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Cute
I think Ender did a splendid job
I think he should be double banned then

why stop at double?
Never realized that skin existed
I really hate someone post mrshit everyday
feeeeesh
Truly washed
Unyoink
I feel so bad for the fish at the bottom
ban enough that the ban hammer leaves a permanent scorch mark on the Earth
Oof
And then throw a nuke in just for good measure
vampire cat has nice tummy

What the FUCK man
She's not even out yet and they gave her a boob job
Is it too much to ask for a little variety
IMMEDIATE BUFF LMAO
Sometimes less is more
Im a buff enjoyer
Her design would be more erotic if she was a flattie
Hmm feel like 2 different artist draw her

retrofits also fall into that category
Here I was thinking I got a new KMS that isn't another product in the assembly line of demon girls dressed black and red with the same tiddy monster proportions
I like big tits as much as the next guy okay but small tits are great too
That Super Booba Bros emote though. Lmao.
these boxes are "character style archetype"
I was just about to post about the boobflation
here's your variety

Iron Blood has
- Sharp, sometimes tight, military inspired outfits
- Freeform outfits that incorporate the red and black scheme
- Demonic style
manjuu chooses by throwing a dart and go with whatever box it decided to hit
I'm happy we got a Hippa-chan retrofit at least
hipper got a tight, boob window uniform, hipper fans are crying tears of joy
What's up buff enjoyer
We Hipper fans are kinda blessed
Hipper Muse, Hipper META
Now Hipper SSR retrofit
And she looks great

yk
it wont be a bad thing
for manjuu to add the
nurse mamagi skin
wink wink
would be a pretty awesome skin
nursemagi is real, she will heal you
Thicc submarine 
we all live on a thicc submarine

She is so thick
which submarine has the largest rigging
Even it thicker than Taco her cake
meh, still prefer this
i knew there was another reason i didnt like the skin thanks for making me realise
like why
do they need to do this all the time now
Fluvee

I like big tits as much as the next guy but #AllTitsMatter
Big tits, medium tits, small tits. Non-existent tits.
idk bro theres like 3409586540694 big tit monsters in the game
😔
theres no reason to buff characters
especially in the SAME PATCH THEY RELEASE
like wtf
You said big tits right?
lies, there's only 600
Same
boob fatigue
Something Ill never have 
Rise of the thight
will soon be on this list
now hold on buster
consistency, what is it good for
you can only go so far
nice to look at
I will call her Soy Sauce
also which ship has the biggest gap moe between her default and her skins, in your opinion
referring to Prinz Moritz
i'll call her Mori 
Memento Mori
lost 2 fleets to pause button not working 
Which skin to get next event
mamagi
mi bombo
nutritious delicious mamagi
mamagi's wide hips 
Pair her with the crazy mermaid pirate ship
I got 3 cakes for my birthday how am I supposed to finish all of these
Amagi mermaid skin my fucking bank account is cooked 💔💔💔💔💔💔
This better include a back pov of her swimming and her butt shaking ok bye
The Janus skin
What
Look like battleship thicc
It is definitely kinds funny how this game can’t respect its own base designs for release skins.
Finally, a meme of Infernal 




People when they see big boob and thicc thigh
by eating them
Ye
there will be lots of tiddy shaking and innuendo
be have many thicc DDs
Floating boobs 
Isn’t u2501 supposed to be kinda big irl tho
look how thicc this dd is
How thicc is the french sub with heavy cruiser gun ?
She has a CA gun so pretty thicc
Surcouf
jesus christ even if my phone is half volume
I can still hear sandy from across 2 rooms
True
Who are the new METAs?
omg im so excited for Admiral Hipper retrofit!
Elbe meta from event shop
Königsberg meta in cruise pass
Bristol meta new meta boss
Shipgirl chest do grow
bristol was happy man...
rah
Bristol meta fight will be very lit
Heheha
She’s totally not going to have some gimmick that nullifies the evasion stat.
the John, hello
and her light from the latern will freeze you
no evading for you
Everything go into taihou

can i share a controversial opinion
maybe
sure, ill take that as a yes
i feel like continuity errors regarding the size of the characters and their corresponding ships is making them a lot less enjoyable
and also, they could not have picked ships less boring
u-2501 is one of the most boring choices imaginable
i dont actually even play, i just share opinions based on game news
i just like complaining about stuff
Holy larp
I dont play either, im jus here for laf laf
AL larpers is real🗣️ 🔥
larp is life

i'm also AL Larper tho
i like larping
im gonna be hoenst
i have zero idea what you guys even mean by this
There's no limit to larp🗣️ 🔥
ive been called a larper for like the past year or so, and its never been specified its exact meaning
i played the game for like
4 years
and then i quit cause it just got boring
actually was it 4 or 5
Hold on gng let him larp🗣️ 🔥
what anniversary is it rn
It's fine ...some of them are busy in real life stuff you know 
So why are you even here then? Want to write bs go on X 
im here cause i like being disappointed
It's Independence day
and also motivation to probably go start my own manga once im bothered
go contact some historians probably and make something out of boredom
Look of at the state of politics. Should be plenty 😂
These nuts
Squirrel 🐿️
Yes? 😏
Rats with pretty privilege
i really do like hood
I really like Seattle.
and i like hood's designs overall
Everyone should really like Seattle.
Keep you larping streak
@carmine yew
Hi i didn't watch the live because of my exams, can i ask if what date is the UR event?
Next wed/thu depending on timezone, so the 21st
21th I think
math exam on that day, lovely
Thank you
balls
something something
originality is gone smth smth
idk man im just the local larper according to al general
Tashkent!
dor

let's larp

Still flat :3
IJN Amagi - Camry TRD - 100 568 844
IJN Musashi - C63 S Coupe - 638 254 975
KMS Z11 - LC500 -124 434 809
Forza Horizon 6 Cars and Their codes to use them for yourself.
Z11 pat
spee
2501 skin has very nice ass 
umapyoi
i saw some dude posting the Taihou Porsche GT3 RS skin (the one Hammond drove)
H
there's also a bunch of JP/Anime songs ingame if you switch to the JP radio
i cant afford the xbox gamepass, seems like ill have to wait a bit for forza 6 :C

If azur lane is your power, what are you without it
They're called itashas
I think I like this one too much
Maybe we'll get more AL ones soon
Personally I want to see Stella Sora ones.
A nice game I sometimes play
Pretty sure you can search for it in Google, they're some decent ones. Some in sport bikes
These are in Forza Horizon 6 atm
the game comes out officially in 2 days if you didnt buy early
but the guy hasnt uploaded it as a public livery yet
Admittedly I might pick up FH6 like I did FH4
And might reach out for a specific livery.
I see
📑 Translated from Japanese
【Costume】 Loan: Ebullience of Black and Navy "Is this a swimsuit? Oh, did I tear this thinking the Commander might like it? ...What do you think? Doesn't this suit me in its own way...? ♥" After the next maintenance, "Loan" costume Planned for implementation with additional voice lines! #AzurLane
Original text
【着せ替え】
︀︀ローン 黒と紺の昂ぶり
︀︀「水着ですか?ああ、これは指揮官が気に入ってくれるかもと思って破いてみたのですか?…どうですか?これはこれで私に似合ってると…思いませんか?♥」
︀︀
︀︀次回メンテ後、「ローン」着せ替え
︀︀追加ボイスあり仕様で実装予定!
︀︀#アズールレーン
Mamagi's history of being bold since her return 
roon
I can fix roon
I move with this question on #al-lore and #history. It fits a bit better there.
Is this a L2D or dynamic?
neither
?
its static
Lowk forgot what that means
Finally
it no move
Ohhh alr
I am inspired to build a Kettenkrad
Another one joins Decade
@quasi nebula you going for the new UR event?
obviously
retroflat 🤣
How much cubes you got
around 2000+ on main and 1200+ on alt iirc
would gladly donate to you if I could 
btw, how are you doing, brother? 
I can almost get the new UR guaranteed
Doing good brother hbu?
It’ll be 172 soon
good to hear 
and same
I just need to do hard missions
Hell yeah

did not expect sudden ping on ALO main chat ngl
Official?
Ye
I’ll 100% always ping you ever now and then
Aight no wonder the art of the skin was made so quickly
XD
400 for straight pity bud
Oh wait 200 is only for reruns I think
Oi, don't ruin his mood /s
Spiderman???
Spidergador
Always knew this day would happen
why aren't they T-posing to show Supremacy
Suggestion: make Bob Semple tank but with modern looks and weapons 
So just a box
but modern looking box /s
leopard 2a8 
Is that 37mm or 45mm?
56.6mm
Thats good
Yeah
Not using imperial or metric system
It's a 0.03 Metro gun
Upgunned to 75mm short barrel?
85mm
88?
Aww, I was about to suggest the T55E1 man
I would love to
you know me too well
@real iron you aint gonna flash me the MIB style?
If I know too much
dunno the MIB style
Men in Black
Yes
yummy roon skin
Right, Neuralyzer is the device name
ye sum like that
so tall
sir this is boat game general, not tank general
Its military, they dont discriminate
Oh yeah, I need this
I need to see the Sanrui skin
Stfu Hoff
stfu Hoff
Stfu Hoff
fake horse trainer
I love big boobs
You spin me right round baby right round
the doohickey
Is that the horse powered train?
Horse powered tractor
43 horsepower
That’s a lot of horses
yes
At least more than 5
Her thighs got buffed
Her face looks.... Ahem
This drunkie skin yes?
yes but uncensored
such an authentic intense licking 
@devout bough is this Saint Louis?
`yes

Lou Lou is getting an L2D

good sign that yostar start to laid theirs eyes on french girl expect Alsace and mog
trueeeee
But still no oath skin
she yo on my star till i expect
Now i just need Richelieu oath
Iris still only have 2 oath skins
that's ridiculous
Saint Louis oath skin when
pig
how little ammo do I need to carry in my french ships to hide the top ammo layer
Which st
For Dunk and Richie it's half, the rest not worth it
If you want to anyways, half usually is the number
The French/Catholic one
mhmm 2027
-# hopefully
But Mog still gets new skin 
We usually differentiate them by calling the Eagle one St. Louis and the French one Saint Louis
Can wait, just don't 2077
They missed me
We gotta stop mog from moggin
While checking out thr new skins this happened
I wouldn't trust anything by akashi
Crazy
yeah that
US Louis and FR Louis type shi
that's a known bug
Nah keep mogging till she breaks 
I think there's a bug on your screen but I'm not sure
Saint Louis mogs St. Louis
find Raid or something
Known bug and they haven't fixed it yet
did you use window in window mode
atp the commander might break first
Though I don't like the person they were named after
No im just scrolling through the skin shop
What about Louisville?
much better
Naaaah
She's going to dry you up
Fih
Mmmm lady Lou
Fih
My favourite Eagle Union ship
Is she a fish or a fox?
Dafuq
I was trying to figure who that was 
Daiwa scarlet
From the horse game
Maan we fuckin everything
From ships to horse to guns
To even historical figures
Crazy
God I love being alive in this day and age
I love these three
Im waiting for a cockfighting game where you fight with chicken girls or somethin

Why Kearsarge got a tail?
It's Kizu
That's not kearsarge twin
Kizu is so cute
cute tank
What happened
spronk
She looks like Kearsarge what the fah
Bjumo Zirka 
spronk
Planes too


frr
Fat
The weight seem wrong tho 
Wdym planes cuh
Eboracum II
Descriptio Navis
Navis aëroplanorum classis Essex – Yorktown II, numerus carinae CV-10.
Introductio Sui Ipsius
Ego sum Pugnatrix resurrecta, navis aëria classis Essex, Eboracensis. ...Hehehe, re vera adhuc eadem Eboracensis sum quam semper cognovisti. Ut mihi liceat cum amicis meis in hac nova forma pugnare, tu tam mirabilis es quam semper, Imperator. Hehehe.
Acquisitio
Altera navis classis Essexiae, "The Fighting Lady" Yorktown, ad latus tuum rediit. Etiam obscurissima nox semper cedere debet splendenti aurorae felicitatis. Dux, simul in futurum ingrediamur!
Banned
How did you see kearsarge
Bro, I just sent Yorktown II's quotes in Latin
Banned
WHY SHOULD I BANNED?
this gotta be fake
White haired, purple eyes
did you read the rules?
Well
cakes
Very different from the other picture I’d say
I did, WHAT RULE DOES IT STATE LATIN IS BANNED??
Kizu has more similarities to Shimakaze than Kearsarge
Please, state the rule in which translation is banned?
It’s not like you’ll actually get banned I mean your still here
it is literally in the very first post, english only
Cause I'm actually curious
rule 5
It's a translation for fun
doesn't matter
It's real, from a game named Ash Arms where you can play tank girls too
First thing to see opening this server after more than 260 days...
I could also start speaking a different language "for fun"
always a good thing
HERE, I TRANSLATED EVERY SAKURAN SHIPGIRLS' NAME TO ENGLISH
Perhaps
Now everything is English. Happy now??
I love my wife, Egg
Tbh no one would actually ban you for posting Latin once, but your caps are so annoying that I think you should be muted anyways
Even our daughter "Death"
(mutsu's name means death in some language)
Your welcome
Youure
I didn't say thank you— ...yet
Unzen somehow means ounces
Wait I need to snatch that kurumi pfp real quick..
Nice pfp
When i can give it
Kii's name is just "No"

Hopefully it not for goonin material 
It’s a nice pfp
the only thing is no global access
Kancolle twin
I wonder if 2B will get a skin too
of course she will, how else are they going to make money off the collab?
2B, A2, and who? 
probably just them, but there are some side characters they could add
This looks like nikke
Oh wait because it is
It is
Just the two
2B taking out a rifle when she has a robot with an automatic railgun right there
horrifying
Commander white
would
nt
I've been summoned by German ships and culture people
1B? Lol
in the actual game you can have 2B blow off most of her clothes, then regenerate to full health and just have her walk around like that
Nah thar is 6B
I'm rolling rn
they're not that dumb and it would go against game canon, S models are male
Morgan..
Bro when's Slow Ahead s2 getting released
all of the actual combat models are female
Mate when's AL2
Hopefully never
What is a Cl8?
too bad
tomorrow
🥀
In Soulcalibur 6, 2B literally strangles the enemy as she's blowing herself up. 
I have spent too much on skins and never want to change phones
Cross wave 
Here goes my wallet...
Azur lane Endfield
that's more like crossover
I've had this phone for the past 6 years, and I'm not buying a new one because of "Hypothetical" requirements for AL2
@ionic gulch Skibidi toilet rage + Sigma aura +1000 + Troll face stare + those who know☠️ 💀
Overcross crosswave crossover what even it is
Cross
I'm already fine with AL1, we don't need AL2
that's it
Azur Lane ||Part 2||
Imagine if the main anime got s2
there will never be an AL2, that would be the absolute best way to kill AL completely
True
More Enty and Bel lesb moments ig
Yk fuck it, you are my friend

We would never have AL2 my man?

Why was Enty and Bel getting shipped in the anime
It'd be better if it was North Carol instead
Would azur Lane be better with the anime art style or not for the game?

AL2 mostly everyone loved shipgirls prob gone
Because the anime is stupid
I actually need some
cus it's already the end of ww2
So we're gonna have cold war ships if AL2 happens??
Can someone toss me your hear me out but azure lane
Chat’s brains are not even umazing what the fuck is going on
we be getting Schleswig holsce
Me buying dock space to store 200 Arleigh Burke destroyers
yes
Prob that
because
In which way?
Everyone is gonna be collecting DDs if AL2 happens
AL 1 is on Ww2 period
Any way you want
Cause of Arleighs and stuff
I mean ww1 ships exist in it
Like Mikasa and Avrora
AL2 is probably 1946 to whatever
Brother we have ships from the 1600s and post-war ships wym at this point
they're not going to throw away the income from AL for a hypothetical future scenario where a sequel might be profitable
they'll just keep adding shit to this game instead, maybe even throw out the old gameplay entirely eventually
Cold War ships also exist
ok guys imma going to touch grass
Imagine if alo touched a book
Eat some food
Wouldn’t that be peak
AL3 is probs gonna have CV-80 and stuff
go take shower to
Shipping Prinz Eugen and leffey...
I always read her name as Aurora
have you took it 5 time tho?
Well I believe Shinano adopts Laffey
There's two auroras bro, the Bri'ish and Russian

Laffey gets to sleep on her sleepy mom's giant pillows
I took shower like prob 10 mins
Also I read bismarck as bisMARK.
Totally ngl
Gonna get her to adopt me too
She is my fav northern perlament ship
Shinano-chan gets a bigger sister
And the first skin a bought
Same thing, but now im here thinking of what formation is the best
But anyways ima touch some water and come back for a moment
Need tea
Fr
I like my two wives:Eggs and Ounces
Ngl why does moritz look like she an type that own an bonding chain
Shit it the thing I'm scared of the most! Cat!
egg
Thankfully that OpSi got a fix
oh my eye
Before update: I put on Auto Search, but i have to press "Let's Move On" just to continue??
Sorry I was charging my Ki
Kii means "No" in whatever language
And Kaga means "From"
Wish they change AL gameplay
Uranami means "Uranium"
And Mutsu means "DEATH"
How do you change from 2d scroller game to whatever
Change it to VR eroge game 
Cause we kind off have the ZZZ styled game in the console and pc game
Bruh, i can't have that
Hi can i ask if where can i find the memories of operations siren
Go to menu, see small button above build, press, go to memories
Jiggle Jangle~
I can't see it there
Send ss
Still feeling the guilt of failing to acquire Rumey:<
I don't have enough cubes at the time
Im waiting for rerun
A
Tip to save cubes: Only use 1 light construction per day non-events
I kept doing that and i saved 438 cubes
That was a long time ago:<
I'm prepped for the next event
2B when?
I saved 900 cubes now
Reminds me the time i almost didnt got krondatats
Or don't spend the cubes at all except during events
Krondstat
uranami does not in fact mean uranium, they have a word for that which is literally just an english loanword
Last commision cube clutched
Well the daily missions of 3 quick finshers and 1 wisdom cubes
I don't even remember i quitted AL when im filthy rich. Coming back now feels like i inherited a bunch of goodies
Just waste 1 cube and claim "build 1 ship" mission rewards
I can't see the memories of operations siren😭
Fsir
The quick finishers will still add up from the weekly
Uraniumnami
Just send ss
Haaank don't abbreviate screenshot, Haaank
Bombers
Might get musashi
I got like 120
😭
But 14 quick finishers per week with "build 1 ship" mission
Fate musashi show up
It should be in records tab
1025 cubes
I'm still recovering from the last CN anniversary
Man trolling me into joining back
Nice
Manjuu should add a gifting or trading system between SKK
Cn anniversary?
I sure love my DD named Uranium
The only thing I got was Lion

Bruhhhh
I miss that event
Contains nuclear torpedo
Ngl
The Lion does not concern herself with suffering
Thank you i see it now
Now i need a DD ur if possible
Ironically from Japan
Okay
On second thought... i haven't checked secrets yet since i only do dailies after coming back
Gotta go for ASMR
Lion is my strongest ship rn
Heh
under 200 cubes and a dream 🙏
Is Littorio still an exclusive event ship or she been put in the normal banner guys?
I have 14 cubes
Was lion that good? My Alsace keep outshining my Musashi and FDG:<
you winning twin
Im actually tempted so send a different variant of this gif
I dunno you check her stats
Its not nude persay, but it has audio that breaks NSFW guidelines
I haven't maxed out Lion yet
Surely someday
Gifs don't have audio
That's video
I could use those silly white thungy cards
Theres about 2k of em
There’s alot of them man from what I remember
What the fuc
I'm too lazy to actually put Lion into improvements bc my focus in Musashi
First time?
Lazy Lion builders
There are a lot of that kind
... i haven't opened discord in a while
Oh naww, it’s not a gif


Nope
My eyes

My ears were blessed for a single second

BRUH I didn't wear my earphones
What did I missed?
Tf did i saw
alr i'm back from shower
Something cursed
He sent the full Kitasan black licking gif
With the audio
With audio
🥀
I didn't use my earphones bty😭
Again, if anyone wants it, pm me
At least nobody hears it
Do we deserve destruction?
I need more
I thank to myself for that pre-caution
Good gracious my volume are always at low
Jesus
Ughhh......some Uma musume thing
or deserve annihilation
Give me the sauce
I'll provide the 30 second version
Just a gust of wind it seems
I’ll put it in the admiral archives
wind
What are you guys talking about
Tornado
I missed something
I forgot where it's from, but i still have it
Just sent it
Wait, do i got the feet versio—
Yes
No, shrek, go back to your family smth smth you didn't missed anything
What are the limits of nsfw in general chat
Yes i do

At least Supra MK 5 is there
As much as Azur lane would do
if it's official.. it gets a pass if no cropping/zooming
No
Nikke physics, ayatayayayaya
What Supra? 
Less
It looks like it
if it's not official, seel your luck which mod will bonk you
Oh hell nah I just saw New jersey gif. 
Guve it
Alright, it's gonna stay here
Give NJ
God
Guys use earphones

AND PLEASE, DON'T TELL ADMINS

Just search azur lane gif on your keyboard if you're using the mobile version of discord
Let me get in my secret regensburg file
wind
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Im too lazy to search and browse...
It's the wind acting up again
@oblique notch

Why it's the wind coming from jet aircraft
why secret.. when you can enhance
I have actually a family

Air speed
your mon :))))
lmao
No eugen...
I just realized

Need to show her true color
Good angle 
Eugen in the middle noice
Yah I was confused why bisko is like that
Real
To embarrass her
Should've been Vanguard instead
She's an anime fan
P.Eugen deserve more luv from skk
Guh idk why
Heinrich too, cause she's sooooo hot
First sr shipgirl I’ve gotten
First wive too
Bro i need more P. Heinrich skins
black sailor scout outfit indicates corrupted sailor scout...
:
She's so hot and underrated
Also my reason why i played in the first place
Need an upgraded Prinz Eugen, she need to be a meta








