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ocean iris
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such as George god damn Miller

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and LOTS of other surprising appearances

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DS1 had lots of film directors and even Sam Lake

rustic falcon
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huh.

ocean iris
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it's that one Vtuber lmao

rustic falcon
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spoilered for spooky monster designs (the first one is from silent hill F and the second is from spirit hunter)
it does seem adjacent. lol

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hey. why is it not a spoiloer and why is it a weird file

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okay. first one is silent hill f and second one is spirit hunter. does this work

mystic wave
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Umineko!

rustic falcon
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no, the artist above

mystic wave
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Ohh

vale root
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did you guys know kojima has a usb of game ideas for when he dies so kojima productions can continue forever

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this isnt a conspiracy theory this is just . True somehow

ocean iris
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oh yeah

vale root
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i literally cant believe kojima is real

fathom juniper
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god playing three hours of phantom fury almost made me cry

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this game is so bad it's like...
accidental performance art

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like - have you guys played beginners guide?
the first two levels feel like that

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but at least it was so broken it was kinda funny
but from level 3 onwards it became so souless and dull i just couldn't stand it

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and all the while i was watching my most anticipated game ever (again - i bought a whole ass pc for that which i just finished paying off not too long ago) just completely crapping itself to death in front of my very eyes while doing the most basic stuff

rustic falcon
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The beginners guide like the beginners guide the poignant emotional experience that everyone should play?

fathom juniper
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like watching a movie where the hero is dying at the end but they're still pushing forward and you know they're not gonna make it
it felt like that

fathom juniper
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i just feel bad for valerie arem

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her VO in ion fury and aftermath was just PES_Ok
and then she got to star in this pos

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shelly herself isn't even as fun as she used to be in older games

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on one hand i like seeing this character slowly changing from this quippy one-liner spewing nineties fps protag who doesn't save the world but just goes on a rampage to get revenge on a guy who spilled her drink after a hard day at a crappy job (that's the whole plot of ion fury PES_Lul ) to this completely pissed off murder death machine that swears in most of her lines

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on the other - however
it takes a delicate hand to pull off this level of edginess in a convincing way - and this ain't it

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like i said - eternally angry murder death machine

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and it's like - there are flashes of briliance there
the combat is... fine, i guess, i love the artstyle (seriously - i could just play this for sightseeing and nothing else), animations are PES_Ok , music is great

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but each and every single one of this game's aspects is undercooked to a varying degree
each and every single thing can - and will - bug out in one way or another
it's all so janky and it all feels like a first pass on something

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and it all comes together in such an unflattering way to result in a crushing, souless experience

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so i'm switching to better phantom fury
i'm switching to selaco
again

rustic falcon
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The art is badass at least

fathom juniper
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oh yeah

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the art for aftershock was my desktop wallpaper for like 2 years

rustic falcon
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Amazing

fathom juniper
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this freakin combat, man!

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i forgot how tight this is elmorise

rustic falcon
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do you know who drew this btw because it goes so hard

fathom juniper
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RIGHT!?

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and no i don't know who made it, sadly

fathom juniper
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i know you bounced off it, but - how about a better fear that would be more your style?

rustic falcon
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explain

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yeah sorry i uninstalled it bc i need to lock in. which i have not done. but i can always reinstall

fathom juniper
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well - it's a shooter heavily inspired by fear in it's combat and enemies
but it's way more adjustible to your liking (so you can make it as easy or hard as you want), exploration is just a joy (instead of you trecking through the same looking grey warehouses and offices like in fear), it has a cool female protag, one hell of an artstyle and great OST

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oh and it's not a horror game

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look how cool this is
and this is the first major arena of the game

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on the highest standard difficulty - sure
but still

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oh and it has one of the most robust suite of accesibility settings i've ever seen

clear python
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they made shooters woke...

fathom juniper
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wh-

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what?

clear python
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accessibility...

fathom juniper
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anyways - back to selaco

fathom juniper
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that introduction is perfect

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good thing enemies bleed pink in this game otherwise i wouldn't be able to post anything lmao

fathom juniper
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god the saferoom music is so good it makes me wanna cry peepoCryJam

ocean iris
ocean iris
fathom juniper
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republique has a cool safe room music too

fathom juniper
tall nova
clear python
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wow this game looks like fear

fathom juniper
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no it doesn't

clear python
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theres a gun… dark environment… flashlight… blood on the wall…

fathom juniper
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it's not that dark

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fear didn't have these little guys vacbot_happy

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anyways
my favorite shootout is coming up hyper

silk abyss
fathom juniper
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neat

ocean iris
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im genuinely considering for this sale to get Sea of Thieves and uh

ace combat 7

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what are some big highlights about ace combat 7?

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or actually i would get 40k inquisitor martyr definitive edition

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since i got project wingman on GOG soooo yeah

i mean is the AC7 multiplayer component any good?

fathom juniper
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there's 20 of them and there's like 10 high points

fathom juniper
ocean iris
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does it also have a skirmish mode or free combat mode or something?

fathom juniper
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you mean MP ?

ocean iris
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i mean the singleplayer component

fathom juniper
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oh

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yeah kinda

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you can replay unlocked missions or just fly around empty maps

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that's about it

ocean iris
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interesting tho i might get it another time

fathom juniper
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if you're looking for a good action game to get on this sale

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AC7 is a good choice - i will admit

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but now i have to recommend selaco

ocean iris
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my current shopping cart is sea of thieves, no man's sky and 40k inquisitor martyr

fathom juniper
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like - i just replayed this single shootout at least 20 times

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not because i was dying
but because it's just so damn cool and every time i thought i could do it better

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i make sure to save at least one replay of this fight every run i do

ocean iris
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mfw no man's sky is almost 20 bucks

yeaaaah i think i'll stick just to that and sea of thieves

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the other games can wait

fathom juniper
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dude i'll buy it for you if you promise to try it first

ocean iris
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i got a friend group that are begging me to get sea of thieves

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nononono

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at this point i can just borrow it lmao

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since you said the multiplayer component aint all that

fathom juniper
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no i mean selaco
though ac7 is great too

ocean iris
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oh ok

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lemme see how much is selaco

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oh damn

fathom juniper
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how much?

ocean iris
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that looks pretty damn good but 17 euros? naaah

fathom juniper
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in burger bucks

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i've got pierogi bucks on steam

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that's not that bad

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honestly they should be charging more for this thing

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there's so much game in this damn game it's insane

ocean iris
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they got workshop which is cool

fathom juniper
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dude this is gzdoom - of course they do

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this game is one of the reasons i quit modding
like - i played this last year and i was like "welp - i should just give up"

ocean iris
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just so you know

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i prioritise no man's sky and sea of thieves this sale mostly because they are the priciest

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but damn they are good games

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i played no man's sky on xbox gamepass and it has cross save thankfully

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and wow

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it's like, MY TYPE of game

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anyways the total for both games is like 30 euros, which is gud

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anyways

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THERE BE TREASURE ‼️

fathom juniper
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yarrrr

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only fitting for you to get a pirate game lmao

ocean iris
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you just know my way of aquiring ac black flag

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charging 12 euros for a game that old is crazy

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almost like activision still charging 20 bucks for COD2 ON A SALE

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do they have any idea how old is call of duty 2?

fathom juniper
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older than most of their playerbase lmao

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ah christ my ears are ringing

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i had selaco cranked up to the max - max system volume, max game volume, everything else cranked up to the max and then my headphones too

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anyway @ocean iris
our boiiiiiiiiiiiiiis are back
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fathom juniper
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wow
tommy vercetti stopped screwing around, i see

fathom juniper
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wait
wait is he wearing his boxers over his pants?

ocean iris
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it's shorts

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over tights

fathom juniper
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this is the fit of a guy you shouldn't worry about
or you really should worry about PES_Lul

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he either poses no danger at all or is a glorified murder death machine

ocean iris
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this time im going non lethal

fathom juniper
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what game is this anyway?

ocean iris
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ready or not

fathom juniper
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this is RON?

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i thought ron was a bit more serious like that

ocean iris
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well uh

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you get these items usually when you get a high grade on a certain mission

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the sillier items require some strict completion ranks

fathom juniper
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yeah i don't remember swat 4 letting you roll up freakin fairfax residence in boxer briefs and dad's hawaian shirt

dense kindle
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also swat 4 was borderline a comedy game already

fathom juniper
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The game itself sometimes gets close to a horror, but when we got to it we turned it into an episode of Mr bean

dense kindle
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same with ready or not to be fair

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ready or not has some very... hardcore stories to its levels

fathom juniper
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Yup
As it should as a spiritual successor to swat

ocean iris
ocean iris
dense kindle
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it's like reading through true crime wikipedia lol

ocean iris
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to be fair most of those levels were real cases

fathom juniper
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oh come on

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what are they censoring?

silk abyss
silk abyss
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That’s it from my understanding

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I’m still pumped for this game

silk abyss
fathom juniper
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like - this is the stuff that gives law enforcement ptsd in real life
this is the stuff that makes people snap or quit
either regular policemen unlucky enough to see such harrowing stuff or some more other units

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those are some serious, grim topics and what i liked about swat 4 is that it treated them with respect
that game would gladly sacrifice it's pacing and level design or just general progression just to not shy away from showing you this stuff
almost portrayed it as a kinda-sorta horror, which it pretty much is

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like - seeing the (and i gotta put this under spoilers for obvious reasons) ||the row of small graves - some of them empty, knowing that cult was about to fill them|| made even me and my co-op buddy - two absolute goofballs - stop screwing around and just go absolutely silent for solid 5 minutes

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and i was assuming RON did this kind of stuff too
as in - really made you respect people working this kind of work more by not shying away from showing all the messed up things they may encounter

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but nah screw it - let's sand it all away for a console release
like... what?
come on

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all this seriously messed up stuff in swat 4 (and i'm assuming RON too) wasn't just shock for shock value - it had a point
and i really don't want them to tone it down before i get to play it

fathom juniper
ocean iris
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yeah me and my friends are participating in the review bomb

dense kindle
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hm I don't think it's that bad imo, if it's to be able to be listed on PS5 and Xbox storefronts

fathom juniper
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yeah but the thing is
well it's two things
1 - why?
there's games on those consoles that have just as messed up stuff - if not more, so why does RON have to tone itself down?

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and 2 - why would that spill out to pc ?

signal kayak
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Uh what game again?

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Ready or Not?

fathom juniper
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yes, the

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or more like

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but yeah - swat 4 (and i'm assuming RON too but again - i haven't played it yet) really needs you to be in the right kind of headspace to play and not just nope out

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it's the kind of stuff i wouldn't recommend to anyone who's not doing so well mentally, you know?

silk abyss
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I’m guessing it’s having to do with the ratings

fathom juniper
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yeah but that answers half of one point
like - it apparently didn't have to obey them up to this point on pc so PeepoShrug

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eh - whatever

fathom juniper
signal kayak
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I've seen that one controversial map

dense kindle
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having looked over the steam community notes, I don't really mind

fathom juniper
signal kayak
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The school one

fathom juniper
signal kayak
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You're telling me there are more like that?

fathom juniper
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i don't know - i haven't played it

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but i did play swat 4

signal kayak
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o.o

fathom juniper
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and knowing they're basically the same type
they're supposed to make you super uncomfortable

dense kindle
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theres basically mission lines, where a few link up in terms of story

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the ends of them are usually quite horrifying

fathom juniper
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god damn the burger joint shootut is brutal on admiral

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im genuinely shaking
it's kinda hard to type

fathom juniper
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i am...
this dawn_ok close to crying
again

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jesus christ this game can set such a strong mood with literally zero spoken dialogue

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five hours, one minute and fifty-four seconds in and this game just started doing intro credits

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this is insane

rustic falcon
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I love crying about games

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I love games without dialogue

fathom juniper
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listen - have you even listened to music that got you emotional?

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especially when paired with some really strong image and a somber mood?

rustic falcon
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When I play video games I don’t listen to the soundtrack beforehand so I can have the association in my mind of when the track plays

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Then it’s better

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So I guess yeah

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Have you ever played the game Inside

fathom juniper
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yes

rustic falcon
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I don’t even remember that much about it but it was nuts

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I don’t think I even cried at the end but it sure was a feeling

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I don’t know how to describe

fathom juniper
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yes
yes it's that thing right there

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if you're looking for that
play selaco

rustic falcon
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I can’t grab it this sale

signal kayak
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-# hyper light drifter

rustic falcon
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But I promise I will keep it in mind

rustic falcon
signal kayak
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To be fair it's very tough

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And for some reason the Switch got the definitive version

rustic falcon
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Gris is also THE “makes you cry without words” game for me

signal kayak
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So I heard, and I'm guessing Neva is on the same boat

rustic falcon
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but brothers: a tale of two sons is just. I don’t even care if it’s good here or bad there. The more I think about it the sadder I get

fathom juniper
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well this ain't this artsy-fartsy level of gris
this is still a shooter where get an achivement for clogging up the toilet so hard it explodes PES_Lul

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but it gets close

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it's got such a strong worldbuilding

rustic falcon
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but yeah I guess it depends on if you connect with the story or not. The art in combination with the music might make me tear up even if nothing super emotional is happening at that moment

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Brothers was like. Ough. Idk just play it. It might require a controller. I also recommend the original and not the remake bc there is barely any difference

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I guess it has co op which defeats the entire point of the game

silk abyss
fathom juniper
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ah

fathom juniper
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slide, over the counter, boot to the face, went splat against the wall and then peepoShotgunpump

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can i post this here?

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i think i can it's pink blood and all

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two playthroughs, 30 hours and this combat still keeps surprising me

rotund umbra
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and I did it with the B team that was just supposed to soften them up lmao

rustic falcon
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huzzah! 20 times is crazy. what persistence

fathom juniper
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is it a long fight ?

rustic falcon
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im playing with a friend but hes been busy so i think were just shy of the ending

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i want to see it, at least, and then see all the optional side content

rotund umbra
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I was going at it with only two party members instead of three cause I thought they would die pretty soon and they would just give me a chance to beat them with the real team but somehow they managed it

silk abyss
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Probably played this 20 times

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This is the farthest I’ve got

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Mind you there’s 25 rounds

dense kindle
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hot damn got 3 rath rubies in a single hunt

fathom juniper
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Okay
I’ve got 5 minutes of free time

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You guys wanna talk selaco?

clear python
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ah yes, the hit card-based game

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
clear python
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i can fix her

signal kayak
fathom juniper
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Lmao

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I still can’t get over how I liquified that one dude yesterday

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Like - that hit felt personal
f this guy in particular peepoShotgunpump

fathom juniper
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DUNC

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how does the base building even work in this game anyway ?

woven breach
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sandcastless

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obviously

rotund umbra
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just finished Expedition 33

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and man it's one of those games I'll be thinking about ten years from now

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also it took the credits to tell me Andy Serkis is in this game lmao

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I've been listening to him for hours and just never realized it's Ceasar

mystic wave
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i have been slowly playing it but the goblu theme is stuck in my head

fathom juniper
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im back

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it's time

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aaaand im dead already lmao
well that was fast

fathom juniper
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god this crap makes me feel alive
this is more exciting to play than doom eternal ever was even on nightmare master levels

rustic falcon
mystic wave
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Bim how could you throw doom under the bus like this

fathom juniper
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don't worry - i didn't

fathom juniper
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eat your heart out, splinter cell 1: 2002

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this is technically running on a doom sourceport peepoEyes

mystic wave
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wait, was the toilet going to lock you in for your crimes?

fathom juniper
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what crimes

mystic wave
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CRIMES

fathom juniper
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ah

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well... crap

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guess i didn't make it in time PES_Lul

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yeah i got that achivement last run so it didn't pop now and i thought i made it

twin yarrow
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sometimes mechanics, endings and plotlines are not there to be played, but to be avoided.. or feeling like trash for trying

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like, genocide route in undertale, frenzied flame elden ring ending, or killing random phish

fathom juniper
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yean not here
why would i feel bad for doing this to a fish when i did this: #video-games message
to another human being ||?|| yesterday

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and this is without the blood upgrade for the shotgun too PES_Lul

mystic wave
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blood...upgrade? it upgrades the blood spatter?

fathom juniper
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that is exactly what it does

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you can get upgrades for capacity or damage or whatever - and they're all quite expensive and you really need them to keep up with enemies

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OR

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you can get an upgrade that costs just as much, gives you no gameplay advandage whatsoever
but it makes enemies bleed twice as much

mystic wave
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erm

fathom juniper
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and it's the most popular weapon upgrade in the game KEKW

mystic wave
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this game sounds dangerous bim

fathom juniper
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dude last run when i had that upgrade i smeared a dude all over the ceiling two stories up

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and the blood dripping from the ceiling made such a mess on the floor that when the vac bot showed up to clean it up he just made a sick face like

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and started spinning there
and was still spinning there, cleaning this mess up forever even when i came back few hours later

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this game is insane

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seriously - good thing enemies in this game bleed pink otherwise i wouldn't be able to post anything PES_Lul

silk abyss
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Mecha break tomorrow

woven breach
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played MHWilds with the boys yesterday

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got our asses kicked by tempered lagiacrus

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it was fun

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also finally saved up some money to buy Phantom Liberty for my bro (because I don't have the base game, he does, and want to play it. So I gift him that lol)

silk abyss
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Your both in for a treat

woven breach
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it's gonna be just me for a while lol

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when he bought the game, his GPU blew up, haven't touched it since

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not by the game tho

mystic wave
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How do you blow up gpu

clear python
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dynamite

mystic wave
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Thanks tidb!!!

fathom juniper
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by rendering an elaborate end of evangelion 💩 post video on a laptop drenched in coffee

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speaking from experience here

woven breach
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it was 980Ti

lost igloo
# fathom juniper how does the base building even work in this game anyway ?

It's rather simple like No man's sky. But has a very slight 'structural consideration' so you need a few 'foundation' pieces touching some sort of ground. Then you gotta farm a few currencies for base upkeep. But you can set permissions for who can and can't come in and use stuff. It's been entertaining

fathom juniper
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So you can just say “I don’t want any other players to come in”and the game won’t let them?

lost igloo
fathom juniper
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That’s… actually pretty cool

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Turns griefing into this weird politics system for other players

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I would make my own kingdom of bim
A bimdom, if you will

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In the middle of a critical path and require ransom to let players pass
Call it a tax

woven breach
fathom juniper
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I don’t get it

woven breach
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good

fathom juniper
signal kayak
lost igloo
fathom juniper
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Oh no you’re making it worse

woven breach
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HAHAHHAHH

fathom juniper
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Lmao

fathom juniper
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Man why is Bandcamp app so trash ?

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I wanna buy an ost but it’s not giving me a price for it?

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And I can buy only a single track?

clear python
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the apps are kinda iffy, on ios you can't purchase at all most of the time because of apple's walled garden (thought i guess it could change in the future?), desktop is for everything

austere wadi
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The only church I still attend is the Church of Bandcamp and their app stinks so hard.

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It constantly stops playing songs because reasons when you're trying to listen to music.

fathom juniper
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Yeah

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I’ll deal with that on pc when I get back but damn it
I wanna listen to selaco ost now

silk abyss
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I swear if they mess up knull

fathom juniper
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it's time

rotund umbra
silk abyss
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It’s just blade and Jean grey

fathom juniper
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what does this mean

silk abyss
fathom juniper
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wanna have a worse one?

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i can get you phantom fury dusa

fathom juniper
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lady i'm broke
give me a break dawn_facepalm

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i accidentally bought a two layers deep microtransaction for a burger flipper to get rid of the in-game ads

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yes that is a thing you can do in this game

clear python
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lol no confidence bim...

fathom juniper
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more like no money bim

woven breach
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I missed this during the spring event

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so I just listened to this yesterday

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I gotta say folks

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I almost teared up

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
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Voxel borgir

signal kayak
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BORGAR

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nomnomnom

fathom juniper
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I have this weird obsession with fps games that have a weird obsession with burgers

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Like - there’s this, there’s THE CLOG from fear 2 and that weird four feet tall stacked 10k calories mega burger from ion fury for which you have to sign a waiver for and get it on credit

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I think I posted it before here

signal kayak
fathom juniper
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I don’t get it

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My brain works at like 10% capacity today, tops

clear python
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avg fps player!

fathom juniper
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Nah I just slept like a baby today

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As in - woke up crying after 2 hours and then I crapped myself

fathom juniper
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oh god it's the mall section PES_BoiStop

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pray for me folks PES2_Pray

silk abyss
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I haven’t played control but supposedly this trailer gives those vibes

rustic falcon
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That’s great LOL

fathom juniper
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the game is full of ads like that

mystic wave
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i cant believe bim enjoys advertisements

fathom juniper
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you guys know that clip where someone triggers a bazilion TNT blocks in multiplayer minecraft and the other dude goes OOOOHHH MY PC and then crashes?

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i caused a trashnado PES_BoiStop

mystic wave
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can you kill someone with it

fathom juniper
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no, but you can with a banana peel

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step 1: find banana
step 2: eat banana
step 3: throw a banana peel on the ground
step 4: wait for someone to step on it dusa

mystic wave
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wtf thats a crime

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littering

fathom juniper
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though it's an early one from back when it was in develompment

mystic wave
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now i want a banana

fathom juniper
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alright
i survived the mall

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god that was rough PES_BoiStop

mystic wave
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youre a certified mall ninja now

fathom juniper
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more of a certified paul blart

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like - at one point i heard an enemy soldier going like HOW IN TF IS SHE STILL ALIVE!?

#

buddy
i have no idea dusa

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OH CRAP i forgot to check up on my burgers

#

back to selaco i go runaway

#

nice
i should invest in a wormhole

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
#

oofff

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he was barely keeping this ship afloat

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after don mattrick or whatever his name was

signal kayak
#

And 9K people laid off, including the director of Banjo-Kazooie and Sea of Thieves, and an executive producer whose first project was Conker's Bad Fur Day

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Rare is on shambles

fathom juniper
#

of course...

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but...
9k people?

#

that would be like nuking my entire hometown twice

signal kayak
#

Welp, time to do a course on Linux on the side...

fathom juniper
#

w-why?

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we're all gonna be a bunch of penguins in a few months anyway

signal kayak
#

Get that generated popsicle atta here

fathom juniper
#

yeah fair enough

#

it's literally the first thing that popped up when i typed in "linux penguin" in that gif thingy

silk abyss
#

For it

royal igloo
#

I just finished Baldurs gate 3 for the first time

#

I love that game so much

ocean iris
ocean iris
#

Its in that category of expensive ass games that I know will get thousand of hours from me once I have the disposable income for it

fathom juniper
#

dude

ocean iris
#

Like Rimworld

fathom juniper
#

seeing rare on life support in the recent years was just heartbreaking

ocean iris
#

Right?

#

They are actually one of the more creative devs left these days

#

Though they havent done anything since Sea of Thieves

#

though its an excellent game

#

Oops I forgot they made the Battletoads reboot

#

and it was pretty damn good!

fathom juniper
#

They made battletoads

ocean iris
#

I played it on launch back in 2020

ocean iris
fathom juniper
#

i'll be honest
i wasn't feeling this trailer

ocean iris
#

I wanted a deus ex lite with parkour

but sadly it was UE5

fathom juniper
#

and crystal dynamics

#

leave it to them to fumble an action game with a female lead

#

and it sounds just so... so generic

#

like - play this trailer and close your eyes

#

like yeah rare is on deaths door and we're talking fondly about it now, but
this trailer... this ain't it, man

#

i gotta be honest

#

you want this but good?
go play selaco

fathom juniper
signal kayak
#

Control tho

fathom juniper
#

yeah but what does control have to do with this?

signal kayak
#

Nothing, but I made you mention it dusa

ocean iris
#

TROLLED

fathom juniper
#

i mean
control is gud

ocean iris
#

i still have to play my copy on epic games

fathom juniper
#

you still haven't played control?

ocean iris
#

i did for a bit but for some reason got bored

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and kinda forgot about it

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many such cases

fathom juniper
#

well it does has some pacing issues - i will admit

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but it's still güd

fathom juniper
#

well this was a fun episode

signal kayak
#

Wonder how they'd react to the Zymos

fathom juniper
signal kayak
#

Zymos, an infested pistol from Warframe

fathom juniper
#

I know nothing about warframe besides the fact that they once called their users “losers” by accident and that it’s got a lot of robutts

signal kayak
#

Registered losers as a joke from Rebecca Ford, by the time community manager of Digital Extremes

fathom juniper
#

Might as well be

#

Still made me PES_Lul when I heard that at VGAs

analog copper
#

lets gooo

fathom juniper
#

That link seems a bit sus
I know skg and this doesn’t look like it

#

Don’t wanna be that guy butt can any <@&456908176877551658> take a look at this?

#

I’m way more careful about this now after past incidents

wispy inlet
#

That link is legitimate, for the stop killing games initiative

winter mica
#

yeah looks fine to me

fathom juniper
#

That #site_name# and a weird domain looked a bit sus

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But thanks

wispy inlet
fathom juniper
#

But yeah - this looks like we might hit the target today

signal kayak
#

...John Romero was making an FPS, and Microsoft has cancelled it too

#

That's it, rip and tear until it's done

ocean iris
#

HELLDIVERS 2 ON XBOX

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OMG

#

Halo collab 100% confirmed

signal kayak
#

Oh they just had to lay off 9K people only to release this, wow, great job MSFT

#

Next time do it with your own games, without the layoffs, thank you

rustic falcon
#

game published by sony on xbox??? lay down your weapons console warriors

#

this is actually really cool

signal kayak
#

It is, but holy awful timing

#

(or great?)

ocean iris
#

The game is developed by Arrowhead and is published by Sony

ocean iris
#

it would come full circle

signal kayak
#

Yeah, two different things, fair enough, but it feels so weird to go from kicking the dog to "we're so back" from one day to the next

long hearth
#

@hearty yarrow here

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Anyway I think this isn't so much outright wrong as it is extremely trite and simplistic

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Yeah okay everything is political, where do we go from here?

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It's a non-answer that gives you nothing

hearty yarrow
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Ye in the same way that noting it as a criticism is a non-critique that gives nothing

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That's my point lol

long hearth
#

It's also very rooted in a fundamentally marxist litcrit perspective, I think, where you treat works of art as ideology first

hearty yarrow
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Not entirely

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It can be

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But the idea that works of art come from people who come from cultures and backgrounds and have their own ideas etc. Is not just marxist

long hearth
#

This perspective of yours leaves no room for a work subordinating the aesthetic or compromising cohesion for the purposes of the message because everything is political

hearty yarrow
#

No it doesn't

long hearth
#

I specified litcrit for a reason, I don't mean Marxist political theorism

hearty yarrow
#

I didn't say things are solely and only political

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Or that its politics are always the only thing about it

long hearth
#

Marxist literary criticism is a form of lit analysis that examines works as ideology first

hearty yarrow
#

I don't

long hearth
#

Twitter analysis is an extremely garbage misapplication of it, usually

hearty yarrow
#

Noting that everything is political does not mean it's the first thing I examine it as

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I'm not on twitter

long hearth
#

Well that was useless as a clarification then 😩

rustic falcon
#

i think the statement "i dont want politics in my games" is memed on so much because people say this when theres lgbt characters in a game but also their favorite games are like bioshock or fallout or whatever idk i have never played a video game

hearty yarrow
#

My point is that saying it has a political bias is about as non-answer as saying everything is politics

#

Both statements can be seen as a truth or a fact but what do they do

#

What about the bias makes it bad

long hearth
#

Oh yeah, it's memed on for good reason, but we went through the 'everything is politics' discourse in the early '10s and I think the flaws in that perspective were actually fairly well shown at the time

hearty yarrow
#

Or good

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What is the bias how is it clear what does it impact

long hearth
#

which is that it's incredibly reductive and also just kind of ignores why people say 'this was too political' which can give you a lot of useful insight

hearty yarrow
#

Saying just 'the obvious bias' is a nothing burger and usually just means 'politics I dislike'

#

Which is fine but also then just say that I guess lol

long hearth
#

I mean in the specific case of the dmc anime I think when someone's talking about the political bias of it

it is quite obvious what they are referring to-

hearty yarrow
#

And even if it doesnt mean that it doesnt say anything about the piece of media

#

It is obvious to you maybe

#

Should it be just blandly obvious to anyone who reads it or

long hearth
#

I think if you've watched the dmc anime kind of yeah??

hearty yarrow
#

Ye

#

I mean I agree that the way it handles immigration as a theme is all over the place and incoherent, where it's unclear whether it's trying to say immigrants are demonic or whether it's trying to condemn the US' tendency of starting wars with anything foreign and just everyone else getting hurt by it

#

I wouldn't be surprised if it was trying to portray an extreme right wing image of it, that side of the aisle is pretty bad at storytelling it would seem

#

But noting this down as just political bias says nothing, and I will generally disagree with criticism that just does that no matter what the bias is

#

Cause it doesnt do anything

fathom juniper
hearty yarrow
#

Love my apolitical games like metal gear solid, and disco elysium

ocean iris
#

My favorite apolitical masterpiece, Metal Gear Solid

hearty yarrow
#

The totally apolitical detroit become human

ocean iris
#

In all fairness
the totally MID detroit

#

There's a degree of qualitative politics in games

hearty yarrow
rustic falcon
#

i think no one said that about disco elysium but if people happen to praise DBH on its Strong Political Message i think they need to... think again!

ocean iris
#

I felt DBH was like, eye rollingly

on the nose
Like wtf you cant just compare racial issues to le human and le robot

hearty yarrow
#

David 'there are no references to history in dbh' Cage

rustic falcon
#

that one steam curator thing about disco is funny

ocean iris
#

I love how people who never played DE think it's le evil marxist game

hearty yarrow
#

Tbf

#

Political satire is scary to that crowd

#

Cause what if they dont have an answer for the joke about capitalism

#

It must mean the game is woke! Or whatever

hearty yarrow
#

I do not keep up with stuff like this lol

rustic falcon
hearty yarrow
#

Lol

hearty yarrow
#

Connor is the best implementation of this

#

Heavy rain was decent-ish I suppose

#

Beyond two souls probably the worst thing the studio made

rustic falcon
hearty yarrow
#

But the man does not write themes well, pretends they don't exist (there are no references to history in dbh), and his execution of a lack of game over screen, besides connor, is to just kind have 4 endings for characters that pretend to be different (this time Kara died inside a house!) when plot wise they all mean the exact same

#

I applaud the game for the inclusion of the decision tree because not many choice games dare to put the illusion of choice on full display

#

Like that's not a backhanded critique I actually think that's ballsy to do

rustic falcon
#

connors route is great. even intersecting with other routes is great. but said other routes are rendered so pointless by their plot twists and stories so i guess that like
one out of three is interesting

hearty yarrow
#

Marcus is very frustratingly written

#

The idea that the only road to their freedom is to just play nice and persuade the highest powers in government to also play nice is just

#

Like it'd maybe work if the world was not kinda ours but future

#

And it used less direct references

#

To movements that showed that's not how it works

rustic falcon
#

omg the robots can make genuine familial connections with humans aside from their programming! ||sike it was a robot baby all along||

#

i cried

hearty yarrow
#

I dont mind that twist much

#

It gets across decently that they're indistinguishable

#

The issue with it is that it's not used for anything after that

#

It's instantly resolved

#

Lol

rustic falcon
#

sure its like woah but it renders the entire plot of her story moot

hearty yarrow
#

It does cause the story doesnt do anything with it

#

It just has the twist

#

And then insta resolves it

#

And then pretends it wasnt there

#

Lol

#

This is smth the plot constantly does

#

The only real time the plot sorta matters is recalling Hank's personal story as connor near the end

rustic falcon
#

funniest thing is if you always disagree with north and youre on extremely bad terms marcus still goes like "north... was so special and important to me... i loved her so much" i have seen forced, rushed romances in games, but none were as insulting as this one

hearty yarrow
#

But most of the rest stuff just happens to happen

#

And barely matters

ocean iris
#

My beliefs transcend the perception of plebs like you!

hearty yarrow
#

The two choices of a revolution:

  • Teehee we are so cute give us rights
  • Nuke the city
rustic falcon
#

french games just do this?

#

oh life is strange

#

you can say a million bad things about it and none of them will be as bad as whatever double exposure did with it

hearty yarrow
#

LiS is bad because it's ending choice makes the rest of the game not matter no matter what you pick

#

It's the most

#

Illusion of choice ending

#

I've ever seen lol

rustic falcon
#

deck nine are butchering it so bad stop stop its already dead

hearty yarrow
#

Like the walking dead games do the whole [will remember that] --> character dies (they will definitely not remember that)

#

LiS does this with a whole town 😭

#

Whole ass character who is depressed and you can save or get really emotionally impacted if you do not

#

Anyway none of that mattered lmao

#

Only thing I like is that the like bad and selfish ending choice is a very human one to make

#

Sacrificing the world for your loved ones is just how it be

rustic falcon
#

a game that was very beloved at the time for having a gay protagonist who does literally anything for the girl she loves. and then in a game in the same franchise with different developers that are beating this dead horse the choices max has when talking about her past are ||yeah chloe died. or yeah we BROKE UP||
sure.

rustic falcon
hearty yarrow
#

Telltale games are Fine

#

They have issues but they're also not trying to like

#

Be exceptional

#

And they invented a whole genre essentially

#

As much as choice based stuff and choose your own adventure already existed the telltale style is pretty unique

rustic falcon
#

the wolf among us was so infinitely better than the walking dead
and then a lot of stuff happened
and the cliffhanger just fell... 😔

long hearth
#

who I think are somehow still around which is genuinely pretty impressive

hearty yarrow
#

Idk this name is that a dev team or

long hearth
#

one of the very, very early western VN studios

hearty yarrow
#

Ah

#

Not a big VN player

#

So makes sense idk it lol

long hearth
#

Telltale has always struck me as partly inspired by Winter Wolves's earliest stuff, like Heileen, which would make sense given that they are very obviously an evolution on VNs.

and yeah they're still around lol, they've been producing like 1.5 games a year for what's gotta be over fifteen years now, rock on: https://www.winterwolves.com/

hearty yarrow
#

Crazy

#

In the current industry surviving is a big deal lol

long hearth
#

technically some of the first lesbian romance games ever released in english

hearty yarrow
#

Neat

#

Could you guess the first game with a woman in the role of the protag

long hearth
#

games that have survived to today I have to imagine metroid, but there were probably some earlier arcade games

hearty yarrow
#

It's all the way in 1982

#

It was reported to be Barbie for a long time but

long hearth
#

four years before metroid huh

hearty yarrow
#

That was 1984

#

Billy Sue was the first tho

#

And then barbie

#

If you specifically want protag to mean not just one of the playable chars but The One Char then it's Barbie

#

Which would be a bit depressing so let's say billy lol

#

I love that technically the first video game for entertainment was tennis for two in 1958 on an osciloscope

#

Give people a screen and controls and they will make games I guess

rustic falcon
#

i have a question to the gamers out there
what is your one favorite track with vocals out of every video game ost youre played (or just listened to)

ocean iris
#

hoooo BOY

#

unironically Sins of the Father from MGSV

rustic falcon
#

im just going through my list and that seems like an impossible question there are so many incredible ones

ocean iris
#

or the snake eater song

or the best is yet to come from MGS1
makes me cry anytime I hear it

rustic falcon
#

also we are in the supergiant server so there are some strong contenders right here

hearty yarrow
#

Halo

ocean iris
hearty yarrow
#

You know the one

#

Basic answer but I mean I was a kid when halo 2 came out

rustic falcon
ocean iris
#

its awesome

#

kojipro games got some great tracks with vocals

#

though death stranding began using licensed music
like Low Roar
rip btw

hearty yarrow
#

Soundtrack wise in general it's

#

I mean e33 is impressing so far

rustic falcon
hearty yarrow
#

Hades has a very good all around ost

rustic falcon
#

Now

ocean iris
hearty yarrow
#

Furi is just all bangers

ocean iris
#

these kids and their damned UE5 games 💔

hearty yarrow
#

I unironically upgraded my pc to run this (and other games)

#

I had a 1650

#

It was kinda done anyway

#

Knew I'd be upgrading soon

#

Knew that when I got it

#

Got it cause I didnt know whether I'd be pc gaming that much so I got a low end midrange as my first gaming pc

rustic falcon
hearty yarrow
#

I am not far enough to know what this means

rustic falcon
#

its the main menu theme is it not

ocean iris
#

i gotta upgrade until death stranding 2 comes to PC

hearty yarrow
#

Oh

#

Idk the names lol

ocean iris
hearty yarrow
#

Furi, diablo 2, halo, hades, fable, all great osts tbh

rustic falcon
#

ive just been very emotional lately man everything makes me cry

hearty yarrow
#

Crying good

rustic falcon
hearty yarrow
ocean iris
hearty yarrow
#

It's mostly not game osts tho

#

Actually quite some is but it's licensed osts

#

Need for speed burnout fifa etc.

#

Alan wake 2 ost good

rustic falcon
#

hold on would you say kda counts as a video game song? i think i didnt put any of them here but they go so hard

ocean iris
#

I love distracting myself with extreme music and country!!!?

hearty yarrow
#

I guess ye

#

Arcane

#

Lol

#

Counts too then

#

Uuuh

#

Look up the diablo 2/furi osts none of that seems to be in your lists

rustic falcon
#

they predate arcane so im putting them on there LOL

#

well i will choose one

ocean iris
#

dude

the Halo OST from CE to Reach was generational

rustic falcon
#

i want exile vilify back on spotify.... pease

ocean iris
#

there's so many good tracks

rustic falcon
#

i dont even know what to say about that one it makes me feel shrimp emotions

rustic falcon
#

thanks! i will listen and add them later

ocean iris
#

Trapped in Amber, like all the ODST and Reach soundtrack

#

the ODST soundtrack is legendary

ocean iris
#

ambiance jazz and kickass rock tracks

rustic falcon
#

omg yay

ocean iris
#

cant forget about the Demon's Souls OG menu music

hearty yarrow
#

LOL

#

Okay message received

#

Guess I'm leaving it there @rustic falcon bot hates me

#

I assume you can see deletion logs for the three links the bot deleted rekklesLUL

rustic falcon
#

lol its ok thank you tho. feel free to dm me more select tracks if you want im fine w that

hearty yarrow
#

I'll leave it there it's been a lot already

#

Maybe more another day lol

rustic falcon
#

okay! ill have to look through all of these first lol

long hearth
ocean iris
#

that one song from Armored Core 4 Answer

fathom juniper
#

YOU GUYS ARE POSTING SOUNDTRACKS WITHOUT ME!?

#

I feel offended PES3_SadCoffee

#

Y’all know what I’m gonna post

#

God that fight was so cool

#

I wish I was good enough to direct a fight half as good as that one

mystic wave
# rustic falcon https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4G9wrwepYAjNqu4RmltDzu but any recommendations...

this is a song from a game that probably will never release. its not on spotify i think. but you should listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuNAeTKpN9A

Vocals: Gao

"Your 'Hero' is my worst enemy"

From Novectacle, the makers of the renown House in Fata Morgana series, NarKarma EngineA is a TRPG-inspired RPG coming soon to both Windows PC and console!

For more information visit:
http://novect.net/narkarma

-Introduction-

Upon the distant surface
dwells a race of humanoid beasts.

Deep beneath...

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rustic falcon
#

is that reload animation for real

#

i felt like i was in a nightmare

fathom juniper
#

wot

rustic falcon
#

why is it a slideshow

#

aside from that the video is very funny

fathom juniper
#

cause it's not a 3d model?

#

they're 2d sprites

#

each frame had to be rendered separately

rustic falcon
#

i could not have known that

fathom juniper
#

yeah it looks good for 2d sprites, doesn't it?

#

way better than my sprites PES_Lul

mystic wave
#

7up are better anyway

fathom juniper
#

they both taste like tv static anyway

rustic falcon
mystic wave
#

i take it back. i cant remember last time i tried either

fathom juniper
#
  • inhales *
#

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DUDE that was so worth it!

#

took me like 20 minutes to crack

hybrid jetty
fathom juniper
#

yeah i know, bot
i just had to say it

#

this day was going too well, you know?

green scaffold
fathom juniper
#

jesus wtf is going on today?

mystic wave
#

fate is running it's course

hybrid jetty
#

lowkey I thought anthem had already closed its servers years ago

fathom juniper
#

honestly?
same PES_Lul

dense kindle
#

wheels keep spinning

fathom juniper
#

BRUH you can disarm landmines by spilling water on them till they short out!?

#

wtf is this game?
how does it have so many mechanics!?

austere wadi
fathom juniper
#

holy crap i wasn't expecting to get teary eyed so early in the morning
https://youtu.be/_s6QQEd-SO4?si=UqX1BDOELy47s9qv

This video is more personal and mentions a few topics some may find difficult to hear about. Check the content warning at the start of the video and decide if you want to watch this.

My thanks to everyone who has helped or supported me during this time, and thanks to Altered Orbit Studios for making such a special game.

Game footage used:
Sela...

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yeah i know it's that topic again, but seriously
watch this thing

#

damn it FeelsCoffeeMan

rustic falcon
#

I just woke up and did not read the entirety of that

#

Trees?

#

also i am going to do my best to play a video game today that is not overbotch

#

I wish I could still finish new games properly

#

I stop for some unknown reason in the middle even if I’m intrigued by it

clear python
#

Thesis is done, i can start playing games again…

royal igloo
#

I think Baldurs gate 3 takes place in the top 5 games I've ever played

fathom juniper
# rustic falcon Trees?

Basically - selaco starts in a hospital
And there’s children drawings everywhere (most of the made by patreon supporters made to look like child’s drawings)
But there’s one hours and hours later in a park, hanging on a tree

clear python
#

i thought it took place in faerûn but you do you!

fathom juniper
#

And it says like we ❤️ trees

#

But it’s actually a tribute someone made for his mother with dementia that’s made to look like the kind of drawing he’d make as a kid

#

I mean - I’m oversimplifying it, but that’s the gist of it

green scaffold
mystic wave
fathom juniper
#

Jesus Christ

#

Absolute slaughter

clear python
#

we might need to bully alma into continuing their games

mystic wave
#

I rather bully tidb

clear python
#

try me

signal kayak
#

Love the detail of the Fixup link, it has a rainbow wrench

fathom juniper
#

Or republique

#

Or…
Selaco

clear python
#

the last thing they need is starting another game, bimmy…

fathom juniper
#

Hey one of them is bound to get finished eventually, right?

#

R-right?

rustic falcon
#

starting another game as if ive finished Anything in the last 6 months

#

anyway i did start another game

#

and i get it

fathom juniper
#

damn, what a week, huh?

fathom juniper
#

the f-

rustic falcon
#

since when do humble bundle keys expire
Why

fathom juniper
#

ey?

#

what keys expired?

green scaffold
#

Humble ones

fathom juniper
rustic falcon
#

I mean idk if old ones expire that would be straight up criminal

#

But keys in bundles expiring is still kinda nasty

#

what do I know

fathom juniper
signal kayak
fathom juniper
#

you can...
aleart nearby enemies by bupring after chugging too much soda to restore health

#

wtf is this game even!? PES_BoiStop

clear python
#

3M combo on zabriskie isn't too bad either... people dont like it according to the lower scores on the leaderboard lol

rustic falcon
#

just had a beautiful encounter in overwatch

#

for the uninformed, ana's ultimate is just a really big damage boost for a little bit. she absolutely insisted on nano-ing me, a healer, and i very promptly died because someone else's ultimate was shooting me relentlessly 😭

woven breach
#

it's funny though

mystic wave
#

But but nanomachines, son!

strong tree
#

Man why death’s door gotta have a true ending

#

I only have enough time to get the normal ending before they nuke it off Netflix games

lost igloo
fathom juniper
#

OH GOD

#

now even baba is you guy is doing card games?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXShZRfkyJo

A Solitaire Mystery is coming to Steam on July 9th! This release adds 7 new solitaires, new music, polish, quality-of-life updates and bugfixes. The update will also be available on Itch.io. Note that this update will increase the price of the game USD $10.
Wishlist on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3743220/A_Solitaire_Mystery/

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humanity is doomed
worldwide productivity will drop by around 97%

fathom juniper
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the f-

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so i just booted up steam to play some selaco and it's...
verifying my cs2 files?

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bruh i don't even have it installed

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I DON'T EVEN LIKE PLAYING COUNTER STRIKE!

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gaben?
what are you doing, gaben?

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i paused the thing and it's still going!

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what is happening? PES_BoiStop

clear python
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> start playing forgive me father (2)

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> kill a guy

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> pc says 'forgive me father'

fathom juniper
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okay we really need to change our names PES_Lul

clear python
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roll credits

fathom juniper
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i thought real miko was typing

clear python
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👍

fathom juniper
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there we go

lost igloo
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Playing Risk of Rain 2 and i accidently made it vampire survivors... too much stuff on screen to see whats happening, currently at 473 items on stage 16 out of 5

signal kayak
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Uhhhhh maybe it's time to ask a few questions?

fathom juniper
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yeah maybe

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everything is pink
everything

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i am so glad enemies bleed pink soda in this game cause i'd get banned for posting this long ago

clear python
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there's this point-n-click game called Harvey's New Eyes where you play as a little school girl who semi-accidentally kills a bunch of people and at every 'murder site', there's a bunch of unexplained lil goblins overpainting the horrific sight with 'child-friendly' pink paint

fathom juniper
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selaco has something similar

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the first puzzle room is splattered in the iconic AAA yellow paint

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and i was like PES_BoiStop oh no - not you too guys!
but then i went into a storage room and it turns out they got a shipment of yellow paint on accident (according to the log) and one dude went nuts and started painting everything PES_Lul

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since he wasn't paying for it anyway

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and the room is full of paint buckets

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and from that point on - there's no yellow paint anywhere

fathom juniper
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briliant!

clear python
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There's an even worse, uh, 'noose' one which i won't post here

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anyway it's a good game and i'm once again sad that daedalic doesnt do point-n-clicks anymore. Well State of Mind was good at least

fathom juniper
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if you're looking for point-n-click
republique is that-a-way 🫱

clear python
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more like wait-n-click amirite!!!!

fathom juniper
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but hey - don't worry guys!
it's not blood!

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what the hell is this game even

mystic wave
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turns out i passed a ladder that blends too well with the background

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in this moment i wished for yellow paint....

clear python
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father forgive me has yellow paint scraps of cloth

fathom juniper
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yellow paint is not a substitute for decent level design and signposting

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it should be an optional accessibility settings

twin yarrow
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that's just a poor leveldesign, even Fromsoftware made ladders in darkest parts of Blighttown visible with torches

mystic wave
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true

twin yarrow
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yellow paint is one way

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even this can be made interesting, like red things in og Mirror's edge

mystic wave
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let the player do the painting with their color of choice

fathom juniper
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you can actually do that in selaco dusa

mystic wave
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oh...

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bim that game sounds dangerous

fathom juniper
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i mean - of course people took that opportunity to draw a bunch of dingdongs everywhere dusa

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okay
now i had a firefight that genuinely made me sad

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god enemies in this game have so much personality

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i was on my way to the exit and got jumped by like four guys, more or less
i was feeling pretty confident, didn't panic at all
left a mobile turret in one place, took the other guy out and backed out to a safe position

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there was this one dude that was screaming his lungs out like man doooown! and was crapping his pants every time anyone got hit
just constantly swearing and worrying about his buddies

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i got that dude down and then his friend jumped out so obviously i reached for a shotgun which ripped him clean in half PES_BoiStop

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and then (and i gotta put this under spoilers) ||the, uh... the top half of this dude started crawling back to his dead buddy - the one that was so worried about everyone else - leaving a trail of pink blood all the way||
||didn't make it - bled out next to his friend||

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dude i can't post this even with the pink blood

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that was...
ooof cacooof

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may i remind you - this stuff runs on Gzdoom PES_BoiStop

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and it's so intricate
there's mechanics on top of mechanics on top of mechanics

ocean iris
clear python
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‼️Scarab Mode‼️

fathom juniper
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yeah about that...

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this technically counts as a "cheat item"

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this game has a couple super secret secret secrets that have absurdly broken OP weapon mods that don't count towards your regular secret counter