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hearty yarrow
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Are when trackmania turbo asks me to get a bunch of trackmaster medals

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Not when game goes finish this game on stupiddumb difficulty for a challenge and then it also tells me sillypoop setting is the intended one, not stupiddumb

fathom juniper
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im confused

hearty yarrow
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Like why is the challenge there

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If it's not the intended experience

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I just never get it

past bay
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IDK, I think it's just a fun thing for people who want it

fathom juniper
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for people who like to go beyond the intended challenge?

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ye exactly

hearty yarrow
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Ye but you can do that without the trophy pop idk

past bay
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Hades 2 is pretty 100%able achievement-wise, but I also play/ed Crypt of the Necrodancer, and that was not meant to be 100%ed by most people, and I didn't mind

hearty yarrow
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I dont mind if it's not meant to be 100%ed

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Like the trackmania turbo one is like

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.02% lol

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But it was also like actually engaging the game more than a setting switch idk

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Tbf like I might generally have a disconnect with it I have 100%ed too much and just kinda get tired when the list is 'finish chapter 1' and 'play at ultra hard' and not something like actually engaging with more of the game to do

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Wandersong is a wonderful game and I'm not gonna spoil anything but I love its achievements

fathom juniper
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anyways

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tl:dr

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control should've had difficulty settings

hearty yarrow
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I think control should largely have had more interesting gameplay

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Like most of the guns were kinda not good? Or samey?

fathom juniper
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nah i think the gameplay is fun and engaging

hearty yarrow
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And combat just kinda becomes flinging anything at the enemy

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Ye it kept me engaged but

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If it were to be more difficult I think I'd want more options of combat

fathom juniper
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but because of lack of difficulty there's no reason for you to engage with it besides just

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chucking rocks

hearty yarrow
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Cause it has the chance to just become a magic cover shooter uncharted type lol

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Like idk if the depth is there for difficulty to stay interesting

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I love the game tho

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Interested in the sequel

fathom juniper
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i sure hope darling makes a return in one form or another

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absolute highlight of the game

hearty yarrow
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As long as they never release another quantum break I am happy

fathom juniper
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you know - quantum break is the only remedy game i haven't played

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that and alan wake 2
i'm waiting for a decent sale

hearty yarrow
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Do you wanna see what it looked like on my end

fathom juniper
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sure

fathom juniper
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AH

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CHRIST

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i take that back

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quantum rave lmao

fathom juniper
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oh jesus

hearty yarrow
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Amazing game

fathom juniper
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man hakita cooked with this update lmao

hearty yarrow
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This bug like

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Slowly takes over the screen

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From any light source

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It like expands

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I finished the game btw

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I just kept rebooting it

fathom juniper
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it's the hiss, i tell ya

hearty yarrow
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Finished it cause I was kinda marveling at how much of a mess it was in general

fathom juniper
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reminds me of that one bug i got in The Saboteur where - somehow - my chat overlay got mapped ONTO WATER

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so like - i could look at the nearby lake

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and i saw snippets of my most recent chats there

hearty yarrow
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Lmao

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That's amazing

fathom juniper
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i might have a screenshot of it somewhere

hearty yarrow
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My friend of mine had a skyrim disc on ps3 that would crash if he dove

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Which made the one thief guild quest where the water fills the cave

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Really obnoxious lmao

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I kinda love broken stuff like this it makes games funnier to play to me

fathom juniper
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ah crap i don't have it
it's on my old laptop

fathom juniper
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the winner of "the weirdest headline of the day" goes to...

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i have...
so many questions

signal kayak
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a.

dense kindle
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damn deadlock got a huge update

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again

thorny shoal
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there's hot werewolf lady

past bay
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Wait where

thorny shoal
past bay
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I'm laughing at there being a character named "Apollo" described with a blurb of "Cut Above"

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So close! We can get the duo, y'all!

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Uh. Anyway, indeed, there she is ๐Ÿซก

thorny shoal
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deadlock has some pretty good character designs

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never gonna play it but it's cool to appreciate them from afar ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

dense kindle
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their dialogue conversations are so good

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lots of personality

woven breach
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played L4D2 yesterday with friends

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and one of them asked

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why are there no L4D3

thorny shoal
woven breach
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and he did, in fact, not know

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that L4D2 was made by valve

dense kindle
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yeah valve is pretty frustrating sometimes

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where's the mvm update

past bay
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Nother game server of mine has a "stupid deaths" channel

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It and the "victory boasting" channel(s) here should, like, kiss

fathom juniper
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it's called resident evil 6 dusa

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and i am not joking

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it even has l4d characters

silk abyss
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Anyone played 2XKO yet?

thorny shoal
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what if I play LA noire though...

fathom juniper
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this is once in a lifetime kind of thing

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god i love re6 mercs

fathom juniper
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or did they fix it?

fathom juniper
ocean iris
fathom juniper
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mind if i repost it to a different server? PES_Lul

ocean iris
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ofc

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i got almost 70 hours in this game and it was totally worth it

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got it for like half off too

fathom juniper
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yeah i've been hearing lots of positive things about it

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shame it's a pvp though PeepoShrug

ocean iris
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depends on how you behave

fathom juniper
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what do you mean

green scaffold
# fathom juniper what do you mean

From what I remember, it has something called "aggression based matchmaking", basically if you don't really fight/shoot other players, and only focus on ARCs/AI enemies then game considers that as a "aha, you want to fight AI enemies only so we will put you in lobbies with more friendly players who also want the same"

fathom juniper
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that's kinda neat

green scaffold
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While opposite happens for PVP players. You fight a lot of other players instead of arcs, game will put you with lobbies against other more focused PVP players

fathom juniper
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although i can see it causing some issues later down the line

hearty yarrow
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Me getting into vs AI lobbies by playing AI for a giant streak so I can be paired with AI players and shoot them to death and then continue to only vs AI to reset the matchmaking algorithm and do it again

fathom juniper
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yeah that's kinda what i was getting at

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at this point - why not make this a singleplayer mode?

hearty yarrow
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Mhmm

fathom juniper
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i would probably give it a shot if it was singleplayer
or co-op

ocean iris
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maybe down the line they could try

woven breach
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-as of currently

mystic wave
lost igloo
fathom juniper
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go on, loot me
get your money

fathom juniper
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This is a third person shooter, apparently dusa

clear python
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omg it's red

ocean iris
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that is very true!

signal kayak
fathom juniper
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beautiful

signal kayak
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They just can't stop screwing over every ounce of trust people have in them, huh

high hound
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highguard in 24 hours

ocean iris
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On a monday is crazy

echo hazel
high hound
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my true honest opinion

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yes

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i think itll release, peak at 65k players, and maintain 9k-12k players for the rest of its lifespan

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there will never be another concord simply because of pride

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no game wants to have that legacy

echo hazel
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as long as it's free to play it will last for a while

green scaffold
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Yeah Concord was apparently not that bad to play but why or who would in their right mind pay 60 freaking bucks for game which doesn't do anything innovative coming from very populated genre with plenty of f2p games

signal kayak
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And it required a PSN account, remember, this is back when Sony thought PC players would simply comply to that

ocean iris
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FF7R runs so damn smooth at 120fps ๐Ÿ˜ญ

signal kayak
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Remake, you mean?

ocean iris
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also i just realised

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the buster sword at least displays how much materia you got equipped

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now that i have 2 materia equipped, i got 2 green orbs on my sword

signal kayak
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Yeah, nice detail, all weapons visibly show the materia you got equipped to them
But only up to the initial number of slots they have

dense kindle
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I think multiplayer games are aiming for 40 at the moment

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arc raiders, helldivers 2 iirc, marathon, concord

green scaffold
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Well, 40 is better than 60 but still 40 bucks too much

woven breach
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by aggrocrab logic

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40 is stilll 60

green scaffold
signal kayak
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Or alternatively, 40 is 5

clear python
fathom juniper
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Shame itโ€™s the jaguar port

green scaffold
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Now we place bets on how long it will last

clear python
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why is everyone talking about this, is there lore

green scaffold
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It was a "final, grand one more thing" game announced by Geoff during TGA, and it turned out to be another competitive team based game but with horses

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Later on it turned out devs didn't want the final "big game" spot, it was Geoff who put them out there, delivering lots of pressure on the team

fathom juniper
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yeah it's the usual "we have one more, MASSIVE surprise for you folks" kind of thing and it turned out to have concord vibes

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or battleborn

green scaffold
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I mean, it genuinely looks miles better than Concord, but not "final game" level

fathom juniper
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yeah

green scaffold
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I am surprised to learn it has these massive maps but only comes with 3v3

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These horses better eat some rocketfueled hay otherwise I feel like most of the matches will be just travelling on them to a point where something goes down

fathom juniper
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and i'm surprised to learn there's people out there still willing to risk it with a hero shooter

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in this market
in this climate

green scaffold
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High risk high reward I guess

fathom juniper
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it's like seeing a trailer for a yet another not-call of duty military shooter around...
2016, i'd say

fathom juniper
green scaffold
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It's that gambling meme but with "90% of devs quit making a hero shooter before becoming next Overwatch/Apex"

fathom juniper
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you can only lose 100% of your fanbase but win 500% more

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it's basic maths, really

echo hazel
fathom juniper
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it does look miles better than concord - sure
but it looks - and most importantly - sounds
so generic

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here's a fun game
play this trailer in the background
don't look at it and just listen to it

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and see what your mind comes up with

echo hazel
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hmmm great point

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well i wasn't gonna dedicate god knows how many gigabytes of my drive to yet another multiplayer game anyway

fathom juniper
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same

echo hazel
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but the developers have my thoughts and prayers ๐Ÿ‘

fathom juniper
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i'm gonna dedicate a fraction to that to mewgenics next month! GWvertiPeepoCheer

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i'm so excited

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this channel is gonna get proper dumb when it comes out

thorny shoal
fathom juniper
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i mean - don't get me wrong - i'm not against highguard

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devs don't seem to be hostile and it looks like their heart is in the right place

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but it's so not for me

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anyways - today was a slow day at work so we were chatting a bunch of nonsense
and i tried explaining mewgenics to my coworker and why i'm excited for it

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and halfway through me explaining even the base premise of the game he just went:

thorny shoal
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when is that coming out

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oh feb 10th that's close

hearty yarrow
fathom juniper
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please, bro PES2_Pray
i've been waiting for so long

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i wanna sell my depressed cat's soul to a demon for a temporary buff, edmund!

hearty yarrow
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game doesn't look too bad

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not my type of game but for the pvp shooter audience this will probably do fine lol

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or be a splitgate type thing where they make or made some error and it just dies

fathom juniper
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i mean - to be fair
in the current pvp / hero shooter market your game doesn't even need to make any mistakes to die

hearty yarrow
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ye true

high hound
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i was wrong on the first part but i still think im right on the secod

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they really aura farmed for a month and called that marketing

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and it worked

fathom juniper
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wait

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highguard came out already ?

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oh, right
it's a launch trailer

fathom juniper
thorny shoal
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trying to figure out the aesthetic they were going for

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I guess it's apex with a pinch of fantasy? and horses

fathom juniper
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i'm gonna be mean and say it's oblivion with guns

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GUNBLIVION!

thorny shoal
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the mounts seem random because you'd think they would offer something unique gameplay wise but they just seem to be movement speed boost

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but i see the vision! they can sell mount skins!

fathom juniper
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they can sell...
horse armor...

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GUNBLIVION!

thorny shoal
fathom juniper
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anyways

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that's... eh? PeepoShrug

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i'd love to see this ethan trilogy ending with - you know - ethan
instead of defaulting back to it's tired characters just in time for the grand finale

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"leon just throws combos now"
"it also leads to lots and lots of takedowns"

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NOW!?

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you guys were too busy crapping on re6 back in the day to notice it had even more posibilities

fathom juniper
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first of all aPES3_AngeryBurp

elfin matrix
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is mostly the campaings fault

fathom juniper
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not true

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second - i get what you mean

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third - the general concensus about re6 seemed to be changing in th erecent years

fathom juniper
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seems like you hate re6 as much as i hate re5 dusa

elfin matrix
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I hate it more

fathom juniper
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no - i hate 5 more!

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
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I am the bigger hater here

elfin matrix
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Sapo

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
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listen - if there's one thing good about resi5 is that it introduced Sheva with an obscene, full frame shot of her ass
kudos for capcom for foreshadowing the abysmal quality of her AI XD

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like seriously PES_BoiStop

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at least in resi6 the partner AI doesn't waste my ammo
or resources
or my time

thorny shoal
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i should play re6 one day

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see what the hate is all about

fathom juniper
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HELL YEAH!

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if you're looking for a co-op partner - i'm only one ping away

thorny shoal
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if it's as bad as everyone says I can be a proper hater

fathom juniper
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it is pretty bad, i will admit

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and that's because the hands down the best thing about this game is not explained at all
not even hinted at

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this game has two intro sequences and none of them is a proper tutorial
wtf capcom PES_BoiStop

thorny shoal
fathom juniper
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both

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the plot is actually pretty fun

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...once you untangle it from the four criss-crossing campaings, that is

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and then there's the mechanics
they will teach you about the pointless cover system and will start you off with that useless crosshair - because that was the style at the time

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but that is not the way this game should be played

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it should be played like a WWE game that just happens to have guns

thorny shoal
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makes sense

fathom juniper
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like - that "john wick with zombies" joke i made so many times doesn't come from nowhere
look:
https://youtu.be/SrxhqA0s6Cs?t=71

My videos are nonprofit and are made for entertainment purposes only. Any copyrighted content is not intentional. Now, with that being said...

These are my highlights of mine from The Mercenaries No Mercy as Leon Kennedy. Let me know what you think; this is my first Resident Evil highlight video!

Song used:
Shots Fired - John Wick OST

Be sure...

โ–ถ Play video
thorny shoal
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didnt know it was intended to be a cover based shooter

fathom juniper
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the game explains literally none of the mechanics at play there

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not a single one

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no wonder people crapped on it like it's a crappy cover-based shooter if it presented itself as a crappy cover-based shooter

fathom juniper
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IT IS!

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and it's so good!

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there's 9 playable characters in mercenaries and not only that they all have their own movesets
every gun in this game has it's own moveset

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you wanna lodge an explosive bolt into a zombie and send it flying backwards to blow up other zombies while doing a cartwheel in the other direction away from the explosion?
do a crossbow quickshot with ada
wanna do a gunkata with dual pistols? pick leon
wanna do a 180 no-scope with a sniper rifle firing from a hip? pick piers

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there is no other third person shooter that moves or plays like this

elfin matrix
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Yes there is

fathom juniper
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not to mention the fact that you can perfect-parry everything in this game

elfin matrix
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Big whoop

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The game in my imagination does it too

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
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There is a game in my brain I have been cooking for decades

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I just need to make it real

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I probably wont but TRUST ME, bro

elfin matrix
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he doesnt like Vanquish, ergo why didnt mention it

fathom juniper
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kiiiiiiinda, but not really
vanquish relies on slo-mo for most of it's stuff

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there's no slo-mo in this game at all
it's all real-time

elfin matrix
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So Remake 4 mercenaries took a little bit from 6?

fathom juniper
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probably?

fathom juniper
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i mean - re6 plays like re4 on crack

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where as re5 plays like re4 on meth dusa

elfin matrix
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Here is your medicine, abuelo

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
fathom juniper
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i will give you that

elfin matrix
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So bim give us your save file

fathom juniper
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the main game takes it's sweet ass time before it gets going

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because it starts with leon's campaign and this one is imho the worst one

elfin matrix
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I beat all the campaings back in the day, I am not doing it again

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Leon was exhausting at the end

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here is the final boss but not really, rinse and repeat

fathom juniper
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yeah - i will give you that

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i'm not saying re6 is perfect

elfin matrix
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is like Square enix with FF 7 project. Combat has potential but is stuck on that game

fathom juniper
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the issue with leon's campaign is that it's got all these cool mechanics, but the campaign is still structured like it's re4-2
so lots of cramped hallways and gimmicks with not enough zombies or just free space to let this combat spread it's wings

fathom juniper
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there are cool moments in leon's campaign
but they're few and far between

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but chris and jake make up for that

elfin matrix
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They will never use Remake/rebirth/part 3 combat in anything else, mark my works, because Square is dumb

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Resident evil keeps going in circles

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after requiem, just reboot it

fathom juniper
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THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS!

elfin matrix
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lets go back to 1998

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I ve been saying that for decades

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Check mate

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I thought 7 was a reboot but nah, Capcom got scared

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what happened to Revelations 3?

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anyway, have this game called total chaos, going to give it a go

fathom juniper
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hopefully they will make it once they're done with this bland era of resi

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now that this trilogy is about to end

fathom juniper
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OH CRAP

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did you play the OG mod ?

elfin matrix
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How is trilogy if ethan isn't there?

elfin matrix
fathom juniper
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oh yeah this used to be a doom mod

elfin matrix
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Didn't know that

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
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Under the mayo recommend it and it was kind of cheap, so...

fathom juniper
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learn a lot from it in my doom modding adventures

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before i scrapped my main project, that is

elfin matrix
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Bim in a project

fathom juniper
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basically, yeah

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you nailed it

elfin matrix
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darn

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I haven't replayed Hades 2 in months

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so much for "Best game of the year for me, 2025"

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I dont feel like playing anything, whats wrong with Bim?

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yeah I am blaming Bim, like a responsible adult I am

fathom juniper
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everybody is

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get in line PES_Lul

elfin matrix
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maybe more dark coffee at 4 30 PM will give me the motivation I need

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and food

fathom juniper
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nice

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i never played ninja gaiden

echo hazel
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one of the late game bossfights made it very clear they didn't do any testing on MN, just cranked up the damage by 20x and called it a day

fathom juniper
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in your opinion which one is more difficult - getting this master trophy
or s-ranking MGR revengence on revengence difficulty, clean save?

dense kindle
echo hazel
fathom juniper
dense kindle
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who plays CAGs on fresh file though

fathom juniper
dense kindle
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except maybe kingdom hearts, but even then they have critical mode

echo hazel
fathom juniper
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in revengence on revengence most attacks kill you in one hit dusa

echo hazel
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if only it wasn't 70$ with a 20$ dlc announced BEFORE launch

fathom juniper
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WHAT

echo hazel
dense kindle
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even DS3 did it basically, a season pass for its 2 dlc

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I am kinda miffed that ryu got the short end of the stick

fathom juniper
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one time i did some math
and in MGR Senator Armstrong - the last boss - can eat away like three full 200% healthbars and a bit of a forth one in a single hit

dense kindle
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I don't mind yakumo though he's chill

echo hazel
fathom juniper
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so he could kill you 6 times over with a single basic hit dusa

dense kindle
echo hazel
dense kindle
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aw I think they're ok

echo hazel
fathom juniper
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basically, yeah

dense kindle
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yeah don't play nier A hardmode

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it's not really worth it

fathom juniper
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but man - that bossfight elmorise

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one of the best bossfights in my life

echo hazel
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i turned down dialogue volume to 0 about 1/3 through master ninja

fathom juniper
dense kindle
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I don't really like MGR that much unfortunately

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boss fight themes and their designs are peak but the combat wasn't that fun for me

fathom juniper
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i haven't played it in years, but i was neck-deep in it for a while

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love it to bits

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and i feel like you don't like it for the same reasons i do like it

dense kindle
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weapon swapping feels bad and aerial combat feels icky compared to other games

fathom juniper
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that weapon swapping is due to techical reasons

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but that is a common complaint
and i do get it

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it would be nice to swap weapons on the fly

dense kindle
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it's very cute that it looks like the mgs4 ui but like

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cmon

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bayonetta released before this game

fathom juniper
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yeah but bayonetta didn't have the free cutting tech like mgr does

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to be fair - not many games to this day have this sort of tech

elfin matrix
fathom juniper
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and they were really squeezing every last drop of ps3 and 360 to make that work at 60fps

dense kindle
fathom juniper
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which meant - they had to be really smart and precise when it comes to allocating ram
and because of that - every time you want to switch weapons, they have to free up a lot of it

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clean it up

dense kindle
fathom juniper
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that's why this process is so slow and why it takes you to a seperate menu

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with a slow fadeout

fathom juniper
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but i just don't personally agree with it

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it's a tradeoff

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and i think it was a good one that helped the game to stick out from the crowd, you know?

dense kindle
elfin matrix
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main issues with NG 4....is more expensive, it has cut content, dlc announced before release, the story replaced Ryu Hayabusa, is more cringe than 3, Yakumo is god awful, 20 million attacks to kill one enemy like every platinum game and made some BS up to Nerf Ryu Hayabusa THE NINJA GAIDEN and RYU is only 25 Years old.

dense kindle
fathom juniper
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also that, yes

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and then there's the fact that they made this game under a really tight time schedule

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it was like, what
16 months?

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18?

elfin matrix
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18 months was New vegas.

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Btw congrats on the Master Ninja difficult Trophy

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never beaten a single NG game on Master difficulty

dense kindle
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Even still, I find the only parts of the game I enjoy in MGR are the cutscenes and boss fights conceptually

elfin matrix
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Thats because Rising revengeance is not that great and you are 100% Correct, the best part are the bosses

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and the music

dense kindle
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but who cares, they also made bayonetta and NG4 so it's all good for me

elfin matrix
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Bayonetta 1 and 2. YES.

fathom juniper
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oh yeah - i agree
after a while it becomes all about bossfights

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everything else is just a prelude to a bossfight

elfin matrix
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NG 4.....not that bad but I expected better after NG 3 and 13 years hiatus

dense kindle
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why'd they have to make the basic enemies so annoying bro

fathom juniper
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but honestly? i think they made a good choice

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as in - allocating those really limited resources to bits of the game that really matter and stick in your head

elfin matrix
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To be fair Ninja gaiden Enemies has always been a bit annoying or there is always 1 enemy type that I hate but IN 4 I just dislike every enemy

dense kindle
elfin matrix
dense kindle
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nahhhh I think they're so back

elfin matrix
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Now don't misunderstand. NG 4 by metrics, it has outsold most NG games

dense kindle
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especially since bayo3 was kind of a miss for me

elfin matrix
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on that regard they suceeded

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but to me, they just ended another franchise

fathom juniper
#

i haven't played a single bayonetta game in my life

elfin matrix
#

yeah yeah Bim you don't play Japanese game

fathom juniper
#

remind me - where is resident evil from, again?

elfin matrix
#

Resident evil is the most AMERICAN Japanese game ever made

fathom juniper
#

metal gear solid?

dense kindle
fathom juniper
#

devil may cry?

dense kindle
fathom juniper
#

OH MY GOD

elfin matrix
dense kindle
elfin matrix
#

noob

#

I can't take you seriously Bim since you didn't play Megaman growing up back in 1987

dense kindle
#

oh nvm you're elderly I can ignore you

#

hehe

elfin matrix
#

I do yell at clouds from time to time

fathom juniper
#

wait
who are you talking about now? PES_Lul

elfin matrix
#

i don't know

fathom juniper
#

ah, i see

elfin matrix
#

The Point is....Nioh 3 is releasing soon

#

will have Ninja gaiden DLC

#

is open world

#

and you can jump

#

so...play that

fathom juniper
#

the point is - bayo 2 is the best bayo design

elfin matrix
#

but u didn't play any bayo games

fathom juniper
#

even though i never played any of these games

elfin matrix
#

I think bim is also an old man

fathom juniper
#

that just wins by default

thorny shoal
elfin matrix
#

Ok bim might be onto something

elfin matrix
#

bim took the bait

#

now u will read me rant about DMC and the fandom for 3 hours

#

or nah

fathom juniper
#

nah - i'm going to bed PES2_AngerySleep

elfin matrix
#

boomer

#

just drink coffee

#

So DMC is ruined by the fanbase

fathom juniper
#

ain't that always the case?

elfin matrix
#

Dante and Virgilio have never met an oponent as strong as Mundus

#

they take every dumb retcon as something good from capcom

#

and they say they like Dante

#

So why they keep trying to get rid of him?

#

"Oh well, he ended his character arc and" SHADAP UP

#

I want more dante

#

So Mario, Classic Megaman and Samus can keep getting games but Dante can't?

#

Vergil has more playable Missions than Dante, Let that sink in

#

oh and counting DMC 2 should be a sin, because that game is trash

fathom juniper
#

i... actually like how dmc2 looks

elfin matrix
#

bruh...is all brown and gray

#

replayed the collection last year

fathom juniper
#

that's it - that's the only thing i like about dmc2 PES_Lul

#

yeah but that first village with that funky sky
it has a certain mood

#

credit where credit is due - it's pretty cool

#

...and that's it

elfin matrix
#

I really dislike DMC 5 story, is just DMC 3 again but way worse

fathom juniper
#

i actually like dmc5 story

elfin matrix
#

Capcom doesn't know what to do with the Sparda sword

#

They retconned Yamato and Rebellion

fathom juniper
#

if it wasn't for the fact that it's about vergil hiring vergil and vergil's friends to stop vergil from merging with vergil and becoming vergil again

elfin matrix
#

Dante has only been able to use the full might of Sparda Once. Thats why It doesn't work in DMC 5

fathom juniper
#

AM I WRONG?

elfin matrix
#

no

#

is still cringe and Capcom Can't write for SHy

fathom juniper
#

i dunno

#

i think nero's arc was pretty neat

elfin matrix
#

thats why I keep pushing megaman here, the whole lore is so well written, it had to be a huge accident

fathom juniper
#

and him stopping this sibling rivalry with a simple smack to the face and an f-u was neat

elfin matrix
fathom juniper
#

it's like "it's been going on for YEARS - quit it!"

elfin matrix
#

overrated deadbeat dad

fathom juniper
#

i like how if you trigger his DT during that last fight he just goes F-you! and then the music kicks in XD

#

that's how you do swearing, DMC 2013
take notes

elfin matrix
#

Anyway....Mundus needs to come back

#

and then you can close the "Sparda twins" saga with that

fathom juniper
#

let's be honest - they wont

elfin matrix
#

my headcannon was this Since Urisen was vergil Sparda sword didn't want to kill his own child so thats why it does nothing

fathom juniper
#

it would probablty end with "and then dante and vergil moved somewhere to fight till the end of time" kind of thing

elfin matrix
#

they are "Stuck" in hell

#

funny, vergil could open a portal but nah

#

a friend of mine pointed out something

#

"Since he has Nero devil arm with Yamato, isn't that why he can open portals now?"

#

he got me there

fathom juniper
#

eeeeeh don't worry about it

#

he's busy duking it out with his brother for nothing more but bragging rights

elfin matrix
#

if Square enix is making an explanation on how How Sephiroth got Masamune

#

and this is a series about legendary devil swords...yeah I will

echo hazel
elfin matrix
#

is too expensive bro.

#

is also unreal engine 5

#

and is 100 GB

echo hazel
#

only thing holding me back is the foreknowledge that i have to finish the game 8 times because the trophy list was made by a moron

echo hazel
elfin matrix
#

ok but UNREAL 5 and 100 GB!!!

#

you could play 3 or 4 JRPGS with that much space

#

NG 2 black seems to have some input lag or whatever.....

fathom juniper
echo hazel
#

it's my ps5 idc about game space lol

elfin matrix
#

and is not trully "Best version of NG 2" is just sigma 2.1.

echo hazel
#

my pc can't handle the unreal engine 5 slob anyway

fathom juniper
#

based pc

echo hazel
elfin matrix
#

See? RE requiem Recommend 2060 RTX

#

this is what I want to see

fathom juniper
#

wait
recommended 2060?

elfin matrix
#

yep

fathom juniper
#

god i love the RE engine

elfin matrix
#

RE engine is not that demanding

#

they just messed up BIG with Dogma 2 and WILDS

echo hazel
elfin matrix
#

Onimusha is the same.

echo hazel
#

interesting mistype

elfin matrix
#

I removed all your accolades

echo hazel
#

though my pc does, in fact, have 1tb of storage ๐Ÿ˜Œ

#

also done 9 years ago, everyone once again said it was overkill

elfin matrix
#

just beat NG 4 Master ninja again and do it with your feet

echo hazel
#

NUH UH

signal kayak
elfin matrix
#

Digimon was the same but since It looks so much better than pokemon it got a pass

#

Funny....

signal kayak
#

I ain't giving either one a pass

elfin matrix
#

not saying pokemon wasn't scummy, but Digimon could have done it way better

signal kayak
#

Bandaid Scamco ain't catching me buying their overpriced stuff with so much DLC on top

elfin matrix
signal kayak
#

YES

signal kayak
#

You know what game also tried to pull the Day 1 DLC stunt and ate dirt?

#

Persona 5 Tactica

elfin matrix
#

Zukulento in spanish translate to "hmmm yummy" but you know more "Deprave"

elfin matrix
signal kayak
#

No, not that one, Tactica had a fully fleshed story that got separated as DLC and sold day 1

#

Royal has just OP stuff served separately

elfin matrix
#

I only know Tactics Ogre and Final Fantasy TACTICS

#

i am a FFT glazzer now, even when I have never beat it once

elfin matrix
#

royal a gazillion cosmetics, music and OP personas. Tactics isn't the same plus a very short campain with kasumi and Akechi?

signal kayak
#

Not sure if "very short" applies to the Tactica DLC, but yeah, it's a side story of sorts that could have very well been included in the base game, but greed is too powerful for whoever made that decision

elfin matrix
#

Atlus/SEGA

#

Metaphor has underperformed because "We are waiting for the RE SUPER METAPHOR EDITION"

#

you can't make this stuff up

signal kayak
#

I wasn't going to buy it for two reasons, that's reason number 2

elfin matrix
#

reason number 1 Is just persona but worse

#

I beat it

signal kayak
#

Reason number 1 is that they used a i to generate the humans (as in, the big bad boss monsters, not the people)

elfin matrix
#

really? Didn't knew that

signal kayak
#

Nobody has covered that, but this glorified bot is listed in the credits

elfin matrix
#

the game is super mid

signal kayak
#

Can't remember the name of the bot, but it should be on a Monster...something section, I saw that months ago

#

Or should I say...

elfin matrix
#

"We made our own JOB system but you can't change jobs in combat or by resetting the fight" and you can't combine 2 jobs either

signal kayak
#

...last year? melblush

elfin matrix
#

metaphor is going to be 2 years old

#

oops

dense kindle
silk abyss
#
  1. Resident evil 9: requiem
  2. Marvelโ€™s wolverine
  3. Marvel 1943: rise of hydra
  4. Invincible vs
  5. Lego Batman legacy of the dark knight
  6. Reanimal
  7. Marvel token fighting souls
  8. 007 first light
  9. Marathon
  10. Pragmata
#

These are my 10 most anticipated games this year in order

elfin matrix
#

many times I had the wrong configuration for a boss and the only option was to reload the save file. But the game has restart fight.

#

Not as good as Persona, Not as good as Demon fusion and Inherintance or even the outdated and convoluted Magatama system from Nocturne

thorny shoal
elfin matrix
#

yeah I got nothing this year

#

Onimusha, maybe?

#

and I guess Megaman Star force legacy collection and do PVP

dense kindle
#

rpgs often have class/job systems that let you just make everyone the same and have perfect coverage

woven breach
elfin matrix
#

but is a grind to get them

#

I did get 3 of them and the MC gets his by doing the story

#

Louis is the best part of the game and It all comes down crumbling

#

Some neat references to Etrian Odyssey thought

#

Overall Metaphor is not as good as Persona or SMT

#

Expecting more from the Studio that made P3, P4, P5, SMT 3, SMT 4 and SMT 5 is not crazy talk

#

as consumer we have to expect better. Maybe not infinite content like "More is better" Open world games have proof that the opposite is true.

#

Positives

#

Shanting Monk music

#

MC having voiced lines when doing choices

#

More of that pls

#

No romance. Which was a good descision. Romance in Atlus games has always been Shallow

#

Action combat...At first I was impressed but then I tried some Trails games and...yeah is just bad by comparison, Trails did it better a few years before and I dont even like Trails series.

lusty pendant
#
  • I start mio
  • there's a character called mel
  • there's another character called the spine
    heyred melthink
woven breach
#

can you find someone named paper boats?

clear python
#

does anyone have the collage of highguard tweets where theyโ€˜re all like โ€ži think @geoffkighley is going to enjoy this ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€โ€œ, i cant find it

echo hazel
#

the game doesn't seem to be doing well

ocean iris
#

did I make a mistake by not playing crisis core before final fantasy 7 remake?

#

also i love games where they got motorcycle sections

ocean iris
#

nope

elfin matrix
#

The remake project is not a real remake but a sequel, so there you go

#

As for crisis core.....yes you should have played it before.

#

not playing OG FF 7 is a sin

elfin matrix
# ocean iris nope

Anyway...have fun...I have 100% Remake twice...except for the dlc new post game content since I am a ps4 user, no dlc for us. So....Enjoy.

signal kayak
#

Playing Crisis Core is quite important for the plot of both the OG and Rebirth

elfin matrix
#

Crisis core is fanfiction

#

Zack is very minor character in OG FF 7

#

crisis core is like the new star war trilogy, nothing good came from it except Zack Fair cult (Which is not good), who was a minor character that existed for cloud backstory.

#

As matter of fact he was added later on in development back in the OG development

signal kayak
# elfin matrix not really

Not really? The chapter of how Sephiroth went bananas and grilled an entire town, how Cloud got the Buster Sword, how half of Cloud's memories are not even his own, or why the heck is Zack in Rebirth, is "not really" important?
Look, I get it, the entirety of FF VII is a huge magical flour fiesta, but saying that Crisis Core is "not really" important to the story of the franchise is simply short sighted

elfin matrix
#

Retcons galore

#

Sephiroth burning down Nibel is in the og so mud point

#

Cloud getting the buster sword is also in the og in a missable cutscene on disc 2

#

Zack being in rebirth did nothing

#

we still dont know and the whole remake rebirth project is just fan fiction

#

Most people dont seem to understand that Retcons are not executed well at all

#

All they did is milk FF 7 and destroy the legacy

#

I sound like Star Wars fans, lol

echo hazel
elfin matrix
#

FF 7 rebirith and remake have good combat system and for some people that was enough, for me it was.

#

wont be playing part 3 thought, probably will be sold for 90$, each part keeps raising the price, lol

#

Dude, you can press Enter and do multi posting

signal kayak
#

Either you haven't watched/played the games, or my point, or you refuse to do so
I suggest that you rewatch or play the games and try to understand that not everybody wants to play the original game even though they can do so now, because Remake is there too
And I also suggest not boxing yourself in and trying to shut down other people's ideas with one liners, that demonstrates that you're short sighted
That's all I'm going to say on the matter

elfin matrix
#

Crisis core on PSP

#

Crisis core reunion

#

OG FF 7

#

Advent children both versions

#

Dirge of ceberus

#

Platinum Remake

#

Platinum Rebirth

#

I just love when people do this claim

#

My user name used to be Sephiroku

signal kayak
#

Excuse me while I go play Expedition 33, the game you said you hated so much? I'm going to enjoy my games, thank you very much meltada

elfin matrix
#

"Not everyone wants to play the OG"

#

Thats a sin

elfin matrix
#

EXP 33 is garbage

#

You can't tell me anything about FF 7 when I have consume the entire compilation and is god awful

#

"Shutting people down with one liners" Whats that supposed to mean anyway?

#

Short sighter, sure the guy that consumed most square enix product has short sight?

#

Btw how I am stopping you from enjoying your games? Thats stupid

echo hazel
#

idk man i don't think I've ever seen you compliment a game here

#

and if you did it probably got buried among all the hatred ๐Ÿ˜ญ

elfin matrix
#

I find weird people that loves everything

#

looks like a cult

#

Bim does the same, the other way we discussed RE 5 vs RE 6

#

he likes 6 and liked 5

#

I hate 6 and he hates 5

echo hazel
#

i don't love everything but the catch is that i rarely discuss things that i don't like

elfin matrix
#

you will never see me hating EA games because i really dont care

elfin matrix
#

more like I love it too much

#

so Seeing Square Destroy it just rubs me the wrong way

echo hazel
#

only ff i played is xv which i think isn't even a real ff game

#

but it was ok

elfin matrix
#

and I have been watching since Day 1 watching square destroy Final fantasy as awhole

echo hazel
#

played it for free so good times ๐Ÿ‘

elfin matrix
#

and I hate FF 13 with a passion and yet is one.

echo hazel
#

i also have 16 on the shelf, another game in my big backlog

elfin matrix
#

meh

#

go ahead

echo hazel
elfin matrix
#

So anyway, person asked "Should I play crisis core" I say no and instead play the OG FF 7, Thats how we got into this mess

#

So is ok to play a game from 2007 but not the OG from 1997 where everything comes from?

#

So thats basically how all began

echo hazel
#

lack of time is a big issue imo

#

I'd love to play silent hill 2 og and the half lives and a bunch of more classic games but i just don't have the time

elfin matrix
#

Time is the one thing I have

elfin matrix
#

you have to find the TIME

#

instead of playing new stuff, get time and play the old stuff instead

#

I am mostly playing PS2 games now

echo hazel
#

i pity the kids who completely missed the ps2 and 360 ages

elfin matrix
#

my niece

#

"Why you always play boring games, uncle"

#

if it isn't fornite, roblox or minecraft the game is Boring

#

I gave up with my niece, except she does love Dragon Quest Builders 1, so....I ll take it

thorny shoal
elfin matrix
#

vortex always bullying me

#

no fair

#

Ok so people want Positivity?

#

Fine

#

Megaman Zero legacy collection

#

Most Level 5 games like Dark cloud, Dark cloud 2, Dragon quest 8 yes this game was developed by LEVEL 5

#

I think they made ni no kuni...but I dont remember, got to the end and couldnt bet the final boss

fathom juniper
#

14 days till mewgenics!
and the dev is streaming it again! GWvertiPeepoCheer

#

14 days until my silksong comes out

fathom juniper
#

oh that's actually sweet - edmund is doing a giveway
free steam codes and some merch

#

that's actually really cool

#

i believe @clear python is going to enjoy this ๐Ÿ‘€

clear python
#

:--)

fathom juniper
#

what

#

what's what

elfin matrix
#

oh...something from your country

fathom juniper
#

ey?

elfin matrix
fathom juniper
#

mewgenics
it's a game

#

you ever played TBOI?

#

the BOIIIII

fathom juniper
#

The Binding Of Isaac

elfin matrix
#

I only like Hades

#

don't like the genre

fathom juniper
#

basically - it's their latest game

elfin matrix
#

found out after buying 4 rouge likes/lites and not liking a single one

fathom juniper
#

it's a turn-based xcom-like rougelite about... cats

elfin matrix
#

noooooooooooooooooo

#

"rougelite"

fathom juniper
#

oh god

#

OH GOD LET'S NOT DO THAT

elfin matrix
#

Turn base X com sounded good...until you mentioned the other thing

fathom juniper
#

cats?

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
#

i got that!

#

such an easy langauge

elfin matrix
#

Lenguaje

#

I ll do some conjugations then

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
#

huh I might be interested

fathom juniper
#

well that's edmund mcmillen

elfin matrix
#

O.O

#

no you Idiota, I mean the game

fathom juniper
#

yeah that's his style dusa

fathom juniper
#

i can't with me either

#

and i'm stuck with me 24/7 - how do you think i feel? dusa

elfin matrix
#

"Show me my worse Enemy"

#

"You see your own reflection"

#

So you going to play RE requiem?

#

Since it has Denuvo, I mean MEMUDO I won't be purchasing it

#

lets play RE Code Veronica

fathom juniper
#

lmao you think i'm gonna pay for it?

#

i'm gonna wait for my mate to buy it dusa

elfin matrix
#

OOOOOHHHHH tell me how to get it

#

oh...

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
#

I mean with denuvo and everything it might take 2 years

signal kayak
elfin matrix
fathom juniper
signal kayak
#

I'll wait for the release myself

fathom juniper
#

day 1 purchase for me

signal kayak
#

could use some saving, too

#

That, and I'm expeditioning
One step at a time

fathom juniper
#

apparently it's gonna be 30 burgebucks
but they want to do a launch sale

#

i'm guessing around 10-15% off

signal kayak
#

Sounds par for the course

elfin matrix
#

cat game for 30$?

fathom juniper
#

ye

signal kayak
#

Launch sales have become commonplace

elfin matrix
#

oh might just find it on Steamunlocked

fathom juniper
#

naaah

elfin matrix
#

yep

fathom juniper
#

don't do that to indies

elfin matrix
#

no money

fathom juniper
#

proper indies
no publisher involved at all

elfin matrix
#

if its there I ll try it out

#

if not, then wont

#

don't worry I own Hades 1 and 2 and transistor and bastion

#

back when I had money

signal kayak
#

Oof

#

That thing could come straight from the Ring of Pain developer's works

#

And I'm not sure if that's a compliment ๐Ÿ˜…

fathom juniper
#

dude the cats this game can produce XD

#

like - there was this pair that got together and made a new kitten

#

who then inherited her mother's... gambling addiction XD
and got a pernament +3 to luck XD

clear python
#

are there sphynx cats

signal kayak
#

You'd think gambling addiction would be a debuff

fathom juniper
#

actually - edmund talked a lot about that in the noclip doc
and i think there are sphynx cats in the game

#

im not 100% sure

signal kayak
#

Remind me how Mewgenics works? It's a tactical RPG, right?

clear python
#

i recently learned that sphynx cats have health problems because... they dont... have fur... so now i'm 'happy' i can dislike them not just on aesthetic grounds but also on ethical grounds

fathom juniper
#

minus the cover system

signal kayak
#

Bingo

fathom juniper
signal kayak
#

So quite literally a turn based tactical RPG

clear python
#

hell yeah

fathom juniper
#

and then there's this bit about the brain

#

listen to this up to 17:56
https://youtu.be/VyxbfbfXzQM?t=1010

We played over 30 hours of Mewgenics and interviewed Edmund McMillen and Tyler Glaiel to get you everything you need to know about one of 2026's biggest indie games.

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clear python
#

good

#

i replaced all my brain with muscle

fathom juniper
#

OOG OOG peepoWalksintoacave

clear python
#

i sometimes keep a few tools for gardening in there as well

signal kayak
#

God that trailer

fathom juniper
#

right?

signal kayak
#

It's extremely silly ๐Ÿ˜‚

fathom juniper
#

get this - this is the least unhinged trailer this game has

#

the other one... i can't even post it here

signal kayak
#

I'm taking notes...

signal kayak
#

Car

fathom juniper
#

a red car at that too!

#

must be fast

#

also - one more cool thing about this game i have to mention
every cat can sing along to the music playing in the background

#

and they do it in the most hilarious way PES_Lul

#

god i love this game's sense of humor

elfin matrix
#

So I basically have infinite moves then

fathom juniper
#

actually - yeah
that could have some synergy with that horde of brainless cats he was talking about in that clip i posted earlier

elfin matrix
#

How to make money? by Bim

#

Step one, buy this book

#

step two, Thanks for the money, dumbo

#

Nioh 3 Demo soon

fathom juniper
#

i never played any nioh

elfin matrix
#

you can....JUMP

#

"This changes everything"

#

January 29th

fathom juniper
#

earth-shattering development

elfin matrix
#

how do you fix youtube?

#

as in "Stop posting the same 20 videos over and over, recommend something new to me youtube!!"

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
#

judgement day, Judgement Day!!!

#

best action movie ever made

fathom juniper
#

yeah

elfin matrix
#

dethroned Robocop 1

fathom juniper
#

okay, so - you sure remember the nightmare nuke scene, right?

elfin matrix
#

Si

#

love it

fathom juniper
#

it's that - do that to youtube
just nuke it and build it back up from scratch

elfin matrix
#

hmm

#

I can't code for Shy

fathom juniper
#

yeah neither can i, so i guess we're stuck

elfin matrix
#

oh well go back to your mods or whatever, I ll watch something

fathom juniper
#

anyways

#

t2 is so good

elfin matrix
#

people can legit call me hater of everything Terminator related that isn't T1 and T2

fathom juniper
#

it's up there with mad max 4, john wick 2, mission impossible 6 and the first robocop

#

as the best action movies ever made

elfin matrix
#

Funny...I know mad max and yet I have never seen a single one

fathom juniper
elfin matrix
#

same with John wick

fathom juniper
#

if you read through my posts you can literally see my mental health deterioating in real time with every movie after 2 XD

elfin matrix
#

I watched those movies at least one

#

ok maybe not the lastest one

fathom juniper
#

it's not the worst one
dark fate

#

i'm glad that the last one isn't the worst

#

...it's only the second or third worst

echo hazel
fathom juniper
#

hell yeah

#

1 is just mad max
2 is road warrior
3 is tina turner
4 is fury road
5 is the boring one

echo hazel
#

i didn't know there were movies before fury road for the longest time

elfin matrix
#

tina turner??????