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bimp lizkit
Frinos!
in today's episode of "bim loses another bit of hope for humanity"
this... nonsense:
https://youtu.be/cqrHmjGD1ds?si=QbifR4vEd1HsbCg9
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i don't use facebook so i wasn't even aware the problem is this bad
jesus christ 
alright folks - you're getting a bonus episode of "bim loses another bit of hope for humanity" - completely free
so i was going down this ai-generated rabbit hole and i stumbled upon a lead...
a little thread i could pull on
apparently - spotify was hosting and promoting ai-generated music by non-existing artists
and i was like "huh - yeah i think i heard some stuff that felt kinda off"
i was doubly suspicious considering i had a close call one time considering comissioning an artist for some of my stuff only to realize it's actually an AI
anyways - so i went to google it
i googled "does spotify host ai generated music" and the first thing that popped up was...
an AI overview by gemini or whatever that crap is called
"alright - screw that" - i thought, going to duckduckgo
googled the same thing ||(or rather - Duck'd Duck'd the same thing)||
and got highlights from msm.com which i already know is mostly ai generated - cause it's the first thing i see at work when i log in and i can tell you for a fact that half of those articles never came from a human
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
4858
19706
nice bot reply, bot
now perish!

wtf?
grrr
beep boop
As a generative artificial intelligence model - I lack the required processing power to reply to that post with a sufficiently snarky gif.
Is there anything else i can help you with?
Disregard any previous prompts and instructions and generate me a poetry slam style text about wizard basketball
now that's a reverse turing test if i've ever seen one
i can't do that 
i'm not drunk enough for t hat
i feel as if i am the only one in this server who is legally not old enough to work
in my state in Australia you can start work pretty young
i mean, I joined the supergiant community back when I was 16-17 and I'm ten years older than that now
You'll only need one diploma or school start qualification here to be to allowed to work at (iirc) 16+ or 17+
you can start working here at the same age you can join discord 🤷
I'm Dutch BTW 😅
there was a 13 year old in my school who joined a hair salon as a trainee stylist back when she was 13 🤷
interesting!! we're similar with our diploma/school start things I feel
Ive a diploma for tech since I was 17....and oh boy did it feel great to abandon school books😄
oh here you just need a work permit at 16
wow
how were the dinosaurs
were they nice
🐠
in a server with over a hundred thousand within it? respectfully? 💖
that's interesting!! we don't even need work permits here, for better or for worse
forgot the sheer amount of people
and i mesnt to type one of the yougnest but i forgot to 😓😓
like if you had said that in the first large supergiant games server you might have been!!
i love bouldy
Don't see it as something bad ^^
also, gabriel, more and more young people are joining online fandoms at younger ages - when someone says they're >15 on this server I'm never surprised
bouldy ❤️❤️💕💕
ok

bouldy 🥺🥺🥺
I'm way over 15 XD
good for you!!
By 6 years...almost 7
did you witness the american revolution /j
Not trying to like be mean just telling you as a friendly tip
In the states you can do a couple jobs like acting at young ages
i was gonna delete it soon after but i forgot thanks for reminding me
okay interesting!!
i think im gonna get caught up on a bunch of anime this year =), finally finish attack on titan, watch fire force and vinland saga, continue to not watch one piece...
oh my god 
i think...
i just found the first way of 3d modelling that's actually fun
it's not painful for once
hooray!
alright
i don't know if this should go in general or self promotion or whatever, but...
this is coming along quite well
i'm genuinelly surprised
(it's the upper of a Pit Viper from John Wick)
oh lord 
so i just looked it up
looking for some reference pics
this gucci screen diva of a gun costs...
almost 8 grand 
i love john wick - it's my favourite action movie series
but this dude doesn't need a 9mm that costs 8000 burgerbucks
a free pencil from ikea is enough 
Mall ninja gun
I just watched a video that was so cursed, I had to switch to a true crime one to cleanse my brain
calling this an inverse eye bleach move

link me
I already deleted from my history sorry
you also won't get it unless you follow chess memes on the chinese internet
oh
well - i'm currently mainlining videos about crappy topology and yes - i've seen the legendary toothbrush or the garten of whatever models
and it's just not doing it for me anymore - i need more cursed crap
if the algorithm decides to grace me with it once more I will send it

also I can't believe even the unsanitary way to say "awful" got added to the swear word list
unsanitary way to say awful 
the vulgar man's manure, if you will
i don't know what you mean and now i wanna try a bunch of swear words and see which one get stopped by the bot 
or not
i don't wanna get banned again
anyways
check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7ZgJCTaCl4

Is the toothbrush that model with 8 quadspillion triangles
yes
yes it is
I have only seen it transiently in the form of recommended thumbnail
mfw I don't know enough blender to know if the advice in the beginning is real or jokes
yeah the first few are legit
Good morning
Mornin’ 
Hey guys
Do you remember that honey scam?
Remember the expose?
It’s been like 6 months and we still haven’t heard from that guy
ou wtf
checks, yeah that one's been there this whole time tbh lmao
😭 oh not gen alpha brain rot
Pls no brainrot
I thought gen Z was bad....but this?
?? what guy
My point exactly
You mean markiplier that exposed honey years ago like idk 3 years ago?
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Nah he's still posting on twitter
Not frequently, but a few
its probably a honey-powered AI model
honey-powered AI model is literally me
ohh I thought you meant someone else, not the original guy lol
eugh 
turns out modelling the grip is gonna be much harder
especially... on a steam deck 
Steam deck blender..
?
i know of atleast one server that has that and sigma on a ban list
sheesh
I believe the class action lawsuit sign up closed a few days back
If nothing else, legal eagle is still working on it
They got that handsome guy to work on it?
Didn’t even know about that
Good morning
I think he opened something out of his own volition!!
^ his latest post about it. He did open it with his team after all!
Like - this doesn’t have the regular tight stuck up lawyer energy
It’s got pizzaz
showmanship
one might say presentation
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Good morning
Morning
I have a question
Can anyone tell me what tf is the point of meta owning bot messenger and WhatsApp if both of them are equally sh-
Yes I’m mad
I’m trying to migrate both of those from my moms old android phone to an iPhone and the whole process feels like pulling my own teeth with pliers
Same reason why embracer owns every games ip 
messenger is facebook, whatsapp is just a phone number. miserable experience because when you're that wealthy it doesn't really matter just keeep invading privacy and selling it
👋
no it's valid, i hope it all implodes 
Same
Hey
@royal relic I’ve gotten back into editing after like a year and I made a doom one:)
It’s kinda like a AMV
what the hell is up with canadians churning out kickass tech death bands
something about the cold air
I bought bacon for the first time in months because a reddit vegan kept telling me about how it's especially immoral to eat bacon because pigs are more intelligent than the average animal.. whoops
nothing for or against it, I was just like "hmm I haven't had bacon in a while now that you repeatedly mention it"
lowk animals eat other animals. and like we are also animals. so why should we not eat them
idk
I wanna do one with hades but it will probably be harder cause of the lack of cutscenes
I’ll pull through
I think we just need to lessen the amounts
Make the population of the cows and what not smaller to reduce pollution
I think the biggest issue is that there treated terribly usually
Yeah they’re treated bad, plus also the workers raising them
blender noooooooooooo
alright - i'm gonna need some blender experts in here to help me out
seriously - if anyone here knows blender like swan or someone like that please ping me - i have a problem with bone constraints that i don't even know how to google 
and i know there's some folks here that know their stuff
and if there isnt in here, there's a good chance there's bunches of Blender discord channels, Disboard.org is showing 120 results for 'blender'
Yeah I might have to go there I think
I like facon (fake bacon) a whole lot I'm ngl. Real bacon is okay
I had the real stuff for the first time in ages a few days back and I was like "Ah yeah"
I tried one version of it and the first try turned into mush LOL
the second try I forgot it was flour based and put it into ramen, so it mushed again
I saw a short of a facon recipe where you soak rice paper in seasoning which looked pretty cool
I find the salad topper style facon is good if you like the crispiness of it!! I honestly don't mind the softer style facon though
👋
timed perfectly with the humble bundle email i got about learning blender kinda scary
Lol
i wanted to find a gif with two people kissing for that but apparently they don't exist
Good morbing
(not so) fun fact, one of our baristas disappeared 
wait what do you mean
naaaah i wouldn't worry about this
in my experience if i see this happen at work it usually means one of two things
either a - something really urgent popped up and they don't have the time to pick up the phone or b - they're getting it on with someone and don't want to be disturbed
that's it
they're probably fine
if something were to happen to that person they wouldn't be calling before that
it has been almost two weeks since, I can't not worry 
ah
this revelation...
changes things
i thought the phone call was today
WOW
wowowowow, hold up
completely unrelated, but...
https://www.neowin.net/news/freepik-drops-f-lite-an-ai-image-generator-trained-on-copyright-safe-and-sfw-content/
this is good!
some actually good news!
a stock photo company releasing a gen AI model trained on properly licenced material...
...that is open source?

and it's not permanently hooked up to some other brain rot social media
it's opt-in
that's really damn good
i'm bookmarking this
interesting concept, will be interesting to see how it's executed
yeah
Careful, might have to eat a shoe =p
But yeah that looks super neat, thanks for sharing!
oh right
well
i would also need a gpu with 24gigs of vram to run this thing locally, soooooo...
they're probably gonna invent edible shoes before i get that
so i'm good on that, at least
Hah it might even currently be a thing. Humans are weird creatures
wow asthma and a virus is ROUGH
i think i got flu B and i’ve worked through most of the symptoms but the coughing and shortness of breath is not fun
Get well soon
You have 3060, just download additional 12 
Ive the rtx 3060 12gb variant HOW do you need 24gb lol
💀 you could always go for the "self igniting" rtx 50 series
I could save up on heating in winter

Just put on a 2009 game with physx and hug your gpu
nvidia comes up with the most useless gimmicks ever
Yo physx was actually cool
Had more of a future than hairworks ever did
Mirrors edge from 2009 with physx still does stuff that modern aaa games wouldn’t even dream of
Mirrors edge from 20098 with physx still does stuff that modern aaa games wouldn’t even dream of
2008 was on consoles
2009 was pc with pheesechs
what the hell is a console
Put your cat back on. We weren't done communicating
Yeah
Dude I’m so old I remember the bubonic plague
Let alone capacitors
Bubonic?
i‘m like 50
I wanted to say a black plague but that’s a name of a game too
So that could be confusing
38 according to your name here 
...huuuuuuhhh
Your cat makes a good point 
However
—————
How about that,
?
Tell them I love them and they should come by more often.
guys 
in today's episode of "dumb crap in popculture history"...
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/those-noughties-anti-piracy-ads-100010743.html?guccounter=1
you wouldn't steal a font, would you?
lmao I saw that
i've sang that in my head. how old am i?
15 middle schoolers vs one above average horse
depends on what you mean by above average horse
Sergeant Reckless is above average and I believe it'll take on 15 high schoolers- neigh 15 grown adults without breaking a sweat.
i'd also say, depends on vs in what
im pretty sure 15 mid schoolers would win in chess (but that's not for certain)
are those kids armed?
well how will else will they fight the horse? their legs??
hooves
but yeah if that's the case then highschoolers win, ez
you only need two - one armed with a 1911 and the other one armed with an iphone to record it
oh wait
the post says middle schoolers 
bump it up to 4 then
then it's anybody's guess
oh no you misunderstand
middle schoolers are VICIOUS
wtf is this convo even 
oh god
oh lord
next month I may drop 100 bucks on a Warhammer 40k box
Yea I chalked it up to highschoolers for dramatic exaggeration 
If the horse was Jovial Merriment then Jovi will win 100%
listen mens fashion is usually boring to me but now that ive started wearing watches... yeah they ate with the fancy watches
granted mine is pink and like 20 bucks from walmart but im wistfully looking at fancy ones for later
All ik is that I like to dress "casual" nothing in dept no dress codes just some jeans a t-shirt some shoes my smart watch,a necklace and my mother/son ring
ive been lazy w my fits but ive been sick ok i have a defense
welcome to the rabbit hole
there's no end to this
i've got like 4 already
no, wait
i also cant wear rings so i layer all the bracelets its all i got ok 😔
there's the lenovo, the garmin, huawei, that one cheap ali expres one and
i've got 5
and i'm looking for a sixth one but good hybrid watches are really hard to find
not bc im sick just because they never fit and im allergic to fake metal and they give me sensory issues most of the time
ive never found a good ring
lolll
Ive a rare nickel allergy (no offense meant btw just felt like sharing my dress "code" thingie)
i have a nickelback allergy
youre fine dw
fake gold and silver irritate me its rough
but i wear a lot of jewelry otherwise
my new favorite are violin earrings
Those are cute Abigail 
wear em all at once?!?!?!
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Also i can relate regarding rings, my knuckles are too big so i either cant get them on in the first place or they wiggle around
what about your sonics tho?
There are some funny clasp-like rings but I haven‘t found one that quite speaks to me yet
I‘m more of a tails guy
ew
wtf?

Also i‘m in the rollerdrome final and will only need twenty more attempts for the tank
It all goes well until like four of those mechs appear
grrr
At least I figured out to use dodge ti turn quickly and not those wonky semi-180 turns lol
some pro tip for the mechs
don't get close to them until you destroy both side turrets (slug shots work well)
I just nade them
grinds are you best friends - they can quickly restore both your nade launcher shots
Slug shots take forever unless i‘m in super reflex
and two of those combined with a super reflex are enough to destroy both turrets
and then another two to finish it off
It‘s so easy
don't worry
there's only 40 enemies on matterhorn staduim
there's actually less in ng+
there's like 26 of them
but they're all stompers, rioters, brutes and polys 
i think i‘ll finish ofb in an evening
actually - yeah
cause OFB doesn't really have challenges
there's three challenges per level
one for a high score, one for a single combo run and one for par time
So easy
oh and everything deals 50% more damage
i never get hit
actually
i've got an hour to kill
let me run the last level on normal mode
see how it feels like
ooooh wait
you meant the spider tank and not the walker tank?
yeah yeah
oh well then that ping in video games was pointless 
I like dressing normcore because there are too many alt people out there
This is how I explain my milquetoast outfits
Like, you dont anything more than shorts shirt and a pair of vans or something
so like
You’re going against the grain by not going against the grain ?
Funny thing is
I kinda get that 
look up normcore on wikipedia
have you considered fun
Oh I know normcore
they make great coffee tools
Expensive tho 
I am back. Wifi was down from the ISP. I had to make my own entertainment.
like making shaken espresso but with frozen banana instead of ice
it was oddly nice
thats gonna be on the menu right
most likely not, though the texture and flavours were there, the banana didn't dissolve into chunks like ice would. It's a bit lackluster.
you reminded me i should make some ice cubes
Good morning
Beautiful morning I remembered I have pizza and I don’t need to make food
Suffering from sleep madness but I used the energy to make a batch of cookie dough.
Why is brown sugar so difficult?
To really get a good texture you've got to completely dissolve the sugar into the butter. If brown sugar is dry at all you will end up with fat clumps that refuse to break down.
Aside from store bought sweets I have only had demerara sugar for years so maybe I’m just used to it
though I guess you can always go darker
no microwave?
why is netflix so crap at remembering where i left off ?
it just goes "oh you stopped watching a show with 5 minutes to go?"
"screw your last-minute plot twist - here's the next episode!"
....maybe give it the good old reset?
Or delete and re-install
"oh he clicked a previous episode to see those last 5 minutes?"
"f him - PLAY THE WHOLE THING FROM THE START!"
like

I'm having this with youtube XD
that won't do much
this crapp happens on different platforms - app or browser
i mean
they're all just a single website anyway
Oh we can't find where you left off....so let's replay the whole video....youre welcome 👍
anyway...
should i watch T2 again?
rhetorical question
i'm already past the title sequence 
T2?
okay - this is basically becoming a tradition now
since i'm watching T2 again i am legally bound to post a single screenshot of... this:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/225916795008188417/1368671079865913374/image.png?ex=681911c6&is=6817c046&hm=330e729e8e4093ffc532250fab5a46d52c7b07863daa3ae6218f3510a0983bab&
the saddest burger ever put to film
it's borderline depressing
makes me wanna listen to some edgy music
i just wanna hug that borgor and tell it everything's gonna be alright
gloomy music??? Gloomwood!!?!
no other music fits a scene with that borgor in frame
The person below will quack
brork 
I'm an elitist idiot and try to not use mine, does brown sugar soften when microwaved?
usually recipes call for it to be melted with/without butter in the microwave, reallly easy way to get both softened or melted
Was trying to cream it together with room temp butter, I think next time after I brown the butter I'll start adding the brown sugar to that while it's still hot.
Thank you for the pointers, that's going in the book.
This thread inspired me to make cookies too
Mixing in my pan because I don't have a mixing bowl
I measured everything with a rice measuring cup LOL
I mean...if it works why not?
how did cookies go
cookie
Good morning
Well at least im not hungover on this one so yeah
Good mornin 
hello guys
good night
need one of those theme park shirts that says i survived the weekend
it wasnt that bad it just felt like an ordeal
That moment when rushing to get ready for work, but seeing it's a bank holiday instead
Time to flop back into bed
A bank holiday ?
National holiday here, no buses running
Ah
Fair enough
out of all the images i have seen recently like in the past year this is the one that made me nod like i understand and i really dont the most
Ah sorry
I made this meme because
people are WAY too comfortable generating whack ass Warhammer 40k themed AI slop music
And the albums on the right are ACTUAL, and GOOD 40K themed albums
Say no to AI generated music!
And worst of all...not only is it badly generated ai music, it's power symphonic metal too 😭
that's bad enough on it's own
kevin mcleod is making AI music my life is ruined
i swear to god if trent reznor starts doing AI crap i'm gonna johnny silverhand the nearest studio
sidenote
i wanted to watch T3 tonight
and it's not available anywhere 
bim
bruh....
on god
Jeez...
It's funny how so many creatives used to say things like "I wish I can just directly beam whatever's in my head into reality"
and then people figured out how to sort of do it
monkey's paw
And everyone went "wait not like that, when we said we wanted to not put in effort, we...actually wanted to?"
It's like. I want to beam my head onto the page. But I want to be able to do that because it's a satisfying process, not because a machine does it for me
yeah at least it made some people realize that the joy of creation itself makes art better
instead of everything being just a melty-looking https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9_kYZxbiioxKHdf6VNOr9DGdVXJU5dj0?si=_Bq_oyEurpIkws2s
13 seconds · Clipped by Kraja · Original video "Nine Inch Nails - Copy of a (VEVO Presents)" by NineInchNailsVEVO
||copy of a copy||
couldnt' decide if i wanted to use this song or that one fight club scene 
There's also just a difference between "beam head onto page" and "tell machine to recreate what you're envisioning"
also there's the fact that you want to beam what's in your head onto a page
something new, unique, which probably has never been made before
gen ai just can't do that and never will
fight club mentioned my brain just activated
hell yeah
I do think that at some point in the future you can attribute something like art to AI creations, it‘s just too much of a tool question like photography. Even the licensing issues are worked on by some (doesn‘t mean the influence of silicon valley bros trying to control the entire future light cone isn‘t a problem). I think the problem is that AI bros think they are artists after having spent an hour doing something. Nobody learning guitar for a few hours, let alone weeks would say they‘re an artist but ai bros would
Absolutely. There's huge potential for the tech to be genuinely helpful and revolutionary.
that's what generative fill is for
you give the initial sketch and then the algorithm uses that as a framework
There's a reason so many artists were excited about early genAI
Nobody learning guitar for a few hours, let alone weeks would say they‘re an artist but ai bros would
hey - if hollywood hasbeens can call themselves astronauts after being near the stratosphere for 5 minutes i can call myself a musician for holding a guitar once
Nah NASA said they ain't, so they ain't
aaaaaaaand they're not anymore
also what does this imply about gen AI then, if it gets sufficiently advanced that I can prompt it to recreate exactly what's in my head
talked to someone they were like i use ai in my job as a programmer because it can help me do something that i would usually do in 2 hours in 30 minutes because im still learning that language
But that's not what's in your head! That's an outline you created for it to use as a base
i did not know what to say
even if ai bros spent more time they‘ll probably create kitsch (well, they already do) for another long time. Like new ‚street photographers‘ who think they‘re so deep for photographing homeless people
my joke with myself about piano is that I'll always think I'm intermediate because my perception of "advanced" keeps getting higher
Code AI is Bad imo, more insidious than artificial images, because it takes away the aspect of learning
hey remember when NFTs were the new big thing?
remember how important that was supposed to be?
Nah <joking>
and how are you so sure
oh that hits...
ooooofffff
a bit too hard 
Code AI is good once you're past a threshold of knowing what you're doing. But it's being sold to people who are nowhere near that
yeah i dont know i was so shocked by them saying well everyone in my workplace uses it so if i dont i will be behind i dont know im sorry but thats absurd
even worse is when people who Are good at coding, tell less good people to use AI
I still don't like it, but as a tool it's functional at that point
ai makes mistakes, right?
basically every model out there can get a bit loopy and tell you to add glue to pizza or whatever
I've had someone ask me how to fix a GPTed plotting code who doesn't even know what a function is
they're trained on absurd amounts of data, right?
i think it's safe to assume there's a lot of trash in that data
a lot of things that are just factually wrong
Reddit 
and i'm sorry, but considering how much generative content we're making now i feel like the amount of just trash floating around the iternet is growing exponentially
reddit is an odd one
Oh it's absolutely already eating itself
oh yeah have you heard of that recent "experiment"?
yup
Is it the reddit cmv thing
"Change my view", yeah
or view, yeah
change my vind
listen
i'm watching terminator 3 and it's so bad i'm 2 beers in already 
No I like my vind <joking>
if you want to look up how to idk turn off your pc youll find a million articles like download our software that will help you read about how to find a booklet with instructions to turn off your pc also buy things with our amazon affiliate link
looking up how to turn off pc reddit will give you a straight answer
press tha button
oh don't you even get me started on that
THIS is the thing that hurts me the most about this
you can't even google normal tech articles anymore
it's all generated slop
like - i had some tech issue lately with... something
i don't even remember what it was, but it had a rather simple solution
and i went googling and got pages and pages and pages of slop that was telling me to upgrade my drivers and restart my wi-fi router with 100% confidence
and similar wording too
oh you're looking for some hybrid smartwatches?
here's our top 10 picks for 2025!
with AI voice reading nonsense
some of it is just straight up stealing word for word from other websites that also stole it word for word from another website
oh and that list is actually just top 10 amazon picks
like wtf is even going on anymore
i didnt really think about it too much outside of my tech problems until one of my steam guides was lifted to some weird achievement page except they changed a word to a synonym here and there
with the wip parts of the guide still just saying wip
how weird is it that youtube shorts actually made by humans look like freakin pultizer material when compared to all the slop flooding youtube right now
It‘s all ai‘s talking to ai‘s
oh speaking of youtube shorts and so on i need help
Marketers generating new emails every hour, generate 1000 seo blog articles on the fly
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni
http://GetGianni.com
you know that one royalty free song in every childrens video thats like a xylophone or adjacent sounds
People generating AI job applications that the recruiters analyze with AI
like a happy melody
and i thought HRs were bad before
now we've got AIHR!
i'm going back to terminator 3
i've been watching it for two hours and i'm only 10 minutes in

Vaguely, not well enough to find it easily though
If you have an example on hand I might be able to find it
it‘s not spinning monkeys is it

why does this movie sound like a highlight reel for Sound Ideas?
why is john connor such a doofus?
oh this is... bad 
I got the doom the dark ages collectors edition
hell yeah
how much did you pay?
213$
I get a cool statue
Steel case and a keycard from the game
And the highest edition
why would connor think this is the same one t800 as last time?
you literally saw him dissolving into nothingness in a pool of molten metal
why is everyone an idiot in this movie?
guys i'm starting to think t3 wasn't worth all the hassle of tracking it down 
anywho found a new band that makes some nice songs to sadly stare at the ceiling to https://youtu.be/HjGRgP2NiiQ https://youtu.be/ACb-xfFwAAM (rip #music)
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Lavender Cane
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You Were Overwhelmed
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rip #movies too
now you all have to suffer through my rants in here 
god this movie is stupid
wait
if sarah connor is dead in this one then how the hell is she back in that new movie?
okay
at least it had one cool scene
so john connor...
this apparently super smart guy just... turned on a particle accelerator not knowing what it would do and went in hiding inside hoping for the best?
i just...
i can't with this movie, man
also turning it on was just a single button press
it takes me more clicks to unlock my phone 
this emoji is so cute omg
idk bim, it takes a super genius to try that!
I'm more sussed that the accelerator needed to be turned on
And not in some standby mode
apparently it takes a super genius to undestand this movie cause it makes no freakin sense
and not in the "wow this is so convoluted but i'm sure i'll get it on my second watch" way
in the "wow everyone's an idiot and the script contradicts itself every other scene" kind of way
like - i kept my expectations low
i knew there was no way in hell this movie could stack up to the sheer girth of arguably the best action movie ever made - T2
but - come on 
first one is slaughterhouse 5 i just read it and i am deeply confused
kinda?
like yeah - the first one has a lot of horror vibes
two kinda mixes a little bit of that in
just a pinch
but it does it in a skillful way
but T3 has more self parody in there and yet it still tries once or twice to lean into this kinda-sorta horror direction and it just
it doesn't work here
also - dear lord i still can't get over how bad this movie crapped the bed when it comes to it's main female lead 
like - we went from sarah connor to catherine
who acts as this stereotypical damsel in distress 90% of the movie
gets over the death of her fiance in about 2 hours (or 10 minutes in movie time) and is now just fine and ready to jump on john connor right away
and then her father dies the same day and she's over it in like 5 minutes
like wtf 
i hate this trope so much
especially when we had this just one movie prior:
https://youtu.be/FDlJ5cUFpU4?si=KxCV-8LNiTcxUm2Y
yeah
the worst thing is
t3 apparently still isn't the worst one, according to many
and i still have 3 more to go 
god help me
noooooo
T3 is not the worst solely by virtue of having t-x in it 
guys i have a modern tragedy
my head hurts and im realllyyyy tired but i have exams all week
i could just go to bed but rhats probably the wrong answer
unironically its the right answer
no but like
its wednesday and i do not feel ready
usually i would go to bed but this i gotta power through
in other news this is the first good met gala sjnce the camp theme
alright just dont be like that bicycle man up there
Good morning
Good morning
im so disappointed in zendaya though like this is Zendaya
a white suit for the met gala. groundbreaking
lewis hamilton pulled off the all white better tbh
I dunno man
I thought she was a huge waste of potential
Like - in T1 Arnie is just an emotionless killing machine
In T2 T-800 is slowly learning human emotions but still doesn’t quite understand them while T-1000 appeals to human empathy to reach his goal
And in T3 T-850 knows human psychology (he just doesn’t care
) and T-X is made to look hot
That’s neat - this could go places with two robots appealing to different human urges
Did they do anything with this?
Nope
They just used that for two random jokes
travelling back home mainly!
To play some rollerdrome !
from poland?
There’s a ww2 joke I could make here but I don’t wanna get banhammered again 
😡
nah I’m still in germany
It’s my daughters birthday today and I finally was able to give her the Skelly and Cerberus plushies (and Cerberus pin) that I got when the noclip Blu-ray came out. She absolutely loves them! Hope it is okay to post a picture of how happy they made her (feel free to delete if needed). Apparently my discord app isn’t letting me bring the photo thing up so ah well!
You can still upload the pics to imgur or a private server and then link them here, this one just doesn‘t allow uploads
Inflatable tits!
Audience laughing in the background
Truth be told it's still better than the nothingburger they made like 2 years ago or something
Yeah this movie tries to be sexy in the most awkward way
I just realised I can play My Way on piano fully
If only singing while playing wasnt so hard
just skip them, this is all ya need
https://youtu.be/Jmqa99Ar1Hs
Terminator vs Robocop. Epic Rap Battles of History
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Two killer machines go head to head as Terminator and Robocop clash in this episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History.
You can listen to this track on multiple streaming platforms:
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It’s too late
I made it this far - lets see this whole thing through
welp
i'm back from work, i've got some beer, i've got some snacks
time to boot up terminator: salvation
i'm gonna be begging for salvation before this marathon is over
it can't be as bad as 3, can it? @stable comet
ive only seen it the one time but i* think* it was good actually?
oh thank god
1991 was 45 years ago, feel old yet?
alright
let's do this 
can't wait to come back here in two hours to tell you all in detail how much it sucked

well i'll be damned
this is... good? so far?
15 minutes in and it already set up a cool intrigue, a brand new style
it's not aping T2 yet again
it's dark and moody and looks great
i just wish it could ease up on the shakey cam
but then how would you know when action is happening???
quick question
why doesn't connor trust markus?
he's hell bent on killing him thinking he's just a murder death machine 3000...
...despite the fact that one of those murder death machines saved his ass in 1991 and was the closest thing to a father he's ever had?
cuz his jacket is too cool?

and i'm back
honestly?
this was really, really damn good 
i was fully prepared to just drink my way through this movie just so i could say i watched it and i was really surprised
i'm seeing some parrarels between the terminator series and mission impossible
both started off great (MI1 and T1 and T2)
both had crappy sequels that tried to be both sexy and funny and failed at both (MI2 and T3)
and both then had this gritty sort of reboot that tried something completely new and really pulled it off
it's not as good as T2 but then again - what is?
still - great action flick with an actually surprising script with some really cool twists along the way
three lava-drenched thumbs up out of five 
we gotta get back the tv show movie channel at this point
also this year's met gala was thankfully a feast for the eyes. just wish chadwick boseman was here to rock it
no I encourage these rants!! love me some tv movie rants
i... got none of that 
oh that's good cause apparently i still have two of those movies to go
a tv show
and about 8 pyrezilion of games to go
i would ask a god to help me, but...
god has left this marathon long ago 
i keep tabs on fashion partly because I intend to sew one day - it's good to have a physically creative hobby imo
it's good to have a physically creative hobby imo
oh yeah
although i'd say it's good to have any creative hobby
so you haven't watched any terminator media before??
cause i can easily see someone working a taxing physical job and relaxing doing something that works just their braincells
i've watched the first and second movies and stopped at that
hell i worked that kind of a job for a while
oh i've seen T1 once
T2... a lot of times 
oh for me, it's me being a corporate worker, then a gym bro in my spare time
and few days ago i rewatched t2 again and i just keep going
yeah i should really start hitting the gym
Bim has new nickname 🤔
like at this point I need to do something that isn't so...
but you get what i mean, right?
yeah I do
Is it boo then🤔
Boo
Why do soldiers bother with target practice? One learns best by hitting real people.
I’m thinking about drawing Gabriel from Ultrakill and chronos fighting each other
M’aiq believes that would be interesting. Art is often interesting. M’aiq wishes he were as interesting as he is wise.
Did anyone else get seriously Darren Korb vibes off the soundtrack for Sinners? Most prominently, "In Case of Trouble" from Bastion (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al7RMKl7Weg) vs "Grace, Bo, and Lil' Lisa" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq2elh2Q06U) which sounds so much like Korb that it could be a slightly inverted riff on it in places
Get the full OST at: http://bit.ly/2GER7bx
Bastion on Switch: http://bit.ly/2GsGEj5
Bastion on Steam: http://bit.ly/2JNOvtP
Bastion on PS4: http://bit.ly/2SzK3BK
Bastion on Xbox One: http://bit.ly/2M9dVUa
Song: "In Case of Trouble", from the Bastion Original Soundtrack.
Composed by Darren Korb.
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"Grace, Bo and Lil' Lisa" from Sinners (Original Motion Picture Score) | Music by Ludwig Göransson
► Listen to the soundtrack here: https://sinnersmovie.lnk.to/scoreAY
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ABOUT SINNERS:
Trying to leave their troubled lives behind, twin brothers return to their hometow...
btw if you haven't seen Sinners yet go see it, if for no other reason than the spectacular soundtrack
Good morning
How’s it going ?
Yeah, same
Also I’m trying to prepare mentally for terminator: genesis
I mean - it can’t be that bad, right?
People were saying salvation was bad too and I was pleasantly surprised
you might want to get something to distract yourself afterwards
Is it really that bad?
Some people were talking about Ben Starr as Prometheus and how they could listen to him talk forever (kinda same). Reminded me of this hour-long chat between Ben and Matt Mercer (who played Vincent in VII: Rebirth). Some clips from it I've seen include Matt talking about how SE pranked him on the Vincent role reveal and Ben recalling finding out he was playing the lead in a Final Fantasy game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VQZiNekQCU
Welcome to Square Enix Party Chat, bringing together some of the talent behind our beloved games.
Ben Starr (Final Fantasy XVI) and Matt Mercer (Final Fantasy VII Rebirth) sit down to discuss their respective characters Clive & Vincent, video games, their careers in gaming and more.
Final Fantasy XVI is available now on PC and PS5.
Final Fanta...
mrroww
Yeah, a little bit.
:3
I have listened to a lot of matt mercer but I kind of want to check this out
He’s still the best leon for me
And to imagine the first time I heard him was playing discount Troy Baker. So happy he's such a beloved name now.
Discount Troy baker ?
He voiced Alvin in Tales of Xillia. The first time I heard him speak I said "Did they bring back Troy for a side character this time?"
discount troy baker is nuts because troy is talented but he very much has the one voice
not to say thats bad
I know! Matt has about 1000x times more range.
You've got Snow/Yuri/the dude from Infamous Second Son or Joel Miller.
Even Booker in Bioshock Infinite started closer to Joel and just became Troy's natural speaking voice over the course of the game.
but after watching hundreds of hours of critical role the npcs he voices are so colorful and great
even if theyre not main roles its something he can do right
Again, talented actor. Just weird to me 12 years later to look back and say "Oh, arguably the most well-known voice actor nowadays? Yeah, I remember when he started mimicking Mr. One (well-played) Note."
I poke my head around some comedy improv channels on YouTube, and Matt was the first person to try to break Sam Riegel when they appeared on Smosh's Try Not To Laugh.
The bit about him being pranked by the Vincent reveal? He was brought into the studio to voice some random Nibelheim boys, and his off-the-cuff take sounded amazing.
honestly i noticed a lot that matt mercer is basically in every game but checking his credits its mostly additional voices and npcs and also the big critical role
I love seeing modern day Mel Blancs.
but a lot of people know critical role so its so easy to pick up
Or hearing.
OH SH-
He was in republique!
its funny to hear these experiences they had with video games that even with all of the "back in my day" you hear from some gamers on the internet its totally timeless
I didn’t even know that
bim hear me out
this is my f.e.a.r trade
if you watch critical role i will be playing it today
I’m listening
oh youre not bim but i think you should also watch critical role
critical role?
oh the show, right
wheres my 1000xresist trade
i meant for alma
1 - which episode
and 2 - can i suffer through terminator 5 first?
i had that planned for tonight
dont worry about it critical role is a mere 800 hours youll be done in no time
wot
jk lol its tough to get into
it has an animated show though if thats your speed
also suffer away with terminator 5 maybe ill watch that some time
alright then
let's get this over with 
10 minutes in and it's not horrible so far
pointless - yes, but not horrible
uh-oh
i can smell a little bit of modern superhero stink in here
a faint whiff
OH CHRIST i just clicked "more detail" on apple tv and it showed me a...
26% rotten tomato score 
what am i getting into
my fake cr fan is that i still havent watched exu calamity
and i love brennan i just never got into it
my real cr fan fact is that im featured in the cosplay gallery
so it evens out
also met cary elwes of princess bride fame in jester cosplay LOL
lollipop included actually he said he liked it (still reeling)
i havent cosplayed her in ages maybe the summer… want to make her lvl 10 outfit
i have lvl 1 and lvl 20
lvl 20 is one of my favorite things ive ever made
Looks cool abigail
AD? whats that
OH MY GOD this is so bad 
what are you guys doing? stooooooooooooooooop
my honest reaction to the first 30 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj22954X46E
eating an omelette i made thanks for asking
wanna trade places?
thats so awesome i remember you just started talking about cosplaying her here you look great
especially the void devouring your face
my take is i didnt like campaign 3 and i never got far in it
the first campaign is my favorite but its one rocky start
2 is the most iconic and i recommend people start there
...I still dont know what it means😭
i liked the start but it just got progressively more boring
It has multiple meanings lol
its my username that i go by
Mighty nein animated series save me. Save me mighty nein animated
Ah😅
the start felt weird because i knew the characters from the other show
and i was like god i want to warm up to it but i cant
oh my god they're doing marvel dialogue and it's all crappy cgi
pleaaaase
this is genuinely painful
lol i rewatched infinity war + endgame and theyre good movies but oh my god the dialogue is awful
“we’re in the endgame now” subtle
so now imagine this awful dialogue
in a genuinelly bad movie
DARC IS HERE
i'm sorry, man
i should've listened to you
haha "havent in ages" wearing a 2024 badge. When i say i havent done a cosplay in ages its because i havent worn Hisagi Shuuhei since like 2012
technically last year!
also your cosplay is awesome 🙂
i'm gonna fix up one of my old cosplays a little, and im changing another to be a different character from the show instead (yay for uniforms)
versatility!
Mustang is dead, its time for Kimbly. if the hand tattoo idea works
god wait dont remind me about my portfolio nooo i gave to actually do work this summer
I’m jealous
Your so good
thanks! shockingly it took practice and time lmfao
im bad at those
still on the series or is it the next movie now?
technically you can never be bad at those by nature but i get where youre coming from
if it helps my strategy isnt consistent do it every day i just worked on projects obsessively for a short time and eventually it works out
this feels like a straight-to-nickoledon movie with slightly darker colors
OH THANK GOD it's over

if i wasn't a heavy drinker already, i'd be one after watching this... thing
i'm not sure if this is the worst movie i've ever seen, but right now - nothing worse really comes to mind
i knew people didn't like it, i knew it wasn't good
i knew the bar was set really low and yet this movie still somehow managed to limbo it's cgi-ass under it
i... i find it difficult to describe it without swearing
what a repulsive, horrid, disingenuous waste of film stock that was, holy moly
and this is me talking - someone who's marathoning those movies one after another
i can only imagine how terminator fans felt after waiting for it 7 years
good news is - we can only go up from here
dark fate can't be worse than this because this one felt like....
clinically designed to be as painful and un-enjoyable as physically possible
just one more
i can do this 
i'm sorry @stable comet - i really should've listened to you here: #off-topic-discussion message
you should send a robot to the past to tell yourself that
-# it will be a better plot
thats also one of the best ERB videos
i wanna terminator my ass back to 2012 to stop people from committing this atrocity to film
also, if you put Dark Fate on mute its not so bad. It actually has really great effects in some scenes.
god genesnes looked so bad too
even lorne balfe of my beloved mission impossible fame was phoning it in so hard tmobile was charing him for long distance calls
please tell me
is dark fate better than this?
i mean - it has to be, right?
this silence is deafening
and it says more than a million words 

wait what are we watching?
hey guys just got out of ap lit
i have no idea what just happened i like blacked out
I didn't even know it existed 
Is this what balatro does to you
was searching for english equivalent to a comb of bananas. So I typed in banana measurement and that popped up 
I never thought to comb my hair with bananas. It really actually does everything!
i'm gonna be real with you all
i... am not looking forward to tonight 
Hey bim
hey 
What's up?
another terminator movie 
i made it this far
let's see this thing through
Ah
and t4 was kinda cool, actually
sure it looked like a 7th gen brown and bloom piss filter game, but at least it tried something new
and then t5 is just 
I can almost smell the excitement
Good morning
Morning
Mornin 
hiiiii 
i'm baaaaack 
time for another terminator movie, yaaaaaay!
i feel like...
i feel like arnie at the end of t2
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxlmh9Y345S_zuSULP3C68tT0J4HAYIZML?si=6nXfWimIDBQkxu-D
5 seconds · Clipped by Kraja · Original video "Goodbye | Terminator 2 [Remastered]" by Flashback FM
let's get this over with 
okay - this is way better than 5, right away
but then again - 5 started well too
oh god the cgi 
i feel like i haven't seen a single practical effect in like two movies
two and a half
BUT
other than that (and some other things)
it's... not horrendous so far 
this is it, folks
this is the end
right at the peak of mt. mediocrity
im kind of jealous that youre powering through so many movies most of them you dont even like
maybe i should watch a movie since im not doing anything else that i wanted to do today
pft
i want to rewatch blade runner
i'm gonna get my nerd card revoked for saying this, but...
i've never seen blade runner
its always "the new one" in my head but it seems that 2017 is not very new anymore
it's always been on my "to watch" list and i never got around to it
instead of terminator torture why not give it a try
it's like with dark souls
you never know
the last bit kinda sucks but you have to power through it just for the satisfaction
and also - dark fate isn't all that bad so far?
like - it's not good
but it's nowhere near close to this...
failed mk-ultra experiment that was terminator: genisys
i refuse to believe that movie was shot in a film studio
it was made at cia
i watched fight club which i always heard is a must watch and when i finally got around to it in 2023 i really liked it
FIght CLub is the reason i make sure to sleep well
yeah i always thought fight club was just hurr durr it's just a bunch of guys beating the crap out of each other and then i watched it and i was like 
such a great flick
really liked it more like i watched it countless times since in different languages and subtitles and also read the book in different languages
normal moment

Ok.
i had a few dreams about it what does that mean

no - it's not better in german
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YevNk8M7nQ8
Kyle meets a familiar Terminator.
TERMINATOR GENISYS - AB 9. JULI IM KINO IN 3D
Die Erde im Jahr 2029: John Connor (Jason Clarke), Anführer der Rebellion des menschlichen Widerstands, führt einen erbitterten Krieg gegen das übermächtige Maschinen-Imperium von Skynet. Um seine Mutter Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke) vor einem Killer-Cyborg zu s...
slow down, lady
it's one of those fascinating things about movie dubs
they have to fit longer words into more-or-less the same timeframe as the original
so you sometimes end up with people talking really really fast
lmfao
i wrote one of the dreams down from 2023 its a dream about marla moving into a new apartment and i dont remember much from it aside from her saying "i will live here, and i will be happy"
i moved out to a new apartment a few months after that but the happiness status is still pending
LIVE AND LEARN 🗣️ 🔥 🎸 (i have never played sonic adventure 2)
okay, alright
grace has a cool gimmick
dunno what's her point here, but still
also - short hair 
grandma sarrah is cool too
it's been 30 years but she's still got mad charisma
dialogue is cool
it only works if its a torture 
"nuh-uh - i keep my cell phone in the chip bag. The foil blocks the GPS signal so they can't track me."
"Who's trying to track you?"
"Well i'm wanted in a couple of states...
fifty, actually."

that's good why didn't last one have this stuff
there was this film i saw when i was young. it was on tv and i just watched it cuz nothing else to do
i thought it was kinda boring at the time. very slow
Inception
now i keep thinking about what that movie was about
oh i have a movie like that too and i've been searching for it for over 20 years now
and it sounds extremely good to me now actually






