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91 points to go
Standard gym, some cardio for 30 mins and lifting weights after that 
And at that point I might as well go for 125/3m
Shit bro
Just full body then?
full booty
Taihou just went up to me with Abalcore to tell me this horse has to pass a US History test or else t he world is gonna explode…
I regret being a commander
Because this is the same crap they always do, I ask them to do simple task and its slack off and end the world on a regular basis!
Regular lane
Hell yeah
Yeah, I don't want to focus on specific muscle groups until I hit my target weight of ~75 kg 
I'm at 80 now
And I started close to 90
stone?
Thanks for reminding me
Need to work on that sus look™ too
I see. Well, good on you for dropping so much weight already man. I've walked that road as well, so I know how hard it is
Nice going bro

Moskva damage tested, damage kinda meh for UR, but she's a solid tank so doesn't need to just deal damage

no

I dont melt
You are a melt
bro ur suppose to be on my side ur a penguin
Dude you are welcome to move to England anytime
Your ball knowledge is goated
My ex was adamant I didn't and instead she wanted to move here instead
Welp, its impossible, you can still melt slowly tho, but if a certain temperature doesnt change, you can technically never melt, but if one small negative change in temperature, you can slowly melt~~~
Sorry I couldn't resist
mhmm
Idk I'm sure it sucks if you live there, but I always loved my time in England
when I thinkof the world melt Ithink of a sandwich
I may rest now see ya chat
Gn Vi
Baii :3

I live in a really nice place
by by
Goodnight
Go to sleep
Yes
No its baii baii~
The fact I can only see this dude as Landa atp
He absolutely killed both roles
😡😡😡
Don't make me call you a helmet
fluffy
Arguably the best depiction of a cruel and sadistic Nazi in contemporary media
hi chat
Guys, I know you might be playing this game for the fan service. So, have you ever subconsciously looked for the application of the r34 rule to Shipgirl?💀
Lol
Subconsciously
Go to sleep

Iam trying to
subconciously? like your hands just magically typed in the url and search terms without you knowing it?
this game is itself a 🤏 away from being the application of r34 to shipgirls 😭
Try get solar smash on phone

Since when does anyone care
I remember when a certain rock was very disappointed that chair wasn't in the actual cutscene
All these skins might as well be R34
Sleep
Really? Seriously?
Ehm
I fucked up by enabling the asteroid belt
yes
Hey rich 
Hi
Hru?
bath skins💀
Bismarck's fine
Indeed
Bismarck skin is ok
Interesting where you have done that
Happy planet
woah

Need to try that site out aswell
hmmmm I saw a similar performance from one triangle with an eye
I see
I can see my house from there
All guys, I'm going to bed.
farming 4-2 for little FDG trust and affinity for NJ and spee, next on the chopping bloc is just gonna be finishing the rest of the battles i haven't 3 starred then going until i either can't move forward or I can do opsi

Farm 5-2 for Glowing worm

glowing worm?

Damn KSP3 is looking great
Hi
Hey hey



😡

That's MY line
Yeah well it's my line 😡
me has returned
grub
Thank u
I'll let you off this time
Nah I'd win
m'linux
type shit
Probably an unpopular opinion but I do prefer systemd-boot over grub 
Ass jump scare
I lick
The advantage of grub is that it comes packages with most distros and you don't have to do anything extra to set it up 
Nasty
Yorrrrrrrr
random military guy
circle
What are you talking about bro
their realnames ye
water bird
Water bird huh
mm
I said earlier my name doesn't have anything to do with penguins 😡😡😡
so you're a crying penguin
yes it does
*q
hru random military guy
WHO THAT
morgan
My wife
le fay
Nah
Scary
Alright
speaking of morgan, who's shipgirl that call player husband?
we got nj call us as honey
mm
ya
Nuh
ya
Nuh
nuh uh
MY WIFE!
See this guy's on my side
Her eyes are wrong color but at least the hair is right
Good morning.
still close, just a darker shade

Almost called her negev
Reminder: Asuna is 17
(How she shoulda been at launch)
They're not correct at all. Lex has purple eyes
and freaking Eimi is 15 what are they feeding them?
Goon
I get the feeling the ages were given at random.
Or the personalities were made before the characters were drawn
I have no evidence of this
She was selected breed
that's og lexi
lexi 2 eyes are pink

a lot of 3rd years (17-18) are also smol and flat so I feel it's a conscious decision
I'd rather believe the artist just got it wrong
Makoto, Shun, Wakamo and some more are legal
Shun is like over 20
I remember there were sources said she was 21
Or 23
Dont remember clearly
who gives a fuck
the scum who play ba with one hand certainly don't, their only concern is the number being less than 18
around that yeah
hmm
We have no idea how old Shun is
But she is classed as a "Student"
I did remember BA devs put her age back then

They never did.
Unless it's a new thing that they added
we talking about BA?
WHAT

scam cat bad
Yeah but she's got the Hate Mace
Akashi only lacked of a little hat
that face on akashi
hmm
true
I accidently cracked the nun
shut up insect
I fell asleep cause u were talking btw
Im too poor to afford high quality
ok
I bestow amagi chan headpats on this channel
YE S

I am going to save this in my "homework" folder
I have better stuff
hmm....
Fym homework
dont worry about it

Very thick
there's the ass spanking interaction after this but I'm not gonna post that here
I was running on free nitro credit from orbs, only for Discord to be a dum dum by reducing orbs from adverts to 200

Your nitro fitted u so well

circle donated?
then again, Im not dumping my savings from insurance into a service that recently had data breaches
Fair enough
I was just saying
Oo friend request
Accept
data breaches are bad
Im trolling on Twitter rn
I do not open twitter bro
man, there are no good AL content there, other than game news and fan art
what do u expect?
hi trolling on Twitter rn
King Ghidorah, or at least one of the three heads?
its the stupid one
alsoknown as kevin
Not those typa accessories bro💔💔
havent bought an L2D since I got Lexi II's maid outfit
I cracked during unzens 2nd skin
You got cracked during that skins release?
Crazy shi twin
Cracked ice
I deadass forgot about this skin
its the best skin for her
no circle
So I started blasting
That hip sway...

Man, this feels like a memory that I dug but wish to forget
manjuu saw what dish drew and went "we want that"
not the first time
oh no
smh this why ur a insect
there is a heinrich skin that was exactly the same
Sorry I don’t like the girl who looks like she got implants
ok lets see the girl u like
It’s kinda obvious twin
And she does not have such an outrageous build either

Gobbla located
Takao, Milf edition
What does this even mean
I have 0 clue whatsoever
FOODSOUND
slave smh
Which is your favorite SoDak?
I liked Dish as an artist,
its just within this time one of his works are "copy pasted" concepts, and I heard he doesn't handle backlash well rather than ignoring it
as for the Taihou design, despite having no choice to get her since I love Taihou, I am really dissapointed when this released
it's the "but i want to GRISP her like a grappling hook while heart emoji bubble out of my head" counterargument
Didn’t he get fuckin Doxxed over the Taihou one,
Idid stuff
You just gave me a headache
Atp, i don’t blame him
Dish is not a dissapointment, but this one kinda is
Yeah just shut up, you haven’t spoke proper English for me to understand this whole entire conversation
For what Manjuu accepted
I don't hate the person, but I hate the deed that he has done
I think dish makes good art.
his haters should make art themselves and see how twitter tears them apart
Like, yeah its a bit lazy
simple as that
but they didn’t have to accept it either
english my 3rd language
sorry
Owari new skin when
mmm
When you shove those words Up your ass


Hendy!!!
so when is new Hood skin

When you shove hood up your-
I don’t feel like saying it again
dont melt
With that happening due to his retirement, We never get to see Kronstadt new skin design if it was made by Dish, considering she was plainly made to Surpass Kashino but was bonked.
Bye twin
we have Cowpens tho
Whats with calling everyone Twin
is this new slang that flew under my radar

regarding the word "twin"
It’s been new slang since early 2025
mm
Your late gng
Call it Gen Z Communication mixed with brainrot
Anybody can say twin
It’s not even brainrot
the clock steps ever forward
Didn’t originate from it either

but it did came from an Era where brainrot excels

wait a second....
I just realized.
maintiance tomorrow
I’m fighting a war I can’t win cause it’s a bunch of uncs and nephews and aunties and grandpas and grandmas and moms and dads 💔💔
im not gonna sit here and act high and mighty abt slamg
Real
considering i use pog
I am 23
eyy
and an Uncle
22
remember you beat 10 olympic altheics and 5 inventors to be born
youre good
23 in 3months
Bro yall young asf and your behind on humor?
unc
UNC
Like what???
Some shipgirls expressions are really a work of art
You also potentially beat 2
Crackheads and a murderer
WOAH
24 in 4 months
DM
like damn
I WANT MONEY
we getting old
Just signed up! Hey man what happened to my bank account


i flashbanged a friend
Extremely good jumpscare

You can’t scam me bro
This can’t happen
yw yw
By telling him he’s closer to 30 than 10
Exactly
I’m taking you to prison
Thug shaker skin
Where you will meet big terry
SoDak 
He gon take care of you
Musashi's face looks scary but if you look closely it softens

Id die for Mushy thighs
Snow when Color exists
“WITNESS ME”
I’d die for Wendy’s with sodak 
Lost 
Yall all freaked out n shi
Hi Henderson
@rain valley BITCH GET iN HERE

You still play WoWS Legends
Wen Deez? 
Why are you summoning the devil bro
Unfortunately 
Oh, its you snow
It’s 1000 times better when she’s not in here
Why u summoning that thing
nah don't do that, I believe I am blocked by her for unknown reasons
Im awaiting for Legends to update to PC
💔
Help I'm ungodly down bad
WOW MY DISGUISE WORKED
its been a few months since ive been here
Defender left the server a while ago
yuh
I'd die to be beaten up by Rupprecht
It isn’t your disguise
hmm?
shut up you
i took an extended leave
See
cuz i was burned out on AL
U idiot
Hi ALO femboys
Avent seen turquoise since long time
her last message was yesterday
Probably moved on to greener pastures
I know where you live. Ima make sure big terry knows who you are.
Nun here
Where I live then?

very course personality
Tha'rt a nun?

Non
None
thats more my reading
Oh well 
YMMV
This I agree, unfortunately I don't have her

and her first skin was 
wahoo
Hi larp
and serve this chat right it did
all she did was dislike crimson axis and that's what you scum define as the worst thing to happen here?
I'm definitely one of them
To you maybe, the shit she’s done is outrageous
Its not good to call nobody scum 
im not trying to be a dick
Anyway time to move on to not cause drama
NJ
Who we talkin bout
Do it for birb (the other one)
i can be an annoying cunt
Random peeps in the server
Awesome
not anyone of your concern kelp
I might actually be diagnosed with mild paranoia so don't be offended by my episodes
Aren’t some of us all paranoid
who?
Guy who’s told me to kms in the past telling me not to worry makes me more interested.
The Turquoise person
She did a LOT more
SEA VEGGIE
Not even close to me
"Politikal correktneß"...
Snom hihi
mmm
But do you like breasts
Chicken breasts
Hello chronically online
Do you like water son
Turq to me looks tolerable, just got shocked when I got suddenly blocked or smth, probably the Kotori hate that I have recently
oh you mean the one that hates ironblood and sakura empire ships just for the sake of it and simultaneously gets mad when someone says something slightly negative about french ships to the point of reporting them?
yuh
more what? block people? heaven fucking forbid she makes discord hide random chuds under a blanket!
is that a thing?
got it
I see you learning ways to respond
Good job twin
Oh, this one too for somee reason
Ok
That’s certainly a thing
👍
what has she done
Argument huh?
I mean
Dont count me in 
Chat speaks for itself
when did this happen
Never saw her hating
i mostly disagreed with the statement Hood deserved to explode
Every conversation involving axis power girls
I bet she blocked you
so
hmm
That’s a thing
well then itd be mutual then
im the only person thats immune to blocking by her
IM POWERFUL
I mean I'm pretty sure it's all a massive cope due to France's WW2 history
I love how useless blocking is in Discord
I will now ping her now
wdym flag code, the mericans do it all the time
Frfr
Why are you pinging her mid talking about her
please no
Do not instigate bro
insect she blocked u for calling her grandma
she cant see ur messages

Who is that she
bruh pls Snow
im 99 precet sure she blocked everyone here
who is this she alien they are talking about
or I will melt you
you wont be laughing when i pull up in my lifted truck (it has never hauled anything or had a spot of mud on it) that has a bumper sticker of the punisher skull with an american flag pattern and trump hair
What if an actual middle aged woman is sitting here
kawakaze got to that before me
I dont think she blocked me
Ditto
She Called me a lolicon when I have no records on such 💔
climb outta that fucker huffing and puffing
Whos that she yall be talkin bout
kirishima is the better shipgirl right?
oh trust me, i will be laughing so hard
Im cluelessp
SAY IT
BARB GET THE STEP STOOL I CANT GET BACK IN
Tilt lifted trucks are so ass
No.
youre a slave
The turqu
U wear no deodorant
Turquoise?
Idc I just want to hug Musashi
I dont I use prefume
fuck me, it got cold
wow, such creative insults
sorry....
fr right
i hate cold nights
i was out crankin my hog and ran across some clibbins. haddalayerdown it was like ice i tell ya
wtf food sound
never had canes
Okay
Its probably joining one is enough for her.
I do believe that what I said last time when I talked to her probably instigated her to block me, since my wording was shit, but I genuinely hate Kotori Itsuka's Skin Inflation from the Date A Live Collab
I'll do
McDonald’s ice cream machine not working looking ass
I’m beginning to murm

Do it

i return to my french BC building
everytime I went to mcdonalds their ice cream was good
One Day, I wish to go to Canes, blud they look good based on what I see
I love murm and merku
yakagi
scary mod #1 or #3 I forgot
They are good I’m just doing creative roasts
im call u scary mod #4 now
DSI
smh Takagi not scary
I’m like one of the nicer mods I think
lemons in they face watch em freeze up
I wanna marry merku and murm
Why does he look like that
Takagi is a angel
He duck
I call all the mods scary and assign a number to them
at least the ones I seen chat
it's cold, he tucked his neck in
Is this a coping mechanism for being scared of everybody?
Like Clothing? 

im only scared of undercooked eggs and small dogs
he is a expection
I know what to do on your birthday

Expection
Expectation
I'm super scared of one trillion dollars
I wish I could steal a duck
I actually own a duck
I am a Duck
Gimme
no
Sorry I got hungry and ate a lot, here’s 4$ tho
I ate duck meat tonight
Quackers is mine
mmmm
how many calories
Thanks
it was in this amazing red sauce
she was the last one at the local Tractor supply
shush
Is it like how tuna need to survive
what do I do
They need to like keep swimming to stay alive
Ram breathing
we had to quarantine her for a time
A-10 is just as tough and badass as its momma
I want a duck 
cuz our roosters were being really rough with her
they see her as one of the hens
and tore out alot of her back feathers
Roosters 
Abooze
got any grapes?

ducks are the nerfed version of geese, just like how the boss gets nerfed after recruitment
CANDIAN GEESE ARE DANGER
bruh, is this really their motives for mating 
Geese are the nerfed versions of swans
swans are pretty
Pohn Jork
Lol

male roosters are called cocks
uh
I learned this the other day
Roosters Are male dawg
important info
You good ice
hmm?
See this is how they get you
he lost weight
to be fair this only happens when #history breaches containment
“History”
Dude posting AI russian propaganda
Sure
Bismarck kinda flat compared to most girls
hmm
Biscuit, flat??
Bismarck
Flat
I think this Ice Cold Water got acidic
I hate this server sometimes

Carrier con is just stupid
they do that in there? i have never been there before
I mean when you compare her to a few boob monsters she's flat

Embrace being unhinged, then you adapt
GET AWAY
No
Lol
u hate me sea veggie?
statements of the truly deranged
I’ve never even seen snow
id be more willing to call Hood flat tjan Biscuit
hmm...
what
And hood got inflated over time
blame that 2% of gases, not Lemon
no

yes
RN battlecruisers just have that ability
(Looks at Renown and Repulse)
i do love the Renowns
very pretty ships
Reps triple 102s are a bit funky
Best BC
hot
yeah...
mmmmmm
nah, Total Hood supremacy
really mistook her for Jeanne D Arc

Its such a shame Hood was in the state that she was in
Barely hanging on, and just running ragged
Lowk listening to Forza horizon 6 song
lowk eepy
Eep then bro
listening to gobbla sneezing
Thank you.........Azur Lane
Azur Lane?
Because...... uhm....
....your fleet is called Azur Lane.
Oh yeah.

hassene
Keep singing that shit twin
I guess
2 penguins
I hear penguin meat tastes good
Come one guys
I wouldn't know because they went extinct in the 1800s
Catch one in the north pole
It's spelt with a q
That is where you would find one, if they were still around
They live in other places then the moth pole
Orbs
My doctor told me to cough when he grabbed my balls
Isn't that dodos
Yes the subarctic region
No penguins are extinct
In Japan too
Different extinct bird
Shinji's apartment
A shit load of birds are extinct bruh
Doesn't narrow it down
Yeah bro they killed pingu
The birds we call penguins today are not true penguins
They're not even closely related to true penguins
Hated this episode of Pingu
What if they were spelt with a q
You old fuck
“1852AD”
Why did I call you twin
We are twins twin
Look what they took from us
Just kidding
😡😡😡
Ok
Zamn can’t believe Florida had penguins
But I'm still angry coz people can't spell my name right 😡
Florida has everything
If you look hard enough
Penquin
Messi in Florida
Pessi
Indeed
Penaldo
Yes I know we have every species ever conceived brought here.
Agree
You got it bro
Yes but penguins are actually native to florida
Jordan
Yaoming
Big bird
That's the extent of my basketball knowledge
From lobotomy corporation
Why is this kelp talking
I can

Pls u gotta know curry
Forgot about him
Eddie Curry
Bro I'm from the UK I don't know basketball
I’m from Zimbabwe I know basketball
Diaw?
Tf are you guys saying
Just kidding I’m American yo
British NBA guys
Funnily enough I could guess
tomarrow is my Bday, am so excited
if there were something I could wishfor, it would be for there to be lil Roon and Roon META
Mines in 4 days 
hi takagi








