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The long-awaited third entry of the Half-Life franchise has arrived. Days after the vanishing of Alyx Vance and the revival of Eli Vance, Eli and Gordon Freeman set out to find the mysterious Borealis, an old ship that is shifting in and out of reality that could hold they key to destroying the Combine forever.

||im so gonna get banned for this
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AD please ban this one
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live.
Was expecting AD but AM works too
Issue one:
This is not a diablo game
Call it anything else please
It has some comedic value that 1 and 2 both innovated gaming with various new concepts and game mechanics and 3 was like how about we move backwards and remove all of that and dont innovate anything at all
Anyway here's a marketplace that predictably goes wrong
Also the entire studio quit ages ago and all those devs are basically making PoE now as a spiritual successor to diablo 2 but buy 3 anyway please

Listen
I fell for it too on a different server
I am glad you didnt join me in d3 hate we could probably fill this chat for weeks
Also there’s the fact that they dissolved blizznorth
Canceled the real 2005 sequel
Effed up the artstyle, writing, atmosphere, gore
Servers
Always online, crappy drops, please visit our shop
Error 30-something
The list goes on
What they canceled was space diablo
Blizz north didnt really dissolve they all just kinda
Quit
Cause of the dev hell
Like most of that leadership just left
They didnt want to make a direct sequel but rather same format different place
Hence space diablo
Like it dissolved in technical terms but in reality the people who could make d3 all left
Yeah
Tbh if you have a bone, no, the entire skeleton to pick with D3...
...I have that same skeleton to pick with the extremely stupid DRM on D2R, even more so on consoles
We can play it offline, but it's not a true offline mode because it requires you to go online from time to time to sell your data so they're happy and let you play it offline for a while longer
Brüh
Despite this being the "modern" Blizzard, I was almost eager to try out this stupid remaster if it wasn't for that DRM
yeah it's like...
i used to love those guys
i know i'm repeating myself but d1 and RE1 were my first two pc games i ever played
but it seems like ever since diablo 3 they just...
they just can't stop themselves from collecting more and more Ls
when was the last time they launched a truly great game?
or - when was the last time they launched even just an alright game that didn't come with a laundry list of issues and controversies?
diablo immortal
a masterpiece
This guy 😂
Maybe some old Blizzard game collection that few people care about? I guess?
they probably screwed up that one too if it did come out
I've tried out Lost Vikings on the GBA if that counts
And iirc that's not even the good version
More like diablo immoral
ty ty it's part of my comedy routine
oh!
looks like outlaws remastered came out
https://youtu.be/7RLwUSbYxP8?si=4hT-yW31jUGiSNGP
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Nightdive returns, bringing a cult 90s shooter from the inestimable Nightdive Studios back, remastered and modernised by the masters of the remaster. John Linneman and Audi Sorlie take a look at this one, explaining why the origi...
This is a fake out isn't it?
nah bro it's totally real for real
trust me
don't look at the date though
OH MY GOD
@signal kayak
look at this trailer here
Outlaws + Handful of Missions: Remaster is available now on Xbox One, Series X|S, PlayStation 4|5, Nintendo Switch, and PC!
Outlaws + Handful of Missions: Remaster
— Available Now —
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notice anything strange?
Haven't seen it but uhhhh
Nightdive Studios?
nope
...wait, I know what you mean now
They've missed EVERY SINGLE SHOT!
BRŒH
i like nightdive, but come on
i haven't seen this level of inaccuracy since the HBO Chernobyl show
come on 
they did this on purpose
They hired a stormtrooper for this trailer
this runs on the star wars dark forces engine
so the might've just done that 
never change, nightdive 
Didn't see that one coming
to be fair - you have to work really hard to miss every single shot in a nineties fps with autoaim 
Leaving that aside, I didn't see coming that it uses the same engine as a Star Wars game
oh yeah it's a...
weird frankenstein piece of tech that i don't think anyone fully knows
some kind of black magic between doom 1 and build
I was like "cool, an old styled FPS game, with a stormtrooper as the player in this trailer"
bruh it had fake 3d, bit of vertical aiming and that one bit with a spinning 3d sector
which - with my knowledge of nineties shooters - must've been a hack bigger than david cage
how the hell did they do that
i only played freedom unite before world
oh damn i just remembered i can emulate GU now let's gooooo

you got me...
what happened?
GOTTEM
I lost internet for a second
the name of the game has bad word
lmao
it's a false positive
and i really like this game but the bot makes talking about it really hard
Play MH3U or 4U
anyway, lunch time
delete it just in case
between those two i'd probably play 4U but i've been really interested in GU and now I can finally play it
GENU have one flaw that annoys me as a MH old timer
the armor sets
It's like...everything has bad skills
Mind you this is an issue in the series since.....forever...but GEN U is outrage you, of course when u don't know whats good and bad, you make the armor that looks the coolest
so....go for that instead
you know
we shouldn't be dunking on valve for not knowing how to count to 3
because apparently jeff bezos can't count at all
"hey prime video - could we maybe resume this show we left off at season 1 episode 7?"
"of course! here's season 2 episode 8"
bruh
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e33 got a golden joystick goty
...nothing for hades 2 though?
really?
i'll keep that in mind 
GEN U is very long
which is why I recommend 3U or 4U instead
plus GEN U is like a Big Party, celebrating 10 plus years of MH
It has 15 weapons. You can play as a CAT if you want but GEN U nerfed the cat
that's what made me interested honestly
sure but u won't get the hype for knowing all the monsters

that's fine
Yeah, Wilds pissed me off so much
I did bought it, got scammed
Crapcom is back
As for Story MH4U has the best story in the franchise
the bar is that low and somehow they keep failing
you should try MH stories if you like Turn base monster capture games
mh stories has been on my wishlist for a while now
i will buy it when capcom decides to give it a good discount, they are good with everything besides MH stories
u could emulate the 3ds version
if you like it, buy the Steam one with free online and pvp
oh the 3ds version has nintendo collabs and stuff
if you like zelda and FE play Stories 1 and MH4U
The master sword is one of my go to End game weapons in 4U
oh i didnt know stories was on 3ds
I might do that if i get the itch 
collabs though i actually never liked them it's weird
even if if they fit in the universe, or if both games are by the same ocmpany
i have an active dislike for them for some reason
maybe it's fortnite's fault
or mortal kombat's fault
never did
oh, ok then
well I like collabs because Monster hunter
back in the OLD DAYS we had shonen jump collabs, One piece collab, Inuyasha Tetsaiga collab
i just have a negative reaction whenever I see how successful collabs are in bringing in players
like why
stop that
well yeah
mind you the collabs in MH used to be
Mostly GEAR
a cool monster
and that was it
and FREE
not a big problem though so im glad to carry it around as a contrarian badge
makes me feel superior!
normally I am the contrarian
I respect your contrarianism
So I don't think EXP 33 is all that great
I ll take Shin megami Tensei VV anyday of the weak, Nocturne or FF X
it looks good and i will probably play it eventually but no rush
If I want to parry I ll just Play Sekiro
i liked paper mario and e33 soundtrack sounds good 
oh....well I never liked paper mario
mistery solve
meh the soundtrack is eh I am more into rock
plus decades of Final fantasy, grandia and the likes is hard for Soundtrack to impress me
anyway Time to grind In Digimon world 4
don't play it, the game is trash, I just do it because I never beat it as a teen
have fun or not fun
Carmageddon: Rogue Shift Steam page (for some reason they censored the word Carmageddon) https://store.steampowered.com/app/1712100/_Rogue_Shift/
News/reveal in ~14 days https://driversmustdie.com/
so i booted black mesa up for...
well - obvious reasons
and after years of patching and early access and what not
i'm pleased to announce that...
this trick still works!
6 garbage bins
this has to be some kind of record 
-# help
We are still looking for the titular vampire
In a dark world, a new adventure begins. Explore maps, level up powers, kill monsters. Find treasures.
From the somehow triple-BAFTA‑winning creators of Vampire Survivors, Vampire Crawlers: the turbo wildcard from Vampire Survivors turns the snowballing thrill of Vampire Survivors into a turbo turn‑based, card‑driven BLOBBER with rogue-…
To be announced
Found it by chance right as I was looking for this trailer
B
Thanks (not) to YT returning results that have little to do with the search query
Hey @fathom juniper wanna know of MSFT's latest blunder?
They had a Partner Showcase not long ago but later put Silent Hill 2 on the Store at a 50% discount...and they didn't show the game in said showcase
From 70 to 35 yuros, no reason nor thought
Msft?
Microsoft
Ah
Anyways
GOOD NEWS!
Really, really good news
Reuploaded from my Instagram.
Sorry for lack of content, I've been working on larger stuff and don't have much to post here yet. I post random stuff on my Instagram however.
I'm currently working on a new psychological survival horror game, similar to my previous works, Afraid of Monsters and Cry of Fear.
I wont promise to finish this game t...
its a supository!
Theyre back !
Wot
Episode: The Deep South
Ah
Im this good news type of guy
Top Gear and Grand tour stars saying good news. The famous James May Dacia quote but I thought it be funny with all of them saying it as an idea.
Send your ideas: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdgO0tqQi4FLxgtjZW7MSQyG3ezApTgxWN4Ufwp_IZe2bUY4A/viewform?usp=sf_link
And We're off!
New thing gets invented
The thing becomes popular with tech bros
The thing makes PC components expensive and creates a lot of environmental damage
The thing loses a lot of value in just a few years
Repeat
you dont get it, i NEED more ram to run all the new ue6 games (ue6 runs all games inside a chromium tab) they look sooooo much more realistic
This is legit just avengers endgame 😭
Tech bros making everybody's lives harder for no good reason
Bruh
oh my god that bit about a chromium tab made me throw up a bit
stop it
anyways
it's friday
you guys want the black mesa version or the doom version?

time's up
black mesa it is then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmbqB0dYgug
damn it's real
you're late
they announced it yesterday
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the f-
i would love to see the meetings about this 
this actually fits in this weird sort of way
i'm kinda curious in what sort of creative ways we'll get to kill him
there's certainly gonna be one including a salsa
mom's spaghetti actually is in the trailer already 
Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is a 4-player co-op action game set in the Warhammer Fantasy Battles world. Sequel to the critically acclaimed Vermintide, Vermintide 2 is the latest installment in a franchise best known for its intense and bloody first-person melee combat.…
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You said Vermintide is free but this is Vermintide 2, why would you lie to us 
yeah but...
isn't it that double the verm?
so you get like two verms for the price of... none?
Vermintide is Vermintide 🤷♂️
well i never played vermitide
but my warhammer friends say it's good
well - some of them are
the ones that can form a sentence beyond WAAAAAAAAAAAARGH and something about a blood god

I hear it's pretty fun
Though I am not into 40K so I never really played it
same
SM 2?
And well, will play Boltgun 2 too
Space Marine 2
Sequel came out...last year I think
Oh they made a follow-up game to Raji An Ancient Epic
This wasn't in my bingo card, will look it up
I own so many warhammer games that I haven't played lol
I have space marine 1, rogue trader, mechanicus, boltgun(I did play this one), total warhammer, vermintide
okay
then you're the ideal person to answer this
why are warhammer fans always complaining about the IP being mistreated?
all my warhammer friends keep moaning about this constantly
all the while getting like 4 cool warhammer games a year
like
bruh
the main owners, GW, who run the universe, lore, and tabletop games
they're kinda like wotc
not as bad as wotc I think
they're also pretty liberal with handing out the IP to anyone with a pulse so quality can vary
Also means the story gets contradicted every 5-10 years. Amazing design btw
honestly though the warhammer games have been pretty solid usually, if rough around the edges
When any1 can make a story in your world. I cant get behind it since the "story" has multiple versions lol
but yeah GW will do stuff like play favorites, not let the story really advance, have cringy books, resurrect characters for fanservice, kill and then resurrect their fantasy game because it didn't sell enough
one day i will get around to playing rogue trader
They are slowly bringing primearchs back to get hype for the story. Wonder if they will retconn all that
also their models are expensive as hell
you're not wrong though lol, "at least you get games"
Raycevick was like "man, warhammer fans complain about getting AA jank games every year. I'm a mass effect fan so..."
Total war isnt everyones kinda game either no matter how big and amazing it is. Not all warhammer fans enjoy RTS but they assume that since tabletop is the same thing but online
and i feel like a lot of hamwarmer fans don't appreciate it
total warhammer 40k is definitely happening I think
things could've been much, much worse
What will be truly terrible is the TV show/movie of warhammer coming out, you can never do the world true justice
warhammer fantasy has total war and vermintide as well I think
Vermintide is a lot more fun since its killing like doom lol
counterpoint: Astartes 2 is also happening
wasn't everyone's crush henry cavil working on that?
Yes but you know hollywood, they never give him full control. They ALWAYS try and add things or take things out that doesnt "fit" with hollywood
Its BS
idk it'll be fun I think
the fallout show is fun
You cant do the warhammer world true justice in this society
They always wanna add woke stuff
uh
that secret level warhammer short was pretty cool
yeah it's called astartes 2
it's... not a movie
I don't even think warhammer should get a cinematic universe or anything, shorter serialized stuff suits it better
just look at how many goddamn shorter novels it has
WAIT this is actual follow up to Ancient Epic?
Okay I have to check it now
apparently he was in the first game?
you're on fire! but you probably already knew that!
also cuz god of war 2018
Jesus I really don't remember anything from Ancient Epic?
Wait it could be her brother, I think?
lemme check
Oh yeah it could be Golu, her brother
I..completly forgot everything about a game appaerntly, outside of the fact I played it
it does seem like he will be fully playable so maybe he's like 9s sorta
"It introduces customized evasion for Raji and a siddhi-yielding system for Darsh, allowing unique combat styles."
Game takes place 6 years after first one so it might be something like that
Oh, so it's someone else
"Raji, now a seasoned warrior, and her dreamwalking brother Darsh, journey to the Eternal Summit to save or destroy the universe."
Ugh, well, I will play it anyway
it is golu
"This sequel to Raji: An Ancient Epic, makes a huge leap into the Third-Person Action-Adventure genre, also featuring dual Protagonists: control Raji with her divine Trishul and her brother Darsh (Golu from Raji: An Ancient Epic), who commands great arcane power."
oh it is a third person action game
we live in the time of god of war 2018
Ah, he has different name now, okay
Well I will play it anyway, mainly because there is like...zero freaking games with Indian mythology, and first one was good
the great push for kid companions
we should never have allowed older seasoned devs to have children!
I blame last of us which was inspired by... Ico????? Really?
I actually thought to myself "what's the earliest game with a kid companion that you gotta protect, Ico?"
did not realize there was a connection there
An Ancient Epic kind of reminds me of God of War, but indie, a lot less violent and not bloody
Unrefined, but pretty all around
Funnily enough Ico is still the only game where the companion actually feels real compared to god of war and tlou where they barely react with you or the environment
"As a student at Carnegie Mellon University in 2004, Druckmann was tasked with creating a video game concept to present to film director George A. Romero, who would select a winner. Druckmann's idea was to merge the gameplay of Ico (2001) in a story set during a zombie apocalypse, like that of Romero's Night of the Living Dead (1968), with a lead character similar to John Hartigan from Sin City (1991–2000)."
also am I reading this right?
"An early concept for the game was titled Mankind, in which the infection only spread to women; the story followed the journey of a man protecting the only immune woman to bring her to a lab to create a potential cure. The concept was soon scrapped, particularly after female Naughty Dog employees voiced their concerns, as it was deemed misogynistic."
how tf did that idea get off the ground
Yet another zombie idea
we got Lisa The Painful instead, close enough
wait true
Not only is Dove chocolate smoother, it is more chocolatey and flavorful too
Too bad, it's Toblerone this time 
it's neil druckmann mate
But it has that nasty stuff in it that sticks to my teeth
Ok
Dont get mad, in just kidding
🐐
I mean...the idea didn't get off but someone else did it instead and we got one of the indies of all time
Lisa is one of the greats, I wish it got more attention
I got LISA on the EGS, I'll play it eventually.
Ignore the racists
okay, guys
so it's... 
8:52 am
i just spent 30 minutes trying to explain to my mate the intricacies of buying the new hitman games
he saw that eminem trailer and wated to play that
and after 30 minutes he just went F-this game and gave up
dropped the subject completely 
you did this bim
what did i do?
It's a hard game to buy
Look at the whole ahh game map
No wonder they don't wanna deal with that
dude
cast your mind back to this convo right here:
#video-games message
i don't think i've ever seen a more messy game to buy
That's what I'm saying 
nah - it's worse
it's so much worse
this rabbit hole has no bottom
it just keeps going and going
they can't even sell hitman absolution the normal way
because it comes bundled with blood money for 72 pierogi bucks
but blood money alone costs 46 pierogis
so... absolution is 26 then?
but i can't pay 26 for it - i have to pay 72, most of which would go towards a game i already own
like yeah sure - i know steam would probably give me a discount (although i can't tell if other platforms would do that too)
which begs another question - why can't they sell those games separately?
they released separately - in normal, old fashioned way
they just got smushed together later on

hello? Io? Yes - i would like to buy a game.
Can i have one game, please?
Yes, we have Hitman Absolution for 72 pierogi bucks and Blood Money for 42
Cool - what's in the absolution bundle?
Just Hitman Absolution, sir
(Unrelated, holy moly, it only costs 20€ here, I'm pretty sure that's well below 72 pierogis)
IO, what are you guys doing? 😅
right?
I want to speak to your manager
Not gonna lie, I'm appalled
Because somehow, WoA costs around 35€ here (discounted) and 46 pierogis there (that's way less than 35€ unless I'm not counting on some extra discount for owning a game from WoA?)
Here at Black Mesa we recommend spanking yourself before lifting heavy objects
Research shows that a good slap increases efficiency by 36%

this... short, 1 minute fight took me 30 minutes to crack
they just pelt you with everything right off the bat from all sides so there isn't a single solid piece of cover - every place you hide at will leave you exposed to full auto fire from the back
this fight is such a crapshoot
why cover if you can just kill them before they kill you
the purpose of cover is that in movies they need screen time for the actors to talk so they just sit behind cover for a bit
only people who watch too much movies do cover

dude BMS would be completely unplayable without cover
sure bim sure
exactly what a movie watcher would say
is this some new meme i don't know about? 
well i'll be damned
this has to be the first time i did the black ops section without dying 50 craptilion times

it's ridiculous
Holy crap THAT WAS AMAZING!
Why was I putting it off for so long?
I had this in my library for years
dude
good thing you mentioned it
this xen remake was giving me such marathon vibes at times
good vibes
there's probably some halo in there too though i wouldn't know it
of yes a lot of things in there were the dna of bungie for future games
like dude - listen to this:
https://youtu.be/oPHu47uAwVo?si=5Sa7oUnLOj4uaes_
The Soundtrack is Available on:
iTunes - http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1472187604?ls=1&app=itunes
Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/4OI9gXvWTQSeGIpsvVXRc3?si=MBPvvf-wSseee6tBcK3YHw
GooglePlay - https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Joel_Nielsen_Black_Mesa_Xen_Soundtrack?id=Bruaxcz6ek7qi5yi7w7ass33kgu&hl=en
Bandcamp - https://joelnie...
that's marathon
oh yes i know it
man this was such a fun experience
one thing i have to give credit to black mesa
it does a great job portraying the scale of the black mesa incident
from "oh crap this one part of the complex is kinda messed up", through "well it's spreading everywhere", "please evacuate everyone in 15 mile radius" to "f it pull out all troops and evacuate all of new mexico"
the original game hinted at that as well as it could, but that was about it
but now BM leans into it and shows every detail (with some grade A voiceacting too) to the point that...
at the end of Forget About Freeman i had to stop for a moment and take it all in - looking at all the destruction everywhere, the sky completely covered in smoke, listening to all the distress calls on the nearby radio
yeah no wonder all of humanity folded at hour 7 if this is how hour 1 looks like 
Hang on, lemme see if I've got Black Mesa.
I do! I got about halfway through OG HL1 waaay back in the day, I've heard BM does a lot to clean up HL1's age.
oh yeah it does
it still retains that slight smell of nineties cheese, BUT
it's way more digestible for people who don't love old shooters
that said - and i know how weird it sounds coming from me
don't play it on hard
i usually ask people to crank that difficulty up, but here
do easy or normal tops
Describe some Hard Mode idiosyncracies for me.
okay so - in original half life HECU were actually pretty smart, but - they couldn't run and gun
they could either chase you or stop and shoot you
Black Mesa works on source so the AI is based on the combine's AI from HL2 - who could run and gun
they were generally easier to kill, but could do two things at the same time
well - black mesa combines the hard damage output and high reflexes of the og game with run-and-gun tactics from hl2
which makes them super hard
and that on it's own wouldn't be bad, if it wasn't for the fact that damage values on hard are all sorts of effed up
it feels like...
fighting HECU feels like a bunch of glass cannons throwing dull razors at each other
just doing a whole bunch of random chip damage until someone lands a lucky crit
Wait. My damage values get weird?
A shotgun blast doesn't just deal x damage per pellet?
Oh, screw that.
it does
but the spread is so random, and enemy animations so erratic it might as well be rng
and here's the thing - i know this series pretty well
and i know that in every HL game the main thing the difficulty does it cranking up those health and damage values
so most people recommend playing it on normal - and so do i
i just play it on hard because i like the pain 
the only difficulty thing i like is that on hard black ops have this sort of cool camo on
and they're near invisible
Man, for all of Armored Core 6's many many many problems, the fact that shotgun spreads are always set (and it's super visible with laser shotguns) does my heart good.
but other than that and some box drops - it's all damage values
Yeah, I could not see the dude in that screenshot earlier.
see - that's my point
first of all - that's a lady 
but you couldn't see her so 
two - it's not a cheeky screenshot where like...
half of the model is off screen - no
the whole enemy model is... close to the center of the screen
slightly to the right
but yeah - black mesa is great 
despite some minor technical hiccups like the audio balance (or lack thereof)
just don't play it on hard
Bro found perishable Blueprint and perishable Brainstorm one right next to the other
(Talking about Balatro)
Warhammer vermintide is free to keep on steam if anyone wants a copy
VERMINTIDE???? Oh yeahhhhhhh
@ocean iris BRUH 
https://youtu.be/dzBhf6zElYU?si=DE8ZSDR5i-aeulTb
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Here's 40 minutes of the kind of insight you get from 20 years of highest-difficulty-possible replays, and the kind of lit clas...
that's so cool
damn ubisoft and their shoddy old pc ports
so i wanted to play some R6 Vegas, right?
well - i got it for all...
9 pierogibucks
which is like 2 real moneys or something
got it on my deck
and it's near unplayable
i mean - it works
but it doesn't recognize any inputs even with the 360 controller option checked
so i had to map all pc controls to steam decks buttons and there's always something
it just controls like a jet ski on gravel, it's locked to 16/9, and for some, god forsaken reason it apparently uses different calculations for bullet trajectory when playing with kbm?
which this game thinks i do
???
boi does this game make a baaaaaaaaaaaad first impression 
was i just dumb for liking it in the past?
oh yeah - it's back
it's just the first level that sucks
from 2 onwards it's just 
So who would win in a fight.....Goku or Superman? 😉
hell yeah!
pretty tight moves for the flying brick that is mig31B
i... honestly can't tell because i never fly in third person
wait you did that mission without shooting the guy you're supposed to escort?
wild

come on guys everybody does it
while he does give points, sadly you can't cash them out
drat i forgot to shoot him down
is it for killing SAM at long range?
theyre invisible until you fly close
are you kidding me?
how did you guys miss them they were right there
this wasn't even a combat section - it was a safe room with the resupply box 
Man don’t remind me of it
And here I wanted to talk about F1 race in Vegas that took place in the morning smh
Nothing better than making 2 great games and then just never coming back to them (because you have Siege making money)
great games?
i like them, but
please
they're barely holding together
they're enjoyable, fun games
but i wouldn't call them great when they can't even play simple "dialogue.wav" without messing something up
Eh, they are like VTM- janky as sh- I mean, crap, but really fun to play...when they work
oh yeah - absolutely
i think you just nailed it there
it is the VTMB of military shooters 
it does have a cult following, but...
holy crap this game came with an expiration date
at this point it's just decomposing before our very eyes
The McLaren double dsq 😔
Today
what a coincidence
Peak
okay - let's go down the list
just today i:
changed the FOV from 59 ||59 that's criminal - that's zoom FOV in other games|| using some janky .bat file because this early UE3 game is made in such a weird way changing the FOV in one of the many, MANY .ini files changes where bullets come from
so if you increase that FOV your bullets will start spawning to the left of your gun
i've heard multiple NPCs talking double
as in - dialogue lines trigger twice so not only there's echo, but the volume doubles for some reason
i've had my guys die to their own...
breach and clear routines 
this game doesn't support 16/10 - it's either 4/3 or 16/9, but there's some janky resolution hidden in there that renders the game fine but the menu is letter boxed
better than having the menu stretched and game letterboxed BUT
all screenshots and videos i capture still come out in 4/3 for some reason?
the "use xbox 360 controller" option just doesn't work - at all
which is why i had to move from my steam deck to my main pc just to get some normal kebyoard and mouse controls
and said keyboard and mouse controls change ballistic profiles of all rounds fired
HOW!?
the church sequence in the tutorial has borked scripting so it softlocked itself twice
and i swear i saw one guy folding his animation rig backwards so that his gun was coming out of his ass for a few frames
this thing... is barely holding together
i'm afraid in a few years we won't be able to even boot it at all
oh and it doesn't work with steam overlay

oh and the AI flip-flops between "sun tzu ain't got nothing on me" levels of strategy genius to "i just got outplayed at chess by a doom imp" levels of dumb 
you call that AI bim? that sounds like it would pass the turing test
I think the last Ubisoft game I played that I enjoyed and finished was Assassin's Creed Revelations.
Didn't finish 3.
How many revelations would you say are in that game
At least 2, the title is accurate.
Good to know thanks. I want to make sure I get my money‘s worth on revelations
the last ubisoft game I played that I enjoyed and finished was
I don't think I've ever finished one of them
I have collected a lot of them though lol
The first few Assassin's Creeds were really good. There's some aging present, especially in 1, but before the scope of the story got too big it was great.
I always played the first couple hours and then got bored and didn't feel like picking it back up after a while
I did it with AC2, AC3, and AC4 so the problem is probably with me
Haven't played any assassin's Creed in decades but the one i keep thinking about is ac Unity. It stood out because it's actually hard and made me lock in. Especially the heists where you really gotta scout and plan your routes
One of the most important things ac unity did was that the city is dense, and most of the building blocks have interiors you can parkour through
Other ac just have big blocks that are shells you have to go around or over
Based
Mirage finally got that Valley of Memorioes free DLC out so I will play it soon
Have to first deal with pesky Huns in Rogue Prince of Persia
Was that the one that launched in that legendary buggy state ?
Yup. I heard it was the worst ac ever when it came out. By the time I played it I didn't really find any bugs though
I do remember it having some gorgeous baked in lighting though
One of the last games that really leaned into it
whenever I hear AC unity, it always reminds me of that 55 IDR mishap lol
55 idr mishap?
basically, one time, Steam done goof and switched pricing for Singapore and Indonesia. For 2 days, AC unity was listed for 55 IDR (indonesian rupiah), which is 3 cents


God - I see what you did for others.
And I ask you to do the same for me.
Just with the new doom, please
They rolled it back but didn't take away the people who bought it
Good
Should I watch pluribus
I don’t know
If you’re expecting me to do my thing and give you a raving OHMYGOD YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS THING! then sorry to disappoint
Like - it’s not bad
But I’m not feeling it yet
I would have to finish the whole thing to really make up my mind
Ah
started playing Xanadu Next and it's pretty neat, I wish more jp devs made games for PC during the 2000's
i think...
i'm afraid setting this janky-ass third person shooter to "realistic" might've been a mistake
this game is kicking my ass
BRUH
so the steam awards are up, right?
AND HADES 2 ISN'T EVEN NOMINATED FOR THE BEST SOUNDTRACK AWARD!?
come on, brother
oh, okay
you can get search for it and it will pop
but still
but it does recommend me picking hades 2 for "Best Game You Suck At" award

You realize these are nominations for awards not actual awards, right?
yeah but my point is
hades 2 showed up right away in most other categories
even those that don't fit it at all
but here it was like 
nothing
Maybe they just wanted to include more games
i dunno
i just find it funny that steam didn't give me hades 2 in the best ost
but it sure wanted me to vote on it on "the game you suck at" 
it's like they know i can't dodge those freakin boomerangs
this... is a difficult one
That's the TGA
I went with Doom since this is like...only category it got nominated in lol
And I always try to go one game per award ceremony to have some cariety
Gabe Cube is probably getting delayed
There's no way Valve gonna sell them
https://fixupx.com/Pirat_Nation/status/1992574433022628245
WHAT
excuse me?
is this how much ram went up?
jesus christ i just checked 
now the prices aren't that crazy over here
but still - 1,5k pierogi bucks for 32gigs of ddr5
thanks, ai bros 
I already think of reselling RAM that I bought for already huge price
all of that for a bunch of hallucinating chatbots that steal art and can't count to 10
ridiculous
Might as well make a profit and hope on AI's collapse
Don't think Radeon 9070 and Ryzen 7700 will be friends with my old 8 gb ddr3 though
Praying everyday for that stupid AI bubble to burst 
i don't
like - don't get me wrong
i'd love for gen AI to just disappear off the face of the earth
but if that bubble bursts...
ram prices will be the least of our worries
we'll be licking paint off our walls for sustenance with how effed the economy will be in general
I already live in a country with a bad economy so don't really worry about it
Look at the bright side. Think about all "cat does something unusual" videos you can watch now with Sora
im looking on the dark side - thinking about all the AI generated content my mom watches without even realizing she's listening to fake humans
AI maybe created surveillance state in Houston Texas, increased electricity prices in US, made job market unstable for artists, programmers, musicians, writers, voice actors, filled image search with trash, made scamming people easier buuuuuut now you can watch a funny video of cat shooting from RPG at houses
worth it
weird category
is this supposed to be "hard games"
nah - it's supposed to be the best game you suck at 
ds1 is a hard game
but i wouldn't say i suck at it

but this is like
"yeah i can see the vision, i appreciate the design and artistry but BOI is it kicking my ass" category
i nominate the spelunky games
There releasing an attack on titan collab tomorrow 😭
I nominate speedrunning in any game
"Neat but holy crap"
Also I got kirby air riders and beat its story mode once
pretty fun game
Super bad that Khazan the first berserk didn't get a single nomination
Saving up for a Switch 2 and KAR for Christmas.
A story mode? Wild, can't wait to play it.
I would be interested in switch 2 if they hadnt upped the price of first party games, and increased the cost of the model sold outside of japan.
As it stands rn, im waiting for a HW refresh on steam deck, coming from a switch 1
But im not going to subsidize the japanese switch 2 being cheaper.
it was about 4-5 hours for me on normal mode
and there were 9 cutscenes along the way
I thought it'd be more like an arcade mode but it was a lot longer than I expected
11 stages
your top speed is super low for the first couple and absolutely insane for the last couple
hasn't this kinda always been the case
switch 1 was 265 bucks in japan, 300 in the us
oh man
i'm having so much fun getting my ass kicked 
once this game gets going
it gets going - i'm dying multiple times in every single firefight
r6 vegas got a lot of hate back in the day - and i can see why
but damn it - i still like it
what game?
resident evil 6? New vegas?
you are...
so close, man 
Rainbow 6: Vegas
like - all those games have nothing in common, but you almost got the name right
let me guess
all I remember is that was very difficult
siege?
no idea
so r6 3
hmmm
raven shield
it is a great game, hard as balls
and it perfectly shows why i like vegas so much
Anyway my Goty is hades 2 and my previous Goty was wukong
and none will win anything
r6 3 and swat 4 (and all the other tactical shooters new and old - all the way up to RON) have the same problem
giving out orders is slow and clunky
they're great games with huge possibilities for planning and tactics
but once your plan goes wrong - and it will - you have to just stand there and scroll through lists and lists of different orders to give
which makes it look like your hardened and super experienced tacticool operator has to...
stop and think really hard about what he's gonna say next 
R6 vegas fixes that in a really clever way
yeah r6 vegas is quite old
2006, i believe
one of the earliest UE3 games
so it's not winning any GOTYs this year
and hell - it wasn't even that liked back when it launched
Speaking of Ubisoft
Rare Ubisoft W
They got Rayman 2 on GOG
more of a GOG win than ubisoft win
speaking of goobersoft
how are they doing nowdays?
there was a lot of hubbub lately about their stock market value and such
The game was there since 2018 but just now they actually fixed a fair few amount of things
Iirc they had to give up a few very big IPs to Tencent to keep their deal
Other than that I've no idea
oh yeah that's a great idea
give even more stuff to tencent
is there anything they don't have their fingers in?
Yo mama (?)
pffffffffffffffff
oh hey
i'm gonna do like the M1 Garand and ping!
<@&456908176877551658>
ah damn it
nah there was a scam post and i didn't make it in time
It was meant for that scammer
cause there's someone named moderate and i almost pinged them by accident
I couldn't resist the joke 😆
i know
i know that feel now
even when i am right here i always miss it.....
cause the post got removed before i even got the ping out lmao
Ngl straight up joining a server and word for word offering some fake coin in a message is very dumb
right?
hurrr back in my days scammers put in more effort into their scams 
old man yells at cloud
Even then, it's super easy to stop
don't worry - in a few months it's all gonna be AI generated anyway
The server could use a bot to ban whoever types this fake coin's name and the whole shebang is stopped cold before it can do anything
that wouldn't go well
like - how would you even talk about this?
i could say "oh this dogecoin scammer was kinda dumb" and then boom - i'd get banned
Make it a server rule
for saying "dogecoin" 
speaking of bots
can i talk about that one cool vin diesel game?
nope - looks like i still can't
LMAO
damn it saucy
it's a great game
and it has this weird history
this one game somehow led to payday 1, 2 and 3
all of those new wolfenstein games
and some other stuff too
and it's got one of the most underrated shotguns too
We could talk about his FlatOut 3 knockoff, Zin Benzin
Calling FlatOut 3 a knockoff is being very generous
As a meme, at a very heavy discount, it could be a fun purchase
But yeah, horrible game
doesn't even show up on youtube
Oh there's just the name of a competitor, nothing else
i don't get it
Competitor inside the game
oh my god i just got it
The joke is that the name is a knockoff of Vin Diesel
Three letters that sound like an Eastern European name, and then we have a fuel as the surname
so like
Bim Benzyna or whatever
eh
your post genuinely made me think Zin Benzin was a racing game made in style of flatout 3 
...or maybe Benzin is German for some benzene adjacent component, I dunno
Coincidentally, it's the name of a song by Rammstein
I would ask if anyone would like to do Halo 2 LASO with me because of achievements at one point, but ik for sure there's gonna be some nos
nos
Cold Fear is now available in GOG
neat

you guys remember that atrocious trailer for the deus ex remaster a few months back?
well - i just saw a vid about it that flashed a bit from an article with a headline so punchy i had to look it up
All the upscaling, ray tracing and turning everything into a reality simulator is so unnecessary, bruh
i didn't even look great back in 2000s
but it was coherent
consistent
it didn't age much because it was already aged
such is the fate of most of the great immsims lol
be good, sell like crap, make the devs file for bankrupcy? 
they all do that
they're all great and sell like crap
out of system shock, system shock 2, deus ex, thief 1, thief 2, they all look pretty
chunk
(did I forget any)
and both looking glass and ion storm folded
im feeling a thief comeback soon for sure, the great stealh renaissance!!!
oh yeah dark messiah
that never happened
GOD what a miserable experience
it's called gloomwood
2014 was a fake year
waiting for it to come out
i played the crap out of that initial early access release
maybe in 2035
such is the nature of all newblood games
unless it's like, a bitesized shooter like squirrel stapler or whatever
or dusk for some reason that game was in early access for just 1 year
wait this is a funny quote from dave szymanski
""[The] biggest challenge is just convincing Unity to stop doing things that make the game look better,""
oh yeah they said stuff like that multiple times
szymanski said that he had to beat unity with a hammer to make it look the way it looks 
and then dave said the save data is stored in the balls
love those guys
welp 
get ready to see a bunch of headlines in the next few days saying that someone got doom to run on a receipt printer
@ocean iris you like halo, right?
ye
okay then...
look at this
i would look up on any search engine to see if it's true, but
a - i'm tired and drunk and don't care
b - i don't trust any of them to be written by human beings anymore
okay so it seems like it might be fake
and i hope it is cause it's just too...
stupid
okay so it seems i got ragebaited 
this thing is fake af
i probably should just remove the whole thing
I mean, it's convincing because there's nobody at the wheel up there, but I don't think even the dumbest of devs/execs would do that
see - this is where we differ
i took that bait
this is the type of crap i wouldn't be surprised to see come out of MS
now i know it was just someone trying to stir up some drama
and boy did they nail it
on the server i got this from almost everybody took that bait until we dig a little deeper
I'm at this stage where I can't simply trust whatever info I see on the screen without making sure it's not bogus
We see lots of ragebait and fake crap everywhere, at this stage it's fair to make questions if the info doesn't come from a reputable source
yeah for me it goes both ways
on one hand - yes - we should be wary of any kind of bait like that
on the other, however - we're getting a bit too used to seeing dumb stuff like that happening for real
so it's easier to take that bait
hook, line and however that saying goes
It'd be different if they delisted the singular game, like on PC, but even then, again, they themselves said that Campaign Evolved isn't supposed to replace Combat Evolved, and I can trust on Halo fans being angry if they lost Combat Evolved, which does have multiplayer PVP
they themselves said that Campaign Evolved isn't supposed to replace Combat Evolved,
yeah just like the SH2 remake wasn't supposed to replace the original SH2, but now when googling anything SH2 90% of results are from the remake
and only the last 10% are from the og
similar case with RE4
it's all becoming such a mess
that's gotta be fake
it is to be fair
- it's a dumb decision
- the font is off dafont
- the font has shadows
yeah it's fake
and no corporate communicate image would ever use that
all type of these posts are plain text without shadows
or stock fonts
okay - time out for a sec
how the hell did we get to a point where the biggest giveaway of a post like that being fake is...
a freaking drop shadow on a font not being corporate enough
instead of the dumb content of said post?
you know what i mean?
i will admit - i took that bait
and then reposted it here
guilty as charged
but my point is - besides the font, the actual content of this post was plausible enough for me to believe it
anyways...
here's my obligatory * man i miss the movies channel * post 
i wanna talk pluribus
and rambo, weirdly enough
how‘s rambo
it's actually good
i was so surprised
completely different from how i remembered it
when‘s the last time you‘ve seen it
ages ago
i remembered it as this cheesy, generic eighties action flick where sly goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA with an m60 and kills a bunch of people
turns out it's actually a character drama about ptsd where only one person dies
by accident, at that
and all movies are on amazon, so...
i sense another marathon incoming 
those... never end well
The creative team behind rambo first blood wasn't in the sequels...
damn it
you're gonna make me play ac7 again
okay guys
wish me luck
today i will...
try to shove fake liquid simulation...
...into doom 
Xanadu Next done, nice lil JRPG ARPG dungeon crawler thingy 
I think so, first game I played from them
good first impression
It's the only one that Falcom didn't make, actually
It was Dotemu
Though iirc the mobile port of Ys I&II was also made by Dotemu, but it's basically the same games
nvm then no credit to Falcom
ah I also played legend of heroes: trails in the sky for 26 hours
I think I found out it was really long and lost interest
I do remember liking it but not play it for 100 hours liking it 
I'm unfriending you.
No, not the first Bush administration, just Clinton's!
Okay, that got wholesome at the end and you can remain on my friends list.
I should go look at the Tales of the Abyss forum (I'm not going to).
I remember using gamefaqs for final fantasy X and XII
Okay, you've convinced me to replace my PS3 controller. I could buy FFX/X-2 on Steam but I've already got it on my PS3 and I need to finish a playthrough of Mega Man Legends 2 just to have it under my belt.
The Brady Games guide for Final Fantasy X is easily in my top 10 most-read text in my lifetime.
I'm glad my psyop worked
More people need to be subliminally pushed into playing Final Fantasy X.
Listen to the opening notes of To Zanarkand and tell me it's not a defining artwork of its time.
Zero shenanigans, at my older brother's college graduation ceremony the pianist broke that song out before starting Pomp and Circumstance for the ceremony proper.
dang
I think Final Fantasy X is why I'm not on the E33 hype train lol
"Like yeah, this Clair Obscur stuff is pretty good, but have you tried Final Fantasy 10?"
I'm in the middle of an Isaac run for the first time in I literally do not know how many years so I want you to imagine I'm spending the next 3 hours typing, deleting, and retyping a message.
Because FFX is one of my truly formative games.
It's one of my favorite works of art of all-time.
But there's a school of thought concerning one of E33's ending that I've got some Capital T Thoughts to express that I don't think are fully earned until I've played E33 myself.
Okay, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has been purchased. I hope to have it finished in a relatively timely fashion so I may share my thoughts on it.
site has reached unc status 👴
unc status?
I am excited to hear your thoughts about it. It’s still living in my brain since April, how time passes…
I’m so surprised but glad I found characters in it that I love this much
I think it’s been a while
Of all the ways to become stuck in Portal, this is easily the most ridiculous. Let's look into how it works, why it doesn't last forever, and how 4,000 years of history influenced the way we tell time.
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oh cool! a video about softlocks in portal
20 minutes long lecture on literally the history of time itself
Where are your thoughts on 1000xresist
took me 50 hours to "100%" it (I didn't do the tower challenge encounters)
the tower takes like 30 minutes
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Idk I beat ||simon|| and I lost on the 4th fight of the tower or something
i was oneshotting most of the floors with maelle and verso
and this was before i looked up actual builds
I'm mostly interested in getting the main story done first, I'll come back and properly explore and do extra content after credits.
if you are in ||act 3|| PLEASE do some of the side content
yes you'll be busted for ||the final fight|| but there's so much cool stuff you'll miss out if you don't
like at least do ||reacher (aka Alicia axon)|| and ||flying manor (Clea)|| as well as sidequests to unlock ||gradient 3 on all characters||
your busted no matter what unless you just forget to equip the thing
yeah fair nuff





