🏎・general

[opal pilot]

ok

[twilit sable]

low cortisol

[tall pebble]

If not then go to #🗿・memes

[ebon pivot]

I am just going to very soon™

[tall pebble]

Cool gn in advance then

[ebon pivot]

Thanks

[tall pebble]

Imma stay up bcz home alone so gotta enjoy while I can

[ebon pivot]

Tomorrow last day of Holi vacation

Today actually

[ebon pivot]

What are your plans?

[tall pebble]

Enjoy

[ebon pivot]

That's nice

[brittle pebble]

[digital pelican]

What the lag

[modern parcel]

It’s still foggy

I love foggy weather

[marble wind]

beautiful

[modern parcel]

Yaris

[bleak osprey]

yaris fanclub

[tulip root]

Is anyone else experiencing this? It's on Xbox.

[dusky oriole]

users can reverse users cannot reverse

[left night]

JOHN asphalt

[kind talon]

[modern parcel]

Am hungry

[minor steppe]

John Asphalt 🥹

[junior raven]

Never seen it

Report it to customer care if it keeps happening

[balmy shoal]

fire the dev that made this section of the track

[faint token]

whats the best track to practice cairo circle

[faint token]

looks like u got shadow KD’d

[balmy shoal]

yea, by the track

[foggy turtle]

[royal sentinel]

going out in style

[junior raven]

[royal sentinel]

who is circle and why are you shattering them

[junior raven]

It’s being shattered

[royal sentinel]

poor circle

[long stream]

I'm meth

[royal sentinel]

hi meth, im HeyItzRaiderZ

[long stream]

Good Night

[left night]

hi amogh

[long stream]

[plush gust]

@junior raven

[junior raven]

@plush gust

[flat walrus]

Hello there, i wanna suggest a music for the game, where can i share it ? 🤔

[tender trench]

@low hound

[low hound]

[crisp orchid]

A

[twilit sable]

skiby

[flat walrus]

@ripe summit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Ei3j1fJks&list=RDM1Ei3j1fJks&t=2737s
Sorry for tag, but thats a perfect music for a car game 😋

[plush gust]

[tender trench]

lmao

[twilit sable]

gng

#1139169751806005349

[junior raven]

There isn’t a dedicated place afaik

[twilit sable]

exists for a reason

[junior raven]

Besides game suggestions

Oh yeah that

Not specifically music suggestions but game suggestions

[flat walrus]

Would be cool to get one ig ^^

[junior raven]

[twilit sable]

there is wdym

[junior raven]

Can try that instead

[junior raven]

O

[plush gust]

Oops

[prisma cloud]

You know how hard it is to play classic people touch you for no reason creeps

[twilit sable]

yup

[junior raven]

Didn’t know it existed

[rare tulip]

Best ultrakill song from the ULTRAKILL OST that works in a9

[junior raven]

Well there you go

[flat walrus]

same 😄

[junior raven]

War without reason

Because that is classic Mp

[rare tulip]

1st half or 2nd half?

[junior raven]

Average ZR1 evo user when a vanda pulls up after ghosting to lobotomise you:

[bleak osprey]

some puffs of coal you left on the screen

[junior raven]

All of it

But I guess 2nd

[tender trench]

This is america 🦅

[bleak osprey]

already listened to this funnily enough

[jade raven]

@junior raven should I just buy the bps

[rare tulip]

I would've said Duel/Versus
I can whip up a quick concept of how thats gonna work.

[robust pendant]

dead chat

[grim frost]

????

What up

[robust pendant]

chicken butt

[jade raven]

actually does anyone know the price increase for gt65 bps

[upper elk]

Will we get some xjr-9 packs when they do gp rerun?

[robust pendant]

expensive low chance packs yes

[upper elk]

Would be enough to go from 4 stars to 6

[robust pendant]

are these up or down

🤔

[upper elk]

Keep em always up

[twilit sable]

yeah how many token u sitting on

[robust pendant]

depends cro

[upper elk]

30k something

[robust pendant]

enough

probably

[upper elk]

🙏 🙏

[robust pendant]

you'll have some change

aswell

[jade raven]

ok guess Im buying the bps for the gt65 anyway

[upper elk]

Xjr9 best car after apex

[upper elk]

Holi worst spotlight ever lowkey

[gusty coral]

How

[robust pendant]

this might be ragebait

[upper elk]

Mid cars not interesting

[robust pendant]

it's either you didint spend wisely or you just had everything at max

[junior raven]

Let me see

They start at 5k right?

[upper elk]

Holi just MIGHT be worse than special events

[jade raven]

yes and I bought them anyway

[upper elk]

Raced once

[junior raven]

That would be 23k

Which is under half a pack

And I think you could regain most of that

[robust pendant]

bev and the main car are the only mid cars in that sl

[junior raven]

Not a bad idea

[jade raven]

I also get the option to play the hazard 2 stages

[robust pendant]

[junior raven]

Actually

That changes things

Absolutely worth it

[robust pendant]

everything else is useful

[upper elk]

Lowk each car is not worth going for

[junior raven]

I don’t know about you

But I’d rather do 11-12 races instead of 25

[upper elk]

Like lets be for real rn

[robust pendant]

vanda, 911, and noble weren't good choices ok bro

[upper elk]

Non ironically

Lego events

[junior raven]

Silver lightning was miserable imagine GT65

[upper elk]

Hear me out

[junior raven]

I couldn’t

[upper elk]

EACH lego event was gold

[junior raven]

So, good call

[robust pendant]

this is ragebaiting

[jade raven]

I get to cruise through that one

[upper elk]

I swear im fr

[junior raven]

Max SL?

[jade raven]

gold

[robust pendant]

ok bro you just didint play

[junior raven]

Wow

Whale in the house

Lucky fella

[upper elk]

Every lego event feels like mama bird (gameloft) feeds us baby birds (community) with the earliest worms (lego events)

[jade raven]

I maxed it because I was sure as hell that its the best A class overall

[robust pendant]

mid cars most of the time and the events are ez

they're just nerfed copies most of the time

[upper elk]

The pure design and creativity

• the lego lambo is pretty good

[robust pendant]

[upper elk]

Im not even talking about the real version

[barren ivy]

gg

[upper elk]

W lego ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[bleak osprey]

🥀

[robust pendant]

[upper elk]

Whoever says that a9 lego cars look bad clearly never owned an actual lego car model

[minor steppe]

This car is lowkey fun

[barren ivy]

this is my second lego car (first is the stingray)

[upper elk]

W

[jade raven]

why do I have 6 gt65 eips

[minor steppe]

I got all of em except for the key cars

[robust pendant]

they appeared out of nowhere

[dusk girder]

Now I need the key 😆

[robust pendant]

magic

black magic

[barren ivy]

like this car was the most expensive one ive ever had

[upper elk]

I think i have every lego car except the midghatti

[junior raven]

And you’d be right

[minor steppe]

thanks for the stats

[robust pendant]

ez to get due to the collector hunt

free event

[jade raven]

people didnt believe me back then lol

[barren ivy]

yeah its an easy 5 stars

im glad i have it now

[junior raven]

Tbh elite cars nowadays are kinda ambiguous without having tested it yourself

[robust pendant]

got mine from 2 to 5 stars in like a day

[true gorge]

Is the gallardo still the king or did so much happen since 2022

[barren ivy]

if they bring back the lego bugatti pur sport, im def gonna grind it (i didnt grind it because i was a bad player)

[robust pendant]

still

I think

[minor steppe]

Fr legends collab

[low hound]

nissan z exists

[barren ivy]

i think mine took me like 3 days from unlock to 5 stars

[upper elk]

One epic part to gold grand sport

[jade raven]

I just knew looking at its stat

[true gorge]

Isnt it like kinda useless now

[jade raven]

and driving it confirmed it for me

[true gorge]

Class c xars

[robust pendant]

grinded the event like my life was dependent on it

[jade raven]

nissan z gt4 is better overall from what Ive seen

[robust pendant]

free C class King in mp packs

[upper elk]

Did asphalt ever do hotwheels collab?

[jade raven]

but I think its still the second best

[true gorge]

Yea probably

[jade raven]

asphalt 8 did

[true gorge]

Unless maybe some twisty

[upper elk]

That one was gold

[true gorge]

Cuz like gallardo isnt a boat

[barren ivy]

im waiting for nascar collab

[robust pendant]

π

[jade raven]

it drifts decently and handles good

but it doesnt have the accel and float that panamera has

[upper elk]

🫩no ur not

[true gorge]

Ohhh yea

[jade raven]

panamera probably destroys all of the other C class cars on twisties

[barren ivy]

I want a nascar collab

it will be peak

[meager flame]

What’s a legends pass bundle plus?

[upper elk]

Asphalt hooters collab when

[true gorge]

sucks how they did the 2 ferraris dirty😭😭

[meager flame]

I don’t see this pass anywhere in the game itself

[junior raven]

+10 tiers

That’s it

[meager flame]

Ah I see

[true gorge]

Not worth it

prob everyobe knows

[royal sentinel]

10 out of 25

[meager flame]

Wait isn’t that just the legends pass + tiers

[jade raven]

sp3 is a good C class top speed car from what Ive seen

[junior raven]

Yes

[meager flame]

Why is it 40 dollars in game T-T

[junior raven]

That’s what it is

[true gorge]

If i remember they drift horribly

[robust pendant]

💳:

[junior raven]

That’s the ultimate pass probably

[jade raven]

296 is eh

[minor steppe]

Apollo interesting emotional

[junior raven]

Or buying more tiers to tier 18 or so

[royal sentinel]

cuz gameloft is broke

[meager flame]

Gameloft is confusing

[royal sentinel]

they need the money

[true gorge]

Yea dont buy ts

Only legend pass

[meager flame]

Should I get the legends pass this season?

[robust pendant]

speed I need the money

[meager flame]

Looks kinda buns

[robust pendant]

chicken butt

[true gorge]

I say u wait for next szn

[jade raven]

are you saying this because of the car?

[meager flame]

Possibly

[true gorge]

The lfa floats

🔥

[meager flame]

Wait what were the benefits of the pass again? I forgor

[jade raven]

I buy lp for the extra fuels

[true gorge]

Main benefit is bonus fuel

[jade raven]

and uh the credit reward is actually decent

[true gorge]

It gives like 3k tokens

[meager flame]

My cars are all 1-2h refresh so idk if that’s needed for me

[robust pendant]

floats to heaven yes

[true gorge]

Which is nice for saving

[meager flame]

Oh I sees

[barren ivy]

porsche of legends, where is it

[meager flame]

Does it actually float?

[silent coral]

wsp yall

[true gorge]

hell yes

[robust pendant]

if you float hard enough it might levitate

[true gorge]

it floats well

[jade raven]

yes. god knows why.

[robust pendant]

helo

[barren ivy]

🤔

[silent coral]

i forgot i played this gane

game

[royal sentinel]

in the bin probably

[robust pendant]

still in progress probably

[robust pendant]

me too bro

[granite rivet]

tm8s 😭

[barren ivy]

its been like 3 weeks 😭

[robust pendant]

gl tactics

let it brew

they're gonna give that animated decal for free like they promised

[royal sentinel]

free price tag

[robust pendant]

[barren ivy]

they gotta make the car free

and 0 keys required

[robust pendant]

nah that's gonna be in a separate se that's coming after 200 years

[boreal stirrup]

Chimera?

[silent coral]

my game wont load

[robust pendant]

Porsche of legends thing

[barren ivy]

porsche of legends

[boreal stirrup]

Ohhh

That's gonna be a bp car

[robust pendant]

unload it then

[boreal stirrup]

Lego unleashed kinda

[silent coral]

i might have to get xbox gamepass again

idk

[robust pendant]

for what

[barren ivy]

best lego car in asphalt?

[silent coral]

what do you think

[robust pendant]

I don't buy passes educate me

[silent coral]

asphalt i have xbox game pass on my pc

[boreal stirrup]

Corvette
Revuelto
BMW - my opinion
Valkyrie

[jade raven]

I think its the revuelto

[junior raven]

That’s an interesting pricing 🥀

[robust pendant]

[boreal stirrup]

Then fxx k
Then pur Sport

[jade raven]

actually nevermind pur sport exists

[latent prism]

6 7

[barren ivy]

i want the pur sport lego

[jade raven]

its S class so its better than the remaining lego cars by quite a margin

[boreal stirrup]

If we compare the original to the Lego

You've my list above

[royal sentinel]

kick this man

physically

[latent prism]

@royal sentinel your pfp deserve it

[barren ivy]

dont kick him, beat him up

[robust pendant]

take his vandalism privileges away

[latent prism]

oh nah

[boreal stirrup]

Pur Sport has to be the last. Given the amount of resources it needs and performance mehhh compared to original

[barren ivy]

take his KJA away

[latent prism]

i use vanda
i 360 other vanda
i ragebait people with vanda
i love vanda 🥀

[royal sentinel]

take his vanda privileges too

[boreal stirrup]

Revuelto when there's no Vanda

[robust pendant]

vandalism privileges finna be taken from you cro

[cloud goblet]

checking on you, haven't seen you around in a while

[latent prism]

nah vanda my love

[robust pendant]

look behind you

[latent prism]

you can take my Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis privilages

[barren ivy]

what an absurd accusation!

[boreal stirrup]

Sentenced to ban

[robust pendant]

I'm not taking away your pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis privileges bro

vandalism.

[latent prism]

no you can take my Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis privileges

[low hound]

idk man kicking a child is no no

[barren ivy]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

[boreal stirrup]

Who qualifies as a child

[royal sentinel]

i do

[low hound]

new aston martin model

[robust pendant]

8 and under

[boreal stirrup]

Shut the f up

[barren ivy]

youre not reported but youre deported

[granite rivet]

how easy is it to get the bentley continental gt speed, its a great car

[robust pendant]

[junior raven]

Usually in a car hunt

[lucid wharf]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilivolcanoconosis

[royal sentinel]

as easy as owning one irl

[junior raven]

Or be higher up in Ls

Like GL40 something

[granite rivet]

for free?

[junior raven]

Ye

[boreal stirrup]

I hope you're deleted

[granite rivet]

gng im gl 20 😭

[junior raven]

Then spend on packs

[sour herald]

tron ares ost goated

[granite rivet]

what cars do you need for the hunt

[royal sentinel]

yeetus deletus

[junior raven]

Anything in B class

[robust pendant]

yall are gonna be suprised once yall know what titin is

[granite rivet]

just say yes or no bro 😭

[barren ivy]

its that 150k letter word that takes 3 hours to say it

[granite rivet]

how long would it take to max

[boreal stirrup]

I've it maxed

[royal sentinel]

yes or no bro 😭

[grim frost]

Ah. I’ve been alright, it’s been a busy few weeks with work. Lots of changes around my job with documentation has me more occupied lol

[robust pendant]

yeah that word that so long it surpasseses the discord character limit

[barren ivy]

mods he is threatening me!!!

[robust pendant]

[boreal stirrup]

Mods I'm threatening him

[latent prism]

bro use your chernobyl gas or something 🥀

[barren ivy]

[robust pendant]

send him to the gulaug

[barren ivy]

also

[granite rivet]

the gt speed should be 5* or 6*

[junior raven]

Few days of nolifing

[granite rivet]

they need to buff it

[junior raven]

Funny you mention it being 5*

[boreal stirrup]

How about Moscow

[normal urchin]

Good news. I did the calculations. There is plenty of time for me to max out the Autentica from the spotlight so I can get the Utopia key.

[junior raven]

It was the wrong rarity on release

[cloud goblet]

great 🥳

[robust pendant]

how about Uganda

[jade raven]

lol I remember this

[boreal stirrup]

Looks like someone realised it after criticizing the event

[junior raven]

This was my first LP car I think

[boreal stirrup]

That would be an upgrade

[jade raven]

damn

[junior raven]

I felt like a heavenly being having this as a first LP car

[jade raven]

quite an interesting first lp car

[normal urchin]

My Utopia is maxed out now. I only have to focus on the Autentica for 11-12 days

[junior raven]

It serves me well still

I might overclock it and take it into Mp

Fun car

[grim frost]

But I’ve been good overall. I’ve been enjoying my work more despite the change

[jade raven]

my first lp car was the berlinetta

[junior raven]

Phat P

[granite rivet]

its 4*, im saying it should be 5 or 6

[robust pendant]

how about somewhere closed off

[barren ivy]

sentenced to congregation

[boreal stirrup]

Area 51

[normal urchin]

I can't wait for the next Lego Technic event in Asphalt.

[cyan sail]

that bentley is good but problems is not good in division 4 ranks (i dont have yet but one day i will)

[royal sentinel]

I can't wait for the EoS update

[robust pendant]

you're getting mauled by aline people

[junior raven]

I’ll try in gold

[robust pendant]

location pointers

[junior raven]

Let’s see how it goes

[boreal stirrup]

Him not me

[robust pendant]

🦛

[grim frost]

sick

[robust pendant]

ok bro

[boreal stirrup]

We've segregated to something better

[vestal badger]

Hi

Old fellas

[normal urchin]

My Autentica is 4 stars 22/85 BPs. Getting 6 BPs a day minimum would take me around 12 days to max it out.

[quasi shale]

Yeah I should've NOT win this race at all

But I did

[robust pendant]

skill issues with the others bro

[naive hornet]

Why does the drifting on my cars feel extremely sluggish?

[brittle pebble]

Glad to see there is still an active community in Asphalt

[naive hornet]

Was there a new update I don’t know about

[low hound]

yes

new update for win11 not for asphalt

[junior raven]

Okay never mind there was no Bentley

MP sucks

[naive hornet]

I mean regarding the handling

My handling feels more sluggish than usual

I have no idea why

[hasty crag]

scary

[low hound]

check your sens in game settings

[hasty crag]

[barren ivy]

oh youre from the gddl server too?

[cloud goblet]

Sob hd

[cyan sail]

I wish a Giulia GTAm on Legend Store () or VIP store. (screenshot taken from chinese version)

[cloud goblet]

110k is criminal

[terse gulch]

im annoyed i didnt play asphalt on my switch for a couple and they get rid of my account

[grim frost]

For a D class car too. That’s absurd lol

[cyan sail]

3 purchase (110,165 and 200k i remember)

[cloud goblet]

Scsm

Scam

[granite rivet]

bro thought he'd win 💀

[quartz dome]

Insane eip luck 👌

[cyan sail]

Thats not with credits of course its trade coins like ares s1 or vip store in asphalt legends

[quartz dome]

Vip store is actually really useful because tokens are easy to get

[ember mountain]

Does anyone know any codes i can use for tokens. Cuz im lowky try get the A class car for the starway cuz i never been in a star way

[quartz dome]

If you dont have the nio, dont spend tokens to get the maserati. You will be able to obtain it or get it later on

[ember mountain]

No its onyx

I need it

10 more blueprints

Ima do the womens day event

But

I still need 2 after that

[quartz dome]

How many tokens you got

[ember mountain]

11

Im broke

[quartz dome]

Grind mp1 and mp2, you can get loads from series rewards

[digital pelican]

Is snapdragon 870 bad for alu?

[solemn grotto]

I miss enjoying this game rather than just grinding it...I can't enjoy much now

[ember mountain]

Whats m1 and m2 again

Multi player?

[quartz dome]

I only enjoy spotlights and collecting new cars because my switch broke a few weeks into alu and i got it fixed 2 years later

[quartz dome]

Yea

[cloud goblet]

Person below very sus

[quartz dome]

Mp1 is world series, mp2 is the second one

[ember mountain]

Ok

Thanks

Ummm

But like

No codes?

[barren ivy]

is this car good

[junior raven]

No

[cloud goblet]

Garbage

[quartz dome]

There are some but idk if they give ttokens

[barren ivy]

dang

[ember mountain]

So done

I wanna atleast try a starway

[sharp raven]

[granite rivet]

not a cent spent btw

[ember mountain]

....

[cloud goblet]

Give me 4k of those

[sharp raven]

give me 96k of those

[ember mountain]

Gimme 900 trust

[granite rivet]

😭 😭

[quartz dome]

Proof i dont cheap out with style tokens:

[granite rivet]

and i have 380k trade tokens

[cloud goblet]

What about your bank account

6 digits there too

[ember mountain]

Oop

[sharp raven]

can you send the last 4 digits of your social security number

[granite rivet]

what the

lmao

[ember mountain]

No but seriously i need 2 onyx blueprints

Or 900 tokens

[granite rivet]

why is chiron 25 bps

[quartz dome]

Where you can buy old decals from se's

[ember mountain]

Or 5 dollars worth of dimonds

[quartz dome]

2*

[granite rivet]

lol

[meager flame]

How long did this take?

[ember mountain]

Yeah

How long

[granite rivet]

idk maybe a year or 2, i started during bolide ds but i never saved my tokens

[meager flame]

E

[ember mountain]

A

[cloud goblet]

Sports

[ember mountain]

What.

[quartz dome]

Cut some slack this was 4 years ago 😭

[granite rivet]

i was playing for over 4 years

[meager flame]

Bro the teammates in syndicate security are so stupid

[granite rivet]

wait

when was bolide syndicate

[ember mountain]

We can tell bro.

[cloud goblet]

2022

[meager flame]

Bro tried knocking me out 7 times the moment the match started

[quartz dome]

You will get used to it 😄

[granite rivet]

what? i thought it was 2021

[meager flame]

They need to add ghost for teammates this is infuriating

[cloud goblet]

2021 gemera iirc

[granite rivet]

how do i check how old my account is anyways

[granite rivet]

well then its been 3+ years not four

[granite rivet]

when did unite drop?

[cloud goblet]

2024

[ember mountain]

Yeh

[quartz dome]

That defeats the purpose of the fun and chaos though. Its not supposed to be taken seriously

[opal pilot]

howdy ladies

[granite rivet]

ok so like 1.8 years or smth is how long it took to get to 96k

[ember mountain]

1.8

Years....

So 2

[granite rivet]

no

[cloud goblet]

8 months

[granite rivet]

because its not july yet

or june

[opal pilot]

its april

get it right

[quartz dome]

I saved up 8k in 4 days 😭

[ember mountain]

What.

WHATTTTT

[granite rivet]

unite came in june or july no?

[cloud goblet]

@opal pilot were you spoon

[ember mountain]

8K TOKENS?!

[quartz dome]

August

[opal pilot]

unite came in february

[opal pilot]

on alu?

[ember mountain]

Did it.

[cloud goblet]

Here on dc

[opal pilot]

no

[granite rivet]

nope cant be, maybe it was teased

[opal pilot]

trust

[granite rivet]

but the full public release?

[opal pilot]

cuz like

i said so

[quartz dome]

Wait im wrong, for switch it came out in August lmao

[granite rivet]

ok so i was right, like june or july

[ember mountain]

Look what i caused

[white bison]

Nice combo

[ember mountain]

Yeah man.

Not lookin at those tokens

I have 11

😀

[quartz dome]

I have 13k 😄

[opal pilot]

give bps

[rustic owl]

Whales issues

[opal pilot]

nvm i thought that was the tartarus

[granite rivet]

ok but see im only gl 20 and im f2p

[granite rivet]

dog

[opal pilot]

the school bathroom is cooked

[granite rivet]

the tartarus is not even a gl car 💀

[opal pilot]

nah but like

trust

[quartz dome]

Delivery driver gave up

[granite rivet]

tartarsauce

worst 5000 rank car ever

[quartz dome]

Fr

Waste of rank. Filler car

[opal pilot]

real

[granite rivet]

they also released on the worst track

like gl how bad of a season can u even make

[quartz dome]

Wasnt tartarus ds themed on chicago?

[granite rivet]

yes

[quartz dome]

I dont know the lore of alu

[final bluff]

maths problems be like

[opal pilot]

yes

[grim frost]

Yeah

[granite rivet]

what are yalls thoughts on ninjago

[opal pilot]

they poured fresh asphalt into the game

[final bluff]

greeeeeen

[opal pilot]

insert hapysivo offtopic gif here

jk

[junior raven]

[opal pilot]

i haven’t watched that since i was like 9

[quartz dome]

Ninjago is 0eak

[quartz dome]

Peak

[junior raven]

That is why my username is what it is

[opal pilot]

its very 0eak, i agree

[ember mountain]

Can someone lowky buy me some diamonds

[junior raven]

And I’m proud

[quartz dome]

Eek!

[granite rivet]

cool

[sharp raven]

lego ninjago so fire

[quartz dome]

Begging on the streets to be a p2w 🎵

[ember mountain]

Oh

Yuh

[acoustic dew]

help

[junior raven]

Even my little cousins tell me to watch the new seasons

[junior raven]

I can’t bring myself to watch anything new since Kirby passed though

[sharp raven]

its been a while since ive watched anything like that

but childhood was peak

[junior raven]

[ember mountain]

Chat i got a warning for too many capitals

[granite rivet]

i have no jay hair piece so ima call him an idiot

[granite rivet]

so why would you do that?

[flat walrus]

idiot

[grim frost]

the silliness consumes

[junior raven]

We do sillinesses

[quartz dome]

[opal pilot]

ni howdy fine lady

[sharp raven]

[opal pilot]

:blep:

[sharp raven]

[brittle pebble]

Well come welcome to lazyland's racers

[charred osprey]

[sharp raven]

gato

[grim frost]

The silliness will be the downfall of humanity

It is only a matter of time

[quartz dome]

Armageddon is on the horizon...

[grim frost]

It needs to be sooner

[torpid stirrup]

Can this only be done by controller?

[tender trench]

oh man

[junior raven]

The fall of man, tis all but benign, for it pertains to an inner instinct, borne from internal temptation since the dawn of time

[tender trench]

1h left

[junior raven]

Until what

[tender trench]

arena

[junior raven]

Oh yeah right

Goooo luck in advance

[tender trench]

thank you sir fusion

and of course redline

[sharp raven]

who is the opponent

[tender trench]

blue tiger

[sharp raven]

who that

[tender trench]

hum

159 car garage player

[junior raven]

Isn’t that a character in DS

[sharp raven]

[sharp raven]

bold of you to assume ive ever read any ds text

[junior raven]

But you can read

[charred osprey]

I don't even have motivation to play ds

[sharp raven]

potentially

[charred osprey]

100k ds coins is like what

[junior raven]

5 quid

[keen zephyr]

that's blue rabbit, blue tiger is smth else

[charred osprey]

500k credits or s,th

[junior raven]

Meh same difference

[charred osprey]

quid 5

[junior raven]

When did DS start

Feels like 24 years ago instead of a month ago

[sharp raven]

23 years ago

[junior raven]

DS is older than you

[sharp raven]

[charred osprey]

why is it calm today

Yesterday their was like

[sharp raven]

we are the same age

[charred osprey]

20 tornados

[sharp raven]

almost

[tall pebble]

Man aliens in chat

[tender trench]

glad im not

[tall pebble]

U are

[tender trench]

out of the group

[charred osprey]

I'm not even a good player

[junior raven]

Are we?

Arent you like 3 years older than me

[sharp raven]

did you get convinced by khriz calling me a grandpa

[junior raven]

Um

So, rather lovely weather we’ve been having

[charred osprey]

not here

[junior raven]

[charred osprey]

weather sucks here

[sharp raven]

i think youre a year younger

[tender trench]

@sharp raven yo

whats the best b class for Tuscany - Vineyard Townscape

[charred osprey]

go from 25c and tornados to 10c and snow

[wind arch]

[charred osprey]

amazing country

[sharp raven]

why ask me

[low hound]

db11

[sharp raven]

i dont play this game

[tender trench]

cuz you know more than me

says the esl guy

[junior raven]

Tengo diecinueve años

[tender trench]

[junior raven]

Probably

[tender trench]

absolutely not

[sharp raven]

try drako

[junior raven]

Uh

[sharp raven]

that cars pretty cool

[loud flint]

Snowing for me

[junior raven]

Peugeot 206

Or be a basic asphalt player and choose [meta car]

[tender trench]

the best I did was 1:01 with f1lm

[charred osprey]

Their was a tornado like 30 miles from me

[junior raven]

Is there collisions

[loud flint]

F1 LM

[tender trench]

yes

[loud flint]

sounds like fun

[tender trench]

gotta be careful

[sharp raven]

er9 sounds fun then

[junior raven]

No start ghosting?

[charred osprey]

Not really

[sharp raven]

get ahead and block

[junior raven]

In that case fart 9

[loud flint]

I was being sarcastic. Tornadoes don’t sound like fun

[tender trench]

10 secs

[charred osprey]

[loud flint]

We don’t have tornadoes in AK

[charred osprey]

Come to Midwest

[loud flint]

We have blizzards and windstorm and earthquakes

[jade raven]

lol

[junior raven]

You could Fart-R9

[loud flint]

I have family down there. They tell me that it’s a normal thing

[quartz dome]

If i had a few more gt65 bps to start, i wouldve made it there

[junior raven]

Whale

[quartz dome]

?

[charred osprey]

But in March it's a bit early

[junior raven]

Nice bot

I agree

[jade raven]

there goes

[charred osprey]

This was the one that hit 30 miles away from me

[quartz dome]

Uhh

[sharp raven]

if only it was a bot

[loud flint]

Oh my

[junior raven]

I wish it took me up

[sharp raven]

you sure youre okay snuff

[junior raven]

[charred osprey]

I'm fine yes

[charred osprey]

but that photo the city took a direct hit

Or town

It was a small town on lake

[quartz dome]

How poetic

[charred osprey]

If you watch the video, you see ice being oulled from the lake

[loud flint]

I think it may be true

[covert spade]

Hello

[loud flint]

Wind ain’t no joke

Here in AK, we get windstorms in winter of up to 120mph

[charred osprey]

It was ef3 preliminary

Which is 130-170mph

But it may go but to ef4

[quartz dome]

Here in the uk, we get rain everyday in winter

[loud flint]

Snow>>>>>>>rain to me, I know fusion disagrees

[junior raven]

Ah another Brit

Im sorry for your loss

[loud flint]

Rain is ok on a sick day

[junior raven]

I like both but snow is nonexistent here

[charred osprey]

I love snow

[quartz dome]

Snow is only fun if its not absolutely freezing

[loud flint]

But I’m a snow guy

[charred osprey]

but I also love rain

I just hate like

[grim frost]

same

[charred osprey]

Severe weather rain

hail sucks too

It also hurts

[quartz dome]

Same, its 99% rain and 2% snow

[loud flint]

Warm rain is fun

Cold rain is not

[junior raven]

[covert spade]

Hello guys i need a little help u guys play asphalt 9 ofc my ac was logged in with fb but now i cant acceess it what can i do?

[sharp raven]

i just love petrichor

[junior raven]

Go to customer care

[sharp raven]

its starting to rain here again

[quartz dome]

I never see the difference, rain is rain

[charred osprey]

have fun bring thrown into something at 250kmh

[sharp raven]

sometimes feels like jungle wet season and dry season repeating

[junior raven]

Base lancer speed isn’t so bad

[charred osprey]

h

Not when shrapnel is flying around you

[loud flint]

Dodge

Weeve

[junior raven]

Anything would be better than having to blow your nose for 12 days straight

[loud flint]

I can dodge it

[charred osprey]

Mine bleeds all the time

[junior raven]

I know not peace but restlessness

Fusion - 8:13

[quartz dome]

Ksi

[quartz dome]

These are so fire

[loud flint]

That’s not vegetarian (I don’t care )

Nothing better than a homemade burger or sandwich with chicken or beef

[quartz dome]

My mom makes them with flatbread

[quartz dome]

Homemade chickenburgers are a straight 10/10 but with flatbread its 12/10

[meager flame]

Is it worth getting the pass for the Holi event?

[quartz dome]

If you want utopia then yes

[loud flint]

Flatbread is goated

[meager flame]

Is it worth it? How good is the utopia?

[loud flint]

No

[quartz dome]

Try it for yourself in the event

[loud flint]

Utopia is a slightly worse Imola

If not just straight up worse

[meager flame]

Anything with flatbread instantly gets better

[quartz dome]

I think its better than naan bread

[meager flame]

I did, drove ok imo but how does it compare to other cars?

Cuz like I could also just wait and spend money on a diff A class

[quartz dome]

Thats up to you but i would say there are better cars

[meager flame]

Aight

[meager flame]

Naan is mid imo

[quartz dome]

You could wait for imola ir techrules

Or*

[meager flame]

Gotcha

I’m gonna see if they’re nice enough to let us get at the lpi

I rlly wanna lvl up the lpi

[somber valley]

Is there any clubs available for to join

[finite horizon]

Countach?

LPI 800 Countach?

[dull orbit]

day 5 asking for a teorema spotlight event

[low hound]

[misty eagle]

[quartz dome]

I didnt even know that car existed

[misty eagle]

Funny car

[quartz dome]

My fav car is the hyundai ioniq

[misty eagle]

Ez win

Trust

[cerulean venture]

.w

[quartz dome]

2nd try

[keen zephyr]

Do you have any affiliation with TADC

[quartz dome]

I watch the show but i dont ship funnybunny

[keen zephyr]

Corn-phobia

[flat walrus]

[minor raft]

what in tartarus is this

[low hound]

nfs hp ahh race

[pearl idol]

Told you.

That a lot of security vehicles in The Land of Snow. Did you see where you survived?

[dusky oriole]

If there were 195 cars the game would crash

How can you send photos when I’m unable to send photos?

Please help me

[junior raven]

You need chat role level 5

You can check using !rank in #🪅・bot-commands

[dense dune]

💀

[dusky oriole]

[formal pivot]

Wait a minute, who are you?

[regal plank]

Ezequiel

[dusky oriole]

2002 beam

N

G

Drive

[regal plank]

Not player, i don't know who's this guy

[dense dune]

👽

[formal pivot]

Why you changed your name

[regal plank]

Yes.

[dusky oriole]

Peads

[formal pivot]

19 mutual servers , yes that’s you

[dusky oriole]

Who class D master

You done

Or

No

Ahhh

[formal pivot]

Only 99% of players

[dusky oriole]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Not spam baby

[junior raven]

Also the level system doesn’t work like that

[dusky oriole]

My emojis

Is

[junior raven]

The exp only counts 1 message per minute

[dusky oriole]

Gone because of a warned

[arctic olive]

What

Fuf help

[junior raven]

With what

[dusky oriole]

this but there were so many emojis by app

[formal pivot]

Wiping after you know what

[dusky oriole]

be like

[junior raven]

What is you know what

[arctic olive]

DS

Too lazy

[junior raven]

Jus do has 3

[formal pivot]

Eating cheerios

[arctic olive]

I bought some mystery cars

That comes in bags

[formal pivot]

So gambling

[arctic olive]

Yes

Hot wheels ones

Didn't get the mustang

Or chiron (grand prize)

[dusky oriole]

PlayStation grand

Goolge be

[potent nacelle]

well well well

it has truely been a hot minute since ive been here

[junior raven]

What are you wiping after eating Cheerios

[dusky oriole]

Trading race

Shooting star

[potent nacelle]

🫩

[tender trench]

im so nervous

idk why

[quartz dome]

This one?

[potent nacelle]

baguette

[junior raven]

Good luck

[tender trench]

ill need it

[potent nacelle]

guys what have i missed in a9

[low hound]

probably everything

[potent nacelle]

i genuinely havent played kn months

[minor raft]

everything

[midnight raptor]

Collab with Eminem

[minor steppe]

"I will become a Chiron in the future" said little Chiron

[potent nacelle]

what

[quartz dome]

My switch broke and i got it fixed 2 years later. It broke a few weeks into alu and i missed everything

[potent nacelle]

crazy

idek which season i stopped playing at

i think it was the ssc one

[quartz dome]

If you miss a month of this game, your kinda cooked

[potent nacelle]

i missed more than a month

[minor raft]

ssc one?

[potent nacelle]

my last a9 reddit post was 271 days ago

[quartz dome]

There is so much that happens and you miss out on all the spotlight events

[potent nacelle]

so im beyond cooked

[junior raven]

@minor raft

[quartz dome]

Not as much as me

[minor raft]

@junior raven

[minor raft]

oh that

uhh lets see

[potent nacelle]

271 days ago🥹

[marsh oracle]

should i use 4* 918 or 4* f1 lm for gold 2

?

[quartz dome]

I played since switch launch and i only have 100 cars.

[minor raft]

the game got another rebrand

[potent nacelle]

wjat

[low hound]

no more ALU
we divorced

[minor raft]

asphalt had its series 20th anniversary

[potent nacelle]

🫩

[quartz dome]

Whats the lore behind 'asphalt legends unite' to 'asphalt legends'

[minor raft]

real

[minor raft]

asphalt legends divide

[quartz dome]

I see. But why was it rebranded

[low hound]

wish of john gameloft

idk actually

[minor raft]

at least the fat kanit font is gone

[low hound]

[steel summit]

[potent nacelle]

my beloved

[quartz dome]

It looked awful on the bps that font

[minor raft]

uh and the game introduced evo tuning

[potent nacelle]

🫩

[minor raft]

multiple esports and collaborations and competitions

[quartz dome]

My gold max huracan easily beats evo zr1's cause they suck

[minor raft]

san diego and india

[potent nacelle]

what

[minor raft]

f5 pack incident

[quartz dome]

Chicago and tuscany are the worst

[potent nacelle]

tuscany was good though?

was it changed

[quartz dome]

Imo i never liked it

[minor raft]

no

[minor steppe]

Asphalt legends unite deluxe premier ultimate

[undone vine]

hi

[minor raft]

hi

[wheat dock]

asphalt legends conquer

[low hound]

typical nintendo switch dlc name

[minor steppe]

DYH

DUH

[quartz dome]

I heard about ppl crashing out about that on reddit

[wheat dock]

is that the unite font? im so glad its gone

[junior raven]

Wsg

[quartz dome]

Yea

[potent nacelle]

lego bmw?

[crisp plank]

Why does pressure curve 3 needs 4 star centodieci?