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just smash all big boats
Just saying because they're so pretty and floofable it goes way beyond a simple gacha waifu system.
Hottie

lemme get a whiff of those smelly pits 😩
personally I wanna say Nagato for best floof
idk about al foxes
Mutsu is underrated
My fleet is just
Most annoying mf award
now that I can agree
Pucc. U mentioned speaking russian. U russian?
Us navy carrier strike group 
I'm not but close enough
I speak that language too
My country kept it at schools
After USSR fell
I'm youkrainian
Nagato just looks adorable
If she got buf
Tails more and fluff
Body too
Sisterships are so overlooked it hurts
personally I think she's fine especially on her oath skin she looks a lot more adorable surrounded by foxes lol
Too tired 
Keep proving my words
sleep

I kinda like all Sakurans except sh*thou
Ethier
Breast uma?
Shake it
Houshou? ryuuhou? taihou or hakuhou?
You know who's the worst 'hou
I don't...
Zuihou clearly
Zuihou is cute
yes
I'm talking about braphou
NOOOOOOO
Rude
oh, I don't have her yet
The fuck did you do that
give her to me

Ah nvm Zuihou decided to take a visit to taihoe's house
not summoned yet. back in your coffin !
Mejimo

Ew who reacted with shithou
Dead chat
Straight up softcore porn
I thought it's zhu yuan in the middle
what kind of softcore porn are you watching? 🤣
That's a question for you
i dont call clothed pixels porn. so straight back at you xD
Her doing bouncing poses and these expressions is definitely not porn
if movement and expressions is porn for you, close your eyes when you go outside ^^
Whatever, addict
4k spicy
whatever, snowflake 
Shitplacable second worst after braphou

Ts you

so you are on that level. gimme a sec
❤️ 🫳 ❤️
🫸
🫷
❤️ 🫴 ❤️
A little shorter
Brap+taihou
smolnano
Given your pronouns id think you like that kind of stuff
NJ ASS ON THE SECRETARY ROLL TODAY 
Lolinano
nice boat
Hers is actually really short, so it doesn’t take too long
so I hear, but whenever I pick up my phone to do al stuff, I just do other stuff
🌯 
barely managed to finish tb recently 
Kalk
Ah new ship I didn’t know existed
Z24

I need that Marco Polo one

Holy shit champagne 
You get some wild combos

Not like this...
squirrel!
Based Google for banning it

What’s happening here
Is Azur lane in danger of getting the Snowbreak treatment?
no

the hit gacha shooter snowbreak: containment zone is getting mass reported to storefronts and the ccp and shit in china for being such a gooner game (despite having appropriate age ratings and not pretending to be something else), allegedly by love and deepspace players. now it's in indefinite maintenance for damage control and people are afraid al is next

and of course every insufferable chud remotely interested in anime games is out of the woodwork waffling about it
it was unbanned no?
Just ignore them, Gabe does this so well
per the maxim that Nothing Ever Happens i expect al to be perfectly fine. snowbreak too
re500er
ye
now back to squishing boats
I came to life as cat
squish that bote

Worst Battleship in Wtm
That’s WTM 
I meant
Anyways
Even Tier IV Fuso can destroy Iowa
Just Use Ise
Or Sevastopol
Or the Tirpitz
Or even Baden
Instead Iowa
406mm is Not strong enough for it
So I can recommend you ships If you want
Since am 2 year Wtm player
Probably we aren't getting any Tier V battleships
Since Gaijin getting more greedy by Giving Expensive Offers
champagne with her eyes opened ??????????????????????????????,
Another Richelieu?
Fuso strong
Azur lane are on the list too damn
Damn
Am the only Richelieu on Red side
Yeah hope so now I see girl frontline 2 azur lane Nikke are on the list now
all fronch is welcome 
Even Nikke (support by tencent)? Whoa
Am saving this
aw yep
so it is in fact the exact same gooners that were hypocritically whining on social media recently?
One of the Mysterious Losses in Ww2
Armed with 203mm
And 2x 20mm aa guns
nope not listening to your take on this shitshow
While going to Caribbean islands
130 crew lost
And Surcouf Wanished forever
Also She was Biggest Sub in 1942
I really hope not but I see some rumors said on x that their game are on the list tho, Im big fan this game btw hope it's still just a rumors
That Title was on the Hms M1
On eternal voyage
M-1 wreck is known
Yes
Same with M-2
Her sister with Scout Plane
X class of midget subs did better
Yeah
Fave class tho is the K-class
midget subs, imagine what kind of shipgirls those would be
Probably Kid like Fletcher
Or the Shinano Chan
one almost blew takao to smithereens if it wasnt for all the ammo was already offloaded or something
fletcher isn't a kid lol
😭
plus takao laid on top of her
There's something called Chariot Manned Torpedo
Sucks they scrapped XE-3
Hms Dave
except they usually get it wrong anyway and often fuck up parts of the picture in the process

The rodney footage was pretty decent tho
Brat correction at the summer Olympics
not that long ago ;p
Terror?
With 381mm
Correct
currently parts at prussia cove and in some car park
Warspite
Part of warspite in fenced off at a car park
Yummy
Any parts of her left ?
Wife
Richelieu is Classified as Fast battleship
Like Scharnhorst
But had Same caliber like Bisko
But She survived from getting Scuttled like Strasbourg
Sergio Biscuits
Fave french ship probs Dunking donut or painleve in azur lane
She saw a little bit of action near Indochina if im correct
Just some coastal shot
Indochina was like
She was stayed in Port in Brest
About her sister
She not Survived
Getting Bombarded
And Broken up
Wait
Jean Bart
Dunkerque is Battlecrusier
Sister of Strasbourg
Ik
Damaged Jean Bart in Casablanca
About the Indochine part i was talking about Richelieu
And I was talking about her sister
Yeah Bart was clearly not ready for war like at all
in casablanca you say 
Interesting
Stoopid Englishmens backstabbing like this
Severely underrated and sadly forgotten
she too suffered from boobflation
Witch they only destroyed Lorraine
And Damaged Dunkerque Strasbourg
Richelieu
Jean Bart
I mean, her skin was released along side her default...
And La Galissnnionare
boobflation waits for no one
Only Richie survived
boise cute
Others got Scuttled

Smash
no one is safe from the great boobflation
Jean Bart Carrier hybrid when
forgot bout hindenburg yamato? lemme remind you 

Not the Hindenburg
Hmm
There's one more Uncompleted Richi class Battleship existed
Now it's Same Rarity as her sister
In AL

hmm
When Asmr?
The Clemenceau
now if i had any hope of quickly finding that "this man,
react him" gif in my favorites

Dunkerque got turned into multiples arl44 
I know that
got nuked from my favourites, can't find it anymore
Pretty Cursed
Nukes ?
HAND HOLDING?!??!?!?!!??!
nuked, autocorrect
Atleast its looks good
Tiger 2 copy
Project Started in 1944
Finished in 60s
yeah we can have such lechery now 
50s
It was supposed to be a Sherman like at first

But Still Weak for T-54s
I remember the First Prototype had 37mm
Or 47
Even the gun was meh
If Arl 44 Built in 30s that would be perfect

But Armour is Weak for Panzers
75mm
So they classified as TD
She even thinks you are her bike 
Never heard of a 37mm or 47mm prototype
Let me find it wait
Its a 75mm
Too Small for 75
Trust me its a 75
Ah yes the sexy nun 
No it's a 76
Sry its a 76 i was wrong
So they started to build Amx series
ouhh fire
A heavily modified US 76
Also Getting Plenty of M24s from Us
how to get azur lane vidéo games
holy molay 
Apk
Most Notably
i think theres only one azur lane video game and thats azur lane
Indeed
there's also crosswave, which you can buy on steam. and nintendo switch shop iirc. and world of warships is also arguably an al video game
who? dis?
Zuikaku
napoli, she will be mine soon, just need to finish the grind
Amx 13
Amx 50 Surbiase (only One prototype)
Amx 50 Foch
Amx 30
And Amx 30 (1972)
With 30mm Sidearm
hmmm grinding scamcats mother.....but my vanguard always outdmg the backline that need the xp so no bonus 🤣
Before Getting Replaced by Leclerc Series
First they wanted a 75sa32 its was shit for 1944 standards
They used a modified American 76mm instead
And then they used the 90mm
But clearly no 37 or 47 was mentioned
She always says Shokaku's are bigger and softer, but when she is like this I start second guessing whether SHE has the larger
Same as 47
Wait lets go to #history
Oh yeah
some say shoukaku's are softer
no, you'd die
You’d likely choke to death and or die instantly depending on the type

if it's just a piece of U238 I wonder if the heavy metal poisoning or the radiation would kill faster
The hole in your stomach probably
that's not how anything works
heavy metal poisoning. u-238 is stupidly stable as far as radioactive substances go
you need quite a lot of uranium, even enriched, for the radiation to kill you quickly
it's still an alpha source, so it will do plenty of damage inside
if it's inside the body then what little alpha radiation it emits won't be blocked by the skin, which sounds like a problem, but not as much as the thing just being toxic? i think?
that's why I wondered, because it is also a heavy metal and that WILL fuck you up
oh yes, it's very toxic

I will breed you
well cdc says Uranium is also a toxic chemical, meaning that ingestion of uranium can cause kidney damage from its chemical properties much sooner than its radioactive properties would cause cancers of the bone or liver.
no we were talking about uranium 
thx science people, for figuring out answers to all the weirdest questions
This is what happens when you leave scientists without budget for too long
They do VERY strange experiments to cure the boredom
always remember to feed and give distractions to your scientists
Hey Zilf, how’s life?
still drawing baby albacores?
me checking on my 1 kg uranium cube after four and a half billion years only to find out it's now 500-ish g of uranium and 500 g of other random junk

reality is a scam
huh, must be a different account then 
Alo talking about eating Uranium…..
as you normally do
hmm
Yep…
Anyway, how are things?
hmm
Nothing change, just borish daily life
bro you know how many calories the elephant's foot is
I could use some vacation tbh
eating that would be gamechanging for bulking
Sure.
Now go wrestle a 5 ton muscle machine with spikes

the squidward crushing machine
hmm?
I weigh like 45kg could I lift 5 tones?

hmm true
hmm..
Where them food doctors on elephants
we gotta calculate the macros on the elephants foot
elephants eat grass and leaves
no i mean the cherobyl melted down reactor
It’d be about 20%.
But at that point just eat like…. Deer


how do you think he got shredded
he eats demon cores then hits the gym
do that for a year then youll make the rock look like a twink by comparison
AI car
literally me
cookie
what british and german warships should i fight each other
I find this quite innacurate mmh
the british armada im unleashing on the germans
yeah no way choukai is playing horror games
isnt the whole thing with the takaos is that theyre not good with horror

and
are i know that
let me get Prinz Eugen real quick
Btw, the aftermath was pretty much expected
goober
i feel like javelin would be a rhythm gamer and akashi would be more interested in making live service slop than in playing games
All German warships were sunk
wat game is that?
also i feel like atago would more be like the GF who watches you play games instead of playing them
Unfortunately, HMS Repulse was sunk by Bismarck and Hutten
Atlantic Fleet
but i also think thats like 2/3rds of the botes
Chat, what do we talk about here?

ZAMN
not really a fair fight
Hmm never heard about it i've played plenty of Naval games .... battlestations Pacific was the best one
Azur lane
also
talking about that man i need to grind more on wows and wt but i'm so busy with my other games and the Tallinn Grind ....
Also, HMS Lion was heavily damaged

obligatory atago best girl 10/10
unlikely against those two

Riche

The British ships composed of the following
King George V Class
HMS King George V
HMS Prince of Wales
HMS Duke of York
Nelson Class
HMS Nelson
HMS Rodney
Renown class
HMS Renown
HMS Repulse (sunk)
Admiral Class
HMS Hood
Lion Class
HMS Lion (Heavily Damaged)
HMS Temeraire

Lol
and the germans?
Good is good 
Dash it all
RAAAAAAAAAAH
German Ships
H-39 Class
Berchlingen (sunk by HMS Hood)
Hutten (sunk by HMS Lion)
Bismarck class
Bismarck (sunk by HMS Prince of Wales)
Tirpitz (sunk by HMS Rodney and Nelson)
Deutschland class
Lutsow (sunk by HMS Renown)
Admiral Scheer (Sunk by HMS Hood)
Admiral Graf Spee (sunk by HMS King George V)
Leipzig class
Leipzig (blown up by Grand slam)
Nurnberg (sunk by HMS Prince of Wales)
This can go to #off-topic now
Lol


It’s not Azur lane. Just because a ships namesake is in another game doesn’t make it on topic
Hood ass whooped Admiral Scheer 
Two different paragraph but okay
I am azur lane
We push WoWs topics to off topic too
Ah I see
yeah no surprise
Hood is a BC and Scheer is a heavy cruiser

hmm
Who wishes they were the Manjuu?! (I do)
She shoved a 15 inch can of whoop ass up Scheer’s 11 inch gun
She blew up 
doesn't answer my question but fine
In one salvo

I mean it does answer your question
Scheer sunk from the first salvo of Hood
I don’t wanna escape
Kinda does
hmm
Almighty floof
Amagi fluffy
Doggos
She got better and can finally live a better life
Bigger boobs
fluffier tails
Booba amplified her health and gave her more attractiveness
Fair
And make her more horni
Tbh, the most deadly strike out of all was HMS Lion’s salvo Hutten.
Hutten sunk after Lion’s 5th Salvo

#off-topic shoo shoo
Lol
You don’t have to shoo me away like some animal 
Anyways, I’m just gonna draw HMS Lion
For real

What ship should I draw after Lion?
the off topic ship 
PAT THE FLUFFY

I need a woman like Richelieu in my life

something from the ol days
A mad amagi is something I want too see
You never want to be on the receiving end of one of Amagi's bonks
omagaaaa
omagaaaaa
Hell yeah, Amagi posting!!!!
Oh this is mean….

Orochi or wtv the anime is about
mamagi such a good wife

Amagi
‼️ ❤️ ❤️
did somebody say mamagi?
BOOBS
Riche 
You can hear her tails swaying in her ASMR
Where are the tiles
Henderson

gone, ded, deleted
John

hi

No man can resist the sway of nine fluffy tails

@pastel oracle how big was Implacable's gyatt?
very big
yorr

mmmm
Big enough the crater next to Raccoon city is still there
FLAME ON!
Maybe I should get Implacable while I can
Then Yorktown and Shinano
I love how this skin is thigh focused
@hard vine
Feet mentioned
oh for Rat too

MOUSE
Hey Rat 
Infernal

"share this bed with me" ma'am you are the bed 

Give it back
Hru orbs?
Atago tuesday?
very Taco Tuesday 
Ass
Bad zohn
I'd eat tacos off of that
@pastel oracle glad you got the reference 
Guy was scary as shit 
One TAco supreme please!
90s Cartoon was deceptively eerie
Hard to beat tho
yea Ren and Stimpy would easily be cancelled
1989 Bfg animated film still my fave
today
I forgot about those two
Ren and Stimpy, plus Cow and Chicken are another example
hell yea
Hard to beat the older toons
I tried to watch some of the new ones with my nephew but damn they boring or maybe it's just me being older and have ki nostalgia for the new ones
Yea you right
I also miss some of the old handmade sets on like Thomas the tank, thunderbird's, Captain Scarlett appreciate the detail now
The Pirates of Dark Water...The American One Piece that could had been
was so ahead of its time, it killed the budget quickly
Never heard of that before will have to check it out, we had one called something like, Captain Redbeard, only found traces of it on French as "Barbe rojia"or something
Technology access has allowed some truly stunning animation, and also some very cheap and lazy production
yea hence left to be desired
more options, but can easily lead to stagnation
restriction caused you to be more creative
you had to brainstorm
imagine brainstorming in 2026
smh
Though I can understand why studios aren't jumping at the chance to go back to hand drawn cellulose frames
early 90s cartoon lol
We didn't get it here from memory
was suppose to last for years, but budget cut it to just one season
Guess it was US exclusive or maybe cartoon network ?
Makes since, was it good like from what you remember?
yup it was really good, the story had a lot of potential and the animation was way ahead of its time
I think the downfall was trying to be too big of a story with that animation
for a show from 1991 had similar animation to One Piece from the late 90s early 00s was just too much
Just scammed through a vid will watch later supposedly the game gives closure
Will have to watch it
I mean almost all of the Cartoon shows in that era was pretty much designed to be as an advertisement to action figures and etc.
imagine making an actual plot with stunning animation
reeeeep
Soon to be Paramount
night
Long John Silvers 
Short James Bronze 
Would Thomas the tank engine count?
not sure, but Thomas the Train memorable
Man, when i watched it, it looked like the gif
Now its all CGI
me no speaky goober language
Belfast being the best maid.
Good morning.
visit other museum
Which one?
I’ve been to Bovington Tank Museum and HMS Belfast’s Memorial
Should I try going to the place where HMS Warspite was broken up? 
you can
Warspite was a pretty stubborn ship
Danganronpa
Ahhh..moment 
when it comes to scrapping ships, both the US and the UK got a terrible reputation for scrapping their most valuable ships, and with that i mean Warspite and Enterprise 😔
US has a better record of not scrapping them all tho
And don’t worry, Warspite still has a very successful campaign and story
So don’t be sad they are gone, they are still here in our hearts

i'm pretty sure if the US preserve CV-6, she'd see more visitors then any other museum ship
Hmm


One of the most visited ships is USS New Jersey
Maid outfit for taihou when
Raikou?
Midway
Autocorrect

xD
💀💀
USS rayquaza
my mind for a moment just went "what does a Pokemon have to do with shipgirls?"

and this would be a banger name for a aircraft carrier
USS Deathbringer Supreme
To be honest, I would really really want to go to USS NJ
USS gyatt
HMS Snorlax 
Formidable finally has a rival

japan looking to name a definitely-not-a-carrier while also trying to avoid evoking ijn nostalgia for some reason:
JS Kaga is pretty fire tho
Speaking about Kaga, I’m pretty happy that she was reborn as a JSDF Aircraft Carrier
Well technically Carrier Cruiser
wao it's the javascript navy
Japan classifies modern Kaga as a quote on quote
An “Aircraft Carrying Multirole Cruiser”
GENIUS HE'S A GENIUS
I wonder what type of ship would the name Yamato, Musashi and Shinano will be
mm
M
eeeh Aircraft carrier
"Aircraft Carrying Multirole Cruiser"
"Heavy Aircraft Cruiser"
these are all totally different things!
But in a nutshell, they still call it a light carrier tho 
I’m also pretty happy that Atago’s name was given to one of the latest and greatest Guided Missile Destroyers
Totally not a Cruiser in displacement
Bro, Modern Atago would be classified as a Battlecruiser in ww2 standards 
It would be interesting how modern Atago would be
Atago but with modern equipment
Extra teasing I guess? 
Le bored.
Add uh USS Nimitz to ze game.
CVN-80 Enterprise would just be enterprise but with Kashino's chest size xD
Wonder what the Gerald R. Ford would look like too.
Imagine if we got BOTH USS John F. Kennedy's in the game.
CV-67 and CVN-79.
not gonna happen tho since the game focus on ww2 and pre-ww2 ships only exceptions being ships that were build during the war but completed after the war.
Nah Azur Lane is stronk
Ehh...but if it does that would be nice.
Enty is a sweetheart
Uhm pookies?☝️
Then again I would like to see uh...
Iowa, Missouri, Wisconsin, Kentucky, Illinois, Tillman class, and possibly USS United States added in game-
Is yamamoto ingame?
Yamamoto?
Do you mean Yamato?
I oathed Graf zeppelin but i dont have her oath voicelines only subtitles, how to fix it ? Restarted the game and repaired assets
iowa and yamato will never
We'll hopefully get them soon.
Yamamoto 
Yah
Them hips 
Woah
I have question for all of you pookies
Whats yall favourite ship? I like graf zeppelin prinz eugen and z23
she look quite... invincible
Be honest, who is the most kissable girl in AL?
well that depends
PSA: ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT CRIMSON AXIS AND IRON BLOOD IS THE BEST NATION/ARMY/FACTION ON AZUR LANE

I can agree
I love Bismarck
Since when can you type large letters?
since i knew of that function ofc
put a hashtag and a space before a message
like this
How do you do that then?
Ägir is missing but yeah
like this
Oh so thats how you do it
Thank you for tutorial
🫶
Any idea ?
I just bought her new skin and still no voice, only subtitles 
Take me Eugen
Actually no
TAKE US ALL
Eugen 3D dorms when?
I can now die peacefully 
i can't xP cuz she's not there
idk about that but i think you'll find more luck asking it on #tech-support
If I were to die, I want to be reincarnated in Azur lane and be happy 
same here
i guess having such a life there would be difficult
Death by snu snu
Hello
Guud waifu as well xP
Hallo!
Hellow!
hows it going?
It's good












