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handsome jack is a 7/10 villain with 13/10 acting
Yes, exactly.
Dameon hecking Clarke.
Jack one-shotting Roland and for the next hour or two of gameplay being absolutely deadly serious had me shook.
Prior PCs are always OP, all four of them were during the course of BL2.
The villain going "Okay, done playing now," and immediately following up on that is Vader-choking-Motti-type villainry.
why did this super experienced military dude just forget to bring the most basic gear AKA a freaking shield?
why couldn't he just pop back up at a new u station (which are canon btw - confirmed by a quest in 2, a few lines in tales and i think they even mention them in that crappy movie too
)
why was everyone just standing there doing sweet nothing?
handsome jack had a shield - he was literally hiding in a magic shield bubble during the last bossfight
if handsome jack can just teleport in like that to backstab someone - why didn't he do that to any of the old crew while they were separated? it's not like he didn't want to kill them before - he did - he carpet-bombed an entire city just to get those og vault hunters
i could seriously go on and on and on
It was the facility where he was holding Angel. Makes sense he's got a teleporter to her room.
nevermind the fact that both roland and lilith had their character completely swapped between games and their relationship had negative chemistry
and then the game wanted me to be shocked
🤷♂️
Bim's got a point
Also why are Roland and Lilith even on Elpis anyway
Yes
But don't expect a good story from 3
Other than that?
That's a lot of hours of fun and grinding that you can get on sale via Pandora's Box!
HAHAHA i missed bim completing bl3
All the time i thought ‚is he playing a different game?‘ and it was half-right, he was playing the dlcs :^)
Why do people hate Mizora in BG3? She's hilarious!
I flipping love how hammy the devils are in BG3
I hate her, but she's also one of my favorite npcs lol
very entertaining especially in act 3 when ||she basically moves into your camp uninvited||
She's just so smug 
Theseus is my favorite character in Hades, smug idiots are incredibly satisfying to beat.
Even if they're smart.
oh!
this one's for alma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sgv4sZ7kNY
Jonathan Ferguson, a weapons expert and Keeper of Firearms & Artillery at the Royal Armouries, breaks down the weaponry of F.E.A.R., including the devastating 10mm Penetrator, the ‘Mars Attacks’-like gun, the Type-7 Particle Weapon, and a cursed MP5 called the RPL, which really upset poor Jonathan.
00:00 - Intro
00:46 - AT-14 Pistol
02:44 - RPL...
man
og dead space plays so well on the deck 
AWESOME
I just had the dead space difficulty bug
Halfway through the game it changed my difficulty from hard to medium and I can’t change it back
HA! Get... uh... worse!
Apparently there's a lot of exploits for Echoes of Wisdom already. You can play as Link for the entire game apparently
Maybe after I complete the game I can do it on a new save file!
Good luck me fellow worm 🐛
im watching a friend play the silent hill 2 remake
its silent hill 2! and its very atmospheric and scary
booba team redemption arc??
maybe so!
its poorly optimized as of right now
but everything else seems great, but i havent played much of the original
This thing finally came out ?
So it basically out
I think I’m gonna be sick…
BBQ flavored mars bar?
For all the gore and blood in this game, this is still somehow the most disgusting thing in it 
Also - shoutout to that one spook in medical 2 
Really good job
I'd eat it
Reminds me of like, a Jack Links beef bar
Which is probably what they were aiming for
Dude
Have you seen THE CLOG from fear 2?
Nope!
Gimme a minute
I'D SMASH THAT!
same 
there's also that ad for a 10k calorie burger in ion fury
it's like 80 bucks and you have to sign a waiver when buying it lmao
you know
i was too harsh on this game as a teenager
being the oh so classy hipster i only played the most refined pieces of art, hmyes 
and after finishing ds1 i was like "wow... it's nothing but gore and loud noises, psh
"
and now after all those years im like
"wow - it's nothing but gore and loud noises!" 
and im only half-joking here
man - i hope ds2 goes on sale this month
i thought you meant dark souls all this time
well the bossfights are kinda crap 
context i have heard of it
dark souls or dead space?
you ever played dead space?
i highly recommend it
it's plays great on the steam deck
even better than kbm on pc
and it's not all gore and loud noises
dead space really scared me as a child when i would watch those top 10 gaming videos
top 10 death scenes and such? 
yeah probably
yeah i never looked at the tiny annoying headhumper enemy archetype the same way after dying to one in ds1
but this time around i started appreciating the quiet moments more
and all the clever little design choices this game makes
but yeah
isa spooky time
the game is dirt cheap and runs great on the deck
i highly recommend getting it
after F.E.A.R., of course 
also - there's one more DS1 thing i want to talk about
the best spook so far that i... don't remember seeing during my frist playthrough all those years ago
see this corridor? if you squint you might see a lady standing on the other end way tf over there 👉
when i saw her i went "huh - that's odd - there's no npcs like that in the game, at least not outside scripted sequences" so i slowly walked over there
as i was walking there i could hear her crying
"oh yeah that's totally a necromorph - i'm gonna get jumped" i though
but i got there and no - i just saw her standing there and crying over an... empty bed? 
i walked around and saw a - and get this - an exact same ragdoll on the ground, behind the bed
like - the same model, same textures as this lady standing next to it
and i honestly cannot tell if it was a bug or of it was planned but it freaked me tf out
was... this a bug?
i really need to get someone who knows dead space and ask them that
it was.. not there
i can't confirm it's a bug or not since it wasn't in the original
ok now this is really starting to freak me out
ZOINKS!!
i only remember that one doctor who tried to make a surgery on a not very alive human and then slicing her own throat
in that section
oh yeah that was scripted
and it did that thing "we'll prevent the player from screwing this setpiece up by putting it behind bulletproof glass" thing
which is this game's favorite trick
maybe memory is playing tricks on me as well
you know, probably when you're absolutely sure there are no significant events in your life that you forgot, it's a sign that you indeed forgot a lot
probably
ya know * smacks lips *
all the medical audio logs in ds1 imply that all people affected by the marker start off by showing early signs of dementia
just...
completely unrelated 
yeah
literally two things i fear most in this universe
black holes and losing memory
yeah...
WAIT
I FOUND IT
warning: spooky stuff
it's the exact same model
i was right!
oh, i see
i paid no attention at the model
that's why it didn't stay in memory
maybe even if i did, i thought it's normal for games of that age
you know, having many similar models
yeah but that felt too deliberate, you know?
like - they made this single, unique, one-of-a-kind npc
with animations, scripting, sounds and everything
they would notice that they spawned it next to the exact same ragdoll
indeed
Wait so she's crying over her own model?
yeah
How peculiar
probably there's some kind of tragic story of twin sisters
it's probably one of the earliest hallucinations
which is a thing people somehow missed 
Sounds like a logical explanation! I can't think of anything else
Then again I never played Dead Space
the fact that you're hallucinating crap all the time
maybe, but.. even with the stuff seen with them im not sure it can do that
realistic hallucinations - yes
of person never seen by you before - not sure
then how do you explain that one room where all the monitors look at you and follow you while playing static?
automatization
or the fact that some computers on the USG ishimura play a video of ||isaac's dead gf like she's still alive - which he believes||
see?
there's some cool stuff in this game!
it's not all just gore and loud noises
it's mostly gore and loud noises 
I'd play more scary games if I wasn't such A BIG 🐈⬛️
ah, so the game have physics linked to fps as well
oh yeah
that explains why turning vertsinc on makes you walk and turn around so damn slowly
11 seconds · Clipped by Kraja · Original video "Dead Space Review" by MandaloreGaming
that game made me turning vertsinc off everywhere for years
oh hey
discord finally embeds clips
neat 
well good news is that on the deck im using standard gamepad controls
so i don't have any issues aiming
hell - i even mapped the mouse to the right trackpad and it's just oh so smooth
Valve makes the best controllers
shame their first one sold like carp
but hey - at least that led us to the steamy deck
i love this thing 
- sigh *
alright, i see it
put the fish reaction on it, go on 
What if there was a game that's like a space shooter but it's reversed and you're playing as the boss?
Basically bullet hell except you're the terrifyingly powerful boss destroying puny ships
But not like vampire survivors because you wouldn't be running around and there probably wouldn't be literally thousands of enemies spawning per second
Like you're constantly sending out waves of attacks at an enemy whose hurtbox is way smaller than their sprite and you just hope you send out an unavoidable pattern?
Well also you're the Grim Reaper so all of the attacks would be like scythe sorta projectiles or some kind of deadly weapons. Also roguelite elements because I'm a little crazy and I love absolutely broken builds
I've been extremely inspired by 20 Minutes Till Dawn, Vampire Survivors, Dead Cells and obviously Hades. But I've also been inspired by Undertale, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy (16), and anime like Dragon Ball and One Piece. Basically any game I make will be absolutely crazy in at least one way
This reverse space shooter roguelite is gonna be a lot smaller than whatever else I make though lol I'm not that insane 😂
any pathologic fans here? 👀 excited for the announcement today
Halo Studios (formerly 343 Industries) is an American video game developer located in Redmond, Washington, part of Xbox Game Studios. Headed by Pierre Hintze, the studio is responsible for the Halo series of military science fiction games, originally created and produced by Bungie, and is the developer of the Slipspace Engine. Originally named a...
HOLY CRAP
they changed their name
yeah this is getting worse
unreal engine? really?
oh man
i was never a big fan of halo, but...
damn this sucks
i'd be like id software changing name to "doom studio" and switching to unreal
silent hill studios
oh yeah im uh
borrowing
silent hill 2 remake rn
surprisingly its only 33 GB
also ive been getting into panzer general type of games
i can't wait for die hard silent hill fans get to this game and tear it a new one
i'm so sick and tired of those revisionist remakes that think they can do better than original creators
cracking open a cold one and blitzkrieging some orks on armageddon
hey @ocean iris
gimme your 40k figurines
i'm gonna remake them to suit the modern market better by slapping two crappy coats of pain on them!
how does that sound?
also the project is gonna take twice as long as it did in the first place, cost 20 times more and im gonna sell it for premium again
Last night was crazy
last night in question:
man.
i should just 3d print them
am i wrong?
nah
im just chill rn
im getting a bus at in like 40 min
driving lessons, work on a project with a group mate, then hang out with some friends until 6 PM for the nursing lab
But what if it ends up being amaaazing? 👀
AT BEST the most this game (and any other remake) can achieve is being on a second place
by nature of being a remake
silent evil: the last of restless dreams
oh don't get me wrong - it's gonna get all sorts of 8s and 9s from major publications like ign and...
im waiting for atmospheric mods that add back the huge fog and darkens the tone
i don't even care enough about gaming media to name them all
but we all know those numbers don't mean crap, right?
But Dead Space!
Maybe Myst: Riven too
see - this is an example of a good remake
it's not trying to "improve" on deliberate creative and artistic decissions this game took
same VA, same music, same script, same dialogue, same cutscenes
it's just improving on a thing that did change with time - technology
Pokemon Firered and Leafgreen!
Me! Wasn't aware of any announcements though
Bayarlaa
Could always use more pathologic
I'm sorry, unreal, one of the best game engines for huge 3D games, is bad? you have weird opinions 🤔
And like they said, their in-house engine was so crap it wasn't even viable to rework it, they were forced to switch
And to put it simply: Unity has always been the really bad engine that barely works. My bro has been using unreal since like 2000, it's never been bad at all
Oh I could go on for hours about this but I’ve got better things to do
Lmaooo unreal is so much better than unity it's ridiculous. I've played unity games that have so many bugs just from the engine that it's unplayable. Also I've used both and it's quite obvious there's a huge difference in quality
Unreal is much easier to use too, unity has so many random folders for stuff it can get confusing what you're even working on
Unreal is just souless from how I saw devs use it
Not all times but it usually dillutes the art direction
Thankfully MGS Delta has a legacy filter
Also taking the definitive Halo engine from Halo is crazy
A game engine is a tool. Give Thomas Keller a chef's knife and a pantry and he's going to do wonders. Give a 10-year-old the exact same set-up and you may get something edible.
Why did art styles and identities stop existing after UE3 tho
like all of a sudden
...They didn't?
Should have gotten an 11 year old instead
Hi-Fi Rush was developed on UE4.
As was Dragonball FighterZ, hands down one of the most striking video games I've ever seen.
@hearty yarrow (moving off topic chat here) The chap I was talking to was a senior dev on the original world of Warcraft, and now runs a consulting company who go around and advise small game developers on how to scale up their teams and what sort of estimates of work and money they need. He had some very interesting insights and experiences to share.
A lot of people looking to invest in indie developers are just fixated on finding the next Minecraft or similar.
It didn't sound like a healthy relationship for developers.
But he said that even when all of this goes well, only one in five games across the industry will pay for itself.
Investor stuff is generally not very healthy lol
Investing sounds like gambling
And this is why I backed out of this convo before it even started lmao

Sorta is
But it's a lot of like
Gamble on product doing well and if it does well the money goes to the gambler instead of the people making it
And some of the gamblers own the casino
thing is its easier to list UE4 games with soul
Man
It’s actually fun watching this kind of argument from the sidelines 
One other thing! It's 2024 and Unity still has the graphical quality of a freaking 2013 game
My brother has said to just completely forget about unity and go for one of the independent engines
Within 5 years unity will probably no longer be an actually viable option for anyone doing 3D
Though for all the hype around it, Godot has still got a bunch of serious design issues. It needs at least another major release before I'd spend (waste?) my time with it again.
I spent a month digging into Godot to see about building some internationalization support for something, and the code APIs, graphical APIs and stability are all seriously lacking.
It does, the developer of One Step From Eden roasted Godot some time ago because of those design issues
And the community manager responding to a troll causing the storm of dookie of the year certainly won't help Godot at all
Godot is the most popular one but there's also GDevelop and, honestly, much better independent engines out there
Any specific suggestions/recommendations?
From my perspective as a software developer it feels like you can get a few good first steps without paying too much attention to core coding concepts and best practice, add a feature here and a feature there etc., but when those issues do bite you, they bite hard
I'm pretty new to game development but it seems like GDevelop might be the best that's particularly easy to get
OH MY GOD
woah
time to watch it on yt like i did with the 1st game
lmaooo
im too scared okay?
the xenomorph haunted me as a kid
like it absolutely terrified me when i was left home alone to the point id hide under a blanket
OH HELL YEAH
i was just thinking about getting ayylien on me deck
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3199650/Pathologic_3/ you should get this game
Bachelor Daniil Dankovsky is a young doctor from the capital. His search for the secret of immortality brings him to a remote town, gripped by a mysterious plague that will destroy it in 12 days. Now it’s up to him to explore the town itself, its past, present, and future — to find answers to his numerous questions and try to stop the relentless...
2025
do you like ass clenching games?
huge day for enby video essayists with this announcement LMAO
pathologic is one of those games that can only be made in eastern europe
i should get into it
i've had this series on my radar for a long time
and i know some things about it, but
im just scared of all this walking 
ye
which did you play so far? and finish
mate
my first two pc games were diablo 1 and RE1 - which i played at the age of 6
i'd be easier to name horror games i haven't played
although i'll admit i did slightly lose interest in the genre in recent years
the alien in this game is RELENTLESS and at some points you have 2
and you can only ward it away with makeshift noise makers or flamethrowers or molotovs
so its literally a stealth game
oh cool thanks for the spoiler

im trying to make it less painful
also those are mere features
i aint saying what other enemies you got
yeah i know ||humans and synths||
every review talks about that
but two ayyliens?
i haven't heard about that
unlike dark souls, the alien cant be killed yet
Wait till you hear about the third alien
wait until you hear about the alien resurrections
Odin from Final Fantasy 16 could beat me up and I'd just be laying there begging him to kiss me
Thor Godman: casually flirty with random characters
oh hey
thank you, random twitter post yoinked from a different discord server for reminding me of this
https://fxtwitter.com/cubedude_/status/1843000281589801106?s=19
im glad the sh2 remake is actually pretty good, but nobody is apologizing for having doubts when bloober team are the masterminds behind this
Quoting collect my lovikov balls (@Dreamboum)
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god i love this clip so much
wow that streamer looks like a serial killer
Yeah
eight bodies but not evidence to make the charges stick
Eight bodies ?
Amateur 
WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
[spoilers for dead space]
How is that a game over?
Haven't played the remake, but isn't ||her being dead prior to you even arriving on the Ishimura|| a pretty major lategame spoiler?
Have you played the og?
Been a long time, but yes.
Ok so you know the late game twist
Yeah ||shes dead as… as dead as visceral games
||
Right, so your above spoiler is kinda like ||MGS3 Time Paradox stuff.||
But there’s one bit where ||she shows up and you can kinda sorta interact with her - that’s before the twist gets revealed ||
And two necromorphs jump her
Which is ||in Isaac's head||, yes?
So I just…
Decided to do nothing and just enjoy this goofy animation show
Nah - it’s the opposite
The time paradox stuff rewards you for your curiosity and prior knowledge with an unique Easter egg
But this?
This is just a blatant lie
For shame, dead space
-1 point
This whole sequence was just some…
Arcadey looney toons crap 
What the hell
Ahh, I remember when Jerma was just Star's buddy
Who?
OH MY GOD I only just realized there’s a trick to the Screaming Wall Tumor Guys ™️
I used to dump hundreds of plasma rounds into them

damn, wall tumors? i remember metro 2033's last few hours filled with wall anuses
h*ell yeah
Side note
Is it just me or did all the scares get way, way cheaper in chapters 7 and 8?
It’s like the horror side of dead space is kinda running out of steam
got a leverless controller, may officially be in too deep in fighting games
haha, well i proudly represent the low rank players who can't do any moves consistently to save their lives
Oooh
My friend just shared pic of their cool fight stick
ooo nice
i haven’t tried arcade shmups but there might be a ROM i can find in street fighter 6, i just played their Final Fight ROM a couple weeks ago and got that classic beat em up experience
the classic arcade experience probably would’ve been a lot more infuriating if i actually i had to pay quarters though 😅
Anyone play Isaac here?
"because you either Tekkan or Tekkan't"
Tekken isn't spelt that way...
"I don't Tekkare"
I genuinely don’t know who the boi is
The Bears Of the Ingdom
The Brotherhood of Indianapolis
BOI
The Bast of Ius
For the first time in its storied legacy, John Marston’s beloved journey can be experienced on PC in stunning, new detail, with both Red Dead Redemption and its iconic zombie-horror companion story, Undead Nightmare, arriving to PC on October 29.
In collaboration with Double Eleven, this new version adds PC-specific enhancements including nativ...
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
most likely
and the project was probably outsourced to an third party team that doesn't have the source code and a tight schedule

not for me
Am I reading, "yoink"?
Well that’s gonna be a good purchase on the bay
Yo
so what are some of yalls favorite games
lets say top 5
They're a small studio
What are your fav ig indies
i had oneshot but i just got the new edition
That's so hard bro there's just too many
and havent played either of them...
Divinity original sin 2 should count even with bg3 being so big they were deffo more indie then
Baba is you
The Beginner's Guide
The Beginner's Guide is a narrative video game from Davey Wreden, writer of The Stanley Parable. It lasts about an hour and a half and has no traditional mechanics, no goals or objectives. Instead, it tells the story of a person struggling to deal with something they do not understand.
Steam store: http://goo.gl/jW1QSx
Humble store: https://goo...
no way lol i was just abt to talk about it
Risk of rain 2 as well
what an incredible game
Beginner's Guide is one of my top of all time experiences
:)
one step ahead of me...
My top 5 is pretty malleable but diablo and beginner's guide are staying there forever
Oh hey you can display those ratings differently huh
I've just accepted the gaps lol
I use .5 cause this scale has no 0
if you have any half stars there will be gaps
Ah
Super Mario Galaxy, Terraria, Hollow Knight, Lego Batman 2, Wizard101
Explains
I tried to include a variety which hits nostalgia + fun + time spent
436 backlogged games lmao
Ror2 is in kind of bad shape I heard w/ gearbox nonsense
if only i played video games!
I never got into ror2 but I played it a bunch with friends. I get the appeal, but ig it didn't click enough to get invested
Simply dont play the gearbox update
beyond two souls in .5 LOL deserved
Worst of all time contender
I used to play ror 1 but it's pretty bad on Xbox
https://www.backloggd.com/u/lungblossom/games/added/rating:2/
my worst of the worst
Beyond two souls is ironically one of the moust soulless experiences I've ever had
Returns should be ported to consoles because that's pretty much the only worthwhile version of ror 1
Prey's a hot take there, I barely know the rest
At least like 10 years after original release
dead on arrival but at least it has some cool vr stuff with the same dlc
I gotta play wandersong
A long time friend of mine has a wandersong char as their pfp
its very whimsical and cute
Keep telling myself to play pathologic as a literature and game studies student
Keep realizing my adhd will hate this game
What is game studies, like what do you learn
i still havent finished patho2 but i love the series a lot
I never played club penguin
Game studies is a broad field on how games in general function, either the design or the act of gaming/play
i think i played club penguin when i was so young i had to lie about my age (genuinely dont do that kids)
Like it can be as simple as why do you at some point stop playing stuff how do kids immerse in that world of like cops and robbers or tag and whatnot and others do not
I never got to play club penguin because I wasn't allowed to have a computer or be online until I was 15. Screw you Super Christian parents!!
But also like what do video games do to our brains and our skillsets
I got introduced to club oenguin by my parents
In my case it was literary focused, how do games tell stories (differently to other forms of media)
My parents would literally throw a temper tantrum if I did anything on a computer
Specializing in historical (video) game studies, how do games represent history and what does that do with our perception of history
i've heard about club penguin when the game i was interested in was called a ripoff of it
I even remember trying to get my dad into it lmao
I hold a Master's degree in english literature and culture with a master thesis in that field
Also wasn't it like dead by 2012? Cuz that's when I was 15
probably, google still can describe better what Shararam is than me.. i've seen it birth and decay
i can imagine that in this day and age that sucks but im starting to think thats a good thing. stay offline go play in the fields
im sorry your parents were so strict and uptight about it tho :\
when i still was under 20
i was a moderator there actually.. and got forever disappointed in humanity
Hope that answered your Q professorW lmao
Being a mod will do that
I have never really liked being outside lol. I literally have a shirt that says "I went outside once, the graphics weren't that good"
I love game dev but that's a specific subfield which is interesting
Sorta could lead to game design jobs, journalism, reviewing
So many avenues
I love that maybe by this time next year I will have made my first game
I mean I do archiving at government now LOL
But ye journalism is an avenue from there too
And the game industry as a whole
Game dev is awesome because at this point in technology, pretty much anyone can do it
I'm more a musician than a game dev I play guitar and sing :P
Case in point: I know absolutely nothing about coding but there are programs that work on like blocks
Oooh I'm traditionally a musician too! I play piano and sing 😛
i know, why go outside when you can stay home and chill, but a good walk or just hanging out someplace other than your house can do wonders for your mood
esp walks
I'm gonna be calling my game studio or whatever Pure Evil Games because well I'm crazy
but a change of scenery is always nice as well
I love walks but I actually have a fear of being in public areas, especially if there's people
it's always like that, at first you have no intention to leave even your room, more so than house, but when you have to and come back, you feel so refreshed
i understand you, i used to be extremely agoraphobic and could barely go outside without being like, very scared and worried
It's hilarious though because I also have a little bit of claustrophobia so I'm constantly like "Aaah! Why am I here?!"
can relate.. im still a bit nervous in open fields and on high floors
I am afraid of a lot of things...
oh im like really scared of water in video games. i probably mentioned it a bajillion times before
I should never be in a skyscraper because I will actually have an accident and probably have a 4 day panic attack
but irl its probably fine
There's a game studio called Super Evil Mega Corp
Also I can't swim
https://superevilmegacorp.com/games/ not a joke btw
i was in a very tall building recently, its just intimidating
megalophobia is real guys
I got pressured into going out into the water by like a dock maybe 7 years ago but I went out too far. I turned around to get back to shore but I turned too fast and I slipped and fell backwards. I was completely submerged and I sink like a rock. I was pretty much one step from drowning. Now here's where it gets bad. I thought I was over this, but like 2 and a half months ago I was taking a nap and I had a flashback and literally shook myself awake. I was sweating and crap. I. HATE. WATER.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3255110/Grave_Seasons/
it has a steam page!
You escaped jail and managed to make it to Ashenridge, but at what cost? Build your farm, fish and mine, and explore the unknowns of a strange, ancient town all while romancing the secretive local townsfolk. Just make sure you stop the supernatural murders before it’s too late… in GRAVE SEASONS, an all-new murder mystery farming sim RPG!
To be announced
Another funny thing is I'm terrified of spiders but I'm in love with Spider-Man
this summary is a wild ride 💀
ikr lol im looking forward to it
wow that's definitely a wild ride
My favorite part is where it's like "You can build a farm but you can also seduce your neighbors"
i don't know why stardew valley didn't like immediately start a huge farm sim boom. I mean we got some but really?
it definitely did, but also i dont like when everything is compared to it 😮💨
I mean we got maybe 40 farm sims as a result of it, nowhere near what I thought was gonna happen. I thought everyone was gonna go nuts and make over 100
Especially since popular YouTubers were playing it
well true but that won't stop people from making crap clones
how much we can name that were successful? two or three maybe
i feel like if someone is going to go ahead and make a game, they probably put passion into it even if it seems "not as good as the other game"
I'm not specifically talking about really good games, just like the overall thing
mobile game devs would disagree with you
my god i have seen some utter trash on mobile that's just a way to force ads every 5 minutes
Kinda don't like the association being made here, but maybe your parents did okay (not great if they were not graceful about it) in keeping you offline for a while: the Internet is a minefield for youth these days
Young people are so easy to radicalize 
Uhhh I'm completely correct though because that did happen. And this was like almost 20 years ago, definitely not recently. And no what I said isn't wrong, I was literally raised by super christians bro I think I know what they are
What I'm saying is that it's pretty tactless to imply "Christian" = "moron"
It's about as nice and nuanced as calling every Muslim a Samsung Galaxy Note 7
Which is not to invalidate any suffering you might have experienced from people who may or may not actually understand the Christ
Definitely don't wanna come off dismissively
Especially because it's a real freaking problem, especially in North America
I have great friends who are regular Christians. Super Christians is the term for those that force the religion down people's throats and will actually call the cops on people for like drinking a beer when they're older than 21
Super Christians are basically just any Christian who thinks they are automatically better than you because they're Christian
I see, I see. I'm not entirely sure the distinction is immediately obvious to strangers though (myself included)
I mean idk it's been going around on like Facebook and Reddit for years, I just recognized that my family is pretty much that
Regardless of its incumbency, I wonder if it's actually a very useful term. It's pretty close to what a lot of people mistake as "Christians", for one. I suppose a good test would be to run it by your friends
Syntactically, it could just be read as "Christian, but even moreso"
Hey all, this conversation has been pretty civil, but please remember to read & accept others' experiences in good faith. Packrat, I understand where you're coming from, but their message didn't imply anything about their parents being moronic, just restrictive.
I encourage further in-depth discussion around religion & language within private servers or DMs, but this likely won't be a very productive place to dive into it.
Politely disagree about the tone of the message given how similar syntax is used (ex: "screw you, Dad 🙄"), but will definitely stop since it seems like a good stopping point anyway and this isn't a debate server
I appreciate it - please understand, a stranger on the internet is allowed to have any relationship with their parents that they choose.
Well, yes. It's just that I'd rather I not be dragged into said relationship by virtue of what I hold dear which despite being called the same name may or may not actually be the same thing
I am very, very tired of the associations
Me saying "screw you" isn't calling my parents morons, it's literally saying I'm mad at them
I totally understand now that that wasn't your intent, but please understand: the meaning of your words is a bit different than what you meant to say. But lets not continue here (should you actually want to continue LOL)
Uh no I actually think and choose my words man and none of that meant morons
And I'm adept enough at English that I can get people into college and medical school by fixing up their essays. But again, lets go elsewhere
DMs, please
Yeah I'm not talking to some idiot that claims to be good at English but can't even tell the difference between saying "screw you" and calling someone a moron
Does anyone here know of a good written beginners guide for frostpunk
No!
And even then it looks like a fun game for me but sounds waaaay too complex 😩
I need something LIKE Frostpunk but for a dumb dumb like me
Frostpunk seems so, so stressful
Lemme see if my friend who recommended said stressful game to me has a guide on hand
Frostpunk in a nutshell
You're going to starve or freeze or get steamed alive
For what I know, runs are usually decided at the beginning
If you have a strong start, you'll likely win
people have nothing to eat? let's make the law for the people to make as many kids as possible
it's almost russia simulator
LOL! You actually got a good laugh out of me with that. Thank you!
It's perfectly possible to finish with no deaths and respecting human rights at all times, for what I read
maybe at easier difficulties
Even at the hardest difficulty
But I dare not give any tips because I don't own the game, let alone know how to play it well
well, i'd not question that
So is it like, an RTS?
it's possible to beat sans undertale without deaths as well
frostpunk is too large scale so go pathologic you only have to worry about controlling 1 character 
Not sure if it applies to all scenarios, but at the end, the mother of all blizzards strikes
It's cold to the point that carbon dioxide freezes solid
speaking of
i think i finally grow tired of oxygen not included
which is good, bc i spend almost three months playing it
now i can waste time in something else
Like say Peglin?
pathologic HAS to be more stressful bc there is an emotional damage at risk
if this child under my care dies of the plague i am uninstalling never to play again
Like uuuuh This War of Mine? Are kids in that?
Yes
Thought as much!
They can be little goobers, but darn if they're not precious anyway 
nooo alma come back!
im saying "come back" in advance because it will happen 
I'm on my fourth colony, help me
it's such a "I'll just play for an hour" "4 hours later" game
more like "40 hours later"
Hey guys what’s going o-

JAYSUS
What the hell happened here ?
Anyways
I just finished dead space 1 for the first time in like…
10 years?
And I need @signal kayak In here
WHO DARETH PING- oh, hello
Is it gonna be canon? Very, positively, likely
Whodat?
Like - in chapter 11 she goes all like ||haha I’m the traitor and now I’m gonna take this space shuttle with the marker and sail off!||
And then you can bring it back with remote control and she goes all like 
You bring it back, get in and fly to that planet
And she’s nowhere to be seen
Where tf was she?
Why do you ping me to ask me about Dead Space? 😂
No?
probably me
You did, what I did finish to my dismay was BL3's story
that's a good question, since i never thought about that much
there are two.. okay, three possibilities
She does come back later on and goes like ||haha! You better watch that video till the end||
But like…
either there was a second spacecraft somewhere, that was not mentioned
You were just on that shuttle
The one I stole… from you?
or she was hiding in the shuttle somewhere
going quiet, maybe in hope to trick you and get out
or it's an oversight from script writers
Nah it’s the same one
Cause when you bring it back she starts swearing at you like wtf are you doing Isaac!?
i'd prefer second option
The second option is just dumb
I was thinking that maybe the ||Marker ate her somehow|| (I watched a Let's Play)
Well the hive mind did
But that was later
you know like they say, "if it's dumb but it works, it's not dumb"
Yeah but it doesn’t work 
there's also a fourth one, Kendra was never down there, and the whole sequence with true video message is another hallucination
but i don't really like that one
for many reasons
starting with "it's a hallucination" is too lame explanation
I’d say it’s just an oversight
To what is still a pretty neat little story
Still - what a game 
It ain’t perfect
The pacing kinda craps the racing car bed around chapter 7
But still - it’s a neat little spookfest 
Yeah
And it wouldn’t exist without RE4
I’m still mad about that difficulty bug though 
I was too harsh to it as a teenager
I didn’t appreciate all the cool stuff this game did back in the day
You're playing the remake, right? Does KBM work properly?
Nope - it’s the og
I’m not gonna pay premium for a game I already own to run at half the frame rate 
Also - I was playing it on a steam deck
So standard gamepad controls with mouse cursor mapped to the right trackpad
Thanks! I'd heard that the original has problems with...mouse acceleration or something like that
mouse acceleration was indeed broken, and affected by vsync for some reason
Yeah
And the physics too:
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxpLP0F5w3pRkJjg8Y_6xEf8pjTa-NJeS8?si=0zwIRQg73mNi2oMZ
11 seconds · Clipped by Kraja · Original video "Dead Space Review" by MandaloreGaming
I love this clip 
But yeah - if you play it on a controller then most of your problems are gone
All you have to do is lock it to 60fps or below and that’s it
Anywho
My buddy just got an oled steam deck and we combined our libraries
And wouldn’t you know it - he has dead space 2 
Can’t wait for the real time eye surgery gameplay
from what i know about irl eye surgery, game implementation is less scary
aaaaaaand that's enough internet for today 
Oh you haven’t seen the eye surgery minigame? 
That’s not even in the top 10 most disturbing scenes this series has to offer
I know it's there, no I'm not watching that, you do
Have you seen the head grabber death animation ?
Look, I'm really not into horror games 😅
i come back from watching my friend play silent hill 2 remake and well. it rules
Give dead space a shot
It’s Güd 
Besides Warframe, which is very much not a horror game and has gone from a coop hero shooter into a parkour coop hero shooter into a musou of the above with snippets of other genres because yes
Anyways
I'm thinking of getting two games this month that are adequate for Halloween but are not horror games
What are your picks?
Oh no
OOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

So in DS1 your health pack was bound to X, right?
X, left was for health
B, right was for stasis
Now in DS2 your health is on B
they swapped it 
pumpkin jack?
Oh this is gonna screw with my muscle memory so hard
also monster prom if you have friends to play it with. its hilarious
Medievil
It’s not scary, but it is halloween
That's one game on my list
It’s good!
Yup, a classic
If it was available for PS4/PS5 in physical, I'd add Have a Nice Death
You too 
https://store.steampowered.com/sale/zachtronicspublishersale
for the interested
FFXIV players have this to look forward to next week! 🍩
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Get outta mah backlog!
Mah retirement GRIS!
people checked the minimal and recommended system requirements, and they're way higher than those for the RDR2
i think you might be right here
Welp
My boss just got dooted on by my steam deck 
Which…
Sure is a sentence I wasn’t expecting to type heee
*here
I’m not singing thriller
(nervously hee hees)
Yeah I had my steam deck in my break room and he was like “yo lemme play something”
“Sure”
I had ds2 on and he played for a bit and then tried to put it to sleep
And then got spooked by this

So anyways I’m looking for a new job 

Quick question about ds2
HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET A GAME THIS GOOD LOOKING AND SO INTERACTIVE TO RUN ON A 360!?
Um
@twin yarrow ?
What the hell is this ?
Tf am I supposed to do with all this?
It’s all feee too, I think
Dude there’s like 10 free dlc suits
I’m literally watching a fashion show now just to get to the standard engi suit
I just moved all guns to the safe…
… three guns at a time
And now I’m watching Isaac playing dress up’s
Buzz lightyear from wish
kekw
Holy carp this game is pretty
I’ve seen worse looking 8th gen games, seriously
I’m…
Not really feeling the spooks tho
No, you're pretty
packrat decided to try a more direct approach

well 1 year later borderlands 2 also had this type of menu
Yeah and ds1 had that too
But in dead space everything is like that
Also the only borderlands game that didn’t have garbage inventory system was 1
It was ugly as sin but at least it freaking worked
THOSE EXPLODY GUYS CAN GIB ME AT HALF HEALTH NOW!?

Dude this is insane
The production value on this thing 
I used to… hate this game
Oh this is soooo good 
How the hell did they do this on a freakin 360?
Cos it's a 360!
Dude this is so impressive
Nintendo announces Alarmo, a sound alarm clock (English trailer added): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMqWTkgDt6A&ab_channel=NintendoofAmerica
Available for early access purchase to paid Switch Online members today on My Nintendo Store and at NY Store ($99.99) https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/nintendo-sound-clock-alarmo-1213…
oh hey this is cute- One Hundred Dollars
A 100 buttsmacking burgerbucks…
For an alarm clock?
There's apparently a sensor that wakes you up in an optimal time frame but I recall that being in phone apps for a while
Well... The motion sensor used in this device detects a sleeper's movements, and there are certain body movements that they make just before waking up. From an early stage, we thought that if we could get this sensor to detect the timing of these movements, people could use it to help themselves wake up feeling refreshed
So wait
According to this tweet
I have to own switch online subscription
And along with it - a Nintendo switch
Only to then have the privilege of…
Preordering an alarm clock for a 100 bucks
Only for it to bing-bing-wahoo at me first thing in the morning?
quick, find some alarm clock patents we can use on them
the switch online lets you buy it now but everyone can buy it eventually. I think
Guys
Hear me out here
I’m playing dead space 2 right now
And I have to say - the Sprawl Station feels like a less of a cyberpunk dystopia than this trailer
it should sync to pokemon sleep at the minimum imo
Yeah
I give this thing…
A day
life outdoes art
Before we start seeing memes about people making it go ding ding ding ding ding ding ding first thing in the morning
DIY nintendo alarm clock:
- Get alarm clock phone app that has the motion detection thing
- Download bunch of nintendo music you like
- Load music into app
- profit
It’s like they tried to out-Sony Sony
Yeah and get sued into oblivion at step 2 lmao
they're trying to pull the Apple $70 wheels and $1000 monitor stand
Yeah
they don't have to know I'm ripping it from Switch recordings
there's already a joke about making it the fire emblem heroes menu music
Dunno what it is even
fire emblem heroes is the fire emblem gacha phone game
Ah
when you open the game it goes "Fire emblem. Heroes"
but one of the voices yells it really loud
like Fire Emblem!! HEROES
This is a dumb product even for Nintendo standards
And they made the wiiu and virtual boye
wtf 
And what app is this called?
it’s one of those
It’s one of them…
Ah man what’s it called again
Oh - right
A FREAKING ALARM CLOCK!
It comes free with every phone made after 1998
You can even put sounds that aren’t related to nintendos nostalgia factory
Like some actual music or whatever
Dude imagine if Sony or valve did such a thing
We would never hear the end of it
But somehow here it’s just people saying oh that’s so nintendo
Why do I need a console and it’s online ransom to preorder an alarm clock for a 100 bucks?
Yeah I'm not getting one. There was a Spyro shirt I really wanted to but it was like £36
I know I love Spyro but that's too much lol
And why does it have to connect to the internet to bing-bing-wahoo at me ?
Oh hey would you look at that
I freakin called it again
Oh it doesn't need to use the internet
Im going to bed 
all rights given to nintendo
I don't recall specific names but just heard the concept being brought up
Nah it's okay I found one!
I hope it works is the thing
well if it doesn't you can always fall back on the Nintendo 
I'm not being woken up by Mario!
Wahoo!
Hallo! It's a-me, Mario! Woohoo!
The Nintendo alarm clock could have been a good labo thing imo
minus the sensor just a clock with buttons
https://atsuko.com/collections/t-shirts/products/pokemon-psychic-type-purple-tee?variant=40430692171838
this pokemon shirt might be up someone's alley
ah yes that time when nintendo managed to sell people cardboard for 70 bucks
I wanna see KiwiCo and Nintendo Labo fight
A lot of these nintendo things like labo or alarm clocks are funny to me
I'm more confused by people buying it than the product existing
Yeah
god damn CARDBOARD
I mean people bought it
Idk what to say about it cause in terms of the goal of the product (make profit) it worked
It's just merch
Like why is cardboard the line
Is there a real line to draw between interactive merch toy with cardboard and one made of plastic
Plastic merch figurine of character from franchise fine, cardboard merch ridiculous or smth
At least cardboard ending up in a hole in the ground in 6 months is better than plastic.
Oh look
Steam is on some
again
My new game is coming!https://store.steampowered.com/app/1877650/ZeroOrdersTactics/?utm_source=castlebreakArkanoid Air Hockey with explosions, shooting and buildingUse your mouse like an air hockey striker to kick enemy bombs back into the evil Black Castle! Destroy enemy towers with bombs, rockets, and lasers, because they are evil. Don't for...
$4.99
wtf is this price ?
Wait
It says 4,99 now
It used to be 5600 bucks
I’m not crazy
Maybe it’s me who’s 
Wait even 4.99 is wrong cause it’s supposed to be free
wtf is going on
Afaik cardboard vs plastic pollution is a messy topic
I don't think there is a singular winner
Not in the way both are produced at the moment
Can't say no to a free game!
I like gatcha!
https://fixvx.com/SuperMarioOOC85/status/1844420302706704523?t=NMtEAzcKYOI__svdXIBYqg&s=19 what are they feeding these plumbers
Sephiroth might be cooked man
Holy crap this is so much harder than ds1
OH MY GOD they did it again
It’s the Spencer manor west wing
This layout is like the 0451 for spooky games
Re1 and remake had this
Republique had it
And now ds2
And probably some other games too
Man - this game is great!
But boi is it ever kicking my ass
Oh my god I got jumpscared so hard I almost dropped my deck
Bloody hell
Good job 
That setup was masterful
@twin yarrow the goddamn ||church of unitology ambush||

Oh yeah
Earlier I was complaining it didn’t have enough spooks
And boy did that monkeys paw have some plans for me
I don’t remember when was the last time I was swearing so much while playing a single player game
And speaking of swearing
Can you see anything out of the ordinary on this pic ?
hmm, don't think so
Ok
where in the f- is my plasma cutter?
Look at the first slot
Up arrow
It’s empty
I have it in my inventory
I have ammo for it
But quick select is empty and Isaac is just standing there empty handed
Oh my god it’s completely borked
can he shoot still?
when did you have it last time?
Before the setpiece at the end of the church chapter
Then that big necro jumped me
I did the setpiece
And now I’m chapter 6 and it’s gone
And my last save was like an hour ago

Oh I’m getting the mads
It did
I’m literally looking at it in my inventory right now
It’s still here
Oh god
I think I know what’s going on
And it’s even worse 
So, I just started Ch. 6 last night, got back into this game after a long hiatus. So, when I start it, I'm looking around in the rooms for credits and whatnot. Then, I tried to open the doors to move to the next area and it won't let me; it says that it equalizing pressure. I restarted the checkpoint and didn't work. Is my game glitched or am I ...
Aaaaaaaand now I’m stuck in an endless loading loop
Awesome
ok i got it fixed 
is there a single dead space game that doesn't have borderline game-breaking glitches @twin yarrow ?
im not gonna play ds3 
Ok, late night idea for the day.
A game that's a combination of Satisfactory, Monster Hunter, and Armored core.
Where you manage a facility for Mechs that fight against giant Kaiju monsters. Gameplay is all management of resources, storage, and research. Eventually progressing to using salvaged Kaiju parts for mech and facility upgrades.
You just described metal gear solid peace walker
real
bruh imagine a pacific rim game like this
There aren't giant monsters in peace walker? but also yes
Yeeah. That would be a good setting for it with different teams of pilots coming in and out
I'd play that! As my favourite movie of all time which does not have a sequel at all
Also Shrek 2 is my other favourite movie
I know, you can see the correlation!
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I love randomizers!!
Got all 4 random vlads and the last one i'm pretty sure is the complexity 9 relic
And I'm just on complexity 1 which was holy glasses
Bat is my only fly movement so travelling through the 2nd castle sucks too :<
At least I don't have to worry for the combat
Lycanthrope preset so I have shield rod and found alucard's shield
And library had crissaegrim for 1.5k 
good news
really, REALLY good news
aspyre is actually remastering TR4, 5 and 6
and yeah - at first this might make me look like a hypocrite
cause i'm usually dunking on remakes
Her legacy lives on!
Play the next series of Tomb Raider adventures in this remastered collection of the Darkness Trilogy.
Pre-order Now!
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2525380/Tomb_Raider_IVVI_Remastered/
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angel of darkness
this game is infamous for being buggy as hell and being just... straight up unfinished
and THIS is precisely what i want from remakes/remasters/reeditions/re--whateverthehecks
giving games with potential that failed at launch another shot
fix it up, polish it a bit and maybe - just maybe - it's gonna turn out there was a great game hidden there all along
... this is also the period in TR history where publisher meddling took center stage and absurd boobage spilled over from their promo materials to games themselves 
it was a sad, sad period for tomb raider fans
i dont see a point to dunk on remakes/remasters that bring old games to modern consoles etc and make them more accesible to play for everyone
BUT
past this - TR4 is great (despite it's many flavs)
and angel of darkness had potential that i'm ready to see finally fully realized
oh yeah that's good
however if a remake comes along and has the audacity to be like "oh yeah we can do the same thing... but better than og devs" and starts changing the story, dialogue, voice acting, level design and so forth
nah miss me with that 💩
this is why im excited for MGS3 remake (cause it changes the only thing that changed all those years - the tech) and leaves the rest intact
while bashing SH2 remake for doing the stuff i described above instead of just porting the original game to modern hardware
with guy cihi and the pizza scene and janky combat
anyways - TR4 güd 
AOD - maybe it will be güd? 
and 5...
we don't talk about 5 
5 was phoned in so hard eidos is still paying those long-distance charges 
can't wait to see all those uncharted fans pogging at the OG train scene in 4 
have you played sh2r tho





