#h1-discussion
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Zag shield isn’t the worst…
Big brain play
I'm not saying that.
Trying to use beo without rebinding the cast button didn't feel fun to play at all
He just used a Poseidon Stygius without cast
So he could show I'm just bad
By beating my pb
Wow
Yeah, it was hard for me to get into bro but it does some damages if you put the work
I think the Poseidon Speedrun wr used ME... So maybe he's just going for the wr 
If you aren't going to use casts at all for whatever reason or can't get used to hitting the button fast enough then zag shield is better than beo
Oh that’s why he’s using Poseidon: he’s showing he’s better than you at an ok weapon without using casts. Now that’s a flex
Welp, that’s your answer then, the why to it all lol
What a friend
real quick ima butt in here what god is good for gilgamesh
I remapped attack into zr (switch controls) and cast into y while playing beo
He’s flexing on us with the wrong build, what chad
Otherwise it feels weird to use
Demeter. And by demeter I mean aspect of demeter
oh
Poseidon
Poseidon with zeus for sea storm
bokay
Do zeus dash only with gilga 
Yeah dash only runs with gilg can be fun
Gn
Gn
But like I asked, do you get smthng for getting all bonds? I’m fine if u don’t, but if there’s like a prophecy I didn’t get it
How exactly do you fill the bar for your ability
You attack
Aphro has some dialogue but that's it
So you just need to hit?
Hit things or get hit
Yeh, and also get hit too with some boons
Receiving damage also fills it up
I’m starting Elysium and I haven’t seen Chaos yet.
Is this a prank? Hath I been Japed? Does Chaos even exist?
It's empty everytime I enter a room, is that supposed to motivate you to use it more often?
Just fight casually and ull fill it
It resets after every encounter
Oh that's sad
So just use it whenever in normal rooms
It’s honestly just useful for bosses or for rooms with chunky enemies
Only save for max call during bosses and if its aphro/artemis
Wanted to save 4 charges for the bossfight in elysium
Most of the calls will get better use of a lesser call
It's aphro and I'm going to do a boss
The last rooms in Styx can fill it pretty nicely tho
In rooms, just hit it when there’s 1 gauge full
Is styx the area after elysium?
Yup
Yes
Well ideally you don't do any of those
You don’t need to fill it up for rooms
You can
Since miniboss rooms exist
The rat thing killed my last run btw
INB4 tiny vermin
Cant fight the almighty rat
That thing finished me faster than Hades himself
What rat tho
This is what I call "Speedrunner advice". Advice that benefits speedrunners but is usually bad advice for normal players
Big one or tiny vermin
The small rat boss in styx
FO2 EM4
Tiny vermin probably
King vermin can be pretty bad
The whot?
Add some HL5 and CP2 to that 
Add a HS to it
Forced overtime 2, extreme measures 5
Btw can aphro hit through the shield of the guy who's fighting together with the cow?
Extreme Measures 4 (Stronger Bosses) Forced Overtime(faster enemies.)
Well playing quickly is kind of important for higher hearts but the minibosses still feel a lot easier than the big open rooms since companions exist
As expected.
Asterius becoming a Beyblade and Theseus getting a car made my day
Ruthless bc why not or because it helped more?
Already posted it there 
Alright
The dodge chance kinda saved my ass ngl
^
So I have to hit Theseus to charge the call/ability and kill the bull with it?
He's cool
#asteriusdeservedbetter
…
So
I found chaos finally
And they comment on Dionysus
#definitelynot
Cow gets killed
I’m going to commit homicide
Ez victory royale
It’s better to kill asterius since when Theseus goes into half health he summons a god and it starts to get crazy
The gilgamesh convo is literally Asterius just saying he wants a friend.
Can I help
Oh no not you again
Are you here to disrespect bouldy again?

I havent done the gilga prophecy on my 2nd file bc i dont want to unlock it lol
I never disrespected a rock
Figured that but can't i leave spear guy above 50% and just use him too charge my call right? Want to get the most out of the call it does 2500 dmg after all
You can do that but asterius has 14k I believe, you’ll charge the call with him easily
Depends on the weapon but yeah asterius should be enough
I killed him 2 rooms ago he has decreased hp will that still be enough?
If anything you are better off killing asterius first
Use your max call on Theseus. All of the time you'll have a max call by the time he's half health. He spends that long charging his Olympians Aid you can nearly kill him with any call.
Yeah, I think he decreases like 2k health, you’ll be fine
And then using the call to skip second phase theseus
I thought theseus can block it
Arthur sucks to charhe god gauge
compared to something like malphon with dash strike
What bout aphro
Honestly Aphrodite’s and Artemis’ call are my favorites since they’re just a burst of damage
He can’t block a call iirc
Theseus cant block during the god aid
There's you're answer
Oh right
Your*
Whats special about malphons dash strike I'm using it all the time
For the first seconds he can’t, but then he does
He doesn’t even block lol
Malphon charges god gauge quickly
They deal good damage real quick
It's only one hit I'll be fine
It's fast, it's so easily spammable and charges god gauge before you can even blink.
Ig I'll spam it even more
Ok
I wouldn't know if he blocks or not. Too much stuff on the screen and then he's dead
It's just a normal dash attack and not the uppercut right?
Yes
*me is dead
Dash- uppercut is the uppercut
Unlucky
Ooh I'm bleaching my hair tomorrow fun
Wanted to make sure, idk if a strike is a normal attack or the special thing
Godzilla had a stroke while reading that and died
Ngl i like zeus with demeter aspect more than ME
Zeus is fun when you get a lot of him, then it’s just lightning bolt feast
SH and ME are my favourite things on Dem
Dio Attack Artemis Special
Yes please
Give me that
Add aphro dash for low tolerance/heart rend
Dem attack zeus special
And then support fire for more chaos
Zeus special on dem sounds like lighnting strike on artur 
You can really rack up alot of damage quick on Malphon it's insane
How do I get EM4
I wanna fight super dad
Idk I like it
Need to get credits i think first?
Fists can stack up 10 chill rly easy and then zeus with lighting bolts and jolted are amazing
No idea what is the eaxct trigger tbh
I'm getting places
I just keep playing and it unlocks
Do I have to buy it from the contractor or something?
Ye
Ooh
Yeah I thought it unlocked after ||getting Persephone home||
What heat is EM4, 10?
4
Yeah all levels of EM is 10
I mean it’s 10 heat with all of the other. Em
Right
Em1 is 1, Em2 is 3, Em3 is 6, EM4 is 10
My bad
But honestly unless you want a death wish I wouldn’t run it, especially on high heat
Alone is fine
So then I get three whipping women, a levitating Hydra Head, A bronze Beyblade with a man in a car, and super dad.
Just dont add some crazy pacts to it
Ye
I'll just do EM4 on its own
Tis has never whipped me
I like the dialogue from first time em4
What actually changes about EM4?
I know dad gets armor
Does he become a Beyblade too???
If you go em4, never EVER put hard labor and forced overtime together. If I do that I’m asking for death
I wont spoil em4 for you
Yeah let’s not
Just go there and get your ass kicked by dad, or not
All he does is combo and summon Cerberus
Its not as cool as you think
Bruh you just spoiled the one cool thing
It was a hide surprise for me when he did that tho
Friendly reminder, dad should have a plushie to summon cerb the same way we summon meg and the others

Can I summon Cerberus
Nah
Yeah. Just gotta make it to Styx bro
As much as id like it, I think Cerberus like dad more than zag lol
Oh cooool
It’s not really a boon tho
It’s like a special effect which you can only get from his keepsake
How do I get access to Hades' keepsake? Just keep chatting?
Think thats what the Dusa emote is for
Give him 2 nectar
I can't give him another Nectar tho
If the lock is still there for dad keep talking to him
He's locked at 1 affinity
Thanks to your advice I finished the boss without dying i have 2 charges of death defiance left(3 with the keepsake)
Play some more and you’ll unlock it
Nice
Now to duel with father
It usually just pops up trust me
Now I can die to daddy peacefully
I don't see why dying to the rat is not an option
The best spoiler for em4 is that the ost is amazing for it
Also I got it confirmed from an email with supergiant: you can only get the dusa bond once Thanatos and Meg are in the house at the same time. It’s not rng
She didn't give me my sword
The unseen ones is legit the best song
Im fine with everyone in the house
So don't blast out Final Countdown during the EM4 fight. Gotcha
From non vocal tracks i like the bloodless more but nice
Is EM4 even more surprising than Beyblade and Car Man or can I chill out?
Rip I already used skellys keepsake in this run, didn't need the charge but the game doesn't let me re-equip it, which keepsake would you recommend for daddy? I have cerberus keepsake on lvl 3 that seems like a good idea
More surprising imo
Acorn is good if ur skilled, which I’m not. Get something like nyx keepsake
Is acorn eurydice's keepsake
Yea
It grants like 5 free hits from a boss that doesn’t deal damage
3 for me it's lvl one
I just don’t like either dad since he has 2 phases (3 with em4)
Acorn or hourglass for styx
Are 50hp better than 3 hits?
If you have problems with all of styx i would take cerb
If only dad is the problem take acorn
I'll just avoid the rat
Not with dad imp
Dad hits for more than 50 unless you have god mode
Still good even then. It allows me to usually facetank Hades down his first health bar. It's honestly one of the best keepsakes in the game imo
Uhm ig I'll be using the acorn
No... Not even more health for dad. Why?
So Ill be using acorn thanks
Em4 is a bad choice for acorn tbh
Wait rly?
Some summons will destroy your charges compared to normal dad
I thought he just regained his usual 17k health
Is or just me or is EM3 Theseus easier to beat, just more irritating?
Thats the general opinion
Yep, just takes a bit of chasings
He just chills around for most of the fight
He doesn't really attack
EMThreeseus is easy
Yeh, but with asterius em3 he’s a pain in body
Thats a genius name lmao
EMThreeseus. I love that.
He attacks....just never at you 
Just kill Asterius

Em3 theseus can destroy your acorn charges if you are careless but he doesnt do much
Yeah but then asterius just keeps ramming into you and jumping which has a bigger area of affect
Does Asterius replace his Bull Rush with Beyblade or add Beyblade to his whole kit?
Adds it into the kit
He just adds beyblade
Because EM3 Asterius didn't bull rush once in our fight.
Lucky you
He bloody well did use Beyblade though
It’s not a guarantee he’ll ram
The beyblade is annoying when your casts are inside the AoE or you are using melee
I actually forgot about his Beyblade move.
Cant do anything except wait or try careless dash to recover
The beyblade is annoying since it forces you into another spot which might have Theseus
Ram is so easy to counter. You see him charging it up, and you stroll up and punch him in the teeth.
Problem solved.
I just block the ram lmao
For me I actually kill Theseus first in em3 just to get that chariot out of the way
This solution works for every boss if you output enough damage
The main scare was that I usually chase Asterius when he slams the ground and then he said "Surprise! Shock wave, boy." He then proceeded to annihilate half my health. I do not like that Miniboss.
Having Thanatos or Meg just nuke Theseus from orbit is hilarious
I honestly hate Alecto with fo2 since sometimes she just spams beyblade and it’s so annoying
Yeah. Alecto has taken more lives than Hades
Punching him in the teeth stops him from charging up his Bull Rush.
Alecto is easy
Hades is also easy
Who's the easiest Fury for you guys?
Tru
For me it's Tisiphone
Also can we just appreciate the growth that tisiphone has at saying zagreus?
Tisiphone
Tisiphone Appreciation post
Tis definitely the easiest boss in the game
Because every time she gets 33% off her health she makes it easier for me to hit her
It’s like watching a child learn their second word ever
Grand total of 3 words in hrr vocabulary
She knows two words already
Murder
Murderer
Oh yeah sry
50% increase since zag met her
3rd word
Charon has a wider vocabulary than Tisiphone
Is there any logical reason why Tisiphone is only capable of two words?
Also @ leo
Have you borrowed from charon already?
He’s like “nnnngghhgngnhjng I like money nnhnnghnghhnghh
Have I... Huh?
:D
Welp it’s gonna happen and it won’t be pretty
Enter charon's shop whenever you can
Charon will have a free sack of 300 gold sometimes
Yeh, just not in the last room before a boss fight
“Free”…
Yeah you can throw hands with charon
Just for you <3
You definitely have to pay a price to get that sack
The low low price of two DD
Yes and it’s hard
"Charon hardest boss in the game." - A Scholar
Please tell me I can have a rumble with Thanatos
And then the hardest boss in the game
Dusa
Nah
Fighting him early with a bad build is a express ticket back into the house
Yeah, the first time I found the sack was like my 5th room in Tartarus
EM tiny vermin when
Em numbskull pog?
EM5 - After you win against Hades and the styx takes you back, Charon drags you into erebus and dukes it out
Compelled by the pact or something
Tiny Vermin just strangled me with my own arm
*king vermin. Do not disrespect royalty
Facts
"hey nyx, what would happen if someone were to take charon's money?"
“Hey, free money” The naive zagreus says as Charon pummels him into the ground of Erebus and drowns him in the river styx
"my child, that would be dumb" or something like that
Good luck
I reaaaly wanna backhand Persephone.
Charon is the only secret boss
How much hp does death defiance give me
Unfortunate no
Half of your total hp
If you have 400, it regens 200
Half of your total unless you have a boon which influences it
No, they work one at a time
You basically have two health bars, yeah
Oh that’s what u meant lol
I know
I want to smack mother.
?
I'll settle for Charon instead I guess
On the lip?
More accurately Charon will settle for me
I mean... Go ahead
Yeah. Persephone is a babe
I still like that ||dad gains a second dd on em4, just proves he is a spear main zag|| <- em4 spoilers
As he drowns me in the Styx
We'll see who wins between Charon and you
Lmao I agreee
I really wanna fight Charon now
Wish they upgraded his cast tho
His moveset's all special but his cast is just cast
If we were to list who I wanna smack, Alecto, Nyx and Persephone are at the top of the list
“Mother, I have put up with your obedience for too long, and want to duke it out with you right her and now to show you what I’m capable” zagreus says, not knowing that a god older than even his father should not be tempered with
i’m lost at how that proves that?
You can already smack Alecto
I think he means the other way
I know. Its just a 33% chance.
HAHA
Budum tsch
Alecto bad 😈
Nyx, and persephone, though? I can see the appeal of Alecto after you get together with Meg
I dont think zag is that dumb to fight nyx
But your surrogate mother and your biological mother is sorta freaky
The slap video begins
The only reason is because she wouldn't give me my Sword.
She will, in time
Literal night incarnate
She is teaching you the virtue of patience
She has now. It took like 7 runs
how does big shopping too work
You're RPing a literal god, you should have all the time in the world
Who would know that a simple slap would be more powerful than 6 of the best weapons on the underworld?
Has anyone ever gotten a Satyr sack at the first path? Is it even possible?
Nah
Impossible
Not possible
I will teach her the virtue of a backhand from Gilgamesh's Aspect of Malphon.
Coded that way
It’s always the second or later
It's only possible to get a second
Or a third
It's always 50/50
I figured, otherwise i'd be an extreme exception
Yeh
If I were attempt to backhand poor boatman Charon how would it go?
since thanatos can be assumed to be a more direct (albeit scaled down) version of nyx
nyx would have than aoe death ability but stronger + teleportation
Huh
Badly
The true boss is not EM4 Dad.
Nyx would let zag hit her and then stand there just
It is max heat Boatman.
Nope, EM4 Dad still is harder
Just EM4 by itself
I wish Thanatos would have a more concrete way of showing up than just random chance, since I still haven’t gotten the Meg +than scene
Keep on getting hit
I'm gonna fight Charon in Tartarus
It's not exactly random
?
These guys losing to EM4 Hades
Fighting him early will go wrong most of the times
Pfft
Wait so he comes to you by you getting hit?
Lessee here
What
I'm onto giving Meg ambrosia now. How many does she take to finally appreciate Zagreus again?
4
4 I think
Oh so by EM4 Dad I'll have a girlfriend
in sorry I just had to
Nice.
Someone triggered
Yeah bro em4 fo2 hl5 WAS SO EASY
ez af
i just cut myself on that edge
I farted and he died
Y'all struggling on EM4
I beat it like first try ez money
I just did 700 heat hitless

Get on my level
Bro I did 7000 heat get on my level YOU KID
bro I beat the game so hard it deleted itself
yall sub 10 on 64 heat?
Imagine not being in heaven
Imagine not beating 64 heat in 2m.
on 65 heat
I just got 9s 64 heat
The classic 2m skip. I invented that
I'm so good
Imagine not beating 999 heat in a milisecond
What has happened here lmao
gg
A rock
16:50.08 in all honesty. Is it a good time?
Dont respect anyone above it
Im only on 16 clears, so I have time to improve
What can I say, Dem Malphon is where I shine.
i think all times i played arthur i would have timed out with TD3
But at least I have a clear on another weapon
Imagine not having +15% dodge chance while playing fists
I tried td3 for the first time like last night
it wasn't as bad
tarturus was a bit too close for comfort tho
i can do it with other weapons, just not arthur ww
I'm gonna try TD2. I'm getting times between 22-16m now consistently so I think I can manage TD2.
Bear in mind, this was also my first EM3 run, and I went AFK for a while, without pausing like an intelligent person. So 32 is forgivable.
TD2, EM2, DC2 seems easily doable.
Wait you've only played increasingly higher heats on a single aspect?
Yeah all my times are long cuz I just afk talk to friends
All my clears have been dem Malphon
Fascinating
Aside from the one on Arthur
Got like 50+ minute runs on average
yes
I'm going for the Aspects before I use them.
I mean if you can rack easy wins with the weapons might as well get the titan blood
Better than learning other weapons 
I'm gonna max out Nemesis, Achilles, Beowulf, Chiron, Dem and I'll leave Rail for now.
yeah i like the titan blood grinding
means when i do switch weapon it will be evne more powerful!!!
I prefer Nemesis to Arthur
What's pidgeon holing
I like poseidon but that just my mindset after playing with hera/beo for a little too much
Nah. I'm not the biggest fan on Poseidon
Casts good
Casts good
Kidney Stones not so surr
Who's the hardest of the Furies for you guys? I'd say Alecto.
I really didn’t like rail until I started doing bounties and had to learn how to play it
yea its probs alecto
Even now it’s still my least favorite, but I’m probably okay at it
I'm not leaving rail out because I don't like it, it's fun but I don't have a clue what I'm doing.
your best™
Love attempting a max heat run and getting stopped at room 3
Why do Armored enemies have like 4x health???
because they are armored
BP2 and CP2 moment
I came across a grabbing thing with a health bar that was 4x larger than normal.
Confusion
BP2?
Benefit packages has a benefit that increases their max hp
Calisthenic programs lvl 2 adds 30% more hp
Nope
lmao max heat runs
BP is fun until 6 numb skulls get savior and your dps is meh
I can't even get past tart in time with max heat
5 mins
I feel like my tarturus keeps becoming worse and worse as I play
5 mins per biome, 20 total
At least OP stuff like Chiron/Hestia + Shackle works
TD3 valid, yeah
Not so many things affect charon
Even if time runs out, it just starts draining your health, 5 at a time
It's not insta-death
CP Charon
ive found my elysium getting sloppy
HL, CP, DC, FO and i think that it is?
like pure naff positioning on my part
Aspho is my worst
Enemy on the other side of the map goes brrr
And Elysium I just hate shielded enemies
And butterfly balls
Whoever made them can burn in the depths of Asphodel
Overall I go through asphodel the quickest but asphodel also has the fewest encounters of the three biomes
i am getting a lot better at styx
since realising that the boss rooms are reallyyyyy fine
Butterflies are pretty and fine
I'm quite often losing alot of time in the back of Asphodel/Front of Elysium
Butterfly in erebus just to annoy everyone
Like I'll get to Megagorgon in 5m and then idk what happens.
They are if you're not taking TD3 IMO
If you are speedrunning they arent
They are just an extra gate but with an extra objective
The rewards are pretty good
I'm not even using my contractor for the benefits. I just want Orpheus to sing for me.
Otherwise double reward for poms/hearts/money and rarity for boons is great
Is there any specific trigger to get Orpheus to sing?
Just keep playing
Same
Instrumental only tho
thats fine
Do you guys ever have enough money to get the blood or diamond at the end?
that intro is nuts
I’ve bought the diamond once
Sometimes, i dont focus on it tho
I never have enough
leo sometimes you can do a run where you intentionally save for the styx purchases
I gladly spend hundreds of gems for one diamond
We both should not be awake right now.
Money used to have a better run will still be a diamond anyways
Correct
if you wanna do that id recommend taking the gold interest mirror
Deep Pockets supremacy
imagine sleeping
Maybe we should sleep
last night at 3 i realised i had a class at 8 so i just didnt sleep
But Reject Hypnos
Only 2:30 smh
Deep pockets supremacy unless its time for hoarding slash memes
Based
This is the right mindset
2:30am here for me and i have an iced coffee
I literally can’t function during the day anyway
Because apparently I’m just a vampire
smh
Night is quiet and dark
Day is bright and noisy
Mommy Nyx
game
because its just not happening
always
I hate the Megagorgon more than Lernie
Just sleep and do your duties
Lernie EM2 barely makes a difference
But sleep is for the weak
no
Reject Hypnos
arena is very spicy
Then dont sleep
em3 is fun until asterius becomes a beyblade
Dude said a car
With the mixture of dyslexia and fingers fatter than quarter pounder burgers you can see my issue.
Powerful armor and axe
Zag is the God of Blood and Life is he not
i like that asterius doesnt like the armor
If I use the feather keepsake that gives + dodge chance, do I lose the benefit when I unequip it?
we just force him to wear it
Yeah what power is that
Yeah

yes, bonus is lost
That still doesn't explain his smallness
Yeah what kind of power does that entail
Bloodstone
Bleeding
And a lifelong friendship with Than
being taken by the styx a lot !
And bleeding red
It’s like most of the things gods can control have been taken
So he’s a blood bender? Thats it?
His connection to the guy who deals 9999 damage
Ah of course
Hades gets soloed by Than
Hey, Blood Bending is pretty powerful
Happens when your grandpa is a human
👀
By that logic Nyx could probably solo Hades.
Wimp god
cmon guys be fair
Have you not watched avatar?
his dad is Hades who can... spin a spear pretty well
and his mum is persephone who is.. good at gardening?
I have
youre asking too much of our lil babey zag
Okay. In all fairness, Zags true power is begging for help from other people.
@severe pelican You make a good point
Meant to send that to the other person whoops
Hades can do more than that smh, he has a power no other god has, being a decent person
dude will never give up
Imagine if Zag has a child with a human woman. It might genuinely just be powerless
Like if we compare any of the Olympians with Hades then damn Hades automatically becomes the nicest guy ever
Child would be wheelchair bound
Poseidon got mad because a bull wasn't sacrificed and cast a love spell on a woman and a bull
well historically in greek myth hades has always generally been a decent guy
Zeus is just Zeus
often just screwed over by his family
i mean zag still can fight very well with just the weapons
#JusticeForHades
Zag cant fight that well Boonless
As opposed to Zeus, who rearranged that sentence
indeed
He’s faithful and doesn’t usually punish people and torture them for mundane mistakes, plus he doesn’t trick humans either
Meanwhile Zeus…
Nobody gonna comment on this?
Let's talk about POSEIDON
What do you want us to say
It’s how our homie asterius was made
Also had a lot of children
Zeus made a lot of children so it balances out
The fun uncle being freaky is a trope we're not surprised about, right?
If you're a demigod your dad's probably Zeus.
Icarus' own fault tbh
Love how in Hades' Chambers its literally just capes tho
Actually no Icarus fell into the ocean, so yeah Poseidon did that
True
????????
but he fell because he flew too close to the sun
Drowning is poseidon's fault??
Yes.
sooo apollo's fault?
Everyone who has ever drowned is Poseidon’s doing
Poseidon could've shot him out if he cared enough
Poseidon is the sea itself.
Oh come on that's just pinning blame
Daedalus shouldn’t’ve made wings out of wax
Humans can't inhale water
That’s like
The worst material to build things out of
Poseidon watched Icarus die. That's not cool. Not allowed. But Icarus wouldn't have lived long anyway

Technically it was the wax holding the feathers together, and they wouldn't have melted had icarus not flew so goddamn close
Athena is prideful, spiteful and pretty goddamn evil, Poseidon really doesn’t have a good relationship with cities (he destroys dozens with earthquakes), Zeus is well, Zeus
I think Dionysius is the only Olympian who might be a good guy.
me too?
lmao nope
true, i blame prometheus
Orpheus would disagree
Sameee
He is also kind of related to insanity
So uh
Orpheus was a bad bad bad guy
Not great
dionysus wine cults >:D
Being the god of madness is based
I made it to the fields was so lucky with the get health back when hitting enemies till the ghost chariots killed me rip
Facts
Oh? Gonna have to explain this. I'm not too tuned into Greek Mythology.
Unlucky
Dionysus’s cults killed Orpheus in most of the ways he died
They also apparently sacrificed a lot of people
You got a time machine?
Put simply, Hades is like, the only Greek God that isn't horrible.
What about Thanatos
Hera can’t be that ba- oh
Is death a God?
Or hells, Hermes
And he's the one who got cursed to rule the underworld
He's a Cthonic god.
thanatos is a god yes
Hermes does a lotta messed up stuff because pranks
What has Hermes done
Along with Hypnos and Nyx
I just need merciful end to get through the dungeons if i'm lucky
What about Artemis
Funny tho
What has Artemis done
Artemis turned a guy into a dear and then hunted him
Ye
Hermes is rather nice if you ignore the fact that he slaughtered cows when he was a day old
And apollo came out of the womb singing
Apollo has definitely done some stuff, since he’s the god of everything
All of Apollo's lovers die, half of them nonconsentual
Isn't he the God of Plagues and stuff as well as healing
what did the cows did to him
Yup
He was just hungry dw
Also, being the god of music, Apollo caused Soulja Boy
Not to mention they were apollo's cows
XD
Big drako
The only Olympian who's got a clear name is obviously Ares.
I saw the animated version where Artemis was bathing and turn the guy into a deer but made it more creepy and then turned the deer into a girl lel
What could Ares have done
Aphrodite is the entire reason the Trojan War happened
Actually, yes
Ares isn't particularly scummy
Ares is probably at fault for WW2
Ye
More than half, and this applies to pretty much every god
Ares is the type that would be happy with the nukes
CW: || in homeric poetry Ares is associated with the epithet "woman r*ping" ||
Except for hades lmao
Or make Soulja Boy
What does CW mean
content warning
Content warning
Every Bad musician is Apollo’s fault
Okay. Uh. Demeter
And only non-con involved between Hades and Persephone is Zeus's fault
But then again, the Hades soundtrack is also his doing
Instant regret
Never ending winter because Persephone isn't with her
Literally
She causes literally every weather-related problem
Ye
This is dumb
its relaly dumb
And is overly possessive of her daughter
I will find a good god on Olympus
the greek gods are petty and silly
Hera
"Every"?
See: Zeus
😂
idk id be kinda pissed if my daughter was kidnapped by zeus and sent to the underworld
Here literally kills Zeus's children or tries to, even though it's Zeus's fault
Well now the lore in the mythology is that Persephone makes a deal to see her for most of the year and returns for a quarter of the year to the underworld. In that quarter of the year Demeter gets bummed out and causes winter.
The thing is, she gets like that still even when Persephone returns voluntarily on her own
What about, like Eros?
Yes, and that's a sign of being overly possessive
See Also: Aphrodite
Eros isn’t that bad
partners in crime more often than not
Basically just like Aphrodite, he likes to mess with your love life if you treat him bad
I dunno what you mean "volunatrily". I thought she HAD to return to the underworld
The Greek gods are very humanized. They're flawed and do a lot of terrible crap that humans would do, except they also have divine powers. It makes their mythology really interesting.
Well I'm safe then
Technically yes, but she only has to do it because she ate pom seeds knowing what it would do
What has Erebus ever done
KRATOS
What did she eat the pom seeds for
Why do I keep asking about the worst ones?
So she could return to Hades
uhhh dont think she did know what they would do
Not a real god, killed his family
Who hasn't?
True
That doesnt make any sense. I guess I'll just read the lore.
traditionally its demeter that is told that persephone will be trapped if she eats the food of the underworld
Technically fooled into that by Arws tho, so fringe
Another of Ares’s wrongdoings, then
To be fair, a lot of the Greek mythos has gone through many iterations and changes even during the time of the Greeks themselves. We don't even really know if Persephone is actually the verdant goddess. Some iterations of the lore paint her as a Cthonic godddess and name her something like Terror Persephone.
He did slaughter hundreds of thousands before turning on Olympus tho
So see: God of War 2
Honestly who hasn’t tho
Gaea is the earth
So
I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac5ksZTvZN8&vl=en
I love this one.
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Titans technically are associated different from Gods
Hestia.
Didnt she give birth to the titans though?
What did Hestia do
So Atlas holds Gaea up?
in percy jackson hestia is very nice
Idk. I don't know much about Greek Mythology.
Percy Jackson Zeus isn't an adulterer too I believe
Hestia presides over all sacrifices
So bad reference point
So uh
An accurate source for information. Clearly.
sure he is, slept with mortal women whilst married to hera :D
A non-con adulterer
Tbf it's just as accurate as everything else
Why is this so hard m
Maybe but he just holds up the world
We Stan the grim reaper
The kindest God's are the ones in the underworld lmao
in their actual mythos
Ye
that's unironically true
I thought he held up the sky
the cthonic gods do tend to be the more sympathetic ones yes
Essentially only the Cthonic Gods aren't asses
Nyx, Hypnos, Thanatos, Hades.
Idk


