#h1-discussion
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what if apollo's status created a ring around the enemy that did damage
Enemies move faster and take more damage
since the sun and all
and was, perhaps, a bit fiery
Not an effect but add a parry 
True, it could even have fire effects
Sounds dumb but why not
I swear I wasn't trying to make a rof joke
i think thatd be amazing
Parry would be good
I agree
what's a parry
parry sounds interesting
I'd max him tho
hes a platypus
Patty but with Rs
oh ok
therefore patty=platypus
I love the zag emotes

same



Look at him

:D
tempest strike

=:sholthink:
me when a tartarus chamber only has 1 exit and it's a goddess with really bad boons 

i knew immediately that was from index lol
Me when Demeter offers nourished soul 3 times in a row 
that clip is actually god tier
hey it's unpommable at least
It got something like 7 bouldys the first time I sent it
that's gotta be a record
“thanks demeter”
Oh man that was ages ago
dang
That was my first 32 gilga
lol do you not know how to dodge
so bad

I don't know how many times I submitted "please just let me purge Nourished Soul" in #hades-feedback. 
Lol
Get splashed
Are you not allowed to purge nourished soul for some reason
yeah you cant purge any boons that give you something
so like premium vintage, nourished soul, etc
and athena's defiance boons
yep
Crop
it doesn't even give you FF does it
uh
also i think a more interesting effect for apollo would be to have an explosion or smth idk
theres not enough of those in the game
a fiery explosion to represent his status as god of the sun
and itd unironically be interesting
yes
and it should be vaguely ring shaped
a fire ring, interesting
yeah
sounds broken
nah it sucks
r!fc -10
Wait fr
rude smh
I'm just guessing from it not showing up in boon list
yeah i dont think it does
oh yeah full call apollo aid is pretty cool iirc
i think you get p2p2 dad lasers
the least interesting one is his duo boon with poseidon
guess what it does
your pushback effects inflict blind
nope
your blind effects inflict pushback
nope
your rupture effect inflicts blind
god these all sound so interesting
Is it about money
your blind effects inflict rupture
"Deal +10% more damage to bosses but also receive +5% from them."
they pulled an unshakeable mettle
your rupture effects affect you’re rupture affects effects
that's a shakable mettle
Kinda gilgamesh
true but thats literally the whole duo boon
lmao wtf
Woah it’s cold harvest but worse and less cool
imagine being worse than an ice-based boon
actually wait
when you're supposed to be fire-based
roil
if unshakeable mettle is permasturdy isnt that super broken
It's pretty good
stun doesn't happen that often
Actually nah it's a little less than pretty good
It's not sturdy
ma'am
Is just stun inmunity
Winter Harvest. 
wait wtf
Not sturdy
are you kidding me
bruhhhhh
wsefkbhjrfga,bhj
bigp moment
Reading hard
yeah lmao im just dumb
idk it kinda would be
thats a whole extra weak
but weak is awful
3 weaks
yeah it probably would be too strong then
what if only perma sturdy vs bosses
might be too lopsided of a boon
see now thatd be a good boon
there are a lot of those
Perma rupture, but it applies to yourself
yeah true
man casuals would be addicted to mettle if it was like that
and for good reason
Idk man as somebody with around 10 40 heat runs under my belt I will literally always take unshakeable mettle over any duo boon
Duo boon idea: support fire now only has a 0.1 proc coefficient , but deals 300% of your total damage
true
im not sure dude
that makes me realize that sturdy is kinda underused in the game imo
Damn that would be insane
Yeah
Hyper sprint
whats unyielding defense
beo hammer
you're kidding right
oh
Are you for real
that one lol
Bigp moment
ok whew you just didn't know the name
bigp more like Einstein’s barber
Modded user
oops
i swear the better i get at this game the less i know about it
what does it do?
Sturdy
Sturdy on attack/special
oh thats pretty insane
Wait special too?
From what i remember
surely thats better than breaching for heat
that's why high heat talos meta is forcing colossus knuckle
Probably not
You have iframes
Just use them
I think breaching allowing stunlocking is still more important
Smh
but second hammer colossus is def nothing to be sad about
Actually angel and scratch used long knuckle for Talos 57
yeah that makes sense
Idk if they would use that for the other fists
was the dem 56 modded
Yes
I swear I remember it forcing explosive upper then
- arty special or something like that
You sure that wasn’t damue’s “60”?
I think angel did that for her 56 dem
Then got Zeus attack
Zeus call
Double strike
Splitting bolt
Jolted
And an Athena dd I'm pretty sure
Ye
and game guardian
🗿
that's actually ce levels of luck though
yeah pretty insane
there were a lot of talos 58 fails from scratch which was really sad
imagine talos having fists heat wr 
I would celebrate just getting zeus attack starting arty with AP2 tbh
to get the legendary too oh man
got heroic life affirmation on this guan yu run
feels nice to use this thing without feeling like i'll fall over when someone breathes on me
Life Affirmation is great.
fighting dad now
this'll be my first time fighting em4 dad with guan yu
prayge
gah, died
i want to like guan yu but it's so slow
and you're so fragile while using it
i'm almost considering making it an exception to my 'use all aspects' rule
Was it special spam or spins
bit of both
mostly special spam
and also striking since i had extending jab and swift strike
Rip
Kinda wanna try ME guan-yu once I get home from work
who knew
imo achilles is a lot harder lol
gy is just special and mix in some dash strikes
gy has less room for error but i find achilles to be pretty difficult
isn't raging rush invincible
i can't agree
guan yu's heath debuff makes you very fragile, and makes mistakes all the more punishing
moreover, with guan yu you're relatively slow and immobile, while achilles lets you be both fast and hit hard
you can perhaps make the argument that guan yu is safer in that you can keep yourself at a distance easier, but you're still relatively slow
anyway, using benefits package for the first time
let's see how this goes
1 or 2?
1
nice
gy isnt too terribly slow imo
also achilles being fast is good but its really hard to control and you get hit a lot
well anything can be 'hard to control' if you're not used to it
guan yu's attack and special are definitely slower than the other spears
and if we're talking about the consequences of getting hit, guan yu still suffers from that a lot more than achilles
not dash attack 
yeah but you get hit on gy nowhere near as much as you do on achilles lol
i think that balances out the health factor
Lv.5 Guan Yu with Charged Skewer is one of the safest aspects in the game even up to like 32 Heat.
but every hit you take with guan yu hurts all the more
Not a great weapon aspect for EM4, though.
dear God
yeah yeah low heat and all but i really don't find myself getting hit particularly often with achilles
are you using flurry jab?
jurry flab
i have not used flurry jab on guan yu, now that i think about it
You can't get it on Guan Yu.
on achilles it increases your dps massively but its easy to get hit with it
also yeah i'm starting to realize how much this alters my perspective
flurry gy
can't say i've felt that way
isn't achilles kind of a castspect? is flurry actually good for it? i've never used the aspect tbc
feels like you'd just be burning thru your "powered" attacks
getting hit like that will never happen on gy
dps implies surviving, though
deez per second
dang
Flurry Jab is by far the best hammer for Achilles, yeah. So much better than the others.
i suppose yes, but it's far easier and quicker to use the bonus on attacks than casts
huh
yeah but it has the issue of being really unsafe
50 gigawahcks doc
i didn't know that
gy has less overall dps than achilles but its very safe
you dont really play up close
I'd say the easiest Achilles builds to play are Cast builds, actually. But you need to know half-decent Cast builds at least.
what is this clip supposed to prove
this doesnt happen on gy, or most aspects for that matter
achilles hb is goofy
the person just rushed in and facetanked hades' casts and spins
Crystal Clarity and Hunting Blades play themselves, for example.
i also in theory like curse of drowning with achilles but in practice it is not great
yeah curse of drowning sucks on things that arent fists
where sub6
dunno i just find achilles a lot safer and more comfortable to use than guan yu
same
achilles having a giga-dash helps a lot with living
exactly yeah
k we'll call it even
tidal achilles is good great time
ok is it invincible or not
i am
i believe so, but i'm not sure
it's fast enough that it usually doesn't matter
you can dash through aoe's like hades skulls explosions without taking damage
if that's what you mean
so it's surely invincible
after i hit my goal i'm gonna try some other aspects, achilles sounds fun i guess
yeah, if that's what you mean by invincible
it works the same as your regular dash
actually 🤓 its called iframes
idk what other meanings it could have lol either u take damage during it or you don't
i don't think i could ever adjust myself to play cast achilles, my muscle memory is too used to just immediately stabbing the enemy several times
i-frames are short for invincibility frames when your hurtbox is disabled 🤓
ratio
and if i wanted to play a cast build, i'd just use another aspect entirely
what else could is it invincible have meant now i am lost
nothing lol
plese
well ultimately achilles offers the biggest cast buff in the game by far
so it's still the best "pure" cast aspect
Safest build on Guan Yu is just Charged Skewer + Heartbreak Flourish and then going for Zeus' Aid + Smoldering Air. Ideally with Divine Dash or Tidal Dash (poms on that). Just exploit Charged Skewer and ignore the Attack except for maybe some lifesteal on the last enemy in a wave here and there (but only when it's very safe to go for that). Some other safe options that don't rely on Charged Skewer are Divine Strike, Frost Strike, or Tempest Strike spin builds.
wait i get this now it was good
sure, it'd just feel weird and wrong for me personally
also, its not like they facetanked, its just what happens on achilles. no other aspect has issues like that as it pertains to getting hit
that's my plan lol
playing achilles melee is begging to get smacked
tbh there aren't really any other aspects that are good for the non lodging cast builds
i still just plain disagree
poseidon might be your best bet but gross
i really don't think achilles is as risky as you're making it out to be
the 2 best hammers for achilles are also the unsafest lol
Flurry big dps but hold attack 1 second longer and oops, rip hp
[dies]
real gamers play achilles tidal
i mean yeah thats how speedruns start lol
😎
Achilles is very risky if you're trying to be speedy with it. Definitely one of the aspects with the most untimely deaths in speedruns and races. If clear time isn't a concern, it's a whole lot safer of course.
i guess this should have been clarified earlier
because i was just looking at this from a general perspective
not a speedrun angle
akillees
i still think its a bit risky even if you arent trying to be speedy
because of this
and i still disagree
that applies if youre being speedy or not
this is not the first back-and-forth argument on an aspect that has happened in this server
precisely which is why achilles is risky
ok but y'all are just repeating yourselves
there's no argument if it's just "i think x" "i think y"
welcome to internet arguments
At the end of the day, if one aspect is working out better for you than another, that's all you gotta know.
I'm perfectly happy to call the discussion pointless and end it here
I just thought we were actually going somewhere with that
not at all
in conclusion every spear aspect sucks
TRUE
no u
yeah pretty based
factual actual
I'm glad we could all agree on one thing
anyways i apologize, i was being a bit rude. and i mean yeah if achilles is working better for you than gy keep using it lol
hades spe
im not
beo and eris are the only aspects last time i checked though
To quote a wise stereotypical Asian guy, "welcome to internet arguments." 
beo is the only aspect. there is only beowulf.
worst timeline: pos sword is the only aspect
Exactly.
we can all agree ME is a good aspect
no.
All the voice lines about Beowulf were actually supposed to be something else.
beo was never inetended to be played
hades was never intended to be played
greek myth was never intended to be read
humanity was never intended to exist
Wait, you can play Hades? Game only lets me select Zagreus on the character select screen.
beowulf's soul is in the game. the devs actually coded heracles as the shield's hidden aspect, but beo's spirit took over and changed it to his own
there is no aspect of beowulf.
i thought you knew all the secrets and unlocks in the game
Evidently I missed one.
you mean selecting the character hades? thats obviously his name it's the game's name
Oh.
what is a zagreus
That's why he says "in the name of Hades."
Because that's his name.
Hades, son of Hades.
Yeah, that's why I don't hang in #h1-story-discussion because I got no clue.
tbh the story in this game is pretty insane
like when hades said "it's me, im hades"
or when hades took out his spear and screamed "it's hadin' time"
truly a moment
and haded all over zagreus
that was my favorite part
he's beginning to hade
when
Last time I tried to post in #h1-story-discussion, they kicked me out because I don't have a degree in history, mythology, ... 
theyre all nerds anyway
the only cool story bit was finding out that zag's dash and thanatos' instant shift are the same thing to different degrees
that was a really cool detail
I liked the part where Sisyphus sang "They see me rollin', they hadin'."
I liked when you fight the other son of Hades, Bagreus
when megaera started busting it down tartarus style i actually lost it
zigreus
Meg's Disney musical number was great.
wait ive got a theory
since zagreus, orpheus and theseus' names all end in eus does that mean they're siblings?
Lord Zeus, too.
this is game changing
That's not a theory, though. That's a question. 
its like a theory
his identity is in flux since whenever he's around orpheus he's actually dionysus
Hades is a rich man, and at night he goes out to beat up the criminal Zagreus who went rampaging through the Underworld trying to escape...
Is Hades Batman?
explains the dramatic flourish of the cape every time you meet him
Good point.
he's got so many capes
hades also disappears when you least expect him to
We should collect these questions for whenever the devs do another #ask-supergiant.
soontm
hades killed his dad right? so he's also an orphan?
the resource director's "rank" funds go towards buying hades new capes
he says "darkness" and bats are nocturnal, coincidence?
Hmm.
But Batman says he is the night.
And Lady Nyx is the night.
Lady Nyx is Batman?
no freaking way
i forget who the parents of the olympians are. is it the titans? gaia is the mother i think and she's still around according to the game. or at least there's no evidence of her being killed
gaia and the titans created the main olympians, save for a few if i remember right
i thought zeus poseidon and hades' father was chronos
Everyone is afraid of Batman and doesn't want to get on his bad side. Even the Olympians don't want to get on Lady Nyx's bad side.
Bad side.
put some funny symbols in between letters or something
Bat site.
Alfred lmao.

we shouldve known ever since he said "hhhhaaaaaauuuuggrrhh"
hidden in plain site, genius writing
Charon is the Batmobile.
yes.
That's the sound of the engine.
As for Alfred... there is only plausible candidate.
schelemeus
LET'S GOOOOOOO
alfred 
i know absolutely nothing about batman
Is Zagreus Lady Nyx's son?
grayson is adopted
tf you mean analogy it's just adoption
they are in the underworld
some do some dont
batarang
just like the aspects of the spear
exploding launcher
the twin fists are a reference to that one time where batman punched
epic reference
i was referring to you saying that thisnis dumb
ratio
Zagreus comes into possession of the Infernal Arms because of Lady Nyx. It's Batman handing over the mantle to Robin.
"Here are all my gadgets, use them wisely."
this is no coincidence
we knew
grayson is also fruity as hell
it's canon that he's got a nice butt
probably
this is awesome
as far as ik he's not gay/bi but like he totally could be
we're discussing in-game events 
it's ok like how displaying a nude marble statue is considered art
lmao sure
the three friend gathering is truly a moment
what in the got damn hell did i come back to
one of the gaming moments of all time
a true hades moment
so how do you fit into the batheory
horndes
i dont want to
tough luck
no, tough luck for you, i straight up dont consent to being added to what the hell that was
ok right a little context was missed out
you cant unchat
i dont want your context i want to talk about hades
we're hadesing beyond belief right now
epically hading rn
can we hades in a way that doesnt say the word threesome
the three friends get together
loke please
id be happy to join a convo but this is disguating i just want to talk about hades crap
ok now this is more disgusting
thats not even sword anymore thats just crappy bow
no its epic
rail*
a crime if you will
flurry fire, delta fire and spread fire should be compatabile with each other
Thought I was doomed going into dad fight with one dd spent
I left with one dd to spare
ez clap
arthur demeter+poseidon with legendary boons for both
ill either lose all my dd or none of them
die or live
2 dd is okay 3 dd is safe and 1 dd is clutchable and 0 dd is for the gods
It would be so funny if they were compatable
i didn't even have their duo boon, but it wasn't necessary at all
I can’t spell compatable btw
compatible
yw
competitive
no it's compitable
no it's competent
combatible*
compatatabable
yes
damnit
quirky word
Autodefenestration moment
floccinaucinihilipilification arises from itself
i love that theres a verb for throwing someone/something out of a window
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
the fear of big
thats the fear of long words, no?
I love that there’s a verb for doing that to yourself
yep
alright, doing heat 14 with shield now
and beowulf is the aspect this time
this shouldn't be too hard
Free win
anything up to like 24 heat felt fine for me after a couple wins
i did a jump from 17 to 32
im still screwing around with FO2 heat 6 and its a pleasant challenge really
same
Just play zeus easy
flood shot my beloved
fo2 heat six is a very comfortable, difficult yet achieveable pact for me
i actually havent played zeus fo2 yeat
oh yeah, that was also my first time trying out benefits package
wasn't too bad
js3 cp2 should be your first 5 heat
fo2 makes monkey brain go faster
Jolted with fo2 is big win
how long will td3 feel free for
Forever
14 minutes is slow by my standards now
when you have a bad build at heat 40
by my standards slow used to be 40 mins, now slow is thirty mins
Unless it’s sub0 it’s slow
id say that means im getting better
my longest ever run was 27 minutes on the bow i think
i have gotten very close to sub 20 at times
how do people have the patience for such long runs
absolute gamer
im a very meticulous person what can i say
a sub 8 asphodel leave is good pace for me
i just go
i like to min max
any slower will probably kill me
damn thats slow
i dont really pay attention to splits, but the earliest ive beaten champions was sub 17 i think

fair
im super slow in ely, i am always super careful around shieldbros and bowmen
if you're not pausing between decisions then that might be taking up a good chunk of time, very basic strat if you want to save some time
im not gamer enough to do 50 heat
Idk I’ve kinda hit a ceiling for speed around 15 minute runs and I think I need to watch speedruns to see what they do better
and polish my skills
i dont pause for decisions no but that was still a very lax run for me i was just dishing dps really well that run
my fastest with max speed pacts was 13 i think? but that was hera. i can do so much faster
pausing can probably save like a few minutes lol
that was also quite a while ago
i dont thinking pausing for decisions is as important as people think because i got like 12 mins casually without pausing
i also am a casual infernal trove enjoyer
ah
so that adds some extra minutes each run
pausing for decisions saves about 90 seconds per run for me on average
Infernal trove gaming
then again, my decisions are quite small ones at this point
sometimes pausing takes more time than just gunning
resetting SD gaming
I love getting darkness for resource director when I can but I’ve started skipping them
you can probably get a sub10 without any gamer tech if a stringbean like me can
best infernal troves are darkness troves- they give good for dark regen and it gives around 10 room rewards worth of darkness
i could get a sub 10 at this point i think
your stalk is thick
dark regen gaming
dark regen gaming
that is one of the mirror talents ever
its such a minor difference between dark and cthonic its one of the few talents thats really either way and i like that
eeehhhh
there's some play to it honestly but that's only theoretical because at high heat when dark foresight is on it might possibly be more effective to turn on dark regen, but at that point you're running lc4. so it doesn't matter sadly
cthonic is great because you're not relying on blue laurel rooms to heal you with dark foresight on
if you had dark foresight off for whatever reason and were concerned about surviving, dark regen would be the optimal strat i think
if it was up to 5hp i think dark foresight would be completely useless
ri but not using lc4 lmao
lmao
whats the % for dark regen? 30?
My early runs were all around 30-40 minutes, too.
mine were as well
huh
i think for pacts either lc2 or lc3 dark is better because the tiny amounts from cthonic feel like nothing in comparison to the mildly large chunks from dark, especially from infernal troves or after region bosses youve already killed on that heat
27 - 44 minutes was my timeframe generally
guess i was born to speed
if you're doing lc3 might as well do lc4 and sd
eh, maybe. but lc4 is free heat tbh so if you're trying to meet a goal it should always be maxed
yeah if youre high enough heat for dark regen to be theoretically helpful then youd be running lc4
Chthonic Vitality is still better for LC2. And yeah, if you're doing LC3 just do LC4 instead.
so sad... good design, poor in reality...
theres no way in hell im taking SD until i can get good at fo2 hades only using one DD on average
yeah lol not likely to happen soon
i definetly cant do that
lc4 sd typically isn't used until like close to 32 or wherever aziraphale is at rn
Dark Regeneration was meta in Early Access when Dark Foresight wasn't a thing yet. And Dark Regeneration used to be 80% instead of now 60%.
im already far enough down the rabbit hole that id start messing up timings for dashes if i went back to fo0
fresh file gaming
and ive already beaten fo2 using only one DD on hades once
Nah, that wouldn't really mess you up. You'd just run circles around enemies that are way too slow to ever really hit you.
ruthless reflex still btw
L
If you want to get the most out of Ruthless Reflex, just reroll Lord Hermes boons for Greatest Reflex to get the best of both worlds.
lets see you beat fo2 on rr then with only one dd
easily. i'll do it tonight
if i use beo is that cheating
yes
damn
by the way im a hundred percent confident yall could do it
I beat FO2 dad mirrorless. 
based
based
i probably could, i just dont like 1 dash lmao
as far as dashes goes rr is essentially mirrorless cuz the tolerance is ridiculous
hard disagree but alright
i don't proc it very well i guess
it's not bad, it's just that an extra dash is basically 100% dodge if done right lol
and 50% damage is fine as hell
i can't trigger very well
It’s 60% iirc
Yeah, Dark Regeneration is 60% now.
are you guys sure it's damage?? i thought it was dodge chance and move speed
Dodge and dmg yeah
im sorry but i have to say skill issue because i proc RR when im not even trying to 
I mean it was in the bag at Beowulf, wasn't it. 
hmm
em4
Dmg and dodge chanve
but yeah most likely
you'll be fine
but generally i love sticking close to hades during his fight so i get free RR procs on every attaco
just dont get hit
Yeah, @lean timber, git gud. 
yaint based unless you stand within an arms reach of hades just to proc 44
i should drop hades entirely
Lightning reflexes gaming
can't even beat rama 50 smh
rr*
i'm getting really close actually...
i dunno if y'all saw but i did reach dad on 50
matty still probably better than everyone else here in this chat
on em4?
Please keep the low-heat shaming in #h1-high-heat-strategies.
so i am rapidly improving and will likely have it done very soon
yes em4. got halfway thru phase 2
What pact are you using
twas a joke but fair
timer was gonna get me tho
Oh em4
i just killed myself out of shame
Should’ve won
totally wasn't an accident.
So was my message if you haven't noticed. 
shouldve used egg, then his second phase wouldve ended there smh
true
Since, you know, calling 50 low heat.
64 or gtfo
what do you use then, i mean egg would literally give the fastest hades split
i mean i guess maybe you could
Distant memory for that op +30% dmg at a distance
if you keep resetting for c1 or c2 chaos while alse getting the first god you want, you can keep high confidence on
Distant memory + sniper shot ≈ free win
Very very situationally, perhaps. Maybe on a Cast aspect if I already got what I wanted in Tartarus, there's a Light of Ixion in the Well, and I have rerolls left to high-roll for epic Cast damage from Master Chaos.
very niche and a lot of rests tho
Cosmic Egg doesn't force Chaos Gates, anyway.
If only spread fire, flurry fire and delta chamber were all compatible with each other

So you'd only use it in the first place if there's a Light of Ixion in the Well to make sure you actually get anything out of it, and then there's still a pretty big opportunity cost.
but what could possibly get you a faster dad split than egg?
God -> god/hermes/shackle/purse -> sigil/shackle/hourglass -> sigil/acorn/shackle
sigil
okay let me rephrase
Oh you mean for dad lol nvm.
Shackle 🧠
on anything besides beowulf or hera what would get you a faster dad split
Only on hestia 🗿
i mean i wouldn't call anything less than 50 high heat, personally
so
Nothing egg goated
egg is broken
Shackle on every aspect of every weapon
-50% enemy hp kinda nuts
seriously, like how can you argue with not having to deal with 25% of the final bosses total hp
Fr
winter harvest
Alt+F4
carry patty jerky through styx
Distant memory close second
winter harvest is amazing
winter harvest 🤨
Epic rd, hyper sprint and 10 ichors
shackle ≈ double damage ≈ 1/2 of dad hp
🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠
Just get heroic aphro with 14 poms
100% faster runs
shackle means you arent using a boon that could easily give more than 100%
What’s a boon
Never heard of them
since when did egg make you not have to deal with 25% of hdes' hp
Hades dlc
since the fated minor list of prophecies 
egg instakills at 25% health the first time, did you guys not know that

egg kills at 25% first time yea but doesnt it kill at 50% second phase afterward?
no?
everyone else was joking
someone told me it was 50
yeah it's a one time thing sadly
youve been japed
get japed
i thought people were actually tryna help now im mad
what does that mean it sounds like a slur
Tricked
get japed
japed is another word for like being tricked in a truly humiliating wau
yeah its real
Pranked
a jape is a joke or quip, apparently
Practically joked
youve just been japed by your keyboard
this is astonishing news
its mostly a more humiliating form of joke or trick
person below me thinks skelly is attractive
me
hi
you fool i am faster
So uh I just opened my switch to an open game of hades where I’m entering asphodel with 5:48 on the in-game timer like
lmao
With td3 active
how the heck
what
my reaction time is more honed than thine matty, for your beta instincts threw away reaction time in favor of greater reflex
you just had 240 extra hp in tartarus huh
I also have 726 gold
save file's haunted.
id tell you if i knew
spooky
Yeah, Cosmic Egg doesn't do anything like that. That's the joke in the game, that Master Chaos asks you to beat dad with a keepsake that doesn't do anything in the final region.
japed by the game it seems
get japed
The game gives you 5 minutes when you enter asphp
you're three seconds behind
That’s not what I mean
i know but now, wouldnt that mean that it should be part of the mod pack to make that happen every time egg is equipped, since theoretically itd be faster if you prepped a save file alllll the way without ever using the egg for that prophecy?
wait you're c18
yeah but still the igt and tight deadline timer dont match up
If you run overtime in tart it won't add up
drop your switch and run
Save file is fine but like
do you have low health from td hurting you?
ghosts
The egg doesn't affect the fight in any way at all, prophecy or not.
what is this run
Gamer moment
it literally instakills him at 25%
normalize timing out in tartarus
wait I was fishing for hoardinn slash thats what it was
It doesn't do that, no.
bro
no it doesnt
are you telling me they increase his hp to 120% to balance it out?
I was doing science
chaos himself does it
themself*
No the egg literally does nothing once you enter Styx
To find out for certain where hoarding slash falls
chaos opens up a dimensional rift beneath hades and says "get japed"
There's no insta kill by the egg or anything like that.
nonononono, i specifically saw his health go from 25% to 0 when that happened instantly
i did this prophecy the other day it definetly dont
That was not the egg. You probably saw Winter Harvest proc on him.
Start a new file then lmao
I should run sd to making reseting for hoarding slash easier
Did you have winter harvest 
winter harvest?
dem legendary
Demeter legendary

Lady Demeter's legendary.
wait ur serious??

Kills at 10%
If you had winters harvest you would've heard grandma say something absolutely metal and hades flash like white in a cutscene
i'm peeing myself
Don’t
"freeze to death!"
hello peeing myself
Reap what you sow or something too
i saw a purple circle appear and a scythe crop him at the legs i may ne stupid
Grandma gets all the cool lines
Dem legendary moment
yeah that's grandman
i did indeed hear reap what you sow wtf how
"i shall take everything away" or smth like that
aint no way
I
that's her full call
That's a Demeter moment
WHAT KIND OF COINCIDENCE IS THAT
Still a cool line
Trolled by grandma.

someone has been japed
you got japed by grandma...
Not only is grandma absolutely metal she is also a prankster
OF COURSE I USE EGG AT THE SAME TIME IM HAVING A DEMETER RUN AND FORGET ABOUT A LEGENDARY BOOB ALL IN ONE RUN!
grandma does trolling
demeter and chaos conspired against you
legendary boob 
Lmfao
We already knew that. She keeps trying to give us food at high heat. Grandma knows what she's doing.
It was the fates for that to happen at the same time
she loves her grandson so
I THOUGHT IT WAS CHAOS THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE SHE LAUGHS AFTER HADES DIES EARLY I WAS
bruh I’m gonna have to start running high confidence to make reseting easier that took forever
AHHHHHHHHH
no. chaos egg is useless in styx. lmao. that's funny as hell
Take hs
IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF IM DYING
I’m running sd hl hc
WHAT IS MY LUCK AAAHHH
outplayed
chaos is my favorite character they are so baller
Hs sd strats to make speedrun resetting faster
Sometimes their funnies make you take damage whenever you cast in exchange for an extra cast
their*
chaos laughs at you when you die with a curse active sometimes and that makes it fun
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