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dire condor
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He's nondescript.

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But Lilith's reaction in the moment was shocking and sold it.

fathom juniper
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handsome jack is a 7/10 villain with 13/10 acting

dire condor
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Yes, exactly.

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Dameon hecking Clarke.

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Jack one-shotting Roland and for the next hour or two of gameplay being absolutely deadly serious had me shook.

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Prior PCs are always OP, all four of them were during the course of BL2.

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The villain going "Okay, done playing now," and immediately following up on that is Vader-choking-Motti-type villainry.

fathom juniper
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why did this super experienced military dude just forget to bring the most basic gear AKA a freaking shield?
why couldn't he just pop back up at a new u station (which are canon btw - confirmed by a quest in 2, a few lines in tales and i think they even mention them in that crappy movie too PES_Lul )
why was everyone just standing there doing sweet nothing?
handsome jack had a shield - he was literally hiding in a magic shield bubble during the last bossfight
if handsome jack can just teleport in like that to backstab someone - why didn't he do that to any of the old crew while they were separated? it's not like he didn't want to kill them before - he did - he carpet-bombed an entire city just to get those og vault hunters

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i could seriously go on and on and on

dire condor
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It was the facility where he was holding Angel. Makes sense he's got a teleporter to her room.

fathom juniper
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nevermind the fact that both roland and lilith had their character completely swapped between games and their relationship had negative chemistry

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and then the game wanted me to be shocked

dire condor
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🤷‍♂️

analog wraith
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Bim's got a point

analog wraith
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Also why are Roland and Lilith even on Elpis anyway

signal kayak
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Yes
But don't expect a good story from 3
Other than that?
That's a lot of hours of fun and grinding that you can get on sale via Pandora's Box!

clear python
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HAHAHA i missed bim completing bl3

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All the time i thought ‚is he playing a different game?‘ and it was half-right, he was playing the dlcs :^)

lofty owl
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Why do people hate Mizora in BG3? She's hilarious!

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I flipping love how hammy the devils are in BG3

hybrid jetty
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I hate her, but she's also one of my favorite npcs lol

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very entertaining especially in act 3 when ||she basically moves into your camp uninvited||

lofty owl
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She's just so smug zaglol

dire condor
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Theseus is my favorite character in Hades, smug idiots are incredibly satisfying to beat.

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Even if they're smart.

fathom juniper
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Jonathan Ferguson, a weapons expert and Keeper of Firearms & Artillery at the Royal Armouries, breaks down the weaponry of F.E.A.R., including the devastating 10mm Penetrator, the ‘Mars Attacks’-like gun, the Type-7 Particle Weapon, and a cursed MP5 called the RPL, which really upset poor Jonathan.

00:00 - Intro
00:46 - AT-14 Pistol
02:44 - RPL...

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fathom juniper
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man
og dead space plays so well on the deck aPES2_HappySpin

fathom juniper
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AWESOME
I just had the dead space difficulty bug

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Halfway through the game it changed my difficulty from hard to medium and I can’t change it back

woven breach
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HA! Get... uh... worse!

analog wraith
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Apparently there's a lot of exploits for Echoes of Wisdom already. You can play as Link for the entire game apparently

Maybe after I complete the game I can do it on a new save file!

edgy sequoia
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Good luck me fellow worm 🐛

fathom juniper
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Oh Christ it’s the screaming wall tumors ™️ bit

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I hate those things

rustic falcon
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im watching a friend play the silent hill 2 remake

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its silent hill 2! and its very atmospheric and scary

clear python
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booba team redemption arc??

rustic falcon
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maybe so!

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its poorly optimized as of right now

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but everything else seems great, but i havent played much of the original

fathom juniper
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This thing finally came out ?

rustic falcon
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its the early access thingie

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it comes out in 2 days

fathom juniper
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So it basically out

fathom juniper
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BBQ flavored mars bar?

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For all the gore and blood in this game, this is still somehow the most disgusting thing in it DogKek

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Also - shoutout to that one spook in medical 2 FeelsClapMan

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Really good job

analog wraith
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I'd eat it

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Reminds me of like, a Jack Links beef bar

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Which is probably what they were aiming for

fathom juniper
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Dude
Have you seen THE CLOG from fear 2?

analog wraith
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Nope!

fathom juniper
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Gimme a minute

analog wraith
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I'D SMASH THAT!

fathom juniper
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same PES_Lul

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there's also that ad for a 10k calorie burger in ion fury
it's like 80 bucks and you have to sign a waiver when buying it lmao

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you know
i was too harsh on this game as a teenager

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being the oh so classy hipster i only played the most refined pieces of art, hmyes peepoNerd
and after finishing ds1 i was like "wow... it's nothing but gore and loud noises, psh pepeEyeRoll "

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and now after all those years im like
"wow - it's nothing but gore and loud noises!" PES_Happy

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and im only half-joking here

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man - i hope ds2 goes on sale this month

rustic falcon
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i thought you meant dark souls all this time

fathom juniper
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well the bossfights are kinda crap PES_Think

rustic falcon
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context i have heard of it

fathom juniper
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dark souls or dead space?

fathom juniper
rustic falcon
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no

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no dark souls either

fathom juniper
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i highly recommend it

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it's plays great on the steam deck
even better than kbm on pc

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and it's not all gore and loud noises

rustic falcon
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dead space really scared me as a child when i would watch those top 10 gaming videos

fathom juniper
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top 10 death scenes and such? PES_Lul

rustic falcon
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yeah probably

fathom juniper
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yeah i never looked at the tiny annoying headhumper enemy archetype the same way after dying to one in ds1

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but this time around i started appreciating the quiet moments more
and all the clever little design choices this game makes

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but yeah
isa spooky time

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the game is dirt cheap and runs great on the deck
i highly recommend getting it

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after F.E.A.R., of course peepoSmug2

rustic falcon
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pls

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i still have it downloaded

fathom juniper
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also - there's one more DS1 thing i want to talk about
the best spook so far that i... don't remember seeing during my frist playthrough all those years ago

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see this corridor? if you squint you might see a lady standing on the other end way tf over there 👉

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when i saw her i went "huh - that's odd - there's no npcs like that in the game, at least not outside scripted sequences" so i slowly walked over there
as i was walking there i could hear her crying
"oh yeah that's totally a necromorph - i'm gonna get jumped" i though
but i got there and no - i just saw her standing there and crying over an... empty bed? PES_Think

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i walked around and saw a - and get this - an exact same ragdoll on the ground, behind the bed

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like - the same model, same textures as this lady standing next to it

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and i honestly cannot tell if it was a bug or of it was planned but it freaked me tf out

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was... this a bug?
i really need to get someone who knows dead space and ask them that

twin yarrow
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it was.. not there

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i can't confirm it's a bug or not since it wasn't in the original

fathom juniper
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but...

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this is the original

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2008 release

twin yarrow
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i don't even remember any crying ladies

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and i beat the game like thrice or so

fathom juniper
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ok now this is really starting to freak me out

analog wraith
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ZOINKS!!

twin yarrow
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i only remember that one doctor who tried to make a surgery on a not very alive human and then slicing her own throat

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in that section

fathom juniper
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oh yeah that was scripted

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and it did that thing "we'll prevent the player from screwing this setpiece up by putting it behind bulletproof glass" thing

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which is this game's favorite trick

twin yarrow
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maybe memory is playing tricks on me as well

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you know, probably when you're absolutely sure there are no significant events in your life that you forgot, it's a sign that you indeed forgot a lot

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probably

fathom juniper
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ya know * smacks lips *

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all the medical audio logs in ds1 imply that all people affected by the marker start off by showing early signs of dementia

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just...
completely unrelated peepoSmug2

twin yarrow
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yeah

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literally two things i fear most in this universe

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black holes and losing memory

fathom juniper
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yeah...

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WAIT

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I FOUND IT

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warning: spooky stuff

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it's the exact same model
i was right!

twin yarrow
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oh, i see

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i paid no attention at the model

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that's why it didn't stay in memory

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maybe even if i did, i thought it's normal for games of that age

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you know, having many similar models

fathom juniper
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yeah but that felt too deliberate, you know?
like - they made this single, unique, one-of-a-kind npc
with animations, scripting, sounds and everything

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they would notice that they spawned it next to the exact same ragdoll

twin yarrow
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indeed

analog wraith
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Wait so she's crying over her own model?

fathom juniper
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yeah

analog wraith
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How peculiar

twin yarrow
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probably there's some kind of tragic story of twin sisters

fathom juniper
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it's probably one of the earliest hallucinations

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which is a thing people somehow missed PES_BoiStop

analog wraith
fathom juniper
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the fact that you're hallucinating crap all the time

twin yarrow
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maybe, but.. even with the stuff seen with them im not sure it can do that

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realistic hallucinations - yes

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of person never seen by you before - not sure

fathom juniper
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then how do you explain that one room where all the monitors look at you and follow you while playing static?

twin yarrow
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automatization

fathom juniper
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or the fact that some computers on the USG ishimura play a video of ||isaac's dead gf like she's still alive - which he believes||

twin yarrow
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but yeah, i know what room are you talking about

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and that is possible

fathom juniper
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see?
there's some cool stuff in this game!

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it's not all just gore and loud noises

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it's mostly gore and loud noises PES_Lul

twin yarrow
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there's also stomping

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lots of furious stomping

fathom juniper
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god i love the stomp PES_Lul

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at 60fps it makes all ragdolls go like aPES2_PoggersFastSpin

analog wraith
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I'd play more scary games if I wasn't such A BIG 🐈‍⬛️

twin yarrow
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ah, so the game have physics linked to fps as well

fathom juniper
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oh yeah

twin yarrow
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that explains why turning vertsinc on makes you walk and turn around so damn slowly

fathom juniper
twin yarrow
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that game made me turning vertsinc off everywhere for years

fathom juniper
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oh hey
discord finally embeds clips

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neat PES2_HmmmmThumbsUp

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well good news is that on the deck im using standard gamepad controls
so i don't have any issues aiming

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hell - i even mapped the mouse to the right trackpad and it's just oh so smooth

lofty owl
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Valve makes the best controllers

fathom juniper
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shame their first one sold like carp
but hey - at least that led us to the steamy deck

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i love this thing PES2_HmmmmThumbsUp

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  • sigh *
    alright, i see it
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put the fish reaction on it, go on PepeDontHaveTime

dire condor
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What if there was a game that's like a space shooter but it's reversed and you're playing as the boss?

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Basically bullet hell except you're the terrifyingly powerful boss destroying puny ships

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But not like vampire survivors because you wouldn't be running around and there probably wouldn't be literally thousands of enemies spawning per second

dire condor
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Like you're constantly sending out waves of attacks at an enemy whose hurtbox is way smaller than their sprite and you just hope you send out an unavoidable pattern?

dire condor
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Well also you're the Grim Reaper so all of the attacks would be like scythe sorta projectiles or some kind of deadly weapons. Also roguelite elements because I'm a little crazy and I love absolutely broken builds

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I've been extremely inspired by 20 Minutes Till Dawn, Vampire Survivors, Dead Cells and obviously Hades. But I've also been inspired by Undertale, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy (16), and anime like Dragon Ball and One Piece. Basically any game I make will be absolutely crazy in at least one way

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This reverse space shooter roguelite is gonna be a lot smaller than whatever else I make though lol I'm not that insane 😂

rustic falcon
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any pathologic fans here? 👀 excited for the announcement today

ocean iris
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Halo Studios (formerly 343 Industries) is an American video game developer located in Redmond, Washington, part of Xbox Game Studios. Headed by Pierre Hintze, the studio is responsible for the Halo series of military science fiction games, originally created and produced by Bungie, and is the developer of the Slipspace Engine. Originally named a...

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HOLY CRAP

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they changed their name

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yeah this is getting worse

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unreal engine? really?

fathom juniper
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oh man

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i was never a big fan of halo, but...
damn this sucks

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i'd be like id software changing name to "doom studio" and switching to unreal

clear python
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silent hill studios

fathom juniper
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that's...
that's a dark vision of the future right there

ocean iris
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oh yeah im uh

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borrowing

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silent hill 2 remake rn

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surprisingly its only 33 GB

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also ive been getting into panzer general type of games

fathom juniper
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i can't wait for die hard silent hill fans get to this game and tear it a new one

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i'm so sick and tired of those revisionist remakes that think they can do better than original creators

ocean iris
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cracking open a cold one and blitzkrieging some orks on armageddon

fathom juniper
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hey @ocean iris
gimme your 40k figurines

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i'm gonna remake them to suit the modern market better by slapping two crappy coats of pain on them!

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how does that sound?

fathom juniper
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also the project is gonna take twice as long as it did in the first place, cost 20 times more and im gonna sell it for premium again

ocean iris
fathom juniper
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am i wrong?

ocean iris
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nah

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im just chill rn

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im getting a bus at in like 40 min

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driving lessons, work on a project with a group mate, then hang out with some friends until 6 PM for the nursing lab

lofty owl
ocean iris
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well i heard okay things

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i heard its basically

fathom juniper
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by nature of being a remake

ocean iris
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silent evil: the last of restless dreams

fathom juniper
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oh don't get me wrong - it's gonna get all sorts of 8s and 9s from major publications like ign and...

ocean iris
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im waiting for atmospheric mods that add back the huge fog and darkens the tone

fathom juniper
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i don't even care enough about gaming media to name them all

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but we all know those numbers don't mean crap, right?

lofty owl
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But Dead Space!

ocean iris
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vanilla game aint foggy and dark enough tbh

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but holy crap am I excited for MGS Delta

lofty owl
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Maybe Myst: Riven too

fathom juniper
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see - this is an example of a good remake

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it's not trying to "improve" on deliberate creative and artistic decissions this game took
same VA, same music, same script, same dialogue, same cutscenes

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it's just improving on a thing that did change with time - technology

lofty owl
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Pokemon Firered and Leafgreen!

mystic wave
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Bayarlaa

fathom juniper
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New pathologic… thing ?

mystic wave
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Could always use more pathologic

dire condor
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I'm sorry, unreal, one of the best game engines for huge 3D games, is bad? you have weird opinions 🤔

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And like they said, their in-house engine was so crap it wasn't even viable to rework it, they were forced to switch

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And to put it simply: Unity has always been the really bad engine that barely works. My bro has been using unreal since like 2000, it's never been bad at all

fathom juniper
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Oh I could go on for hours about this but I’ve got better things to do

vale root
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started playing katana zero

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both my emotional state and my hands are broken

mystic wave
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Gamer!

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Katana zero is so good

vale root
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it is very good

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im going to get carpal tunnel

dire condor
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Unreal is much easier to use too, unity has so many random folders for stuff it can get confusing what you're even working on

ocean iris
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Unreal is just souless from how I saw devs use it

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Not all times but it usually dillutes the art direction

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Thankfully MGS Delta has a legacy filter

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Also taking the definitive Halo engine from Halo is crazy

dire condor
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A game engine is a tool. Give Thomas Keller a chef's knife and a pantry and he's going to do wonders. Give a 10-year-old the exact same set-up and you may get something edible.

ocean iris
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Why did art styles and identities stop existing after UE3 tho

like all of a sudden

dire condor
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...They didn't?

mystic wave
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Should have gotten an 11 year old instead

dire condor
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Hi-Fi Rush was developed on UE4.

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As was Dragonball FighterZ, hands down one of the most striking video games I've ever seen.

balmy mantle
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@hearty yarrow (moving off topic chat here) The chap I was talking to was a senior dev on the original world of Warcraft, and now runs a consulting company who go around and advise small game developers on how to scale up their teams and what sort of estimates of work and money they need. He had some very interesting insights and experiences to share.

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A lot of people looking to invest in indie developers are just fixated on finding the next Minecraft or similar.

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It didn't sound like a healthy relationship for developers.

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But he said that even when all of this goes well, only one in five games across the industry will pay for itself.

hearty yarrow
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Investor stuff is generally not very healthy lol

signal kayak
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Investing sounds like gambling

fathom juniper
hearty yarrow
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But it's a lot of like

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Gamble on product doing well and if it does well the money goes to the gambler instead of the people making it

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And some of the gamblers own the casino

ocean iris
fathom juniper
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Man
It’s actually fun watching this kind of argument from the sidelines aPES_LaptopPopcorn

dire condor
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One other thing! It's 2024 and Unity still has the graphical quality of a freaking 2013 game

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My brother has said to just completely forget about unity and go for one of the independent engines

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Within 5 years unity will probably no longer be an actually viable option for anyone doing 3D

balmy mantle
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Though for all the hype around it, Godot has still got a bunch of serious design issues. It needs at least another major release before I'd spend (waste?) my time with it again.

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I spent a month digging into Godot to see about building some internationalization support for something, and the code APIs, graphical APIs and stability are all seriously lacking.

signal kayak
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It does, the developer of One Step From Eden roasted Godot some time ago because of those design issues

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And the community manager responding to a troll causing the storm of dookie of the year certainly won't help Godot at all

dire condor
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Godot is the most popular one but there's also GDevelop and, honestly, much better independent engines out there

balmy mantle
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Any specific suggestions/recommendations?

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From my perspective as a software developer it feels like you can get a few good first steps without paying too much attention to core coding concepts and best practice, add a feature here and a feature there etc., but when those issues do bite you, they bite hard

dire condor
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I'm pretty new to game development but it seems like GDevelop might be the best that's particularly easy to get

vale narwhal
hybrid jetty
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woah

dire condor
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holy god

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I never played it but this is HUGE news

ocean iris
dire condor
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lmaooo

ocean iris
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like it absolutely terrified me when i was left home alone to the point id hide under a blanket

fathom juniper
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i was just thinking about getting ayylien on me deck

fathom juniper
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should i get ayylmao isolation?

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it's like 10 bucks on steam

rustic falcon
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Bachelor Daniil Dankovsky is a young doctor from the capital. His search for the secret of immortality brings him to a remote town, gripped by a mysterious plague that will destroy it in 12 days. Now it’s up to him to explore the town itself, its past, present, and future — to find answers to his numerous questions and try to stop the relentless...

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ocean iris
ocean iris
fathom juniper
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pathologic is one of those games that can only be made in eastern europe

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i should get into it

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i've had this series on my radar for a long time
and i know some things about it, but

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im just scared of all this walking PES_BoiStop

fathom juniper
ocean iris
fathom juniper
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mate
my first two pc games were diablo 1 and RE1 - which i played at the age of 6

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i'd be easier to name horror games i haven't played

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although i'll admit i did slightly lose interest in the genre in recent years

ocean iris
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so its literally a stealth game

fathom juniper
ocean iris
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also those are mere features

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i aint saying what other enemies you got

fathom juniper
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i love pain

ocean iris
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bro

fathom juniper
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but two ayyliens?
i haven't heard about that

ocean iris
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unlike dark souls, the alien cant be killed yet

mystic wave
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Wait till you hear about the third alien

hybrid jetty
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wait until you hear about the alien resurrections

fathom juniper
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wait till you hear about alienware

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now that's some scary sh-

dire condor
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Odin from Final Fantasy 16 could beat me up and I'd just be laying there begging him to kiss me

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Thor Godman: casually flirty with random characters

fathom juniper
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oh hey
thank you, random twitter post yoinked from a different discord server for reminding me of this
https://fxtwitter.com/cubedude_/status/1843000281589801106?s=19

im glad the sh2 remake is actually pretty good, but nobody is apologizing for having doubts when bloober team are the masterminds behind this

Quoting collect my lovikov balls (@Dreamboum)

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god i love this clip so much

clear python
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wow that streamer looks like a serial killer

fathom juniper
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Wait
Is there some deep jerma lore I don’t know about ?

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Some twitter drama ?

hybrid jetty
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Yeah
eight bodies but not evidence to make the charges stick

fathom juniper
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Eight bodies ?

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Amateur pepeEyeRoll

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WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?

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[spoilers for dead space]

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How is that a game over?

dire condor
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Haven't played the remake, but isn't ||her being dead prior to you even arriving on the Ishimura|| a pretty major lategame spoiler?

fathom juniper
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Have you played the og?

dire condor
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Been a long time, but yes.

fathom juniper
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Ok so you know the late game twist

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Yeah ||shes dead as… as dead as visceral games ron ||

dire condor
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Right, so your above spoiler is kinda like ||MGS3 Time Paradox stuff.||

fathom juniper
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But there’s one bit where ||she shows up and you can kinda sorta interact with her - that’s before the twist gets revealed ||

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And two necromorphs jump her

dire condor
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Which is ||in Isaac's head||, yes?

fathom juniper
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So I just…
Decided to do nothing and just enjoy this goofy animation show

fathom juniper
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But this?
This is just a blatant lie

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For shame, dead space

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-1 point

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This whole sequence was just some…
Arcadey looney toons crap dusa

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What the hell

lofty owl
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Ahh, I remember when Jerma was just Star's buddy

fathom juniper
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Who?

lofty owl
fathom juniper
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OH MY GOD I only just realized there’s a trick to the Screaming Wall Tumor Guys ™️

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I used to dump hundreds of plasma rounds into them

clear python
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damn, wall tumors? i remember metro 2033's last few hours filled with wall anuses

fathom juniper
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Prey 2006 has interactive wall anuses

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They’re doors in this game

clear python
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h*ell yeah

fathom juniper
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Side note

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Is it just me or did all the scares get way, way cheaper in chapters 7 and 8?

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It’s like the horror side of dead space is kinda running out of steam

drowsy berry
mystic wave
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Oooh

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My friend just shared pic of their cool fight stick

drowsy berry
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ooo nice

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i haven’t tried arcade shmups but there might be a ROM i can find in street fighter 6, i just played their Final Fight ROM a couple weeks ago and got that classic beat em up experience

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the classic arcade experience probably would’ve been a lot more infuriating if i actually i had to pay quarters though 😅

dire condor
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Anyone play Isaac here?

fathom juniper
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I am

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Isaac Dead Space ron

signal kayak
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I've played a bit of TBOI

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Base game, btw

lost igloo
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"because you either Tekkan or Tekkan't"
Tekken isn't spelt that way...
"I don't Tekkare"

fathom juniper
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Like

signal kayak
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You pulling my leg?

fathom juniper
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I genuinely don’t know who the boi is

clear python
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The Bears Of the Ingdom

woven breach
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The Brotherhood of Indianapolis

fathom juniper
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THE BINDING OF ISAAC

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oh my god

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I need more coffee

mystic wave
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BOI

clear python
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The Bast of Ius

ocean iris
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For the first time in its storied legacy, John Marston’s beloved journey can be experienced on PC in stunning, new detail, with both Red Dead Redemption and its iconic zombie-horror companion story, Undead Nightmare, arriving to PC on October 29.

In collaboration with Double Eleven, this new version adds PC-specific enhancements including nativ...

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

rustic falcon
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damn

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u know its gonna be like 70 dollars tho

woven breach
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most likely

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and the project was probably outsourced to an third party team that doesn't have the source code and a tight schedule

ocean iris
signal kayak
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Am I reading, "yoink"?

fathom juniper
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Well that’s gonna be a good purchase on the bay

vale bone
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Yo

hearty yarrow
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I consider alan wake 1 an indie

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2 half-ish

rustic falcon
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so what are some of yalls favorite games
lets say top 5

hearty yarrow
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They're a small studio

vale bone
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What are your fav ig indies

hearty yarrow
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Oneshot really good

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Cassette Beasts

rustic falcon
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i had oneshot but i just got the new edition

vale bone
rustic falcon
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and havent played either of them...

hearty yarrow
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Divinity original sin 2 should count even with bg3 being so big they were deffo more indie then

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Baba is you

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The Beginner's Guide

rustic falcon
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no way lol i was just abt to talk about it

hearty yarrow
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Risk of rain 2 as well

rustic falcon
#

what an incredible game

hearty yarrow
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Beginner's Guide is one of my top of all time experiences

rustic falcon
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there r my top 5

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loosely

hearty yarrow
rustic falcon
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shilling backloggd aga

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hey,.

hearty yarrow
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:)

rustic falcon
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one step ahead of me...

hearty yarrow
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My top 5 is pretty malleable but diablo and beginner's guide are staying there forever

rustic falcon
hearty yarrow
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Oh hey you can display those ratings differently huh

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I've just accepted the gaps lol

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I use .5 cause this scale has no 0

rustic falcon
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if you have any half stars there will be gaps

hearty yarrow
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Ah

vale bone
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Super Mario Galaxy, Terraria, Hollow Knight, Lego Batman 2, Wizard101

hearty yarrow
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Explains

vale bone
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I tried to include a variety which hits nostalgia + fun + time spent

hearty yarrow
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436 backlogged games lmao

rustic falcon
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excited to see these .5s once my browser loads

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yeah.... 😔

brave sky
rustic falcon
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if only i played video games!

vale bone
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I never got into ror2 but I played it a bunch with friends. I get the appeal, but ig it didn't click enough to get invested

hearty yarrow
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Simply dont play the gearbox update

rustic falcon
#

beyond two souls in .5 LOL deserved

hearty yarrow
#

Worst of all time contender

dire condor
#

I used to play ror 1 but it's pretty bad on Xbox

rustic falcon
hearty yarrow
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Beyond two souls is ironically one of the moust soulless experiences I've ever had

dire condor
#

Returns should be ported to consoles because that's pretty much the only worthwhile version of ror 1

hearty yarrow
#

Prey's a hot take there, I barely know the rest

dire condor
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At least like 10 years after original release

rustic falcon
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nah prey is 5 stars iirc

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this is their prop hunt dlc

hearty yarrow
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Oh

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Ye that'd be bad

rustic falcon
#

dead on arrival but at least it has some cool vr stuff with the same dlc

hearty yarrow
#

I gotta play wandersong

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A long time friend of mine has a wandersong char as their pfp

rustic falcon
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its very whimsical and cute

vale bone
#

If club penguin isn't in your top 5 you should be ashamed

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(I'm ashamed)

hearty yarrow
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Keep telling myself to play pathologic as a literature and game studies student

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Keep realizing my adhd will hate this game

vale bone
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What is game studies, like what do you learn

rustic falcon
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i still havent finished patho2 but i love the series a lot

hearty yarrow
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I never played club penguin

hearty yarrow
rustic falcon
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i think i played club penguin when i was so young i had to lie about my age (genuinely dont do that kids)

hearty yarrow
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Like it can be as simple as why do you at some point stop playing stuff how do kids immerse in that world of like cops and robbers or tag and whatnot and others do not

dire condor
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I never got to play club penguin because I wasn't allowed to have a computer or be online until I was 15. Screw you Super Christian parents!!

hearty yarrow
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But also like what do video games do to our brains and our skillsets

next patio
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I got introduced to club oenguin by my parents

hearty yarrow
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In my case it was literary focused, how do games tell stories (differently to other forms of media)

dire condor
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My parents would literally throw a temper tantrum if I did anything on a computer

hearty yarrow
#

Specializing in historical (video) game studies, how do games represent history and what does that do with our perception of history

twin yarrow
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i've heard about club penguin when the game i was interested in was called a ripoff of it

next patio
hearty yarrow
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I hold a Master's degree in english literature and culture with a master thesis in that field

dire condor
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Also wasn't it like dead by 2012? Cuz that's when I was 15

twin yarrow
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probably, google still can describe better what Shararam is than me.. i've seen it birth and decay

rustic falcon
twin yarrow
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when i still was under 20

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i was a moderator there actually.. and got forever disappointed in humanity

hearty yarrow
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Hope that answered your Q professorW lmao

vale bone
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Ya it did

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Interesting...

hearty yarrow
dire condor
vale bone
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I love game dev but that's a specific subfield which is interesting

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Sorta could lead to game design jobs, journalism, reviewing

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So many avenues

hearty yarrow
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I liie game devving and design, did a game design course at uni which was fun

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Yea

dire condor
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I love that maybe by this time next year I will have made my first game

hearty yarrow
#

I mean I do archiving at government now LOL

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But ye journalism is an avenue from there too

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And the game industry as a whole

dire condor
#

Game dev is awesome because at this point in technology, pretty much anyone can do it

hearty yarrow
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I'm more a musician than a game dev I play guitar and sing :P

dire condor
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Case in point: I know absolutely nothing about coding but there are programs that work on like blocks

dire condor
hearty yarrow
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Together we form a confused band

rustic falcon
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esp walks

dire condor
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I'm gonna be calling my game studio or whatever Pure Evil Games because well I'm crazy

rustic falcon
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but a change of scenery is always nice as well

dire condor
#

I love walks but I actually have a fear of being in public areas, especially if there's people

twin yarrow
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it's always like that, at first you have no intention to leave even your room, more so than house, but when you have to and come back, you feel so refreshed

rustic falcon
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i understand you, i used to be extremely agoraphobic and could barely go outside without being like, very scared and worried

dire condor
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It's hilarious though because I also have a little bit of claustrophobia so I'm constantly like "Aaah! Why am I here?!"

twin yarrow
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can relate.. im still a bit nervous in open fields and on high floors

dire condor
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I am afraid of a lot of things...

twin yarrow
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to the point i was afraid of some missions in dead space 2

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cause, you know, speis

rustic falcon
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oh im like really scared of water in video games. i probably mentioned it a bajillion times before

dire condor
#

I should never be in a skyscraper because I will actually have an accident and probably have a 4 day panic attack

rustic falcon
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but irl its probably fine

hearty yarrow
dire condor
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Also I can't swim

hearty yarrow
rustic falcon
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i was in a very tall building recently, its just intimidating

twin yarrow
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megalophobia is real guys

dire condor
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I got pressured into going out into the water by like a dock maybe 7 years ago but I went out too far. I turned around to get back to shore but I turned too fast and I slipped and fell backwards. I was completely submerged and I sink like a rock. I was pretty much one step from drowning. Now here's where it gets bad. I thought I was over this, but like 2 and a half months ago I was taking a nap and I had a flashback and literally shook myself awake. I was sweating and crap. I. HATE. WATER.

rustic falcon
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You escaped jail and managed to make it to Ashenridge, but at what cost? Build your farm, fish and mine, and explore the unknowns of a strange, ancient town all while romancing the secretive local townsfolk. Just make sure you stop the supernatural murders before it’s too late… in GRAVE SEASONS, an all-new murder mystery farming sim RPG!

Release Date

To be announced

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dire condor
#

Another funny thing is I'm terrified of spiders but I'm in love with Spider-Man

robust wigeon
rustic falcon
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ikr lol im looking forward to it

dire condor
#

wow that's definitely a wild ride

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My favorite part is where it's like "You can build a farm but you can also seduce your neighbors"

twin yarrow
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so, basically, another starduvalley

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looks neat

dire condor
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i don't know why stardew valley didn't like immediately start a huge farm sim boom. I mean we got some but really?

rustic falcon
#

it definitely did, but also i dont like when everything is compared to it 😮‍💨

dire condor
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I mean we got maybe 40 farm sims as a result of it, nowhere near what I thought was gonna happen. I thought everyone was gonna go nuts and make over 100

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Especially since popular YouTubers were playing it

twin yarrow
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making a farmsim is not easy, it's about economics mostly

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and pleasant atmosphere

dire condor
#

well true but that won't stop people from making crap clones

twin yarrow
#

how much we can name that were successful? two or three maybe

rustic falcon
#

i feel like if someone is going to go ahead and make a game, they probably put passion into it even if it seems "not as good as the other game"

dire condor
#

I'm not specifically talking about really good games, just like the overall thing

dire condor
#

my god i have seen some utter trash on mobile that's just a way to force ads every 5 minutes

lofty owl
#

Young people are so easy to radicalize shadesmile

dire condor
#

Uhhh I'm completely correct though because that did happen. And this was like almost 20 years ago, definitely not recently. And no what I said isn't wrong, I was literally raised by super christians bro I think I know what they are

lofty owl
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What I'm saying is that it's pretty tactless to imply "Christian" = "moron"

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It's about as nice and nuanced as calling every Muslim a Samsung Galaxy Note 7

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Which is not to invalidate any suffering you might have experienced from people who may or may not actually understand the Christ

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Definitely don't wanna come off dismissively shadefear Especially because it's a real freaking problem, especially in North America

dire condor
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I have great friends who are regular Christians. Super Christians is the term for those that force the religion down people's throats and will actually call the cops on people for like drinking a beer when they're older than 21

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Super Christians are basically just any Christian who thinks they are automatically better than you because they're Christian

lofty owl
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I see, I see. I'm not entirely sure the distinction is immediately obvious to strangers though (myself included)

dire condor
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I mean idk it's been going around on like Facebook and Reddit for years, I just recognized that my family is pretty much that

lofty owl
#

Regardless of its incumbency, I wonder if it's actually a very useful term. It's pretty close to what a lot of people mistake as "Christians", for one. I suppose a good test would be to run it by your friends

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Syntactically, it could just be read as "Christian, but even moreso"

jovial spade
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Hey all, this conversation has been pretty civil, but please remember to read & accept others' experiences in good faith. Packrat, I understand where you're coming from, but their message didn't imply anything about their parents being moronic, just restrictive.

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I encourage further in-depth discussion around religion & language within private servers or DMs, but this likely won't be a very productive place to dive into it.

lofty owl
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Politely disagree about the tone of the message given how similar syntax is used (ex: "screw you, Dad 🙄"), but will definitely stop since it seems like a good stopping point anyway and this isn't a debate server

jovial spade
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I appreciate it - please understand, a stranger on the internet is allowed to have any relationship with their parents that they choose.

lofty owl
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Well, yes. It's just that I'd rather I not be dragged into said relationship by virtue of what I hold dear which despite being called the same name may or may not actually be the same thing

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I am very, very tired of the associations

dire condor
#

Me saying "screw you" isn't calling my parents morons, it's literally saying I'm mad at them

lofty owl
#

I totally understand now that that wasn't your intent, but please understand: the meaning of your words is a bit different than what you meant to say. But lets not continue here (should you actually want to continue LOL)

dire condor
#

Uh no I actually think and choose my words man and none of that meant morons

lofty owl
#

And I'm adept enough at English that I can get people into college and medical school by fixing up their essays. But again, lets go elsewhere

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DMs, please

dire condor
#

Yeah I'm not talking to some idiot that claims to be good at English but can't even tell the difference between saying "screw you" and calling someone a moron

lofty owl
#

Well, ok

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That's fine, I guess 🤷

atomic echo
#

Does anyone here know of a good written beginners guide for frostpunk

analog wraith
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No!

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And even then it looks like a fun game for me but sounds waaaay too complex 😩

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I need something LIKE Frostpunk but for a dumb dumb like me

lofty owl
#

Frostpunk seems so, so stressful

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Lemme see if my friend who recommended said stressful game to me has a guide on hand

signal kayak
#

Frostpunk in a nutshell
You're going to starve or freeze or get steamed alive

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For what I know, runs are usually decided at the beginning

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If you have a strong start, you'll likely win

twin yarrow
#

people have nothing to eat? let's make the law for the people to make as many kids as possible

#

it's almost russia simulator

lofty owl
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LOL! You actually got a good laugh out of me with that. Thank you!

signal kayak
#

It's perfectly possible to finish with no deaths and respecting human rights at all times, for what I read

twin yarrow
#

maybe at easier difficulties

signal kayak
#

Even at the hardest difficulty

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But I dare not give any tips because I don't own the game, let alone know how to play it well

twin yarrow
#

well, i'd not question that

analog wraith
#

So is it like, an RTS?

twin yarrow
#

it's possible to beat sans undertale without deaths as well

signal kayak
#

It very much is an RTS

#

With survival as the main worry

mystic wave
#

frostpunk is too large scale so go pathologic you only have to worry about controlling 1 character GETALOADOFTHISEMOTE

signal kayak
#

Not sure if it applies to all scenarios, but at the end, the mother of all blizzards strikes

#

It's cold to the point that carbon dioxide freezes solid

twin yarrow
#

speaking of

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i think i finally grow tired of oxygen not included
which is good, bc i spend almost three months playing it

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now i can waste time in something else

analog wraith
#

Like say Peglin?

rustic falcon
#

if this child under my care dies of the plague i am uninstalling never to play again

analog wraith
#

Like uuuuh This War of Mine? Are kids in that?

lofty owl
#

Yes

analog wraith
#

Thought as much!

lofty owl
#

They can be little goobers, but darn if they're not precious anyway shadegrief

mystic wave
#

nooo alma come back!

rustic falcon
#

huh whuh

#

theyre so precious to me 🥺

#

especially grumpy in the middle

mystic wave
rotund umbra
#

it's such a "I'll just play for an hour" "4 hours later" game

twin yarrow
#

more like "40 hours later"

fathom juniper
#

Hey guys what’s going o-

#

JAYSUS
What the hell happened here ?

#

Anyways
I just finished dead space 1 for the first time in like…
10 years?

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And I need @signal kayak In here

signal kayak
#

WHO DARETH PING- oh, hello

fathom juniper
#

Hi PES3_Wave

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I’ve got a question about the ending

signal kayak
#

Is it gonna be canon? Very, positively, likely

fathom juniper
#

I guess?
Anyway

#

WHERE TF WAS KENDRA!?

signal kayak
#

Whodat?

fathom juniper
#

Like - in chapter 11 she goes all like ||haha I’m the traitor and now I’m gonna take this space shuttle with the marker and sail off!||

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And then you can bring it back with remote control and she goes all like aPES2_AngeryDistort

#

You bring it back, get in and fly to that planet

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And she’s nowhere to be seen

#

Where tf was she?

signal kayak
#

Why do you ping me to ask me about Dead Space? 😂

fathom juniper
#

Wait

#

Didn’t you finish it like 3 times or something ?

signal kayak
#

No?

fathom juniper
#

Or did I mix you up with someone else

#

Crap

twin yarrow
#

probably me

fathom juniper
#

My bad lmao

#

VOLUS

#

WHERE TF WAS SHE!?

signal kayak
#

You did, what I did finish to my dismay was BL3's story

twin yarrow
#

that's a good question, since i never thought about that much

#

there are two.. okay, three possibilities

fathom juniper
#

She does come back later on and goes like ||haha! You better watch that video till the end||

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But like…

twin yarrow
#

either there was a second spacecraft somewhere, that was not mentioned

fathom juniper
#

You were just on that shuttle
The one I stole… from you?

twin yarrow
#

or she was hiding in the shuttle somewhere

#

going quiet, maybe in hope to trick you and get out

#

or it's an oversight from script writers

fathom juniper
twin yarrow
#

i'd prefer second option

fathom juniper
#

The second option is just dumb

lofty owl
#

I was thinking that maybe the ||Marker ate her somehow|| (I watched a Let's Play)

fathom juniper
#

Well the hive mind did
But that was later

twin yarrow
#

you know like they say, "if it's dumb but it works, it's not dumb"

fathom juniper
#

Yeah but it doesn’t work PES_Lul

twin yarrow
#

there's also a fourth one, Kendra was never down there, and the whole sequence with true video message is another hallucination

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but i don't really like that one

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for many reasons

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starting with "it's a hallucination" is too lame explanation

fathom juniper
#

I’d say it’s just an oversight

#

To what is still a pretty neat little story

#

Still - what a game elmorise

#

It ain’t perfect
The pacing kinda craps the racing car bed around chapter 7

twin yarrow
#

i'd say, it's one of those which shape the industry

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and genres

fathom juniper
#

But still - it’s a neat little spookfest PES2_HmmmmThumbsUp

#

Yeah
And it wouldn’t exist without RE4

#

I’m still mad about that difficulty bug though aPES2_AngeryDistort

#

I was too harsh to it as a teenager

#

I didn’t appreciate all the cool stuff this game did back in the day

lofty owl
#

You're playing the remake, right? Does KBM work properly?

fathom juniper
#

Nope - it’s the og

#

I’m not gonna pay premium for a game I already own to run at half the frame rate PES_Lul

#

Also - I was playing it on a steam deck

#

So standard gamepad controls with mouse cursor mapped to the right trackpad

lofty owl
#

Thanks! I'd heard that the original has problems with...mouse acceleration or something like that

fathom juniper
#

Oh yeah
Kbm controls on the og port are …

#

Well they’re a bit borked

twin yarrow
#

mouse acceleration was indeed broken, and affected by vsync for some reason

fathom juniper
#

Yeah

fathom juniper
#

I love this clip PES_Lul

#

But yeah - if you play it on a controller then most of your problems are gone

#

All you have to do is lock it to 60fps or below and that’s it

#

Anywho

#

My buddy just got an oled steam deck and we combined our libraries

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And wouldn’t you know it - he has dead space 2 elmorise

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Can’t wait for the real time eye surgery gameplay

twin yarrow
#

from what i know about irl eye surgery, game implementation is less scary

signal kayak
#

aaaaaaand that's enough internet for today MelGrin

fathom juniper
#

Oh you haven’t seen the eye surgery minigame? PES_Lul

#

That’s not even in the top 10 most disturbing scenes this series has to offer

signal kayak
#

I know it's there, no I'm not watching that, you do

fathom juniper
#

Have you seen the head grabber death animation ?

signal kayak
#

Look, I'm really not into horror games 😅

rustic falcon
#

i come back from watching my friend play silent hill 2 remake and well. it rules

fathom juniper
#

It’s Güd PES2_HmmmmThumbsUp

signal kayak
#

Besides Warframe, which is very much not a horror game and has gone from a coop hero shooter into a parkour coop hero shooter into a musou of the above with snippets of other genres because yes

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Anyways

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I'm thinking of getting two games this month that are adequate for Halloween but are not horror games
What are your picks?

fathom juniper
#

Oh no
OOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

#

So in DS1 your health pack was bound to X, right?

#

X, left was for health
B, right was for stasis

#

Now in DS2 your health is on B

#

they swapped it PES_BoiStop

fathom juniper
#

Oh this is gonna screw with my muscle memory so hard

rustic falcon
#

bioshock moment

#

they swapped the harvest and save buttons between 1 and 2

fathom juniper
#

YOURE USING YOUR LEFT HAND WITH THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON! PES_Rage

#

Anyways

rustic falcon
#

also monster prom if you have friends to play it with. its hilarious

fathom juniper
signal kayak
#

That's one game on my list

fathom juniper
#

It’s good!

signal kayak
#

Yup, a classic

#

If it was available for PS4/PS5 in physical, I'd add Have a Nice Death

fathom juniper
#

You too aPES_Salute

rustic falcon
rustic falcon
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Price

$32.00

Recommendations

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Metacritic

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no idea why the embed is saying its 32 dollars

lofty owl
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Get outta mah backlog!

analog wraith
twin yarrow
fathom juniper
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Surprising no one

fathom juniper
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Welp

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My boss just got dooted on by my steam deck dusa

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Which…
Sure is a sentence I wasn’t expecting to type heee

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*here

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I’m not singing thriller

signal kayak
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(nervously hee hees)

fathom juniper
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Yeah I had my steam deck in my break room and he was like “yo lemme play something”
“Sure”
I had ds2 on and he played for a bit and then tried to put it to sleep

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So anyways I’m looking for a new job FeelsAdultMan

signal kayak
fathom juniper
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Aw man

#

They removed the spooky settings menu Easter egg from ds2

fathom juniper
#

Quick question about ds2

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HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET A GAME THIS GOOD LOOKING AND SO INTERACTIVE TO RUN ON A 360!?

#

Um
@twin yarrow ?

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What the hell is this ?

#

Tf am I supposed to do with all this?

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It’s all feee too, I think

twin yarrow
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that's new

#

some kind of additional effect system?

fathom juniper
#

Dude there’s like 10 free dlc suits

#

I’m literally watching a fashion show now just to get to the standard engi suit

#

I just moved all guns to the safe…
… three guns at a time

#

And now I’m watching Isaac playing dress up’s

#

Buzz lightyear from wish

twin yarrow
#

kekw

fathom juniper
#

Holy carp this game is pretty

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I’ve seen worse looking 8th gen games, seriously

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I’m…
Not really feeling the spooks tho

lofty owl
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No, you're pretty

jagged tide
#

packrat decided to try a more direct approach

fathom juniper
ocean iris
fathom juniper
#

Yeah and ds1 had that too

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But in dead space everything is like that

#

Also the only borderlands game that didn’t have garbage inventory system was 1

#

It was ugly as sin but at least it freaking worked

#

THOSE EXPLODY GUYS CAN GIB ME AT HALF HEALTH NOW!?

#

Dude this is insane
The production value on this thing poggies

#

I used to… hate this game

#

Oh this is soooo good elmorise

#

How the hell did they do this on a freakin 360?

analog wraith
#

Cos it's a 360!

fathom juniper
#

Dude this is so impressive

lusty pendant
#

Nintendo announces Alarmo, a sound alarm clock (English trailer added): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMqWTkgDt6A&ab_channel=NintendoofAmerica

Available for early access purchase to paid Switch Online members today on My Nintendo Store and at NY Store ($99.99) https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/nintendo-sound-clock-alarmo-1213…

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oh hey this is cute- One Hundred Dollars

fathom juniper
#

A 100 buttsmacking burgerbucks…
For an alarm clock?

lusty pendant
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There's apparently a sensor that wakes you up in an optimal time frame but I recall that being in phone apps for a while

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Well... The motion sensor used in this device detects a sleeper's movements, and there are certain body movements that they make just before waking up. From an early stage, we thought that if we could get this sensor to detect the timing of these movements, people could use it to help themselves wake up feeling refreshed

fathom juniper
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So wait
According to this tweet
I have to own switch online subscription
And along with it - a Nintendo switch
Only to then have the privilege of…
Preordering an alarm clock for a 100 bucks
Only for it to bing-bing-wahoo at me first thing in the morning?

mystic wave
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quick, find some alarm clock patents we can use on them

lusty pendant
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the switch online lets you buy it now but everyone can buy it eventually. I think

fathom juniper
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Guys
Hear me out here

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I’m playing dead space 2 right now
And I have to say - the Sprawl Station feels like a less of a cyberpunk dystopia than this trailer

lusty pendant
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it should sync to pokemon sleep at the minimum imo

fathom juniper
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Yeah
I give this thing…
A day

fathom juniper
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Before we start seeing memes about people making it go ding ding ding ding ding ding ding first thing in the morning

lusty pendant
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DIY nintendo alarm clock:

  1. Get alarm clock phone app that has the motion detection thing
  2. Download bunch of nintendo music you like
  3. Load music into app
  4. profit
fathom juniper
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It’s like they tried to out-Sony Sony

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Yeah and get sued into oblivion at step 2 lmao

lusty pendant
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they're trying to pull the Apple $70 wheels and $1000 monitor stand

fathom juniper
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Yeah

lusty pendant
lusty pendant
fathom juniper
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Dunno what it is even

lusty pendant
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fire emblem heroes is the fire emblem gacha phone game

fathom juniper
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Ah

lusty pendant
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when you open the game it goes "Fire emblem. Heroes"

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but one of the voices yells it really loud

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like Fire Emblem!! HEROES

fathom juniper
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This is a dumb product even for Nintendo standards

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And they made the wiiu and virtual boye

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wtf PES_BoiStop

fathom juniper
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it’s one of those

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It’s one of them…

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Ah man what’s it called again

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Oh - right

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A FREAKING ALARM CLOCK!

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It comes free with every phone made after 1998

analog wraith
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Oh I found it

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The motion one, you facetious end

fathom juniper
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You can even put sounds that aren’t related to nintendos nostalgia factory

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Like some actual music or whatever

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Dude imagine if Sony or valve did such a thing
We would never hear the end of it

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But somehow here it’s just people saying oh that’s so nintendo

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Why do I need a console and it’s online ransom to preorder an alarm clock for a 100 bucks?

analog wraith
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Yeah I'm not getting one. There was a Spyro shirt I really wanted to but it was like £36

I know I love Spyro but that's too much lol

fathom juniper
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And why does it have to connect to the internet to bing-bing-wahoo at me ?

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Oh hey would you look at that

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I freakin called it again

analog wraith
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Oh it doesn't need to use the internet

lusty pendant
analog wraith
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I hope it works is the thing

lusty pendant
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well if it doesn't you can always fall back on the Nintendo dusa

analog wraith
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I'm not being woken up by Mario!

lofty owl
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Wahoo!

signal kayak
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Hallo! It's a-me, Mario! Woohoo!

lusty pendant
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The Nintendo alarm clock could have been a good labo thing imo

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minus the sensor just a clock with buttons

drowsy berry
ocean iris
lofty owl
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I wanna see KiwiCo and Nintendo Labo fight

hearty yarrow
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A lot of these nintendo things like labo or alarm clocks are funny to me

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I'm more confused by people buying it than the product existing

fathom juniper
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Yeah

ocean iris
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god damn CARDBOARD

hearty yarrow
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I mean people bought it

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Idk what to say about it cause in terms of the goal of the product (make profit) it worked

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It's just merch

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Like why is cardboard the line

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Is there a real line to draw between interactive merch toy with cardboard and one made of plastic

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Plastic merch figurine of character from franchise fine, cardboard merch ridiculous or smth

balmy mantle
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At least cardboard ending up in a hole in the ground in 6 months is better than plastic.

fathom juniper
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wtf is this price ?

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Wait

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It says 4,99 now

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It used to be 5600 bucks

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I’m not crazy

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Maybe it’s me who’s PES_Baked

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Wait even 4.99 is wrong cause it’s supposed to be free

rotund umbra
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0 for me

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from 4,99

fathom juniper
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wtf is going on

hearty yarrow
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Interesting

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Some sort of embed failure?

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Could it be the -100% that does it

hearty yarrow
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I don't think there is a singular winner

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Not in the way both are produced at the moment

analog wraith
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Can't say no to a free game!

fathom juniper
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Inb4 you buy a 5 grand gatcha lmao

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By accident

analog wraith
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I like gatcha!

fathom juniper
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oh hey

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doom 2 is turning 30 today

fathom juniper
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Holy crap this is so much harder than ds1

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OH MY GOD they did it again

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It’s the Spencer manor west wing

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This layout is like the 0451 for spooky games
Re1 and remake had this
Republique had it
And now ds2

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And probably some other games too

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Man - this game is great!
But boi is it ever kicking my ass

fathom juniper
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Oh my god I got jumpscared so hard I almost dropped my deck

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Bloody hell
Good job FeelsClapMan

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That setup was masterful

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@twin yarrow the goddamn ||church of unitology ambush||

twin yarrow
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ah, the famous

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one of the.. few locations that brings horror part back

fathom juniper
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Oh yeah

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Earlier I was complaining it didn’t have enough spooks

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And boy did that monkeys paw have some plans for me

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I don’t remember when was the last time I was swearing so much while playing a single player game

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And speaking of swearing

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Can you see anything out of the ordinary on this pic ?

twin yarrow
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hmm, don't think so

fathom juniper
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Ok

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where in the f- is my plasma cutter?

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Look at the first slot
Up arrow
It’s empty

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I have it in my inventory
I have ammo for it

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But quick select is empty and Isaac is just standing there empty handed

twin yarrow
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eh?

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lol

fathom juniper
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Oh my god it’s completely borked

twin yarrow
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can he shoot still?

fathom juniper
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Nope

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Yeah I was hoping for some finger guns like PES_Cool

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But nah

twin yarrow
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when did you have it last time?

fathom juniper
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Before the setpiece at the end of the church chapter

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Then that big necro jumped me
I did the setpiece
And now I’m chapter 6 and it’s gone

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And my last save was like an hour ago

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Oh I’m getting the mads

twin yarrow
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maybe you've dropped it somewhere

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just wild guessing

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it couldn't just evaporate

fathom juniper
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It did
I’m literally looking at it in my inventory right now

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It’s still here

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Oh god
I think I know what’s going on
And it’s even worse PES_BoiStop

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Aaaaaaaand now I’m stuck in an endless loading loop

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Awesome

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ok i got it fixed aPES2_AngeryDistort

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is there a single dead space game that doesn't have borderline game-breaking glitches @twin yarrow ?

twin yarrow
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i thought 2nd doesn't, but nah

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idk about third though

fathom juniper
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im not gonna play ds3 PES_Lul

lost igloo
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Ok, late night idea for the day.
A game that's a combination of Satisfactory, Monster Hunter, and Armored core.
Where you manage a facility for Mechs that fight against giant Kaiju monsters. Gameplay is all management of resources, storage, and research. Eventually progressing to using salvaged Kaiju parts for mech and facility upgrades.

fathom juniper
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You just described metal gear solid peace walker

ocean iris
lost igloo
lost igloo
analog wraith
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Also Shrek 2 is my other favourite movie

I know, you can see the correlation!

next patio
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And I'm just on complexity 1 which was holy glasses

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Bat is my only fly movement so travelling through the 2nd castle sucks too :<

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At least I don't have to worry for the combat

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Lycanthrope preset so I have shield rod and found alucard's shield

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And library had crissaegrim for 1.5k zaglol

fathom juniper
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good news

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really, REALLY good news

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aspyre is actually remastering TR4, 5 and 6

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and yeah - at first this might make me look like a hypocrite
cause i'm usually dunking on remakes

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angel of darkness
this game is infamous for being buggy as hell and being just... straight up unfinished

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and THIS is precisely what i want from remakes/remasters/reeditions/re--whateverthehecks
giving games with potential that failed at launch another shot

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fix it up, polish it a bit and maybe - just maybe - it's gonna turn out there was a great game hidden there all along

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... this is also the period in TR history where publisher meddling took center stage and absurd boobage spilled over from their promo materials to games themselves PES_Facepalm

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it was a sad, sad period for tomb raider fans

rustic falcon
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i dont see a point to dunk on remakes/remasters that bring old games to modern consoles etc and make them more accesible to play for everyone

fathom juniper
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BUT
past this - TR4 is great (despite it's many flavs)
and angel of darkness had potential that i'm ready to see finally fully realized

fathom juniper
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however if a remake comes along and has the audacity to be like "oh yeah we can do the same thing... but better than og devs" and starts changing the story, dialogue, voice acting, level design and so forth

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nah miss me with that 💩

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this is why im excited for MGS3 remake (cause it changes the only thing that changed all those years - the tech) and leaves the rest intact
while bashing SH2 remake for doing the stuff i described above instead of just porting the original game to modern hardware

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with guy cihi and the pizza scene and janky combat

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anyways - TR4 güd PES2_HmmmmThumbsUp
AOD - maybe it will be güd? PES_Think
and 5...

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we don't talk about 5 PES_Lul

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5 was phoned in so hard eidos is still paying those long-distance charges KEKW

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can't wait to see all those uncharted fans pogging at the OG train scene in 4 PES_Lul

rustic falcon
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have you played sh2r tho