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time to eject from this train
this stuff too much for me
@cursive knoll Asphalt = Unemployment Proved
Too late bruh, someone already in the mystic shadow realm 
Someone unknown
what does india have to do with me
Let’s bounce 
You aint the real mod m8
He accessed the forbidden power?

Irony is that only employed ppl can be good at the game cause it's p2w
sivo mentioned
@cursive knoll did you delete your search history
@junior raven forever my lotm goat
oh mah god bro

I saw that
Just saying that Asphalt has the most playerbase from india and India just so happens to be no. 1 in unemplyment, so you get my drift...cough cough ahem so yeah asphalt induces unemplyment (just saying)
Someone calm him down
we gotta give him the taste of his own medicine vro
Thats one very interesting speedtrick for bouncy car 
wallpaper material wallpaper material
i dont remember how many people that become LotM back then
Alr imma head out, good luck with the Galaxy destroyer causally leaking your search history
earl yooo

do i smell racism
yes send him to driver555
Asphalt diehards origin
Well don't look at me lol, I searched and it delivered
how can same search deliver different results
i don't smell but i do see
Stupid AI
it did provide same result
in that previous search it did say RATE of unemployment is low in indiia
Chat how to hide a 75kg chicken
Search using these specific sentences, "no.1 country in the world in terms of unemployed population"
but ABSOLUTE numbers are higher

so basically number of people not percentage of population
% and number
Yes
burn it
@cloud goblet any tips on hiding a 75 kg chicken
idk man
cuz like say 5% of 1.5 billion is higher than say 10% of 400 mil or smthn
i did what u told me
what kind of chicken we talking about?
eat it
I’m hungry after my work shift and first thing I saw was a cute cat , I’m not picky 
that's what bro, RATE of unemployment is low in India
Chicken
his search said NUMBER of unemployed people in India is high
but RATE of unemployment in India is low
How to eat it
Hehe is confirmed to be indian guys
open your stomach
isn't he from Pak?
h
@cloud goblet Dude i think my version of gemini is racist lmao, I searched thrice and it delivered the same
How to open you're stomach
He eats curry for iftar
ahmer is
you're racist not gemini 
Give it to Mavuika to burn it
again absolute numbers != rate
Really? That's weird I mean I ate France for iftar tho
Cool idea
Lemme hook up mavuika
Another win for humanity 
Yes, I'm watching rhino lecture vids
I have a vague rememberance that Hehe (the mod) was from Pak
Np
Rezvani is always readily available so that is an option, cars like the H2 or Acura NSX are alternatives to go for as well
idk
damn lol
Give it to me and ill meat it
he aint but i won't tell were he is from
cuz he doesn't like to reveal his ign let alone his location
Thank you for solving my problem
star?
oki 👍
u sure its a chicken and not a cat 
5022 rank, 6* 0/0/4/4
Anyway chat is it healthy to eat France for iftar
cool
oh yes absolutely
the first float wasn’t good (only 450) but the railride + max speed drift is so good
He sure its not a cat but rather a German sticky granade
It’s a bit spoiled, so not sure
Great and what about south Sudan?
meh
very spicy and chaotic
all over the place
nah eat russia instead more tasty
but if you can cook it well then it can be a delight
chat is on topic fr
Fr
Yeah but Stalin is hard to digest
Dude we're talking about cars
Especially Moscow
That too @outer ledge 's cars
Ma cars?
@cloud goblet 
yes your cars
I'll give you a million dollars to snitch
@chrome surge i will touch you
million imaginary dollars
what now?
NOT me???
test of 86s.
Nevera R and Vanda.
you have no idea how strong my resolute is
Who are you and what have you done to Ice
Don't tell me you're that ice bot imposter
identical or something? @cloud goblet
Alice seems oddly familiar
le @cloud goblet.

Can you test Pur sport to Vanda accel, i wanna se how bad the fake accel is
i was about to say hehe let u expose yet? 
anyway i'm inclined to think they're identical after the slow starts but i need more races cuz i had to steer to the left at the start
Why he crashed??
tian send utopia ref
Holi Spotlight? I havent posted a record.
Okay
h

Ok i'm preping to wire you in a million dollars just say when you're ready to burst the bubble
youre one second faster than me still
Ima be honest, that was bad sportsmanship @astral blade


what did u expect 
i got 360ed by nixy today twice
"friends"
Is current MP2 classic?
real cuz i 360ed him back and it backfired to raps
yes
HELL yeah
Bro blocked me whole race and disconnected when he wrecked
I wrecked too lol

team mechanic prevents teammates kd now 
i tried to avenge myself by 360ing nixy back it backfired and i ended raps instead 

bro wanted to show some love to you
nothing much
Man I wish I face you in MP2 to KD your butt back to the antarctic or Russia back to yuri
Hi guys
hi enlost
wait what? So, I can only KD opponents but not my own teammates?
yk i was in MA for 2 yrs or smth like that
When did that happen
Dang, there goes half my fun
MA isnt 2 years old 
i don't clearly remember that 
NOOO so thats why i didnt got the kill after 360ing nixy
My condolences to raps
I got knockdown by my teammate in this MP bro
shlawg MA is def more than 2 year
that car just landed on me
MA is like 3 or 4 years
This MP2?
tc 
yuh
No
Whale
From what i remember MA came together in april 24
first time i joined ma was in 2024 on my alt
And its march 26
What about MP1, what mode is it?
yo guys
@copper fractal how old is MA actually
Sure it was, but it actually came together in 2024 from what I remember
how do i unlock the mclaren p1 rainbow decal?
I remember joining MA and they were like still cleaning up stuff
And i joined in may
You dont
idk how
?
MA discord is defo not 2yo
it was pride month thing
You just dont
dear god
Cuz its a new server
DW i knew abt the old server
Old discord server was uhh abandoned or smth
damn older than i thought
ye every single soul got that decal in that day (idk the actual date but i have it)
6am 
Damn then MA was just one server
Cuz when I joined i remember they were saying theyre expanding business
Thought MA stood for Massive Aliens
Somehow im an MA veteran and i dont know when MA was made 
One could put that but they didnt.

MA = mean any 
Tian what rank is your utopia btw
wait.
the piss filter is strong
One of?? Why not top 1
Aces frog better
Yeah and I used to feel terrible because I was the lowest skilled player combined with the weakest garage

aliens exists
At first i thought it slapped the reading mode ahh filter 😭
Yes which is you
MA contains ppl like Corgister btw

forgot to flush toilet ahh filter
Now im still the lowest skilled player in MA3 but atleast i dont have the weakest garage
stain on the kitchen wall ahh filter
Aliens have a bad habit of lying
Im the lowest skill player in aces frog
can't afford toothpaste ahh filter

Most Wanted 2005 moment
i'm still at plat 3 wdym alien
hollywood ahh
You'll reach LL eventually
Im saying the truth (tell the moai guy to touch grass) 
no sf90 
Low skill with decent garage is better than low skill with trash garage
LIES
4211/4395
become an Asuna 
mudsplash ahh filter
Show
use 911 GT3 RS 
*ironically my first apk experience was nfs no limits 
No pls dont
he's not lying tbh

@unique pewter is it worth the credit conversion or do I spend on lfa?

time for t4?
Silver Lightning already? How do y’all even get Gt65 in the first place?
Should be better than the time for t5
no bro
I already had it at 2*
only 1 key there 😭
ppl sandbag at t5 and t4 too much
I mean t4 time should be better than t5 time
do t3
he means better a time than T5
T4 is where the average TD player lands
what is the time
Do i really need key for last stage
Speaking with experience
Around uhh better than whatever the t4 time is
hey man once i get there ill meet some guy with a higher star xjr-9
around 1:11-1:12 i think
Then star up your xjr too
dawg if i wanted this type of answer then i wouldn't have asked
im not sure tho
saving tokens
i got 1:14 should be t4 then
🔥
i just need to BAG this key
Then why ask 
Alr then hope you get an easy lobby
What time should I set in GP for t4?
Should be anything better than t5 time
wym like 1:18/19 or sum
Why is everyone asking such a basic question 
Whatever the t5 time is, do better than that
aigh

son

You're probably landing in t5 or above
C1 balling
Find the impostor
ill do 1:15
that should be t3
T5 and above
ooo right my bad
yeah i didnt nailed it before
Also jokes apart 1.16 is probably t4
fastest ferrari vs slowest ferrari
is this new store layout?
looks weirder than usual
Cro just noticed
nah its the old one
upgrade?
i can gold it but it has been sitting here for quite a while now
Elva for credits!?
nope
gold it then
aight
pls upgrade peak car
didn't starred up for a while
Worth it
Whale car
Yeah i get it so frequently
u can float in it 
dawg
Unknown
incase you mixed it
the one ur showing
k
u didnt made it with memo?

30000 years
when did he say he did

f8 is a decent car
time to continue DS
You tried to make sure he didnt
yes and you assumed that he did
when GL60 

i love when game slaps pudong rise to me while using an agile car
Evens out
@grim quartz gg
i would be grg 61 if ice grinded my acc skull
uhhhh
Bruh, come on dude.
and grg 71 if i didn't take any breaks
i have 8 tries to get 29 LFA bps. doable?
is this record peak for 1* maxed
i did 1:12 with stock
how do u
Nope
Meh
The drop rates are terrible
Nice one
gotta love the game to hand me 2 x1 in 20 packs
oh i didnt notice they upped requirements to qualifying rounds.
3 -> 4 conditions.
welp missed 1 quals.


Toaster vs prancing horse
Coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb
I am back
battle of cringes
“Strongest sorcerer in history versus strongest sorcerer of today” ahh battle
holy
i m seeing obvious that GT3RS is not winning against it.
Unless, that SF90 dies.
only 1 chance miracle.
sides...
Obv
Sf90 is way better
or 4845.
reminder that sf90 has 86 accel at GOLD
lets gooo
so yea thats overkill
3 bps for 15k
86 last i saw that
Rip GT3
still rips gt3rs apart anyway
what matters it the accel paper.
Before nerf it was like 3s to full speed.
Is 4895
the meme of all my dudes hate <something>.
gt3 has no chance of winning fair and square anyway
i m not a fan of Light build unless if the car cant drift for anything. Like a few low end cars.
i just wield gt350 on overload because i can


if it had Hommage air speed perk that high then it could've been funny.
They had been thinking of nerfing the impact since like sf90 already
but yea 550 kph d class is funny

lite ferrari
Man this needs to happen so bad
funny
R is just plain useless
Alongside with 300+ buff

To make it more fun
Honestly wouldn’t say no to that
Watch they add f5 revo
To sit below regular f5
Both are just sadge to drive
Sadge
They both look damn good
Specially the 300+
or they can pull the funny, high rank but very painful to drive.
or the Imperium style.
time will tell.
Tartarus

We still have venom gt up next
Forgor cn added that
al version is just trash
peak mp2 moment
S class with sub 300 kph top speed
If it was ranked enough to be in plat it might be interesting to drive
Right now it's just h
When was the last time I chatted here
ok so i upgraded my la voiture noire from stock to max (no eips) and it gave me total of 461736 garage points
What's the time for t3 in gp
hi
if only they would insanely buff ts
If i get 2 minutes in practice and qualifiers do I end up in the bottom reward tier
uh huh
yes
you need to retake the lap again
Given they can deleague a car from LL to Plat 1 might be a long way for Nevera R to get deleagued.
Sitting at 5,000 zone itll be huge long time.
Couldn’t they just manually move cars regardless of rank though
Cuz clearly it’s not 5k material
By the time everyone uninstalls
2
Meanwhile SF90 chilling at 4895 in plat 3
a dumb question
if asphalt devs getting thoughts of community
why they still putting sf90 to plat 3 or smth?
reached gl 37 today , omw to gl38
Despite being spammer of sf90
I find this annoying too
Like
Rip countach and valhalla
Lowk
rip
I don’t find these guys to be a problem
Maybe I got lucky but I beat SF90s 80% of the time
Put sf90 in plat 1
Usually 8-10 days in when people start entering LL
reached 100k once again
Not upfront during the highest comp tho
88 nitro
donations are open saar

hi again
It's showing 3 for me 

L ad
I heard that I need 25k to 30k Tokens for each featured car in a BoS Multipack (so 3 times if I have none of the cars) to max the BPs of each car, is that about correct?
why discord has so much little updates fahhh
guys can someone check whats in the nilu 27 events shop?
sure
4k lore

Uhd lore
no
pls
im so close to this car
DragonForce event ended, wdym they're still there?
switch delayed
yrs
You'll have to wait for it to come back.
switch moment
Damn, i didnt know
you couldnt see it or?
it ends in like 5 days
scroll to the right

man other platforms had finished their DF Spotlight, Switch only left due to delayed update.
#🪛・switch-issues post a picture there and i'll have a look.
booting alu on a iphone from a decade ago is like waiting for a engine to cold start
wat.
12 years would've made it not show up on stores.
I dont have knowledge on iPhone chipset, someone here tell me this SE 2016 is oldie?
Someone said three
Senna with Alien
ios optimizations allow it to operate still 10 years later
it js got a update this year too
so still strong huh.
other than battery it still holds up
pretty much
i'll check tomorrow top 500000
bouta get booted down to top 10%
💀
Hows hehe
Done
???
poor jesko at bad hands
Slaying some good drivers:
When will sp90 come again
no

@junior raven is it calling for me
Don't do it
not even one pack? 🥺
@stuck atlas 
No
This is 10-11yr old hardware
Yes?
not going to get me anywhere but 🥺
Bro has more star than me
what star you at
how are you not VIP 5 😭
3
whaler
No

XJR isn’t worth spending on atp
can someone post op build for zr1?
me tu
just golded it
thats the build
Fusion 
Unless you’re really good at the game and can take it to LL
son
you can tell what vip level I am?
Hi
dont have 4 fuels for 6* cars
i have 396kmh neutral one if you interests
good for mp1?
Light engine+ Heavy DT
Others just fine
Just make it neutral
85 accel 90 nitro with 60 handling
depends of your skill
yes send pls
how did the roach get in there
No idea
as you can tell, i really dont care about vip
This works decent enough for me 
send light parts 

fr
💔💔
8-10 should have like +1 fuel per level honestly

Auto car hunt isn’t even that worth for how much you spend I think
nice inv

That's fire
Halp
(11 yr iPhone hardware test not me trying to alien test)
i lowkey feel like this is a repost
this one is without power saving
first one was with power saving
o
3k style tokens 😂
amy didnt realize this was 11 yr old hardware
Thanks for the eip and 100k
help to build!111!!!
sup gng

i posted video to show u how it holds up
gimme
2 possibilities:
- reach level 5
- tenor link is not allowed here
Should i make Jaguar XJR-9 6 star? i have 37k tokens
bruh
credits
credits
reorganize your question first
oh i mean tokens
unless you're close to 6*
its 2* now
Bro can make xjr 6 star with credits
son
lemme reach 25 ffs
in iphone we trust
25 what
lancer bp
i don't have parts bro 
Atleast got till here from mid 26
buying parts is worth it
wait brb
valid
sup eem
i keep reading this wrong
dirty aah brain
yo
Hi guys
what tf did u read it as

it says 📸photography🤨
those who know 

whoops?
@cursive knoll u need a mind cleaning
Furry femboy or goth tomboy???
t
@unique pewter is this build fine for la boca?
this is what i can make with the parts i bought rn
no crap Sherlock
2nd one
🤨
Me tu
Hı
vorp?
What
👽
photos printed?
👴
no bogos brinted?
You modified it well, my friend.
h
wrong point
Cause
this iphone se can prob run better than most androids
@keen zephyr light so fire
thanks
lmao my xr still runs AL fine
apple supremacy
try iphone se 1
i am really really happy
same
me on an i5 macbook air
spending tokens to buy parts for sf90 and chiron so worth it
what is i5 macbook
a-
wait u can buy them again
it uses i5 proccessor
What happened to that man in Blue
it before
stated making the M-series chips
My niece has an i5 air
jesus it is SLOW
he was following my slipstream then when i drift near the exit he thought i was going down so he followed and then i pulled back he was late to notice and KABOOM
like imagine windows 11 but way slower
mine way faster and can run alu in max graphis EASILY
Yeeeeeeh Men
me when
?
@fossil dirge sf90 and chiron
i don't need to buy more parts for chiron, i can make all gauntlet builds now
There are 5 levels here and waiting to take a photo.

nice
A.....
um
Good accumulation
why cant i react
sorry if I can't understand, cuz my sf90 is solely relying on heavyweight DT only 
great indeed
Serious man I just spent 750 of it
i got more
s than u i guess
my sf90 b4
i just had 4 parts b4
i bought rest
gng should i
my mac? (JOKE)
I only have 1 useful
bro why do i still have the green icon bruh im not that new anymore-
As you post the Sf90 photo, I want to buy it, but I don't buy As you post the Sf90 photo, I want to buy it, but I don't buy it. 
did you left somewhere?
it only show first 7 days your joining date.
umm i forgor
what the parts?
oh and hi
Sf90
feels slow
feels ❌
is 
E........



do you know the builds for sf90 in gauntlet tracks?
i need help
bingus
where .4
@waxen zinc I'm still waiting for you to answer
ion have evo so idk
are you unsure if you wanna try opening card parts for it.
Is what i m enquiring.
aight cya gng
aaah
AI opened it anyway Nothing came out
Hi
why is matchmaking so frustratingly slow
Haaaa
plat 2?
Nice game bro
@misty eagle i need some help in the sf90 stuff
whats up
srt8 better
i am buying parts lately so i wanna know certain builds for certain tracks and also what time they do with it after nerf

let's starts rocky valley
idk times tbh
guh?
it's not
idk tbh I always use jkab, imp, or 21c on rocky
evo chiron is much better
fine
levelz
Just reached gl17 and saw a Lamborghini terzo in my ls for 6k tc, is that worth buying for it's expensive price or nah
Hello
no
car is pretty useless
I am new in asphalt legends
hello guys
Welcome to the Community of Asphalt Legends
Best game ever trust™

it sometimes appears as SE support
Alr thanks, and do Vanda and McLaren 750s bps show up for credits in gl17 itself or next at gl18?
peak asterion skill issue in san diego
such a manly colour
you know times for both rome tracks, trainspotter, both scotland tracks, both carribean tracks, gazira, both osaka tracks, the nyc track which aint in pl, la boca, notre dame, urban rush
if you know even a single one of them
it would be great
the level after it initially appears
no need for all
I mean that argument can be said for any car
true

thus terzo is available through 400k creds in gl36
you in danger?
gallardo > bandanna
byroads is like 18.5?
@keen zephyr i cant find corruption 
just open a priv server and use br atp
br is on cd
sr?
sometimes
both is on cd thats why im server hopping
wait is there 89 here
ehh
hmm
tell me
namba is 19.5?
smth like that
@cursive knoll ask someone else like @empty shard idk
I dont rmb any times
peak graphics

or half the track names
@low hound 
boca I think is low 18

you sure don't know the tracks by names
la boca is the Beunos aires track with a lot of twistyness
the one where devel does 25
oh wtf
just say the one track that doesnt have jump panels.

because it doesnt?
"jump panels"
That's a new one
no
ramps ❌
La boca
isn’t that all Buenos Aires tracks
(idk any variants by heart)
another 
liftoff platforms
i mean, yeah
benous areis are just unplayable
Ascension to air guides
Man i am so happy
50.8 AGAIN ahahahahhah
with tokens my time in trainspotter went from 18 low to 17 mid-low
new meme?
pspsps
nope
buenos isnt all too bad (except its s turn, that alone can go to hell)
asphalt 89
who invited agera to auckland
To the dock is okay
nah that turn is funny

uh oh, don’t tell me you found πᵉ
peetail
The only track i could tolerate in buenos is football and politics (ik it has the s turn but still, theres water run)
@empty shard 
Close your eyes
Chicago?
pov: stradale
fufu

Norway?

yes
Future fusion got it
If it makes my top 3 from a bit sweaty to chill, i would be so happy
morning chat
and i think it is the case now
guys can anyone please give me a list of working codes please?
sesto elemento mentioned 🔥 🔥
i'm on 9:45PM rn
thanks a lot
Nocodesnow32
bruh there's a lego bmw code in game popup
just check it
Thanks for imperium key man
bro is 12hrs ahead of me, interesting
Lmaooo
9:48 pm
lmaooo
well, good night to you then
Average al newcomer
definitely didn't -20 in SDH just to find the pic
same with my best friend
no way u picked up ur fone while driving
mac on discord, phone mp2
h
try deez
?
best car trust
is this work?
Damn thats nuts
the discordbook pro is one of the laptops of all time.
there's 1 imposter
free trade dobloons, yum
I put cheese on mac
i'm about to sleep btw

Peak

sweet, never tried b4
well you only one using B
🫡
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