h1-discussion

[novel wasp]

they update slowly

slowly but surely

[karmic oasis]

So y'all got any of that next Hades update?

[livid cargo]

This is the worst part

Waiting on the day of patch

[river socket]

i cant even play yet but cant wait for it to come out so i can read patch notes

[mild needle]

im home

lets play some hades bois

[calm hawk]

So who's super excited for the new update?

[mild needle]

theres a new update?

[river socket]

any time now

[lofty wolf]

i'd give it 5,5 hour at least 😏

[livid cargo]

6-10 hours left

[knotty epoch]

Y'all don't have to stare and wait if you're excited. Greg will probably ping us when it drops

[livid cargo]

No but thats what we do

[lofty wolf]

pinging everybody is rude

[knotty epoch]

I do it too, but only because I have nothing better to do

[lilac bronze]

what happens when you go over the heat gauge with bounties and such? do you get multiple or do you have to go back to lower heat and do those again?

[knotty epoch]

you get the bounties for only the lowest available one

[lilac bronze]

ah that also makes sense. thanks for the help

[broken sail]

how did the devs make Zagreus so good looking?

[livid cargo]

Effort, mostly

There have been quite a few overhauls for his appearance since december 2018

[broken sail]

how am i suppose to pay attention to the game with that hunk in the centre?

[lilac bronze]

Is your highest heat clear and bounties tracked per aspect or just per weapon?

[mild needle]

done

[river socket]

per weapon

[mild needle]

chiron aspect, poseidon attack and special + poseidon legendary

[lilac bronze]

alright thanks Ezreal, appreciate the help

[mild needle]

dusa is so cute

i want a dusa plushy

[broken sail]

they made a gorgon cute

[mild needle]

I want to say something but its off topic so

[brazen drum]

Update releasing this afternoon ?

[mild needle]

8h

[brazen drum]

8PM ?

[mild needle]

in 8h

[brazen drum]

oh, so that'd be 8PM in my timezone

[spiral karma]

つ _ ༽つ GIB UPDATE つ _ ༽つ

[brazen drum]

Well, thanks, have a nice day

[spiral karma]

つ _ ༽つ

[calm hawk]

@mild needle where did you get that info tho?

[versed shale]

it's based on when they've released patches in the past

there's no set time though, it'll happen sometime during their workday

[mental sleet]

when is the update gonna drop?

oh in 8h

which means

in 8 hours

[glossy dirge]

whats been speculated

[mighty thistle]

are we finally getting Thanatos scythe?

[sharp moss]

from what I understand all the weapons were once wielded by deities during the war against titans

so the scythe is unlikely

[mighty thistle]

i want a scythe dammit

[slim flume]

I want a scythe and some pistols

ALSO weapon swapping would be cool

[visual briar]

probably a Demeter weapon

which makes me imagine it being melee anyway

grandma with a pair of ancient greek bronze knuckles

[sharp moss]

@mighty thistle there could be a scythe though , one belonging to Cronus

[warm elbow]

Happy update day

[pliant dagger]

and along that vein there could be an aspect of thanatos ;)

[slow rose]

We already get Thanatos's weapon

[sharp moss]

aspects come from the fact that the weapon was wielded once by a person(?)

[mighty thistle]

i dont think thanatos wielded anything but the scythe

[sharp moss]

Thanatos is rarely mentioned in Greek mythology

if I'm not wrong

[sullen solstice]

anyone knows which time does the patch usually come out?

[sharp moss]

someone mentioned

[mighty thistle]

you see the thing greeks hated hades the most out of all the gods because he represented the thing they feared most..death and the bloody irony is that he isnt even responsible for them dying

[sharp moss]

why is it red

[livid cargo]

@sullen solstice roughly 10am - 2pm pst

[sullen solstice]

thank you!

[livid cargo]

So roughly 4-8 hours from now

[brave nymph]

Welp

I just got the Meg bedroom scene after escape attempt 69

[mighty thistle]

oh my

[lofty wolf]

nice

[grand oasis]

I came back to the server because i started playing this game. I got past Megara after my 5th attempt using Aegis.

then died in the same run because i upset Ares in a trial of the Gods (I picked Dionesus over him)

[hard dagger]

euw release ? pls

[lofty wolf]

there is n o way to not piss somebody up in the t rial

[red wave]

Patch when?

[grand oasis]

i suppose that is true.. the trial thing

[red wave]

When patch?

[warm elbow]

4-8 hours from now

[toxic totem]

Excited.

[opaque nexus]

Hey all, been sick for like 3 days so I hope this update can help me pass the time

[jovial nimbus]

Playing the game right before the patch. Need to say goodbye to my boi GY

[toxic totem]

I feel that. Finally got over whatever hit my household.

Goodbye?

[opaque nexus]

Nah guan yu is fine it doesn’t need a nerf

I expect a rework if anything

[jovial nimbus]

Well, *GY this patch.

[nocturne scroll]

when does the patch drop ?

[west chasm]

In a few hours

Just do stuff and so

[lusty stump]

I doubt GY would be nerfed tbh

[grand oasis]

Whats in this new update?

[knotty epoch]

weapon, art, story

[grand oasis]

I'll probably get the update when i get off work

[west chasm]

The post game screen sums it up

Also whenever SGG shows a silhouette they add a new splash art

[knotty epoch]

they also put it in #announcements

[grand oasis]

I only just showed up again so

OK then

i respond as such

https://tenor.com/view/dark-crystal-chamberlain-skeksis-hmmm-gif-14982237

[lusty stump]

give it about 5 or more hours

[lofty wolf]

what if i give it only 4h 🤔

[west chasm]

Bold

[lofty wolf]

that's the timeframe last 2 major updates went live 🤷‍♂️

[vocal thorn]

The guan-yu charged attack deflect might get nerfed. It’s slightly ridiculous how well that deflects, when the Zeus shield special is fairly useless at deflecting

[harsh epoch]

soon

oh wow when did time go so fast

its already another update

[drowsy karma]

New weapon hype.

[slim flume]

Guys where do I get the last aspects for my weapons?

[drowsy karma]

There is only one availible now, for Varatha.

[slim flume]

Oh I see

then I got them all

[drowsy karma]

Over time, through speaking with Achiless, i believe.

[slim flume]

I mean it says it comes with renovation or something like that

[grand oasis]

i got the first four weapons already

the sword, the spear, the shield and the bow

[west chasm]

The game is early access

[drowsy karma]

You also have Railgun to unlock, then.

[west chasm]

EVERY weapon will have a 4th aspect

[slim flume]

sure wasnt a rant just asking how to get it

if it's not possible it's fine

[west chasm]

But since Guan Yu exists, it will seeming be a very big gamechanger of an aspect

[grand oasis]

theres A RAIL GUN?!

also isn't Guan Yu a chinese god of war?

[drowsy karma]

With a built in grenade launcher.

[grand oasis]

what the heck is he doing in a game about Greek Mythology?!

Smite not withstanding

[slim flume]

isnt that #h1-story-discussion ?

[drowsy karma]

Spoils no story... debatable?

[wary isle]

The 4th aspects likely come from other cultures

[jade grove]

To be fair, Guan Yu aspect is literally on the art for the update.

[slim flume]

cant wait for the update

[drowsy karma]

Same.

[jade grove]

It's like, the first thing you see besides Granny Demeter

[grand oasis]

oh it's a weapon upgrade

[slim flume]

give me Odin, he is the best greek god

[drowsy karma]

Got a night shift to spend.

[west chasm]

@grand oasis That's the joke

[drowsy karma]

Putin for the god.

[west chasm]

||They say "Wait this dude isn't greek"||

[forest grotto]

is there a use for darkness after the mirror is full?

[west chasm]

Broker

[forest grotto]

besides the occasional store thing

[west chasm]

Ah

No

[drowsy karma]

Isn't rerolls unlimited?

[wary isle]

Not yet

[west chasm]

Well, as of rn

Rerolls of what?

[wary isle]

Limit is 10

[west chasm]

Like chamber rewards?

[drowsy karma]

Rerolls upgrade for mirror.

[west chasm]

Ah, the starting amount per run?

[drowsy karma]

I was starting my game from the scratch each time, i don't have it maxed xD

Ye.

[west chasm]

Oh kay

[forest grotto]

i wish chaos had a mirror bit added after because chaos is nyx's father and mother

[west chasm]

How does that even work?

Did she just emerge from Chaos as a fetus?

Or did he make her on the spot as she is right now

Cuz Chaos seems to be capable of doing both

[forest grotto]

it's in the nyx conversations when you give her enough nectar

[west chasm]

Ah, i dumped my nectar to get keepsakes mostly

Makes sense i haven't heard her yet

[wary isle]

Also wouldn't she technically be a Titan?

[west chasm]

Idk man she seems pretty short to me

[forest grotto]

i did that then filled everybody's nectar

meg is a titan

[night turret]

Meg is born of titan blood*

That was lying around... presumably.

[wary isle]

She's a chthonic god

[night turret]

Separate from it's owner, I mean.

[forest grotto]

athena was born from zeus's broken skull but she's an olympian god yes?

[wary isle]

Also, Meg and Aphrodite are technically sisters if you will

[forest grotto]

unsurprising considering most of the olympian family tree seems to be everyone getting on with their brothers and sisters and cousins

[wary isle]

Well, they got created because Zeus' dad cut off his father's genitals

Super weird stuff

[west chasm]

Kinky

[night turret]

Wild

[gleaming pike]

Daughters of the D

[forest grotto]

back to my chaos mirror thing

it would make sense since nyx says she wants to talk to chaos and chaos later says they will think about it

[night turret]

Probably that's the reason Greek Myths are so good.

[iron fog]

The greek gods are just like a box of hamsters just crawling all over each other and having kids in weird and wonderful ways

[forest grotto]

oh well i thought my chaos mirror idea was good

kivaember yeah that pretty much sums it up

[bronze pike]

is the update today or tomorrow? they announced 10.03 but in-game says 1 day

[forest grotto]

tomorrow i believe

no wait the time difference is a thing if it's today then later

[wary isle]

No i's today

[bronze pike]

they're US based though so probably like tonight for EU? maybe late night?

[jade grove]

It's in an hour and change at the earliest.

8AM PST is the earliest they update.

[bronze pike]

oh nice 🙂

[jade grove]

So, 1h15m minimum, any later is "they aren't up by 8 today" or "build isn't ready, give it a few hours"

dw, it's coming

[forest grotto]

then noon for me i think

[jade grove]

soon™️

[night turret]

Well, if all previous Updates were of any guide... we can chill for ... 4-5 hours.

[wary isle]

Amir is playing Hades right now 👀

[night turret]

Ofcourse he does.

So... while we waiting...

Nyx.

[forest grotto]

what about nyx

[mint pendant]

romance option for nyx/s

[night turret]

How Hot the NIght herself would be in your opinion?

[slim flume]

I mean not a single char in hades is hot

[forest grotto]

don't think so considering she always thinks of zag as her son

[mint pendant]

that was a joke, but i actually predicted it

[lusty stump]

😤 guys, come on, Thanatos still exists.

[mint pendant]

then again, the greeks did give us Oedipus

[night turret]

Place your bet's now, before mods delete my face.

[wary isle]

She'll look pretty old presumably

[mint pendant]

don't think gods can look old, but then again

[forest grotto]

demeter looks old

[hollow wharf]

I think hotness shouldn't be the focus. She's super old, I think she should get an intimidating, grand form.

[mint pendant]

yeah

[alpine stratus]

sorry, what face am i deleting here, masair?

[mint pendant]

his own, i assume

[night turret]

The ones asking for it... And whose you really want to I guess?

[mint pendant]

ban us all

[novel wasp]

angry grandma

[alpine stratus]

Anyway, I havent seen any of this convo, but if you think youre breaking rules, might be time to dial it back?

[warm elbow]

Everytime i think about Nyx appearance i remind myself of Nyx from Persona 3

[novel wasp]

@slim flume how dare you talk shet about my gilf zeus

[slim flume]

[night turret]

Yeah P3 had it rough.

[alpine stratus]

(googles p3 nyx) oooh, cool

[novel wasp]

I need you to stop the door kun right here

[warm elbow]

Door kun aspect

[solar coral]

Update hype. Update hype. Update hype

[novel wasp]

@warm elbow someone got it

[night turret]

Oh no, we spoiled 4th rail aspect

[novel wasp]

the unoriginal second playthrough name

Door Kun Kun

[forest grotto]

does anyone think that there will be a 5th biome?

all the other characters keep going on and on about a war so maybe we need to fight our way to mount olympus as well?

[warm elbow]

There should be something after Hades so

[novel wasp]

there is aspect of hades

[jade grove]

Aspect of Doom Slayer

[solar coral]

Perhaps

[night turret]

We will get an epilogue of sorts that's for sure.

[warm elbow]

i mean about the 5th biome

[alpine stratus]

i doubt it tbh about 5th biome

[novel wasp]

Minecraft biome

[wary isle]

I dont think there will be a 5th biome

[tribal tinsel]

When

[solar coral]

I wonder about how the epilogue will work, if it’ll be one ending, or multiple

[alpine stratus]

thats a lot of work for them, and i think more gameplay will be a detriment

[night turret]

4-5 hours

[wary isle]

At least not until they decide to make a DLC and that's way in the future if it ever happens

[warm elbow]

You have to search for Persephone

[novel wasp]

Usually ssg dont do dlc

dw

[little inlet]

morning gamers

[tribal tinsel]

Wow

[alpine stratus]

goood morning gamer!

[wary isle]

They also usually dont do early access 😉

[night turret]

we are PG boys here.

[novel wasp]

this is the good early access

[night turret]

So no Nyx nsfw

[warm elbow]

Nothing more than good boys a girls here

[novel wasp]

because if you shorten the term, you will get EA

[solar coral]

Pog

[novel wasp]

also Msair never said that again

i will personally behead you for that

[solar coral]

What do we think the new weapon will be?

[forest grotto]

batle axe?

[alpine stratus]

scythe....PLEASE

[jade grove]

car

[tribal tinsel]

Dagger?

[jade grove]

it's aspect of car, guys

[solar coral]

Idk about scythe

[tribal tinsel]

Car wow

[wary isle]

Can't imagine Demeter wielding a huge Axe tbh

[jade grove]

@alpine stratus normal walky scythe, or floaty scythe

[solar coral]

Freeze ray

[jade grove]

floaty scythe or riot :v

[alpine stratus]

its gotta be walky, havent you seen the noclip doc bit where they go ZAG CANT FLOAT

[night turret]

Something that would make people go "Ah fhs..."?

[jade grove]

@solar coral Aspect of Mr. Freeze

[forest grotto]

primordial energy lol

[jade grove]

wait, really?

I thought they said they wanted to make him float.

[tribal tinsel]

????

[jade grove]

:/

more melee will be disappointment for me

[solar coral]

The rail made him float, they didn’t like it

[alpine stratus]

yeah, they were fighting over if he could float with the gun or not

[lusty stump]

the next weapon will be: it's just Zag T-posing while floating.

[blissful jay]

how long to have the update?:c

[alpine stratus]

and some people were like he can!! and others were like HE CANT

[solar coral]

BRING BACK SWORD TPOSE

[night turret]

4-5 h

[jade grove]

I don't like melee, it's kinda meh.

[alpine stratus]

a few hours perhaps?

[blissful jay]

ty

[alpine stratus]

YESSS BRING BACK TPOSE ZAG!!!

[jade grove]

that's why it's said meh-lay

FLAMETHROWER is acceptable

[solar coral]

Yes

[fickle inlet]

Happy Patch Day everyone!

[night turret]

Patch when?

[forest grotto]

flamethrower would be the rail though yeah?

[solar coral]

Today

Lol

[fickle inlet]

@night turret they don't give specific times for when the update drops, but it is typically in the early afternoon (CST)

[alpine stratus]

rail aspect that shoots fire...OOOH

[jade grove]

patchience lol

[alpine stratus]

:>

[forest grotto]

the sword could be Excalibur

[night turret]

@fickle inlet I know, I just keeping up with tradition.

[solar coral]

Honestly, I would like a really quick weapon, like a dagger or whip over something slow like a scythe

[warm elbow]

Red aspect from Transistor

[novel wasp]

@jade grove aspect of Top Gears

[solar coral]

Transistor skin when

[jade grove]

I would like a MAGIC WEAPON

[pliant dagger]

it's a book

[jade grove]

Not regular old melee things

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Minecraft Steve

[alpine stratus]

i think if zag has a whip then he and meg should be allowed to get them so badly tangled in each other that they have to shrug and declare a draw

[pliant dagger]

spellcasting tome

[solar coral]

Decent

Quick spell, slow spell, debuff special

[fickle inlet]

@night turret lol sorry. ive seen A LOT of people get frustrated / upset in the past over the vague update schedule. just trying to keep everyone's expectations realistic. 😄

[novel wasp]

I told you, Aspect of Zagreus level 6, the weapon is now a t pose zagreus and being held by the stygian with limbs

[forest grotto]

the shield could be brunhild

the bow has many options but the easiest i think would be a Japanese person because history

the rail could go with gatling

[night turret]

Again. Meg will not stand Zag rubbing titan blood (of wich she is born) into her favourite whip

[jade grove]

lol, Aspect of Gatling

Spellcasting anything whatsoever is fine by me.

As long as it's not more melee

[wary isle]

I like the flamethrower idea for the rail

[jade grove]

Down with warriors. Mages forever!

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Felis, no more melee

[solar coral]

Flamethrower with Demeter attack

Water gun

[jade grove]

what, throw memes and cat puns at enemies? @novel wasp

[novel wasp]

its a kitchen knife that casts 1d4 magic missiles

[jade grove]

an aspect of me would literally just tell bad jokes until enemies explode

[long python]

im hyped. they tease anything yet?

[forest grotto]

frost burn for demeter flame thrower

[jade grove]

also, Demeter flamethrower would be a steam cannon, duh

[alpine stratus]

only the sillouette from last week!

[night turret]

Not a clue

[long python]

pretty sure it just a tome or something and magic

[livid cargo]

Actually we do know something related to the patch in a way

The mods will have new pun nicknames

[forest grotto]

sillouette and i believe confirmed 6th weapon

[jade grove]

pog

[night turret]

Belgo will make another cursed avatar...

[solar coral]

Anyone here got viscous cycle recently? That plus hunting blades is just nuts

[long python]

lol @forest grotto

[jade grove]

Magic scepter pls

[long python]

^

[jade grove]

Magic gang represent

[karmic oasis]

@jade grove I think we can still change their minds right?

[night turret]

VC was always busted

[solar coral]

I would be a fan of magic

[jade grove]

:^)

(^:

[night turret]

It's legendary for a reason

[cursive steppe]

What if it's a skillshot only weapon

[novel wasp]

magic is always like the least represented in greek for some reason

[long python]

Arc Lighting aspect for it also i hope

[pliant dagger]

magic would be neat to see how the interactions work with the different boons

[jade grove]

well we have a Gun

[solar coral]

Yeah

[pliant dagger]

like changing the elements of the spells you cast

[jade grove]

we really don't need to stick to classical mythology tbh

now that GUN exists

[wary isle]

@solar coral It really is nuts, but Hunting Blades is so good that you dont even need VC tbh

[solar coral]

Can’t wait, SG always surpasses my expectation

Yeah

[wary isle]

But thats probably the best combo in the game

[pliant dagger]

haha theseus literally rides a ||machine gun chariot|| so

[karmic oasis]

As long as it burninates with flamethrower goodness... I'm cool. Or I get to spam magic missile like spreaders as payback for those little punks.

[pliant dagger]

magic missile... haha

[warm elbow]

That's true, but it's better if the new weapon has consistency with greek mythology

[pliant dagger]

eldritch blast is the special

[jade grove]

Magic missiles yes

That was actually what I had in mind

[remote turret]

is today the update?

[karmic oasis]

@warm elbow ah like the literal machine gun we have.

[jade grove]

@warm elbow Personally, nah. Because then it'll be another bloody melee weapon.

[warm elbow]

Im just saying

[jade grove]

And I don't like beatsticks

[novel wasp]

@jade grove Aspect of AK

[warm elbow]

for the sake of the game theme

[jade grove]

the game theme:
the gun: sup

[night turret]

@remote turret yeah, like in 4-6 hours

[karmic oasis]

But I'm not talking ONE magic missile. I wanna fill the screen, like those cursed spreaders do. I only have so many dashes...

[jade grove]

you're goddamn right, altered

[timber zealot]

i want play new version now

[jade grove]

it better be touhou

[pliant dagger]

it's a farming rake ||a la that one ending where he dies to a tool lmfao||

[jade grove]

aspect of reimu or riot

[pliant dagger]

touhou....

[jade grove]

...okay fine.

you win.

[pliant dagger]

👀

[jade grove]

that's the one melee weapon I'd accept.

aspect of rake

+100% damage from geese drawback

[pliant dagger]

he takes it with him into the river of styx

[night turret]

Rake in a lake

[jade grove]

Goose randomly shows up, yeets your weapon into the Phlegethon

[pliant dagger]

farmer zag

we stardew now

[night turret]

You get disarmed in Hades Fight.

[karmic oasis]

You don't actually use the rake, it's not melee, you throw them around and then guide emeies to it.

[jade grove]

Untitled Demigod Game

hjonk

Zagreoose

[warm elbow]

Hello goose mate

[pliant dagger]

both goose and zag have a penchant for destruction

[karmic oasis]

Wait, no, that's a terrible idea, how would I get spreaders to go to them...

[wary isle]

It's my head canon now that the goose is at fault for Zagreus deaths on the surface

[jade grove]

I'm still holding out for the Aspect of Kiwami, where you just turn enemies into knives

And all the fountains are replaced with gigantic porcelain cows.

[karmic oasis]

Ah problem solved: special is a rake flamethrower.

Hire me now SG

[novel wasp]

i want a rake

[jade grove]

ah, so that's what it means to be raked with fire

[karmic oasis]

Honestly the more I think about it, a rake is the most likely. It also makes everyone happy. Except those insane knife peoplem.

[knotty epoch]

The new weapon is actually just no weapon. It unlocks the ability to talk to your enemies and work things out a la undertale instead.

[cursive onyx]

hey guys the new weapon is just a pair of iron knuckles

[karmic oasis]

@knotty epoch get out

[cursive onyx]

er brass

[pliant dagger]

oh i thought u were going bare fists

[cursive onyx]

you punch your dad to death

[pliant dagger]

imagine getting to sock hades in the face

[karmic oasis]

Which could also be a rake. There's a cooldown after every thrown rake, so your attack becomes a punch.

[warm elbow]

Monk build

[knotty epoch]

Bare fists too mainstream. Healthy communication is the new hotness

[warm elbow]

Tifa aspect

[pliant dagger]

i imbue your fists with t h u n d e r, nephew

[cursive onyx]

gungir aspect

hibiki's gungir

[jade grove]

gungnir

gungfar

gungwhereveryouare

Aspect of Stick

It's just a stick

[karmic oasis]

Which could also be an aspect of the Rake...

[cursive onyx]

fire fists

[pliant dagger]

ima pull up with dat stick—

[night turret]

You bought Stick with titan blood, what a fool.

[karmic oasis]

"thomp thomp thomp" "why you...."

[novel wasp]

@karmic oasis knife isnt so bad

[jade grove]

All it does is say "I am a stick" when you try to upgrade it, rejecting your Titan Blood.

[night turret]

Wretches die of laughter, shamefull but effective.

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Minecraft Stick

[jade grove]

nah, Stormlight Archive stick is the strongest

[karmic oasis]

@novel wasp the knife gang must be purged and censored.

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Kiwame Japan cannot be stopped

[pliant dagger]

i haven't seen any knife talk 🤔 perhaps that's for the best?

[novel wasp]

I am the original

Kitchen Knife

[jade grove]

Technically, both of us are

[karmic oasis]

Anything Stormlight Archive is the strongest. After two encyclopedic books. It's like, DBZ the fantasy novel

[novel wasp]

Yea

[jade grove]

Kiwami is inevitable

Everything returns to knife in the end

[novel wasp]

The Charon purger is the cow jug

[pliant dagger]

10000 degree knife cuts through hades

[novel wasp]

we dont use 10000 degree knife

[jade grove]

Sharpest Bloodstone Knife In the World

[novel wasp]

we use knives made out of meg's tear for beating her 100 times

finest

and saltiest

[jade grove]

in all seriousness, I really don't like pure melee in this game

it makes flamewheel rooms the most boring rooms in the game

[novel wasp]

What if

you can throw the kitchen knife

the special is a big slash instead

[karmic oasis]

I'm still holding out for the flying guillotine.

[novel wasp]

No

[short gate]

New update hype!

[novel wasp]

Kitchen Knife will execute them all

[short gate]

Finally get to splurge all these nectar bottles on this new character

[stuck rover]

I just spend em on diamonds honestly

[night turret]

I think it's a weapon update?

[short gate]

#announcements Check the silouhette

[warm elbow]

new artowork

artwork*

[knotty epoch]

That's probably just Nyx, my dude

[night turret]

We Ain't getting P Mom untill 1.0

[warm elbow]

Yeah its Nyx

[short gate]

Lol, I'd be happy if it was

Been waiting for her to get some proper artwork

[flat vapor]

one of my favorite parts of the update is the email they send us

which is weird but it’s so cool

[stuck rover]

So what is the consensus on the new weapon?

[novel wasp]

Zagreus is the weapon

[night turret]

Those wings are not making sence... but eh? Cool?

[stuck rover]

Demeters torch or what

[short gate]

No idea, could be a whip, could be huge gauntlets

[novel wasp]

the Aspect of T Pose Zagreus

[night turret]

The weapons were the friend you made along the way.

[short gate]

grant me the aspect of JESUS

[marsh jackal]

I’m hoping for a slow hard hitting weapon I wanna see big numbers

[short gate]

Hammer would also be cool

[night turret]

Beating someone with a cross... sounds cool.

[short gate]

Just the Daedalus Hammer itself

[marsh jackal]

Daedelus hammer weapon confirmed

[jade grove]

Only if it's a yeeted hammer

[stuck rover]

You just use more hammers when you pick one up

[marsh jackal]

Can we get a hammer that works like a home run bat? Pair that with poseideon and gg

[grand crystal]

when is the update??

[short gate]

NOW

[grand crystal]

in like a cople days

[short gate]

Kidding

[night turret]

4-6 ours

[marsh jackal]

Released sometime today

[grand crystal]

ncie

[short gate]

Really soon yeah

[grand crystal]

cant wait for a scythe

cuz y'know

[short gate]

Maybe

[grand crystal]

thats most likley

[short gate]

Thanatos might get jealous

[winged pewter]

i got this game yesterday and im really njoying it, my mate got it earlier today and loves it too 🙂

[short gate]

Yep, a really awesome game

[marsh jackal]

Than will show up

That’s a nice scythe you got there... want to see mine?

[short gate]

Hope you and your mate enjoy the update

[winged pewter]

just wondering are there plans for multiplayer co op at some point do we know?

[grand crystal]

ive been playing before chaos

[short gate]

No idea, probably not

[grand crystal]

and wow has this game grown

[night turret]

Probably not at all?

[winged pewter]

thats a shame :c

[karmic orchid]

new weapon should be baseball bat that inflict extra dmg when u deflect or knock enemies into each other

[short gate]

It's not in the roadmap

[marsh jackal]

I got it in christmas 2018

[flat vapor]

someone get the update when chain going

[short gate]

We talking ripping the baseball bat straight from Gungeon?

[brisk trail]

the 1st week i got it, passed in a blink

[little inlet]

what time do SSG usually update the game?

[stuck rover]

Faq says absolutely no MP

[winged pewter]

i hope they are willing to go into co-op multiplayer 🙂 every game is better with friends, and god i bet hades will be amazing

[jade grove]

Why is it that when I play the sword, that's the only time I get like 5 flamewheel rooms?

[proud silo]

Update? When? I nid

[vague perch]

today

[winged pewter]

it says 1 day in game

[proud silo]

Yes but I'm bored

[night turret]

we have 4-6 hours.

[little inlet]

thx ma'sair

[worthy dagger]

Y’all need to be more patient lol. They release the update when they release the update

[grand crystal]

but like

no

[marsh jackal]

I just want to skim the patch notes already

[short gate]

You should see the Risk Of Rain 2 server on update day

Lol

It's literally more Hell than Hades is set in

[stuck rover]

Heat 33

[worthy dagger]

Lol I bet

[short gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/564544696995676177/654356832881606656/We_need_update.gif

[jade grove]

*Heat 52

[short gate]

This is a gif that is often spammed when an update isn't live yet

[stuck rover]

Extreme measures level 4

[little inlet]

i excite to see what the next infernal arm is

[short gate]

Same

It's guaranteed to be amazing

I'm also hoping we get to see what the next Unique Aspect is after Guan Yu

[night turret]

Prepare for suddenly it's not an Infernal Arm, but a Leg.

[short gate]

Infernal Leg

[stuck rover]

Infernal head

[fossil carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/564544696995676177/654356832881606656/We_need_update.gif

[short gate]

OH NO WHY DID I TELL THEM

[jade grove]

L'egg

[brazen sky]

Well, if guys are taking their sweet time with this update, that means i can read for my exam without worries
Win/win

[fossil carbon]

XD

[night turret]

Mods will slap for overuse of gifs so carefull

[stuck rover]

God of war 3 when you rip that guys head off and use it as a light

[short gate]

You mean the Medusa?

[night turret]

Helios I think it was

[blissful monolith]

Helios, I think

[short gate]

Ohhh

Helios yeah

[blissful monolith]

Medusa's head would not make a very good light 😛

[short gate]

Kratos canonically killed Helios in the Hades universe, that's why he's not in this game

:P

[brazen sky]

Well if you carve the insides out and pkace a fire bit there...

[short gate]

Oh jesus

[stuck rover]

Mmmm

Gorgon pumpkin pie

[brazen sky]

I'm not talking about Dusa ofc

[short gate]

[night turret]

Yeaaahhh let's put GOW aside...

[brazen sky]

God (whicheverone) bless Dusa

[warm dove]

Its 9:30pm in my place and still waiting for update

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/564544696995676177/654356832881606656/We_need_update.gif

[ashen estuary]

I hope they add Apolo

[kind scroll]

Is the update today or the 11th?

[brazen sky]

That sure doesn't look like Appolo's silhouette to me..

[jade grove]

Hey, who do you think the REAL final final boss will be?

[fossil carbon]

Last update was 19:03 CET

[jade grove]

I think it'll be the House Contractor.

[brazen sky]

Scheduled for today

Uuu, might be

[fossil carbon]

Should be today, don't know what time

[brazen sky]

But

Hm

[kind scroll]

Cool, thanks

[jade grove]

my bad, the Contractor, the gems guy. Not broker, broker is a cool guy.

[brazen sky]

Ah

[lilac bronze]

Just unlocked and completed a run with the 4th aspect of the spear. Normally im not a fan of the spear but this was awesome

[jade grove]

See, little do people know, but the Contractor is Thanatos' lesser known but equally inevitable brother, Taxes.

[warm dove]

you know who is real boss? Bouldy

[fossil carbon]

@jade grove Mom final boss fight

[jade grove]

Death and taxes, y'know

[brazen sky]

Taxes

[kind scroll]

hah

[night turret]

That would be awfull.

[stuck rover]

Difficult because you don't want to kill him

[jade grove]

@fossil carbon Hey, is that a Rathian Ruby

[fossil carbon]

D'Jho

[jade grove]

Close, dangit

[fossil carbon]

I love that Pickle!

[warm dove]

For the love of this gameeee We need
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/564544696995676177/654356832881606656/We_need_update.gif

[mild needle]

my thumb hurts from smashing dash button for 3 days in a row

[kind scroll]

^ hah

[jade grove]

68 health restored from a trove

no 69 health

[kind scroll]

I have rested for 2 days, waiting for the update :X

[mild needle]

i bought the game on saturday so

heh

[kind scroll]

ah nice

[mild needle]

just in time for the update

didnt even know there was going to be an update

[kind scroll]

I have put an ungodly amount of time into the game :/

[warm elbow]

Guys remember the keys

[brazen sky]

I don't even try to restore health from troves

[mild needle]

the last several days of my life were work eat sleep and hades

[brazen sky]

If i'm already low, that'll be hell

[viscid oriole]

what time is the update coming at ?

i cant wait !

[warm dove]

dont know

[brazen sky]

Yes, stock up on keys!

[kind scroll]

Hades became my idle game replacement for slay the spire

[jade grove]

@brazen sky it still healed me, even in styx

[red glade]

I say PATCH you say DAY

PATCH!

[viscid oriole]

DAY !

[kind scroll]

someday!

[red glade]

Woohoo

[jade grove]

DATCH

[warm dove]

they always update very lateeeeee

[jade grove]

I mean wait

[warm dove]

its like midnight in us

[red glade]

Hades singlehandedly saving me from corona

[kind scroll]

7:44 am

[warm dove]

9:44 pm

[kind scroll]

(here in US)

[red glade]

too busy playing to leave home

[brazen sky]

4.45pm here, i woke up, i need food, then i'm ready.

[rich parrot]

wen is patch plz

[red glade]

I'm just going to take a moment to say I love all of you, you are the best darn community on discord ❤️ ❤️

[rich parrot]

ETA

[brazen sky]

Nobody knows

[warm dove]

i know i already said it 100 times but plz GIANT AXE

[kind scroll]

The last two were 10:01 AM (I think that is my time on steam)

[mild needle]

Tell Orpheus to play Good Riddance and watching the scenery is my favorite thing to do
https://imgur.com/a/SFOPgak

also the number of rooms

[jade grove]

It's 10:47 PM here, the Long Winter update dropped 2AM for me

[rich parrot]

great axe, magic staff

[short gate]

So 4 hours, right

[jade grove]

Magic axe.

[mental sail]

I want whip

[jade grove]

It's axe sized, but it casts magic.

nae nae

[kind scroll]

2 hours and change maybe

[rich parrot]

whip

[warm dove]

GIANT AXE SMASHINGGGGGGGGGGGGg

[kind scroll]

A whip would be pretty awesome

[pliant dagger]

waitin on a dance button

[gray wind]

torch flame thrower

[lofty wolf]

@jade grove yes, but USA already changed time

[pliant dagger]

for maximum post boss BM

[kind scroll]

After watching Castlevania a whip or flail would be the best heh

[little inlet]

i want dual wield something

[warm dove]

talkking about Castlevania 2

[kind scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/castlevania-morningstar-whip-trevor-belmont-netflix-gif-13377617

[warm elbow]

Belmont aspect

[warm dove]

martial art could be awsome

[blissful monolith]

I cast FIST

[warm dove]

but it doesnt seem fit with boon

[night turret]

4-5 hours guys

[warm dove]

@kind scroll your boy will become vampire

[reef wolf]

session 3 felt like it was just set up

[short gate]

I'm thinking if they're gonna add fists, they're gonna be big huge gauntlets

[jade grove]

@lofty wolf Isn't it an hour earlier in the US now?

So... 1AM my time

[warm dove]

if its late in our country then yes @jade grove

[jade grove]

2-5 hours guys

[warm dove]

me: 10pm

[kind scroll]

Two supergiant members are playing Hades last minute play testing maybe

[pliant dagger]

will there be an announcement when it gets released or am i just gonna constantly refresh this chat haha

[livid cargo]

There will be a ping

[reef wolf]

probably around 10am I say

[pliant dagger]

aight dope this is the first update that i'm present for 👀

[warm elbow]

same, this is hype

[reef wolf]

Hype

[mental sleet]

if it's a whip Megaera is gonna be interested

[pliant dagger]

zag entering her boss room: oh how the turns have tabled

[novel wasp]

question, does chaos strike boon boost zeus' lightning strike damage?

[reef wolf]

a whip would be a cool weapon and yeah LUL wonder what meg would think

[novel wasp]

we need more ranged weapon srsly

[brazen drum]

Can we get a katana

[gleaming crane]

Don't think so Fade.

[brazen drum]

Please

[blissful monolith]

watch it be something completely out of left field like bombs

[jade grove]

Nemesis is already kind of one in the icon

[pliant dagger]

Ziggs

[jade grove]

LAMP OIL, ROPE, BOMBS!

[reef wolf]

we have a bow and a gun what else could it be

[gleaming crane]

We have two fully ranged weapons and only one fully melee weapon. We need melee.

[kind scroll]

Whip? Shuriken? Double dagger?

[gleaming crane]

🔨

[warm dove]

GIANT AXEEEE

[kind scroll]

AH hammer

[scenic herald]

How many hours until the update? Does anyone know?

[pliant dagger]

Gun pt 2

[night turret]

4-5

[kind scroll]

Hammer could have some pretty cool aspects

[warm dove]

hold for swing entire map

[gleaming crane]

Should be 3 to 5 more hours.

[kind scroll]

I wonder if one of the 4th aspects for the other weapons will be added to

[pliant dagger]

Daedalus hammers for the hammer would be interesting

[scenic herald]

Alright, thanks everyone

[manic quarry]

A whip could be fun

[pliant dagger]

I heard you like hammers....

[manic quarry]

Be curious if they add new respawners for them

[gleaming crane]

Daedalus hammers for the hammer are actual hammers glued to your hammer so you can hammer while you hammer.

[graceful bolt]

Glock 18 is the new weapon with 2pac shakur being the new god with boons straight from the west side

[reef wolf]

but can it hammer?

[warm elbow]

Your Daedalus hammer lets you build golems that fight for you

[reef wolf]

lol

[jade grove]

Banhammer

[pliant dagger]

Chainsaw

[jade grove]

Aspect of MC Hammer

[manic quarry]

Do you think the other forigne aspect will be chinese, or they'll diversity?

[kind scroll]

aspect of chainsaw, I guess doom is coming out soon....

[blissful monolith]

I still expect an Aspect of Clint Eastwood for the rail 😛

[manic quarry]

*diversify

[kind scroll]

Whoever said hand to hand, that would also be bad ass...

[gleaming crane]

I think only spear will be Chinese. They'll go for lots of other places.

[stuck rover]

Grant me the aspect of kalashnikov

[night turret]

I'm pretty sure the theme of 4rth aspects are "The User in the future"

[pliant dagger]

New weapon is kunai/shuriken and zag Naruto runs

[novel wasp]

AK 47

[jade grove]

Doot

[novel wasp]

@pliant dagger i will delete the game

and your existence

[kind scroll]

@night turret ah that actually makes sense

[gleaming crane]

Aspect of Vercingetorix for sword please.

[pliant dagger]

LMFAO

[vague perch]

What if they reach into the future an make a laser rifle aspect

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Weeaboo

[vague perch]

or a lightsaber

[little inlet]

i would like to see something with a grapple

like a whip

[novel wasp]

You dont need a grapple

when you dash 6 times

[manic quarry]

Anyone know much Egyptian myth?

[novel wasp]

bruh

[stuck rover]

Aspect of colt

[pliant dagger]

My sole purpose is to bring forth cursed thoughts

[novel wasp]

As a Japanese

I will contain your such cursed thoughts

[livid cargo]

Hades x Jojos crossover, the weapon is Hol Horse's gun

[vague perch]

Zagreus gets stand

[night turret]

Ora?

[pliant dagger]

thinks about that one Reddit post

[novel wasp]

muda

[stuck rover]

Wretched images channel when

[jade grove]

I'd love a pew pew blaster rifle.

[novel wasp]

what about

[knotty epoch]

Aspect of the star war

[vague perch]

Zagreus just grabs Skelly and beats enemies to death with him. He's strong but takes a bit to respawn if you hit too many enemies

[jade grove]

@manic quarry I wanted a staff so it could be a was-scepter for the 4th aspect.

[novel wasp]

Magic pew pew blaster rifle

[livid cargo]

Zag gets magic boxing gloves and can strafe around enemies

[pliant dagger]

what do you think you're doing boyo

[novel wasp]

Im tryna helping you to escape boyo

[pliant dagger]

@livid cargo dont u mean float around enemies

[livid cargo]

Yeye

@vague perch but what if skelly used zagreus to beat up enemies

[vague perch]

What if he already does

[gleaming crane]

using you as a meat shield, Skelly.
That's offensive, boyo.

[novel wasp]

what if the sword used zagreus to beat up enemies

[jade grove]

Okay, 🅱️one shield

[novel wasp]

i think ive made this joke like the 4th time its not funny anymore

[jade grove]

tfw I have 56 keys

but not one aspect worth of 🅱️lood

[livid cargo]

That would be really interesting though if a weapon actually possessed zagreus

[manic quarry]

Mechanically speaking they have slashing arch attack and a long pointy attack

[novel wasp]

a t pose zagreus

[vague perch]

Zagreus just grabs a book and quill as weapon because knowledge is power.

...and then procedes to beat up his enemies with that book

[novel wasp]

to be exact

[pliant dagger]

I maxed out all the bow aspects

[manic quarry]

Yeah Bow is my go too

*go to

[knotty epoch]

Ah yes, thanks Simpire,
Aspect of Police Brutality

[novel wasp]

I want Aspect of Car

[lofty wolf]

sounds like DMC5 🤔 @vague perch

[manic quarry]

How high do people tend to get the butterfly?

[coarse vortex]

aspect of car? man, is the new weapon going to be a car...

[novel wasp]

And then having the ambulance from jojo part 4

[pliant dagger]

Has anyone played DUSK? New weapon is soap

[coarse vortex]

just drive around, run over numbskulls..

[rich parrot]

yea, just a bar of soap

[pliant dagger]

Need 4 speed

[novel wasp]

@pliant dagger enemies picked up receives increased damage from backstab

[vague perch]

Why do I apperently keep making DMC5 refferences, I know nothing bout dmc

[stuck rover]

Grant me the aspect of prison

[lofty wolf]

because game is stylish as heck

[little inlet]

cuz donte iz gud

[blissful monolith]

grant me the aspect of Excalibur

[rich parrot]

next rail aspect is a machine gun that shoot out the letter G U N S

[lofty wolf]

no, not the Excalibur :F

[novel wasp]

grant me the aspect of excalibruh

[little inlet]

bruh

[vague perch]

What if the new weapon is a lyre and you have like a bard-ish playstyle

[novel wasp]

what if the lyre summons orpheus

[reef wolf]

pulls out a ak47

[stuck rover]

T E L L U B

[lofty wolf]

what if the last aspect of Rail was Aspect of Rambo 😏

[jade grove]

When you use the lyre, Zag's flaming feet extend up to his butt

[brazen sky]

Omg j want bardish playstyle

[night turret]

Every time somebody mentions Dusk I recall that moment in Civvie11's video where he throws a soap at the meat tornado.

[jade grove]

Lyre, lyre, pants on fire.

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Telletubbies

[jade grove]

[blissful monolith]

the new weapon is a lyre and you play as Orpheus buffing Zag

[pliant dagger]

God a lyre would be dope

[vague perch]

lol

[stuck rover]

You need to actually learn the lyre in your room first

[blissful monolith]

and Orpheus never shuts up about how glorious Zag's exploits are whenever he kills an enemy

[jade grove]

Aspect of Crail

[brazen sky]

@novel wasp please, no

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Orpheus, a t pose orpheus is for you to dispose

[lofty wolf]

that would be Apollo or Terpsichore @pliant dagger

[pliant dagger]

The spooky adult teletubbies from r/imsorryjon

[vague perch]

Zag buy a strategy guide with cheats to kill enemies, but it just takes a long time for him to read through it for every enemy and it resets if you get hit

[novel wasp]

Aspect of IGN

[blissful monolith]

It has a little something for everyone

[novel wasp]

it delals only 8 damage

[jade grove]

Aspect of Phil Swift.

Upgrading it just gives it A LOT OF DAMAGE!

[vague perch]

that's a lot of damage

[pliant dagger]

Can't accept more than two boons from Poseidon

Too much water

[novel wasp]

@jade grove also its special can saw itself into half and throw it then gets it back

[reef wolf]

aspect of the fishing rod

[jade grove]

Yes

Phil Swift, seeing Charon's barge:

[brazen sky]

I don't like the knock away effects from Poseidon

[vague perch]

What if deadales' hammer (to lazy to look up the spelling) itself just becomes a weapon. Instead of using it to upgrade you just grab it

[jade grove]

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!

[brazen sky]

I try to hit an enemy but it's knoked away from me repeatedly, like, wtf uncle plese

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Charon

[pliant dagger]

Daedalus: wait, is that allowed?
Zagreus: it is now—

[vague perch]

New canon: Charon get's his boats because they're the souls of those that Phil Swift sawed in half

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Supergiant

[heavy tinsel]

is the new update out today or tomorrow?

[blissful monolith]

use Daedalus' hammer to upgrade enemies with cybernetics to fight for you

[novel wasp]

One shots literally everything

[jade grove]

Zagreus, running into a Flex Sealed doorway:

[novel wasp]

oh no

[brazen sky]

@heavy tinsel later today

[tired junco]

so hype for the new update

[novel wasp]

i just heard phil swift voice in the background when im finishing the game in that door scene

[heavy tinsel]

@brazen sky thanks

[jade grove]

YEE-DOGGY! [Cerberus on a boat]

[brazen sky]

So tell me, are the sprites for Nyx and Charon just placeholders?
Seeing as Sisyphus used to have the same one

[novel wasp]

but for real

Aspect of Rising Sun Kiwame

[pliant dagger]

New weapon is actually a pet class: sick Cerberus on your enemies

[vague perch]

Also, one of the repeater aspects looks a bit like the one from bastion, is that an intentional refference or have I not looked at them side to side that much?

[brazen sky]

Because now i get a feeling that we might get Nyx this time

[blissful monolith]

Aspect of the Room where Zag's voice is replaced with Tommy Wiseau
When you talk to Cerberus he says "hi doggy"

[novel wasp]

No

[vague perch]

(I also now want Lernie pet)

[tired junco]

that's what I heard @brazen sky and that the new art is Nyx

[jade grove]

Aspect of Amaterasu shield, it fires a solar beam

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Bouldy, he throws Bouldy around

[tired junco]

fits with the stars in the image

[reef wolf]

add mode support so we can replace all lines with the rooms

[novel wasp]

@jade grove Aspect of Susano'O for sword

[brazen sky]

@tired junco (omg yes)

[blissful monolith]

You're TEARING me APART, Hades!

[reef wolf]

nippon steeel

[pliant dagger]

Aspect of solaire

[jade grove]

Hades, talking about Persephone: I did not hit her! It's not true! That's bull blood and darkness! I did naht. Oh hi Hypnos.

[novel wasp]

No

NO

NO

[pliant dagger]

Cursed

[novel wasp]

Aspect of Tommy Wiseau

special throws a televesion

[viscid oriole]

or shoots himself in the face

its suicide

[tired junco]

Hoping for a mostly melee weapon, feel like we have a lot of ranged options right now

[jade grove]

When you die, it goes

[novel wasp]

thats just Chaos Flayed permanently

[jade grove]

"Everybody betray me, I fed up with this worl"

[novel wasp]

more like mmwhatchaa sayyyyyy

[jade grove]

I feel like we have too much melee, and the only one with zero range on it feels awful because of it

[novel wasp]

you mean sword?

cough cough origin of the kitchen knife meme cough cough

[tired junco]

we only have 3 melee weapons tho, and 2 of them have ranged attacks aswell

[jade grove]

"only"

[novel wasp]

shield mega doodoo

[jade grove]

:v

[novel wasp]

inr ange

[tired junco]

so, only 1 exclusively melee, 2 exclusively ranged

[jade grove]

"exclusively"

the rail basic attack is functionally a melee

[novel wasp]

"exclusively"

[jade grove]

it's only as long as the spear thrust.

[novel wasp]

^

if only it were longer tbh

also why is maimed a thing

it gives me brain tumors

[vague perch]

I want to draw Lernie now

[novel wasp]

or that very angry mark zuckeberg

what is that one meme of that one guy lowkey looks like mark zuckeberg staring at something angrily and has veins off his head

found it

[mild needle]

zeus shield bullrush kamekameha and these

https://imgur.com/a/3xgThIc

[jade grove]

New update will change all Knuckleheads to Knuckleshead

Update is Hades 3 &Knuckles

[iron fog]

I read that as knuckles is now in the game for a hot minute and was like wha

[livid cargo]

All assets are replaced by knuckles

[novel wasp]

i just read them as 4head

look at all those 4heads

[iron fog]

Knuckles quest to find the master emerald takes him far from home

[jade grove]

Chaos Control

[karmic oasis]

All this update will be is a massive fishing overhaul. FB replaced by a fishing spot.

All bosses, now fishing spots

[iron fog]

The battle themes are replaced with pumpkin hill

[karmic oasis]

All weapon aspects replaced by different aspects of the fishing rod

[versed shale]

animal crossing: new haderizons

[kind scroll]

oh man what if the fishing rod the new weapon

[rotund finch]

The final boss is Hades "time for a father son fishing trip"

[iron fog]

God

[karmic oasis]

All dialogue has been replaced by fishing references.

[novel wasp]

You got a Hades

[iron fog]

Best way to reconcile is when stuck on a tiny boat in the middle of a lake right

[karmic oasis]

"Just a Meg"

[tired junco]

they're gonna throw eachother overboard

[novel wasp]

boat minigame

try to make the other one fall into the lake

[rotund finch]

While also catching more fish then the other

[karmic oasis]

All codex entries replaced for a fish index

[iron fog]

I can see zag capsizing the boat to take hades down with him

[humble pulsar]

pleased to report that I have changed my name to match the date

[novel wasp]

classic meme

its my turn to ask when is the update

[humble pulsar]

classic indeed, never overused, not at all, whatsoever

[jade grove]

I'll do you one better, WHY is the update?

[novel wasp]

I'll do you one better

[humble pulsar]

oh dang got me there

[versed shale]

nobody ever asks HOW is the update

[tired junco]

WHAT is the update?

[novel wasp]

How is the update

GOD DMAN IT FANGz

35g9ruoti9gq3rpejhop3r

[young dawn]

where is the update?

[versed shale]

GOIAHBWIGubAIWPgu

[karmic oasis]

I should change mine to "Update is live!" To really freak people out.

[novel wasp]

I HATE YOU

DIE

[tired junco]

IS the update tho?

[humble pulsar]

That one's easy, its in hell

[iron fog]

Lets get multilingual

[novel wasp]

I WILL CHALLENGE YOu

[long python]

do the update do?

[versed shale]

KILL ME URSELF

[young dawn]

what is the update?

[versed shale]

FIGHT ME

[rotund finch]

WHomst is update

[novel wasp]

@versed shale i have the F O R K

[iron fog]

Pryd mae'r diweddariad

[fickle inlet]

that escalated quickly... lol

[versed shale]

i have immense violence