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he's helping me make the bed
he likes to bite the blankets and pull them as i move them around
Good
put the blanket over your
and watch it recreate that chestburster scene from alien 
he does actually like sleeping under the blankets sometimes
just a big lump under an otherwise smooth bed
yeah i did that once to my mom's cat few weeks back when i went to visit her for a few days
accidentally, of course
made the bed, covers, pillows, blankets and all
and didn't even see that furball sleeping there
went to the kitchen, made myself some coffee
and went back to sit down and i super startled the poor thing
it legit tried to jump out like that chestburster from alien
i don't even know who was more spooked there - me or 

Whatever i hate cats
it's super weird to @ someone in your hate tbh
my oven is broken and i'm so sad π i wanted to make cookies super bad
even though it's like a hundred million degrees
it's a tragedy for the ages
Oatmeal raisin with nuts in it
okay so you enjoy gross foods, nice, nice
/j
im gonna break into your house and steal all your cookies
what kind are you making?
oh i remember a post going around tumblr some weeks back asking what everyone's fave cookie is
chocolate chip supremacy
honestly miss those lower carb oatmeal raisin cookies they used to sell here
I've got a friend that is turning in their thesis on Friday.
oh good luck to them! that sounds horrifying
Smooth peanut butter supremacy
seconded
going to eat crunchy peanut butter just to spite u
If I draw another franchise crossing over into hades does it still count as fan work
ew
crunchy good
if its still supergiant related then yes!
aye
everyone can like whatever they like, but one way or another people that like crunchy peanut butter have to come over the fact that they are wrong.

anyone who likes crunchy peanut butter 
I think I remember liking crunchy peanut butter but I was like, 5
you're spared, then... for now
I was never brave enough for politics anyways
I wish I could debate yall but I'm have peanut allergy
consider yourself lucky you don't have to have an opinion on this
better make it count babs

mod vs mod who bannes first

it's π₯ π§ not π§ that tastes like π₯

the crunch is what makes it real
|| /j like what y'all like, personal preference and all that ||
my trust in swan remains π΅
oooh, nice
craving cookies now watch me get some tomorrow
dangit now I'm thinking of those weird cookies I would eat in Elementary School when it was someone's birthday
my Mom says they're gross but she has no taste anyway
I donβt think Iβve ever tasted crunchy peanut butter now that I think about it
I've had bad experience with crunchy peanut butter
I tried my bro's cause he likes crunchy
And it taste like biting sugar
It's soooo overly sweet
I almost threw my toast away
I've never had crunchy pb that was sweet, i probably wouldn't like it bc i have low tolerance for sweets lol
I have such a big sweet tooth
my tolerance level is like. 2 oreos is good for me or else my entire digestive system rebels for the next three hours of misery
i still like sweets but some stuff is just entirely too rich
honestly id rather snack on saltines than sweets most of the time
sometimes i just Crave...
People who like crunchy peanut butter and whole wheat sandwich scare me.
as soon as my stove is fixed im making my crispy chocolate chip cookies with the toffee pieces
π
weird nut and seed bread gang rise up
hey wait I like whole wheat sandwiches
Honey wheat bread best bread 
Egg bread
big cookie
@tardy anchor @tender cobalt @blissful charm
you gonna eat those?
Good time to be a coworker rn π
yeah
I wish I have coworkers
if my schoolmates count as my coworkers I guess I have coworkers
Coschoolers
Lol itβs 1am for me
Hey, speaking of you, pal, I watched the end of a Mass Effect 3 playthrough tonight.
the "adobe aftereffects" edition or the "we're sorry - we're gonna write a new ending" edition?
Legendary Edition, so I think the latter.
The streamer picked Synthesis.
It was bad.
i still remember the absolute MELTDOWN that community had after the original-original ending
it was legendary
oh hey - maybe that's where they got the idea for the name for that next edition 
when you wake at 10am, and the first thing you see is this
A good way to wake up
Gud boi

General Kenobi!
hello
There
general
Kenobi
You
someone called?
:0

no come back

now you can leave

woops
π₯
Hi here
hewo
Yo
it π ±οΈ ypnos

MFW Hypnos looks at me with nectar in his eyes
yall good?
I meant tatz' :bypnos: emote looks like he has nectar bottles over his eyes. Or they could be orange glasses
Ik i was jk bcs im called hypnos
iunno 
you tell me
Yes, yes you are good.
lets not continue π
that would probably be best
Bet better best
I love my cats
Awwwww
Awwwww whats his name
Help him
supergiant fans good
Cuddly
They are the worst
Yeah those guys suck
Except for those with Pokemon pfp
π€ ?
Hades is ze way to go
please don't bypass the profanity filter--the mods frown upon that
Oh well
yes
I just napped through dinner
that's a nice sombrero
tacocat <> tacocat
10/10 would give belly rubs
it's a trap
no it's not
oh hyuck yeah I love armadillos with bowler hats
I was about to ask why would your π± have a hat.
Then I realized I should be asking why would your π± not have a hat
we had puss in boots, get ready for cat in hat.
in the jack in the box drive through someone saw my shade sticker i got from purchasing the soundtrack and yelled "hey ! i like your hades sticker!" and it was so great, if ur out there,, thank u
So many cats omg
sooooooo
I found out that
there's a bird nest
on my roof
pics come in sooner or later
What? He gonna rip and tear the birds?
π¦
wait nooooo

Resident nice
the what now
he posted a huge apology on pastebin
who?
Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time.
dream
dream stans are breaking down

yeah, but
why would other people have a mental breakdown because someone cheated... in minecraft of all things?
you have no idea about the dream stans
they go haywire about anything about dream
yeah exactly - what are those stans or whatever
kinda on topic
few weeks ago there's been a controversy in the trackmania community
turns out that top 3 record holders for most of trackmania games have been cheating in multiple games... for almost a decade
hundreds upon hundreds of record runs achieved using cheats
all of that came out at the same time
π
honestly the apology doesn't read as completely genuine
you can't "accidentally" cheat, especially in something like minecraft
throwing the src mods and the harvard professor under the bus doesn't help matters either
what is a armadillo and what is a bowler hat
oh epic
nice
the only reason i know about the existence of an armadillo is because of that one ben 10 alien
armadrillo
or sumn
Its all just 9 yr old fanboys bumming abt on youtube
Disney+ just become available to my country, what should I watch besides Falcon and Wandavision?
netflix
yeah netflix is a good show
Alrighty then
Mandalorian, SW Bad Batch, SW Clone Wars
so star wars, star wars and star wars
And also Expedition Mars: Spirit & Opportunity - amazing documentary, feels like a movie though
Yup :D
hello
no thats from the mandalorian
π
Omg its set five yrs after the events of the return of the jedi
It literally has so many links to star wars
You cant even deny it
hmmm
I just know about dude in the helmet and alien microdude
if you don't like something you have the option to not interact with said thing ^_^
Hypnos would never say this
Oh well
Cant believe it
Dunker
General Kenobi
that's clearly jesus
whats a frog
whats the difference between a forg and a frog
What's speedrunning?
speedrunning is running with speed
But running is speed so ur wrong
And right
Ig
yeah i know
when running was first invented the people called it speedrunning
but now we call it running
it was named after the mario speedrunning community
one of them is an animal
the other makes living from forging fake passports and IDs
Forg is not an animal, it's a stick with spikes, that is used for eating
no thats a spoon
No its a barbaric metal rod with three to 4 prongs from ancient times
no thats a computer
Has it been used for eating?
This conversation is too intellectual for me
(fixes glasses)
only people with an iq above 420 can understand what pp man says
Drugs

nice
Don't do school, stay in drugs, kid.
I mean... you could eat water if it's in ice cubes (don't confuse with Ice Cube though) and brushing veggies before eating is advisable (not with toothbrush tho). Only drinking teeth... nope.
That could be schizophrenia might wanna get it checked out
Probably
let's have a bit more tact and not make jokes about mental illnesses
I live alone so normally I sleep with no pants. Today I woke up with my pants on.
What does this mean? 
someone I used to know went to bed drunk with no socks and woke up with one (1) sock
you must've pantsed yourself in your sleep
it means there's a ghost that wants you to be decent
What
Reverse you know what ig ???
That means you have an FBI agent living with you
So, I'm doing an essay on art
And found an incomplete French Revolution era Painting
And it's quite unintentionally hilarious
go on 
Like a bad photoshop
The worst photoshops lol that's hillarious
WHOAH 
is it just me, or is that guy at the top doing the
you know...
- cough *
||salute|| ?
oh boi 
The guy in the center (almost invisible) is holding the first french constitution
The other are MARVELING on the document
the one with painted head
yeah
he is totally doing the thing tho 
well - it's a WIP
it's a pre-alpha
just release it at $60 and fix it in post, no biggie
Why no pants though

Anyhow, even back then procrastinating was a problem
that was a reference actually, but ok
oh so THAT'S what the green in the pride flag meant
You are correct
Next year
Waluigi month starts the day a waluigi game is released
2022 will be Waluigi year
is that what the purple in the pride flag means
No, that's the thief bunny
Nabbit
The real year of Luigi is 2401
Waluigi is the purple in the bi flag
oh, right, of course
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Best wishes,
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wah!!!!!!!!!
Is there more official merch from Hades than the one on supergiant games website?
I found a lot on "redbubbles" but i am not sure if that money will compliment the developers. @umbrella#6169
i read that "more official" as in...
merch that's more official than just official
and i was like "how more official can it get than merch bought at the official dev page?"
so there's official merch
more official merch
and the most official of them all merch
@royal relic isnt it obvious what i mean? XD
oh it is
i just need more coffee 
Go for it :)
Here
@hearty jewel I know the webside lol
This all supports the developers
Obviouslyπ
hello :)


redbubble money does not go to the developer
coming to help me draw
Lets gooooo
π€
thats an amazing gif
Most certainly π
Could you imagine if thats how that went down LMAO
@blissful charm thanks.
https://youtu.be/_JW_5aB5x9U serotonin
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literally blocking you rn
i will reinstall hades to maintain equilibrium
This implies that you uninstalled it before.
Guards, take him to pits of Tartarus.
...THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
Voice acting by Wes Johnson - THE voice of Oblivion
DAMN IT THEY KNOW
hello
Me, still awake at almost 3:30 am: Morning ;-;
BLASPHEMY
you'll never take me alive
what
bot
come on
i just wanted to post a gif
hang on let me see
ok this will do
i wanted to post a different gif but apparently there was a bad word in the link...
in a link to a giphy gif which discord won't even display so i don't even know what kind of bad word was there


well i wanted to post a different one but the bot wouldn't let me because there was a bad word in the link...
apparently 
i mean @bronze lintel
look at this
see?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S THE WORD
NO ONE CAN SEE IT! 
it was the exact same gif but without the flashing helmet 
Whats the gif called
Pls
Ik its doom slayer
@royal relic pls
Ik u reacted
Ur online
Pls just tell me
Kek
Nvm
Bruh
Yup
Really? I can't see him
You can only see him if you have an IQ of 420
I have an IQ of 7 and I can see him. I think I have news for you.
oh no
man...
if i were some sort of army officer back in the nineties and early 2000s i would order my troops to carpet bomb those sets every single day just to give it some texture and prevent them from using greenscreen
but that obviously didn't happen and now look where we are

BOMB IT!
and burn that greenscreen and use the rubble as a backdrop
that would make those sets look more believable
Yes, the thought for V-sync is to match your fps with your monitor's refresh rate to limit screen tearing.
Not a problem. Are you playing Hades through steam or EGS?
steam
You can enable the fps counter in the steam overlay
oh neat how?
shift-tab while in game to pull up the steam overlay. Settings at the bottom of the screen. In Game tab on right. FPS counter.
find it?
nice
π¦
man - i love Gianni
dude went from making dumb little youtube videos with funny voices to being a full blown voice actor in a span of just few years
super talented fella
mhm
and he's the voice of gabriel from ultrakill 
looked that up and still dunno who that is
it's an FPS
it's fast, it's hard, it's loud
and you literally have to bathe in blood of your enemies to regain health...
and you have to do that A LOT
i can't wait for the full game to come out 
https://youtu.be/4n2eNqGRJtU
Grinded 20+ hours for this video. Absolutely worth it
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DOOM but it looks 64bit

it's official
time has no meaning and we're back in the nineties again
shooters are doom clones now according to a lot of people
no - it's nothing like doom
and that "64bit" is wrong too in so many ways 

yeah but... why?
that's what always makes me go 

hello there
Anybody else received a message about a bowie knife regarding the dead cells discord server for CS GO? xD
Yeah I was gonna do the same but out of instinct deleted the message from my DMs
So
No proof
:<
Got a scam message from the Dead Cells server, but the user is also in this server
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/329404976696786944/851434030167490570/Screenshot_2021-06-07_at_14.13.18.png
<@&456908176877551658>
User discord tag galan66#2508
please dm either myself or one of the other moderators
in future
However... Thank you for the report, @gloomy lichen! All taken care of :)
@gloomy lichen I'm part of the Dead Cells server, and I don't have the DC server in common with him
They were already kicked from that server
That goes for anyone who recieves a scam message like the above or the usual "I reported your account on Steam" message - screenshot it and send it to one of the moderators and we'll get the issue sorted. Of course, don't click any links they give you, either!
BOMB IT! 
Glad he got flushed out haha
waw still happening
Unfortunately bots are a plague that will never leave online platformsβ but the mod team is always here to help flush them out and keep our space clean of them!
im so hype
a good sandwich is good
these kind of pics at 0:15 am can be considered a crime, tbh
but i guess, timezones give excuse from liability
i should take more pics of my sandwiches
its so hot here and my ac is busted and im just sweating like a deprived meth addict
sandwich looks good tho
Why does that dolphin like to eat trees?
obviously that's a Bandicoot eating the Grand Canyon
No, bandicoots are blue and have spiky hair and often wear red shoes and can run very fast
They also collect rings and like to roll into balls
no, those are Elk
Bandicoots wear red hats, jump on turtles, and destroy cities through rigorous methods of torture
No, elk are spicy lizards
really?
Yeah
They only appear at night time in Australia
But they only appear if a bandicoot has destroyed 7 or more cities
oh so THAT'S why Elk rates are higher
Yup
I've always wondered what those were about
I thought it was because the Moon God decided to nuke a continent
what a bunch of meanies
Yeah
No, but that's what caused radioactive birds to show up
those things stole my gold doubloons I buried in the backyard
Same
but I don't have the golden spoon to fend them off
they also found the body I was hiding in my basement
all the self respecting people keep the bodies in the living room
VERY rude
But I recently gave one of them 337,017 tree saplings and they stopped showing up
I guess you don't actually need a golden spoon
I was gonna do that
But they said that I need to get 69 more bottles of spicy milk
But that stuff is hard to craft
I don't even know what they are gonna do with all that spicy milk
Wait what's a shotgun
it's like if you took a gun and made it shoot guns
I got my spicy milk by robbing a wizard while he was peeing in the bushes
and those guns shot bullets
and those bullets shoot guns
and those guns shoot water
because they're water pistols
aw man
So it's like a toilet?
I'd do that but The Wizard gave me 3 beans so I'd feel bad about that
He only gave me 1
it's like a toilet, but if toilets shot guns
Oh nice
Hey you can't say that
oh it's a religious thing
indeed it is
3 shotguns, 2 fanny packs, and 17 cheese wheels
Bruh I used all my cheese wheels to watch the Logan vs Mayweather fight
wow I bet you feel stupid about that one
should've used them to feed the orphan demons
then you would've gained a +10 Mana boost
yeah
but I guess if you were going for a luck based build, the Boxing Match isn't a bad idea
How many buckets of Legos do you need to craft a cheese wheel?
1 bucket crafts 3 wheels
Nice
I have 2 buckets of Legos so that means I'm gonna have 35 cheese wheels
Let's go!
man I need more LEGOs
I got my Legos from robbing the wizard again
But he is selling 1 bucket for 100 bottles of spicy milk
This is a private meeting
this is a public meeting space
we're talking startegy on how to beat the Troll that lives in the ruins of New York City
now if you'll excuse me I have to go grind out my Pepper Level
Lol imagine having to grind your pepper level
well ashctually it's a privately owned platform
and yet we are all here
Who is ashctually?
ive got a question if anyone knows, i have given thanatos a minimum of 4 or 5 nectars and i try to give him more but he either issapears right after the chamber or he shows up at the house but hes talking to someone
does anyone know how i can talk to him
check in #h1-discussion, but for a quick tip, itβs most likely rng and the most you can do is keep playing
ah cool thank you
I have 3 project s fie on Friday all of which I havenβt started plus a test tmrw
best of luck, wishing you quick work and good vibes 
good luck!
It was 8 AM, I got evening shift so was thinking to YT and sleep again. My bro barged into my room and proceeded to sleep on my bed.
I didn't mind
until he eventually went into deep sleep
and his snore
was loud
as a good bro that I am
I recorded it

no idea what I'm gonna do with it
prob upload it somewhere
idk
xD
instant billion views, no downsides
hello
there
BOMB IT! 
bomb the set, burn that greenscreen and record the scene again 
general
||You are awesome||
no im not
Yeah
What in the world do you mean?
you said that im awesome but im not
lmao, sure
/s
You can ether keep lying to yourself or start having some self confidence, for frick's sake!
no
idk
If you're trying to be a good person, then you are
That's the truth
Are you trying to be a good person?
Yes
Haveπsomeπselfπconfidence
no
Yes
ok
He just wants to go about his day not being pressured into being a good awesome person. I say let him be.
Maybe?
The early bird gets the early worm.
The early worm gets eaten.
It's important not to give the same advice to everyone. Maybe he's the worm, not the bird.
if you're about to do something awful, maybe to yourself as well, and if the doubt and fear are the only things that stops you
then.. self-confidence is dangerous
im not even joking
Lol you are good
Dude just wanted to say something nice and got piled on
You are fine
I was half joking anyhow
don't want to blame anybody in anything, just personal experience
thoughts on the topic
what kinda philosophy is this
T-shirt philosophy

guys to whom do i report scams
dm me with a screenshot and the username of the scammer, please!
he sit like a people

he sits like a goblin
What's a goblin
a Goblin is kind of like a block of cheese but if it EXPLODED
Oh nice
nature is wonderful
No

π³ π΄
Hey nice car
Can I get one of those?
π³ π΄
@umbral dome soda is more artificial then natural based on Ingredients afaik
aaaa
Syrups, added sugars, caffeine
so ketchup is a soda
Ketchup is a smoothie
Berry juice even
This
it has added sugar tho
So does some juices
But ketchup doesnβt have bubbles
Itβs not carbonated
Wait is milk cow juice?
Possibly
:bigbrain:
Almond juice is called milk after all
So is water earth juice?
You do that to the soy bean & oats too
Our water is often from ice so
Ice juice?

Nice
What is juice juice then?
The bits that were left after squeezing are excluded
So juice juice is a juice but less juicy
Juice^2
Ok, bai
Good for him

@hearty jewel remember rule two, please. no swearing
it's also not really an appropriate topic for the server
love the icon babs
thanks :3 my friend drew it for me
it's cute
thanks! i'll send the msg their way
morn, angery gaemery dude
today im angery at doom

nah - i'm angry at doom
as in - it's code
or rather - gzdoom - the sourceport
nah mate - this is unacceptable
this ain't ubisoft, we have standards here
welp good luck on that front
My favorite chat
BOMB IT!
under my rule i would order troops to bomb every single movie set that features green screens
we would have better movies, better props, more work places for artists and our troops would have better training with real targets while saving money
Did he stutter?
So you brought a pirate to my pirate mock trial on my pirate ship with my pirate lawyer and my pirate defense on my pirate ship-
https://www.instagram.com/p/CP3qC5XDZdt/?utm_medium=copy_link
Lying on the floor with my cat and she turns to me like this
aw pretty lady
Ugh, I feel ya, our apartment has obligatory sauna function - it gets as hot as 29Β°C and humidity as low as 25%, while outside it's not even that hot (26Β°C).
ITS 93F

or 34C for the normal people out there
it's like having another person sitting skin to skin with you everywhere
Not cool :/
quite literally
make it 60 and we can talk
Summer is not nice when sun is trying to kill you
it was six degrees celsius this morning π₯Ά the things I go through to get to the gym
an arctic blast has travelled up from antarctica and the snow came a week early because of it
Where do you live for Artic blast to be a problem?
surely southern half of the globe
or it's a really long blast
Hi
It's almost 6 in the morninf
Had a nightmare where I got chased by an orca
Damn they swim fast
At least in my dream
That
I have no idea
Maybe cause it has Killer in it
My brain just went "oooh, killer, bad"
orca counters shark
So erm have people heard about this Samsung girl?
Well you know how it is with ads
I have never seen her outside of memes
π
and I would like to add that I count myself lucky for that
i mean it's just another cute girl on the internet
or whatever twitter fancies at the moment
remember the giant RE lady?
yeah me neither
Lady Dimitrescu
yea i remember dimitrescu
Man, Disney+ is still doing episodic releases for their shows
Disney is not being a 2020 streaming service here 
wait what
Loki is still E1, no E2 yet
ah, yeah
is this not what every other streaming service does?
I just wait for the new episodes anyways
ah
well
that sucks
tbh I'm not really that invested in all the MCU shows
so it's just a thing for me
The case for me, well, I live in a house with my family, and when someone watches something, everyone watches it lmao
Iβd be grinding on D3 all day long if my sister didnβt opened up Loki and instead watches her usual Korean dramas
So what happens was, we were watching Loki, and then it abruptly ends. So back to the Korean shows they go 
live alone
eldest kid
feels good man
mornin' 
morn, my dude

mad at video games again, are we?
not yet
unless someone starts justifying corporate greed and defending genre stagnation while others celebrate anti-consumer tactics in a 70 dollar game 
nah jk
just chilling with coffee and some top gear 

love them
oh boi
you've got a lot of catching up to do
it's hands down the best tv show ever made
you totally can
nooooooo
nice
Hopefully I'll get my Soros buck soon
last day of school today












