#h1-story-discussion
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Hell yeah gotta get those cosmetics on
wait i dont seem to be able to get my aspects
hey getting back into hades for the update. what conditions needs to be met to unlock the new weapon aspects?
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I just got the message from Artemis and her talking about Callisto and it's so great oh my goodness
anybody else think the newest Rail aspect is awsome?
Love it even more than the Zagreus aspect
Rail aspect is great
Aspect of ||Rama|| kinda sucks imo
or maybe I just had a bad run
It takes a very specific type of build to be decent
By the time you get to Elysium, the enemies are just too dang fast
I felt like I could never use my primary attack without getting hit
what the conditions for the money spawn btw
Think it's just random. It can't spawn in pre-boss shops, but that's so far as I can tell
people have gotta stop being mean to hypnos i'm gonna lose my mind
say it louder for the people in the back! 👏
hypnos and theseus are just easy to hate
it feels wrong to make hypnos someone to hate though
when he was literally known in myth as a god that was kind and gentle with mortals
i love that sg deviated from myth overall but this is one choice that will forever baffle and displease me
how is hypnos easy to hate he's the nicest guy in the game
the only thing he does wrong is be extremely bad at his job
bc a lot of people dont like/appreciate his sarcastic commentary
philistines
TBH I don't think it's sarcastic
it doesnt come off deliberately sarcastic to me but ive def seen a lot of people remark that they feel mocked and such
so thats where a lot of the dislike for him comes from
They must've missed where he & Megaera are talking & he tells her to avoid your attacks
hypnos is lonely, mostly 😔
Hypnos literally gives Zag and Meg tips because none of the shades talk to him and his brother is working double shifts with no weekends off
The guy needs a friend tbh
sg give hypnos more friends challenge
im tired of everyone acting like hes some kind of pest in the house
It honestly feels like a case of him just not being in the best company
At least in this current situation
Hades is busy running the show and being mad at Zagreus
Achilles and Nyx spend what free time they have helping Zag
Dusa is super busy as the only one around to clean the house
Thanatos is super busy doing his thing
Orpheus is super depressed
Like that’s Hypnos’s company
And the two people who actually do talk to him aren’t around either. One is trying to escape while the other one is trying to catch him
hypnos: hey orpheus, you wanna, uh, chat?
orpheus: oh i would, but i am terribly sad right now
hypnos: what a coincidence, me too!
orpheus: [staring off into space]
hypnos:
hypnos: ah.
its just really tiresome that everyone kisses up to than despite how prickly he can be at even the best of times, but hypnos is treated as someone who cant get anything done right, because god forbid anyone actually tries to communicate with him rather than just writing him off as lazy
Than is easily the most abrasive out of Zag’s underworld family outside of Hades himself
The kid just found out about is mother, give him a break you edgelord
Like you don’t even need to help him, just be supportive
None of this cloak and dagger stuff
That said, I get why he is like that though
Even though it does bother me a bit that he gets a pass when Hypnos doesn’t in the eyes of some
yes exactly
Oh no, you've set tatz on a roll now
huh, the aspect of lebron james is kinda bad with the infinity blast tbh
Yeah, you really want the beam on full auto
but the damage output is really decreased by the lact of ramped up damage
yeah i took it once in the beta and was like, hm this kinda made it less fun actually
You need something with an on-hit to get the most benefit out of the aspect with the infinite coil (or whatever that upgrade's called)
ngl, once we get that ending
It would be nice to have like an epilogue if you beat the endboss with all future aspects unlocked
where we see what they look like in this universe
how does one get that new bow
Me: finishes a run post-[current] update
Narrator: ||Zagreus got bored to death after entering the world of the mortals||
ALSO ||loving the new boss. Gave me Sybil Reisz vibes||
||Having him slip on a banana peel is probably my favorite one yet. All the new ones are pretty good, actually||
spoiler channel => use spoiler mark
Hey that's how you know it's spoilers
the ||peel|| isn't a new screen
its just being mindful, just bc its spoiler channel doesnt mean you need to shout all the spoilers from the rooftops
i dont think any new end cards were added
considering the end cards are going away in 1.0 anyway
theres just a rather large number of them that the game cycles through at random, its possible theres some that have just never come up
I thought I read that they did add one or two
should you be doing anything different/specific to reach the new boss? been cracking into the update all day but haven’t gotten a glimpse of it yet
A new endcard was added, it's in the patch notes
I just kept entering stores outside of the mandatory-ish ones and occasionally the conditions were met
I encountered them once in Asphodel and once in Elysium
yeah maybe asterius should be immune to charm
he can just absolutely blast theseus with the speen move
Please, no. I like to charm him 
@flint wing ||there's occasionally something extra in the mid-biome shop you should look out for||
||oh the sack of coin you can ‘borrow?’ lol I was wondering about that. im too soft to steal from charon tho||
lol
You are so nice!
I decided to go to the mid-run shop (mostly by accident. Was thinking Elysium boss was next) and I saw it. :3
anyways, that's related to the boss in your question 
Man, seriously? I have several wins & I've never seen the banana peel one until Blood Price
||try borrowing it it'll be fine. probably :V||
||ah gotcha gotcha. maybe I’ll just watch on YouTube lol. like, I just gave him abrosia?? we’re pals now?? why would I steal from my dear pal||
||money||
Same with the wall, "sure...," and another one that I can't remember off the top of my head
To be fair if you have Hoarding Slash it's a not insignificant amount of money
banana one has def been there for a while, last I got it was back in like march
||and I’m sure some folk would kill priscilla too just for that sweet sweet extra boss but I ain’t bout that life||
I played a lot of Spelunky before Hades so it was second nature
Think I've only fought Priscilla once
||what about... new voice lines||
@flint wing don't worry, ||fighting is how zag and charon get along||
charon deals 60 damage per sweep tho, 1 sweep and 1 death defiance
"Hey Charon, wanna fight?" is literally one of the voicelines when you pick it up
he has a big blind spot in his attack
Of course so is "for me? Thank you, mate!"
Does the new boss scale depending on the biome you meet him in? I fought him in Tartarus and he whipped the floor with me
it's much harder to dodge the smoke
dont think he scales
Not so far as I can tell
but if he does i ll never steal again
the mass smoke he does in the later part of the fight absolutely wrecks me
also his regular attack has an absurd range lol
I find the wave hardest to dodge, but that's usually because I'm too close & that move comes out FAST
the first time I went into the fight after beta went live, the immediate thing that caught me off guard was how fast he is
Not the expulsion wave, the one that bounces between the pillars
the new voice lines are very good
his reg attack is like, sweep, you lose 60 hp, sweep, you lose 1 DD
Once you get used to it it's one of the easiest ones to dodge. He attacks with it twice so if you dodge through him twice you're in the clear. It's mostly getting used to the timing of his hurt box
unlocking and using ||Lucifer Aspect|| had me rolling on the floor, amazing storytelling
That conversation between Zag & Hades just exemplified the difference between the two
I finally felt like I was using a weapon feared by the gods
Hades is like "that thing's dangerous even by the Infernal Arms' standards" and Zag's like "I know, pretty cool, right? The past or future wielder even shares our backstory!"
I'm going to play some more
I do have to say though, I'm loving the new rail. Especially with Artemis
it seemed like such an out of the blue choice but the theming with the narrative is honestly brilliant, love the commentary about it
I'm glad it's kept spoilered in patch notes
definitely, i think it's perfect
Chaos chewed me out ||for not activating the 4th aspect of Aegis||
makes me wonder if there aren't multiple lines for all of them
Tbh it would be hilarious if these future aspect users became the protagonists of future supergiant games
And they wind up unlocking Zagreus’s aspect
That'd be really funny, though I doubt it'll happen.
The only constants you can predict when it comes to SGG is isometric perspective, buttery-smooth voice acting, and excellent gameplay.
They practically never do the same thing twice in a row.
Transistor is a bit similar to Bastion, but largely its own thing.
That's kind of exactly why I fell in love with their games 😅
Ooh, the music. you right, you right.
I'm torn, the new sheild is really cool and strong, but I love the chaos form (especially how they talk through it)
So question, do you only get to fight Charon once? I got him on my first try, but the next four runs after had no bag to take- even if I kept spamming the shop.
Ahh, just bad luck then.
Can the bag spawn in Elysium?
i believe i saw a post here saying they found it in elysium, and i think i remember seeing the bag box in an elysium shop
Awesome thanks
They can show up in anywhere besides the Temple of Styx so long as you go to shops before the one that comes before the area boss
so was that a bug or can't you use a summon during the final boss fight ?
Imagine Meg having to explain why she carpet bombed Hades for Zag's sake
She'd get fired so fast
The only two you can summon are Skelly & Sisyphus. Kinda wish Anton worked but only summoned Pat, but I digress
So uh, is the Rail aspect a laser weapon? Because from the bit in the trailer, it looked like a laser weapon...
@deep spoke we got our Aspect of Jesus
that shoots Roman's salty tear
😭
im so happy
LMAO
I mean, I was calling for Rail aspect to be a pew pew laser for ages
so I'm very much happy to have it be exactly what I hoped for.
Same except i dont have a name until Aspect of Jesus was popped up
I had Aspect of Glock
well
but Aspect of Jesus was 100% better
actually
I was hoping for Aspect of Nikola Tesla
but it is still a goddamn laser weapon
Aspect of Anubis
actually, LITERALLY a God-damn laser
punch dog
LMAO yes
lmao
Aw yis
It's exactly what I asked for
minus electric shock effects
but "a laser gun with a mine" is exactly my concept for the Aspect of Tesla and now I'm hype to return to my favorite weapon
Hell yeah finally i can play rail that isnt hestia
LUL
im back baybee
i havent played this game for 2 months
same
worked out for me bc I had a tiny update to download while people who didn't participate had like a 6gb update hehehe
oh the wild bugs we encountered though
fun stuff
really adored lernie's texture breaking on specific head variants
okay, okay, hear me out
Fist Aspect of Sekhmet.
Please.
Just an oversized pair of murder-lion claws
We did talk about that earlier, actually
The thought was either go fast with stacking damage (kinda like Lucy's aspect) or go for slower & have a yeet function
Actually
Based on the lore, there are a LOT of routes
Apparently including: Fire, pestilence, rage, and even room for a sort of vampiric blood-stealing approach
Because Sekhmet has a lot of aspects and most of them painful
So, what would be cool: Another vampiric aspect like Guan Yu... but revolving around scaling up your damage the more you get hurt and having a lifesteal ability in some form
sekhmet? not likely, shes one of the more major egyptian goddesses, and from all we've seen, SGG just dont throw in major beings from other pantheons
also technically shes just one of Isis's aspects
Exagryph literally got the freakin' Devil for its latest aspect
That's a pretty major player for the Christian pantheon
^
yeah, after they put Literally Satan into the aspects, there is no limit
only the third? most important divine-level being in that mythology, lmao
However, in some version, Lucifer is mortal, not a divine being
paradise lost is now canon
this is not Hell, friend
also, if he does meet dante, he would have to meet Virgil and SGG will have to put in more work
Speaking about finding a way out, anybody else get the general feeling that Nyx might become the true final boss of the game? Some of the new god dialogue makes it feel like she's intentionally making it difficult to find Zagreus for the Olympians, not just Hades
it'll be Persephone
That would be an... interesting twist
Be a bit of a waste if we couldn't fight thanatos
Especially since that means Hades doesn't recognize his only lover ever
||Nyx mentions a pact with Persephone as an explanation about why she is giving so little information even to Zagreus, so I don't think there is malicious intent from her. It is unclear what exactly the pact entails, because she obviously won't say more than necessary.||
Hades is blind the whole time 1010
@crimson temple I mean, not even a Pact necessarily (seems more like Hades' deal), but Nyx might have just sworn on the Styx. The Styx is ancient, and swearing on such was absolute - even Zeus had to keep a promise he made on it to Dionysus' mother.
She explicitly uses the word, though.
oh, interesting
I mean that still doesn't really explain why the Olympians can't really see Zag, just why she doesn't talk much about Persephone
It makes me wonder if it is buried somewhere in the chamber, and can be rescinded with a bunch of diamonds.
The explanation why the Olympians can't see him isn't given in the same dialogue, so I think they are separate matters, but with similar reasoning.
Hey I don't know if this is a bug or not, but the Aspect of Beowulf doesn't block?
That is a matter for the #h1-builds-and-combat channel, where some explanations are floating around.
Would anyone who happens to have the description of the House Contractor item for Achilles' quest like to grant it to this humble wiki editor?
This channel is for story content. Spoilers are ok in #h1-builds-and-combat but spoiler tagging stuff is considered polite 🙂
that explains where 'Morningstar' came from
@atomic forge
Would anyone who happens to have the description of the House Contractor item for Achilles' quest like to grant it to this humble wiki editor?
Why is the rail aspect considered a significantly bigger spoiler?
Hm... I could ask around and give you an answer tomorrow, Yuki.
Thank you Peach 
Speak of the Devil and he doth appear.
I'm being fine with calling it the Aspect of L. In my mind, it is the Aspect of Lazer anyway.
aspect of lucy
i believe it's because it's a first mythical figure from currently active myths
and some people may find it repulsive or offensive
True, that might as well happen. I see a few angry game journo articles looming on the horizon.
if in my country official state orthodox church would've cared about gaming content, they'll ban the game from the country for "offensive behaviour towards believers"
it's a term stated in law
thank goodness they just see all the games, movies and all the entertainment as a satan's work and don't care about content
Ah yes, religion meddling with religious affairs. Good thing they don't employ an inquision.
But it hasn't been that long since when games with 'satanic' or 'demonic' content causing an uproar, i.e. DOOM.
The DnD issue is too far back for me to remember.
it's really mostly a laughing matter.. worst case scenario is the game won't be bought by a little bunch of people.. unless religion has some influence upon government..
There are some countries that come to mind, but they are mostly not in the target demographic.
you know, list can always become bigger
although it's a matter for #off-topic-discussion
I liked the little chat Hades and Zag had about lucifer when you reach the surface. Hades seemed a bit more concerned than usual about the aspect
all right apparently all i needed was arthur to wreck ||chiron's|| ass
dont have to mind mechanics if you can just facetank with max level aura + aphro's weak 
Sans ain't got nuthin on TRUCK
So Lucifer tried to take God out with a laser gun
Damn he was way ahead of his time
anyone found a way to fight charon?
how to start a boss fight with him?
if theres a possibility ofc 'cause patch notes image said something about it
and im curious rn
tried to anger him with hitting, destroying urns in his room etc, giving him the ambrosium (the cheaper one) nothings working
any idea?
Essentially you need to "Borrow" money from him
It will be right behind him in the tartarus shop
You need a max bond with him however
For it to spawn
Thats how it worked in the beta atleast
The bag of obol has a chance to appear in any mid-biome shop, picking the fight in Tartarus is very hard because he doesn't scale depending on the biome.
My first encounter with him was Elysium, if I recall correctly. But I was relatively late to the party.
I do wonder if there is, or will be, any acknowledgement of Theseus' ill-fated adventure to the underworld with Pirithous. Mostly because if it did happen then I can taunt Theseus about having no heiny any more.
that would be lovely
just a casual mention about Theseus' best friend trying to steal something of Hades', without calling out it was Persephone specifically
||https://xd.adobe.com/view/b90bd0e4-4ae8-400b-709d-3305de01e6b3-cf3a/?fullscreen||
--link to presentation about how to ||unlock all 4th aspects|| updated with new visuals,
oooo, if you have the assets handy you should definitely upload the Aspect visuals to the wiki where they're currently missing
i stole the money sack from charon and
can i just say the 2001 youtube video funny sound effects and zooms are the best part of the game
better than nothing, imo. thanks!
peak comedy
also for the aspects thing yeah the other weapons other than the rail (except lucy) don't have the model
On the left-hand side, under the green "Tools" dropdown, you should see "Upload file". Just follow the steps to import each image and give it a fitting title. I can handle adding the images to their respective pages after if you'd like.
On the left-hand side, under the green "Tools" dropdown, you should see "Upload file". Just follow the steps to import each image and give it a fitting title. I can handle adding the images to their respective pages after if you'd like.
@molten temple done
Please don’t tell me the only way to deepen Charon’s bond is to fight him a bunch of times
Is he a ridiculously hard fight or something?
he just does alot of dmg, equivalent to hades dmg
and u can fight him as early as tartarus
Thank you @tall ingot! 
It’s RnG whether it spawns or not and he’s almost impossible as a melee
im not very good at fighting him so i skip him always, but if you got the roguelite skill you can get a free 300 obols and discounted shop price for beating him
||Do you need descriptions what does the aspects do?||
yeah hunting blades also works
I mean he’s not impossible but you don’t get to really practice fighting him
i just play melee alot
Since it’s random whether you can fight him or not
so its just frustrating for me
i feel like i can avoid alot of attacks from him but when i take that one hit that shaves off a clean half of my health it descends into tilt
and i lose a couple death defiances
Sounds a bit overtuned
I'm not a fan of bosses where their thing is just instagibbing you
just a personal problem i guess
i actively avoid hard labour and heightened security because i dont like getting deleted within an instant
I wish the Charon fight gave something like 100 gold instead but it spawns every time so you can practice fighting him in different stages of progress
Like sometimes I get a really good build but he doesn’t spawn
Other times I have a makeshift build and I gotta gamble
i feel all that needs to be done is tune his dmg a bit
his attacks are repetitive and easy to get around if ur given the breathing room
His damage is fine, he’s the “angry shopkeeper” trope
Every rogue like has a shopkeeper boss that’s harder than the final boss
well i guess theres that too
@tall ingot I think we're just missing Beowulf's description, but I can try and get that soon or another active editor can do so, unless you'd like to do so now.
shouldnt really make him too easy to encourage shoplifting
though hermes does have that quest
I jut want to fight him consistently
should always just make it appear then instead of rng, excluding the shops next to bosses
its high risk/reward since a shop gives u two skips if u are good enough
Yeah that and reduce the 300 gold to something smaller so you don’t feel like you’re forced to fight him
I disagree. There has to be temptation, you know? I whole 300 obols, and you don't know if you see him again if you are better prepared.
Zagreus finally imprisoned for neglecting to look after best boy Cerberus (which resulted in a lounge thrashing)
https://i.imgur.com/sDekEMa.jpg
(already sent a bug report dw 😎)
he is stopped at last
charon is pretty easy to dodge, but yeah, he punishes slip ups hard
Naughty children get put in the rat hammer cage
I'm having trouble getting the zeus legendary aspect. Is there something specific that triggers it?
I have the guan yu, and all the rail aspects. I am kinda cheesing it by using the zeus keepsake to guarantee him spawning tho. Is that why?
you need to invest 5 titan blood into the rail
iirc, all the other aspects add to a bit less than that
I'll try that. Thanks
The scene where Meg shows up in Zag's room hurts just a little
With the mirror shuffle are people more into increased Epic chance or Legend and Duo?
I've been using Epic chance mostly for consistency but I am missing some of the low requirement duos I had been using
No spoilers openly but whoever thought of the 4th aspect for the rail. Hug them muchly
hey guys how do i unlock the 2 new bow/gun aspect ?
there’s a pinned message about that!
hey question
also the gun aspect is Lebron James
i think after patty and achilles got reunited yes
How do u unlock the new aspects
See the pins, my dude.
The Aspect or LeBron James is indeed the best new aspect tbh
The rail was already fun
But now it’s truly incredible
Might be a stupid question but I defeated Hades 4 times now and I´m starting to wonder if Zagreus will leave Hell and find out about his mother. I mean is it already there or will it ever be added in the future, because the story feels realy unfinished that way. oO
I didn’t get lebron james aspect how do i get it ?
Check the pins here
@grave holly i think it’s always gonna be this way considering its a rogue game
You need Guan Yu first and 5 blood invested in the rail
Then Spoilers || Speak to Zeus ||
LeBron is just what we call it
Oh i see
I thought it was a lebron weapon
hey anyone know what the bouldy +Ambiguity percentage is for? or is it just a gag thing
@azure geode I have played Moonlighter, which was also some kind of a story-based Rogue-Like. It was a disappointing ending for me personally but it felt like an acual ending to its story, so it has nothing to do with Hades being a Rogue-Like-Game. Here it even feels a bit like getting shown the middle finger after winning the game. I let it slide because early access but since V1.0 is planed as the next update I feel like having to point this out at least once. -.-´
oh i think we're not going to get the ending until the game officially launches 1.0
i think when the game officially launched, it's either a) you have to unlock a certain amount of content etc for you to get the ending or b) no matter your clear % you get to see the ending and then you can choose to go back and continue farming story
if you play long enough there's hints that you'll definitely reach the surface/meet zag's mom or the other olympians; it's just slyly winked at the fact that due to ongoing underworld renovations that things aren't ready yet ;D
Considering the amount of effort they put into the game, from the gameplay to the story setup, I highly doubt the ending is gonna be lackluster
It would make the journey there feel pointless
oh yeah def, SGG is ridic good at stories
im still yelling about all the side-stories and characters
i love them so
Having played the game during early access, I feel like I'm gonna enjoy the conclusion more than people that hop on at 1.0. I actually worry about the sheer amount of things new players will have to learn lol
i think it'll be fine fefe owo
I like Dusa, Skelly, and Thanatos most
it's an interesting thing being earrly access, got that constant update hype
yet at the same time seeing how SGG hit it out of the park all the times with their stories, i think the experience of new 1.0 players will be different, but not less enjoyable owo
Right? I binged the new aspects in a couple of hours. Haven't done runs with the shield or the gun yet tho.
This game makes me excited about their next project lol
Who knows where they'll go next.
im just all here for both the lovers storylines, and the dio, art and zag friendships
exactly
always great things with SGG
i played transistor first mostly for the art but then i got drawn in by all the other things and hades feels like a game made for me considering its lore and mechanics ✨
I started with bastion and transistor on mobile lol
Bastion feels far easier on pc now that I own it on here
Me fighting ||Charon||: they definitely wanted to also do a bullet hell.
I still don't know how to fight charon kek
everyone secretly wants to do bullet hell reader
i love fighting|| charon|| just for the lulz
just
I would not be against a isometric bullet hell with some mixed melee.
the entire storyline and the dumb record scratch
i love it so much
it's utterly hilarious
the record scratch took me OUT 🤣
and also reminds me of kingdom heart's sephiroth fight
eXACTLY
lol and i especially love it when people come in here asking if they should take the coin
and experiencing it
such a an absolute joy
lol what if the reason Hades is stuck in the underworld is because he can't beat the boatman
Many will tell you how stupid that was. ||And then there’s Hermes: „Do it again! Twice!||
That'd be a hilarious but understandable explanation, Artemst.
hermes is a gremlin, and also canonly a god of mischief iirc XD
Yeah, they are also the youngest gods among the Olympians
Hermes was pulling pranks ever since Apollo babysat him as a baby
with the bulls and all that i think
i should go revisit my old greek mythos books it's been a hot minute
The Tl;Dr with Hermes is that everyone ever who moves had him as a patron
Travelers, Merchants, Thieves, Atheletes
Everyone wanted a piece
He helped guide the dead, but some version of him extended that responsibility to guiding dreams as well
Forming a relation to both Thanatos and Hypnos
He’s also got a penchant for helping heroes out
Lowkey the busiest god tbh
the busybodiest of the gods too
i like how he keeps in theme the whole 'yknow what, just tell no one and we good'
i'd like to think hermes himself doesn't know/keep track of who knows/doesn't know he's helping
and it's just easier to just not tell anyone about the stuff he's doing
cause he aint no snitch XD
God of Thieves being ride or die is on brand
According to Homer, Hermes as a baby invented the lyre and stole 50 cows from Apollo the same day
The life chose him
"Get in losers, we're going faster"
fffft
just pure nonsense from Day 1
speeding into life and trouble
i like the mettle on this god XD
Yeah, like imagine being born and going all “ima mess up my brothers day”
This kid has no chill
Hades but Hermes traveling the realms
With his own set of divine and cthonic boons
From various minor gods that he interacts with like Iris and Charon
hoh
lmao it'd be hilarious if hermes was actually in contact with chaos and he's just here helping zag to cause problems for hades
just
more chaos with Chaos
Raises hand ngl i upped Chaos all the way before any of the other gods
i think i was more conscious about it cause i always took chaos gates just to see them in tartarus XD
primordial parent
as zag puts it: a gentlebeing
i kind of died a lot early game so i didn't get to meet patty until like run 30 lol
i miss all the chaos content
i miss all the content
cause i finished them so early
the problem when you play beta
i just got the last companion and im
nice
reeling
i get to see my gay dads anytime it's so good
uwu
thank you
i only use antos now
that reminds me i wanted to change my profile pic
im still a scrub so i still have to rely on sisyphus heals
im currently running antos to fill in the book tho
also??? i love that patroclus is so much taller
oh i never noticed
he could rest
but his new portrait?? chef's kiss
laddie
uwu?
see that's why achilles says she's the most dangerous one sdfghjk
u right
also??? the spawnrate of achilles in elysium is insane
im so glad i can see them every other time
like, i've done probably like twenty/thirty runs since reunitingthem
i have seen patroclus alone
patty heals my lost DDs, them together heals my soul
augh i love all the lover storylines so much
they're so good
oprheury finally singing together?? Achilles and Patty in elysium????
crops: watered
Skin: cleared
Soul: rejuvenated
fighting with theseus and asterius
i mostly meant them having their lovers quarrel at one point
it just kills me
but mood
"oh, it's the champion"
oh yeah thesius and asterius' quarrel
"you made asterius break up with me" - "i didn't break up with you" - "he hates me now!"
honestly it's just hilarious to see thesius trying to negotiate any sort of friendship because of how self absorbed he is
he'll get there
one day
he's just... a himbo
ahahahaha
you might be on to something there XD
i think he strays more jock
though all those little details especially with the summon interactions are great
like when you summon than onto charon he says 'hands off, brother' and it think that's a really nice touch
don't worry than, charon got his "professional associate"
theseus' ramblings kind of washes over me
To be fair, Than may be very gay.
thanzagmeg ftw
personally i don't see it
might be ace spectrum, and i like just in general how awkward/serious than is just allowed to be
ffft yes
tbh to me he seems like he's on the autism spectrum, especially considering the way he feels about the surface uwu
i love him
he is kind of coded, even the way he talks
yeah exactly
who is by all means rather smooth if a little naive about interactions and things
looks at theseus mentions
hewwo tatz
hello shoukai
yeah asterius is v moronsexual
you know funny thing shou, i didnt recognize your pfp and new name but i immediately learnt it was you because of your hypnos hype
asterius is morosexual wheeze
ngl between hades and immortals i rly got theseus on the brain....
🙌 more hypnos content!!
i love!!!!
owo? immortals?
but also
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/602533456857137153/725397565100654653/IMG_20200625_011054.jpg?width=676&height=677 this just reminds me of patty and achilles
i dont know what fandom these characters are from i just saw it floating on twitter XD
we've been making our own versions of the gods and last night I had the brilliant idea of having theseus favoured by ares, we ended up with ares as a bit morosexual between theseus and than so it's funny you mention asterius here on that front with hades. asterius is an unfortunate babysitter
i think asterius has a little more choice than that xD
it's true temst
he's just so tired
ngl i like asterius just doing his own thing
theseus honestly is such a little handful (i say this lovingly)
theseus is certainly........... something xD
i'd like to think Asterius likes fighting anyway and went to become a miniboss cause sometimes theseus can be a bit much
i stan one(1) fighty bullman
Tbh they are friends, but that doesn’t mean they need to spend every waking hour together
Theseus also seems to have high energy as his only mood setting
ngl i'd be exhausted if i was asterius
i'd love theseus with all my heart as his friend but also honey i wouldnt last 24 hours in direct contact
@north garden not going to get into it here since not the right channel but immortals #tv-and-movies message
just imagine direct content for all eternity
with theseus
i heard someone was talking about my dads, here i am
hello sister, if ye dads be achilles and patty
the "pat." kills me every. time.
I bet if zag actually got out theseus would get bored bc no one else can provide a challenge
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART Laddie
uwu
what does zagreus do when achilles is sad
pat him
give this lad a warning before you remind me
pat pat there, there
sdfghjasdfg
terrible all of you
tho tbh i think it's a bit weird that patroclus sometimes calls him "my friend"?
ᶦ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵐʸʳᵐᶦᵈᵒⁿ ᵈᵃᵈˢ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ
i mean, i don't have ground to stand on, i call my gf bro or man sometimes but
it's basically saying dude romanticly
fair
he's like 👀 are the historians gone? 👀
c'mere (whispers to zag) so my bf- shoot they're back dammit nevermind
language is arbitrary, all use is fair
tbh Patroclus and Achilles definitely say "dude" romantically
Fffft
fit gay energy
it's true
gym bros who are also soulmates
every friend group has that athletic couple
these guys just happen to be some of the greatest mortal heroes Greece ever produced
stepping it up
also speaking of theseus everytime he says "so are you ready for me beating you again?"
Like BRO, I WHIPPED YOU LIKE CREAM LAST TIME ARE YA NEGATING THINGS IS WHERE WE AT
Theseus: "not-breathes"
Me: inhales
B O I
Poseidon has dialogue on that, where he reveals everyone thought Theseus was his son because of his loud mouth
yeah
makes sense tbh
i love that
also y'all
poseidon was really into being surrogate father to zag tho
some dialoge takes priority
poseidon was really into being surrogate father to zag tho
it's true 😭
my only true dads are patty and achilles
anyway i got uuuuuh a lot of dialoge really weirdly
I think Poseidon likes him in part due to Zag's first weapon being Stygius
maybe? i think poseidon is just like that
and all that nectar/ambrosia
and you know, not wanting to be in Tartarus
Posi has this face that reminds me of my own uncle, they're not really the same but they share some characteristics so i'm just naturally attached to him as an uncle figure y'know
asdfghjk
posi's chest hair scares me
tbh seeing as Nectar and Ambrosia are both food items, I like to imagine some of the older Olympians (particularly Demeter) see him as this cute little kid handing out snacks to people
"dawww, look at him go"
lemon that is the cutest headcanon of zag ive heard in a while
reverse trick-or-treating
zag tottering about "hi gramma u want candy"
"take a picture! He's using my old gauntlets!"
"Gamgam believes in you Zag!" "Beat Theseus into the dirt!"
🥴
demeter as lin beifong has some seriously high meme potential
another line
Theseus: "ha, who taught you such mediocre tricks?"
Zag:
Zag: Aristos Achaion...
also Laddie my fine dudeperson, where did you get that image of achilles and pat? im asking for uh, reasons
yes
send me a copy as well
but also you're a genius and this 2 braincell'd amoeba would've never thought
honestly all SGG art is screenshotable and can be used as a bg
ma bois
fATHERS
awee power couple
why a bug tho
His shade does have long legs, whereas Achilles' doesn't.
i think it's the way they're arranged but also hc accepted
can you believe this two invented love
yes
Yeah I'm so happy to see Patroclus stand tall, the Myrmidon Warrior! back in action!
lol i remembered that he took achilles' armor and pretended to be him
and everyone just accpeted later when achilles was actually involved being like 'huh, you're a bit shorter than i'd thought you be'
🙃
It fit well enough that Patroclus drove the Trojans back to the gates of Troy
"watch and learn how it's done you scrub" -Achilles upon being summoned when fighting the bull and the dull
well technically
my fav thing is that while I suspected the last companion would be achilles, I was both right and wrong bc I never guessed pat would get included, and I've frankly never been more happy to be wrong bc that was an absolute power move on sg's part
but you're right though looking at the portraits, patroclus is just large
and achilles' army of well rested myrmidons
Achilles: ok here's the las- oh gods are you ok
Patroclus: wheeze y e a h
Achilles: is it too smal-
Patroclus: yes dammit
also, patroclus does have divine blood in his family
hc: patroclus is lankier
so what im saying is that achilles is Thicc
plus if patroclus did use achilles' weapons and armor that means he may have been using Varatha too
which is literally a god killing weapon
oh he didn't take the spear
patty the powerful
yeah, he only used the armor as a disguise
they had to kill him or he would have changed fate uwu
because they needed to paint the picture that Achilles was still leading the Myrmidons into combat
achilles didn't have a god killing, malevolent sentient spear either in the illiad
i know he used Varatha in the hadesverse
well, in Hades lore
tbh if they do add more aspects, I would like to see if more mortal heroes used the infernal arms
he literally has an aspect and it seemingly is still tied to him
I could see that being the case for all of them besides the rail
i wish pat had a voiceline upon seeing the spear
he does
I swear I've had one before.
nani
he probably only reacts to Achilles' aspect
if you meet him in Elysium with Achilles Varatha
i think i got it before
I can look later
he is depressed and says "wow you have his spear, maybe you will rack up a higher body count than he did"
OUCH
WOOOAH NO
I guess as a reference to how vengeful and angry Achilles was in life
yeah, i remember that line
hey, he is pretty depressed and bitter when you meet him
Also, guys, Pat actually killed more people
In the Iliad, not the war per se
second only to Diomedes
dang patty
nice
No Pats ONLY SLAPS
you mean stabs
and probably impales too
yeah he wasn't just "Achilles's boyfriend/soft spot"
right-
he was a legit fighter
pat is badass
with a long legacy of violence
pats reflected upside down is stab
don#t remind me
you had to be if you were relevant during the trojan war
something liek that
if you kill someone when you're a kid
oof
we don't know how old he was!
it was over a game and we do not know the details
iirc
all the cool dudes in the trojan war were pretty accomplished slaughtering machines
in both sides
Achilles: Hey Pat me and Ajax are playing dice wanna join?
Pat: sweats nervously
it's interesting cause he does mention this very thing where the greatest in elysium were technically all bloodthristy fighters, just on the right side of conflicts
yeah, Hector was a badass despite not exactly pulling the best lot in life
reminder that Pat was actually meant to go to asphodel 👀
yeah, pat was robbed
tbh hades playing 4D chess wouldn't be too surprising
like Hades is aware of the fated list so he knew Zag was going to escape either way
plus he's bitter and unhappy, he could also have done it just because
so getting Achilles up there just facilitated that
it's part of the deal achilles made with hades, he traded his own place in elysium with pat and entered service with hades personally
Hades probably put him in Asphodel as leverage to get Achilles to serve him
It's mentioned ingame
Zag underworld relationship fixer:
Level 1: Orpheus Eurydice
Level 2: Patty Achilles
Level 3: Apollo Hyacinth
yeah that's what i meant duwang
Yeah basically the thing was "you train my son and your friend goes in elysium"
"can i see him still?"
"no lol sucks to be you i guess"
I just had a hilarious bug in the Theseus fight, he was in his chariot and stuck on some pots, so he just sat there and didn't move while Asterius and I battled it out
imagine if Hades the Sequel is just Zagreus going on quests to fix relationships
hhhhh maybe Arte
once I broke the pots he moved
it's not like that was his only arse move with mortals, he also accepted Orpheus' wager fully knowing he'd fail
oh i think achilles himself didn't evene fight for to see pat cause he thought he had no right
Zagreus god of bonds send tweet
sdfghjkl
moving Patroclus to Asphodel just for the sake of using him as leverage would probably be in character for him
oh how did that happen zeal, was it a bug?
achilles is very much the loyal servant type, as well. as far as you see in his characterization in the game I mean, he does still take his duties in the house seriously
he complained about him and Asterius not being a team
did one lap
and then there were a bunch of pots near the exit so he got stuck on them
I did report it just in case
I think he desperately wanted him to go to elysium because he knows he deserves it, and he probably hates him anyway so who cares let's go to the house and i'll never see him again
sorta deal
achilles is loyal-ish, he still moves by what he thinks is right sometimes even if he takes his duties seriously
he wouldn't have given Zag the infernal arms otherwise
i honestly think that hades doesn't really go out of his way to be malicious, but rather it's stipulated in the contracts that they agreed upon
no, but he still uses entrapment here and there
i think patroclus was sent to asphodel in the first place anyway
achilles did that with nyx's help, she's the one who covered for him
looks at how hades treats zag
yes, but he still did it, that's my point
that's true
even if he had help from Nyx
I know that, I'm just saying it was still under a request form nyx lmao
the more i fight hades the more i can see some kind of actual reasoning to the whole keeping zag in the underworld, just not handled very well
now i really want to see what he was like, also pat
and everyone, i just want to see the past of everyone and what happened before the game
like some pdf comics downloadble from the sg site
yes!!
hey guys have a question how tu get the lucifer aspect? uwu
same as excalibur
in this channel i mean XD
but with the rail
thanks alot guys uwu
instead of the sword
good luck!!
Have fun with the aspect of LeBron James!
go shoot a god
May your basketballs shoot true
go taser dad lmao
also am i the only one that wants to see achilles... snap?
Now he matured but what if some of his rage persisted?
he kills hades
pre-underworld achilles would be a trip
permanently
post-pat's death, pre-underworld
murder machine
wait
i think it'd cause him unspeakeable grief to be that angry again
Like idk imagine you're listening to him and Hypnos talking and he's starting to get annoying and
BAM ALTERNATE FRONT FACING SPRITE PISSED AS HELL
i just finished a run and hades said once again beaten by stupid relative
tbh Achilles Rage is pretty accurately depicted in his aspect at least
he doesn't like to recall the spear
he charges straight through the enemies
yeap, hades means zagreus, who is his son i think, ans
yes
yeap, it is
relative is rather used for family not for son, wife or any other thing
that's made by him
xD
relative can mean any one with blood relationship
hmm
so yes, direct family like son, wife, daughters too
anyone in your family is related to you
technically also his brothers and sisters whacked him with Zag via boons
true
and when it comes to uncles, aunt then they're relatives
anyone in your family is related to you
@north garden banjo music
in my country we don't use 'relative' to talk about immediate family as well ans
it's culture thing i guess
yes, uncles, aunts, cousins, grandparents
yep!
@north garden banjo music
@cloud geode XD
well in this context
im from malaysia so english is a second language, there's a lot of cultural differences in how the language is used XD
neighbor!! i'm from germany!
ah! lovely country
Relative in my country is "parente", and yeah we usually use it only for non parents and non sons
ohhh
@vapid parcel Guten tag!
Hallo!
i onlyy know one polish word, dziekuje i think
yeah - Thank you!
i don't know any polish sadly :c
: D
that's not a problem, no one is requiring it from you haha
you can polish up on learning a new language ;D
agsgdgdg
yeah, hahahaha
time for punishment
xD
turns on 32 heat
Omg
aghshdhd F
Oof
what's your favourite weapon so far?
fISTS
new bow
only bow i play but god
Bow and talos fists
it's fun with zeus special
dEMETER FISTS
i love arthur's aspect, guan yu and fists
otherwise sword
only because i am terrible at asphodel lmao
OMG
I will miss old lernie
No i'm joking now i think he's more simple?
they give the second attack a better hurtbox
i enjoy lernie's new looks ngl
so it hits more consistently now
hoh

