#h1-discussion

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manic bobcat
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Lmao

supple lodge
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wrong link my bad

distant night
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wtf mendely

manic bobcat
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Yikes xD

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But do look for that clip

distant night
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i just saw the shoutout and the links

supple lodge
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I copied the wrong link by accident argh

granite ether
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ahh that video, where he uses self damage special in the smallest room on a no damage run

deep oasis
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Someone was linking their Zagreus/Thanatos smut again?

manic bobcat
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Basically Haelian was doing hitless run

distant night
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hahaha

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AGAIN

manic bobcat
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With Hazard Bomb

supple lodge
manic bobcat
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And Amir descended from above to put him in his place

supple lodge
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Amir went Hypnos mode on Haelian

manic bobcat
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Timestamp?

deep oasis
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What I need is an edit of Zagreus announcing that all women are queens and Hades claiming that they are merely thots

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In their voices

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... too much?

supple lodge
supple lodge
manic bobcat
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Yeah 4:45 for some context

distant night
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YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM HAELIAN

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I AM SCREAMING

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this is so good

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but who is jesse

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please

manic bobcat
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Ping them and find out squirtdevious

distant night
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i dont wanna

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thats cringe

brazen lagoon
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their role isnt listed on readmer first

distant night
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exactly

brazen lagoon
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i genuinely dont know who they are

distant night
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they suddenly appeared a week before christmas i believe

manic bobcat
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We have a Jesse, we also have a James.

distant night
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even made a screenie when they appeared cause i like blue

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thought it was some kinda joke but it wasnt?

manic bobcat
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There is a team Rocket joke in there somewhere

deep oasis
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Turns out that Jesse is just an intern who gets coffee for everyone

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but goshdarnit he brews a hot batch

distant night
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he?

brazen lagoon
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jesse is this true

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can you confirm this jesse

manic bobcat
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Quick someone scrolls through the end credit to find this out.

distant night
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there is no jesse

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i am losing my mind

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i want to ping them so badly

vapid fox
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I finally have one ambrosia back after wasting the others

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who shall I give it

distant night
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who do you like most

deep oasis
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I've been watching the documentaries on the Supergiant Games and I just cannot stop comparing Amir to one of my brothers. They have the same damn mannerisms while talking 😆

vapid fox
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thinking of than felt cute

manic bobcat
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I got it

deep oasis
distant night
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oh no

manic bobcat
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Detective FoxHope has found out who Jesse is

brazen lagoon
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reveal yourself jesse

distant night
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REVEAL IT

brazen lagoon
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who is this mysterious person

deep oasis
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inb4 someone's face turns out to be a mask

distant night
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i will pay you in nectar

deep oasis
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Everyone in unison cries out the name of that person in surprise

brazen lagoon
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inb4 its actually mr supergiant

deep oasis
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Jesse's like: I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling Discord users

supple lodge
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jesse is a cryptid

distant night
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the giant that is super is jesse

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ibPIÖJVDKMÖAL

manic bobcat
vapid fox
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how bad is the delay with thans companion

distant night
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jesse actually just hacked the server and is just a regular user unnoticed by staff

deep oasis
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what if Jesse is a bot

brazen lagoon
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do the mods even know who jesse is

distant night
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the mods i pinged and asked about this never answered

manic bobcat
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Yw

distant night
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MARKETING

deep oasis
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I KNEW IT

brazen lagoon
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MARKETER POG

distant night
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GODDAMNIT

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GREAT MARKETING BROTHER

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even made their own name something people were curious about

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sgg you hired a good lad for this

manic bobcat
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Just realize the massive spoiler that was

distant night
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oh true

manic bobcat
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But mystery solved.

distant night
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sad you cant rewatch the credits on a button press in main menu afterwards

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i would do it probably way too often but idc, gimme those 500h

brazen lagoon
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yeah the credits with in the blood playing sends me to another plane

manic bobcat
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Yeah same

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Funnily enough

distant night
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such a great song

brazen lagoon
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OH ITS IN THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

manic bobcat
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I got it on my birthday

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:D

distant night
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got what

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the credits?

brazen lagoon
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got deez nuts

manic bobcat
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The end credit

distant night
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nice

distant night
manic bobcat
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Lmao

vapid fox
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how many "ranks" are there if I were to choose tight deadline 9 minutes per rank?

brazen lagoon
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you can help with the CND

distant night
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i hate that joke but i'll reuse it until the twitch-talk localization is out

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ranks?

vapid fox
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elysium etc

distant night
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ah well you would have 36mins

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4x9

manic bobcat
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9x4

distant night
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since 4 stages yaknow

vapid fox
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okies

distant night
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i still really wanna ping jesse

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want them to talk in this channel at least once

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just say "whazap" or "buy hades"

deep oasis
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I already b ought Hades 😦

distant night
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how many copies?

manic bobcat
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I want to ask them who was behind the basically stealth drop of Hades 1.0

brazen lagoon
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pretty sure most people in this server have bought hades ngl

deep oasis
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I didn't know I was buying straight up crack cocaine but I digress

manic bobcat
distant night
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aww pirate couples

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thats cute

manic bobcat
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Sure, that's what that means squirtnya

distant night
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i wonder if zag would look great as pirate with broseidon

deep oasis
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I love how my girlfriend was laying next to me in bed on her phone, not paticularly interested and then after I announced reaching the endgame for the first time.. her phone was like on the night cabinet

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Telling me what to pick next doorwise

distant night
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hahah

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bonding

brazen lagoon
manic bobcat
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Switch?

floral flame
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My boyfriend says I'm silly for playing it this much.. I thought about getting it for him, so he could be addicted too.

deep oasis
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I have it on Steam but I built a little Deskmini-based PC for the bedroom. I HAVE been considering to get it for Switch cuz why not, Supergiant deserves the money

deep oasis
distant night
supple lodge
distant night
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dshfldaöfklaö

deep oasis
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HAHAHAH

distant night
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sir this is not a wendy's

supple lodge
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welcome to the house of hadeez nuts, where death is our life 🌸 🌸 🌸

deep oasis
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So apparently at SSG.. they have a support ticket thing? Like, is it from the users or from internal workers? Like "MY OUTLOOK IS NOT WORKING PLEASE HELP"

vapid fox
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the buff at the mirror that says "bonus damage to undamaged foes". its at 100% for me but the rail special does only 90 damage to undamaged foes

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that makes 50% not 100

distant night
vapid fox
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am I missing something?

distant night
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is it at 10%?

manic bobcat
vapid fox
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its 60

distant night
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rail special should be 60

manic bobcat
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Nvm 60

distant night
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huuuuuuh

manic bobcat
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You are right

distant night
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it cant be 100% tho

vapid fox
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yet the mirror bonus makes the rail hit 90 instead of 120

distant night
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only 75

vapid fox
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not talking eris

distant night
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are you sure you dont have shadow presence instead?

manic bobcat
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Spec can't backstab

distant night
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also:
Fiery Presence Each rank makes you deal 15% damage when you strike undamaged foes. (max: +75% damage)

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did they change the mirror again?

manic bobcat
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Well there are some instances where the damage is weird

vapid fox
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youre right

distant night
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huh?

manic bobcat
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Like we had a Zeus shield video where the damage is nowhere near the advertised number

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But after a reset, it works perfectly

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So... who knows

distant night
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advertisement, time for jesse to shine upon us their glorious wisdom

manic bobcat
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Lol you really love this Jesse huh

distant night
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(thats what marketing staff does, right?)

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it did bug me for weeks, yes

vapid fox
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thats weird. no spoiler

manic bobcat
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Spoiler?

distant night
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????????????????????????????

vapid fox
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I wanted to post a screenshot where it says 20% per rank in the game

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cant post screenshots

distant night
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you can post them to imgur or gyazo and send the link

manic bobcat
distant night
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ye

manic bobcat
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Here's one

distant night
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wtf fox why

manic bobcat
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Spoiler

distant night
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oh right

manic bobcat
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Lmao

deep oasis
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s p o i l e r a l e r t

brazen lagoon
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why are seeded grapes a thing

distant night
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thats from another server right?

brazen lagoon
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i hate them

vapid fox
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yes

brazen lagoon
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i always bite into seed and its bitter af

vapid fox
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I posted it on my server

manic bobcat
distant night
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idk the right word please dont slander me too hard

brazen lagoon
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well i dont like them

vapid fox
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sorry didnt mean to promote

distant night
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they did change the mirror?

brazen lagoon
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i just want to pop a grape into my mouth and forget about it

distant night
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huuuuuuuuuuh

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then buy seedless grapes

deep oasis
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I'm starting to feel guilty.. I dismissed Hades so hard two years ago

brazen lagoon
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they didnt have em

deep oasis
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mainly cuz of the Epic Store thing though

distant night
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epic store thing?

vapid fox
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didnt even hear about hades before it went on steam

deep oasis
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It was on the Epic Game Store first before it came to Steam?

brazen lagoon
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epic games

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i had never heard of hades until like november

distant night
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it will be like an olive but actually tasty

brazen lagoon
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damn bro thats a lot more effort than just spitting out the seeds lol

distant night
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it was first on egs?

deep oasis
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Sucking the seed out eh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

distant night
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why not

deep oasis
distant night
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improvise adapt overcome

deep oasis
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or you know

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get seedless grapes

manic bobcat
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Just eat the seed

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Smh

distant night
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if you can do it to cherries for cakes then you can to it to grapes

deep oasis
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Or just learn how to swallow the seed properly

manic bobcat
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Dude I eat a pomegranate with seeds

distant night
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that...

deep oasis
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's what she said?

distant night
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you normally eat pomegrate without seeds?

severe smelt
distant night
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how and why

deep oasis
severe smelt
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but i'd also never touch the Epic Store

manic bobcat
jaunty bay
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aspect of ||lucifer|| with infinite ammo ,zeus attack, support fire and +20% attack speed. I have achieved damage

severe smelt
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Isn't a pomegranate all seeds?

deep oasis
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Imagine Zagreus being picky about seeds in his pomegranates..

manic bobcat
deep oasis
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"Nah fam, I ain't eating that"

vapid fox
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there is also the terrible white stuff around the seeds

severe smelt
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Mmm, what do I want for zag sword. 🤔

brazen lagoon
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tf is a seedless pomegranate

brazen lagoon
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just an empty pomegranate?

manic bobcat
distant night
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just the pulp

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furry.... slash.....

manic bobcat
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In this thread people who don't know how to eat pomegranate

brazen lagoon
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fox you might wanna edit that

severe smelt
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lololol

distant night
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fox....................

jaunty bay
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lightning strike with the gun is a deadly lazer

severe smelt
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Mmm, Lightning strike on zag sword seemed a bit slow, but I supposed with all the slashing...

manic bobcat
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DID I STUTTER?

distant night
brazen lagoon
distant night
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DID FOX STUTTER

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if it's a furry slash, it is a furry slash

manic bobcat
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There is no mistake, just happy little accidents.

distant night
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deal with it, he is on the speedrunner leaderboard, he knows best like mother gothel

manic bobcat
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Also it should be cursed should it not?

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Lmao

severe smelt
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hehe

distant night
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hidden fists sure do a furry slash mi lord

manic bobcat
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Oh no

jaunty bay
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fox didnt you recently also call the erinyes furries?

manic bobcat
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No

distant night
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ahahahahaha

manic bobcat
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Maybe

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It's classified

distant night
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thats sucha fox thing to do

vapid fox
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I just noticed you can aim the speial of the rail by holding "Y" on the xbox controller...

manic bobcat
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Bruh

vapid fox
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this makes the aspect of eris so much easier

distant night
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aiming sounds op, nerf it

manic bobcat
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How did you not know that xD

distant night
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just randomly special behind the wall

jaunty bay
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i set my special to a shoulderbutton so i can use attack,dash and special at the same time

manic bobcat
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Ok I'm not a furry, just putting it out therr xD

vapid fox
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I kinda just dashed into the bomb where ever it landed

distant night
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the special has a 5% chance of hitting an enemy

jaunty bay
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you can also use the special while reloading fyi

vapid fox
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NICE

distant night
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imagine if rail special was rng dependant

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the speedrun comunity would riot

jaunty bay
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most of the time i use auto aim for special since it's faster than aiming manually

severe smelt
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daedalus is not offering me the furry slash 😢

distant night
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klfjökalä,öda

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FOX WHAT DID YOU DO

manic bobcat
vapid fox
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what does fury slash do again

distant night
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you cant lunge

severe smelt
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it's a consistent repeating attack

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relatively fast

distant night
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just spam that attack key

manic bobcat
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Furry Flurry Slash turns your attack into repeating attack that does 25 base damage.

severe smelt
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I got double edge, world splitter, or breaching slash

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rip

jaunty bay
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i imagine it to be good with the healing or the cash=damage upgrade

manic bobcat
severe smelt
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oh?

distant night
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double edge

manic bobcat
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Double Edge

severe smelt
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yay 😄

manic bobcat
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Forget the meme build

distant night
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honestly i'm torn between double edge and double nova

manic bobcat
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Just go crit and spam dash strike.

distant night
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double nova just feels so nice

manic bobcat
distant night
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sad

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vorime would shake his head at you

deep oasis
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What does the sword have over the Fists and does it allow me to scream one-liners like: BOI YOU'RE ABOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS

distant night
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it allows you to stab the ground

manic bobcat
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It allows you to pretend that you are good at the game

deep oasis
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oof

distant night
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fox, rules

jaunty bay
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NICE just defeated optional toughest boss fight ||charon|| for the first time

brazen lagoon
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ok so ive died 5 times now and the first chamber is always a daedalus hammer

severe smelt
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haha

brazen lagoon
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why is this happening

distant night
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those are scripted rooms

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like your first ever room being an athena boon

deep oasis
distant night
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just a few cripted hammers here and there

manic bobcat
distant night
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be kind even if you're sarcastic

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we dont need to repeat the last hammer-time

severe smelt
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but we just talked about the hammers repeating

manic bobcat
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Oh that was directed to me. But I'll practice some self love 💕

distant night
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awww now respect the rules even more

brazen lagoon
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but doesnt dying reset the seed

distant night
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dying ye, giving up doesnt

brazen lagoon
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yeah ive died every time

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and everytime its always the hammer

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i am confusion

distant night
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then the game just wants you to take a hammer

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dont questio daddydaed

severe smelt
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mm got zeus attack/dash ^^

manic bobcat
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Embrace the hammer start

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High heat people would kill for that stuff

distant night
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embrace daddy daed unwillingly helping you

brazen lagoon
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im specifically doing a run where i dont want the hammer first chamber

manic bobcat
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Interesting

distant night
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i wish there was a house of hades item that lets me see how many hammers i picked up

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just to see how many hammers daddy daed lost

manic bobcat
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Isn't that recorded?

deep oasis
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Next patch will contain Thor, God of Hammers

distant night
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but i'd have to count

deep oasis
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who will tell you that

distant night
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but he isnt-

manic bobcat
deep oasis
manic bobcat
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The Bastion flies over head and drops materials for Zag

deep oasis
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inb4 Red makes a cameo as one of the Muses

severe smelt
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scint feast already yesss

deep oasis
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I wanna go for another round but the missus has barred me from doing so

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( playing Hades, you pervs )

manic bobcat
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Well my head didn't go there but you said it.

deep oasis
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you're welcome

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But I seriously I am not allowed to play it cuz she wants to watch

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like come on

severe smelt
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hahaha

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I still haven't gotten hunter dash

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rip

manic bobcat
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Yeah Hunter Dash would be nice

deep oasis
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Hunter Dash?

manic bobcat
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Hunter Dash.

severe smelt
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another daedalus... I'm so bad at these lol

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furry slash is offered now

distant night
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but you have double edge already

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what else is there

severe smelt
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i am an idiot i have zeus dash

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uhh i took some from behind damage thing

distant night
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why are you an idiot?

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ohhh shadow thing

severe smelt
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i wanted to grab art dash

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i already have a dash

distant night
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sell it

severe smelt
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oh well epic hunter mark is good too

distant night
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or hope for a trade

severe smelt
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is lightning rod good at all

deep oasis
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Does any of you use a Steam Controller for this game btw?

distant night
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lightning rod is free money/dps

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i remember somebody saying they did use the steam controller and it being weird

deep oasis
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... l2play I guess cuz I've been using nothing but my SC

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Poor thing gets a beating during this game

distant night
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👀

manic bobcat
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My controller died playing Hades

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o7

severe smelt
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my controller is sort of busted

distant night
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you have a nice way of wording things Ravons

severe smelt
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zag likes to go up on his own

distant night
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oop

deep oasis
severe smelt
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if I actually get better at the game I may buy a new one. 😄

manic bobcat
deep oasis
distant night
manic bobcat
distant night
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have been among on this pg channel for too long

manic bobcat
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Use this to test your controller

deep oasis
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I sent back my PS4 controller because of drifting issues

severe smelt
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oh neat thanks

deep oasis
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I mean, Steam Controllers have become quite rare. And also cause they're not being made anymore.. I think

severe smelt
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This is a controller a friend gave me, an xbox one

deep oasis
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The bread and butter of PC controller gaming 😉 A good choice

severe smelt
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this website has some adds goddman

deep oasis
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uBlock Origin masterrace

severe smelt
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yeah i had that on but disabled it because i thought i was blocking something useful

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i was not

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Well my left stick is definitely not retuning to the middle 😄

deep oasis
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d o r i f t o

vapid fox
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is there any info how far you have to be for "deal 30% damage to distant foes"?

severe smelt
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like the default position could be in the MIDDLE of the top right quadrant

deep oasis
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I mean, you can try and adjust the dead zone, clean it with a cotton swab or.. well, repalce it

manic bobcat
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That far

vapid fox
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ok

severe smelt
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but first i still gotta kill you know who

distant night
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voldemort

deep oasis
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😱

distant night
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dundun DUUUUUUUUN

severe smelt
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the real mystery of the house of the dead

distant night
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oh snap

manic bobcat
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Voldemort is the best Batman villain imo

distant night
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bro noooo thats the purple guy

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but honestly Joker from teletubbies might be the best villain out there yet

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dont @ me

distant night
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yeeeeeeee

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all hail mendely

unreal axle
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shame im still getting crashes and freezes on mac

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my pc is broken and im waiting for parts to be in stock

supple lodge
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I see thanos starbucks 👁️ 👁️

vapid fox
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you know the "!" chamber of elysium?

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how can I look that one up on wiki

supple lodge
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yeah thats patroclus

vapid fox
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k thanks

supple lodge
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achilles' lover and an absolute blessing to see if you're out of defiances

vapid fox
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ye just like last run where I blew all 3

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pun not intended

supple lodge
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patroclus, saver of runs

vapid fox
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so it was just pure luck that he saved my run?

distant night
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does this help?

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oh you already found the answers you need mb

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rng leades the chambers

supple lodge
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if you have good rng you might meet all 3 npcs on one run

distant night
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ah yes, Made Friends along the Way

severe smelt
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mmm, 5 win streak &&

supple lodge
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rng has not let me meet all 3 in one run yet :(

distant night
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soon :c

supple lodge
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what are the odds i meat rock n roll boy, broccoli and sad gay in the same run

brazen lagoon
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some fun titles i like are robbed thanatos and fountain finder award

vapid fox
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all except sisyphos

supple lodge
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how do you rob thanatos

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i need to know

distant night
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rock n roll baby, broccoli, sad gay i am screaching

brazen lagoon
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when he does the encounter thingy make sure he doesnt get a single kill

supple lodge
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👀

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now heres to hope that doesnt trigger a bossfight

supple lodge
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i know it doesnt but unless-

brazen lagoon
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nah it doesnt he doesnt care at all

distant night
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he may comment on it saying "save some for me next time"

supple lodge
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thanatos gets so mad he steals charons oar and smacks you with it

severe smelt
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this game has so much detail lol

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when i had a run with 0 gold i had a special and i was like "wow really"

distant night
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the secrets in this game are scary

severe smelt
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i had 450 gold left exactly and spent it on some boon

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so i had exactly 0

distant night
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you legit have to think to get them

supple lodge
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yeah hahaha

distant night
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and even then you might not get them

supple lodge
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i won one run on 11 hp and i got a close call message

distant night
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damn you, dialogue rng

supple lodge
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rng is your greatest enemy

distant night
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i remember having found every fountain and hoping for fountain finder, but nooooooo i was aphro's bro

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just give me two subtitles you coward

jaunty bay
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erebus gate and chaos gate in the same room. And the next reward if i proceed normally is a deadalus hammer. Are you kidding me

distant night
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hahaha sounds like tart?

jaunty bay
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yep

distant night
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yeeeeee

jaunty bay
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truly the lowest reaches of hell

distant night
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well it has tiny rooms so you notice it more

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elysium tends to crowd your senses with possible next chambers but you wont notice it

severe smelt
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ahhh, i need so much shadow (buddying up with the rng jesus)

supple lodge
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since this game is based on greek mythology i like saying "rngzeus"

distant night
#

rngesus may bless your run

supple lodge
#

although the rng mechanic is explained ingame as the Fates

distant night
#

rngeracles

#

RNGATES

severe smelt
#

tbh, i was talking about ||Chaos||, and now I'm realizing it doesn't work i guess

distant night
#

doesnt work in what way?

severe smelt
#

i guess lots of gods can be considered rng gods in this game, not just him

distant night
#

rngods

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well all 4 main gods can be your rngods

brazen lagoon
#

whatre yalls fastest runs

#

curious

severe smelt
#

mine is like 19something

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I'm still kind of more in the farming/grinding stage tho

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and i don't kill hades consistently enough so I'm trying to focus on that first 🙂

manic bobcat
brazen lagoon
#

only 11 something? L

distant night
#

speedy

manic bobcat
#

Not even sub 10

distant night
#

fox can always do better dun worry bout it

brazen lagoon
#

not even sub-11 smh

distant night
#

i believe in the allmighty speedrunner foxhope on speedrun.com

manic bobcat
#

Yeah with atrocious time lol

distant night
#

but highest heat at that time

brazen lagoon
#

them mfs have like 7 minutes

severe smelt
#

man hidden shield is stronk

brazen lagoon
#

speedrunners a different breed

manic bobcat
#

Lots of skills, lots of grind

supple lodge
#

im a baby speedrunner my best time is 19 and a half minutes

brazen lagoon
#

that aint speedrunning bro thats walking

distant night
manic bobcat
#

Speedjogging

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Still fast though

brazen lagoon
#

those mfs on crack highkey

#

im still in elysium at sub 630 on my fastest run lol

distant night
#

i always end up kicking down lernie around 6mins and cri

supple lodge
#

speedstrolling

distant night
#

honestly sgg should sell hypnos sleeping masks

hollow prawn
#

10:37, hoping to break 10 soon though. Need to grind more.

manic bobcat
distant night
#

or hypnos facemasks, that lad has some good skin

distant night
brazen lagoon
#

hypnos sleeping masks sounds like fantastic merch

manic bobcat
severe smelt
#

has just arrived to ashpodel at 6

distant night
#

||companion|| plushies > hypnos sleeping mask > hypnos blanket > cosmic egg

#

EXCUSE ME SOMEBODY GOT THE RUN DONE IN UNDER 5MINS???????

unreal abyss
#

i'd take literally any hades plushies 😭

supple lodge
#

same

#

need hypnos plushie

#

for quality sleep

unreal abyss
#

dusa plushie samsungpleadingeyes

manic bobcat
supple lodge
#

sleep masks with eyes on them are actually a thing, lol
wonder if i can find one that's red

manic bobcat
#

Etsy probably has you covered tbh

supple lodge
#

also how do i get to lernie in 5 min

severe smelt
#

redbubble also

supple lodge
#

my lernie is usually like

tepid dust
#

i really want ||chthonic companion|| plushies 😔

supple lodge
#

7 min

distant night
tepid dust
#

routing sounds like a lot of work and thinking

#

too much work for me

distant night
#

my lern without rushing is 8mins, with rushing it's 6

severe smelt
#

some aspects are faster thank others / charon shops all day / use that plushie thing / be good at picking boons (I'm not)

distant night
#

but like it's just nemesis

supple lodge
#

if im rushing im done with furies in 3-4min

distant night
#

i havent seen nemesis on the leaderboard much even before eris just went all the way

tepid dust
#

i just got a pb and i was done lernie in 5 minutes but i was kinda trying to rush

supple lodge
#

still speed strolling

tepid dust
#

also really depends on hammers in my experience but probably because im not as good as other speedrunners

severe smelt
#

I'd say depends on what kind of a run it is.

distant night
#

and weapon

severe smelt
#

If it's a single shot anyheat, you can run until you get good luck

distant night
#

rail hardcore depends on hammers

severe smelt
#

yeah any weapon is what I'd want to try to do eventually

#

that one is a lot more "work with wat you got"

distant night
#

spear hammers are kinda meh; sword can really make or break; bow doesnt care too much, fists dont care too much; shield is kinda meh for speedy running anyways

tepid dust
#

also pretty much always taking miniboss when offered and knowing when to ||meg||

distant night
#

unless theres a midshop haha

tepid dust
#

but also i think if youre not that seasoned as a speedrunner maybe it would be better to keep playing even with hammers that arent the best just so you can practice your mechanics

#

yeah lol

severe smelt
#

Or also all aspects for a weapon would be really cool I think

#

so it's not just "rail is eris" all day every day

#

shield is kinda meh for speedy running anyways
stares in hidden aspect

distant night
#

when you only do sub 1h fresh file runs

#

rail is eris; darren is korb; hotel trivago

severe smelt
#

anyone who can do a fresh file run is impressive IMO...

#

that stuff is crazy*

distant night
#

fresh file is pretty easy?

severe smelt
#

what

distant night
#

it's pretty scripted

severe smelt
#

that doesn't make the fights easy lol

distant night
#

you know the gods you can and wont get

severe smelt
#

again, that does not make the fights easy

distant night
#

it does since you have infinit training time

tepid dust
#

i want to do fresh file runs and i know people do them with more than 1 run but then i usually die to meg on the first run and it feels bad

severe smelt
#

Unless we're just wathering down the concept of what "easy" means to nothing

distant night
#

fresh run speedruns are nutty

deep oasis
#

Imma go try my hand on some more runs. Here's hoping I will finally break the barrier and push Zagreus to Super Saiyan 2

distant night
#

i almost made one in 30mins and died to i think satyr

severe smelt
#

There aren't even that many submissions

tepid dust
#

damn

severe smelt
#

If you think fresh file is easy get on the leaderboard 😄

distant night
#

i dont wanna record myself yet

manic bobcat
#

Because fresh file is a bit residentzag

distant night
#

not confident to be among almighty fox

manic bobcat
#

Nah lol I'm garbo

distant night
#

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

manic bobcat
#

I would watch you if you play though

distant night
#

nah

severe smelt
#

the wisdom seems to be that you will not have a fast run without the ares-athena thing (or whatever) but I'm new here

distant night
#

i do stupid mistakes lmaoooooo

#

you would just scream at your display and die from rage

severe smelt
#

But that's the point of practice. 🙂

manic bobcat
#

No pressure. I took Hazard Bomb on Eris on livestream during a race and died at Hades

tepid dust
#

nooo

severe smelt
#

oof

errant shadow
#

Hello guys , wich are the characters of || wich i can form a bond || ?

distant night
#

i think one of the main issues in fresh run files is that you really dont have anything

severe smelt
#

I mean hazard bomb can be ok

distant night
errant shadow
severe smelt
tepid dust
#

im not used to only 1 dash 😔

faint echo
#

Phew! Splitting Bolt is op

#

Ridiculous DPS with fists + zeus on attack

severe smelt
#

it's like stardew valley just marry everyone

tepid dust
#

i wish you could marry everyone

distant night
#

i remember thinking to just screw the first run and go for the second for zeus cast

#

but i really love fresh run attempts

hexed shore
#

Fresh file is no mirror

manic bobcat
#

No Hermes no hammer

#

So no Greater Reflex no Double Edge

#

Pain.

hexed shore
#

Oh yea stygius only too

#

Also why would you not take hazard bomb on eris

#

It's the only acceptable hammer

severe smelt
#

man it'll take me some time to get used to the prof filter lol

distant night
#

ohh i forgot hermes exists

hexed shore
#

There's no dash reflex either so you have only one dash btw

distant night
#

have been doing to many fresh run attempts dont mind me

severe smelt
#

i screwed my run because i took a ||chaos ||boon that damages me on attack because i forgot bull rush requries one attack 🤣

tepid dust
#

im simply too unskilled to perfectly time the dash when the hazard bomb lands in order to get the buff without the damage 😔

hexed shore
#

Just spam special and hope for the best

#

Take the damage, this is the way

manic bobcat
#

Hazard Bomb can't kill you

hexed shore
#

Does hazard bomb proc vengeance?

manic bobcat
#

So just don't get hit 4head

distant night
#

hazard bomb can ruin your no hit run

manic bobcat
#

Lol

distant night
#

i hear amir

tepid dust
#

pff

severe smelt
#

the issue with hazard bomb seems to be that it lags you for a second when it hits?

hexed shore
#

AHHH I HURT MYSELF! SCREW YOU!!

severe smelt
#

but i guess that doesn't happen if you dash out

hexed shore
#

Zag vengeance on hazard bomb I guess

severe smelt
#

i kinda like the rocket

hexed shore
#

Triple cluster hazard bomb

#

Make it happen

manic bobcat
#

Funny because you literally can't

hexed shore
#

Ye that's the joke, thanks fox

manic bobcat
#

I know it's a joke

#

Got me

distant night
#

guys

manic bobcat
#

Girls

distant night
#

lads

hexed shore
#

Lassos

manic bobcat
#

Lassies

distant night
#

sigh

hexed shore
#

No we lassos now

severe smelt
#

Folks

hexed shore
#

Yee to the haw pardner

manic bobcat
#

What

distant night
#

dont tell fox what to be or not to be

tepid dust
#

i am just sad that you cannot ||kill yourself with hazard bomb in the final boss room after winning||

#

my dreams are crushed

severe smelt
#

Now to slowly kill things with just Y

distant night
#

imagine if you and endboss could die at the same time

manic bobcat
#

Hang on

#

Can you actually?

hexed shore
#

Floating on the Styx on daddy's back

manic bobcat
#

I remember suiciding in Chaos room somehow

hexed shore
#

Did you suicide by entering the room?

manic bobcat
#

I might like be wrong on Hazard not killing you.

tepid dust
#

i do know chaos curses cannot kill you

manic bobcat
#

Chaos yes but hazard Bomb thanthink

tepid dust
#

i havent tried because i am too cowardly

hexed shore
#

Hey too cowardly I'm Myth

tepid dust
#

hi myth im too cowardly

severe smelt
tepid dust
#

it doesnt bring you below 1 hp

#

so yeah

severe smelt
#

dies to a fire chariot yeah that was not a good idea

distant night
#

hugs mechanical daddy daed kitten too hard

hexed shore
#

Excuse me what?

distant night
#

the fire chariots are daddy daed's cats

#

since they are tiny nemean chariots, nemean lion was big cat, fire chariots is cats

#

daed is making the chariots ||thx to theseus for that information|| so they are his cats

severe smelt
#

and alse they meow

#

so that explains that

distant night
#

thats how i came to the whole theory + nemean

severe smelt
#

wow just got Greater Recall... this seems... insane

paper sorrel
#

When I wear a keepsake from the God A, and I'm given his boon along with another god's boon B, which I decide to choose instead, will the game keep showing the boon from God A until I pick it? It seems not?

distant night
#

it will, just look at the keepsake since it shows a number below saying how many uses are guaranteed

#

you might just get unlucky rng and not get it if you skip it

paper sorrel
#

Ah, OK. Now I remember the number

paper sorrel
distant night
#

well if you skip the boon you might get unlucky with the next room and not get a chance to get another boon

paper sorrel
#

I skip the first one, so I lost the promise to give me one?

distant night
#

by random chance, that might happen

paper sorrel
#

It seems it happened to me quite a few times

#

And I was super confused

distant night
#

like if your last chamber before stage boss is a the keepsake god boon and you skip it, you wont get another boon; so your keepsake will guarantee the god for the next stage if you dont switch

#

this can only happen if you skip a room tho

paper sorrel
#

Another question, it seems one god's keep sake only work for one region in a run. I mean if I get one boon wearing the god's keepsake in the first region, it seems it won't give me another boon from this same god if I wear it in the 2nd region. Or maybe I remember the detail wrong.

main arch
#

Will hades ever get DLC?

distant night
#

well yes, it only guarantees one boon per run
thats where the keepsake number comes in

distant night
#

sure thing, hope i could help!

distant night
#

well if they read along in the chat they would notice this question popping up at least once every 5h

#

but oh well, if they decide to move on, the next game can only be better :)

brazen lagoon
#

Wish they'd keep with the whole Greek mythology thing though

#

I love it so much

main arch
#

Same

distant night
#

it's a great expandable genre

main arch
#

I mean they def have a ton of inspiration

severe smelt
#

Yeah, they did an awesome job with it

main arch
#

So they could make dlc

distant night
#

but it'd be understandable if they would rather build their own universe like transistor or pyre

severe smelt
#

and greek mythology is just so awesome

distant night
#

the issue with dlc is: where do you stop

brazen lagoon
#

Mythology in general is awesome

#

Or they just make hades II

severe smelt
#

oh wrong quote lol

distant night
#

o.O

#

hahahha

main arch
#

I mean we dont have any game based on the greek mythology thats like super expanded

#

We could have hercules in hades

#

And stuff

distant night
#

it would be sad to see sgg completely stop to be a hades-only hoe

main arch
#

Maybe as a boss

distant night
#

hercules is in hades, ||hades literally says he dun like him so you wont meet him lol||

brazen lagoon
#

Maybe they do a Hades II where like the titans have escaped or something and the olympians go to war with them again and zags fighting with the olympians or whatever

#

I'm not the best at ideas

supple lodge
#

Heracles is too busy walking Cerberus to be a bossfight zaglol

distant night
#

pfffffffff

main arch
#

Id rather have hades expansions rather than hades 2

distant night
#

where'd you get that idea

brazen lagoon
#

From my head

distant night
#

not you, mendy

supple lodge
#

that one myth where heracles went to hades and was like hey man can i borrow your dog

#

oh rip

distant night
#

ohh

#

i forgot that

brazen lagoon
#

Heracles just took it lol man's didn't even ask

main arch
#

Itd be cool if they made an expanions with the titans

#

Like boons from the titans

distant night
#

heracles needed the best good boi

supple lodge
#

expansion where zagreus can sit

distant night
hoary zealot
#

anyone notice sometimes the dialogue and subtitles dont match?

distant night
#

the blood is literally the boon you get

main arch
#

Yeah ik but

supple lodge
#

mmmmm titan smoothie

main arch
#

Itd be cool

supple lodge
#

pulpy

brazen lagoon
#

Titans are kinda huge jerks tho

distant night
#

not all

main arch
#

Yeah but I want kronos boons that stop time

distant night
#

long live rhae and gaia

supple lodge
#

i heard there was the show about the titans

brazen lagoon
#

Yeah prometheus is pretty cool

supple lodge
#

something something attack titab

distant night
#

clash of the titans?

supple lodge
#

(jk)

distant night
#

(how dare)

main arch
#

Attack on Hades

distant night
#

ATTACK ON HADES PLEASE NO

brazen lagoon
#

Cronos kinda scary tho

severe smelt
#

rofl

main arch
#

Yeah but he can give u a boon that stops time

#

And thatd be cool

supple lodge
#

AOT au where the titans are just giant Hades-es

distant night
#

kronos is as selfabsorbed as zeus but worse

brazen lagoon
#

Or he'll just eat you

supple lodge
brazen lagoon
#

Hard to be as self absorbed as zeus

main arch
#

Lol

distant night
supple lodge
distant night
brazen lagoon
#

The guy is so egotistical he makes narcissus look humble

supple lodge
#

i like thinking the models are not to scale

main arch
#

Im just sad I cant romance Nyx

distant night
#

not even zeus ate heracles

supple lodge
#

and zag is about the same size as a normal person (achilles)

distant night
#

isnt achilles still taller?

main arch
#

I mean Aphrodite is definetly oversized

supple lodge
#

my hc is that the cthonics are generally on the tall side

#

and hades is a mountain of a man

distant night
#

i think zag just got his mortal grandfater tall genes

severe smelt
#

ahh the lang filter

#

every

#

time

#

ahhh

distant night
#

dont use cursewords

main arch
#

I mean hades had 3 kids so maybe we could meet the super hades bros.

#

In a dlc

severe smelt
#

yeah i just forget

distant night
#

use flip, hell, honk

severe smelt
#

I'm use to using them

supple lodge
#

honk

distant night
#

HONK

supple lodge
#

zeus goose...hear his thunderous honk

#

im sorry the zeus swan story is haunting me

distant night
#

hades but in untitled goose game

#

untitled cerberus game

supple lodge
#

it is a lovely day in ancient greece and you are a horrible zeus

distant night
#

did you mean: it is a lovely day in ancient greece and you are zeus

brazen lagoon
distant night
#

exactly

supple lodge
#

I've seen this picture like 3 times today hfbdv

distant night
#

HONK

severe smelt
#

oh that's awesome

distant night
#

the proxy bot cant stop me

supple lodge
#

even my non hades friends are seeing that pic

distant night
#

good.

#

convert them.

supple lodge
#

hahaha i just hope the twitter algorithm god smiles on me one day

distant night
#

?

#

whatcha mean by that?

supple lodge
#

algorithm that controls how much engagment you get on social media

distant night
#

ah

#

;_;

#

we love you here tho already

#

ngl i think tac n you are the most known among fan-art enthusiasts by now

supple lodge
#

aaaaaaa

#

shadegrief ❤️

novel wasp
#

the power of destruction of a goose

raven needle
#

I find it a bit sad that it doesn't ||seem to become Spring after Persephone returns to her mother temporarily||

brazen lagoon
#

||well she did say that the area around styx would remain cold||

novel wasp
#

i found what crush shot is

distant night
#

||granny|| is a resentful one

severe smelt
#

Man I'm not good at using meg on the jumpy wizard.

supple lodge
#

granny demeter just wanna make sure her grandson has air conditioning

distant night
#

later, yes

novel wasp
#

or demeter just wanna make kool aid man

brazen lagoon
#

Have you met old people bro they don't care about anything anynore

supple lodge
#

technically every god in the game is an old people

brazen lagoon
#

And demeter seems so done with everything all the time

novel wasp
#

demeter is 101% done with you

supple lodge
#

nyx is probably the ultimate grandma

brazen lagoon
#

Nah bro nyx is big ||tiddy|| mommy gf

distant night
#

.........................

supple lodge
#

shes probably even older than demeter

distant night
#

she is

novel wasp
#

Hello mods? I caught a simp

brazen lagoon
#

She was in hell before hades so safe to say she's pretty old

brazen lagoon
supple lodge
#

we all simp down here

distant night
#

since she is direct offspring of chaos and nyx is like offspring generation 3

supple lodge
brazen lagoon
#

She's probably older than demeter

severe smelt
#

Infernal troves seem absolutely terrible for time. 🤣

toxic bridge
#

is poison from vermin count as a trap?

novel wasp
#

more like generation -1

distant night
novel wasp
#

nyx is one of the six things that was created from chaos if we are following theogony

distant night
#

that poison smog you see sometimes

novel wasp
#

Eros is part of it but for some reason he is also below aphrodite or even her son

#

some people like different canons

brazen lagoon
#

Greek mythology has alot of contradictions

distant night
#

it's mythology what else do you expect tbh

novel wasp
#

its fragmentary

distant night
#

there have been too many people talking about it

novel wasp
#

but if you are refering the bathbomb route of how aphrodite was born that would mean shes actually more primordial than zeus and his 5 other siblings

brazen lagoon
#

Aphrodite is actually older than most of the olympians

novel wasp
#

consider aside from zeus being worshipped widely, aphrodite is the other one that has this privilege, its safe to say power wise aphro might be also just as strong

#

because if you are not a crafter you probably wont care about heppy unless its about his festival

supple lodge
#

THE... THE BATHBOMB ROUTE IM WHEEZING

distant night
#

well dio would also be older than most olympians but the helenistic greeks dont care

#

they just like the party, the other stuff is done by lethe already

supple lodge
#

titan dong bath bomb........

brazen lagoon
#

I mean he ain't wrong about the whole bath bomb thing

novel wasp
brazen lagoon
#

Cronos was castrated and his blood fell into the ocean, creating aphrodite

supple lodge
#

gosh greek mythology is hard to talk about

brazen lagoon
#

Yeah it's brutal man

supple lodge
#

thanks to all this weird r rated nonsense going on

distant night
#

at least it's broad enough that the talk about it would never end

novel wasp
#

Damn you havent experienced Eygptian myth then

#

:topkek:

supple lodge
#

ah yes

novel wasp
#

Eygptian myth is the next level of a rated

supple lodge
#

osiris and his missing...thing

novel wasp
#

Nah

#

Worse

distant night
#

thats the only relatively wide theme most know so you ca actually throw away smalltalk and talk about mythology for good 4h

novel wasp
#

i can tell you about it in dms

supple lodge
#

i forgot all about egyptian mythology already shadegrief and to think i used to be an ancient egypt kid

brazen lagoon
#

Norse mythology tho

novel wasp
#

Norse mythology more like head gone

hushed schooner
#

chaos darkness boon + darker thirst

distant night
#

norse mythology is sadly so dead

hushed schooner
#

= having well over 2k darkenesas at the end of the run

distant night
#

it lost so much

brazen lagoon
#

I think most mythology is dead

hushed schooner
#

got fated persuasion 2

supple lodge
#

marvel did make norse mythology popular tho

#

cuz thor

novel wasp
#

because of a certain capital G controlled over the area we dont have much norse source to reference from

#

theres, only 2

distant night
brazen lagoon
#

Does King Arthur count as mythology or legend

hushed schooner
#

also i got another item of furniture around thanatos

#

keeping in track with my priorities

distant night
#

ask in a few hundred years

brazen lagoon
#

The king Arthur legends brutal af

distant night
#

yep

supple lodge
#

Thanatos unlike his brother will never sit on that couch

distant night
#

dont make me sad

supple lodge
#

I wish we could find him just conked out on the couch and snoring away in the exact same position

hushed schooner
#

thinks about 2014 mechanisms album, high noon over camelot

distant night
#

death never sleeps

novel wasp
#

Thanatoast

#

🍞

supple lodge
#

tomatos

brazen lagoon
#

Sleep is the cousin of death

#

Toenails

hushed schooner
#

anywya i got alot of gems and stuff from that run well worth it

#

also got a 2nd fish in chaos

#

just need the rare one now and ive caught all the fisha

#

once

supple lodge
#

forward facing than toast....

novel wasp
#

once

hushed schooner
#

although i still need to complete multiple entries

#

like seamare

supple lodge
#

this is cursed than-k you

novel wasp
#

i have another one

brazen lagoon
#

Forward facing than just looks kinda off to me ngl

novel wasp
#

thanachos

brazen lagoon
#

It's like front facing simpsons

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Uncanny af

distant night
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who looks good when facing front tho in comparison to just to the side

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it's always weird

tepid dust
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than should start a company and put his portrait on everything

distant night
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E

runic agate
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E

novel wasp
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A

runic agate
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No

supple lodge
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maybe if his forward facing face wasnt shaded in such a symmetrical way it wouldnt look as weird

tepid dust
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E

supple lodge
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i mean

novel wasp
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E A

supple lodge
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forward facing hypnos looks ok

novel wasp
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SPORTS

runic agate
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No

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Just

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E

distant night
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fade is acting up again

novel wasp
#

E

tepid dust
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his front facing portrait has grown on me because it looks funny

runic agate
novel wasp
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Im always acting up

runic agate
#

E

distant night
#

sad

novel wasp
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Aphro pink glock

supple lodge
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imagine seeing front facing thanny and hearing YOU'RE NEXT. YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. DEATH SENTENCE

distant night
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than would be a fun judge

brazen lagoon
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Love hurts

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Alot

novel wasp
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more than a 9mm

brazen lagoon
#

Modern day cupid is just him with a 9mm shooting people with love bullets

distant night
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"oh you stole 3$ candy? death sentence"

novel wasp
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Aphro: Now I will fire my .50 AE on my hello kitty desert eagle

hushed schooner
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got 2 die for each fated now

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leveling them up !!

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only uh

distant night
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lets go 👀

hushed schooner
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16000 darkness to go?

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around that

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for 6 levels of authority and 2 of persuasion

runic agate
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I still want one off weapons

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Like megs whip and than's scythe

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Like

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What

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I didn't even swear

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Why did it cencor it

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Wth

novel wasp
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I want a shotgun

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a shotgun shell that shoots shotgun that fires shotgun pellets

runic agate
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Like you max out someone friend ship then like: oh hey I have a spare weapon hanging around want it? Then they give you a whole new weapon