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tardy patio
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also works with the bow

small lake
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It repositions and then launches the attack from the new location

tardy patio
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anyway, good luck to all

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I'm off to bed ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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may the boons be ever in your favour

small lake
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Generally with bow you want to Dash first and then charge, cuts the draw time in half

grand crystal
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i feel like the shield and bow are much better with a cast build

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they to me are more support weapons

small lake
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Bow is fantastic by itself, but shield really augments cast strats

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Bow hits like a train

tardy patio
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sword has the highest dmg

sacred ledge
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goodnight bubole

tardy patio
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that world splitter ๐Ÿ˜„

small lake
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Laughs in triple shot

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I cracked a hydra head open with about 1800 damage on the bow

prisma wind
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I would say Bow and Spear have the current highest damage potential

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In that order

small lake
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World Splitter is high damage, but itโ€™s limited to whatโ€™s right in front of you

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Bow and spear are whatever is on your screen

grand crystal
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how good is the triple shot on bow??

small lake
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And whatever is hiding behind them usually

grand crystal
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i just got it in a starting hammer

small lake
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Overpowered

prisma wind
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Triple Shot on bow is whatever you have for a single shot, except times 3 on every metric

grand crystal
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jeez ok

small lake
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Dash in and shotgun whatever you want to have an awful day

grand crystal
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cool beans

small lake
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If you get Poseidon, it triples knockback and wall slam damage too

prisma wind
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It's very easy to one-shot everything in the game right now with a Triple Shot build

grand crystal
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ok, hope i dont die

prisma wind
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Well, except Meg and Hydra main head

sacred ledge
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is there a list of legendary boons anywhere?

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i have only ever found 1 for ares

prisma wind
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They are listed on the Hades wiki (gamepedia) for each god

sacred ledge
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i searched for a wiki the other day and couldn't find one!

prisma wind
sacred ledge
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oh yes. haha, i see that now

grand crystal
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i got an epic curse of agony and posiedon dash, this run will be fun

sacred ledge
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muahahaha. the hydra fell to the shield. all weapons have been conquered

grand crystal
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is orpheus's appearance off of run count?

olive jungle
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I believe so, yeah

hexed smelt
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about 15, i think

somber snow
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yeah i saw them after my 15th

scarlet cedar
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I ve heard that there is second time you can use your bed. Any idea how to do this?

void vigil
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there is no second time

scarlet cedar
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So I ve been lied to

small lake
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Weโ€™re not allowed to sleep, just like real life!

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๐Ÿ™ƒ

minor hornet
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after a few runs you can use it and there's a story blurb, if I recall correctly

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but that's the one

prisma wind
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Sleep is for the dead, Doc. Luckily, I'm a ghost ๐Ÿ‘ป

small lake
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Iโ€™m so very tired

humble pollen
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Same friend

prisma wind
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If I weren't a ghost, and actually had sleep habits, they would be awful...

sinful idol
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This game is amazing

prisma wind
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I'm glad to hear you're enjoying it! It's a blast

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Also, welcome!

pliant tulip
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Artemis fangirling over Achilles is quite odd. While this Artemis is rather kindly in contrast to her usual mythological depictions, her admiring Achilles strains disbelief.

Artemis' main and only role in the Trojan War was preventing the Greeks from sailing to Troy. This was either due to King Agamemnon killing one of her sacred deer in an hunt or because she wanted to save the countless sons headed to their deaths and spare their families the sorrow. In both cases, Agamemnon sacrifices his daughter as tribute to Artemis which lets the Greeks finally land on Troy, and both cases don't exactly imply she would be an Achilles fangirl.

vital belfry
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๐Ÿคท
Interpretation of myth, not a 1:1 representation. I think she respects a good fighter when she sees one.

dark tusk
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I am the worst, I want to suggest removing caps on the mirror effects. 100% epic chance and 100 death defiances baby dusa shadesmile

quartz blade
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i think there is also the intended joke of artemis fangirling over a guy who got rekt by arrow

olive jungle
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yeah, sgg is taking liberties with myths obviously, it'd be pretty restraining if they could only tell the same stories that already exist

warm sierra
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so if you kill yourself before a trial of the gods apparently you will still get the boosted mobs on your first room of your second run

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kinda shows how broken the bow is when you can deal with two waves of lava land enemies before getting any boosts

prisma wind
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Interesting... did you submit a bug report for that? That's a good one!

dark tusk
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You know, i got a question since i was wondering: since one of the mirror effects gives rare boon chance and one gives epic boon chance, wouldn't it be smart to just wait to unlock epic, pump it into that, and not "dilute" the chances for epic?

prisma wind
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That is what some people do, it's entirely up to the player. I have them both unlocked, upgrade Epic and throw any spare change into Rare. It's still worth putting points into Rare, and it doesn't dilute the chance for Epic

dark tusk
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how would it not dilute the chances though? i'm not the best with percentage chance in games

prisma wind
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But try it for yourself and see, I suppose

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If you want to look at it in very simple terms (may not reflect actual math of the game), start with, say, 75% chance common, 20% rare, and 5% epic as the baseline for boon rarity. When you increase rare/epic, you are essentially trading out common %chance for the higher tier. In this example, at max for both you'd have 70% rare chance and 30% epic chance, with no common

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But if you don't increase rare and just max epic, you still end up with 30% epic, but now the alternative is mostly common

dark tusk
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ah i see

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thank you

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it's a moot point since i can't get the game yet anyway. I'm mainly curious since i want to be a part of the community and talks about it even if i will have to wait for full release

prisma wind
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I should point out that, again, that math is very simple and almost certainly isn't how the game works

pliant tulip
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I'm not asking for a retelling of the myths. That would be ridiculous considering that everyone takes liberties when making a story based in mythology. That being said, I will take grievance with characters if they feel poorly executed as Artemis' fangirling is.

brisk trail
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they just changed the character lol, that's well within the parameters of taking creative liberties with a source myth

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if you take issue with that you should take issue with well over the majority of how the mythological characters are represented in this game becuase none of it is accurate at all but its clearly not trying to be and would be worse off for it. I can understand thinking a god fangirling over a human is an egregious change from how they were initially imagined, but the humour in the situation is presumably what they were going for.

tulip lava
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i wouldn't even call the tone of that line 'fangirling'

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she's a goddess and achilles is still a mortal, they're not even on the same level

frigid lintel
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I honestly don't think it's that weird hey, the male gods routinely went after humans and screwed them, and it's not that squee level fangirl, it's more a healthy admiration

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I personally love all the interplay between the cast, really breathes some life into the game even in beta

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Can't wait to see where else they take it...like imagine how angry Hera would be if you chose Zeus' boon over hers? that would be like enabling pro mode haha

tulip lava
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trial of god lines seem to be generic right now, although sometimes when you just pick up a boon the god comments on another god whose boon you have?

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that's fun

dark tusk
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so do we know what is coming on the 15th yet

olive jungle
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nope

little fable
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I agree, I really wish the trial lines were different based on the matchup

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There are so man possibilities with situations like the battle of Troy setup or Ares vs Athena or Poseidon and Zeus

tulip lava
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aphrodite and artemis ohhhhh boy

arctic raptor
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hey guys, just wanted to ask, with this version of the game, how many hours on average can I get outta this game (including testing out all the weapons)?

brazen stone
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I've probably put in 10-20 hours but it's hard to judge without a time tracker

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YMMV wildly depending on how enjoyable you find the gameplay and runs

karmic trellis
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I would say that is fair

hexed smelt
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i'm currently at 48 escape attempts

bronze sparrow
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Managing to get a decent win rate at that point or still getting stuck somewhere?

gleaming crane
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The Epic launcher has a lot to do to get up to Steam's speed on that front. No time tracker, no screenshot key, no way to just launch the game by just right clicking the tray icon, and the window always takes half a minute to open.

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Started getting past Meg regularly after my 12th run. Beat the last boss on my first encounter with it on the 23rd run and on my second encounter on the 25th run. I mostly die in the middle of Asphodel right now.

void vigil
bronze sparrow
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ah my mistake

bleak sandal
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Looking forward to see when Arty gets her own sprite

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Also, not sure whom has the coolest crystal spell boon... but thus far Art is my go to. Ares can do some damage, but the high damage homing shot seems to be best to deal with the little doods at a distance

tidal finch
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Poseidon is great too, big AOE damages, easy to hit and keep monsters away.

fickle karma
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Love Zeus cast

karmic trellis
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with extra bounces boon its very fun to watch

bleak sandal
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I like hooking zeus up to my spear

hexed smelt
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i said the thing and then realised i had to make the thing

bleak sandal
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Hope we can one day get weapons/boons from the castle folks... I want a Dusa weapon.

alpine stratus
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hey sparrow?? since WHEN do they have faces

void vigil
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THEY ALWAYS HAD

alpine stratus
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I NEVER NOTICED

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FHJFJFVHJFVHJ THEY LOOK SO WEIRD

bronze sparrow
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their made of soul. The shield they produce is them literally sharing how little they care with the rest of the enemies. Not even a joke check the codex

tidal finch
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I think those blue crystals should be able to protect each other, that would totally be fair and not frustrating

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Blue crystal dudes lives matter!!!

bronze sparrow
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Of course 100% balance

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Imagine the lava boat level if they could shield each other

hexed smelt
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yeah they've always had faces,,

paper peak
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I feel like every time I've looked into the feedback channel for the past few days it's been a mixture of "make the game easier" or "add more stuff lul"

brazen stone
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we're definitely starting to run dry

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less than a week till the first major update though right?

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so there's that

paper peak
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about 6 days now yeah

fickle karma
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I've seen a lot of "make stuff harder" as well though ๐Ÿค”

paper peak
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I'm just talking about this recent point in time

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there's even stuff like "man the difficult midpoint encounter in area 2 is really hard, to the point where it feels like a precursor to the boss of area 2" and that's presented as a bad thing

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but like

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it's almost as if that was the point of the design? mileslaugh

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and then between it all there's just a flood of conflicting anecdotes about which boons are godlike and which boons suck

hexed smelt
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it's almost like people have different opinions and different skill levels and different experiences

paper peak
fickle karma
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no way sparrow, that can't be right shadeohboy

paper peak
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perhaps people should also carefully examine the game longer before running straight into the channel idk that might just be me though ez

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spending 30 runs getting bodied by Meg is natural

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or also just experiment with various tools before declaring them weak

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I agreed with a friend that Coronacht's special was essentially worthless, but trying out a build focused purely on using it ended up with a surprisingly easy win

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the only thing that genuinely seems weak at this point are Poseidon's knockback effects post area 1, but that's more to due with how knockback works in regard to armour

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if that gets retuned a little I'm sure he'll be a perfectly viable choice

fickle karma
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cough specials

paper peak
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the whole special discussion is also kinda weird because you can't actually complete a full run of Hades yet

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and thus not collect an entire run's worth of boons

fickle karma
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well, they're still objectively weaker than attack over at least 2 areas ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

paper peak
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no but you're not actually including them into your weapon's playstyle because there legitimately just aren't enough boons to select to make them worthwhile

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because the run is short, you're better off investing into one aspect of the weapon and going big on that

fickle karma
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and because they put me in huge recovery that I can just... not do

paper peak
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but the boon system limiting you to an attack/special/dash/cast and then various passives means that in a full run, you'll pick up all sorts of stuff to eventually augment the special into becoming a useful tool alongside your usual attacks

fickle karma
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but yeah, maybe there'll be a use for them in area 3

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but atm they're essentially just a way to 1. lose dps and 2. potentially get hit

paper peak
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at the current point in time investing all of your stuff into one button works, because when progression in that button caps out, you've ended the run

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but I can definitely see all of the specials having clear uses once you build up a full set of powers over the course of an actual playthrough, just inherently due to how they work

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sword's special gives you an aoe knockback tool the weapon otherwise doesn't have, spear and shield have an additional ranged option, bow has an area attack (which is actually already pretty neat for debuffing/on-hit effects from Aphrodite and Ares)

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actually the worst thing about bow's special is the lack of piercing

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and then of course the inherent piercing on your normal attacks

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weapon balance is inevitably going to be fiddled with anyway so I'll just wait and see what happens on that front

fickle karma
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I agree and as I mentioned before, my biggest gripe is just the huge recovery time on it. We'll get a major patch in a week anyway, so I'll just wait on that shadesmile

shell phoenix
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I NEED THE PATCH

fiery pebble
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Feedback is locked, interesting

vale kite
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this is the smile of a crystal that knows how evil it is

paper peak
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and just like that my prayers are answered

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ty scribes

sick laurel
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hey just curious will all of our progress in early access stay when it becomes complete and is released or do we start over

hexed smelt
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well, i assume the note in the faq applies to the full versiontoo

alpine stratus
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ah sorry sparow got here first

hexed smelt
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๐Ÿ’จ

sick laurel
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my bad didnt see that thanks for the info

remote ember
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I just reached my one thousandth enemy and 120 escape attempt! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

gleaming crane
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1000 enemies? You sure you didn't make a mistake there?

hexed smelt
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yeah i'm on several thousand enemies and just over 50 attempts, hehe

gleaming crane
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Same here, 1000 enemies in 120 attempts would be fewer than 10 enemies per attempt on average... that's 3 rooms at most.

karmic basalt
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i don't remember how many i'm on, i haven't had time to play for the past couple weeks ๐Ÿ˜‚ excited for the new update coming soon though

prisma wind
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I feel like a 0 is missing from that number. I have 60-someodd runs and almost 10k enemies

ancient elk
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Are y'all excited for the update

fickle karma
brazen quartz
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I wonder if this awesome game will have MODs after some time shadesmile it would be awesome

vestal lodge
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If you build them, they will exist ๐Ÿ˜„

serene locust
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omg, support for mods officially confirmed by one of the devs! /s

alpine stratus
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no need for sarcasm sgg has always been supportive of mods for their games

brazen quartz
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Im not that "skillfull" but If I had the skill to do it I would be already creating them. It helps the game a lot like Dead Cell or other similar games like Hades ^^ I pirated this game just to try it and after few tries I have to buy it. This game is so awesome i can't explain it. I can't wait for the major update in 7 days.

serene locust
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ok, then I haven't done my homework cause I don't know any mods for previous sgg games. I guess it's google time

brisk trail
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google time!

hexed smelt
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i've made text mods for pyre before

wraith jasper
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Whens the update again?

hexed smelt
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1 week

wraith jasper
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Ah, for some reason i thought it was only a couple days

serene locust
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so far I've found only one mod(for Transistor). I've expected more xD

brazen quartz
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Is there somekind of leak of the upcoming major update or what we can expect in it ? ๐Ÿ˜„

fickle karma
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We can expect major content shadesmile

brisk trail
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I'm looking forward to the update but not all the wiki updating im gonna have to do

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๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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sparrow has been the wiki MVP lately ive been slackin

brazen quartz
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@fickle karma how unexpected answer to my question good sir shadesmile

fickle karma
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:>

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well, afaik we don't have anything leaked, so just look forward to it :D

hexed smelt
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kimo, funny you say that right as i got done with a few edits :V

brazen quartz
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@brisk trail don't worry all of you are doing good work ^^

brisk trail
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We do have some leaked stuff, but im sure SGG will still surprise us

brazen quartz
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@fickle karma True ๐Ÿ˜€

brisk trail
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Im just hoping we get some portraits but I know art isnt easy work especially at that quality

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so ima be patient

fickle karma
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I really wanna see Nyx shadeohboy

brisk trail
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Looking forward to Artemis most

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Im sure theyll come up with an awesome design for her

fickle karma
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Artemis was a close second for me

brisk trail
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who still needs a portait? artemis, nyx, sisyphus, orpheus?

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oh charon too

fickle karma
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yeh

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but I think that's it?

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and any future content

brisk trail
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Yup

gleaming crane
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I feel like Charon might actually not be a WIP though. Being a hooded figure would suit him.

worldly grail
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he can definitely be improved, the other characters are amazing in comparison to the placeholder arts

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he will probably still have a hood though

brisk trail
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^

spring cipher
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I cant get online atm how many more days till the update?

night turret
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Main menu

spring cipher
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I cant get on the game atm

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Sorry for my poor phrasing

night turret
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Update will be on 15th ~6-7 days

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Cuz you know timezones are weird

twin mason
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anyone else ever had a numbskull go behind the pillars by the river in the first room?

vestal lodge
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@twin mason Press F10 in-game to report stuff like when you see it happening please! โค

twin mason
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i wasn't sure if it was a bug or not. thanks Morgan.

eager rover
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This game is so good

brisk trail
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Yes it is dusa

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I wonder if Skellies art is WIP like the original Ares art

spring cipher
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It does seem somewhat rough

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But Not too sure

alpine stratus
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yeah hes gona get hot in the patch

eager rover
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I have faith in SG

prisma wind
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Skelly skelly be sportin' a 6-pack of ribs in the next update

night turret
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He is da real Final Boss. Unbeatable Skelly the Breaker of marriages.

fiery pebble
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Skele-abs

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His judgement will be abs-olute

alpine stratus
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a skeleton that judges? uh oh that sans a little familiar

prisma wind
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I can't find a single bone of contention with this line of reasoning

gray plank
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Lol

brisk trail
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How well does this game work with mouse and keyboard? Is it recommended to stick with controller? What are the inputs/keybinds and how customisable are they?

karmic trellis
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super giant recommends controller, I like it myself but others have said they prefer kb+m or at the very least its perfectly useable

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not sure about rebind options atm

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so take your pick : )

cloud stirrup
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Kb+m completely fine, still want to switch off auto - aim

brisk trail
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Is it similar to battlerite

karmic trellis
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no idea

past stirrup
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Dusa is bloody adorable

kind kayak
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no u

shut crest
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I play M+KB

past stirrup
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Also, is her being just a head a decapitated joke...

half surge
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I also use MKB

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Found controller aiming awkward

olive jungle
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Medusa was decapitated by perseus, i feel like that's the reference

shut crest
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pros for m+kb: free good aiming, you can attack in one direction and walk in the oppsite one at the same time.

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cons for m+kb: only 8 ways of walking/dashing

past stirrup
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Can reduce that con by turning on dash to mouse

shut crest
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dashing to mouse direction kills the pro for m+kb

exotic storm
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everything is a habit

shut crest
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habit/preference

exotic storm
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you get used to everything

past stirrup
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Fair

exotic storm
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its that with controller is easier for new people

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maybe...

shut crest
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yeah i can get used to auto aim for example and it isnt bad but i still prefer to aim on my own

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controller is definitly easier for new players

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same with the spear is the easiest weapon for new players

fickle karma
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one thing I'm not sure about is how much influence auto aim has

shut crest
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a lot serchio

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with controller and bow it is mandatory

fickle karma
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I can feel it a bit on kb+m but sometimes it seems to not kick in at all

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especially noticeable vs. brimstones to me

shut crest
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the auto aim on mouse is rather annoying because the autolock + your self aiming sometimes dont get along with each other

fickle karma
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yeah, that's what I noticed as well

exotic storm
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for me its a lot more relaxing using controller since my job involves typing

fickle karma
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I might try out not dashing towards cursor

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but usually I prefer that

shut crest
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I try to show the difference between controller and m+kb everytime someone asks me in chat why I'm playing with m+kb. I have the controller always next to me and I love to show it. Always makes the people think about it if they should switch or see what they prefer.

fickle karma
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For me it's more a preference because the game controls so much like Diablo. Can't imagine playing that on controller shadeohboy

night turret
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For me dealbreaker was that you cant attack in a direction opposite of your movement ะฎ_ะฎ

fickle karma
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Gimme twin stick

serene cobalt
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Less than a week for update bounces

karmic trellis
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Win with rapid bow / divine strike / hunter dash / skull earings pretty fun : )

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rapid bow mean you get a bit more out of hunters dash, it was pretty nice at lvl 2

half surge
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Is it 6 or 7 days left until the update?

night turret
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6

livid cargo
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Hi team, I've got a quick question: where would I go if I wanted to ask if a certain interaction worked as intended

alpine stratus
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what do you mean?

livid cargo
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well, when using the Shield of Chaos and with Dark Barrier on (After you take damage, briefly Deflect in all directions) I noticed that if you were taking any hits at all Dark Barrier would activate, even if you weren't taking damage

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i.e. I was Defending a Brimstone laser and while I was taking no damage, the Barrier was triggering anyway

karmic trellis
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deflect has other uses

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you can reflect shots from all sides

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its a pretty subtle thing though

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seems like it should be tied to damage

livid cargo
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Yeah, I think all it does right now is check for hit

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as opposed to actual health loss

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I wasn't sure if that was a feature of Dark Barrier and the tooltip just wasn't descriptive enough or if was an unintentional interaction

hexed smelt
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iโ€™d say put it in the feedback channel if itโ€™s still an issue once the channel opens up again

night turret
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Well blocking brimstones is hilarious way to kill an entire room if you got them vengeance boons

livid cargo
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The soundtrack is pretty baller so far

karmic trellis
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@night turret haha

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I really want self damage builds to become a viable strat

livid cargo
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hm

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im a bit sad i wasn't around for life dirnker

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but i understand why it's currently not in the game

karmic trellis
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to be honest lack of healing becomes less of an issue when you have more upgrades on the mirror

livid cargo
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yeah but like, if you had like flurry blade and life drinker, you could just spam attack and probably kill anything

karmic trellis
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I wouldn't pick it for any run really with my upgrades where they are currently

hexed smelt
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the easiest way to balance lifedrinker would probably be to have it work on kills instead of hits

karmic trellis
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I think it would be interesting if it cut your health dramatically

livid cargo
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yeah

karmic trellis
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then it would become an all assault build

livid cargo
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i think on kill would make it way too campy

karmic trellis
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or maybe even a perm poison

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cursed blade -3 a sec something like that

livid cargo
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or maybe add a health delay

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where you don't get your health immediately and have to wait x seconds without getting hit or smth

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What's everyone's favorite weapon so far?

night turret
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Being a smug cheeser that I am... I'd say a Cast.

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And shield for extra protection.

livid cargo
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ah, you're a mage I see :^)

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uncap the rank limit for extra casts when lul

karmic trellis
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sword has the most varied build potential and the base 1-2-3 combo feels good

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at least for me

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so I like it

frosty mountain
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I also love the basic sword combo

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it's a bit of a shame there are no daedalus upgrades that reinforce it

karmic trellis
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yeah

frosty mountain
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other than armor piercing

karmic trellis
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that would be nice

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upping the combo to 6 or something

frosty mountain
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idk, I'd like to preserve the basic 123 somehow

karmic trellis
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with an epic finisher with some recovery or lead up or something

frosty mountain
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longer combos would be awesome too though

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on launch there was the upgrade that gave your final of the three strikes lifesteal

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it was op and buggy and I didn't play with it

karmic trellis
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life drinker

frosty mountain
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but that sounds interesting

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yeah

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maybe make the 3rd hit do more damage? rewards you for seeing through with the whole combo

karmic trellis
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its already 10-20-30

frosty mountain
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also puts you at considerable risk at times, so it could have a big payoff

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yeah, I mean, even more

karmic trellis
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I feel like there should be more risk for that to work, currently I almost always manage to finish my combos

frosty mountain
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hmm idk, it gets iffy vs armor and vs bosses

karmic trellis
#

fair

livid cargo
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@frosty mountain in terms of a potential sword upgrade, what about a boost to movement during a combo?

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basically allowing for extreme repositioning

frosty mountain
#

that sounds neat

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it'd have to be really significant though

livid cargo
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like the ability to turn 180 degrees before hit 3

frosty mountain
#

hammer upgrades atm are heavily dmg focus or really punchy

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I'd like to see the lunge somehow extended. not baseline, but somehow

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(lunge=3rd combo hit)

livid cargo
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maybe something that replaces lunge with a plunging attack

frosty mountain
#

there's this cool weapon in dead cells

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which is not isometric, it's not really a fair comparison

livid cargo
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i mean like what isn't cool in dead cells

frosty mountain
#

oh

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you played?

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I was thinking of meat skewer

livid cargo
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no, but everything looks neat from what i've seen

frosty mountain
#

that combo that makes you lunge behind your target

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ah ok

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it's sort of a specific example, that's why I asked

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kinda hard to visualize

livid cargo
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i got it after reading the wiki page

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that might make backstab builds a bit too good thou

hexed smelt
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late to the conversation but the bow is my favourite

frosty mountain
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by doing stuff mid combo, you remove the dash damage potential though

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bow is bae

hexed smelt
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poseidon or athena attack, artemis dash, and youโ€™re golden

frosty mountain
#

bow is basically the same as bastion and it was one of my favorite weapons there

hexed smelt
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itโ€™s so satisfying to nail the power shot especially when you chain up your dashes

livid cargo
#

sneaky decoy added to the game when

frosty mountain
#

yeah

hexed smelt
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i really want to try out a flurry blade build with zeus attack

frosty mountain
#

skelly pops up and taunts the enemies

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flurry zeus is real nice

hexed smelt
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even just for the potential silliness of watching all the lightning go off

livid cargo
#

it's funny

hexed smelt
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i got close once on a run, had zeus attack and dash

frosty mountain
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it lacks the dmg of crit dash builds, but crit dash is kind of op imo

hexed smelt
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but not on flurry blade sadly

frosty mountain
#

rip

livid cargo
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i dont like the other weapons besides sword right now because of the lack of mobility while attacking

frosty mountain
#

actually you can make the shield and spear pretty mobile

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by weaving in bull rushes

hexed smelt
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eh, with bow unless youโ€™re running point blank as your hammer you shouldnโ€™t be close enough for it to matter

livid cargo
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they require commitment in the form of charges or otherwise

frosty mountain
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and adding spin dashes in between combos

livid cargo
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the sword allows you to move freely while attacking

hexed smelt
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what i dislike about shield is that i feel like they smacked down the nerf hammer a bit too hard

frosty mountain
#

yeah, I like sword the best as well

hexed smelt
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i canโ€™t deflect everything to death any more, sure, but i also donโ€™t do enough damage to justify getting up in things faces

livid cargo
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i think you run shield for the juicy knockback

frosty mountain
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what I hate abour shield

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is that you cannot buffer commands. this requires a bit of explaining

hexed smelt
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i miss being able to play tennis with enemies with good timing

livid cargo
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tennis should be reserved for OoT

frosty mountain
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when you do a melee hit, there is a brief moment you cant attack again

hexed smelt
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i have to get a boon to do that now :(

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so i gotta choose between playing tennis or yeeting things across the map

livid cargo
#

what if you were to add a perfect shield mechanic similar to Bastion's

frosty mountain
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but because you need to hold to block, if you start your block a bit too early, during the time you can't attack, you're sitting there doing nothing

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it's hard since blocking comes after your attack

livid cargo
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yeah

frosty mountain
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it's not instant or even close to instant

livid cargo
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this would be a pretty major change, but maybe you switch bull rush and throw, where throw becomes active after you hold attack

frosty mountain
#

parries are awesome though

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I love them in any game that has them (haven't played dark souls tho)

livid cargo
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that way you could have defend/bull rush on special

frosty mountain
#

I dislike the throw personally

hexed smelt
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is it just me or does the defend feel finicky as hell anyway

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like thereโ€™s been so many times iโ€™ve been defending but ended up eating damage anyway

frosty mountain
#

it kinda does, you need to be aiming at the enemy quite accurately

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yeah, same, makes me wonder if some attacks are unblockable

livid cargo
#

i think what's happening is

frosty mountain
#

but I'm pretty sure you can block almost everything

livid cargo
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if the attack has a large enough hitbox

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it can sometimes get past the shield

frosty mountain
#

maybe

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idk

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it's wonky

livid cargo
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cause ive never had issues defending against lasers or dark orbs

frosty mountain
#

anyway, I'd like a button dedicated to the block and maybe a cooler melee/combo

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I dislike the throw because it detracts from the identity of the weapon

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people like it tho

hexed smelt
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i like the throw

livid cargo
#

the throw can get pretty busted

hexed smelt
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i wish it had a little more oomph without booning the hell out of it but maybe iโ€™ve just been building it wrong

frosty mountain
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yeah but we got ranged weapons for ranged combat. also cast

hexed smelt
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i did have a pretty silly build the other night that went ares throw + more bounces

frosty mountain
#

I think it has to be a bit weak because it lacks a cooldown mechanic. the way cast has a pseudo cooldown

livid cargo
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well, it leaves you without a form of attack for a time

hexed smelt
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the cool down mechanic is when your shield flies off into the distance

frosty mountain
#

taken by the meadows of ashphodel

hexed smelt
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i kinda wish you could press the button again and call it back

livid cargo
#

it might be interested if they buffed damage on the throw but added an extra penalty when you dont have a shield

low haven
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the shield specials mixed with a dash that deals damage can be deadly

hexed smelt
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it wouldnโ€™t hit anyone else on the way but youโ€™d have it back a bit sooner

spring cipher
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Its an infinite ranged projectile

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It trades safety for a bit lack of oomph

low haven
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plus the Ares Curse on the special is insane

frosty mountain
#

yeah

livid cargo
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it also benefits from say, deflect more than other weapons do

frosty mountain
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I'd like all the oomph I can get personally. that's another reason I'm a bit against it

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what do you mean max?

hexed smelt
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deflect on attack doesnโ€™t work with the shieldโ€™s charge so far as i can tell

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or at least only while you are actively bull rushing forward

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if youโ€™re just holding it, no deflect

livid cargo
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a shield that's bouncing around will deflect things if it has the proper boon, right?

spring cipher
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Yep

livid cargo
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that's a mobile deflecting hitbox

frosty mountain
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yeah if it has athena special

low haven
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yeah, that's really good

livid cargo
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something none of the other weapons can really have

frosty mountain
#

is it practical though?

livid cargo
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it helps deal hidden damage

low haven
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well, not at that effiency

hexed smelt
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you canโ€™t control where it goes though

livid cargo
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like, you can happen to reflect projectiles with every throw

low haven
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the sword special with a deflect is better in my opinion

hexed smelt
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you throw it and it bounces Where It Feels Like

frosty mountain
#

I'd rather have bow special deflect

low haven
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yeah the bow too

frosty mountain
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clears my screan of projectiles

spring cipher
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But you can purposefully reflect with every normal attack

low haven
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no

spring cipher
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Why not go for that

livid cargo
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he means in terms of boon choices, renaud

low haven
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normal attack clear the projectile, doesnt deflect

frosty mountain
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they deflect as well with athena

livid cargo
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i.e. you'll get a choice of boons so why pick special deflect over normal deflect

frosty mountain
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maybe you want something different for your attack

low haven
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well, the bow special deflect would be better than the normal attack deflect

frosty mountain
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say you're rapid shot and you wanna get zeus

low haven
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exactly

frosty mountain
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but I get what you're saying

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and we don't have too many unique boons to look for

livid cargo
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you could play pinball with a poseidon special lul

frosty mountain
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boons are a bit samey atm imo

livid cargo
#

i think certain gods are more unique than others

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like, artemis giving you a crit after dashing is neat

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it can actively change the way you approach situations

frosty mountain
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sure, I'm just sayin, I want more of that

livid cargo
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imagine if there was a boon that triggered on a Backstab

spring cipher
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I mean athena boon is just the best base attack boon so i wouldnt trade it for anything else

frosty mountain
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I don't really care if I knockback/deflect/weaken with my attack. I mostly want the dmg. I don't like this choice, I wish it changed my approach more

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yeah, less stat driven and more gameplay altering

spring cipher
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Altho for mirroless runs i tend to lean torwards athena dash

karmic trellis
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on fast bow the deflect is pretty nice

spring cipher
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On all bow deflect is nice

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Percents and what not

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Doing they thang

karmic trellis
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if not fast bow deflect is much better on special

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but obv the damage is more impactful

spring cipher
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Ive never touched the bow special

karmic trellis
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special with double arrow and poseidon is fun

frosty mountain
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it's really fun

karmic trellis
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double arrow makes it a lot better

frosty mountain
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I wish it was a bit punchier

eager rover
#

Random question: does getting a perfect landing mean anything at all

frosty mountain
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what do you mean?

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by perfect landing?

spring cipher
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Idk

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It makes me feel luckier tho

frosty mountain
#

What do yall think of potentially adding cooldowns to stuff in order to make them punchier

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Like bow special

karmic trellis
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@frosty mountain you get it by pressing A I think when entering the start of run as you drop

frosty mountain
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Whaaaaat

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Never heard of what you're saying silver

winged vapor
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Spamming stuff is the only way I can kill meg i think cool downs would get me extra killed

livid cargo
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it's just a little touch

karmic trellis
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I can never get the timing right on purpose

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but it happens sometimes by accident for me

frosty mountain
#

I think meg will get easier for you the more you face her and the better your mirror gets

karmic trellis
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yeah I had a super hard time with meg until the upgrades hit

livid cargo
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i kinda purposefully lose to meg when i see her

karmic trellis
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it took me a good ~15 runs to kill her

frosty mountain
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Also, let me remind that we already have pseudo cooldowns in the game. Cast operates on such a system

winged vapor
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Im new to these kind of games so

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Im uber bad

livid cargo
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i'm coming up on like 30 runs lol

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i guess when most of those are just meme fights with meg

winged vapor
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I kind of scream and hit all the buttons (especially dash thank you) to surviv

karmic trellis
#

it was still hard for a bit

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but you get better also

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the ring attack for instance

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dont dash like a mad person

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wait for it to hit than dash

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also you need 2 x dash at least but 3 x makes it much much better

winged vapor
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I love Ares's blade spinny thingy for casting it gets rid of all the annoying ones for me

livid cargo
#

you don't need to dash to avoid the ring attacks

spring cipher
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So glad surges dont exist

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God bless supergiant

winged vapor
#

Is discussion good for theories? Can I theory dump here

karmic trellis
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spoilers is prob better

spring cipher
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I think gameplay is a better place

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For gameplay theory crafting

karmic trellis
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ah misunderstood

livid cargo
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theory: attacking deals damage to enemies

winged vapor
#

Its more so story theories though i guess story theories would involve gameplay

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Idk im new

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wrbgwrlkbg

livid cargo
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i'd go for spoilers if it's story related

winged vapor
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Alrighty

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Thanks Max

livid cargo
#

i wonder if someone could do a no-upgrades run

winged vapor
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Would boons be allowed?

livid cargo
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yeah, it's just nothing on the mirror of night and no keepsakes

winged vapor
#

Hm

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I think it'd be possible if given the right boons

livid cargo
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if you get a keepsake mid run and have a chance to equip it thats fine

winged vapor
#

Ares curse/Aphrodite weaken/Poseidon knock back

livid cargo
#

it would be funny if like, someone who is really good at roguelites just actually beats the game on the first attempt

winged vapor
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Never Die Ever

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I wonder if theres an easter egg for that

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Just, never dying

spring cipher
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Ehh somebody has done the first run clear

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Ive done 3 boonless runs and like 7 mirroless runs

winged vapor
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I'd love to be that good at the game one day lmao

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ive never played a game like this before its pretty fun

spring cipher
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Its not that fun to do thh

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Already stopped

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Its just more fun to theorcraft about boon builds

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And like run really cool things

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As opposed to just doing bare bones stuff

winged vapor
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So far I really like using Aphrodite, Ares and Poseidon because of curse and weaken, which so far have been useful to me

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Also is there a chance percentage problem with artemis? I've seen her like, twice, and then never again

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I have ambrosia for her Where Is SHe

spring cipher
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Get her keepsake as soon as possible yeah

#

Shes the basis for a lot of speed run builds

karmic trellis
#

the gods have different chances of showing up I am sure

spring cipher
#

My best run has been minutes

karmic trellis
#

poseidon is pretty rare in my experience

spring cipher
#

Just cause idk how to seed like dino does

winged vapor
#

I get poseidon a lot

spring cipher
#

Thank god poseidkn is rate

#

Rare

winged vapor
#

Uncle loves me I guess

spring cipher
#

Trash boons

winged vapor
#

Idk he's good with aegis shield

#

His knock back has saved me a lot

karmic trellis
#

knockback is fun though esp in asphodel

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its a shame its not quite there for bosses

spring cipher
#

Idk knockback is so useless vs bosses

winged vapor
#

I wish i could smack meg away

frosty mountain
#

I really like knockback in tartarus. less in ashphodel

spring cipher
#

Artemis crits single handidly save poseidens attack boon

winged vapor
#

she dont stop comin and she dont stop comin and she wont stop comin please

frosty mountain
#

and bosses being immune to knockbacks is a bit of a bummer

karmic trellis
#

I love to see them burn on lava

hexed smelt
#

its fun in asphodel until you realise ash piles stop enemied but don't do wallslam damage

frosty mountain
#

thiiiis^

#

so this

#

some other walls are bugged I'm pretty sure

#

and lil bombers get knockback immunity at times

#

which should be a bug

winged vapor
#

Atm my ideal build/the one ive gotten the farthest with has been Ares cast, Aphrodite dash, Poseidon special knock back with Aegis, no attack bonuses, shield bounce upgrade and the legendary aphrodite boon i cant remember the name

hexed smelt
#

imo either ash piles should break when you slam something into them, or they should deal slam damage, and the first makes more sense

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aphro dash? really? that one always felt wonky to me

karmic trellis
#

@winged vapor narrower builds are much easier to manage

spring cipher
#

If you could slame monsters into other monsters poseiden would be worth

karmic trellis
#

my best runs are 2 / 3 boons and more poms

winged vapor
#

Really? Could I get an example?

#

Like, what boons should I shoot for

hexed smelt
#

shoutout to the run where i got a pom of power when my only boon was artemis dash tho

winged vapor
#

I have most trinkets/gifts

karmic trellis
#

level 7 zues dash pretty ridiculous

#

need nothing else

hexed smelt
#

*zeus

winged vapor
#

lmao

spring cipher
#

Tbh if you have a good build poms are like usually better than anything else

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Also sparrow hi five

#

I can relate

hexed smelt
#

i got more poms after that but it felt Wrong havin a level 2 art dash

#

entirely wasted

winged vapor
#

Zeus is pretty rare for me but if i see him ill give him the ambrosia i was saving for art so i can get his thing instead

spring cipher
#

No

#

Artemis is better

#

Strictly

hexed smelt
#

if you ever want to do good with bow, get artemis

spring cipher
#

Artemis dash is literally the best boon in the game atm

#

Nothing comes even close

hexed smelt
#

in terms of pure numbers, yeah

karmic trellis
#

dash crit is also interesting play style

#

although its def op at the moment

hexed smelt
#

tbh getting her dash boon feels..... weird

karmic trellis
#

so it gets boring

spring cipher
#

Its not really op just

hexed smelt
#

because then every time she comes up after i'm sat there like "but my attacks already crit"

#

"what else can you offer me"

spring cipher
#

Yeah

karmic trellis
#

yeah she has weird synergy

spring cipher
#

I usually go for cast

#

Or she has the boons that buff your crits

#

Oml thats sexy stuff

karmic trellis
#

attack or special crit chance % is pretty useless after dash crit

hexed smelt
#

i wish if you had hunter dash then she wouldn't offer deadly strike

winged vapor
#

Okay so what im hearing is

#

Bank on artemis

#

Got it

spring cipher
#

Yes

winged vapor
#

Now i just have to FIND her

spring cipher
#

Shes the best god atm

#

Mainly cause crits are dumb

hexed smelt
#

i kinda wish quick reload wasn't a boon tbh

#

the one that makes casts drop out of enemies faster

spring cipher
#

Quick reload is pog. LudicoloCmon

hexed smelt
#

or make casts DO something while they're stuck

spring cipher
#

Cast builds are really fun

hexed smelt
#

i wanna do more cast builds tbh

spring cipher
#

Imagine like a sticky bomb cast

#

Yeah

hexed smelt
#

maybe with sword, make up for the lack of range

spring cipher
#

All the gods should have their own cast build imo

frosty mountain
#

cast is rly good with shield

spring cipher
#

Like artemis treats hers

hexed smelt
#

Barbed Arrow: Casts deal X damage per second while stuck in an enemy.

#

somethin like that maybe

frosty mountain
#

can defend yourself a bit while waiting, and you're mobile enough with bull rush to go grab your bloodstones

hexed smelt
#

that'd be neat :V

winged vapor
#

sounds potentially op

#

I like it

frosty mountain
#

I like how you can do artemis cast shenanigans with casts from other gods

#

but it's quite limited, since the system has prerequisites

night turret
#

I just wish for a posidon burst-shot

#

Knockbackopalooza of my dreams

alpine stratus
#

wow someone gets poisiedon a lot

winged vapor
#

I like poseidons Q knock back but his cast kinda suchs

#

sucks

night turret
#

Uncle is a best shield bro

winged vapor
#

Love Uncle

frosty mountain
#

yall are making the other uncle mad

night turret
#

Other Uncle can go do his thing

winged vapor
#

Listen I hate the rooms where you gotta pick

#

I mean, double boons are great!

#

But it MURDERS my health

night turret
#

Yeah some gods have great boons but just kill you there

frosty mountain
#

never

#

ever

karmic trellis
#

risk is fun

frosty mountain
#

anger athena

#

she's a mean cousin

night turret
#

Meh Athena is managable

frosty mountain
#

athena is by far the worst

hexed smelt
#

on the other hand

night turret
#

Poseidon and Artemis far more threatening for me

hexed smelt
#

if you're in asphodel and poseidon is an option

#

feel free to annoy him!

#

enemies love throwing themselves into lava

night turret
#

Exept those times I got into lava >_>

#

And 1 dash later even deeper

hexed smelt
#

i tend to avoid annoying aphrodite bc i don't like getting weak inflicted on me

winged vapor
#

I annoyed aphrodite once

vestal hull
#

it might just be because i suck, but angering Ares has been the most consistently difficult for me

winged vapor
#

Zagreus: Kills the last enemy
Aphrodite: Truth is, I'm a lover not a fighter, lets move on past this.
Zagreus, at ONE health: Oh cool thanks cousin feelin the love feeling the care cooool

#

Also yeah curse damage sucks

livid cargo
#

i mean like

#

it makes sense that the God of War can kinda school you

alpine stratus
#

when ur fighting ares rooms and u have blade dash and ur like HEY. WHOS KNIFE PORTAL IS THIS

winged vapor
#

GOD

vestal hull
#

^^^^

winged vapor
#

Terrifying

#

If i have a knife

alpine stratus
#

IS THAT MY KNIFE PORTAL OR YOURS

winged vapor
#

And you have a knife

#

Whose knife is that

alpine stratus
#

then whos driving the bus

livid cargo
#

you are

vestal hull
#

tHeN wHoS dRiViNg ThE bUs?!

#

god i hate that i laugh at that every time

winged vapor
#

Its fine, I find I can only really laugh at super stupid things

#

Like big chungus

vestal hull
#

no matter the context, i just fall over and weep tears of joy

winged vapor
#

Or my own username

#

Actual jokes dont work on me anymore

vestal hull
#

yeah, the internet has ruined my sense of humor

winged vapor
#

^^^

vestal hull
#

girlfriend and i just spew unintelligible garbage at each other for like 12 hours a day

winged vapor
#

Question, do any of yall know if there will be icon updates in the ext big update?

#

I wanna see Artemis

#

Show me my cousin

hexed smelt
#

nobody knows anything about the next update

winged vapor
#

fair

livid cargo
#

i mean like, supergiant probably knows

#

i hope

alpine stratus
#

i heard bouldys getting abs

winged vapor
#

eljfbwrh i hope

alpine stratus
#

nope! not even them!

vestal hull
#

i would like to believe the dev team know what the next patch contains

winged vapor
#

Nobody knows

alpine stratus
#

jen zee drew everything with a blimdfold on!

hexed smelt
#

i heard they're replacing skelly with sans the skeleton

#

snas undertale

winged vapor
#

The game updates itself as the dev team sits in fear

vestal hull
#

sans underworld

livid cargo
#

"Apparently we replaced all NPCs with Skelly"

alpine stratus
#

i heard storytellers getting a typ1ng qu1rk

winged vapor
#

God

#

I hope the devs take note of all of this for april 1st

alpine stratus
#

you knowwwww March 1 im gona be in that modchat like WE HAVE A MONTH TO MAKE THE GREATEST PRANK KNOWN TO MAN

livid cargo
#

"Attack animations have been replaced with Zagreus flexing"

vestal hull
#

why would you say something like that

winged vapor
#

GOD

fiery pebble
#

Just change everyones nickname to "bouldy" and make it so every time they write anything, its replaced by ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

devout plinth
#

I heard theyโ€™re translating the entire game into Ancient Greek for an authentic experience

winged vapor
#

I'd love to see Zagreus flexing

fiery pebble
#

: )

winged vapor
#

Too thirsty for this game and its good art work

alpine stratus
#

on april one, may zag sit please,

winged vapor
#

Let Zagreus sit

fiery pebble
#

Actually Im not sure you can do the replacing of text one

alpine stratus
#

(alice voice NO)

winged vapor
#

Take a sit, take a load off

livid cargo
#

add ability to upgrade your bed

vestal hull
#

Let ๐Ÿ‘ Zag ๐Ÿ‘ Sit ๐Ÿ‘

fiery pebble
#

But making everyone bouldy sounds good

winged vapor
#

Let him sit! His legs are tired

devout plinth
#

give bouldy ambrosia!!

vestal hull
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The poor boy needs his rest!!

hexed smelt
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zag ๐Ÿ‘ will ๐Ÿ‘ never ๐Ÿ‘ sit

vestal hull
fiery pebble
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Let Cerberus sit

winged vapor
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cerberus is ALWAYS sitting

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Let cerberus stand

vestal hull
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he is like 80% of the time

fiery pebble
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I thought he was always lying?

vestal hull
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in fact, he is 100% of his screen time

alpine stratus
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let cerby stand!!!!

winged vapor
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Let me see the good boy standing

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Show me how big the dog is

fiery pebble
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But sure, that would be under-stand-able

winged vapor
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Stop

vestal hull
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๐Ÿ”ซ

winged vapor
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๐Ÿ”ซ

vestal hull
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i hear enough puns in my day to day life i don't need this from here

fiery pebble
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Sorry, but I dont drink, so no shots for me

night turret
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You cant stop that man, it's his entire thing!

vestal hull
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๐Ÿ’ฅ

fiery pebble
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Looks like youve got an explosive temper

alpine stratus
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cerby will stop you. in the name of the paw

fiery pebble
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Oh, so he is a member of the pawlice?

vestal hull
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........

winged vapor
livid cargo
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on topic question, what are the effects of the furniture?

vestal hull
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like the wall scrolls and stuff?

fiery pebble
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Scrying pool lets you see how many runs youve made and how many enemies youve killed

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The other are purely cosmetic

livid cargo
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ok

vestal hull
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random question but how many ambrosia/keys is everyone sitting on and waiting for a way to spend them? ๐Ÿ˜›

devout plinth
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woof woof itโ€™s the sound of the pawlice

vestal hull
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.............dammit

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WE'VE MOVED PAST THE PUNS NOW

fiery pebble
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We never have moved past the puns

livid cargo
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@devout plinth dusa

fiery pebble
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Also the scrying pool should let you look at the top card of the deck, then put it on top or on the bottom of your deck

vestal hull
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ok im gonna let that one slide

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i appreciate the reference, but you're on thin ice buddy

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and DONT YOU DARE make a scrying sheets joke

fiery pebble
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Surprising sidenote: MTG does not have a card called "scrying pool"

livid cargo
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@fiery pebble it should also charge you darkness every time you use it

fiery pebble
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Aw sheet, I didnt think of that one

livid cargo
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if we're making MTG parallels

alpine stratus
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proxy voice oh no youve solved my censorship puzzle

fiery pebble
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I know that one might not be entirely ok, but I had to make a scrying sheets joke

livid cargo
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i mean like

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you did not need to

fiery pebble
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I did

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Otherwise I wouldve been scrying over a lost pun opportunity

vestal hull
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i tabbed out for a second there did i miss something? .-.

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or am i starting to slowly lose my mind to sleep deprivation?

fiery pebble
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You missed 2 scrying sheet jokes

livid cargo
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He said "sheet"

vestal hull
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...........................................

fiery pebble
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What did we learn?

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Dont tempt me, or you will be pun-ished

winged vapor
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Its nice knowing you all im being stoned to death for going over my pun quota

vestal hull
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it is very difficult for me to suppress my Australian genetics and not swear at you for these puns right now

winged vapor
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dont worry the bot will stop you

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im usually a potty mouth

fiery pebble
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Oh youre australian?

vestal hull
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woah, the bot can do that? nice

winged vapor
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Yeah

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Idk if theres like a limit

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Like 'cuss this much and you get banned'

livid cargo
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there is

fiery pebble
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I guess down there you really under-appreciate puns

winged vapor
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But ive almost said the mean version of poop twice

livid cargo
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I do bot support for various bots

vestal hull
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@fiery pebble ๐Ÿ”ซ

winged vapor
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And the bot stopped me

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Oh nice

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So will the bot eventually kill me where I stand

livid cargo
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The puns will first

fiery pebble
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I guess your patience is gun

winged vapor
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please

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im dying

vestal hull
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......................................................สฐแต‰แถœแต

alpine stratus
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the bot deletes curses and mutes if you say too many yeah

winged vapor
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i need to watch myself i type before i think usually and things just come out

alpine stratus
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HEY

winged vapor
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my AS doesnt help with the poor control lol

fiery pebble
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I was actually going to delete it myself

alpine stratus
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awwww

fiery pebble
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That is my favourite kind of dumb joke, but since theyre not allowed here, I have to double down on the puns

alpine stratus
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anyway also important is proxy will for some reason crack down on links posted too soon one after another as well?

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oh valid

fiery pebble
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Ergo, Proxy is a bit overzealous

alpine stratus
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mmhm !
anyway. hades discussion huh.

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carry on ๐Ÿ˜‚

vestal hull
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while we're on the topic of swearing, sorta, i love typing not-swears (yknow, stuff like heck) in super small text

devout plinth
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that zag sure is a boy isnโ€™t he

vestal hull
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แถ สณแถฆแถœแต

livid cargo
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Honestly, bots can be a real pain in the Asphodel sometimes

fiery pebble
#

You can actually say hell here

winged vapor
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hes a good boy

alpine stratus
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how do u get the small text omg

fiery pebble
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It is a game about the underworld

winged vapor
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I love him

alpine stratus
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ASPHODEL.....OH ZAG DEFINITELY SAYS THAT

fiery pebble
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^Hell

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No, not that

vestal hull
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แถฆแต—หข แตƒ หขแต‰แถœสณแต‰แต—

livid cargo
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when do we get to ride Cerby into battle

alpine stratus
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you can also say blood and darkness (its a curse, boy. SAY IT)

vestal hull
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CERBY MOUNT CERBY MOUNT

winged vapor
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If I weren't so gay for Aphrodite, Zag would definitely be my favorite in my heart

fiery pebble
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^Like this

frosty mountain
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what if cerby is the final boss ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

fiery pebble
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No, also not

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How does Discords small text work then

frosty mountain
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BLOOD AND DARKNESS

vestal hull
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ok but why be gay for aphrodite when you can be gay for dusa?

livid cargo
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Kingdom Hearts is light

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wait

alpine stratus
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gay for meg

winged vapor
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I love Dusa! I'm not her type

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I'd need to not be a girl and be zag

livid cargo
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@frosty mountain final boss is Hades making Zag clean his room before he leaves

alpine stratus
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hdkdnvmcj

fiery pebble
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Because Dusa is a bit stonecold

vestal hull
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i was about to say something very sexual about meg on pure instinct and reflex

alpine stratus
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AAAAA

winged vapor
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LMAO

vestal hull
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i had to stop myself

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it was painful

fiery pebble
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Also Meg is better

alpine stratus
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Thank you!

fiery pebble
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Same tbh

winged vapor
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God I love Meg

fiery pebble
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There is a very obvious joke about Dusa

brisk trail
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meg is hard ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

winged vapor
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Listen my type is very flirtatious women and very dangerous women so Meg and Aphrodite are

alpine stratus
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meg so hot
hot hot meg
meg so hot she kill a zag

winged vapor
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My gaves

vestal hull
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@alpine stratus thank you

winged vapor
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Gay faves

fiery pebble
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Well Aphrodite fits both

vestal hull
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G A V E S

alpine stratus
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OH GOOD WORD

fiery pebble
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She is very dangerous

livid cargo
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Man supergiant must have put a lot of money into this game, they made an entire movie about meg last summer

alpine stratus
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IM STEALING IT

winged vapor
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Give me a flirtatious lady who will kill me and ill be happu

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You're welcome

frosty mountain
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stages of meg. damn she's hot. damn she's hARD. damn she's hot

fiery pebble
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Date whoever Dusa used to date, and youll lose your head

vestal hull
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damn she's hard ๐Ÿ‘€

night turret
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NO

fiery pebble
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I swear, with so many people saying "hard", its so difficult to avoid making a joke

alpine stratus
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BO

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NO

vestal hull
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wait is that too much?

fiery pebble
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Yes

livid cargo
#

let's talk about favorite boons instead

frosty mountain
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damn she's easy. damn she'S STILL HOT

fiery pebble
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I avoided making that joke because it is

alpine stratus
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but you can persist!

livid cargo
#

what's everyone's favorite boon

night turret
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THAT WAS EVEN WORSE THATN A HEAD MAID

fiery pebble
#

There is also a joke I want to make with easy

frosty mountain
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ok fellas. places. let's talk boons

alpine stratus
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ares boons rock

fiery pebble
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Stop making joke opportunities I cant act on

livid cargo
#

correct

alpine stratus
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i hear the screams of the damned and im like YAAAAASSS

fiery pebble
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Ares boons are bad tho

winged vapor
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I wish there was a meg boon to kiss her

fiery pebble
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Pretty sure if Zag were to lean in, shed just trip him up and kick him

frosty mountain
vestal hull
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I YAAAAAS into the void, and the void SLAY QUEENs back

winged vapor
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PLEASE

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THey dont need to know I exist

alpine stratus
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HFH HHGHHGBNBMN

livid cargo
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i'd love it if there was just a random chance for meg not to appear in a run and it cuts back to her in the lounge

winged vapor
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Im just an idiot lesbian trying to play this game

alpine stratus
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ares voice SLAY QUEEN SLAAAAUYYY I WANA HEAR THEIR ANGUISHED SCREAMS

vestal hull
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i'm just an idiot lesbian

night turret
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Shame a feedback channed closed huh

alpine stratus
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"how to play hades when youre gay and bad at games"

fiery pebble
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Well, if we feed them ideas, itll be back

frosty mountain
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it'll be back

winged vapor
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Thats me

vestal hull
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please give me sassy gay ares now

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i need this

winged vapor
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gay and bad at games

fiery pebble
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Tbh Ares can only be bi

night turret
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He can stab everyone

fiery pebble
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And the justification for that is a joke I cant make

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Well, Ma'Sair did it

alpine stratus
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sassy gay friend is OVER. we have deadly bi cousin now

night turret
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Oh no, ya baited me

winged vapor
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All of the gods are rampant DEVIANTS except the women (aphrodite excluded)

vestal hull
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why is the term "deadly bi cousin" so terrifyingly powerful

winged vapor
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So they're all really just. Down.

fiery pebble
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Headcanon: Ares uses "Bi the way" as much as he can

alpine stratus
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bc its ares

livid cargo
#

what if Hades isn't actually a roguelike but a really really complex dating simulator

alpine stratus
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HFJFJG

winged vapor
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God

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Let me date them

vestal hull
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LET ME DATE DUSA GDI

winged vapor
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Let me date them all

livid cargo
#

i mean like

fiery pebble
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Dusa is the least interesting one tho

livid cargo
#

there are definitely hints of dating

fiery pebble
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Let us date Bouldy

winged vapor
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DONT BE MEAN TO DUSA...

night turret
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Instant win

frosty mountain
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that's some galaxy brain stuff

alpine stratus
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i want zag to kisyphus sisuphus

vestal hull
#

nice

winged vapor
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KISYPHUS SISUPHUS...

livid cargo
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guys be careful

alpine stratus
#

NO

fiery pebble
#

Yeah thats fair

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But you know its true

livid cargo
#

the devs might put some of these puns in the game

fiery pebble
#

Good

night turret
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Instant shutdown wow

frosty mountain
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GREG, HEED OUR SUMMONS

fiery pebble
#

I mean it was clear I was going to make a bad joke there

alpine stratus
#

hes idle rn lol

livid cargo
#

see

frosty mountain
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I know

fiery pebble
#

I can only restrain myself so much

alpine stratus
#

but he might still be watchin

winged vapor
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There should be a no baby channel

alpine stratus
#

litetaly u guys need to make a bad joke server for yourselves

winged vapor
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So none of us get murdered

frosty mountain
#

I think we'll need to go slay meg a couple of times in order to calm down

fiery pebble
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But whats the point of that server if noone goes there

winged vapor
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God I love meg

karmic trellis
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the too hot for super giant channel

vestal hull
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i already have one of those

fiery pebble
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However