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fathom juniper
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and the SBMM pairs you with total pros and you get rekt

signal kayak
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Only thing to do is to get my Warframe account to work on the PS5 and then I'll jump

fathom juniper
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  • in other news *
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oppsies

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just who could've seen this coming?

green scaffold
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Never happened before

fathom juniper
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never since the last time it happened

green scaffold
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I should think about selling Series X too while it fricking is still worth something PanThink

green scaffold
fathom juniper
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your data is so valuable to us we share it with everyone!

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sharing is caring, after all

green scaffold
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If we will share everyone's data, then it will all be worthless, so status quo will remain! Genius

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Anyhow, first that PS studio shutdown, now this, what a streak of crappy news

fathom juniper
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and i'm getting elite buffed bosses in zone 1 dusa

elfin matrix
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in other news...with headphones, the OST is really great, forgive me @fathom juniper senpai

fathom juniper
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holy crap coin toss is so good!

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my thief has a passive that spawns coins every time i hit someone
and a different passive that recharges my movement every time i hit for at least 10

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check out this play

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and with 9 luck it crits more often than not dusa

ocean iris
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jesus christ

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was gonna say this

ocean iris
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god finally done with ff7r

elfin matrix
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every part in that game where you see sephiroth, he isn't there in the original

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This is Kingdom heart nomura sephiroth

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which I just don't get it, Nomura was part of the Original team back in 97

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But Sakaguchi was also there

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He worked in Final Fantasy from 1 to 9 with 9 being his favorite. He had nothing to do with FF X and X is the greastest FF game of them all funny enough, was the only time Square managed to make a FF game without him that is better than his previous works

ocean iris
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god im tired

elfin matrix
fathom juniper
elfin matrix
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didn't pay attention

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melproud I got cocky....ugh

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at least the cats werent that great but I lost 80 coins

ocean iris
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Im just absolutely confused about the ending tbh

So we're in fanfiction/alternate timeline territory now?

elfin matrix
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WE ALL ARE!!! hahahahaha

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the game assumes you played the OG FF 7

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why do you think I got mad when people wrote here "People want to experience FF 7 through the remake and they shouldn't have to play the original if they dont want to" and all that crap

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because is not a remake

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Square is trying to make their compilation garbage fanfiction canon

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Remake and rebirth have characters and aspects from the entire compilation, even from future sequels

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I tried to warn you, but nobody listen to the FF 7 fanboy that rants about the multibillion company destroying the legacy of the OG because "Game fun"

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So I just have to assume that people just don't care and I care too much

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melproud I wish I didn't care

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Now you have to do homework Skaraotzky

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-Watch Advent Children, Play dirge of cerberus or watch a lets play, play or don't crisis core, watch the Nokia Turks prequel that was japan only, watch a summary of OG ff 7 since you won't play it, then you watch the FF 7 gacha game prequel story that shows Sephiroth early years in Soldier

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Spoilers...is mostly crap

ocean iris
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Its all so tiring

elfin matrix
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it is

ocean iris
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Ill just stick to the ivalice alliance

elfin matrix
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yeah, forget about FF 7

ocean iris
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FF Tactics is the best anyway :3

elfin matrix
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FF 12 takes place in Ivalice universe

ocean iris
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Also today I learned Tactics Advance has a DS sequel??

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What tha heeeeell

elfin matrix
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FF 12 also has a sequel on DS

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Don't play the Yuffie DLC, jump the ship

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besides yuffie dlc is fan fiction anyway, she is a secret character in the original

ocean iris
elfin matrix
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Well thats true

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to prove my hater fanboy credentials I have 100% FF7 remake, TWICE

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and Rebirth Once

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eh remake is doable.....a bit painful here and there but Rebirth is straight up Garbage to 100%, never do it

ocean iris
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I dont think Im emotionally ready to begin Rebirth tbh

elfin matrix
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Do not

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I only recommend the OG FF 7, thats the complete story

ocean iris
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I saw some cool visual mods for it too

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New Threat, that's the mod name

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Or idk how it was called

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but it had some cool character models

elfin matrix
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I have never modded FF 7

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yes, but dont mistake it with the Gacha game who has updated models too, which mean Square could have done a normal remake all along and choose not to

ocean iris
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ngl the original character models are so goofy I cant take the story seriously like that

elfin matrix
ocean iris
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||That image of Zack laying dead in the OG still makes me laugh||

elfin matrix
ocean iris
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No I just looked on the wiki

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I genuinely do not have time for anything these days, it's a miracle I beat the remake tbh

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Only took me like...almost a month

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If it wasnt a month, then it felt like it

elfin matrix
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u better off not playing JRPGs

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they demand too much time

ocean iris
elfin matrix
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thats an MMO

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it never ends, you play at your own pace and do what you want.

ocean iris
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tbh I enjoyed my wow grind more than ff7 remake

elfin matrix
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As it should

ocean iris
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I will certainly not be replaying it ;_;

elfin matrix
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FF 7 remake is only 10% of the OG

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Thats what Square Enix Deserve by ruining the JRPG that made the genre mainstream

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remake cost 59.99$ on ps4, 69,99 bundle with Rebirth for a limited time, Rebirth covers up to the end of Disc 2

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So part 3 will cost 79.99$?

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You could Play the entire MEGAMAN IP and still have money to spare

ocean iris
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I think I will just try almost every ff game and see what sticks

elfin matrix
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4 5 6 8 9 and X are easy choices

ocean iris
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Ye ik BUT

I was thinking of 12 and 13 mostly because I saw them in discount bins as a kid

elfin matrix
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4 has too many versions, Including a 3D remake from the DS era and is very challenging

ocean iris
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But protagonist has pink hair!

elfin matrix
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yeah and is one of the worst games ever made

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literally....plays itself

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dusa thats probably the biggest problem

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and has 2 sequels

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13-2 is so much better....but runs like trash on pc

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Lightning returns part 3 is a very strange game

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i can't even begin to describe it

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eh.....Solo Lightning, with Job system, with No exp gain, with majora mask time Management while on a timer.

ocean iris
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Interesting

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12 seems the most mysterious out of the bunch

elfin matrix
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is IVALICE universe so you should feel right at home

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has its perk, like the Voice acting has many accents

ocean iris
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I always liked the ivalice setting bc of tactics

elfin matrix
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Ps2 version everyone is jack of all trades, master of everything or you could play the new version with Jobs

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warning with the newest version. You cant change Jobs

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the choices are permanent. Mid way through the game you get the option to pick a 2nd job for every character

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is probably the most stressful aspect of 12 for me

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@ocean iris you ever played Xenoblade Chronicles games?

ocean iris
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Nop

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thought of emulating them

elfin matrix
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oh...well FF 12 gameplay is like a prototype version of xenoblade gameplay

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u could watch gameplay

ocean iris
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I saw that you can program your party members?

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that is very cool

elfin matrix
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Gambits system

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has a ton of Hunts aka Quest, many people believe that the true game is the many HUNTS which is just Go here and beat this super strong enemies for rewards

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and yeah, I agree

ocean iris
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i wish i could program party members in ff7 remake

elfin matrix
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the game will always track your leader

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β–Ά Play video
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Steel ball Run in March

pure kernel
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march shaping up to be a fire month

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sts 2 and jojo part 7 dropping πŸ‘€

stable kindle
elfin matrix
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Sakaguchi favorite's

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stopped being my favorite after trying the 1000 rope jumping trophy

woven breach
elfin matrix
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sadly they didn't learn anything. Stage 1.

dense kindle
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oh wait phil spencer is out?

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bye

ivory horizon
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Time to brace ourselves for the Copilot gaming assistant

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Not that it might even happen, but that is no replacement for well written manuals

lost igloo
# stable kindle ff9 my beloved

incase you havent seen this, ff9 had a crossover event with a mobile game a few months back. so we got to see a bit of what some of the updated stuff square might have. It got me started on the game and it's actually been pretty nice πŸ™‚
But there's some cutscenes in the event straight from ff9 and they all look great
https://youtu.be/m7gQN5tJdM0

FINAL FANTASY IX crossover confirmed!

"Beneath a sky full of memories...
Another journey begins"

β—† Playable characters
Zidane (CV: Romi Park)
Vivi (CV: Ikue Otani)
Garnet (CV: Mamiko Noto)
Steiner (CV: Minoru Hirota)

β—† Story
Aldo finds himself in the skies over Alexandria.

Rescued and subsequently recruited by the Tantalus theater troup...

β–Ά Play video
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Plus it has the Chocobo Hot and Cold minigame from ff9

fathom juniper
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mornin' peepoScuffedCoffee

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you guys wanna see something dumb? PES_Lul

woven breach
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it's gotta be funny bim

lusty pendant
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It's 2am for me dusa

fathom juniper
lusty pendant
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I'll check it out when I wake up

fathom juniper
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can't tell if it's good or if it's... bad PES_BoiStop

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ah, i see
"Judgment Day: Some tiles will get Raptured at the end of each round during the battle. More tiles are affected every round."
god damn it, edmund...

echo hazel
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"raptured" so instant death?

fathom juniper
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nah mate they're gonna play bioshock

echo hazel
fathom juniper
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right?

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the rapture tile just hit a nuclear warhead in the corner of the room! PES_BoiStop

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oh this is... bad

echo hazel
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is this from bunker in act 2? πŸ˜‚

fathom juniper
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yes

echo hazel
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i beat the desert but ended the run

fathom juniper
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yeah in act 2 the game stops screwing around

echo hazel
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after that got team wiped for a few runs trying to do side quests in act 1

fathom juniper
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makes act 1 on hard feel like a tutorial

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oh jesus christ PES_BoiStop
oh stuff gets... disturbing in act 2 PES_BoiStop

echo hazel
fathom juniper
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aw

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yeah i thought it seemed a bit too strong for just 5 mana

fathom juniper
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i just one-hit queen hippo on round 2 dusa

fathom juniper
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he's so smug PES_Lul

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basically - she had bruise something
so i hit her with the assassinate skill which has 10 base damage
+around 50% of that for a backstab - so that's 15
double for a crit so that's 30
and then some other thing popped and i don't even know what it was PES_Lul

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oh right - i have a thing that makes my crits do +100%

fathom juniper
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XD i just got a cat that can speak english in arnie's voice
10/10

next patio
fathom juniper
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oh hey alex
you wanna see something dumb?

elfin matrix
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I am too far behind

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I quit the game when thinks werent going my way

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came back and some guy threaten me for messing with the game save data

fathom juniper
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oh that's steve

elfin matrix
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You get 1 start over per run

fathom juniper
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well technically you can do that as much as you want

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but there will be consequences

elfin matrix
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and what are those?

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will he delete my save file?

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give me -2 cats

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I got a tiny little kitten

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has -2 in all its stats except 2

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useless

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when i say MINUS 2 I MEAN literally the stats were in the NEGATIVES

fathom juniper
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well - why don't you find out yourself? peepoSmug2

elfin matrix
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it seems you already did

fathom juniper
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nope

elfin matrix
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oh come on

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we are Cattos friendos here

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Will stab bim in the back at the first chance

elfin matrix
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shadedisgruntled you going to start a cult?

mystic wave
fathom juniper
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i'm so proud of you right now

fathom juniper
mystic wave
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Thank you

fathom juniper
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you get special class hats for beating something

elfin matrix
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useless

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because they all break

fathom juniper
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nope

elfin matrix
fathom juniper
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they have a 50% chance of breaking after a run

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and you do get a warning too if it was worn or not

elfin matrix
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50% chance of breaking might as well be 100% breaking chance

fathom juniper
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nah - i like this system

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this combined with limited inventory and general dificulty discourages hoarding and encourages experimenting with different stuff

elfin matrix
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of course you do, you are Bim

fathom juniper
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like - i just equipped a furniture box on my hunter which gives you 8 armor but -5 speed
and i did that only so that i could deal a precisely calculated amount of damage to him myself so that the box would break and give me furniture for my Bimhaus

mystic wave
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You deal damage to your own...cats

elfin matrix
fathom juniper
elfin matrix
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and people here have called me Heartless for not caring about digital cats

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I had a box that gave 1 armor....I got rid of it.

mystic wave
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If there's furnitures in them how are cats wearing it

elfin matrix
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90s cartoon logic

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I guess...

elfin matrix
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so next time I just put boxes on my cats, let them take damage and I get a free furniture?

fathom juniper
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yeah

fathom juniper
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everything in this game has pros and cons
ups and downs
even the nastiest disorders and mutations

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so the box gives you armor and free stuff when it breaks - yes
but it's so damn heavy your speed can go to -2

elfin matrix
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already saw your 30 hp cat pin pong around in diagonal and die

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
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what the hell was that?

fathom juniper
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it's a quest item

elfin matrix
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So i don't make the same mistake

fathom juniper
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it's a bouncy ball - you put it on a cat and it makes everything super bouncy

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you will know it when you see it

elfin matrix
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the spring is better

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push anything away from you

fathom juniper
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ye

elfin matrix
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Never equip a bouncing ball, got it

fathom juniper
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you have to if you want to do that quest

fathom juniper
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dr. beanies asks you to take it to the caves
good luck with that PES_Salute

elfin matrix
fathom juniper
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f no KEKW

elfin matrix
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then I won't

fathom juniper
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i barely made it out the cat alley and went back home

elfin matrix
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sounds like end game stuff

fathom juniper
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i mean - i can see a way of doing it
hunters

mystic wave
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What's in the cat alley sounds cute

fathom juniper
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attack from a distance so that you won't start bouncing

elfin matrix
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thats the fist section of the game

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hunters have trash mobility

fathom juniper
mystic wave
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Eem

fathom juniper
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freakin' FENRIR aPES2_AngeryDistort

elfin matrix
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Solid Snake Cat

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Muscle cat

fathom juniper
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oh solid snake was never this annoying

elfin matrix
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king Hippo Cat from Punch out but female

elfin matrix
mystic wave
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Cat alley is full of rats what the hell

elfin matrix
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Magician Cat

fathom juniper
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i mean - there's cats too

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hang on let me show you

elfin matrix
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Buffer cat

fathom juniper
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creature of pure hate and just...
just hate

mystic wave
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Erm

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This is like

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Herding cats

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Can you actually get it to move the smart way

fathom juniper
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you have to move the smart way

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the cats just follow your orders...

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...usually

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my strat is to bumrush him and shove him into a corner as fast as i can

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cause 3 rounds in he poops out so many traps it's impossible to remember where they are

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stepping in one isn't a big deal
but having two cats locked in place like that really lets this dude go wild and poop out even more traps and it all just spirals out of control

mystic wave
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Missing a turn in a turn game is a big deal!

fathom juniper
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yeah

echo hazel
fathom juniper
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last time i had 2 in my backpack and they didn't give me anything

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after the run

echo hazel
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I've never even equipped them on my cats and they still gave me stuff after returning home

mystic wave
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LMAO

fathom juniper
mystic wave
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Bim this is amazing

mystic wave
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Ok so maybe bims method has merit after all?!

mystic wave
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Can they be happy

fathom juniper
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yeah

mystic wave
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😌

echo hazel
fathom juniper
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correction
i just missed 4 more

fathom juniper
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on tina 2 i was able to deal 134 per turn dusa

echo hazel
fathom juniper
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okay - i got the ikea box
i'm gonna leave it in my inventory, kill the boss and then book it

echo hazel
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i have 0 furniture in my storage so whenever something got added it was obvious

fathom juniper
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it should go to your house building menu

echo hazel
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yeah that's what i meant

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furniture storage sounds better than house building menu

fathom juniper
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NOOOOO

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okay - i'm not doing this

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i got to dybukk
quickly got him down to 1 hp
he then possessed my hunter and wiped my entire team while setting himself on fire
popped out

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and then my hunter burned to death

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okay so i managed to alt+f4 in time
but this is my second restart this run, which means...

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the punishment is coming PES_BoiStop

echo hazel
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how do you save scum anyway? I've seen people say steven from tein will annoy you about it

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and only allows it once or something

fathom juniper
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just quit the game during a fight

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or quickly alt+f4

echo hazel
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oh if i quit the main menu and come back the fight will go back to the beginning?

fathom juniper
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yeah

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you get one freebie per run

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sweet revenge GWvertiPeepoCheer

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okay @echo hazel
you were right PES_Lul

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god i wasted so much time trying to break those boxes open PES_BoiStop

echo hazel
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i mean the description just said it becomes furniture when you return home

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if anything, i thought breaking it would make me get nothing

fathom juniper
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wait
for me it says it becomes furniture when it breaks

echo hazel
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🀨

fathom juniper
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aight
let's try the bouncy bubble ball quest again aPES2_PoggersFastSpin

elfin matrix
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so you are safe

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
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after the 4th one, Steven gets mad

fathom juniper
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well i got punished at 2 so i'm not gonna risk it

elfin matrix
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huh?

fathom juniper
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yup

elfin matrix
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damn, your luck is -1

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should we spoil the punishment or...naw?

fathom juniper
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nah

fathom juniper
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my hunter has the tower defense skill which makes it fire at anything that gets in range for mere 1 damage
but he also has an item that makes his shots bounce once to the next nearest enemy

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so momma spider made a little spider, this triggered the hunter auto fire
that puny 1 dmg shot bounced off the little spider and hit momma spider in the ass which made her mad
so she went off to bite my thief and then... this
all of this PES_BoiStop

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wtf is happening

fathom juniper
stable kindle
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discord glitch, happens sometimes when i send vid links across dms too. it will work eventually, it varies lol

elfin matrix
elfin matrix
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Bim is ultra cheating, I know it!!!

fathom juniper
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apparently i'm not

elfin matrix
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anyway, stop playing for 2 days, so I can catch up

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....scratch that, make it 2 weeks

fathom juniper
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the quest was to finish caves with this borked item
and i did finish a run, but close to the end i got another, even worse chain reaction
and the cat carrying that item just exploded from all the bouncing around
so the dr. whatshisface got mad and considers it a lost item - so i failed the quest

elfin matrix
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I hate when cat explodes while having 0 deaths

fathom juniper
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this tends to happen in the spidermom fight
cause all the spiders

elfin matrix
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thats exactly where I lost my Fighter

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he got stuck in webs for 5 turns in a row

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I don't know what happened.

fathom juniper
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here's two pro tips for spiderwebs

elfin matrix
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Free from webs with basic Attack, Still stuck

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unlocked the BONEYARD

fathom juniper
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1 - you don't have to use your standard attack to break free - you can use other skills that move you around
anything with a dash or a jump or a teleport works

elfin matrix
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1-Know this one but that run only 2 cats have mobility melproud

fathom juniper
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and 2 - the game considers spiderwebs to be a debuff
so if you have a cleric that removes debuffs - use that

elfin matrix
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BIM re open your youtube channel

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So far this game is the GOTY

fathom juniper
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oh yeah

echo hazel
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we all know gta 6 will win goty and best ost and best art anyway because "muh realistic graphics" πŸ˜’

fathom juniper
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rockstar can buy all the awards it can the same way they did in 2013 for all i care
they still haven't made a single game that's even half as fun as this

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according to steam i have 68,6 hours in this thing and i feel like i could easily double it

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also - come on, steam
couldn't you guys round it up? dusa

elfin matrix
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back then on xbox 360 era

fathom juniper
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i just hate how the rage engine GTAs play

elfin matrix
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GTA has always play like garbage.

fathom juniper
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in general - from controls, structure, how linear they are
everything

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on top of many, many other things
i don't wanna rant about that
i'm having fun with cats now aPES2_Gamer

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btw - have you met zodiac yet @elfin matrix ?

fathom juniper
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such a fun fight

elfin matrix
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haven't play in 4 hours

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6%

fathom juniper
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oh then he should show up soon

elfin matrix
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i have 11 hours

fathom juniper
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i think his zone unlocks after you beat the boneyard once

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oh and one more thing
earlier today i got a cat named "Missing Texture" and i honestly can't tell if it's intentional or not aPES_LulLaugh

elfin matrix
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Junkyard boss....nuked the place and lost 2 of my cats

elfin matrix
fathom juniper
fathom juniper
echo hazel
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I've seen alley has more than one boss so i assume junkyard has more than one as well

fathom juniper
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the ones that can kill each other in a single round if you set them up right

mystic wave
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like nubby's nuymber factory?!

fathom juniper
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the game just plays itself dusa

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nuymber

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ohno miko is turning into a cat already PES_BoiStop

mystic wave
fathom juniper
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hang on i had to correct my own typo after finding yours dusa

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btw - you wanna see my double cat?

mystic wave
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what....what is a double cat.......

mystic wave
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erm

fathom juniper
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leonard found a broken jar with some radioactive liquid of dubious origin
and it turned his tail into another cat

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it gives him +1 int XD

mystic wave
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does it

fathom juniper
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it's two brains

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for the price of one!

mystic wave
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😭

fathom juniper
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i have... way too many cats
39 at the moment

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this is becoming a bit of a problem

mystic wave
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i thought you love your cats

fathom juniper
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i do - that's why i have 38 of them

mystic wave
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erm...

fathom juniper
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what am i going to do with my 37 cats?

mystic wave
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oh dear

fathom juniper
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im just messing with you

mystic wave
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but that probably is the correct strat..... is there some kind of commentary going on with this game or isi t just being silly

fathom juniper
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there is, actually

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emdund said the wants the player to start asking a lot of uncomfortable questions

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i know this game seems like it's 80% pee pee poo poo jokes and humping cats, but it's actually pretty damn smart

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just likes to be silly

mystic wave
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i see!

pure kernel
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is mewgenics just meow + eugenics or what πŸ˜‚

fathom juniper
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yes that is the jokes

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although i prefer to call it "Cattorio"

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if your mage's family tree doesn't look like a blue circuit factory then you're playing the game wrong dusa

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actually - mine looks surprisingly normal, huh PES_Think

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so i just got Persephone
she's got speed like Eris, Health like Typhon and the voice of the Poly Cyclops dusa

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and mild gambling addiction

fathom juniper
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god i love the Tinkerer class XD

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he's just a big bouncy explody bomb of chaos if you make him wrong enough XD

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crap wrong video

elfin matrix
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Tina is coming

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game better with ......Decides to check options Battle SPEED 2.

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3 and 4 is just too darn fast

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I have a cat whose name is .....DANTE!!!

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
fathom juniper
#

a nekomancer dusa

dire condor
#

anybody here play Withering Rooms? it's a roguelike with a witch theme

fathom juniper
#

it's gonna be fun

elfin matrix
#

another one? We are busy with the cat one, I can't take more than 1 rouge game at a time.

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
#

Oh its so chunky PES_CowboyLove

#

What are their stats?
I can see it comes with Thorns 1 passive by default

echo hazel
#

hamster style

elfin matrix
#

tina 2 days away

fathom juniper
#

Hell yeah! aPES2_Cheer

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Remember to send in your best cats
The best of the best

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Real Meow Team 6 of your house

fathom juniper
#

Oh god damn it

#

Oh that’s good

lost igloo
#

i'm curious about this one πŸ™‚
https://youtu.be/iP6EReQcWQ0

THE ORCS ARE BROKE! Embody their Warchief and lead them out of misery in this brutish strategy game with base-building, where progress comes from what you DON'T destroy.

We’re releasing a free demo on Steam for you to enjoy!

Curious to know what it’s about? Our newly revamped Don’t Kill Them All Steam page will tell you everything! https...

β–Ά Play video
fathom juniper
#

Dont kill them all?

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Why not?

echo hazel
#

my guess is they're necessary for the ecosystem to keep functioning so you have to kill just enough to consume their flesh and bathe in their blood and feast on their misery while also leaving enough of them to reproduce and get the numbers back up

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haven't watched the trailer though

lost igloo
#

maybe they're trying to learn farming?

fathom juniper
#

our precious precious boy!

#

look at him he's so adorable PES_CowboyLove

#

so @elfin matrix
how's the tina fight going?

elfin matrix
#

was doing a run

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btw, one of my cats drinked from a fountain and turned back into a kitten

fathom juniper
#

amazing

elfin matrix
#

could have used for another run

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but I f up and donated it

fathom juniper
#

my skill checks usually go the other way around

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and make my cat grow another cat out of it's butt or something

dense kindle
clear python
#

A voice is saying your name. A WWII-era machine, long hidden in a church basement, whirs to life. Through a crackling speaker, a man asks you to find a stolen book. He only knows the title. Time is running out.

The machine, created by Bletchley Park engineers Cecil Caulderly and Beatrice Dooler, contains a vast archive of obscure books,…

Price

$6.99

Recommendations

742

Metacritic

83

echo hazel
fathom juniper
#

yes

fathom juniper
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oooohhhh i haven't been this mad at a roguelike in freaking ages

#

oh i'm still fuming

elfin matrix
elfin matrix
fathom juniper
#

you wanna know what ticked me off so hard?

thorny shoal
#

anyone trying out anything from Steam Next Fest? Pluto and Airframe Ultra look interesting

thorny shoal
#

i'll get to mewgenics eventually!

fathom juniper
#

stupid game

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don't play it

#

0/10

#

you're better off spending your free time doing taxes

thorny shoal
fathom juniper
#

i would have to spoil one of the kinda-secret mechanics to tell you

#

like - i was kinda joking there
i love the game - it's some of the funniest crap i've ever played but BOI did this last run make me mad

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i'm pretty sure i invented a bunch of whole new swear words today and my neighbours think i have tourettes

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just proper mother- f- piece- so and so, keyboard smashing rage PES_Lul

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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10/10

thorny shoal
#

oh

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game still good then

fathom juniper
#

oh it's amazing

thorny shoal
#

ive been watching people play it and the OST is amazing

fathom juniper
#

yeah

thorny shoal
#

this better win some awards

fathom juniper
#

i can't wait for the game awards to roll in
i wanna see them play the poop song live πŸ—‚οΈ

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xd? πŸ—‚οΈ ?

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oh, right
i don't have the emote

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dusa it is then dusa

thorny shoal
#

praying it gets nominated for GOTY so I can hear "tasty legs and crispy thighs" being sung in the game awards

fathom juniper
#

You're just another number
And number two is your name!

lusty pendant
#

Will I enjoy outer wilds if I'm not a good puzzle game person

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My only reference for that is I only survived the last 1/3 of ghost trick because I had someone on voice who I can cry for help at

steel marten
#

ULTRAKILL FRAUD LAYER TOMORROW LETS GOOOOOO

clear python
#

Iβ€˜d say so, most of the puzzles arenβ€˜t really puzzles but essentially finding your way somewhere without a quest marker (well technically there are quest markers but the only mark like the general planet)

ocean iris
#

@elfin matrix i just got the OG FF7 for 5 euros on steam

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this game looks so good

ocean iris
#

i modded the hell out of it

fathom juniper
#

The duality of man dusa

elfin matrix
#

finally, the true FF 7 expirience

#

...you mod it? no first playthrough with the vanilla game? U_U

#

oh well

elfin matrix
#

trying to be Optimal

#

the desert scares me

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Now I have the Pink Ribbon

ocean iris
#

60 fps mod
upscaled FMVs
upscaled EVERYTHING
and using the enhanced chibi model
and concept art accurate battle models

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and fan made voice acting

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Its basically the OG game, just clearer

hearty yarrow
#

I kinda enjoy that the diablo 2 dlc adds QoL to the game that ancient mods had

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Like some were in mods in the mid 2000s

elfin matrix
#

anyway me playing Megaman X8 Demake with all the mods. Mods means the extra characters that werent included in the original Demake. Only Megaman X was playable. This demake is way harder than any X game that came before...I am playing i normal for crist sake

fathom juniper
#

how did your first tina fight go?

steep stirrup
#

"KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME"

#

it was crazy

fathom juniper
#

im not sure i follow

steep stirrup
#

oh boy

elfin matrix
#

wanted to try "How to make perfect cats from the start"

#

did the tutorial and....my cats refuse to have kittens

#

"Today was a quiet day" OH COME ON!!!

fathom juniper
#

well hey - it happens

#

they may just not like each other

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or have low charisma

elfin matrix
#

but 6 days in a row?

fathom juniper
#

yeah

elfin matrix
#

πŸ’€

#

playing the Demake of Megaman X8 anyway....almost done

lavish jolt
#

Okay, question for those that have played tmnt splintered fate, is it good? I hear it’s a hades like game, so I was curious.

elfin matrix
#

eh?

lavish jolt
elfin matrix
#

oh.....no idea it even existed

#

play the TMNT NES games instead meltada

fathom juniper
#

apparently edmund is nerfing the cleric and hunter classes in the next patch @elfin matrix

#

so you better do those runs fast!

ocean iris
mystic wave
#

maybe you can make it a toggle

#

fight when you want to fight

ocean iris
#

i got steam stuff enabled

#

but i can just disable it, toggle it back on and just get the steam stuff back

elfin matrix
#

materia is the most important

ocean iris
#

i dont mind the random encounters that much but sometimes they really suck you dry in terms of resources

elfin matrix
#

FF 7 is a very easy game, u shouldn't have any issues with resources

ocean iris
#

i think the worst part were the random encounters escaping the mako reactor because, apparently, one of my mods, for some reason, halved the countdown timer lmao

elfin matrix
#

never played FF 7 with mods, at this point I doubt I ll ever will

ocean iris
#

there's a mod called new threat which is like a new game plus, for series veterans

elfin matrix
#

meh

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Knight of the rounds go vroooommmmm

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but I ll check it out, now lets see

dense kindle
#

ultrakill fraud today

thorny shoal
elfin matrix
#

don t tell me it was on EARLY all this time

thorny shoal
#

it's a boomer shooter that launched on EA back in 2020

#

still on early access

tame veldt
#

and that's my zoomer take

dense kindle
stable kindle
dense kindle
#

yeah it's definitely a zoomer shooter

tame veldt
#

tghere's a reason it's hyped up tho. despite being based on 'derivative' ideas the previews for the new layer have all been breathtaking for a psx styled game

elfin matrix
thorny shoal
#

hmm gonna keep an eye on it, looks like it has plenty of content but I dont mind waiting for full release

elfin matrix
#

I was playing Genshin in 2020

tame veldt
elfin matrix
#

but I quit, good riddance

thorny shoal
tame veldt
elfin matrix
#

ban vortex until he beats all his games

stable kindle
thorny shoal
#

compared to people who have thousands of games in their steam library

#

i have some self restraint!

elfin matrix
tame veldt
#

yeah im no better lmao

elfin matrix
stable kindle
#

but i might like them ):

thorny shoal
#

gonna keep buying them

stable kindle
#

ill get to them eventually

said ten years ago

thorny shoal
#

it's nice to have some that one day you feel like playing and you don't have to wait for a sale because you already did years ago

elfin matrix
#

Pray I get a cat name Vortex in Mewgenics

thorny shoal
#

is there a cat named vortex

elfin matrix
#

names are random, you can't name them

elfin matrix
#

thats how we call popcorns in latino america

thorny shoal
#

i thought they were all poop related names

elfin matrix
#

had a necromancer called DANTE

#

there was a fire spell caster Virgil online...he did thought, went feral and burned the entire team

thorny shoal
#

a Dante Alighieri reference?!

elfin matrix
#

This is a Capcom Discord Vortex

past bay
#

Okay, NaN I understand as "not a number", and "inf" Is presumably "infinite"; is e e the constant?

dense kindle
#

fraud now

thorny shoal
#

turns out sts is a good game

high hound
#

been thinking about a little idea, what if instead of releasing 1 new pokemon game every year game freak just made like a huge pokemon mmo that released new regions every year and let you keep your pokemon from the old DLCs

#

but to combat endless power creep they only give you access to your old pokemon after beating the new region's final gym, and then you can use your old pokemon on their elite 4 and champion

thorny shoal
high hound
#

You're right, we've heard how much nintendo fans loved Pokemon Legends Z-A and we have something prepared for you guys! πŸ˜‰

stable kindle
#

that message with the pfp + name combo is taking me out

thorny shoal
#

set us free

dense kindle
#

play ultrakill

pure kernel
past bay
#

O I C 🫑

pure kernel
#

which makes naneinf really funny bc it's nan to the 10^infinity

#

makes 0 sense πŸ˜‚

past bay
#

What a verily nonsens-- yes haha

manic isle
dense kindle
#

makes sense to me

#

naneinf should be equal to 1einf, right?

pure kernel
#

no since you can't compare a number to not a number

ocean iris
#

IGN posted this and

#

god damn it I'll boot up Titanfall 2 now

#

we still miss you Vince

echo hazel
#

man @fathom juniper you weren't joking about act 2

#

went until the bunker, run was carried by my tank that had 100% crit chance and a necro with reap

#

i always thought reap was useless until i noticed it specifically mentioned "health" and realized the implications πŸ€‘

elfin matrix
#

@fathom juniper Tina down, easy. pfff, what a weakling....was going to write the word with P but I am afraid of the bot

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
#

That fight is so hype

echo hazel
fathom juniper
#

||and 3 dusa ||

echo hazel
#

yeah i was spoiled on that

#

dunno what happens afterwards though

fathom juniper
#

One of the most messed up questlines I’ve ever seen

#

Not on its own, unless you think really hard about it

#

That said - it ends in such a disgusting way it’s gonna test a lot of people’s limits for gross out stuff

#

Good music though pepoThumb

elfin matrix
#

Tina was a pushover for my red cats and my super priest

#

my archer....he was lame....I sent him to the store to get more stuff to buy

elfin matrix
fathom juniper
#

another day, another screechfest with dr. beanies

#

thank you, edmund pepeEyeRoll

fathom juniper
#

you guys remember that one cat i got that always looked PES_AngeryPing?

fathom juniper
#

oh my god
i hate the bats... so much aPES2_AngeryDistort

#

@echo hazel @elfin matrix guys - how do you deal with them?

echo hazel
#

i have done a whopping total of 1 caves run melsmile

fathom juniper
#

ah

#

don't... do... cave... runs...

#

okay, noted

#

no, mini-me!
noooooooooooo!

#

oh great he's made the spider mom mad PES_Facepalm

#

STOP HEALING THE BOSS, MINI-ME!

#

and stop wasting my money too PES_Lul

elfin matrix
#

I haven't done the desert

#

busy day.....

elfin matrix
#

I still haven't recovered from that Sewer run where a Chunky shark ate my whole team

elfin matrix
#

breeding the perfect cats. Just got one with 3 stats with Seven

echo hazel
#

doesn't help that half of my good stat cats are gay and the two rare furnitures i found both demolish my health

fathom juniper
#

With gay cats you have higher chances of strays showing up with better stats and skills

#

Just - you know - make sure they have some company or they will get super depressed
Like my beloved Genghis Nyan PES3_SadCoffee

echo hazel
fathom juniper
#

I genuinely felt like crap but there wasn’t much I could do about it

#

Now I have like 50 of them and I’m genuinely losing control over the Bimhaus

echo hazel
fathom juniper
#

Why is it that the strongest cats always get the cutest, most innocent names?

#

Like my gigachad squarejaw 10 str 10 char mr. Fluffy

#

He lived till like 34
That’s like 120 in human years

echo hazel
#

yeah I'm keeping mr bubbles for tina 2 and then giving him away to probably frank

fathom juniper
#

Nah keep him

#

You can even send old cars on runs

echo hazel
#

he's already retired

#

am i missing something?

fathom juniper
#

Nah just the cars that have the β€žold” tag

#

Grey hair
Walking stick

#

But you can’t send retired cats on runs

woven breach
echo hazel
mystic wave
fathom juniper
#

This is like a 2 on a scale of 10 of wild things this game does

#

Yesterday one of my cats found a legendary rocket launcher in a garbage bin

#

And I’m keeping it for a cat that spawns with a mini-me skill

#

So that the cat in question will have it
And the mini-cat will have a mini-rpg too

#

And then there’s a mini-me+ skill which makes your mini-me spawn another mini-me
A quarter-me
And he’s gonna have an RPG too!

fathom juniper
#

I also have a severed human head, a nuke gun, a new Vegas blue star bottle cap and an old wig that spawns ticks and mites for every 4 luck the wearer has

#

One of these days I’ll have to show you my vast collection of trash

fathom juniper
#

It… surprisingly like that

#

Tina is weirdly fast for her size

dense kindle
#

This is Bear-1. Fox 2, fox 2.

fathom juniper
#

oh dude you don't want to start this fight

#

i have so many cattorio memes saved up and ready to go PES_Lul

#

i've been stockpiling

lost igloo
#

(its all salem)

fathom juniper
#

he's from sabrina, right?

#

i remember watching this show as a kid and not getting why my parents liked it PES_Lul

lost igloo
#

correct. it was fine? probably? but Salem is great

fathom juniper
#

i should give it a shot

#

i think the cat was like... satan incarnate too?

#

i mean - what cat isn't? PES_Lul

#

well okay - this guy isn't

#

anyways - dunno if this was posted already or not, but here it is regardless
https://youtu.be/WaACIq0ar44?si=q4QzNAMFoHC5Sy87

Tiago here!
Hereby the better quality version of our twitch stream from this monday! :)
Our SKG team is actually bigger than those that were able to join this Press Conference at the EU Parliament building in Brussels.
We all very happy to be a part of this movement and love your support.

I briefly mentioned our Community Discord, and wish to a...

β–Ά Play video
silk abyss
#

RE9 IS TOMORROW!

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
#

No electricity and Cave run ended with 2 death cats

#

my thief went insane and had a gazillion billion turns, killed my cats and the spider boss

#

I need more storage

thorny shoal
fathom juniper
#

it's been upgraded twice and it's still not enough

#

btw - for the mods looking at this
that second item is a sharpened bone

thorny shoal
#

i guess it's time I play re4 remake bouldy

fathom juniper
#

play the og instead

#

or resi 6 dusa

thorny shoal
fathom juniper
#

i still haven't tried that hd texture restoration thingymajig mod

#

cause it's like 20 gigs or something

thorny shoal
#

thing is crazy

fathom juniper
#

yeah but it looks so good elmorise

thorny shoal
#

tru

fathom juniper
#

during the spidermom bossfight?

clear python
#

why is the master chief collection on my wishlist

austere wadi
#

I've got games on there I don't remember adding, but my memory likes to be swiss cheese sometimes.

clear python
#

maybe i added it just because i never really played the series (only reach when i was at my cousin's, and it was on console). whats the opinion on the mcc now anyway, i heard that it sucked but maybe that's mostly down to this weird pubg gamemode? idk. swiss cheese memory indeed

austere wadi
#

When I got it a few years ago it ran well.

#

It's Halo and my taste changed since I played it when I was younger but they're faithful ports.

elfin matrix
#

I hate this so MUCH!!!

#

I am not doing anything wrong, STOP PUNISH ME GAME!!!

ocean iris
#

Custom server browser and steam workshop alone make this a great purchase

#

and on sale you can get all of the games for only 10 bucks

#

And you get like the best halo games ever....and halo 4 I guess

#

i really envy you that you get to experience the bungie Halos for the first time

clear python
ocean iris
#

Everybody gangsta until someone says to play cursed halo reach coop

ocean iris
#

Like, the sprint was called coward's sprint and you could only sprint backwards
The assault riflez were tiered like in god damned borderlands

#

The Ghost was basicallt downscaled to two mini ghosts on each feet making them look like roller blades

#

And so so so much more it's an insane feat of modding

dense kindle
#

very fun

#

1 and 2 are a bit repetitive but still enjoyable, in their campaign

#

they are console games but after halo 1, it doesn't feel like that too much

signal kayak
ocean iris
signal kayak
#

Really don't wanna make an account just to play the game tbh

elfin matrix
#

@fathom juniper Tina 2 Done. Pushover

#

first desert run cleared.....man the desert is painful

#

I had no MONEY, even whe I went with a thief

elfin matrix
#

I was busy cooking

#

melproud still am

#

now I need to do Bunker rns to upgrade my storage again

#

have a cat 7 and two six and one 4.

#

breeding that one

fathom juniper
#

And the miniboss ?

elfin matrix
#

don't remember

#

The desert is misserable and store only sells water

fathom juniper
#

Oh don’t worry

#

Things are going to get much, much worse

elfin matrix
#

Que?

#

that is What In Spanish dusa

#

I am tired....I just found out that I need to clear certain runs with classes so they can learn NEW MOVES

#

plus farming furniture

#

but this game tires me out

#

for some reason...

fathom juniper
#

You don’t really have to worry about that now tbh

#

Just do some runs and discover some stuff, you know

#

Like the fourth zone dusa

elfin matrix
#

unlocked the ability to put Stickers on my cats name so I can tell which cats are what

fathom juniper
#

Wait
What

elfin matrix
#

donate kittens

fathom juniper
#

First time hearing about this

elfin matrix
#

lol you don't donate anything

#

So..>RE requiem is too short

#

is only 15 hours long

#

go figure

#

15 hours is somehow short

#

The thing I am not going to waste 70 on RE nueve

#

I ll wait for a sale in ...2...3 years

#

have to save every cent for GTA 6 and Bully 2

fathom juniper
#

bully 2
lol

#

Lmao, even

#

Ain’t happening

elfin matrix
#

Eat Caca

#

monos are made of Dreams

elfin matrix
#

@fathom juniper ok bim, fine....The Sountrack is God tier.

#

but don't tell anyone I said that

fathom juniper
#

i did consider it for a bit

elfin matrix
#

I am going to make you play sekiro

#

hard type mod

fathom juniper
#

i don't have a controller

elfin matrix
#

play with the keyboard

fathom juniper
#

and i don't wanna play it on a steam deck because they're hard to get nowadays and i'm afraid i might just yeet it out the window

elfin matrix
#

if I 100% it you can

ocean iris
elfin matrix
#

@fathom juniper I found the Happy Hat from Ren and Stimpy. Just use youtube and write Happy Happy Joy Joy song

#

play Loop hero people

#

ost is good

signal kayak
#

Uh...
Had no idea you can push Skelly with the shield all the way into the balcony and he still gets a new line of dialogue with it (Hades)

lusty pendant
dense kindle
silk abyss
#

Just beat RE9

#

It’s so peak

dense kindle
#

I've been going slow

#

it's surprisingly difficult so far but also I'm a scaredy cat

#

this is gonna be easy when I have knowledge for a second playthrough

fathom juniper
#

how's the gameplay?
is it the return of fast and snappy RE6 action like some people were trying to gaslight me into thinking it is?

#

or is the aiming and movement still super sluggish like in all the RE-engine resi games

fathom juniper
#

so like...

#

resi 4 and 5 dusa

fathom juniper
#

mmmmmmmm product placement