[minor raft]

wait this sucks

huh

[cloud goblet]

@sharp raven

arash got 3 imperiums

[empty shard]

when evo toroidion

[cloud goblet]

whatever that means

[tawdry oracle]

real

[minor raft]

imperium se

[cloud goblet]

that's probably the excuse for the stupid stats

[junior raven]

Imperium E and S

[empty shard]

tartarus is the support

[junior raven]

Wait so is the base version not electric?

[quiet heron]

S class and E class

Add e class

[junior raven]

Or is it E for E class

Idk

[bronze magnet]

isnt that straight up copy and paste

[spiral scaffold]

Wondering if the merch is rendering too

[queen bronze]

Same Same.

[junior raven]

Yeah they look all the same

[cloud goblet]

There will be three versions, each with different power levels. The Imperium E gets one 800PS (600kW) electric motor. The Imperium gets two and the Imperium S gets four

[junior raven]

Ah

[cloud goblet]

so kinda like devel

V8 and V16

[queen bronze]

Bigger

[unique pewter]

so which one did we get

[tawdry oracle]

what was the good time in ghost ships with chiron?

[quiet heron]

19

[junior raven]

We got the phat one

[tawdry oracle]

[cloud goblet]

S one ig

[junior raven]

I think 22 low doable

[quiet heron]

19 doable

[queen bronze]

Anything interesting coming to the game any time soon

[cloud goblet]

porsche spotlight

[junior raven]

Ponch

[tawdry oracle]

22 is easily doable, wondering 21 is doable

[cloud goblet]

yo hold on

i just asked AI

did he get that number from asphalt or what lmao

[spiral scaffold]

Carrera GTS SH soon

[junior raven]

Probably is

[queen bronze]

All Porsches or just one

[junior raven]

535 simulated

[sharp raven]

which one is ours

[junior raven]

Gold goes 535 no?

lol

[cloud goblet]

S one

it says 535 kmh

but im trying to find the source

[queen bronze]

Is imperium even a real car. I thought it's same as devel

[minor raft]

75 plastic renders

[unique pewter]

75 masterpieces in blender

[cloud goblet]

LMFAOOOO called it

[unique pewter]

💀

[minor raft]

real

[queen bronze]

[junior raven]

Cinema

[sharp raven]

the whole car is literally 3d printed

its funny

[tawdry oracle]

nah nvm i'll not sweat gauntlet this time

[junior raven]

Thank you AI, very cool

[queen bronze]

Google hah?

[cloud goblet]

ye whatever

[unique pewter]

(simulation) btw

[junior raven]

I mean you have gold devel now what reason is to sweat now

[cloud goblet]

can't believe we went from bugatti rimac and koenigsegg in DSs to fake slop

[tawdry oracle]

[queen bronze]

Remember that's why two Stick of RAM cost 1000$

[unique pewter]

the realest arash in this game is ginetta g60

[exotic elbow]

Which one is mine

[junior raven]

_ _

[minor raft]

🥀

[junior raven]

Because it doesn’t exist

[spiral scaffold]

nah thats cuz the realistic cat videos

[cloud goblet]

but that's the only way you can justify both c9 & a9 arash

one has the E version and the other S version

[queen bronze]

This should be the next Car they need to add

A real car

[empty shard]

[inland totem]

hi guys name is michael im new

[sharp raven]

s version comes with drift accel

how exciting

[unique pewter]

has raesr even said anything about "raesr aglaia"

[minor raft]

and then receives nevera r syndrome

[queen bronze]

Hi New I'm dad

[bronze magnet]

no, its straight up a CAD file

[queen bronze]

[minor raft]

cant find it at all

[unique pewter]

at least the Vulcano Titanium exist as a render in a random Chinese auto show last October

[cloud goblet]

i think that's just a joint with GL & raesr

[unique pewter]

Aglaia just straight up does not exist

[cloud goblet]

like VGT cars

[minor raft]

wait what

[cloud goblet]

or porsche fake car

[unique pewter]

wait I meant

[minor raft]

oh

[unique pewter]

Vulcano Spyder

[junior raven]

Raesr has “Gen 2”

[inland totem]

nice to meet you

[minor raft]

right

[unique pewter]

Titanium is an actual thing

[junior raven]

But it doesn’t look like Aglaia

[sharp raven]

how did they even expect to create a car with 3200hp and 1150kg

how does that work

[unique pewter]

no the raesr gen 2 is just the tartarus

[junior raven]

Oh yeah

[queen bronze]

TA is a real car right not something Gameloft made up right right..

[junior raven]

Slipped my mind

[empty shard]

@junior raven

[junior raven]

But That’s all there is

No Aglaia

Someone thought of it while hungover and we got the car here

[jovial trellis]

@everyon @asphalt legends @gaming @minecraft @jovial trellis

[hybrid charm]

Oh

[jovial trellis]

#🏎・general #🏎・general

[junior raven]

Like it’s unreal

[cloud goblet]

Rimac? yeah it's real

[junior raven]

This is the kind of car that substitutes in a roblox racing game

[empty shard]

why is bro pinging allat

[junior raven]

Hi

[cloud goblet]

https://www.carscoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Rimac-Nevera-EV-Lap-Record.jpg

[queen bronze]

Ohhh

[wheat dock]

its real but irl i dont think its functionally any different from the regular nevera

[cloud goblet]

all rimacs are real

[junior raven]

And they’re all pretty cool

[queen bronze]

So how many fake or concept cars in the game

[sharp raven]

at least 2

[queen bronze]

Only EV I approve

[bronze magnet]

1 = 1 ahhh statement

[junior raven]

I don’t know if CS is only a concept or ever had an actual build

[wheat dock]

thanks for clarifying vro, i was so sure there was only 1

[junior raven]

Perhaps 3

[jovial trellis]

ixk

idk

[queen bronze]

Ok this kind a too real

[chrome surge]

@queen bronze 👽

[queen bronze]

[minor raft]

okay where is there an icona spyder render on the internet

[cloud goblet]

S class

old pic december

actually older

[chrome surge]

Scam??

[bronze magnet]

is the scam one Devel

[cloud goblet]

summer or something

[chrome surge]

Where

[cloud goblet]

ye

[wheat dock]

i think so

[bronze magnet]

pro

[chrome surge]

Which car

Scam

[queen bronze]

So that means now it's like 10 more

[wheat dock]

i heard that the only one sold to a customer didnt go above 20mph

[wheat dock]

devel

[jovial trellis]

what is scam

is it like

[empty shard]

its NOT that fake

[jovial trellis]

like

[cloud goblet]

devel

[chrome surge]

GET Ou-

[empty shard]

but it just doesnt have the V16

[queen bronze]

You mean the glorified body kit

[jovial trellis]

oh yes

[unique pewter]

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/g7oQzV8ESaxmAU7HDP9mJQ

[minor raft]

oh wtf

[junior raven]

I agree with the uh

[jovial trellis]

isnt devel a prototype

[empty shard]

so asphalt leaked a concept car

[jovial trellis]

too

[junior raven]

Zimbabwean zebra text

[queen bronze]

Scam

[minor raft]

thanks

[jovial trellis]

yeah

[junior raven]

Not really

It’s a promotion of the car

[bronze magnet]

other Corvette rip offs (which is literally wat the car is) are literally faster than that thing

[wheat dock]

surprisingly the realest thing abt the car is the 5000hp v16, too bad theres no transmission that can handle that power

[queen bronze]

Translation plz kind Sir

[empty shard]

they apparently cant "fit" the v16 in the car

[unique pewter]

devel is slower than 2003 hyundai getz

[minor raft]

odd

[junior raven]

Oh yeah transmissions

[jovial trellis]

im not sure if the engineer knew how to count

[junior raven]

Im learning about those in college

[jovial trellis]

or just have any idea with cars

neither entire engineering

[junior raven]

I love epicyclic gear trains 😍

[misty eagle]

Why is icona posting on wechat

[queen bronze]

There isn't Even wheels that can handle that. They practically told us they can put wheels in to a Rocket engine

[junior raven]

Definitely can’t wait to tear them apart

[wheat dock]

how are u gonna design a groundbreaking engine and then decide to fit it in a car u built from the ground up, and then forget to make the engine bay big enough to fit it😭

[bronze magnet]

I like how the gears just named like astronomy

[junior raven]

It is quite simple tbh

Planetary system, yk

[jovial trellis]

noooooo

[junior raven]

Sun gear stays in the centre

And planets revolve around

[jovial trellis]

i cant sendegis

gifs

[queen bronze]

Devel is Corvette with a glorified bodykit

[junior raven]

And holding each gear in place or reversing their rotation direction are their own gears

[empty shard]

they probably forgot how big it is (this is a simulation of the v16)

[queen bronze]

I've seen whole cars smaller than that .

[unique pewter]

15on∧

eco-system design is crazy

[jovial trellis]

thats a literal airplane engjne

bruh

[hollow cobalt]

Straight from Bugatti Tourbillon?

[wheat dock]

transportation design🔥

[minor raft]

real

[unique pewter]

is that the aston martin amr26

[modern parcel]

Dude

[queen bronze]

What if we invent teleportation. we don't need cars after that

[hollow cobalt]

No, i think it is..

[jovial trellis]

aint no car fitting that unless its a big construction machine

[modern parcel]

it's snowing

[hollow cobalt]

Microlino.

[wheat dock]

iconsetta🔥💔

[queen bronze]

Next DS trust

[floral bronze]

[jovial trellis]

still not better than vanda

[bronze magnet]

same company behind the peak starter S class car btw

[hollow cobalt]

test

[empty shard]

u can say that again

[jovial trellis]

we need a 9 star vanda and evO!

[unique pewter]

why does this scream asphalt 8

[jovial trellis]

oh

[hollow cobalt]

There we go.

[queen bronze]

I need to meet the person who design these souless cars

[unique pewter]

like that car could just be in a8 and I would see nothing wrong with it

[jovial trellis]

yeah

[floral bronze]

nah that screams asphalt 7 remastered

[silk basin]

nanoflowcell quantino

[bronze magnet]

this is wat adding Biome, MBSL, Zeus Sigma, C16 does to a person

[hollow cobalt]

Damn it.

[minor raft]

i still cant comprehend a8s roster

[hollow cobalt]

Where's the Roles channel?

[floral bronze]

Time to cry in tier 3 again

[unique pewter]

id:customize

[junior raven]

Low-key would be fire

[queen bronze]

Genuine question if Gameloft release A10 tomorrow would you guys switch

[empty shard]

id:customize

[bronze magnet]

it just anything moves fast enough, its in the game
well tbf, that was only their prime
now all they do is import car from AL

[minor raft]

woah massive yapping

[hollow cobalt]

No, the perms.

[empty shard]

why not

[junior raven]

Hell no

[hollow cobalt]

Perms for GIF.

[floral bronze]

real

[junior raven]

9 is enough

[hollow cobalt]

9?

[bronze magnet]

not if they dont support porting my progress from AL to A10
cuz I am not going to fresh grind again

[queen bronze]

After all the money you invested in this game

[unique pewter]

@empty shard when download ror

[junior raven]

And it wouldn’t be like TC2 to TCM where you can take your progress to the next game

[unique pewter]

multiplayer in this game is actually goofy

and fun

[junior raven]

Asphalt 9

I wasn’t talking to you mb

[bronze magnet]

my MP1 rating rn flatted out at like 2940 🥀

[floral bronze]

Tcm is 90% off now lmao
Post lny was 85

[hollow cobalt]

Investing money in Driving Empire is better.

[junior raven]

You can’t post gifs from the selector you have to upload them as files

[queen bronze]

Location?

[hollow cobalt]

Mine's?

[empty shard]

im saving space for f1 25

[junior raven]

You also need chat level 5 for that

[hollow cobalt]

IRL?

[queen bronze]

Driving Empire

[brave minnow]

No

[floral bronze]

Cro its like less than 7gb

[hollow cobalt]

Dealership.

[junior raven]

I got mine for £13

It was like 80% off for me

[queen bronze]

I mean where it is located the address

[junior raven]

But I got it with TC2

So that’s a pretty fire deal if you ask me

[hollow cobalt]

Driving Empire is owned by Voldex.

[floral bronze]

Mine was like 6-ish in pounds solo i think

[junior raven]

6 quid

[thin latch]

• Question, how do you go to a message that pinged u days ago?

[floral bronze]

8 freedom buckaroos

[hollow cobalt]

They have their own map.

[junior raven]

Filter mentions of you in the search bar

[hollow cobalt]

On Roblox, basically.

[empty shard]

ok then soon™

[floral bronze]

[queen bronze]

it's a game. I thought you taking about actually company or place

[hollow cobalt]

Huh?

🤨

[floral bronze]

nvm its 3.08gb

[thin latch]

Wdym

[hollow cobalt]

Aight, no problem.

[queen bronze]

You said Driving Empire

[hollow cobalt]

It's a game on Roblox owned by Voldex.

[minor raft]

uh oh need to eep

[hollow cobalt]

It has alot of licensed brands.

[unique pewter]

you're missing out on natural 1-wheel stancing after 1 bump

[thin latch]

@tender trench i didnt read ur message in chat for like 5 days, thats why i didnt reply

[unique pewter]

[hollow cobalt]

Overengineered tune, that is.

[floral bronze]

The reverse hovercraft carrera gt:

[hollow cobalt]

Extreme camber*

[astral shell]

Here rewatching RB's stream. This aged pretty well 😮

[low hound]

skill issue

[floral bronze]

@tranquil dust i wonder if this is you

[bronze magnet]

so I looked more into Icona the car company
they make sick PC cases ngl

yes, a car company make PC cases

[hollow cobalt]

snorts

[floral bronze]

Holy moly thats sick

[chrome surge]

What about other components?

[hollow cobalt]

I wish Lamborghini made this.

[bronze magnet]

well, you use your own part
this looks like they only do for PC case, the lightstrips and the fans

you can see a RTX4090 in the case

[chrome surge]

Icona 32 GB DDR5 RAM when

[low hound]

and there's neighboor's kid

[hollow cobalt]

Did even Max Verstappen play Asphalt Legends Unite?

[twilit hare]

nah he plays race room

[hollow cobalt]

👍

[thin latch]

I thought they make cars

[hollow cobalt]

He does have his sister.

[bronze magnet]

I dont think he does
hes not a fan of arcade racing yk
hes a full on iRacing player with realisitc racing

[floral bronze]

raceroom is a beginner's nightmare

[exotic elbow]

I almost died

[junior raven]

Coly

[hollow cobalt]

F1*

[junior raven]

So fire I didn’t even spell holy right

[thin latch]

?

[exotic elbow]

I fell on the way to school

And I broke my leg

[junior raven]

What are their prices

[thin latch]

Lol, how

oh

[floral bronze]

$$$$

[thin latch]

sorry

[exotic elbow]

Cuz I stepped on sth

[thin latch]

on what?

Mario kart banana?

[exotic elbow]

Edge of sidewalk

[thin latch]

...

[twilit hare]

yea i tried one and i crashed out rbo

[thin latch]

How weak r u?

[hollow cobalt]

Question.

[thin latch]

nvm

[exotic elbow]

Bro I almost got killed by a car

[floral bronze]

Average raceroom experience

[low hound]

same situation with my sister
she felt of to road then broke her arm

[twilit hare]

physics r too real

[thin latch]

... That makes more sense

[hollow cobalt]

What is the worst F1 driver in the whole F1 history?

[thin latch]

i thought the fall broke ur leg

[exotic elbow]

The Indian guy

[azure latch]

same lmao

[bronze magnet]

they make a lot of things

[exotic elbow]

It did

[azure latch]

got in a head on collision a few days ago

[exotic elbow]

And I almost got ran over by a car

[low hound]

alu when

[proud plover]

Breaking news, monty spotted in MP1 with SF90

[hollow cobalt]

Indian guy?

[thin latch]

How does the fall break your leg?

[hollow cobalt]

His name?

[azure latch]

you land wrong

[exotic elbow]

Oh he wasn’t an f1 driver

[keen fog]

I completed the Drive Syndicate, unlocked the Nivera R, got it up to four stars and I now have full access to the gauntlet store. So now I just need to grind to get the Devel Sixteen.

[bronze magnet]

Imperium destroyer 🗣️ 🔥

[floral bronze]

Physics arent too much a problem
They do make us learn why prep laps exist tho

[twilit hare]

Yuji Ide

[exotic elbow]

It just broke

Idk

[twilit hare]

yea

[thin latch]

Do they make candy?

[exotic elbow]

Im in so much pain rn

[thin latch]

I never broke a thing in my life

[azure latch]

hospital?

[bronze magnet]

maybe no
but maybe they do if you ask them internally

[keen fog]

I’m also close to unlocking the Ferrari SF90 and Pagani Imola through the VIP store.

[exotic elbow]

No hospital

School

[thin latch]

Thats diabolical

[keen fog]

Get well soon, pal.

[azure latch]

they should take you to it but idk how it works where you live yk

[exotic elbow]

It’s fine

[spiral scaffold]

How much for the PC?
maybe its good deal for RAM

[junior raven]

[exotic elbow]

It’ll heal 3 weeks later

[thin latch]

Is breaking bones that bad? Just askin

[exotic elbow]

It hurts

[thin latch]

How bad

[exotic elbow]

Idk if it’s the bone

[azure latch]

did the school put it in a cast or what

[exotic elbow]

But it hurt

[exotic elbow]

No

My ankle and knee

It’s so hard to even walk

[bronze magnet]

it looks like it just a concept
I dont think it's real

[low hound]

i think my google is dumb

[spiral scaffold]

Ai generated ram

[silk basin]

bing better

[junior raven]

Bad to the bone

[spiral scaffold]

Bing chilling

[silk basin]

huhhhh

[floral bronze]

[chrome surge]

@low hound Since when did MS shoved ads in the start menu , I don't get those but some do?

[azure latch]

yea

[low hound]

i don't have ads rn wdym

[modern parcel]

Technically it thought you misspelled

[chrome surge]

Apparently someone does have it and claims it's regional

[azure latch]

acuras totaled lmao

[floral bronze]

dawg wtf is this

[low hound]

ye he's dumb

[azure latch]

imma have to write it off

[silk basin]

with 2 cars or did u run into a person head on while running

[azure latch]

funny story

[junior raven]

Nice

120 BP to go

[modern parcel]

Car 👍

[spiral scaffold]

Yo have u seen this?

[dark garden]

ring

[low hound]

[torpid stirrup]

Decent time for pur on this track

[stray dagger]

Does anyone know how do i enable emoticons. Because I disabled them a long time ago and don't remember

[hollow cobalt]

Won't you get cooked?

[modern parcel]

Informal!!

[silk basin]

both acuras are donezo for good

[low hound]

i'm already deep fried thxt to sf90s in plat 3
what could be go wrong?

[gusty glen]

Aw man

[spiral scaffold]

U gonna have unique pc soon trust

[azure latch]

so theres a construction vehicle stopped in the right lane ahead of me
gonna go to the left lane but some idiot woman in a pickup is pacing me
i slow down, she slows down, i slow down more, she slows down more
i speed up to get in the left lane ahead of her, but as im doing that she taps me i go into the truck

[hollow cobalt]

Geekbench, eh?

[azure latch]

she speeds off so yea

[gusty glen]

Ye

[silk basin]

h

[azure latch]

the car is done
gonna try and get a new one after insurance tells me about the property damage

[chrome surge]

@gusty glen When get the new macbook neo

[gusty glen]

soon

[azure latch]

cuz the police said im at fault because i crashed, but i didnt get a ticket so

[gusty glen]

And the macbook neo is modular

No adhesives holding anything in place

[chrome surge]

What?? It's crap lol, nothing in it but the most basic of stuffs

[gusty glen]

U dont even know how it works

[azure latch]

took me a little to realize i actually crashed

[thin latch]

Is 3 bands a lot

[chrome surge]

Sure, if you can play RE requiem on it at 120 fps, then fine by me

[azure latch]

nah lmao

[thin latch]

3k aint a lot?

[azure latch]

its not

[thin latch]

i mean for a kid

[silk basin]

hm

[azure latch]

well ig so

[gusty glen]

remember, an arm cpu playing 2077

[thin latch]

Im buying computer

[honest cave]

excuse me gentlemen

[thin latch]

i really need to apply for a job

[gusty glen]

and a macbook for 499usd

[honest cave]

look at 296

[silk basin]

wait, bands = $ ??

[thin latch]

yep

3k

[gusty glen]

find me a 499usd windows new that can handle chrome itself

[honest cave]

this is kinda fishy

[gusty glen]

and handle 4k editing at the same time

[azure latch]

based 296

[silk basin]

first time I ever hear that used in that situation instead of like, rubber band

[thin latch]

Why do your windows cost 499?

[gusty glen]

w satire

[gusty glen]

so they dont fog up and have automatic heating

[chrome surge]

Whoa whoa, it didn't say 4K editing like that on a large scale and even so it's not that fast plus 8 GB RAM is too low in 2026

[queen bronze]

@chrome surge bro you really don't know what's going on with windows 11

[gusty glen]

find a laptop that can handle 4k twice and with chrome open.

on a 499usd budget

[honest cave]

I dont think that 296 should be able to chase maxed out 007s with only one and a half second behind like that

[thin latch]

Doesnt work

[azure latch]

296 driver is skilled

[silk basin]

i ran and climbed stairs a lot yesterday, and now smth in my knee hurts when trying to to get up from a 1 leg squat

[gusty glen]

u dont know how optimized macos is

[azure latch]

fun

[chrome surge]

I know and I keep tabs but you guys make it sound like windows zombie apocalypse where in reality it isn't

[gusty glen]

Exactly, macbook neo is the only laptop on a price budget of 499 that can handle 4k easily

[silk basin]

i have an unc knee wtf

[honest cave]

too unbelievable to be honest

[gusty glen]

8gb on mac os is plenty

[queen bronze]

It is brother either you don't use the windows like we do or it's your regional thing that you don't get winslop

[thin latch]

Get a huawei

[gusty glen]

apples memory management is insanely good

[pure veldt]

unc

[gusty glen]

Chinese spyware laptop when

[thin latch]

matebook 14

its only 1 band

[queen bronze]

I wouldn't call it insanely good but neo is pretty dam good for that prize and it's meant for students

[floral bronze]

my issue with the neo is that it just cant do media production as good as a m1 can and theyre at the same price range
and instead of a 512gb neo i can buy a m2 air for just 40 bucks extra

[thin latch]

if ur not unemployed

[gusty glen]

free spyware

[silk basin]

can yall do a 1 leg squat from way down all the way up

[gusty glen]

It can tho

multicore is closer to m2

[thin latch]

Wdym

[queen bronze]

Windows is bloated lol. You don't realized it yet

[thin latch]

Whys windows bloated?

[silk basin]

1984

[thin latch]

?

[chrome surge]

Mine isn't

[queen bronze]

Looks at your cpu usage at idel and look at the amount of process running in the background

[silk basin]

i meant the book... there's someone watching everyone and everything

[queen bronze]

Ok show us the SS of task manager

[floral bronze]

Ads slapping on your face since the very first second
Imposed accounts for ad exploitation not privacy and control (has been since windows phone)
somehow more inconsistent update quality than the worst of linux

[silk basin]

windows telemetry

[gusty glen]

I have 32gb ddr5 and i see windows using a good chunck

[oblique trellis]

What is amogh doing here lol

[queen bronze]

And not only that they put AI slop in to everything even Notepad has that . It supposed to be the simplest program in the existence

[floral bronze]

oh and you cant persuade me with stripped down isos theyre unstable and unusable for the inexperienced

[thin latch]

Does anyone want my PNY Nvidia RTX Pro 6000 Blackwell Generation?

[azure latch]

average microslop decision

[queen bronze]

Looks how many process running in the background

Now of those necessary to keep the kernel or ui alive

[gusty glen]

mac os is better efficient than windows

[queen bronze]

100%

[floral bronze]

cant forget antimalware casually stealing 120mb IN BACKGROUND

[gusty glen]

i had someone try to say mac os is dook

[queen bronze]

Why is the hate for MacBook Neo

[gusty glen]

macbook neo can handle 2 4k going with stuff running

like find me a windows laptop brand new for 499 that can do that

[thin latch]

How do i overclock my laptop cpu

[gusty glen]

u dont

[cloud goblet]

you can glaze it all you want but it can't run games like windows so no point uwu

[thin latch]

Why

[chrome surge]

So? I keep multiple apps open at once never caused me issue
#🏎・general message
See this

[floral bronze]

me when proton

[queen bronze]

Ok fine but it's literally meant for students so neo is too much for students. And if you use it for gaming or video editing that's your problem

[thin latch]

I want a jet engine laptop

[queen bronze]

Thats why you use should use the os fit for you instead of glazing on one

[gusty glen]

Video editing it handles it with ease, 1080p its not breaking a sweat

very impressive laptop for its price class

[gusty glen]

This

[low hound]

hate my life

[cloud goblet]

agreed, that's why windows, it's fit for everything, mac can only do one thing

[queen bronze]

Just use the OS that best for you. If all you do is gaming use windows if you just a daily user get a Mac. If your developer use windows or Linux

[thin latch]

Laptop went boom

[gusty glen]

Funny enough that iphone chip can run 2077

[cloud goblet]

ye but miserable experience

[sturdy oxide]

Wht up

[queen bronze]

Can you just stop glazing one OS or ecosystem. And just grow up

[gusty glen]

it also shows how it can run on a phone

[cloud goblet]

at bare low gfx and choppy fps

[gusty glen]

phones can start running more games like that in the future

[queen bronze]

There is a reason why multiple OS exist

[gusty glen]

Not my fault the other dude started it

[gusty glen]

It does show it runs

even at sub 5 fps

[floral bronze]

Technically apps made on ios are optimized on macos as well

Technically

[gusty glen]

i get better fps on resident evil on my iphone

[cloud goblet]

i guess you like playing at 4 fps

[queen bronze]

That's like the whole point of Apple Ecosystem.

[gusty glen]

and play alu at 7 fps

[floral bronze]

ye ik
they had a better phone-to-pc mirroring than adb can you believe it?

[gusty glen]

Macbook neo is a perfect chromebook priced laptop

[cloud goblet]

?

[queen bronze]

And would you believe me if said Third party softwares named Local send is better than nearby share or quick share 🤣 it's hilarious

[cloud goblet]

whats the cost

[gusty glen]

499 usd

[junior raven]

550

[cloud goblet]

chromebooks cheaper

[restive tusk]

apexslayer63 has been warned

Reason: Spam

apexslayer63 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[floral bronze]

peak crap still

[queen bronze]

Yeah but Chromebooks sucks

[unique pewter]

@cloud goblet yo I just got an unrealistic resort dash run

[junior raven]

Does anyone actually use a Chromebook

[unique pewter]

18.133 chiron

[pure veldt]

[cloud goblet]

nice time

aline

[cloud goblet]

yes so why is he comparing a more expensive and better device to them

[floral bronze]

i mean, they all use wifi direct and bluetooth one way or another
one can be robust while the other can be quick

[gusty glen]

If u wanna be realistic then a cheap windows laptop price

[queen bronze]

That's how typical fan boy mind works they are obedient to one Company.

[silk basin]

hm I can also hear some « noise » from the knee

[cloud goblet]

i looked it up, neo is 8 gb non upgradable and 256gb ssd

that's laughable, windows lappies at similar price range have better than that

[queen bronze]

Idk about you guys I use whatever the devices is better and best suit for me idc about anything else

[cloud goblet]

i'm just farming mee6 exp couldn't care less what one uses

[gusty glen]

And can barely handle tasks due to its poop apus

[cloud goblet]

buying a 500$ laptop is a trap in itself

[long stream]

He's gone

[gusty glen]

if ur a broke college student and need a functional laptop

[chrome surge]

Yes at the end of the day, it's all down to user preferences but you're still dead to me

BE gone

[cloud goblet]

in that case a second hand laptop for half the price and double the specs is the way to go

[unique pewter]

I'm rocking a $391 binbows laptop and I'm doing fine

[queen bronze]

Bro why ? You literally now what kind person I was. I literally used Kali for years. Why you act like you didn't know that

[gusty glen]

Until u figure out that silicon has been completely mushed

[unique pewter]

you can keep your macbook thing to yourself

[twilit sable]

Got these last night 🐳

[cloud goblet]

well have to check before buying

[gusty glen]

look for second hand sellers with high rep

[chrome surge]

I literally had no idea, I swear

[cloud goblet]

i don't think any broke college boy need a macbook

[silk basin]

how’s the battery

[twilit sable]

Oh and how bad are these times?

[queen bronze]

How ? Why do you think I don't have ads in the game 💀

[chrome surge]

What about a 1500$ one

[gusty glen]

Youd be suprised

[unique pewter]

survives 12 hours of microsoft word

[silk basin]

P2w

[unique pewter]

which is pretty much what I need for uni

[queen bronze]

What they need is two more braincells

[silk basin]

oh zamn that’s a lot

[unique pewter]

if I want to game I plug in that charger

[strong sinew]

How many fps PS5 give in asphalt

[unique pewter]

and bam I go stream a9 on youtube and discord at the same time

[queen bronze]

80 at best I think

[chrome surge]

It's something called dad's bank account

[cloud goblet]

that neo serves nothing but a bait into apple ecosystem

lowering the bar for that world

[chrome surge]

YES

Finally

[queen bronze]

Well that's kind a true

[chrome surge]

A rational dude

[gusty glen]

you dont have a clue how optimize it is do you

[silk basin]

hmm what are the specs

[strong sinew]

Avarage or max?

[patent linden]

Can we play asphalt legends on fridge

[gusty glen]

play it on a toaster

[cloud goblet]

"optimize" is such a PR term, one doesn't have to change the whole ecosystem just because an app loads 10 sec faster

[queen bronze]

Average I think I don't remember clearly but I saw it on my friends ps5

[gusty glen]

Yea u dont know

thats okay

[cloud goblet]

tell me then

[unique pewter]

ryzen 5 gen something I forgot, 8gb ddr4, 512gb ssd

[chrome surge]

Ok @queen bronze Why install windows again? Just stick to linux and play your fav games why don't ya😒

[strong sinew]

Okay

[silk basin]

cool

[queen bronze]

Besides doesn't matter how "Optimize" your os is if the developer of your software that you use is one lazzy...

[unique pewter]

and yes I run games with the igpu

[queen bronze]

Because I'm not a fan boy of anything

[gusty glen]

Optimization helps with, like u said faster loading, helps memory management, works easier on the chip, less poop load so it doesnt hog stuff

[queen bronze]

Windows is the best for games I know it

[cloud goblet]

none of that matters in actual usage

but alright

it's just for benchmark nerds

"hey i got X less usage"

[gusty glen]

It does? It helps in real world so ur memory doesnt run out

Just like vram usage

[silk basin]

macOS isn’t that different from windows in terms of memory management

[cloud goblet]

or maybe, have more than 8gb ram

[gusty glen]

ai took drams, games need to be optimized to help with the vram usage

[cloud goblet]

quick solution for running out of memory

games on neo?

[queen bronze]

In the end of the you use what you want use what you can. You not a child that unable to use your Brian for making a rational decision.

[chrome surge]

And for other stuffs too, it's universally supported but if linux or other OS can give me the full package that windows does or betterthen why would I need to glaze windows? I'll just switch over

[gusty glen]

Its more towards college students

[silk basin]

I run both in dual boot, found macOS is around 1-2 GB more efficient than windows 10

[cloud goblet]

college students need office apps the most

a pc from 2001 can do that

[gusty glen]

Erm actually no it cant

[chrome surge]

It can

[gusty glen]

i had to

[queen bronze]

I'm using Linux because bro you can't install any of the penetration testing softwares on windows

[chrome surge]

On fumes but it can

[gusty glen]

download windows 11 on a 2001 pc then

ill wait

[cloud goblet]

u don't need w11

[gusty glen]

some apps are getting there

[cloud goblet]

u can run a linux distro on a 2001 pc and do ur college work

[chrome surge]

I downloaded W11 on i3 1st gen

[cloud goblet]

u legit don't need neo in any case

[gusty glen]

Which is complete bum activites

[chrome surge]

🔨

GET Ou-

[gusty glen]

And i3 1st gen is 2010 not 2001

[cloud goblet]

there is not a singular instance where it's better unless ur in a social circle where they view non apple users as low tier humans

[modern pulsar]

Ummm guys i forgor to do gp is it worth it to pay 500 tokens

[chrome surge]

The point is you don't need W11 to run office apps bud

[queen bronze]

100% see the usage. Windows can't even idel at that usage

[chrome surge]

Literally XP can do it

[gusty glen]

Thats reserved for the hardcore apple fanboys, and i found one in a server before

[gusty glen]

Then do it

[exotic elbow]

What’s ram

[gusty glen]

random access memory

[cloud goblet]

no one said "oh i need a macbook neo to finish my college work"

[exotic elbow]

Yea what’s that

[silk basin]

Ur right that the neo is rn the best price to performance, that a18 chip is wonders. But that’s still way too overkill for college students, a cheaper laptop, Ryzen 5000+ or Intel 11th gen +, and u won’t feel the difference in terms of useability. sure the Mac will kill it in benchmarks but who cares, for like 99% of college students Macs aren’t the best deal

[chrome surge]

You do it cause you're doubting it, I'm saying it can so prove me wrong

[gusty glen]

im telling you to do it since ur all like this can do it this can do that

dont project your delusions onto me

[unique pewter]

reminder that you can write documents on a binbows 95 pc

[modern pulsar]

.

[unique pewter]

tf you mean w11 is needed

[silk basin]

peak

[gusty glen]

u really just had this lying around

[cloud goblet]

they took a phone chip put it in a laptop , added fancy terms and baited people into becoming an apple user, first neo, then they buy an iphone, then an ipad, apple wins that's about it

nothing about college work

[chrome surge]

It's not delusions, I saw 2005 PCs running Windows XP on 128 GB celeron

[queen bronze]

Ok let's talk about how my phone can last 4 days

[gusty glen]

2005 not 2001

ur objectively evading my argument

[cloud goblet]

cro u don't get it

if one wants to use apple that's fine but it's not mandatory

none of the arguments can convince one to swap ecosystem

[gusty glen]

Its not even about apple anymore

its about his illustration on a 2001 windows

[queen bronze]

🍿

[brittle pebble]

How it could be possible

[chrome surge]

Hehe just spilled the beans on Apple's marketing strategy, quick hide or else Tim Cook might send a bounty hunter for you

[queen bronze]

Idk it just do . A56 btw

[chrome surge]

How much mAh dawg

[brittle pebble]

Aaaa

[silk basin]

on a side note, kinda impressive a phone chip now rivals active cooled i5s and r5s in multi core and beats nearly every desktop cpu in single core

[gusty glen]

he evaded it

[queen bronze]

5000mah I think I'm almost positive this is a software error but phone does last like 2 and half Days with normal use

[brittle pebble]

There is one issues i found rn

[silk basin]

snapdragon also close, but their efficiency lacking a little bit

[low hound]

just beat a high end S class car with mid B

[gusty glen]

I stated its strengths, didnt tell anyone to convert

[brittle pebble]

I cannot play MP or Private lobby

[cloud goblet]

yes but that's as overkill as it can get, neo buyers wouldn't need any of that

[gusty glen]

If u like windows then stay on it

[silk basin]

true

[chrome surge]

Bro I have 7000 mAh but it still lasts 50 hrs upto 12%

[low hound]

[gusty glen]

i use windows aswell but i like the efficiency on the mac

[queen bronze]

Optimization

[cloud goblet]

you said optimization, which is so vague and not required for the target market of neo potential buyers

[chrome surge]

What phone?

[queen bronze]

A56

[gusty glen]

optimization for ram usage and stuff

[chrome surge]

Get a S26 ultra or a iphone 17 pro max

🐳

[queen bronze]

@chrome surge You kidding me right . It's not expensive

[tall pebble]

Neo is 499 in US and about 699 in India

[cloud goblet]

you're buying a 500$ laptop with 8 GB ram and putting faith in "optimization" to make it usable

[tall pebble]

[gusty glen]

Im losting my sentence chain from multiple debating on 2 sifferent ppl

[chrome surge]

I mean you're whale why stick to cheap phone

[queen bronze]

I don't like IOS. Or S series

[silk basin]

True, my dual core 6th gen cpu feels way faster than my friend’s 8th gen quad core cuz of how many apps he keeps open in the background, and I have almost none. That and the 394 chrome tabs he has open

[queen bronze]

Because that's all I want

[silk basin]

And most macOS users I’ve seen also keep a lot of bloat running in the background

[gusty glen]

Most laptops have 8gb ram aswell dont forget

[queen bronze]

That's not true

[warped wasp]

bring back no contact racing

[cloud goblet]

no?

[pure veldt]

But it doesn't cost that much too upgrade to 16 gb ram

[chrome surge]

You don't have to like it, just flex it😎

[pure veldt]

as compared to apple

[queen bronze]

I need to see the world burn.

[gusty glen]

Ram pricing now is completey jacked

[chrome surge]

Me using 4 GB RAM from 2017 to 2024

[queen bronze]

I don't do that

[gusty glen]

wouldnt be wise to spend a kidney to get that extra piece of ram

[silk basin]

ye but 16G at that price point exists.

[warped wasp]

no contact is the best

[low hound]

who needs an mac when you have MacOS system image for virtual machines

[pure veldt]

Now it is, kinda making macbook ram prices make sense

[unique pewter]

lmfao the neo is $630 here

[pure veldt]

but even before that mac's ram prices were evil

[cloud goblet]

At least possible. Apple doesn't let you

[unique pewter]

no broke college student here is gonna get that

[gusty glen]

its 499usd here

[cloud goblet]

800 for that

[queen bronze]

Bro you haven't seen broke collage students

[cloud goblet]

Wow

[chrome surge]

Only in US I think

[cloud goblet]

Can get a gaming PC instead

[pure veldt]

day light robbery

[chrome surge]

[gusty glen]

2nd hand

[low hound]

[gusty glen]

new gaming px would cost u more

[cloud goblet]

If desktop first hand can work

[low hound]

idk what's the updated version of mac but there's still you can get iso files

[gusty glen]

Ur also stuck with decade old hardware

[cloud goblet]

Else ye second hand lappy

[gusty glen]

most cheap gaming pcs use hardware from 10 years ago

[cloud goblet]

Decade old hardware still viable

[silk basin]

macOS also drops support for macOS versions way quicker than windows

[pure veldt]

8gb, 256gb space version here costs 720$

[gusty glen]

It can be, its js gonna be eol

[chrome surge]

@gusty glen Ok just tell me if the neo is upgradeable or not like RAM and SSD?

[queen bronze]

Or you use good old 💳

[low hound]

just use this thing after the conversation man

[gusty glen]

ssd only cause a18 pro cant go higher than 8gb

[junior raven]

Not upgradeable

[unique pewter]

let me see what $630 here gets me

[junior raven]

You get it as is and it stays like that

[chrome surge]

Ye total waste of money and not future proof imo unless you got rich parents

[junior raven]

If you have rich parents you wouldn’t get a Neo 🥀

[queen bronze]

World is unfair man . Only Rich gets privileges

[cloud goblet]

Neo type of device u buy if u want to rizz a girl that only talks to apple users but doesn't know that neo is crap but still has apple logo on

[gusty glen]

Like i can get the m4 max

[silk basin]

u can find this for 100$ CAD on marketplace, and feels fast enough for word

[junior raven]

5 quid

[chrome surge]

On the contrary you would get the neo or any other apple products because you're rich cause apple

[gusty glen]

so im rich in ur case

[pure veldt]

This laptop costs $700 ( 20$ less than the macbook )

[cloud goblet]

Neo is like I'm broke but I want to join apple bros

[unique pewter]

for the same price of the neo I can get

16gb ddr5 ram btw