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fathom juniper
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and im flying with the 444th squadron again aPES2_Cheer

sand sleet
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Swedish warplanes are the prettiest imo

fathom juniper
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isn't it weird that most of them are made by the same company that makes crappy mom vans?

fathom juniper
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OH MY GOD

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i gotta try this game
this looks absolutely hilarious

toxic cosmos
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I've seen this clip the other day, the bonk is just chef's kiss

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I've also seen some gameplay on Twitch and it's been a hillarious watch

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The noobier the player, the funnier the result

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Doesn't seem like a game with much longevity once you git gud tho

ocean iris
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I just realised MGS2 is 22 years old

fathom juniper
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People like to crap on this color scheme but I quite like it

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It’s unique

ocean iris
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It's a really blue movie

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alongside James Cameron's movies lol

fathom juniper
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Yeah

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Also it made those small pockets of yellow and orange really pop

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Like fire or explosions

fathom juniper
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so...

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i think i just saw the first mobile game ad thingy done right

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well - besides internet historian's speedrun, that is dusa

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this is a clash of clans thing

woven breach
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First phase: seems doable
Second phase: Nope

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also

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this is really cool

jagged tide
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I’m sorry I may not be able to “hold it”

ocean iris
rustic falcon
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pc gaming show starting

fathom juniper
ocean iris
jagged tide
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I think it’s 7 im not sure tho

fathom juniper
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what's your objective there?

jagged tide
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Clearing a valley and escorting a reconnaissance team, and appearently fighting sol 1 (which i definitely was not prepared for)

fathom juniper
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oh yeah PES_Lul
that's mission 7

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i absolutely love it

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oh come on

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guys pls fix this bot it's a bit overzealous

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anyways

jagged tide
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I survived for 4 minutes then died to a single bulled from him 😭

fathom juniper
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what i meant to say was that
mission 7 is especially fun with the cabin view

fathom juniper
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get brrrtt on

jagged tide
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I tried it, I really wanted to, I did chicken out of after 2 seconds tho

fathom juniper
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here's a little pro tip for dodging missiles

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have you ever played doom 2?

jagged tide
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I probably wouldn’t have managed it with it, I got struck by lightnings too often as it is

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No

fathom juniper
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ah

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well missiles are basically revenant rockets

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if you're getting a missile warning signal - look at your radar

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you're gonna see a small little white line - that's a missile

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roll 90 degrees to its side so that it's coming straight at your "head"
and when it gets close enough - pitch up as hard and fast as you can

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you don't have to do crazy stunts or anything like that - just focus on the timing and try to force as awkward angle for this missile as you can

jagged tide
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I basically just do a looping or dodge slightly, most of the time i automatically dodge it when I try to chase the plane anyway

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The funny thing is, I didn’t even get hit by a missile in that try, I merely used my plane as a lawnmower

fathom juniper
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that's one expensive lawnmower

jagged tide
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Yeah, didn’t hold for long…

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Always designed to get broken

fathom juniper
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planned obsolecence

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or however you spell that iunno im tired

jagged tide
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Yeah that’s correct I think

fathom juniper
jagged tide
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Yeah that fixes everything now

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But if where it is is air and where it’s going is air, and the place it should be in is the ground, then it means air-air= ground which makes sense because you can’t breath in the ground

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Yeah

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It checks out

fathom juniper
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also
now that we're talking ac7 again

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but yeah @jagged tide
try to do mission 9 today

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trust me - it's worth it

jagged tide
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I doubt I’ll be able to

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But I will tomorrow

fathom juniper
jagged tide
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Is there a plane with 8 targets air to ground missiles?

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Might be useful for mission 8

fathom juniper
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kkkkkinda

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there's all sorts of air to ground bombs that can cover a lot of targets

jagged tide
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Im kinda switching between laser and 4 target

fathom juniper
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pro tip for pipeline destruction

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aim for those big ole gas tanks
they can cause chain reactions that can wipe up to like...
10 targets at the same time

jagged tide
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I wish I could filter targets

fathom juniper
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you kinda can

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depending on what weapons you have you can filter out ground from airborne targets

jagged tide
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Yeah true

fathom juniper
jagged tide
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Sounds like mission 8 is gonna be in cabin view

fathom juniper
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mhm

rustic falcon
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silksong everybody

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silksong alert

fathom juniper
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is it out?

rustic falcon
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no

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lol

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but it was mentioned

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another scrap of gameplay

fathom juniper
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you know hwat?

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i gotta see this myself

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"we're nearing the heavy hitters"

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aight im getting a beer

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maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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why does this new marathon have to be multiplayer only? PES3_SadCoffee

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i wonder if tripwire is gonna show up with another trailer

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i wanna see some kf3

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WOOOOO deathgrip aPES2_Cheer

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if this is from the same crew that made grip then i'm totally buying it

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such a great couch party game

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sidenote

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lady
why are you so blurry?

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it's like the lens is focused on her neck

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somoene messed up their job PES_Lul

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h-homworld? aPES2_EyesZoom

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oh wait - i forgot randy is publishing it PES_BoiStop

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seriously wtf is this lens focus PES_BoiStop

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quick question

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how is a game published by sony considered an indie game on PC?

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alright lads gimme a kf3 trailer so i can get dissappointed for the last time today and go to bed FeelsSleeperMan

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HADES 2!

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ATTENTION WE'VE GOT HADES 2

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oh wait

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is... is that it?

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wha-

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this was super confusing

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well at least we've got some elden ring DLC stuff

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ok scratch that - we DON'T have elden ring DLC stuff

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ok so for anyone who isn't watching the PC gaming show
we just got hades 2 and elden ring dlc stuff but instead of seeing... you know - those games
we just got some clips from already existing stuff while someone in the background was saying how they can't wait for it to come out

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like... yeah - i know we can't wait

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this was so weird

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WAIT THEY SHOWED SOME GLOOMWOOD STUFF AND NO ONE PINGED ME!?

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oh im getting the mads ANGERY

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PFFFFFFFFFF

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@rustic falcon please tell me you heard that

rustic falcon
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what

fathom juniper
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that stalker bit

rustic falcon
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chornobyl?

fathom juniper
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KORNOBYEL

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or whatever

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like - come on

rustic falcon
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yeah

fathom juniper
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this isn't some made up name PES_Lul

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adorable

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it's such a human miastake to make

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stalker 2
may contain content inappropriate for children

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yeah i freaking hope so

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hang on

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q1 2024?

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it's gonna get delayed
mark my words

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so... overall i'd rate this show a solid...

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hang on lemme check out my fridge

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two kasztelan niepasteryzowany out of a 4 pack
it was alright, i guess

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pc gaming shows were never all that exciting anyway

twin yarrow
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so basically, they just mentioned hades 2, silksong and eldering, without any info given
with clips from previous trailers/teasers/whatever

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i have only two questions, why and why

fathom juniper
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yeah i've never seen anything like this

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it was like
"oh yeah we're waiting for this game here"

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yeah i know - i'm waiting for this game too

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"anyways - onto our next game"

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wait hwat?

twin yarrow
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i believe, there should be some kind of stream going on somewhere

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where the streamer just sits and waits for [gamename] release

fathom juniper
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you know what this reminds me of?

twin yarrow
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and couple thousands of watchers along

fathom juniper
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it reminded me of back when i was at school and had to write an essay on something i had no clue about so i was just stalling and padding
reiterating the same point like 4 times in a row just using different words PES_Lul

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it was that

jagged tide
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Did you get a good grade?

twin yarrow
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wonder how much they were paid for that

fathom juniper
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WHY WAS THAT LADY SO BLURRY!?

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i can't get over this

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they had this really cool looking set

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and then aimed the camera at her neck

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so her face was super blurry

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PES_BoiStop wtf

twin yarrow
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you know, those webcams with autofocus

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they focus on everything except your face

fathom juniper
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this wasn't a webcam

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there's no way in hell

twin yarrow
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can we be sure about it though?

fathom juniper
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talk about timing too

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i was talking to my boss today about how i should get some better glasses cause this pair i have on right now is starting to feel a bit weak

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and then i come home and pc gaming show starts and i'm like

ocean iris
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Soooo when are we going to see actual gameplay of stalker 2

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at least we have openxray

stable kindle
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oughgh minthy in todays update

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ocean iris
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so real

sand sleet
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The realest

ocean iris
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lmao i found this chinese spyware tarkov clone on steam called lost light

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and someone claims the dog model is riley from cod ghosts and one of the male faces is literally big boss from MGSV

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hilarious

ocean iris
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ALERT

rustic falcon
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Why before the game awards lol

fathom juniper
rustic falcon
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Oh sorry two days

fathom juniper
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Remember when last GTA won a big pile of awards despite being a big pile of -
At that years VGAs?

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Remember when it turned out they sponsored a concert after that show that featured artists from GTA5s radio ?

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I remember

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And this stinks of that kind of chicanery

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God just thinking about this game makes me feel like throwing up

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I can just feel bile just slowly coming up my throat

ocean iris
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Fortnite is adding PETER GRIFFIN AND SOLID SNAKE

ocean iris
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TGA started in 2014

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sooo not exactly the same

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though it aint like it wasnt rigged

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ahem 2020

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the amount of awards TLOU2 got is just TOO OBVIOUS

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7 awards is just crazy

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especially for a game directed by a zionist but i digress

fathom juniper
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and besides

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they just straight up admitted it in 2013

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it was like "sponsored by rockstar WOOOOOO"

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FRANK KLEPACKI JUST RELEASED A NEW ACE COMBAT COVER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2vyQNPDBuo

YouTube
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fathom juniper
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this looks like fun

ocean iris
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randomizers are so fun

fathom juniper
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yeah
have you played the deus ex randomizer?

ocean iris
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nope

fathom juniper
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dude it's the most scuffed thing i've ever played

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and it was so much fun dusa

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i started the game and it spawned me inside a jail cell with a guy i was supposed to rescue
with nothing but a knife, a plasma rifle i had no training points in and a pack of cigs

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good luck!

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and it was all downhill from there

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i played with a different mode that had addiction mechanics

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it rarely comes into play during normal gameplay

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but with that randomizer on once i got to paris i couldn't find any medkits
but there was wine everywhere

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so i was healing 1 hp at a time by chugging wine
then 2 hp at a time as my """level""" went up

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then 5 hp

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and then i got the shakes for a solid 10 minutes PES_Lul

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there was this one time i solved a hostage situation with a pack of soy food and three cans of soda

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the sword i was supposed to get in hong kong didn't spawn
in its place there was a... book with some nonsense written in it

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and then i realized
it did spawn... somewhere
and it could be anywhere

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and then i gave up
quit to main menu

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and there instead of a spinning 3d deus ex logo the game showed me...
a spinning model of a toilet xd

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fitting

ocean iris
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THEY ARE ADDING AN ACTUAL METRO SYSTEM TO CYBERPUNK ON THE 5TH

woven breach
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My friends and I started playing Guessthe.game

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we've now reached 396th game

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it's fun

fathom juniper
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WAIT HWAT

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hang on i gotta look this up

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PFFFFFFFFFFFF

rustic falcon
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Update your windows

fathom juniper
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over my dead body

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im not switching to 11 untill they stop ugrading 10

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which BTW - microsoft stated time and again that win 10 is gonna be their last OS

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ah cram
grame 561 is an mmorpg

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i suck at those

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ok nvm i got it

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oh my god

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and i was like "oh yeah this is a pokemon game but which one? there's like a milion of them"

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typed in pokemon
scrolled down
clicked pokemon ruby

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first try aPES_QuickDab

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WHAT

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yeah thanks

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im gonna type in MS PAINT and see where this gets me

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oh ok
it's ||galaga||

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23 games and i haven't lost a single one yet

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oh god
it's the worst when you know the game but forgot it's title

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i know it's that jrpg that was released like 10 years ago or more

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on a ds

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but what was it called...

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something about dying or... pepeThink2

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oh this is the worst
i'm gonna lose my streak

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@woven breach can i quit out and try a different game and then come back to this one lateR?

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i don't wanna lose a 30 win streak PES_Lul

woven breach
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sec

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idk how my friend did it

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but we did continue from yesterday

fathom juniper
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argh this is driving me crazy

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the name is right there

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i know zero punctuation did an episode on it

woven breach
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my friend says he just remembers the number we were in

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and typed in to the site where we left off

fathom juniper
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do you guys look games up or do everything from memory?

woven breach
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everything from memory, but if it's really tip of our tongue on a franchise we know, we look it up

fathom juniper
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I KNOW

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THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU

woven breach
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we have a dedicated guy for RTS, Arcade to PS1 games, and a wild card (which is me)

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there you go

fathom juniper
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LET ME SEE

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THERE'S FEW OF THEM!?

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ok got it

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so i've got a last chance on what obviously looks like a kirby game

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there's like 30 of them dusa

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ok that's enough for today

fathom juniper
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes my 37 win streak

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don't know this one at all

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WHAT

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what did i say this time?

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oh it's probably something in the gif URL i wanted to post

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any ideas @woven breach ?

woven breach
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sea of stars?

fathom juniper
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thanks
now i'll have someone to blame if i lose my streak dusa

woven breach
fathom juniper
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GOD DAMN IT

woven breach
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O ye the unfaithful

fathom juniper
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39 games in and i haven't seen a single first person shooter

woven breach
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it's ok

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there are at least 461 others

fathom juniper
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ok i just got timesplitter
i guess that counts

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yeah
yup

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this narrows it down

woven breach
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must be pong

fathom juniper
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qbert

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it showed me !@$$%^#$@#!$ and i was like
either it's me swearing
or it's qbert

woven breach
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those are not mutually exclusive

fathom juniper
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true

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also
game 520 looks like steam shovelware and i'm supposed to guess it?

rustic falcon
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What’s it look like

fathom juniper
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like steam shovelware asset flip dusa

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hang on as ec

rustic falcon
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I failed because I forgot how a hat in time was called

fathom juniper
rustic falcon
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Like first time

fathom juniper
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yeah i was struggling with the name on that one too

broken smelt
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||7 days to die||

fathom juniper
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but then screenshot 3 showed me a big ole hat and i was like

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AHA!

fathom juniper
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well i'll be damned

broken smelt
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yep

fathom juniper
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thanks @broken smelt

broken smelt
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no worries ^-^

fathom juniper
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it still looks like some steam shovelware

broken smelt
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it's been in early access for almost 10 years teehee

fathom juniper
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ah
i see

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im a pro gamer now PES_Cool

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although i did get some help with two games
so i guess im not a real pro gamer yet

mystic wave
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woah

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gamin

woven breach
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gaemin

mystic wave
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ok gamer

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what game is this

fathom juniper
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hyperdemon

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sequel to devil daggers

mystic wave
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dayum

rustic falcon
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Dang it I was going to answer first

fathom juniper
rustic falcon
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Missed my chance to be a gamer

mystic wave
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youre gamer in my mind

fathom juniper
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well now's your chance

rustic falcon
fathom juniper
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WHAT'S THIS GAME, HUH!?

rustic falcon
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I do not know

fathom juniper
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well neither do i

mystic wave
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clearly its...

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ok i give up

woven breach
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Tomb raider?

fathom juniper
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no

twin yarrow
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looks like Neverhood or something

fathom juniper
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i need to percolate on it a bit aThonk

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it's not arx fatalist, it's not soul reaver and it's not die by the sword

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was there a might and magic MMO? PES_Think

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FREAKIN

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EVERQUEST!

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oh god i was so close PES_BoiStop

mystic wave
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they should put frog fractions in that guessing game

fathom juniper
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frog fractions?

mystic wave
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its free on steam go play it now

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dont look anything up about it

fathom juniper
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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WAIT

mystic wave
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what even is that

fathom juniper
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ye
yeah

jagged tide
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Halo but not a halo

fathom juniper
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guess the damn game

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it's that intro scene near a fountain where they go like WHOOOAAAAH

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i am shocked i got this
i don't even like sonic PES_Lul

twin yarrow
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it's one of my favorite games

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and i didn't guess!

fathom juniper
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cute

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ok
100 wins, 104 games played

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ok last screenshot and then i'm gonna stop clogging up this channel

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yeah i better just stick to video games PES_BoiStop

clear python
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got today's game in one try because i never played this game and a friend linked it who knew i know it B-)

fathom juniper
fathom juniper
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ono PES_BoiStop

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i crashed the game

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it won't load game 103

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oh ok nvm

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the first 100 games is so easy

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it's free points, basically

hybrid jetty
fathom juniper
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YES IT WAS aaaa

hybrid jetty
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dunno if I should be worried that I can get that from that tiny crop lol

fathom juniper
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if that's the case then you should try the game yourself

hybrid jetty
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i'm just that good

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i think i played a few of these when it first came out i have a lot to catch up on

fathom juniper
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yeah im doing all 500 today PES_Lul

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215 done

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and i only guessed wrong 6 times

hybrid jetty
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disturbing that so far the one that gave me the biggest trouble was guessing horizon zero dawn lol

fathom juniper
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guess what game this is dusa

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@hybrid jetty

hybrid jetty
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doom...? going off the background alone

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otherwise no clue honestly

fathom juniper
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wow you actually got it

hybrid jetty
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oh word

fathom juniper
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it's an easter egg from doom eternal

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245/238

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im halfway there

hybrid jetty
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its interesting seeing which games I haven't played that I can immediately spot, and which ones I have played that I can't

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guessed modern warfare 2 instantly, never played it

nearly had to skip all on dark souls

fathom juniper
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RAMIREZ

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PROTECT THE BURGER TOWN!

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it's that level

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that sure is a screenshot

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wtf am i even looking at

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oh it's ||fear||
i knew this crosshair looked familiar

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i am ashamed to admit i guessed FNAFF on my first screenshot aPES_Hide

rustic falcon
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the pavement...

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game 14 spoilies

fathom juniper
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oh yeah i got it on my first go too

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just because of the sheen

rustic falcon
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it is the sheen...

fathom juniper
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just looking at this picture makes me drop my frames dusa

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also

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those mario screenshots can go take a walk

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how can i guess 4 mario games correctly and still miss that one particular one?

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this is insane

ocean iris
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Man.

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The fallout tv show doesnt look good

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The poster is such a memberberry

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And it uses FO4 as refference

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So it's going to be REMEMBER LE 50'S? like all bethesda fallouts

fathom juniper
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oh so it's gonna be a poorly written brotherhood of seel show

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GREAT! pepeEyeRoll

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also
pls send help

clear python
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started Beyond a Steel Sky and the dialogue is written very weirdly. Also its desert sections unfortunately look exactly like Postal 4 lmao, red rocks, vegetation, outlines and all

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The dialogue is extremely expositional, the protagonist who is supposedly someone very knowledgeable is asking overly expositional questions and it encourages you to ask the same thing multiple times for different answers but those are still extremely similar. Let's see

fathom juniper
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good jorb

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ok

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#322 was cheeky PES_Lul

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god im tired PES_Lul

fathom juniper
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so there's one title that apparently has 32% on metacritic

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i was like "how the hell am i supposed to guess that?"

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ah
i see

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that's how PES2_HmmmmNoted

sand sleet
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Why are all 40k games about imperium

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I want like a tau mecha game

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Or shooter

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Or eldar shooter rpg

hybrid jetty
fathom juniper
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yeah i can see that
it is the same engine after all

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and it looks just as... greasy as bloodborne

fathom juniper
ocean iris
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Ultrakill moment

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@fathom juniper david hayter posted this

fathom juniper
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oh yeah i saw it

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he's doing fiver now or what?

woven breach
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I think with his talent he can do more than fiver

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like

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tenner

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or

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millionner

fathom juniper
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ayyyyy

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couldn't do mgs five though AYYOOOOOOO aPES_QuickDab

fathom juniper
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dang it

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i ran out of games to guess

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I NEED MORE FeelsTiredAF

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I WANNA SEE NUMBER GO UP

woven breach
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Our guess the game sesssion now turned into "Hold on, I think Mandalore covered this game" session

clear python
woven breach
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Adventure capitalist

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Or any RPG

jagged tide
fathom juniper
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YES

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FACELESS SOLDIER! hyper

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i love this mission

jagged tide
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I basically got my entire squadron pardoned…

fathom juniper
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dude that mission is so good

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and the music elmorise

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oh the music PES_CowboyLove

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everything about this one scene is just PES_Ok
peak gaming

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hell - i could spend like... at least an hour dissecting everything that happens there story-wise and how it all slots together into this bigger puzzle

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there's just so, SO many cool little details there

jagged tide
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I’m pretty sure the friendly fire or rather the wrong marking of an ally was on purpose

fathom juniper
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i'm not gonna spoil anything yet

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gonna wait for you to finish the game

jagged tide
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Also after mission 10 I realised, trigger has the tendency to shoot the wrong things

fathom juniper
jagged tide
fathom juniper
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you shot mckinsey, didn't you?

jagged tide
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Oh yeah I did that on purpose

fathom juniper
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HELL YEAH aPES_HighFiveL

jagged tide
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But also the unidentified thing

fathom juniper
#

everyone memes on this mission because it's so meh

#

but shooting the target you're supposed to protect gives you a 100 points PES_Lul

#

they knew
they knew what they were doing with this

jagged tide
#

Ngl he deserved to be shot down

#

Especially after what he said in the end of the mission

ocean iris
twin yarrow
#

i don't understand modern media

#

scrolling youtube shorts i literally feel my braincells die

fathom juniper
#

yeah...

#

same

rustic falcon
#

yep

#

same with tiktoks and what have you

jagged tide
#

I miss when jokes were jokes, not some random stuff that doesn’t make any sense at all

clear python
#

holds up spork

ocean iris
#

Man....finishing Halo Reach hit like a brick

#

Especially seeing my customized helmet down there

jagged tide
#

Yeah…

clear python
fallen sky
#

yaaaay health game!!!

#

Thank you for sharing because I totally didn't realize that it's an actual game

ocean iris
#

lmao my friends are already skipping college classes for the gta 6 trailer

rustic falcon
ocean iris
dire saffron
#

For a like 60 second trailer lmao

#

You could just watch that in class

twin yarrow
#

i think it's an excuse to skip the classes anyway

sand sleet
fathom juniper
#

am i just somehow blind to the sheer otherworldy majesty of rockstar, or are all their games since 2008 seriously overrated?

#

everyone's acting like the upcoming gta6 trailer (let alone the game) is the second coming of christ

#

and i'm over here like "yeah but all their games since gta4 have been utter crap"

#

well ok - RDR tells a pretty good story and might be enjoyable...
...if you don't value your time

#

and like if games treat you like a drooling idiot that has to be guided every step through

#

it's like we've forgotten about everything rockstar has done and is doing to this day
the rigged VGXs, sexual assault allegations, horrible working conditions, the abysmal writing, the definitive edition replacing OG games with crappy ones (although they fixed that WOWIE), gta+, EVERYTHING about max payne 3, and many, many more i can't name from the top of my head

#

not to mention the games themselves with regressive design, pointless busywork, missions so linear they're antithetical to the genre they're in, input lag built in by design and handholding so obscene, if it was a manga it would be censored with two horizontal black bars

#

it's like we've all forgotten all of the sudden

#

the media coverage certainly has forgotten
with multiple sources calling this the first GTA with a female protagonist

#

and yeah - it is - if you ingore literally the first game in the series

#

and all of that in support of an absolute blobject of a series which budged balooned out of control a decade ago and is now probably reaching levels so absurd they're beyond our comprehension
(honestly i cannot wait for whistleblowers to pop up with some actual numbers and then compare them to other stuff)

#

but hey
GTA online is 10 years old and it sure could do with a proper update, right?

#

rockstar
since you don't want to be this plucky small team of rebels and be a big respected company now - act like one and respect your employees and your audience
because right now you guys are combining worst aspects from both approaches

#

rockstar right now is exactly the kind of company they used to mock 3 gens back
and if this isn't hypocritical, then i don't know what is

#

thank you for coming to my ted talk aPES2_HmmmLeave

#

god - the mere mention of rockstar (or blizzard PES_Lul ) just triggers something primal deep inside me
it was just one post and it got me to write a rant that won't even fit on my screen PES_Lul

hybrid jetty
#

gta5 was alright

fathom juniper
#

sorry for that
imma go play some system shock 2 now

fathom juniper
#

i wanna play some good viddy for once

hybrid jetty
#

hey i just said it was alright

#

idk i'm not a gta guy

fathom juniper
#

and i'm just trying to joke a bit

#

yeah it's alright at best

hybrid jetty
#

would have been better if it didn't make trevor into the main character

fathom juniper
#

but i know a lot of people (hell - i work with them) that act like this "alright" game is the peak of the entire industry

#

would've been better with they swapped car handling physics with your normal walking

#

or if guns had some actual recoil

#

or if mis-

#

actually
you know what?
nevermind

#

it's been 10 years

#

what's the point...
people are gonna gobble it up anyway

twin yarrow
#

somehow shooting in GTA5/O with mouse feels more awkward than shooting in RDR2/O with joystick

#

probably it was a console release first and foremost

#

idk, in these games you don't usually want to do missions, you usually just screw around, riding from one place to another

#

and it's enjoyable

#

was okay enjoyable in GTA5/O and very much enjoyable in RDR2/O

#

what i don't like about all that is.. online on PC

#

for very obvious reasons

#

i can't say that everything is okay with gta, when there are literally people who join online, get banned (deserving or not), and then buy another copy of the game. to join online and repeat.

#

and these people made a majority of sold copies

#

only thing gta made me buy is 1050Ti with more than 1Gb ram

#

and i use it happily to the day

rotund umbra
#

damn 2024 is gonna be packed

fathom juniper
#

oh man

#

i forgot how delightfully complex this game is

#

system shock 2 i mean

#

it's not super complex
but it's complex just enough to make you think about a gun as more of a tool instead of a... well - gun

#

it's great PES2_HmmmmThumbsUp

#

sure it may look crusty as all hell (although with a help of some mods you might get it up to a level of a ps2 game, if old graphics are a turnoff for you)

#

but the sound design is still top tier PES_Ok

#

...as long as you turn down the crackhead rave techno music constantly blaring in the background, that is PES_Lul

#

there's a bit of a disconnect there
the game tries to be super spooky and does a great job with setting up the ambiance of this messed up space station / space craft / space whatever
but then the music kicks in and it's all like

#

doesn't really sounds like a horror game, does it? GWcmeisterPeepoShrug

#

either they're trolling, or they're on some stuff PES_Lul

#

also
sidenote

#

enemies in this game are genuinely unnerving...
BUT

#

there's one line they sometimes say that's been ruined for me

#

so you've got your zombiefied enemies that mumble stuff like "join usssss..." and such
and that's all cool and creepy

#

but sometimes they say "silence the discord" and the internet (or to be more precise - mandalore) has ruined that line for me and i always smile when i hear it aPES_Laugh

fathom juniper
#

this is... actually pretty damn good feelsInteresting

ocean iris
#

Bruh

fathom juniper
#

BRAH

#

what

lofty pecan
lofty pecan
#

lol nvm it got released early because of the leak

hybrid jetty
#

gta 6 looks indistinguishable from actual florida

woven breach
#

my thoughts on GTA 6 trailer: yep that's a trailer

hybrid jetty
#

one of the most trailers to ever trailer

fathom juniper
hybrid jetty
#

I don't recommend it

sand sleet
#

My thoughts on GTA 6 trailer is that movement of NPC's is weird and that cyberpunk looks better

#

Not like trailers show much anyway though

#

Gotta wait for gameplay reveal

fathom juniper
ocean iris
#

like when americans go mudding with trucks and mud and stuff idk but it's a thing

fathom juniper
#

Yeah but what about the gameplay in this game?

#

G-gameplay?

ocean iris
#

Idk what do you expect from a modern rockstar game

ocean iris
#

Im sooooo tempted to get a PS5 for GTA 6 and Death Stranding 2 now

fathom juniper
#

You’re like a perfect rockslop consumer

#

Can’t wait for them to charge you 90 bucks for this

ocean iris
#

?

#

why are you borrowing /v/ rethorics

clear python
woven breach
#

anywho

#

I'm really interested in this game

fathom juniper
#

You couldn’t be more wrong

#

I think I’ve proven time and again I have rather reasonable… well - reasons to boycott their products

#

And buying a console with very little original games for a product that will appear on other platforms which you already own anyway is a bit ridiculous

fathom juniper
#

Listen
All I’m saying is that there’s way better things that deserve your precious money and even more precious time more than rockstar

#

Actually
Let me rephrase that - it should be the other way around, as in - they don’t deserve your money and your time

fathom juniper
#

@ocean iris PES_Lul

woven breach
hybrid jetty
fathom juniper
#

the internet ruined me PES_BoiStop

fathom juniper
#

maaaaaaan

#

SS2 is so good you guys

#

i almost forgot how immersive it is

#

and the way they slowly foreshadow the ||shodan reveal|| is great
it's a bit of a shame that ||they spoil it on the freaking box of the game PES_Lul ||

sand sleet
#

When there's -5 days left until gd 2.2 release and a huge drama stirs up

fathom juniper
#

gd2.2?

sand sleet
#

The omega huge update that everyone are waiting for for 6 years

#

It was somewhat supposed to release 5 days ago but not firmly

#

And now there's some drama appearing with like the second most prominent figure in the community being in a relationship with a 16 year old while he's 21 apparently

woven breach
#

so

#

recently

#

after a falling out

#

I came back

#

to AC6

#

I just fought ||Ibis C-weapon||

lost igloo
#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMgEIOMHoM

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I love me some Total Anni and Supreme Commander 🙂

mystic wave
woven breach
#

Very

#

But it wasn't as hard as people say

#

Or maybe I'm just a gaemer

#

In total took me about 5 tries

#

I think

#

15 - 20 mins

mystic wave
#

that boss is really cool but it ends too fast

sand sleet
#

It reminds me of empress of light in terraria

twin yarrow
#

there is empress of light in terraria?

#

... im afraid to imagine how the game has grown since 2012

woven breach
#

ngl

#

if it were longer

#

I'd be dead

#

my strat is different than yours

#

got linear rifle and laser rifle

#

shoulder got missile and a grenade launcher

#

at the start, I stand still and go left

#

till it's gonna ||sword swipe||

#

then thrust upwards, punish with grenade launcher

twin yarrow
#

bought with the friend AC7 for another friend of ours

#

he's a War thunder/Star citizen kind of guy, got the game in wishlist, wonder how he'll like it

#

promised to get his gamepad, well, we'll see

sand sleet
twin yarrow
#

yeah, and it was already playable only with wiki opened in another window

#

i think, the only way im getting back into it is teaming up with some serious terraria nerd who keeps all the info in mind and likes to narrate others

mystic wave
ocean iris
#

game awards soon

hybrid jetty
#

my strat for ||ibis|| was double zimmermans but I think they nerfed that
should play ng+ with a different mech

fathom juniper
#

Oh man this new discord is weird

#

But I kinda like it

ocean iris
#

it sucks!!!!

clear python
#

It‘s not that bad but I don‘t get the big fonts and spacings. Does Gen Z have no eyesight

rotund umbra
#

My discord is still same

#

as far as I can tell

fathom juniper
#

Yeah the fonts are a bit weird but THEY FINALLY MOVED DMs OUT OF THE SERVER LIST!

#

finally

#

That was my biggest pet peeve that made using keyboard shortcuts really hard

#

And kinda dumb

#

Notifications tab makes more sense now
It was borderline useless to me before

#

But on the other hand
The whole thing feels a bit cluttered, fonts are weird and bubbly and new icons are a bit mismatched

ocean iris
ocean iris
#

(soon after gets blown up my a flying motorbike)

#

nahhh this is crazy

fathom juniper
#

But what about shooting police in payday?
Kane and lynch?
Hitman?

ocean iris
#

killing and running over civillians is okay....but i draw the line at cops

#

the irony is like, so palpable

fathom juniper
#

If they would draw a line at bad games then I’d agree

#

But this?

ocean iris
#

to be fair

#

people like those in that twitter thread dont even play games

fathom juniper
#

Also

ocean iris
#

hm?

fathom juniper
#

Took me forever to find this gif PES_Lul

ocean iris
#

i love miami vice!!!!

#

(im downloading vice city stories for PS2 for that phil collins concert)

#

i never played the Stories games so Im in for some stuff

fathom juniper
#

I kinda-sorta wanna give gta5 another chance

#

A third one

#

Maybe
Just maybe

#

Maybe I’m blind to its sheer majesty and maybe this time I’ll notice it

ocean iris
#

you should

#

i treat it as a movie in a way

#

i try making the characters' cars accurate to their personality

#

using their specific colors and such

fathom juniper
#

Has modding gone too far?

woven breach
#

I think

#

it has not gone far enough

fathom juniper
#

Noted

#

Give me a week

fathom juniper
#

This is a joke, right?

#

Imma click it

rotund umbra
#

you should click the one above instead

fathom juniper
#

Oh I saw it already

#

I like Tom

#

Shame he died choking on a vape

#

Godspeed, red t-shirt man

clear python
#

imagine ur opinion to be this good to be this long

twin yarrow
#

imagine it being actually one recording of flying between two planets or idk

ocean iris
#

Lucia, do you know why you're here?

I guess it was the weather

vale narwhal
rancid token
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#

Hey play this it's good

clear python
#

so true bestie!

fathom juniper
#

i gotta give this game a shot someday

rancid token
#

It's on everything under the sun now

fathom juniper
#

it got me

#

it got me good

twin yarrow
#

honestly, it's hard to recreate such dread that presents in games with low graphics like those of late 90s-early 00s

#

realism kinda ruins it

fathom juniper
#

yeah

#

like the first time i encountered the cyber midwife

#

i was like aPES3_EyesStare

#

wtf am i even looking at?

#

there's a reason so many indie horror games are using retro-inspired aesthetics

#

*** it just works*** ™️

twin yarrow
#

maybe even not intentional, but people might realize it subconsciously

fathom juniper
#

well - it's the fear of the unknown

#

when the thing you're looking at is so janky and pixelated you're not even sure what you're exactly looking at

#

what is that

#

so your mind fills in the blanks for you

twin yarrow
#

i remember i almost got a heart attack from seeing a cyber frog in daikatana.. maybe bc i was eleven, but still

#

even something so petty can create that feeling

#

"scary, very scary. we don't know what it is. If we only knew what is it, we don't know what is it."

fathom juniper
#

also there's the matter of the sound design in system shock 2

#

which is still - to this day
top-goddamn-notch PES_Ok

#

almost 25 years later

twin yarrow
#

silence the discord
@
enjoy the game

fathom juniper
#

yeah i know

twin yarrow
#

well.. now i want to check Signalis even more

fathom juniper
#

i'm gonna buy it for myself on christmas

sand sleet
#

Stormgate is looking very good I think

rustic falcon
#

waiting so patently to see the game awards liveposting in this channel

#

its always very funny

sand sleet
#

Why the hell is game awards stream on like one and a half hours before it starts

rustic falcon
#

preshow

#

i love wasting my time

lofty pecan
#

i was so close to watching it in person but was off by a day in buying the tickets 😣

rustic falcon
#

nooo

ocean iris
#

THEY ARE REMAKING BROTHERS

#

Also OLD GODS OF ASGARD WILL BE LIVE AT TGA

#

new game from Inscryption creator !

#

looks like a fever dream

#

okay we already got shovelware world premieres about cookie cutter beat em ups and random stuff yipee

#

new game from dead cells creators, windblown I think!

#

we got isometric furry dead cells 🔥

#

DID A VTUBER JUST WIN CONTENT CREATOR AWARD 😭

#

WORLD OF GOO 2 RAAAAAAH

#

YESSS ASTARION WON BEST PERFORMANCE

rustic falcon
#

hes so cute i loved that speech

ocean iris
#

We got a Senua game soundtrack live thing

#

Im very excited for the old guardians of asgars

#

and the upcoming baldur's chads 3 winning streak

rustic falcon
#

it looks awesome

#

the senua performance that is

ocean iris
#

the sound design in the game is awesome too bad there's barely any game in it

rustic falcon
#

idm that its awesome

ocean iris
#

Best narrative Alan Wake 2

#

I frankly dont agree

#

but Sam Lake smiling is awesome

#

IKUMI NAKAMURA RETURNS

#

new game from Ori creators

#

No rest for the wickes quite the uh, change of pace from Ori

#

Im actually kind of into it

#

Okay cringe discord advertisement HNNNNGH

#

MUPPETS!!!

#

Geoff Keighley X Gonzo sketch

#

Best debut indie game is Cocoon

vale narwhal
#

PIZZA TOWER ROBBED

ocean iris
#

ngl anyone tried it cuz I never heard of it

#

Pizza Tower better!

#

Unironically I never heard of Cocoon

#

at least it wasnt Dave the diver

#

It aint even an indie title to begin with

rustic falcon
#

cocoon is from the limbo and inside devs iirc

ocean iris
#

BUNCH OF NEW SEGA GAMES IN DEVELOPMENT

#

JET SET, CRAZY TAXI, GOLDEN AXE AND MORE

#

They arent dead guys!!!!

#

Ah

#

Interesting

#

But holy crap Sega has new games

#

People thought they were dead after Hyenas was canned

ocean iris
#

The casting of frank stone, singleplayer game from DBD team with supermassive

#

finally DBD but good

#

im actually interested because DBD devs got potential if they werent stuck to their fortnite of horror live service game

#

How do people not get bored

rustic falcon
#

good from supermassive accord_think

ocean iris
#

New Mana game

#

New Dynasty Warriors? I saw KT logo

#

Ah nvm

#

Rise of the ronin!

#

we got ghost of tsushima at home

#

Best action game ARMORED CORE 6

rustic falcon
#

hi fi rush robbed

ocean iris
#

Best art direction Alan Wake 2

#

bruh

lofty pecan
#

why are they speedrunning the important awards 😒

ocean iris
#

best VR/AR RE8 VR

#

best mobile "game" honkai starrail

ocean iris
#

aw man outlast trials.....i wish it was outlast 3 not a streamer bait game

#

Still sour about it

dire saffron
ocean iris
#

HIDEO KOJIMA

#

IM LEAVING THE CHAT TO SEE IT

#

Bro ITS HIS NEW GAME

dire saffron
#

Kojima going insane

rustic falcon
#

his shoes

dire saffron
#

He's dripped out

woven breach
dire saffron
#

JORDAN PEELE

#

dawg just spawned in

#

That game is gonna go wild

ocean iris
#

Im so so so pumped

#

Jordan Peele x Kojima game

#

AND ITS HORROR

dire saffron
#

Just from the trailer and the names it seems like it'll be great

ocean iris
#

We're eating so so soooo good

dire saffron
#

I'm fs looking forward to it

rustic falcon
#

guy in full armor

#

TGA classic

ocean iris
#

Ngl I forgot OD existed expected DS2 but this is a pleasant surprise

lofty pecan
#

hunter schafer! (in od) 🫢

ocean iris
#

Well there goes the yearly kojima announcement

rustic falcon
#

please say hi fi rush

#

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dire saffron
#

No way

rustic falcon
#

deserved

ocean iris
#

bruh

dire saffron
#

Axtually wasn't expecting that when there was 3 horror games

ocean iris
#

Based

#

ngl why the hell are most of these games there for audio design

#

Oh noooo leeee web shooters and generic power up sound!

dire saffron
#

Survival horror better have good audio design

#

If not then it's not scary

ocean iris
#

I mean its alright

#

But its RE4

#

So noooot that scary

dire saffron
#

Alan wake and dead space I thought were kinda spooky

#

FORTNITE

woven breach
dire saffron
#

Yea sound design

woven breach
#

LES GOOOOO

dire saffron
#

No way the rocket cars can race now and not only play soccer

ocean iris
#

I literally cant pay attention still on that sweet kojima buzz

#

How would they even use cloud technology for that game

rustic falcon
#

best audio design

#

ez

dire saffron
#

If we go the whole awards with no silksong info imma cry

rustic falcon
#

i wouldnt be hopeful

#

bloodborne on pc though?

#

its this time i prommy

dire saffron
#

Who's more delusional frfr

ocean iris
rustic falcon
ocean iris
#

real

#

Im waiting for PS4 emulation

rustic falcon
#

souperman

ocean iris
#

Man....

#

they used clint eastwood for a generic superhero game....

#

they also cut it to bits to make it EPICAL

#

look how they massacred my boy it doesnt even fit 😭

#

I guess it hits the worst when its one of your favorite songs

dire saffron
#

Ngl I'm surprised warframe is still going

ocean iris
#

so they are doing a steam deck giveaway and their page is down and queue wait time is 4 hours lmao

#

yup nice giveaway

dire saffron
#

I can't take Starfield reviews seriously

ocean iris
#

Lmao yeah

#

the artistically cohesive and narratively sound and well designed immersive experience starfield

#

READY OR NOT!!!

#

Actual story this time? I cant wait cuz I got it

#

Im very very interested in Ready or Not's campaign which is in the works

dire saffron
#

No way the first mention of golden sun I've heard ever

#

Never finished it, probably should

ocean iris
#

golden sun mentioned!

rustic falcon
#

critrole mentioned

#

theyve been really really branching out huh

dire saffron
#

I forget life is strange even existed

#

Like I keep seeing em make games and everytime the "from the makers of life is strange" happens I just remember it actually exists

ocean iris
#

hot take the best LiS was the first one

rustic falcon
#

im scared about that game bc i think the implication is that all these teenagers died

ocean iris
#

Welp we'll see

#

Im more scared that its gonna be a 2+ protagonist game

#

If dotnod cant handle 2 protags like LiS 2

dire saffron
#

The first berserker looks sick asf

#

:0 ff7

#

I desperately need to play the remake

ocean iris
#

Bruh wdym it wasnt announced yet

#

Cmon Geoff they had a trailer and all that

#

It does go hard though

dire saffron
#

The song goes hard

#

I gotta wonder if they're still gonna kill aerith

lofty pecan