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wrong link my bad
wtf mendely
i just saw the shoutout and the links
I copied the wrong link by accident argh
ahh that video, where he uses self damage special in the smallest room on a no damage run
Someone was linking their Zagreus/Thanatos smut again?
Basically Haelian was doing hitless run
With Hazard Bomb
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And Amir descended from above to put him in his place
Amir went Hypnos mode on Haelian
Timestamp?
What I need is an edit of Zagreus announcing that all women are queens and Hades claiming that they are merely thots
In their voices
... too much?
Nah man no smut from me lmao
around 5 minute mark
Yeah 4:45 for some context
YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM HAELIAN
I AM SCREAMING
this is so good
but who is jesse
please
Ping them and find out 
their role isnt listed on readmer first
exactly
i genuinely dont know who they are
they suddenly appeared a week before christmas i believe
We have a Jesse, we also have a James.
even made a screenie when they appeared cause i like blue
thought it was some kinda joke but it wasnt?
There is a team Rocket joke in there somewhere
Turns out that Jesse is just an intern who gets coffee for everyone
but goshdarnit he brews a hot batch
he?
Quick someone scrolls through the end credit to find this out.
Supergiant Games is an independent game developer in San Francisco, California. We created the games Bastion, Transistor, and Pyre.
there is no jesse
i am losing my mind
i want to ping them so badly
who do you like most
I've been watching the documentaries on the Supergiant Games and I just cannot stop comparing Amir to one of my brothers. They have the same damn mannerisms while talking 😆
thinking of than felt cute
I got it
Me.
oh no
Detective FoxHope has found out who Jesse is
reveal yourself jesse
REVEAL IT
who is this mysterious person
inb4 someone's face turns out to be a mask
i will pay you in nectar
Everyone in unison cries out the name of that person in surprise
inb4 its actually mr supergiant
Jesse's like: I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling Discord users
jesse is a cryptid

how bad is the delay with thans companion
jesse actually just hacked the server and is just a regular user unnoticed by staff
what if Jesse is a bot
do the mods even know who jesse is
the mods i pinged and asked about this never answered
Yw
MARKETING
I KNEW IT
MARKETER POG
GODDAMNIT
GREAT MARKETING BROTHER
even made their own name something people were curious about
sgg you hired a good lad for this
Just realize the massive spoiler that was
oh true
But mystery solved.
sad you cant rewatch the credits on a button press in main menu afterwards
i would do it probably way too often but idc, gimme those 500h
yeah the credits with in the blood playing sends me to another plane
such a great song
OH ITS IN THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
got deez nuts
The end credit
nice
welcome to hadeez nuts how may i help you
Lmao
how many "ranks" are there if I were to choose tight deadline 9 minutes per rank?
you can help with the CND
i hate that joke but i'll reuse it until the twitch-talk localization is out
ranks?
elysium etc
9x4
since 4 stages yaknow
okies
i still really wanna ping jesse
want them to talk in this channel at least once
just say "whazap" or "buy hades"
I already b ought Hades 😦
how many copies?
I want to ask them who was behind the basically stealth drop of Hades 1.0
pretty sure most people in this server have bought hades ngl
I didn't know I was buying straight up crack cocaine but I digress
Couples of pirates
Sure, that's what that means 
Same.
i wonder if zag would look great as pirate with broseidon
I love how my girlfriend was laying next to me in bed on her phone, not paticularly interested and then after I announced reaching the endgame for the first time.. her phone was like on the night cabinet
Telling me what to pick next doorwise
sure they'll cut you open and steal your gold, but theyre doing it together
Switch?
thats what counts bub 
My boyfriend says I'm silly for playing it this much.. I thought about getting it for him, so he could be addicted too.
I have it on Steam but I built a little Deskmini-based PC for the bedroom. I HAVE been considering to get it for Switch cuz why not, Supergiant deserves the money
Part of the crew, part of the ship
oh you hear jesse whispering to buy it already without knowing it 👀
I'm hearing Hypnos saying this ghjsha
dshfldaöfklaö
HAHAHAH
sir this is not a wendy's
welcome to the house of hadeez nuts, where death is our life 🌸 🌸 🌸
So apparently at SSG.. they have a support ticket thing? Like, is it from the users or from internal workers? Like "MY OUTLOOK IS NOT WORKING PLEASE HELP"
the buff at the mirror that says "bonus damage to undamaged foes". its at 100% for me but the rail special does only 90 damage to undamaged foes
that makes 50% not 100
_there is no escape 👀 _ anyways how about some 
am I missing something?
is it at 10%?
Rail special is 45 per, no?
its 60
rail special should be 60
Nvm 60
huuuuuuh
You are right
it cant be 100% tho
yet the mirror bonus makes the rail hit 90 instead of 120
only 75
not talking eris
are you sure you dont have shadow presence instead?
Spec can't backstab
also:
Fiery Presence Each rank makes you deal 15% damage when you strike undamaged foes. (max: +75% damage)
did they change the mirror again?
Well there are some instances where the damage is weird
youre right
huh?
Like we had a Zeus shield video where the damage is nowhere near the advertised number
But after a reset, it works perfectly
So... who knows
advertisement, time for jesse to shine upon us their glorious wisdom
Lol you really love this Jesse huh
thats weird. no spoiler
Spoiler?
????????????????????????????
I wanted to post a screenshot where it says 20% per rank in the game
cant post screenshots
you can post them to imgur or gyazo and send the link
ye
Here's one
wtf fox why
Spoiler
oh right
Lmao
s p o i l e r a l e r t
why are seeded grapes a thing
thats from another server right?
i hate them
yes
i always bite into seed and its bitter af
I posted it on my server
Tsh tsh so human centric.
they need to somehow increase their population dear
idk the right word please dont slander me too hard
well i dont like them
sorry didnt mean to promote
they did change the mirror?
i just want to pop a grape into my mouth and forget about it
I'm starting to feel guilty.. I dismissed Hades so hard two years ago
they didnt have em
mainly cuz of the Epic Store thing though
epic store thing?
didnt even hear about hades before it went on steam
It was on the Epic Game Store first before it came to Steam?
get a straw and just use it to get the seeds out before eating?
it will be like an olive but actually tasty
damn bro thats a lot more effort than just spitting out the seeds lol
it was first on egs?
Cat, why.
Sucking the seed out eh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
why not
Aye
improvise adapt overcome
if you can do it to cherries for cakes then you can to it to grapes
Or just learn how to swallow the seed properly
Dude I eat a pomegranate with seeds
that...
's what she said?
you normally eat pomegrate without seeds?
same lol, was really confused when the game was listed as 2018 for a while
how and why
Do you get to pick which boon you upgrade after?
but i'd also never touch the Epic Store
Wait ppl do that?
aspect of ||lucifer|| with infinite ammo ,zeus attack, support fire and +20% attack speed. I have achieved damage
Isn't a pomegranate all seeds?
Imagine Zagreus being picky about seeds in his pomegranates..
Funnily enough I did post in #off-topic-discussion the pic of that pom.
"Nah fam, I ain't eating that"
there is also the terrible white stuff around the seeds
Mmm, what do I want for zag sword. 🤔
tf is a seedless pomegranate
hol' up
just an empty pomegranate?
Cursed furry slash with Lightning Strike
In this thread people who don't know how to eat pomegranate
fox you might wanna edit that
lololol
fox....................
lightning strike with the gun is a deadly lazer
Mmm, Lightning strike on zag sword seemed a bit slow, but I supposed with all the slashing...
DID I STUTTER?
not anymore, theres a blanket
you didnt but you did mispell
There is no mistake, just happy little accidents.
deal with it, he is on the speedrunner leaderboard, he knows best like mother gothel
hehe
hidden fists sure do a furry slash mi lord
Oh no
fox didnt you recently also call the erinyes furries?
No
ahahahahaha
thats sucha fox thing to do
I just noticed you can aim the speial of the rail by holding "Y" on the xbox controller...
Bruh
this makes the aspect of eris so much easier
aiming sounds op, nerf it
How did you not know that xD
just randomly special behind the wall
i set my special to a shoulderbutton so i can use attack,dash and special at the same time
Ok I'm not a furry, just putting it out therr xD
I kinda just dashed into the bomb where ever it landed
the special has a 5% chance of hitting an enemy
you can also use the special while reloading fyi
NICE
most of the time i use auto aim for special since it's faster than aiming manually
daedalus is not offering me the furry slash 😢
It's called Lucifer. Sometimes it hits, sometimes it doesn't.
what does fury slash do again
you cant lunge
just spam that attack key
Furry Flurry Slash turns your attack into repeating attack that does 25 base damage.
i imagine it to be good with the healing or the cash=damage upgrade
nice safe brothre
Nvm, you got the best Sword Hammer
oh?
double edge
Double Edge
yay 😄
Forget the meme build
honestly i'm torn between double edge and double nova
Just go crit and spam dash strike.
double nova just feels so nice
More like double NOva am I right
What does the sword have over the Fists and does it allow me to scream one-liners like: BOI YOU'RE ABOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS
it allows you to stab the ground
It allows you to pretend that you are good at the game
oof
fox, rules
NICE just defeated optional toughest boss fight ||charon|| for the first time
ok so ive died 5 times now and the first chamber is always a daedalus hammer
haha
why is this happening
yo hol' up that's a boss?
just a few cripted hammers here and there
Wut
but we just talked about the hammers repeating
Oh that was directed to me. But I'll practice some self love 💕
awww now respect the rules even more
but doesnt dying reset the seed
dying ye, giving up doesnt
mm got zeus attack/dash ^^
embrace daddy daed unwillingly helping you
im specifically doing a run where i dont want the hammer first chamber
Interesting
i wish there was a house of hades item that lets me see how many hammers i picked up
just to see how many hammers daddy daed lost
Isn't that recorded?
Next patch will contain Thor, God of Hammers
but i'd have to count
who will tell you that
but he isnt-
I vaguely remember that being a stats, not sure though.
👉 😎 👉
The Bastion flies over head and drops materials for Zag
inb4 Red makes a cameo as one of the Muses
scint feast already yesss
I wanna go for another round but the missus has barred me from doing so
( playing Hades, you pervs )
Well my head didn't go there but you said it.
you're welcome
But I seriously I am not allowed to play it cuz she wants to watch
like come on
Yeah Hunter Dash would be nice
Hunter Dash?
Hunter Dash.
sell it
oh well epic hunter mark is good too
or hope for a trade
is lightning rod good at all
Does any of you use a Steam Controller for this game btw?
lightning rod is free money/dps
i remember somebody saying they did use the steam controller and it being weird
... l2play I guess cuz I've been using nothing but my SC
Poor thing gets a beating during this game
👀
my controller is sort of busted
you have a nice way of wording things Ravons
zag likes to go up on his own
oop
My apologies.. I've been aware for some odd years that it can be offensive 😅
if I actually get better at the game I may buy a new one. 😄
It's called controller drift.
Some nice drifting indeed
it isnt offensive, just interesting
have been among on this pg channel for too long
Use this to test your controller
I sent back my PS4 controller because of drifting issues
oh neat thanks
bookmarks
I mean, Steam Controllers have become quite rare. And also cause they're not being made anymore.. I think
This is a controller a friend gave me, an xbox one
The bread and butter of PC controller gaming 😉 A good choice
this website has some adds goddman
uBlock Origin masterrace
yeah i had that on but disabled it because i thought i was blocking something useful
i was not
Well my left stick is definitely not retuning to the middle 😄
d o r i f t o
is there any info how far you have to be for "deal 30% damage to distant foes"?
like the default position could be in the MIDDLE of the top right quadrant
I mean, you can try and adjust the dead zone, clean it with a cotton swab or.. well, repalce it
Do you know sniper shot from bow?
That far
ok
but first i still gotta kill you know who
voldemort
😱
dundun DUUUUUUUUN
the real mystery of the house of the dead
oh snap
Voldemort is the best Batman villain imo
bro noooo thats the purple guy
but honestly Joker from teletubbies might be the best villain out there yet
dont @ me
shame im still getting crashes and freezes on mac
my pc is broken and im waiting for parts to be in stock
I see thanos starbucks 👁️ 👁️
yeah thats patroclus
k thanks
achilles' lover and an absolute blessing to see if you're out of defiances
patroclus, saver of runs
so it was just pure luck that he saved my run?
does this help?
oh you already found the answers you need mb
rng leades the chambers
if you have good rng you might meet all 3 npcs on one run
ah yes, Made Friends along the Way
mmm, 5 win streak &&
rng has not let me meet all 3 in one run yet :(
soon :c
what are the odds i meat rock n roll boy, broccoli and sad gay in the same run
some fun titles i like are robbed thanatos and fountain finder award
all except sisyphos
rock n roll baby, broccoli, sad gay i am screaching
when he does the encounter thingy make sure he doesnt get a single kill
i know it doesnt but unless-
nah it doesnt he doesnt care at all
he may comment on it saying "save some for me next time"
thanatos gets so mad he steals charons oar and smacks you with it
this game has so much detail lol
when i had a run with 0 gold i had a special and i was like "wow really"
the secrets in this game are scary
you legit have to think to get them
yeah hahaha
and even then you might not get them
i won one run on 11 hp and i got a close call message
damn you, dialogue rng
rng is your greatest enemy
i remember having found every fountain and hoping for fountain finder, but nooooooo i was aphro's bro
just give me two subtitles you coward
erebus gate and chaos gate in the same room. And the next reward if i proceed normally is a deadalus hammer. Are you kidding me
hahaha sounds like tart?
yep
yeeeeee
truly the lowest reaches of hell
well it has tiny rooms so you notice it more
elysium tends to crowd your senses with possible next chambers but you wont notice it
ahhh, i need so much shadow (buddying up with the rng jesus)
since this game is based on greek mythology i like saying "rngzeus"
rngesus may bless your run
although the rng mechanic is explained ingame as the Fates
tbh, i was talking about ||Chaos||, and now I'm realizing it doesn't work i guess
doesnt work in what way?
i guess lots of gods can be considered rng gods in this game, not just him
mine is like 19something
I'm still kind of more in the farming/grinding stage tho
and i don't kill hades consistently enough so I'm trying to focus on that first 🙂
11 something 😳
only 11 something? L
speedy
Not even sub 10
fox can always do better dun worry bout it
not even sub-11 smh
i believe in the allmighty speedrunner foxhope on speedrun.com
Yeah with atrocious time lol
but highest heat at that time
them mfs have like 7 minutes
man hidden shield is stronk
speedrunners a different breed
Lots of skills, lots of grind
im a baby speedrunner my best time is 19 and a half minutes
that aint speedrunning bro thats walking
sub 6:30 by now lmao
i always end up kicking down lernie around 6mins and cri
speedstrolling
honestly sgg should sell hypnos sleeping masks
10:37, hoping to break 10 soon though. Need to grind more.
Bring it down to 5 mins and you are speedracing ready, no kap.
or hypnos facemasks, that lad has some good skin
i always lose the enemies in asphodel since i get horrible room rng tho
hypnos sleeping masks sounds like fantastic merch
Vorime got through Asphodel at 7 mins mark ;) You are fine.
has just arrived to ashpodel at 6
||companion|| plushies > hypnos sleeping mask > hypnos blanket > cosmic egg
EXCUSE ME SOMEBODY GOT THE RUN DONE IN UNDER 5MINS???????
i'd take literally any hades plushies 😭
dusa plushie 
Routed maybe?
sleep masks with eyes on them are actually a thing, lol
wonder if i can find one that's red
Etsy probably has you covered tbh
also how do i get to lernie in 5 min
redbubble also
my lernie is usually like
i really want ||chthonic companion|| plushies 😔
7 min
YES
my lern without rushing is 8mins, with rushing it's 6
some aspects are faster thank others / charon shops all day / use that plushie thing / be good at picking boons (I'm not)
but like it's just nemesis
if im rushing im done with furies in 3-4min
i havent seen nemesis on the leaderboard much even before eris just went all the way
i just got a pb and i was done lernie in 5 minutes but i was kinda trying to rush
still speed strolling
also really depends on hammers in my experience but probably because im not as good as other speedrunners
I'd say depends on what kind of a run it is.
and weapon
If it's a single shot anyheat, you can run until you get good luck
rail hardcore depends on hammers
yeah any weapon is what I'd want to try to do eventually
that one is a lot more "work with wat you got"
spear hammers are kinda meh; sword can really make or break; bow doesnt care too much, fists dont care too much; shield is kinda meh for speedy running anyways
also pretty much always taking miniboss when offered and knowing when to ||meg||
unless theres a midshop haha
but also i think if youre not that seasoned as a speedrunner maybe it would be better to keep playing even with hammers that arent the best just so you can practice your mechanics
yeah lol
Or also all aspects for a weapon would be really cool I think
so it's not just "rail is eris" all day every day
shield is kinda meh for speedy running anyways
stares in hidden aspect
when you only do sub 1h fresh file runs
rail is eris; darren is korb; hotel trivago
fresh file is pretty easy?
what
it's pretty scripted
that doesn't make the fights easy lol
you know the gods you can and wont get
again, that does not make the fights easy
it does since you have infinit training time
i want to do fresh file runs and i know people do them with more than 1 run but then i usually die to meg on the first run and it feels bad
Unless we're just wathering down the concept of what "easy" means to nothing
fresh run speedruns are nutty
Imma go try my hand on some more runs. Here's hoping I will finally break the barrier and push Zagreus to Super Saiyan 2
i almost made one in 30mins and died to i think satyr
There aren't even that many submissions
damn
If you think fresh file is easy get on the leaderboard 😄
i dont wanna record myself yet
Because fresh file is a bit 
not confident to be among almighty fox
Nah lol I'm garbo
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I would watch you if you play though
nah
the wisdom seems to be that you will not have a fast run without the ares-athena thing (or whatever) but I'm new here
i do stupid mistakes lmaoooooo
you would just scream at your display and die from rage
But that's the point of practice. 🙂
No pressure. I took Hazard Bomb on Eris on livestream during a race and died at Hades
nooo
oof
Hello guys , wich are the characters of || wich i can form a bond || ?
i think one of the main issues in fresh run files is that you really dont have anything
I mean hazard bomb can be ok
every one you can give a nectar to
The ones who gives you benefits i meant
i mean yeah. And in my case it's hard to maintain uhh composure fro too long, which you may have to do with crappy boons
im not used to only 1 dash 😔
it's like stardew valley just marry everyone
i wish you could marry everyone
well you also dont have calls or hammers in fresh run files which makes it even more nutty, also dio and zeus are blocked....... i think aphro is too but i aint sure about her
i remember thinking to just screw the first run and go for the second for zeus cast
but i really love fresh run attempts
Fresh file is no mirror
Oh yea stygius only too
Also why would you not take hazard bomb on eris
It's the only acceptable hammer
man it'll take me some time to get used to the prof filter lol
ohh i forgot hermes exists
There's no dash reflex either so you have only one dash btw
have been doing to many fresh run attempts dont mind me
i screwed my run because i took a ||chaos ||boon that damages me on attack because i forgot bull rush requries one attack 🤣
im simply too unskilled to perfectly time the dash when the hazard bomb lands in order to get the buff without the damage 😔
Hazard Bomb can't kill you
Does hazard bomb proc vengeance?
So just don't get hit 4head
hazard bomb can ruin your no hit run
Lol
i hear amir
pff
the issue with hazard bomb seems to be that it lags you for a second when it hits?
AHHH I HURT MYSELF! SCREW YOU!!
but i guess that doesn't happen if you dash out
Zag vengeance on hazard bomb I guess
i kinda like the rocket
Funny because you literally can't
Ye that's the joke, thanks fox
guys
Girls
lads
Lassos
Lassies
sigh
No we lassos now
Folks
Yee to the haw pardner
What
dont tell fox what to be or not to be
i am just sad that you cannot ||kill yourself with hazard bomb in the final boss room after winning||
my dreams are crushed
Now to slowly kill things with just Y
imagine if you and endboss could die at the same time
Floating on the Styx on daddy's back
I remember suiciding in Chaos room somehow
Did you suicide by entering the room?
I might like be wrong on Hazard not killing you.
i do know chaos curses cannot kill you
Chaos yes but hazard Bomb 
i havent tried because i am too cowardly
Hey too cowardly I'm Myth
hi myth im too cowardly
wait si i can actually use bull rush i jus tcan't take any more damage!
dies to a fire chariot yeah that was not a good idea
hugs mechanical daddy daed kitten too hard
Excuse me what?
the fire chariots are daddy daed's cats
since they are tiny nemean chariots, nemean lion was big cat, fire chariots is cats
daed is making the chariots ||thx to theseus for that information|| so they are his cats
thats how i came to the whole theory + nemean
wow just got Greater Recall... this seems... insane
When I wear a keepsake from the God A, and I'm given his boon along with another god's boon B, which I decide to choose instead, will the game keep showing the boon from God A until I pick it? It seems not?
it will, just look at the keepsake since it shows a number below saying how many uses are guaranteed
you might just get unlucky rng and not get it if you skip it
Ah, OK. Now I remember the number
What? Now I'm confused by your 2nd sentence
well if you skip the boon you might get unlucky with the next room and not get a chance to get another boon
I skip the first one, so I lost the promise to give me one?
by random chance, that might happen
like if your last chamber before stage boss is a the keepsake god boon and you skip it, you wont get another boon; so your keepsake will guarantee the god for the next stage if you dont switch
this can only happen if you skip a room tho
Another question, it seems one god's keep sake only work for one region in a run. I mean if I get one boon wearing the god's keepsake in the first region, it seems it won't give me another boon from this same god if I wear it in the 2nd region. Or maybe I remember the detail wrong.
Will hades ever get DLC?
well yes, it only guarantees one boon per run
thats where the keepsake number comes in
Alright, many thanks!
no new info on that :c
the other sgg games didnt but hades is the most dlc friendly so far so there is hope?
sure thing, hope i could help!
Thanks
Seems realistic tho
well if they read along in the chat they would notice this question popping up at least once every 5h
but oh well, if they decide to move on, the next game can only be better :)
Same
it's a great expandable genre
I mean they def have a ton of inspiration
Yeah, they did an awesome job with it
So they could make dlc
but it'd be understandable if they would rather build their own universe like transistor or pyre
and greek mythology is just so awesome
the issue with dlc is: where do you stop
I mean we dont have any game based on the greek mythology thats like super expanded
We could have hercules in hades
And stuff
it would be sad to see sgg completely stop to be a hades-only hoe
Maybe as a boss
hercules is in hades, ||hades literally says he dun like him so you wont meet him lol||
Maybe they do a Hades II where like the titans have escaped or something and the olympians go to war with them again and zags fighting with the olympians or whatever
I'm not the best at ideas
Heracles is too busy walking Cerberus to be a bossfight 
pfffffffff
Id rather have hades expansions rather than hades 2
where'd you get that idea
From my head
not you, mendy
that one myth where heracles went to hades and was like hey man can i borrow your dog
oh rip
Heracles just took it lol man's didn't even ask
heracles needed the best good boi
expansion where zagreus can sit
but the titans are shredded
anyone notice sometimes the dialogue and subtitles dont match?
the blood is literally the boon you get
Yeah ik but
mmmmm titan smoothie
Itd be cool
pulpy
if you see that -> #hades-localization
Titans are kinda huge jerks tho
not all
Yeah but I want kronos boons that stop time
long live rhae and gaia
i heard there was the show about the titans
Yeah prometheus is pretty cool
something something attack titab
clash of the titans?
(jk)
(how dare)
Attack on Hades
ATTACK ON HADES PLEASE NO
Cronos kinda scary tho
rofl
AOT au where the titans are just giant Hades-es
kronos is as selfabsorbed as zeus but worse
Or he'll just eat you
you'll have to ask diobrandonysus
Hard to be as self absorbed as zeus
Lol
zag is so tiny he is basically living aot in his own family

he ate his children to stay the god of all.
The guy is so egotistical he makes narcissus look humble
i like thinking the models are not to scale
Im just sad I cant romance Nyx
not even zeus ate heracles
and zag is about the same size as a normal person (achilles)
isnt achilles still taller?
my hc is that the cthonics are generally on the tall side
and hades is a mountain of a man
i think zag just got his mortal grandfater tall genes
dont use cursewords
yeah i just forget
use flip, hell, honk
I'm use to using them
honk
HONK
it is a lovely day in ancient greece and you are a horrible zeus
did you mean: it is a lovely day in ancient greece and you are zeus
exactly
I've seen this picture like 3 times today hfbdv
HONK
oh that's awesome
the proxy bot cant stop me
even my non hades friends are seeing that pic
hahaha i just hope the twitter algorithm god smiles on me one day
algorithm that controls how much engagment you get on social media
ah
;_;
we love you here tho already
ngl i think tac n you are the most known among fan-art enthusiasts by now
the power of destruction of a goose
I find it a bit sad that it doesn't ||seem to become Spring after Persephone returns to her mother temporarily||
||well she did say that the area around styx would remain cold||
Oh, did she?
||granny|| is a resentful one
Man I'm not good at using meg on the jumpy wizard.
granny demeter just wanna make sure her grandson has air conditioning
later, yes
or demeter just wanna make kool aid man
Have you met old people bro they don't care about anything anynore
technically every god in the game is an old people
And demeter seems so done with everything all the time
demeter is 101% done with you
nyx is probably the ultimate grandma
Nah bro nyx is big ||tiddy|| mommy gf
.........................
shes probably even older than demeter
she is
Hello mods? I caught a simp
She was in hell before hades so safe to say she's pretty old
Bro don't snitch
we all simp down here
since she is direct offspring of chaos and nyx is like offspring generation 3

She's probably older than demeter
Infernal troves seem absolutely terrible for time. 🤣
is poison from vermin count as a trap?
more like generation -1
not from vermin but from poison pods in the ground
nyx is one of the six things that was created from chaos if we are following theogony
that poison smog you see sometimes
Eros is part of it but for some reason he is also below aphrodite or even her son
some people like different canons
Greek mythology has alot of contradictions
it's mythology what else do you expect tbh
its fragmentary
there have been too many people talking about it
but if you are refering the bathbomb route of how aphrodite was born that would mean shes actually more primordial than zeus and his 5 other siblings
Aphrodite is actually older than most of the olympians
consider aside from zeus being worshipped widely, aphrodite is the other one that has this privilege, its safe to say power wise aphro might be also just as strong
because if you are not a crafter you probably wont care about heppy unless its about his festival
THE... THE BATHBOMB ROUTE IM WHEEZING
well dio would also be older than most olympians but the helenistic greeks dont care
they just like the party, the other stuff is done by lethe already
titan dong bath bomb........
I mean he ain't wrong about the whole bath bomb thing
im tryna to not say that or else the mods will fbi open up me
Cronos was castrated and his blood fell into the ocean, creating aphrodite
gosh greek mythology is hard to talk about
Yeah it's brutal man
thanks to all this weird r rated nonsense going on
at least it's broad enough that the talk about it would never end
ah yes
Eygptian myth is the next level of a rated
osiris and his missing...thing
thats the only relatively wide theme most know so you ca actually throw away smalltalk and talk about mythology for good 4h
i can tell you about it in dms
i forgot all about egyptian mythology already
and to think i used to be an ancient egypt kid
Norse mythology tho
Norse mythology more like head gone
chaos darkness boon + darker thirst
norse mythology is sadly so dead
= having well over 2k darkenesas at the end of the run
it lost so much
I think most mythology is dead
got fated persuasion 2
because of a certain capital G controlled over the area we dont have much norse source to reference from
theres, only 2
greek any egyptian were lucky that they didnt write everything down on flamable bark
Does King Arthur count as mythology or legend
also i got another item of furniture around thanatos
keeping in track with my priorities
ask in a few hundred years
The king Arthur legends brutal af
yep
Thanatos unlike his brother will never sit on that couch
dont make me sad
I wish we could find him just conked out on the couch and snoring away in the exact same position
thinks about 2014 mechanisms album, high noon over camelot
death never sleeps
tomatos
anywya i got alot of gems and stuff from that run well worth it
also got a 2nd fish in chaos
just need the rare one now and ive caught all the fisha
once
forward facing than toast....
once
this is cursed than-k you
i have another one
Forward facing than just looks kinda off to me ngl
thanachos
who looks good when facing front tho in comparison to just to the side
it's always weird
than should start a company and put his portrait on everything
Not me lol
E
E
A
No
maybe if his forward facing face wasnt shaded in such a symmetrical way it wouldnt look as weird
E
i mean
E A
forward facing hypnos looks ok
SPORTS
fade is acting up again
E
his front facing portrait has grown on me because it looks funny
There you go
Im always acting up
E
sad
Aphro pink glock
imagine seeing front facing thanny and hearing YOU'RE NEXT. YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. DEATH SENTENCE
than would be a fun judge
more than a 9mm
Modern day cupid is just him with a 9mm shooting people with love bullets
"oh you stole 3$ candy? death sentence"
Aphro: Now I will fire my .50 AE on my hello kitty desert eagle
lets go 👀
16000 darkness to go?
around that
for 6 levels of authority and 2 of persuasion
I still want one off weapons
Like megs whip and than's scythe
Like
What
I didn't even swear
Why did it cencor it
Wth
Like you max out someone friend ship then like: oh hey I have a spare weapon hanging around want it? Then they give you a whole new weapon